"The Warlock in Spite of Himself" - читать интересную книгу автораPART ONE VISIT TO A SMALL PLANTAGENETThe asteroid hurtled in from Capricorn, nosed around a G-type sun, swerved off toward the fifth planet. Such a trajectory is somewhat atypical for asteroids. It slapped into the planet's gravity net, swooped around the globe three times in three separate orbits, then stabbed into atmosphere, a glorious shooting star. At a hundred feet altitude it paused, then snapped to the surface—but only Deep within its bowels echoed the words that would change the planet's destiny. "Damn your bolt-brained bearings!" The voice broke off; its owner frowned, listening. The cabin was totally silent, without its usual threshold hum. The young man swore, tearing the shock-webbing from his body. He lurched out of the acceleration chair, balanced dizzily on the balls of his feet, groping till his hand touched the plastic wall. Steadying himself with one hand, he stumbled to a panel on the other side of the circular cabin. He fumbled the catches loose, cursing in the fine old style of galactic deckhands, opened the panel, pressed a button. Turning, he all but fell back to the chair. The soft hum awoke in the cabin again. A slurred voice asked, with varying speed and pitch, "Izzz awwl (Hie!) sadizfagtoreee… M'lorrrr' Rodney?" "All the smooth, glossy robots in the galaxy," muttered Milord, "and I get stuck with an epilepic!" "Ivv ut bleeezz m'lorr', thuh c'passsider c'nbe—" "Replaced," finished Rodney, "and your circuits torn out and redesigned. No, thank you, I like your personality the way it is—except when you pull off a landing that jars my clavicles loose!" "Ivv m'lorrd will vorgive, ad thuh cruzhial momend ovvv blanetfall, I rezeived zome very zingular radio waves thad—" "You got distracted, is that what you're trying to say?" "M'lorrrd, id was imerative to analyze—" "So part of you was studying the radio waves, and part of you was landing the ship, which was just a wee bit too much of a strain, and the weak capacitor gave… Fess! How many times do I have to tell you to keep your mind on the job!" "M'lorrd egzbressed a wizh to be like thuh—" "Like the heros of the Exploration Sagas, yes. But that doesn't mean I want their discomforts." Fess's electronic system had almost recovered from the post-seizure exhaustion. "But, m'lorrd, the chon-cebt of heeroizm imblies—" "Oh, forget it," Rodney groaned. Fess dutifully blanked a portion of his memory banks. Fess was very dutiful. He was also an antique, one of the few remaining FCC (Faithful Cybernetic Companion) robots, early models now two thousand years out of date. The FCC robots had been programmed for extreme loyalty and, as a consequence, had perished in droves while defending their masters during the bloody Interregnum between the collapse of the ancient Galactic Union and the rise of the Proletarian Eclectic State of Terra. Fess (a name derived from trying to pronounce "FCC" as a single word) had survived, thanks to his epilepsy. He had a weak capacitor that, when over-strained, released all its stored energy in a massive surge lasting several milli-seconds. When the preliminary symptoms of this electronic seizure—mainly a fuzziness in Fess's calculations—appeared, a master circuit breaker popped, and the faulty capacitor discharged in isolation from the rest of Fess's circuits; but the robot was out of commission until the circuit breaker was reset. Since the seizures occurred during moments of great stress—such as trying to land a spaceship-cwm-asteroid while analyzing an aberrant radio wave, or trying to protect a master from three simultaneous murderers— Fess had survived the Interregnum; for, when the Proletarians had attacked his masters, he had fought manfully for about twenty-five seconds, then collapsed. He had thus become a rarity—the courageous servant who had survived. He was one of five FCC robots still functioning. He was, consequently, a prized treasure of the d'Armand family—prized as an antique, but even more for his loyalty; true loyalty to aristocratic families has always been in short supply. So, when Rodney d'Armand had left home for a life of adventure and glory—being the second son of a second son, there hadn't been much else he could do—his father had insisted on his taking Fess along. Rod had often been very glad of Fess's company; but there were times when the robot was just a little short on tact. For instance, after a very rough planetfall, a human stomach tends to be a mite queasy; but Fess had the bad sense to ask, "Would you care to dine, m'lord? Say, scallops with asparagus?" Rod turned chartreuse and clamped his jaws, fighting back nausea. "No," he grated, "and can the 'm'lord' bit. We're on a mission, remember?" "I never forget, Rod. Except on command." "I know," growled his master's voice. "It was a figure of speech." Rod swung his legs to the floor and painfully stood up. "I could use a breath of fresh air to settle my stomach, Fess. Is there any available?" The robot clicked for a moment, then reported, "Atmosphere breathable. Better wear a sweater, though." Rod shrugged into his pilot's jacket with a growl. "Why do old family retainers always develop a mother-hen complex?" "Rod, if you had lived as long as I have—" "—I'd want to be deactivated. I know, 'Robot is always right.' Open the lock, Fess." The double doors of the small air lock swung open, showing a circle of black set with stars. A chill breeze poured into the cabin. Rod tilted his face back, breathing in. His eyes closed in luxury. "Ah, the blessed breath of land! What lives here, Fess?" Machinery whirred as the robot played back the electron-telescope tapes they had taken in orbit, integrating the pictorial data into a comprehensive description of the planet. "Land masses consist of five continents, one island of noteworthy dimensions, and a hpst of lesser islands. The continent and the minor islands exhibit similar flora—equatorial rain forest." "Even at the poles?" "Within a hundred miles of each pole; the ice caps are remarkably small. Visible animal life confined to amphibians and a host of insects; we may assume that the seas abound with fish." Rod rubbed his chin. "Sounds like we came in pretty early in the geologic spectrum." "Carboniferous Era," replied the robot. "How about that one large island? That's where we've landed, I suppose?" "Correct. Native flora and fauna nonexistent. All lifeforms typical of Late Terran Pleistocene." "How late, Fess?" "Human historical." Rod nodded. "In other words, a bunch of colonists came in, picked themselves an island, wiped out the native life, and seeded the land with Terran stock. Any idea why they chose this island?" "Large enough to support a good-sized population, small enough to minimize problems of ecological revision. Then too, the island is situated in a polar ocean current, which lowers the local temperature to slightly below Terran normal." "Very handy; saves them the bother of climate control. Any remains of what might have been Galactic Union cities?" "None, Rod." "None!" Rod's eyes widened in surprise. "That doesn't fit the pattern. You sure, Fess?" The developmental pattern of a lost, or retrograde, colony—one that had been out of touch with Galactic civilization for a millennium or more—fell into three well-defined stages: first, the establishment of the colony, centered around a modern city with an advanced technology; second, the failure of communications with Galactic culture, followed by an overpopulation of the city, which led to mass migrations to the countryside and a consequent shift to an agrarian, self-sufficient economy; and, third, the loss of technological knowledge, accompanied by a rising level of superstition, symbolized by the abandonment and eventual tabooing of a coal-and-steam technology; social relationships calcified, and a caste system appeared. Styles of dress and architecture were usually burlesques of Galactic Union forms: for example, a small hemispherical" wooden hut, built in imitation of the vaulting Galactic geodesic domes. But always there were the ruins of the city, acting as a constant symbol and a basis for mythology. Always. "You're sure, Fess? You're really, really sure there isn't a city?" "I am always certain, Rod." "That's true." Rod pulled at his lower lip. "Sometimes mistaken, but never in doubt. Well, shelve the matter of the city for the time being; maybe it sank in a tidal wave. Let's just make a final check on the life-forms' being Terran." Rod dove head-first through the three foot circle of the lock, landed in a forward roll, rose to his knees. He undipped the guerilla knife from his belt— a knife carefully designed so that it could not be attributed to any one known culture—and drew the dagger from its sheath. The sheath was a slender cone of white metal, with a small knob at the apex. Rod plucked several blades of grass, dropped them into the sheath, and turned the knob. The miniature transceiver built into the sides of the sheath probed the grass with sonics to analyze its molecular structure, then broadcast the data to Fess, who determined if any of the molecules were incompatible with human metabolism. If the grass had been poisonous to Rod, Fess would have beamed a signal back to the sheath, whereupon the white metal would have turned purple. But in this particular case, the sheath stayed silver. "That ties it," said Rod. "This is Terran grass, presumably planted by Terrans, and this is a Terran colony. But where's the city?" "There is a large town—perhaps thirty thousand souls— in the foothills of a mountain range to the north, Rod." "Well…" Rod rubbed his chin. "That's not exactly what I had in mind, but it's better than nothing. What's it look like?" "Situated on the lower slopes of a large hill, at the summit of which is a large stone structure, strongly reminiscent of a Medieval Terran castle." "Medieval!" Rod scowled. "The