"SCHRODINGER'S CAT TRILOGY" - читать интересную книгу автора (Wilson Robert Anton) Robert Anton Wilson SCHRODINGER'S CAT TRILOGY e-book ver. 1.0 Copyright © 1979 by Robert Anton Wilson The Universe Next Door • The Trick Top Hat • The Homing Pigeons to the real Miss Portinari Preface to the 1988 edition BOOK ONE The Universe Next Door PART ONE PURITY OF ESSENCE DON'T LOOK BACK REGISTER CAPITALISTS, NOT GUNS HONK IF YOU'RE ARMED EAT THE RICH HOBBYSHEET #4 in a series of 30. Collect 'em all! A SIMPLE ATOMIC BOMB FOR THE HOME CRAFTSMAN ALTERNATIVE TEXTS GALACTIC ARCHIVES: ONE MONTH TO GO One month to go to 1984. AUFGEHOBEN 2 NEW PLANETS DISCOVERED POE THE HIDDEN VARIABLE NO SALESPERSON MAY LEAVE THE FLOOR WITHOUT THE AUTHORIZATION OF A SUPERIOR. THE MGT. NO SALESPERSON MAY LEAVE THE FLOOR OR LOOK OUT THE DOOR WITHOUT THE AUTHORIZATION OF A SUPERIOR. THE MGT. EMPLOYEES MAY NOT EXCHANGE VACATION DAYS. -THE MGT. EMPLOYEES MAY NOT PUNCH OTHER EMPLOYEES' TIME CARDS. ANY DEVIATION WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION. -THE MGT. FILL OUT IN TRIPLICATE. KEEP ONE COPY, MAIL ONE COPY TO THE OFFICE AND SEND THE THIRD TO THE TRANSYLVANIA CONSULATE. -THE MGT. (THIS WAS USED AT A BLOOD BANK, OF COURSE.) PEP LOUSES IN THE SKIDROW DIMEHAUNTS TO HAVE LOCKS ON THESE DOORS LIVING IN A NOVEL STARHAWK'S LIFE STUDY LANDSLIDE THE QUANTUM CONNECTION IS UNMITIGATED DEMATERIALIZING GORILLAS THE MAD FISHMONGER ANOTHER CIA PLOT A HIT ON THE HEAD CLUES THE ALTRUIST TAKE WHAT THOU HAST POE COLLAPSE OF THE STATE VECTOR PART ONE THE UNIVERSE NEXT DOOR TO CROSS AGAIN MURPHY'S RELIGIOUS THE FIRST FURBISH LOUSEWART NOTHING SEX, STATUS, SUCCESS THE SECOND FURBISH LOUSEWART MALLOY DON'T SING IS VLAD A SYMBOL? ULYSSES AT HOME WHY? SCHRODINGER THE MAN TO CROSS AGAIN LED, LED, LED THE VALUE OF THE CONTENT POLITICS OF THE IMPOSSIBLE WE MIGHT WAKE UP PARTNERS INSIDE OUT "A habit obscene and unsavory Holds the Bishop of Boston in slavery. 'Midst hootings and howls-" " 'Midst hootings and howls He deflowers young owls, Which he keeps in an underground aviary!" GWB-666 MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY founded 1692 EX IGNORANTIA AD SAPIENTAM EX LUCE AD TENEBRAS GORILLA THEATER WHERE THE FUCK? THE DISPOSSESSED ANOTHER EIGENSTATE THE ROOMS WERE TURNED INSIDE OUT THE LOCK IS A HOLE FUNNY VALENTINE FIRST MAMMAL-ROBOT DYAD SEXPOT WANTED SURPRISE PARTY CHEESE A CARNIVAL OF LOONIES THREE MINUTES, FORTY SECONDS THE SEA! THE SEA! THE DREADED NEUROLOGICAL ARMY THE PIGEONS IN B. F. SKINNER'S LABORATORIES ARE POLITICAL PRISONERS. RELEASE THEM OR FURTHER ACTIONS WILL FOLLOW. EZRA POUND, FOR THE DREADED NEUROLOGICAL ARMY (DNA) BAD FOR BUSINESS TOKE WITHOUT HASTE BOOK ONE The Trick Top Hat PART ONE STOIC AND CHRISTIAN EJACULATIONS AD ASTRA PRETTY LITTLE BIRDIES Pretty little birdies Picking in the turdies "Pretty little birdies Picking in the turdies!" "He's a poet Though his looks don't show it!" AMERICAN HAIKU "Pretty little boidies Picking in the toidies!" NO WIFE, NO HORSE, NO MUSTACHE FOREVER BUT QUEERER THAN WE CAN THINK. ALIEN SIGNALS DEFECTION M.O.Q. King Kong died for your sins. Ezra Pound. WASHY NOVEMBER 30, 1983 HOMES ON LEGRANGE A VISITOR FROM FAIRY LAND SPOCK? SPOCK? SPOCK? DECEMBER 23, 1983 HOW THE TERRAN PRIMATES WERE