town itself consists of half-timbered and stuccoed buildings, with second stories overhanging the narrow streets—alleys would be a better term— along which they are situated." "Half-timbered!" Rod rose to his feet. "Wait a minute, The robot was silent a moment, then replied, "Northern European Renaissance." "That," said Rod, "is "The resemblance is complete to the last detail, Rod." "It's deliberate then. How about that castle? Is that Renaissance too?" The robot paused, then said, "No, Rod. It would appear to be a direct copy from the German style of the 13th Century A.D." Rod nodded eagerly. "How about styles of dress?" "We are currently on the night side of the planet, and were upon landing. There is a good deal of illumination from the planet's three satellites, but relatively few people abroad… There is, however, a small party of soldiers, riding Terran horses. Their uniforms are—uh—copies of English Beefeaters'." "Very good! Anyone else in the streets?" "Um… a couple of cloaked men—uh—doublet and hose, I belive and… yes, a small party of peasants, wearing smocks and cross-gartered buskins. "That's enough." Rod cut him off. "It's a hodgepodge, a conglomeration of styles. Somebody has tried to set up his idea of the ideal world, Fess. Ever hear of the Emigres?" The robot was silent a moment, mulling through his memory banks. Then he began to recite: "Malcontents abounded toward the end of the 22nd Century A.D. Bored with their 'lives of quiet desperation,' people turned primarily to mysticism, secondarily to escapist literature and entertainment. Gradually the pseudo-Medieval became the dominant entertainment form. "Finally, a group of wealthy men pooled their funds to buy an outmoded FTL liner and announced to the world that they were the Romantic Emigres, that they intended to reestablish the glory of the Medieval way of life on a previously-uncolonized planet, and that they would accept a limited number of emigrants in the capacities of serfs and tradesmen. "There were, of course, many more applicants than could be accommodated. Emigrants were selected 'for the poeticness of their souls'—whatever that may mean." "It means they loved to listen to ghost stories," said Rod. "What happened?" "The passenger list was swiftly completed. The thirteen tycoons who had organized the expedition announced that they thereby rejected their surnames and adopted instead the family names of great Medieval aristocrats—Bourbon, di Medici, and so forth. "Then the ship departed, with its destination care-fully unspecified, so that there would be 'no contamination from the materialist world.' Nothing more was ever heard of them." Rod smiled grimly. "Well, I think we've just found them. How's "Quite well, Rod. In fact, a statistical analysis of the probability of this being the Emigres' colony reveals the following—" "Skip it," Rod said quickly. Statistics was Fess's hobby; given half a chance, he could bore you for hours. Rod pursed his lips and eyed the section of the hull that housed Fess's brain. "Come to think of it, you might send the statistics back to SCENT with our educated guess that we've found the Emigres' colony. Might as well get at that right now; I'd like them to know where we are in case anything happens." SCENT, the Society for the Conversion of Extraterrestrial Nascent Totalitarianisms, was the organization responsible for seeking out the lost colonies. The Proletarian Eclectic State of Terra had shown remarkably little interest in any colony that was lacking in modern technology; so that the lost colonies had stayed lost until the totalitarian rule of PEST had been overthrown by DDT, the Decentralized Democratic Tribunal. DDT had quickly consolidated its rule of Terra, governing in accordance with the almost-unattainable goals of Athenian democracy. It had long been known that the inefficiency of democratic governments was basically a problem of communication and prejudice. But, over a period of two centuries, DDT cells had functioned as speakeasy schoolrooms, resulting in total literacy and masters' degrees for seventy-two percent of the population; prejudice had thus joined polio and cancer on the list of curable diseases. The problems of communication had been solved by the development, in DDT laboratories, of sub-molecular electronics, which had lowered the bulk and price of electronic communication gear to the point where its truly extensive use became practical for the first time. Every individual was thus able to squawk at his Tribune at a moment's notice; and, being educated, they tended to do a lot of squawking just on general principles— all very healthy for a democracy. Squawking by radio had proved singularly effective, due largely to an automatic record of the squawk. The problems of records and other bureaucratic red tape had been solved by red oxide audio recording tape, with tracks a single molecule in width, and the development of data-retrieval systems so efficient that the memorization of facts became obsolete. Education thus became exclusively a training in concepts, and the success of democracy was assured. After two centuries of preparing such groundwork, the DDT revolution had been a mere formality. But revolutionaries are always out of place when the revolution is over, and are likely to prove an embarrassing factor to the police forces of the new government. Therefore, DDTJiad decided not to be selfish; rather, they would share the blessings of democracy with the other remnants of the old Galactic Union. But democrats are seldom welcome on planets run by totalitarian governments, and scarcely more welcome on planets where anarchy prevails—this due to the very nature of democracy, the only practical compromise between totalitarianism and anarchy. What was needed was a permanent organization of revolutionaries, subversive republican democrats. Since there was a large supply of out-of-work revolutionaries on hand, the organization was quickly formed, and christened the Society for the Conversion of Extraterrestrial Totalitarianisms. The "Nascent" was added a century later, when all the known inhabited planets had been subverted and had joined DDT. The old revolutionaries were still a problem, the more so since there were more of them; so they were sent out singly to find the Lost Colonies. Thus was formed SCENT, the organization whose mission it was to sniff out the backward planets and put them on the road to democracy. Since Rod had found a medieval planet, he would probably have to foster the development of a constitutional monarchy. Rod, born Rodney d'Armand (he had five middle names, but they make dull reading) on a planet inhabited exclusively by aristocrats and robots, had joined SCENT at the tender age of eighteen. In his ten years of service, he had grown from a gangling, ugly youth to a lean, well-muscled, ugly man. His face was aristocratic; you could say that for it—that, and no more. His receding hairline gave onto a flat, sloping forehead that ran up against a brace of bony brow-ridges, somewhat camouflaged by bushy eyebrows. The eyebrows overhung deep sockets, at the back of which were two, somewhat hardened gray eyes—at least Rod hoped they looked hardened. The eye sockets were thresholded by high, flat cheekbones, divided by a blade of nose that would have done credit to an eagle. Under the cheekbones and nose was a wide, thin-lipped mouth which, even in sleep, was twisted in a sardonic smile. Under the mouth was a square jawbone and a jutting chin. Rod would have liked to say that it was a strong face, but it tended to soften remarkably when/if a girl smiled at it. Dogs and children had the same effect, with a great deal more frequency. He was a man with a Dream (There had been a Dream Girl once, but she was now one with his callow youth.)—Dream of one unified Galactic government (democratic, of course). Interstellar communications were still too slow for a true democratic federation; the DDT was actually a loose confederation of worlds, more of a debating society and service organization than anything else. But adequate communication methods would come along some day, Rod was sure of that, and when they did, the stars would be ready. He would see to that. "Well, let's be about our business, Fess. No telling when someone might wander by and spot us." Rod swung up and into the air lock, through and into the cabin again. He went to the plate in the wall, released the catches. Inside was a control panel; above this was a white metal sphere with a dull finish, about the size of a basketball. A massive cable grew out of the top of the sphere and connected to the wall of the shop. Rod unscrewed the connection, released the friction clamp that held the sphere in place, and carefully lifted it out. "Easy," Fess's voice said from the earphone implanted in the bone behind Rod's right ear. "I'm fragile, you know." "A little confidence, please," Rod muttered. The microphone in his jawbone carried his words to Fess. "I haven't dropped you yet, have I?" "Yet," echoed the robot. Rod cradled the robot "brain" in the crook of one arm, leaving one arm free to negotiate the air lock. Outside again, he pressed a stud in the side of the ship. A large door lifted from the side of the pseudo-asteroid. Inside, a great black horse hung from shock webbing, head between its forelegs, eyes closed. Rod pressed a button; a crane extended from the cargo space. The horse swung out on the crane, was lowered till its hooves touched the ground. Rod twisted the saddlehorn, and a panel in the horse's side slid open. Rod placed the brain inside the panel, tightened the clamp and the connections, then twisted the saddlehorn back; the panel slid shut. Slowly the horse raised its head, wiggled its ears, blinked twice, gave a tentative whinny. "All as it should be," said the voice behind Rod's ear. The horse champed at the bit. "If you'll let me out of this cat's cradle, I'll check the motor circuits." Rod grinned and freed the webbing. The horse reared up, pawing the air, then sprang into a gallop. Rod watched the robot run, taking a good look at his surroundings in the process. The asteroid-ship had landed in the center of a meadow, shaggy with summer grass, ringed by oak, hickory, maple, and ash. It was night, but the meadow was flooded with the light of three moons. The robot cantered back toward Rod, reared to a halt before him. Forehooves thudded on the ground; the great indigo eyes turned to look at Rod, the ears pricked forward. "I'm fit," Fess reported. Rod grinned again. "No sight like a running horse." "What, none?" "Well, almost none. C'mon, let's get the ship buried." Rod pressed studs on the side of the ship; the cargo hatch closed, the air lock sealed itself. The ship began to revolve, slowly at first, then faster and faster as it sank into the ground. Soon there was only a crater surrounded by a ring-wall of loam, and the roof of the asteroid curving three feet below. Rod pulled a camp shovel from Fess's saddlebags, unfolded it, and bent to his task. The horse joined in, flashing out with its heels at the ring-wall. In ten minutes the wall had been reduced to six inch height; there was a large mound of earth in the center, twenty feet across and two feet high. "Stand back." Rod drew his dagger, twisted the hilt 180 degrees, pointed the haft at the earth-mound. A red light lanced out; the loam glowed cherry red, melted, and flowed. Rod fanned the beam in a slow arc over the whole of the filled-in crater till the soil had melted down a foot below ground level. He shoveled the rest of the ring-wall into the hole, making a slight mound, but the next rain would take care of that. "Well, that's it." Rod wiped his brow. "Not quite." Rod hunched his shoulders; there was a sinking feeling in his belly. "You have still to assume clothing appropriate to this society and period, Rod." Rod squeezed his eyes shut. "I took the precaution of packing a doublet in my lefthand saddlebag while you were testing the grass, Rod." "Look," Rod argued, "my uniform will do well enough, won't it?" "Skintight trousers and military boots will pass, yes. But a pilot's jacket could not possibly be mistaken for a doublet. Need I say more?" "No, I suppose not." Rod sighed. He went to the saddlebag. "The success of the mission comes first, above and before any considerations of personal comfort, dignity, or—hey!" He stared at something long and slender, hanging from the saddle. "Hey what, Rod?" Rod took the strange object from the saddle—it had a handle on one end, he noticed, and it rattled—and held it up where Fess could see it. "What is "An Elizabethan rapier, Rod. An antique sidearm, a sort of long knife, designed for both cutting and thrusting." "Sidearm." Rod eyed the robot as if doubting his sanity. "I'm supposed to wear it?" "Certainly, Rod. At least, if you're planning to adopt one of your usual covers." Rod gave a sign appropriate to a Christian martyr and pulled the doublet from the saddlebag. He wriggled into it and belted the rapier to his right side. "No, no, Rod! Belt it to your "The things I go through for the sake of democracy…" Rod belted the rapier to his left hip. "Fess, has it ever occurred to you that I might be a fanatic?" "Certainly, Rod. A classic case of sublimation." "I asked for an opinion, not an analysis," the man growled. He looked down at his costume. "Hey! Not bad, not bad at all!" He threw his shoulders back, lifted his chin, and strutted. The gold and scarlet doublet fairly glowed in the moonlight. "How do you like it, Fess?" "You cut quite a figure, Rod." There was, somehow, a tone of quiet amusement in the robot's voice. Rod frowned. "Needs a cape to top it off, though." "In the saddlebag, Rod." "Think of everything, don't you?" Rod rummaged in the saddlebag, shook out a voluminous cloak of the same electric blue as his uniform tights. "The chain passes under the left armpit and around the right-hand side of the neck, Rod." Rod fastened the cloak in place and faced into the wind, the cloak streaming back from his broad shoulders. "There, now! Ain't I a picture, though?" "Like a plate from a Shakespeare text, Rod." "Flattery will get you a double ration of oil." Rod swung into the saddle. "Head for the nearest town, Fess. I want to show off my new finery." "You forgot to seed the crater, Rod." "What? Oh! Yeah." Rod pulled a small bag from the right-hand saddlebag and sprinkled its content over the circle of raw earth. "There! Give it a light rainstorm and two days to grow, and you won't be able to tell it from the rest of the meadow. Let's hope nobody comes this way for two days, though…" The horse's head jerked up, ears pricked forward. "What's the matter, Fess?" "Listen," the robot replied. Rod scowled and closed his eyes. Distant, blown on the wind, came youthful shouts and gay laughter. "Sounds like a bunch of kids having a party." "It's coming closer," Fess said softly. Rod shut his eyes and listened again. The sound He turned to the northeast, the direction the sound seemed to be coming from, and scanned the horizon. There were only the three moons in the sky. A shadow drifted across one of the moons. Three more followed it. The laughter was much louder now. "About seventy-five miles per hour," Fess murmured. "What?" "Seventy-five miles per hour. That's the speed at which they seem to be approaching." "Hmmm." Rod chewed at his lower lip. "Fess, how long since we landed?" "Almost two hours, Rod." Something streaked by overhead. Rod looked up. "Ah, Fess?" "Yes, Rod." "They're flying, Fess." There was a pause. "Rod, I must ask you to be logical. A culture like this couldn't possibly have evolved air travel yet." "They haven't. Another pause. "The people themselves, Rod?" "That's right." Rod's voice held a note of resignation. "Though I'll admit that one who just flew over us seemed to be riding a broomstick. Not too bad-looking, either. Matter of fact, she was stacked like a Las Vegas poker deck… Fess?" The horse's legs were locked rigid, its head swinging gently between its legs. "Oh, hell!" Rod growled. "Not again!" He reached down under the saddlehorn and reset the circuit breaker. Slowly, the horse raised its head and shook it several times. Rod caught the reins and led the horse away. "Whaddappend, RRRawwwd?" "You had a seizure, Fess. Now, whatever you do, Once under the trees at the edge of the meadow, Rod looked back to check on the flying flotilla. The youngsters were milling about in the sky half a mile away, emitting joyful shrieks and shouts of welcome. The wind tossed Rod an intelligible phrase or two. "Rejoice, my children! 'Tis Lady Gwen!" "Hast thou, then, come at last to be mother to our coven, Gwendylon?" "Thy beauty hath but waxed, sweet Gwendylon! How dost thou?" "Not yet robbing cradles, Randal…" "Sounds like the housemother dropping in on a party at the Witches' College," Rod grunted. "Sober, Fess?" "Clearheaded, at least," the robot acknowledged, "and a new concept accepted in my basic programming." / "Oh." Rod pursed his lips. "My observation is confirmed?" "Thoroughly. They The aerial sock-hop seemed to have rediscovered its original purpose. They swooped toward the meadows with shouts and gales of laughter, hovered over the ring of newly-turned earth, and dropped one by one to form a circle about it. "Well, not too many doubts about what they're here for, is there?" Rod sat on the ground, tailor-fashion, and leaned back against Fess's forelegs. "Nothing to do but wait, I guess." He twisted the signet on his ring ninety degrees, pointed it at the gathering. "Relay, Fess." The signet ring now functioned as a very powerful, very directional microphone; its signal was relayed through Fess to the earphone behind Rod's ear. "Ought we to tell the Queen of this?" "Nay, 'twould fash her unduly." Rod frowned. "Can you make anything out of it, Fess?" "Only that it's Elizabethan English, Rod." "That," said Rod, "is why SCENT always sends a man with a robot. All right, let's start with the obvious: the language confirms that this is the Emigre's colony." "Well, of course," Fess muttered, somewhat piqued. "Now, now, old symbiote, no griping. I know you don't consider the obvious worth reporting; but overlooking obvious facts does sometimes lead to overlooking secrets hidden right out in plain sight, doesn't it?" "Well…" "Right. So. They mentioned a Queen. Therefore, the government is a monarchy, as we suspected. This teenage in-group referred to themselves as a coven; therefore they consider themselves witches… Considering their form of locomotion, I'm inclined to agree. But…" He left the "They also spoke of telling the Queen. Therefore, they must have access to the royal ear. What's this, Fess? Royal approval of witchcraft?" "Not necessarily," said Fess judiciously. "An applicable precedent would be the case of King Saul and the Witch of Endor…" "But chances are they've got an in at court." "Rod, you are jumping to conclusions." "No, just coming up with a brilliant flash of insight." "That," saidFess, "is why SCENT always sends a robot with a human." "Touche. But they also said that telling the Queen would 'fash her unduly.' What's "To cause anxiety, Rod." "Urn. This Queen just might be the excitable type, then." " Music struck up in the field—Scottish bagpipes playing the accompaniment to an old Gypsy tune. The young folk were dancing on the cleared earth, and several feet above it. "Bavarian peasant dance," Fess murmured. " 'Where the ends of the earth all meet,' " Rod quoted, stretching his legs out straight. "An agglomerate culture, carefully combining all the worst Old Earth had to offer." "An unfair judment, Rod." Rod raised an eyebrow. "You He folded his arms and let his chin rest on his sternum, leaving Fess the sleepless to watch for anything significant. The robot watched for a couple