DOMESTICATED AN APPROXIMATE SIMULATION OF INSANITY DANCING PHOTONS JUST LIKE METHOD ACTING THE COPENHAGEN INTERPRETATION THE CAT AND THE DOG 64 AMOEBAS PETER PAN! CHILDHOOD! INNOCENCE! THE RICH ECONOMY SATIRE STRANGE AEONS That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die CONTRA NATURAM INTERNATIONAL COCAINE INC. INTERNATIONAL COCAINE IMPORTERS INC. LIMA-SAN DIEGO-VANCOUVER "THINGS GO BETTER WITH COKE" DO NOT GO GENTLE THE DARLING BUDS OF MAY THE UNIVERSE DECIDES HELL WHITE LIGHT RED EYE THE FETUS PEOPLE ROSENFELT HAS DESTROYED ME JUMPED BY JESUS FROM CALIGARI TO VLAD THE RADICAL EPISTEMOLOGY OF SMOKEY STOVER IN THE CASTLE OF VLAD CONTEMPORARIES OF VLAD PATTERNS OF FASCIST ART JACKIE DID IT! I AWAIT HIS RETURN I AM CONFUSED ESCAPISM THE HEAD REVOLUTION GRAPEFRUIT THROUGH THE NIGHT THERE IS NO GOVERNOR ANYWHERE THE ORDEAL OF RHODA CHIEF TRADE AIDS TO CROSS AGAIN THE GYPSY SWITCH WISE GUYS AND NEBBISHES HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? BUMP IN THE NIGHT THE EYE-ON-THE-PYRAMID TRANSFORMATION DAMNANT QUOD NON INTELLIGUNT This is the dawning of the Age of Bavaria MASS LANDING CROWN POINT THE ELEPHANT BOOK ONE The Homing Pigeons PART ONE WHO'S ZELENKA? THE UNIVERSE WILL SURPRISE US FATALITY INC. Muss S. Sine, President S. Muss Sine, Vice President THE MAD ARAB REAL HOUSES, REAL OFFICES FRANCIS DASHWOOD, M.D. PRESIDENT THE CONTINENTAL OP THE WALKING GLITCH GIVE ME A COOKIE A COOKIE YUMMY, THAT WAS GOOD. THANK YOU. BEGIN PROGRAMMING. CRAZY, MAN. WHAT'S YOUR SIGN? SCORED ANY GOOD GRASS LATELY? THE MIND IS BUDDHA: THE MIND IS NOT BUDDHA THE GOVERNMENT SUCKS IT SURE DO HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT? NO BLAME THE GOATS MARCH WHALEBURGER THE INVISIBLE HAND SOCIETY FALLING GIRDERS SINCERITY IN SPELVINS T.A.N.S.T.A.G.I. The copper bosses killed you, Joe I never died, said he He's walking the fields where the Blessed live He's gone from Memphis to Heeeeaav-en! * * * PART ONE COMING TO A HEAD WHAT-ME INFALLIBLE? THIS IS AN ENTIRELY NEW KIND OF CHAIN LETTER!!! PARAREALISME THE OLD-TIME RELIGION OVERALL THERE IS A SMELL OF FRIED ONIONS PART ONE FLOSSING OCCULT TECHNOLOGY THE BACHS' BOX THE MAD FISHMONGER AGAIN HONG KONG DONG THE SYMPOSIUM NO LIMITS ALLOWED HYKH CHAPEL PERILOUS PRICE OF ADMISSION: YOUR MIND S. MUSS SINE, PROPRIETOR CLOSED FOR ALTERATIONS FU MANCHU, PROPRIETOR AMERICAN LIFE BOMB WENT AUTHORITARIAN IN FRONTAL ATTACK ON AN ENGLISH AUTHOR JEWES WE KILLE TO SERVE GOD'S WILLE HALL OF SELF-LOVE THE AMERICAN DREAM ACHIEVED DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW YE POPE TO SHUNNE A BATTLE WUNNE FLOSSING THE RETURN TO ITHACA FLOSSING IS THE ANSWER EZRA POUND GLOSSARY: A GUIDE FOR THE PERPLEXED
The Universe Next Door • The Trick Top Hat • The Homing Pigeons to the real Miss Portinari Preface to the 1988 edition There is a Glossary at the back of this book which explains many of the concepts of quantum mechanics employed in the text. The reader may find this helpful, and it may be consulted at any point when elucidation seems needed.
The story herein is set in a variety of parallel universes in which most of the politicians are thieves and most of the theologians are maniacs. These universes have nothing in common with our own world, of course.
Of course.