of hours, patiently chewing his data. When the music faded and died, Fess planted a hoof on Rod's hip. "Gnorf!" said Rod, and was instantly wide awake, as is the wont of secret agents. "The party's over, Rod." The young folk were leaping into the air, banking away to the northeast. One broomstick shot off at right angles to the main body; a boyish figure shot out after it. "Do thou not be so long estranged from us again, Gwendylon." "Randal, if thou wert a mouse, thou wouldst woo oliphants! Farewell, and see to it from now thou payest court to wenches only six years thy elder!" The broomstick streaked straight toward Rod, climbed over the trees and was gone. "Mram, yes!" Rod licked his lips. "Definitely a great build on that girl. And the way she talks, she's a wee bit older than these birdbrains…" "I had thought you were above petty conquest by now, Rod." "Which is a nice way of saying she wouldn't have anything to do with me. Well, even if I haven't got the buying power, I can still window-shop." The junior coven sailed over the horizon; their laughter faded away. "Well, that's that." Rod gathered his feet under him. "The party's over, and we're none the wiser." He rose to his feet. "Well, at least we're still a secret; nobody knows there's a spaceship under that circle of earth." "Nay, not so," chuckled a pixie voice. Rod froze, turned his head, stared. There, among the roots of an old oak, stood a man, broad-shouldered, grinning, and all of twelve inches tall. He was clad in doublet and hose in varying shades of brown, and had very white teeth and a general air of mischief. "The King of the Elves shall be apprised of your presence, Lord Warlock," said the apparition, chuckling. Rod lunged. But the little man was gone, leaving only a chortle behind him. Rod stood staring, listening to the wind commenting to the oak leaves and the last faint snicker dying away among the oak roots. "Fess," he said. "Fess, did you see that?" There was no answer. Rod frowned, turning. "Fess? Fess!" The robot's head swung gently between its fetlocks. "Oh, hell!" A deep-toned bell was proclaiming the advent of nine o'clock somewhere in the large, ramshackle town that was, as near as Rod and Fess could figure from speed and bearing, the juvenile witches' home base. In view of their remark about the Queen, Rod had hopes the town would turn out to be the capital of the island. "Only a guess, of course," he added hurriedly. "Of course," Fess murmured. The robot voice gave the distinct impression of a patient sigh. "On a more immediate level, what name should I go by in this culture?" "Why not Rodney d'Armand VII? This is one of the few cases where your natural name is appropriate." Rod shook his head. "Too pretentious. My forebears never did get over their aristocratic aspirations." "They "Yeah, but so was everybody else in the planet, Fess, except the robots. And they'd been in the family so long they had a right to claim some of the honors." "It was honor enough to—" "Later," Rod cut him off. Fess had a standardized sermon on the "If you insist." Fess was disgruntled. "Mercenary soldier, again?" "Yes. It gives me an excuse to travel." Fess winced. "You could pose as a wandering minstrel…" Rod shook his head. "Minstrels are supposed to be up on the current news. Might not be a bad idea to pick up a harp, though—especially if the ruler's a woman. Songs can get you places where swords can't…" "We go through this every time… Would 'Gal-lowglass' suit you, Rod? It was the Irish term for a mercenary soldier." "Gallowglass…" Rod rolled the word over his tongue. "Not bad. That's got some dash to it." "Like yourself." "Do I detect a touch of irony there? But it is a good, solid word… and it's not exactly what you'd call pretty…" "Definitely like yourself," the robot murmured. "I daresay it'll do. Rod Gallowglass it is. Rod sawed back on the reins, frowning. From someplace ahead of them came the low mutter of a mob. Rod frowned. "What's all the commotion?" "Rod, may I recommend caution…" "Not a bad idea. Gee-up again, but lightly with the hooves, please." Fess went at a walk through the narrow moonlit street, sidling up against the weathered wall of a building. He stopped at the corner, thrust his horse's head around the angle. "What do you see, Sister Ann?" "A mob," said Fess.. "Astute observation, Watson. Anything else?" "Torchlight, and a young man climbing up on a platform. If you'll pardon the analogy, Rod, it closely resembles a pep rally at your alma mater." "Just might be what it is." Rod swung out of the saddle. "Well, you stay here, big fella. I'll scout the terrain." He rounded the corner and let himself fall into a soldierly swagger, one hand on the pommel of his sword. Not a bad idea, from the look of the crowd. Must be a meeting of the local Vagabond's Union. Not an un-patched doublet among them. He wrinkled his nose; a washed body seemed to be even more rare. Definitely a seedy lot. The meeting-place was a large, open square, bordered by a wide river on one side; there were wharves with wooden ships riding at their moorings. On the other three sides of the square were cheap, decaying lodging-houses; sea-tackle stores and other cheap shops, and warehouses. The warehouses, at least, were in good repair. All the buildings were half-timbered, with the characteristic overhanging second story. The shouting, jostling mob filled the whole square. Flaming pine knots lent a demonic light. A closer look at the crowd revealed patched eyes, shriveled limbs, heads minus ears—an odd contrast to the figure that stood on the jury-rigged platform. He was young, broad-shouldered and blond-headed. His face was clean and unscarred, snub-nosed and blue-eyed. It was a round, almost innocent face, open and honest, filled with the eerie light of a Man with a Mission. His doublet and hose were clean, for a wonder, and well-tailored from good cloth. A sword hung at his hip. "A kid from the right side of the tracks," Rod mused. "What in the Seventh Hell is he doing in this rathole?" The youth threw up his hands; the crowd roared, pine-knot torches surged forward to light him. "Whose shoulders have borne up the weightiest burdens?" the boy shouted. "Ours!" roared the crowd. "Whose hands are worn hard and scarred with rough toil?" "Ours!" "Who is it have built all the wealth that the noblemen squander?" "We!" "Who is it have reared up their lofty castles of granite?" "We!" "Shall you not have a share in these riches and luxuries?" "We shall!" "Why," roared the young spokesman, "there is wealth enough in even one of these castles to make each one of you a king!" The crowd went wild. "You catching this, Fess?" "I am, Rod. It sounds like a mixture of Karl Marx and Huey Long." "Strange synthesis," Rod muttered. "And yet, maybe not so strange, when you come to think of it." "This is your wealth!" shouted the youth. "You have a The crowd went wild again. "Will they give you your due?" The crowd went suddenly quiet. An ugly murmur began. "No!" the young man bellowed. "You must therefore demand it, as is your right!" He threw up his arms. "The Queen has given you bread and wine when the famine was upon you! The Queen has given meat and good wine to the witches whom she harbors!" The crowd fell deathly still. A whisper ran through the ranks: 'The witches! The witches!" "Aye," roared the spokesman, "even the witches, the outcast and spurned. How much more, then, will she give to you, who have borne the heat of the day? "She will give you your due!" The crowd echoed his roar. "Where do you go?" yelled the young Demosthenes. "To the castle!" someone shouted, and other voices took up the cry. "To the castle! To the castle!" It became a rhythmic chant. "To the castle! To the castle! To the castle!" A high, keening wail cut across the chant. The crowd fell silent. A narrow, twisted figure hobbled to the edge of a warehouse roof and called out over the square: "Soldiers, a company or more!" "Out through the alleys and wharves!" bellowed the young man. "At the House of Clovis we shall meet, within the hour!" To Rod's amazement, the crowd remained silent. Streams of people began to pour down the twisted alleys. There was no panic, no crush. Rod shrank into a doorway and watched as the torches were grounded. Score upon score of beggars ran past him, light-footed and silent, to be swallowed up by the dark mouths of the byways. The square emptied; the light sounds of scampering faded away. In the sudden quiet, Rod heard the drum of approaching hooves—the soldiers, coming to check up on the Queen's loyal subjects. Rod stepped out onto the cobbles, running on the balls of his feet, around the corner where Fess stood waiting. He was into the saddle without breaking stride. "The good part of town," he whispered, "fast and quiet." Fess could extrude inch-thick rubber pads from his hooves when silence was called for; he had also memorized a photo-map of the city from their aerial survey. There are advantages to a robot horse. They fled through the town; the ground rose beneath them, building into the hill crowned by the royal castle. The quality of the buildings improved gradually; they were coming to the more affluent districts. "What do you make of all that, Fess?" "A totalitarian movement, beyond question," the robot replied. "A rabble-rouser, no doubt power-hungry, who will lead the people to make demands on the government, demands which cannot be met. The crown's refusals will be used to incite the mob to violence, and you have your revolution made." "Couldn't be just an ambitious nobleman trying to usurp the crown?" "Usurpation derives its support from the upper classes, Rod. No, this is a proletarian revolution— a prelude to a totalitarian government." Rod pursed his lips. "Would you say there was evidence of outside intervention from a more advanced society? I mean, proletarian revolutions aren't usually found in this kind of culture, are they?" "Rarely, Rod, and the propaganda is rudimentary when they do occur. Persuasion in a medieval society never refers to the basic rights; the concept is alien to the culture. The probability of intervention is quite strong…" Rod's lips pulled back in a savage grin. "Well, old mechanism, it looks like we've come to the right place to set up shop." At the uphill edge of the town, they came on a rambling, two-storied structure built around three sides of a torchlit courtyard. A timber palisade with a gate closed the fourth side. A party of laughing, well-dressed young men sauntered out of the gate; Rod caught a snatch of drunken song. Tableware rattled, and voices called for meat and ale. "I take it we've found one of the better inns." "I would say that was a warranted assumption, Rod." Rod leaned back in the saddle. "Looks like a good place to spend the night. Is garlic sausage possible in this culture, Fess?" The robot shuddered. "Rod, you have the most unearthly tastes!" "Make way, make way!" a voice trumpeted behind him. Turning, Rod saw a party of soldiers, cavalry, trotting toward him. Behind them rolled a gilded, richly-carved carriage. A herald rode in front of the soldiers. "Stand aside from the road, fellow!" he called. "TheQueen's coach passes!" "Queen!" Rod's eyebrows shot up. "Yes, yes! By all means, let's stand aside!" He nudgedFess with his knee. The horse whirled off the road and jockeyed for a position on the shoulder that would give Rod a good look at the royal party. The curtains on the coach were half drawn, but there was looking space. A lantern cast a warm yellow glow inside the coach, affording Rod a brief glimpse as the coach spun by. A slender, frail form wrapped in a dark, hooded traveling cloak; a pale, small-bone face framed with blond, almost platinum hair, large, dark eyes; and small, very red lips drawn up in a pout. And young, very young—scarcely past childhood, Rod thought. She sat ramrod straight, looking very fragile but also very determined—and, somehow, forlorn, with the hostile, chip-on-the-shoulder attitude that so often goes with fear and loneliness. Rod stared after the retreating party. "Rod." Rod started, shook his head, and realized that the coach had been out of sight for a while. He glowered at the back of the horse's head. "What is it, Fess?" "I wondered if you'd fallen asleep." The black head turned to Rod, the great eyes laughing gently. "No." Rod twisted, looking back at the turn where the coach had disappeared. Fess schooled his voice to patience. "The Dream again, Rod?" Rod scowled. "I thought robots didn't have emotions." "No. But we Rod threw him a sour smile. "And, of course, an appreciation for that quality called irony, since it's basically logical. And irony implies—" "—a sense of humor, yes. And you must admit, Rod, that there is something innately humorous in a man's chasing an object of his own invention over half a galaxy." "Oh yeah, it's a million yuks, sure. But isn't that the difference between a man and a robot, Fess?" "What? The ability to form imaginary constructions?" "No, the ability to get hung up on them. Well, let's see if we can't find you a quiet stall where you can chew your data in peace." Fess turned and trotted through the inn-yard gate. A hostler came running from the stables as Rod dismounted. Rod tossed him the reins, said, "Don't give him too much water," and strolled into the big common room. Rod hadn't known that rooms could be smoky without tobacco. Obviously, chimney-building was numbered among the underdeveloped sciences on this planet. The customers didn't seem to mind, though. The room was filled with laughter, coarse jokes, and coarser voices in loud conversation. The great room was taken up by twenty or so large, round tables; there were several smaller tables, occupied by people whose dress marked them above the common (but not high enough to be staying at the castle). Lighting consisted of pine torches, which added to the atmosphere; tallow candles, dripping nicely on the guests; and a huge fireplace, fit to roast an ox, which was exactly what it was doing at the moment. A small horde of boys and stocky peasant girls kept a steady stream of food and drink passing between the tables and the kitchen; many of them displayed considerable skill at broken-field running. A large balding man with an apron tied around his ample middle burst out of the kitchen with a great smoking platter—the landlord, at a guess. Business was good tonight. The man looked up, saw Rod, took in the gold and scarlet doublet, sword and dagger, the general air of authority, the well-filled purse—most especially the purse—and shoved the platter at the nearest serving girl. He bustled up to Rod, rubbing his hands on his apron. "And how may I serve you, good master?" "With a tankard of ale, a steak as thick as both your thumbs, and a table alone." Rod smiled as he said it. The innkeeper stared, his lips forming a round O— Rod had apparently done something out of the ordinary. Then the old man's eyes took on a calculating look, one that Rod had seen before; it was usually accompanied by a remark to the waiter, Rod had smiled. He should have known better. Some things can be undone, though. Rod let his smile droop into a scowl. "Well, what are you waiting for?" he barked. "Be quick about it, or I'll dine on a slice off your backside!" The landlord jumped, then cringed, bowing rapidly. "But of course, m'lord, of course! Quickly it will be, good master; yes, quickly indeed!" He turned away. Rod's hand clamped onto his shoulder. "The table," he reminded. The landlord gulped and bobbed his head, led Rod to a table beside an upright log that served as a pillar, and scurried away—cursing under his breath, no doubt. Rod returned the courtesy, but enlarged the object to include all "that the landlord stood for, namely the mercenary ways of mankind. And, of course, wound up cursing himself for having catered to Mammon by getting tough. But what could he do? SCENT agents were supposed to remain inconspicuous, and a softhearted medieval bourgeois was a contradiction in terms. But when the landlord said quickly, he meant it. The steak and ale appeared almost before Rod had sat down. The landlord stood by rubbing his hands on his apron and looking very worried. Waiting for Rod to accept the cooking, probably. Rod opened his mouth to reassure the man, and stopped with a word not quite past his larynx. His nosed twitched; a slow grin spread over his face. He looked up at the landlord. "Do I smell garlic sausage?" "Oh yes, your worship!" The landlord started bobbing again. "Garlic sausage it is, your worship, and very fine garlic sausage too, if I may say so. If your worship would care for some… ?" "My worship would," said Rod, " The landlord shied, reminding Rod of Fess regarding a syllogism, and ran. He sampled the steak, and had just washed it down when a plate of sausage "Very good," said Rod, "and the steak is acceptable." The landlord's face broke into a grin of relief; he turned to go, then turned back. "Well, what is it?" Rod asked around a mouthful of sausage. The landlord was twisting his hands in his apron again. "Beg pardon, my master, but…"His lips twisted too, then the words burst out. "Art a warlock, m' master?" "Who, me? A warlock? Ridiculous!" For emphasis, Rod jabbed his table knife in the landlord's general direction. The huge belly shrank in amazingly; then it bolted, taking its owner along. Well, they Rod took a bite of sausage and a swig of ale. Him, a warlock? Never! He might be a second son of a second son, but he wasn't Besides, being a warlock involved signing a contract in blood, and Rod had no blood to spare. He kept losing it in the oddest places… He drained his tankard, set it down with a thump. The landlord materialized with a jug and poured him a refill. Rod started a smile of thanks, remembered his station, and changed the smile to a sneer. He fumbled in his purse, felt the irregular shape of a gold nugget—acceptable currency in a medieval society— remembered the quickness of the house to gyp the generous, and passed over the nugget in favor of a sliver of silver. The landlord stared at the small white bar in the palm of his hand, his eyes making a valiant attempt to turn into hemispheres. He made a gargling sound, stuttered elaborate thanks, and scurried away. Rod bit his lip in annoyance. Apparently even so small a chunk of silver was enough to excite comment here. The touch of anger dissipated quickly, though; a pound or two of beef in the belly Something was strangely wrong in this common room. The happy were a little too professional about it—voices a shade too loud, laughter a trifle strained, with a dark echo. The glum, on the other hand, were Feaf. Take that pair at three o'clock on the third table from the right, now—they were awfully earnest about whatever it was they were hashing over. Rod gave his ring a surreptitious nudge and pointed it at the twosome. "But such meetings do no good if the Queen is continually sending her soldiers against us!" " Tis true, Adam, 'tis true; she won't hear us, for, when all's said and done, she won't let us close enough to speak." "Why, then, she must be forced to listen!" "Aye, but what good would that do? Her nobles would not let her give what we demand." Adam slammed his open hand on the table. "But we've a right to be free without being thieves and beggars! The debtors' prisons must end, and the taxes with them!" "Aye, and so must the cutting off of an ear for the theft of a loaf of bread." He rubbed the side of his head, with a hangdog look on his face. "Yet she hath contrived to do summat for us…" "Aye, this setting-up of her own judges now! The great lords will no longer give each their justice, by style and taste." "The nobles will not bear it, and that thou knowest. The judges will not stand long." One-Ear's face was grim; he traced circles on the wet tabletop. "Nay, the noblemen will stand for naught that the Queen designs!" Adam plunged his knife into the tabletop. "Will not the Loguire see that?" "Nay, speak not against the Loguire!" One-Ear's face darkened. "If 'twere not for him, we would still be a ragtag horde, with no common purpose! Speak not against Loguire, Adam, for without him, we would not have the brass to sit in this inn, where the Queen's soldiers are but guests!" "Oh, aye, aye, he pulled us together and made men of us thieves. Yet now he holds our new manhood in check; he seeks to keep us from fighting for that which is ours!" One-Ear's mouth turned down tight at the corners. "Thou hast hearkened too much to the idle and envious chatter of the Mocker, Adam!" "Yet fight we must, mark my words!" Adam cried, clenching his fist. "Blood must be shed ere we come to our own. Blood must answer for blood, and 'tis blood the nobles have ta'en from—" Something huge slammed into Rod, knocking him back against the table, filling his head with the smell of sweat and onions and cheap wine. Rod braced an arm against the table and shoved with his shoulder. The heavy form swayed away with a The man loomed over him, looking eight feet tall and wide as a wagon. "Here now!" he growled. "Why doncha look where I'm going at?" Rod's knife twisted, gleaming light into the man's eyes. "Stand away, friend," he said softly. "Leave an honest man to his ale." "An honest man, is it!" The big peasant guffawed. "A sojer, callin' hisself an honest man!" His roaring laughter was echoed from the tables. On an off bet, Rod decided, strangers weren't popular here. The laughter stopped quite suddenly. "Nay, put down your plaything," said the big man, suddenly sober, "and I'll show you an honest villager can outfight a sojer." A prickle ran down Rod's spine as he realized it was a put-up job. The landlord had advised the big ox of the whereabouts of a heavy purse… "I've no quarrel with you," Rod muttered. He realized it was the worst thing he could have said almost before the words were off his tongue. The big man leered, gloating. "No quarrel, he say? now. He throws hisself in the path of a poor staggering man so's he can't help but ran into him. But, 'No quarrel,' sez he, when he's had a look at Big Tom!" A huge, meaty hand buried itself in the cloth at Rod's throat, pulling him to his feet. "Nay, I'll show you a quarrel," Big Tom snarled. Rod's right hand lashed out, chopping into the man's elbow, then bouncing away. The big man's hand loosened and fell, temporarily numbed. Big Tom stared at his hand, a look of betrayal. Rod pressed his lips together, tucked his knife into the sheath. He stepped back, knees flexed, rubbed his right fist in his left palm. The peasant was big, but he probably knew nothing of boxing. Life came back into Tom's hand, and with it, pain. The huge man bellowed in anger, his hand balling into a fist, swinging at Rod in a vast roundhouse swipe that would have annihilated anything it struck. But Rod ducked under and to the side and, as the fist went by him, reached up behind Tom's shoulder and gave a solid push to add to the momentum of the swing. Big Tom spun around; Rod caught the man's right wrist and twisted it up behind Tom's back. Rod jerked the wrist up a little higher; Big Tom howled. While he was howling, Rod's arm snaked under Tom's armpit to catch the back of his neck in a half nelson. Not bad, Rod thought. So far he hadn't needed boxing. Rod planted a knee in Tom's backside as he released his holds; Tom blundered into the open space before the hearth, tried to catch his balance, and didn't make it. Overturned tables clattered and thudded as the patrons scuttled back, all too glad to leave the fireside seat to Big Tom. He came to his knees, shaking his head, and looked up to see Rod standing before him in a wrestler's crouch, smiling grimly and beckoning with both arms. Tom growled low in his throat and braced a foot against the fieldstones of the hearth. He shot at Rod head-first, like a bull. Rod sidestepped and stuck out a foot. Big Tom went flailing straight for the first row of tables. Rod squeezed his eyes shut and set his teeth. There was a crash like four simultaneous strikes in a bowling alley. Rod winced. He opened his eyes and forced himself to look. Big Tom's head emerged out of a welter of woodwork, wide-eyed and slack-jawed. Rod shook his head sadly, clucking his tongue. "You've had a rough night, Big Tom. Why don't you go home and sleep it off?" Tom picked himself up, shin, wristbone, and clavicle, and put himself back together, taking inventory the while. Satisfied that he was a gestalt again, he stamped a foot, planted his fists on his hips, and looked up at Rod. "Here now, man!" he complained. "You don't half fight like an honest gentleman!" "Not hardly a gentleman at all," Rod agreed. "What do you say we try one more throw, Tom? Double or nothing!" The big man looked down at his body as if doubting its durability. He kicked at the remains of an oak table tentatively, slammed a fist into his own tree-trunk biceps, and nodded. "I'll allow as I'm fit," he said. "Come on, little man." He stepped out onto the cleared floor in front of the hearth, walking warily around the perimeter, keeping one baleful eye on Rod. "Our good landlord told you I had silver in my purse, didn't he?" said Rod, his eyes snapping. Big Tom didn't answer. "Told you I was an easy mark, too," Rod mused. "Well, he was wrong on both counts. Big Tom's eyes bulged. He gave a bellow of distress. "No silver?" Rod nodded. "I thought he told you." His eyes flicked over to the landlord, ashen and trembling by a pillar. And looked back to see Big Tom's foot heading right toward his midriff. Rod fell back, swinging both hands up to catch Big Tom's heel and inspire it to greater heights. Tom's foot described a neat arc. For a moment, he hung in the air, arms flailing; then he crashed howling to the floor. Rod's eyes filled with pain as Big Tom floundered about, struggling for the breath that the floor had knocked out of him. Rod stepped in, grabbed the front of Tom's tunic, braced his foot against Tom's and threw his weight back, hauling the big man to his feet. Tom immediately sagged forward; Rod shoved a shoulder under Tom's armpit and pushed the big man back to the vertical. "Ho, landlord!" he shouted. "Brandy—and fast!" Rod liked to think of himself as the kind of man people could lean on, but this was ridiculous. When Big Tom had been somewhat revived and commended to the gentle jeers of his booze buddies, and the guests had somewhat restored the room and resumed their places, and Rod had still not wreaked anything resembling vengeance on the landlord, that worthy's eyes sparked with a sudden hope. He appeared again before Rod, his chin thrust out and the corners of his mouth drawn down. Rod hauled himself out of the depths of a rather cynical contemplation of man's innate goodness and focused on the landlord. "Well, what do you want?" The landlord swallowed thickly. "If it please your worship there's a little matter of some broken chairs and tables…" "Chairs," said Rod, not moving. "Tables." He slammed to his feet and coiled a hand around the innkeeper's neck. "Why, you slimy little curmudgeon! You set that ox on me, you try to rob me, and you have the gall to stand there and tell me I owe you money?" He emphasized each point with a shake of the landlord's neck, slowly pushing him back against the pillar. The landlord made a masterful attempt to blend into the bark, but only succeeded in spreading himself thin. "And to top it all off, my ale's gotten warm!" Rod shouted. "You call yourself a landlord, and you treat a gentleman of arms like "Forgive, master, forgive!" the landlord rattled, clawing at Rod's hand with commendable effort and negative effect. "I meant no harm, your worship; I meant only—" "Only to rob me, yes!" Rod snorted, letting him go with a toss that fetched him up backward over a table. "Beware the kind, for they tend to grow cruel when you cross them. Now! A goblet of hot mulled wine by the time I count three, and I may refrain from stretching your ears out and tying them under your chin. Git!" He counted to three, with a two second pause between numbers, and the goblet was in his hand. The landlord scuttled away with his hands clapped over his ears, and Rod sat down to sip at the wine and wonder what curmudgeon was. Looking up, he saw a half a garlic sausage sitting on the table. He picked it up with a heavy hand and tucked it into his purse. Might as well take it along; it was about the only good thing that had happened today. He surged to'this feet and called, "Ho, landlord!" Mine host came hobbling up. "A chamber alone, with heavy blankets!" "A chamber alone, sir! At once, sir!" The landlord scuttled away, still bobbing his head. "Heavy blankets, sir! Quite surely, sir!" Rod ground his teeth and turned away to the door. He stepped out and leaned back against the jamb, letting his head slump forward onto his chest, eyes closed. "The law of the jungle," he muttered. "If it looks weak, prey upon it. If it turns out to be strong, bow to it; let it prey upon you and hope it won't devour you." "Yet all men have pride," murmured a voice behind his ear. Rod looked up, smiled. " 'Art there, old mole?' " " 'Swear! Swear!' " Fess answered. Rod let loose a stream of invective that would have done credit to a sailor with a hangover. "Feel better?" Fess asked, amused. "Not much. Where does a man like mine host hide his pride, Fess? He sure as hell never let it show. Obsequiousness, yes; avarice, yes; but self-respect? No. I haven't seen that in him." "Pride and self-respect are not necessarily synonymous, Rod." Someone tugged at Rod's elbow. He snapped his head around, muscles tensed. It was Big Tom, his six-foot-five bent strangely in a valiant attempt to put his head below the level of Rod's. "God e'en, master." Rod stared at him for a moment without answering. "God e'en," he replied, his voice carefully neutral. "What can I do Big Tom hunched his shoulders and scratched at the base of his skull. "Eh, master," he complained, "you made a bit of a fool of me back a while." "Oh?" Rod lifted an eyebrow. "Do tell!" "I do," the big man admitted, "and… well…" He pulled off his cap and twisted it in his great hands. "It Rod felt his back lifting. "And I'm supposed to make it up to you, is that it? Pay you damages, I suppose!" "Eh, no, master!" Big Tom shied away. " Tisn't that, master, not that at all! It's just… well… I was a wonderin', I was, if you might… that is… He twisted the hat through some gyrations that would have astounded a topolgist; then the words came out in a rush. "I was wonderin' if you might be needin' a servin'-man, you know—a sort of groom and lackey, and…" His voice trailed off. He eyed Rod sidewise, fearful and hopeful. Rod stood frozen for a moment or two. He searched the big man's open, almost worshipful face. He crossed his arms and leaned back against the jamb again. "Why, how's this, Big Tom? Not half an hour agone, you sought to rob me! And now Big Tom caught his nether lip between his teeth, frowning. " 'Tain't right-seeming, master, that I know, but—" His hands gestured vaguely. "Well, the fact of it is, you're the only man what I ever raised hand against, could beat me, and…" His voice ran out again. Rod nodded slowly, his eyes on Big Tom's. "And therefore you must serve me." Tom's lower lip thrust out, pouting. "Not must, my master—only that I "A robber," said Rod. "A cutpurse. And I'm to trust you." Big Tom's hat twisted again. "You've got an open face," Rod mused, "not the kind of face that hides its feelings." Big Tom smiled widely, nodding. "Of course, that doesn't mean anything," Rod went on. "I've known quite a few gentle-seeming girls that turned out to be first-class bitches." Tom's face fell. "So you might be honest—or you might be a thorough rogue. It's a The voice behind his ear murmured, "Preliminary interpretation of available data indicates basically simplistic personality structure. Probability of individual serving as reliable source of information on local social variables exceeds probability of individual practicing serious duplicity." Rod nodded slowly. He would have settled for an even chance. He fished a scrap of silver from his purse—it smelt slightly of garlic—and slapped it into the big man's hand. Tom stared at the silver in his palm, then at Rod, then back at the metal. Abruptly, hs hand closed into a fist, trembling slightly. His staring eyes came up to Rod again. "You've accepted my coin," saidRod. "You'remy man." Big Tom's face split from ear to ear in a grin. He ducked his head. "Yes, master! I thanks you, master! Forever I thanks you, master! I—" "I get the message." Rod hated to see a grown man grovel. "You go on duty right now. Tell me, what are the chances of getting a job with the Queen's army?" "Oh, most excellent, master!" Big Tom grinned. "They're always needing new sojers." A bad omen, Rod decided. "Okay," he said. "Duck back inside, find out which room we've been assigned, and check it to make sure there isn't a cutthroat in the closet." "Yes, master! Right away!" Big Tom bustled back into the inn. Rod smiled, closed his eyes, and let his head fall back against the jamb. He rolled his head from side to side, laughing silently. He would never cease to be amazed at the bully psychology; how a man could go from arrogance to servility in less than ten minutes, he would never understand. A low, quavering wail cut the night air, soaring into a shriek. Rod's eyes snapped open. Sirens? In The sound was coming from the left; he looked up, and saw the castle, there on its hilltop. And there, at the base of the tower, something glowed, and keened like a paddy wagon lamenting the death of some squad cars. The guests tumbled out of the inn to stand in the courtyard, staring and pointing. " Tis the banshee!" "Again!" "Nay, all will be well. Hath it not appeared thrice before? And yet the Queen lives!" "Fess," Rod said carefully. "Yes, Rod." "Fess, there's a banshee. On the castle battlements. A banshee, Fess." There was no answer. Then a raucous buzz snarled behind Rod's ear, swelled till it threatened to shake his head apart, and cut off. Rod shook his head and pounded his temple with the heel of his hand. "F in going to have to have that boy overhauled," he muttered. "He used to have It would have been unwise for Rod to go to the stables to reset Fess while the inn-yard was full of gawkers; he would have been thoroughly conspicuous. So he went up to his room, to lie down till things had quieted down a bit; and, of course, by the time the courtyard was clear, Rod was too comfortable to take the trouble of going down to the stables. No real reason to reset the robot, anyway; it would be a quiet night. The room was dark, except for a long swathe of light streaming in the window from the largest moon. There was a subdued murmur and clatter from the common room—nightowl guests drinking late. Rod's chamber was very peaceful. Not quiet, though. Big Tom, curled up on a pallet at the foot of the bed, snored like a bulldozer on idle, making more noise asleep than he did awake. Now there was a riddle—Big Tom. Rod had never before been in a fight where he hadn't been hit at least once. Big Tom had left himself wide open, every time; and sure, he was big, but he didn't have to be But why would Big Tom have thrown the fight? So Rod would take him on as a serving-man? And what about Adam and One-Ear? Their talk would seem to indicate they'd been at the pep rally down by the wharf, which would mean they were members of the proletarian party. What had the young rabble-rouser called it? The House of Clovis, yes. But if Adam and One-Ear were a representative sample, the House of Clovis was a house divided against itself. There seemed to be two factions, one backing the Loguire—the juvenile orator?—and one led by the Mocker, whoever that might be. The usual two factions, nonviolent and violent, tongue and sword. Now, why would Big Tom have wanted a butler job ? Social climber, maybe? No, he wasn't the fawning type. Better wages? But he'd seemed to be moderately prosperous as the neighborhood heavy. To keep an eye on Rod? Rod rolled over on his side. Tom just might be a member in good standing of the House of Clovis. But why would the House want to keep tabs on Rod? They couldn't suspect anything, could they? If Fess's guess was right, and the House was backed by an off-planet power, they definitely might suspect something—never mind how. But wasn't Rod letting his paranoia show again? He was wide awake, every muscle tense. He sighed and rolled out of bed; he couldn't sleep now. Better reset Fess and have a talk. Rod needed the robot's electronic objectivity; he had very little of his own. Big Tom stirred and wakened as Rod lifted the rusty door latch. "Master? Where dost thou go?" "Just got a little worried about my horse, Big Tom. Think I'll run down to the stables and make sure the hostler's treating him right. Go back to sleep." Big Tom stared a moment. "Certes," he said, "thou'rta most caring one, master." He rolled over and burrowed his head into the folded cloak he used for a pillow. "To be so much concerned for a horse," he muttered, and snored again. Rod grinned and let himself out of the room. He found a stairway a few paces away—dark and musty, but closer to the stables than the main door. There was a door at the bottom of the stair, one that was not very often used; it groaned like a bullfrog in heat when he opened it. The inn-yard was flooded with the soft, golden light of the three moons. The largest was only a little smaller than Terra's, but much closer; it filled a full thirty degrees of sky, a perpetual harvest moon. "Great planet for lovers," Rod mused; and, because his eyes were on the moon, he didn't notice the gray strand of cord stretched a little above the doorstep. He tripped. His arms swung up, slapping the ground to break his fall. Something hard struck the back of his head, and the world dissolved in a shoal of sparks. There was a ruddy glow about him, and a throbbing ache in his head. Something cold and wet moved over his face. He shuddered, and came wide awake. He lay on his back; a limestone roof vaulted over him, glimmering with bits of captured light. Pinch-waisted limestone columns stretched from the roof to a green carpet—stalactites and stalagmites joined. The green carpet stretched away in all directions for at least a mile. He was in a vast underground cavern. The light seemed to come from everywhere, a dancing, wavering light, setting the sparks in the ceiling into an intricate ballet. The green carpet spread under him; he could feel it, cold and springy, damp, under his back: moss, three inches thick. He tried to put out a hand to touch the moss, and discovered that he couldn't move his arms or legs. Lifting his head, he looked for ropes binding him, but there was not so much as a thread. He shook his head, trying to get the ache out of it so he could think clearly. "Fess," he muttered, "where am I?" There was no answer. Rod bit his lip. "Come on, iron horse! Are you asleep at the switch?" Switch… Fess had had a seizure. Rod had been en route to reset him. Rod was on his own. He sighed and lay back on the green moss carpet. A deep voice began singing, off to his right. Rod looked. A fire fluttered in a bare stone circle. A tripod stood over it, supporting a cauldron—a covered cauldron, bubbling merrily, with a tube leading from a hole in the cover. Drops of water fell from the roof, striking the tube; and a beaker sat under the far end of the tube, collecting drops. A primitive still. And a moonshiner, a moonshiner perhaps eighteen inches high, very broad-shouldered and generally stocky, clad in doublet and hose. He had a round, cheerful face, twinkling green eyes, a snub nose, and a very wide mouth curved in an impish smile. To top it off, he wore a Robin Hood hat with a bright red feather. The green eyes looked up and caught Rod's. "Ha!" said the little man in a buzzing baritone. "Tha'rt come to thy senses, warlock!" Rod scowled. "Warlock? I'm not a warlock!" "To be sure," said the little man, "tha'rt not. Thou comest in a falling star, and thou hast a horse made of cold iron…" "Just a minute, there," Rod interrupted. "How'd you know the horse was made of cold iron?" "We are the Wee Folk," said the little man, unperturbed. "We live by Oak, Ash, and Thorn, by Wood, Air, and Sod; and those who live by cold iron seek the end of our woodlands. Cold iron is the sign of all that cannot abide us; and therefore we know cold iron, no matter what form or disguise it may be in." He turned back to the kettle, lifting the lid to check the mash. "Then, too, thou canst hear what is said a good half mile off; and thy horse can run as silent as the wind and faster than a falcon, when it has cause to. But tha'rt not a warlock, eh?" Rod shook his head. "I'm not. I use science, not magic!" "Assuredly," said the little man," and a rose by any other name… Nay, tha'rt a warlock, and as such tha'rt known already throughout the length and the breadth of Gramarye!" "Gramarye? What's that?" The little man stared in surprise. "Why, the world, warlock! The world we live in, the land between the Four Seas, the realm of Queen Catharine!" "Oh. She rules the whole world?" "Certes," said the elf, giving Rod a sidelong glance. "And the name of her castle? And the town around it?" "Runnymede. In truth, tha'rt a most untutored warlock!" "That's just what I've been trying to tell you," and Rod sighed. The little man turned away, shaking his head and muttering. He opened a pippet on the collection beaker and drained some of the distillate into a shot-glass-sized mug. Rod suddenly realized he was very thirsty. "Uh, say—what're you brewing up there? Wouldn't be brandy, would it?" The elf shook his head. "Gin?Rum?v4gwa "Nay; 'tis spirits of another sort." He bounced over to Rod and held the miniscule mug to the man's lips. "Thanks." Rod took a sip. He looked up at the roof, smacking his lips. "Tastes like honey." "Where the wild bee sucks, there suck If" The little man hopped back to the fire. "Not bad at all. Could you spare the recipe?" "Aye, assuredly." The elf grinned. "We would do aught within our power for a guest." "Guest!" Rod snorted. "I hate to impugn your hospitality, but immobilizing me isn't exactly what I'd call a welcome." "Oh, we shall make amends ere long." The little man lifted the cauldron lid and stirred the mash. Something clicked in Rod's mind. The hairs at the base of his skull began to prickle. "Uh, say, uh…I don't belive we've been introduced, but… your name wouldn't be Robin Good-fellow, would it? Alias Puck?" "Thous speakest aright." The elf replaced the lid with a clang. "I am that merry wanderer of the night." Rod fell back onto the moss carpet. It'd make a great story to tell his grandchildren; nobody else would believe it. "Say, Puck—you don't mind if I call you Puck?" "Oh, nay." "Thanks, uh… I'm Rod Gallowglass." "We ha' known it." "Well, just thought I'd make it official. Now, you don't seem to spare me any particular ill-will, so, uh, may I ask… uh… why am I paralyzed?" "Ah, that," said Puck. "We must find if you are a white warlock, or black." "Oh." Rod chewed the inside of his cheek for a moment. "If I'm a white warlock, you'll, um… let me go?" Puck nodded. "What happens if you decide I'm a black warlock?" "Then, Rod Gallowglass, you shall sleep till the Trump of Doom." Rod felt as though a weak electric current had been applied to his jaw. "Great. The Trump of Doom. And I never was much good at bridge." Puck frowned. "How…?" "Skip it. 'Sleep till the Trump of Doom.' A very neat euphemism. Why don't you just come right out and say you'll kill me?" "Nay." Puck thrust his lower lip out, shaking his head. "We would not kill you, Rod Gallowglass. Thou shouldst but sleep forever, and with pleasant dreams." "I see. Suspended animation?" Puck's brow wrinkled. "I know not that word. Yet rest assured, thou shalt not be suspended. The Wee Folk have no fondness for a hanging." "Well, I suppose that's something of a comfort. So how do I prove I'm a white warlock?" "Why," said Puck, "by our enlarging you." Rod stared. "How's that again? "Aren't I big enough already?" The elf's face split into a broad grin. "Nay, nay! Enlarging you! Removing the spell that binds you!" "Oh." Rod lay back with a sigh of relief. Then he jerked back up. " "By itself, no," said Puck. " 'Tis a question where we free you." He clapped his hands. Rod heard the scurrying of scores of small feet coming from behind him; a fold of dark cloth was drawn over his eyes, knotted behind his head. "Hey!" he protested. "Peace," said Puck. "We do but bear you forth to your freedom." A host of tiny hands lifted Rod. He resigned himself and lay back to enjoy the trip. It was a rather pleasant way to travel, actually—like an innerspring mattress with four-wheel drive. His feet tilted up higher than his head and the pace of the scuttling feet under him slowed—they were mounting an incline. Damp night air struck his face; he heard the breeze sighing in the leaves, accompanied by a full complement of crickets, with an owl and maybe a curlew providing the harmony. He was dropped unceremoniously; the blindfold was whipped from his eyes. "Hey!" he protested "What do you think I am, a sack of potatoes?" He could hear a stream gurgling off to his left. "Tha'rt free now, RodGallowglass," Puck's voice husked in his ear. "May God be with you!" And the elf bounded away. Rod sat up, flexing his limbs to make them realize they could move gain. He looked about. It was a moonlit forest glade, with a silver stream trickling past on the left. The trees were bright steel trunk and tinsel leaf, and black shadow among the trunks. One of the shadows moved. It stepped forward, a tall figure in a dark, hooded monk's robe. Rod scrambled to his feet. The figure moved slowly toward Rod, halted ten feet away, and threw back the hood. Wild, disordered hair over a long, thin face, with hollows under the cheekbones and caves for eye sockets, with two burning coals at their backs—and the whole face twisted, curdled with bitterness. The voice was flat and thin, almost a hiss. "Are you, then, so tired of life that you come to a werewolf's cage?" Rod stared. "Werewolf!" Well, why not! If elves were a basic assumption… Then Rod frowned. "Cage?" He looked around. "Looks like the great outdoors to me." "There is a wall of magic around this grove," hissed the werewolf. " Tis a prison the Wee Folk have made me—and they do not feed me in my proper fashion." "Oh?" Rod looked at the werewolf out of the corner of his eye. "What's your proper fashion?" "Red meat." The werewolf grinned, showing a mouthful of canines. "Raw, red meat, and blood for my wine." Something with lots of cold little feet ran down Rod's spine. "Make peace with your God," said the werewolf, "for your hour has come." Fur appeared on the backs of his hands, and his fingernails grew, curving outward. Forehead and cheeks sprouted fur; nose, mouth, and chin slipped together and bulged, tapering outward to a muzzle. His ears moved upward to the top of his head and stretched into points. He flung off the dark cloak; his whole body was silvery fur, his legs had become haunches. He dropped to all fours. His upper arms shortened and his forearms lengthened; his hands had become paws. A tail sprouted and grew into a long, silvery plume. The silver wolf crouched close to the earth, snarling, growling low in its throat, and sprang. Rod whirled aside, but the wolf managed to change course in mid-air just enough; its teeth ripped Rod's forearm from elbow to wrist. The wolf landed and spun about with a howl of joy. It crouched, tongue lolling out, then it sprang again. Rod ducked, dropping to one knee, but the wolf checked itself in mid-leap and fell on top of him. Its legs clawed at his chest; the great jaws fumbled for ' on his spine. lt;*ed to his feet, bowing forward and shoving against the wolfs belly with all his strength. The wolf went flying, but its claws had raked Rod's back open. The wolf landed on its back, hard, and howled with the pain. It scrambled to its feet and stalked around Rod in a circle, growling with blood-lust. Rod pivoted, keeping his face toward the wolf. How do you handle a werewolf?Fess would know, butFess was still out of order. The wolf snarled and leaped for Rod's throat. Rod crouched low and lunged with his hand stiffened. His fingers caught the wolf right in the solar plexus. Rod leaped back, falling into a crouch. The wolf clawed at the ground, struggling to regain its breath as life poured back into its nerves. Rod circled around it, widdershins for luck. How do you fight a werewolf? Wolfbane, obviously. But Rod couldn't tell wolfbane from poison ivy without a botany text. The wolf dragged in a long, grating breath and rose into a crouch. It snarled and began to prowl, widdershins around Rod, watching for an opening. So much for widdershins, Rod thought, and reversed direction, circling clockwise in an attempt to get behind the wolf. The wolf sprang. Rod pivoted aside and let fly a right jab at the wolf's jaw; but the wolf caught his fist in its teeth. Rod bellowed with pain and kicked the beast in the belly. Fang went down for a breather again, freeing Rod's hand as the toothy jaws gaped for air. Silver bullets. But chemical sidearms had been out of vogue for thousands of years, and the DDT had gone off the silver standard quite a while before. A crucifix. Rod made a firm resolution to take up religion. He needed a hobby, anyway. His furry friend had meanwhile pulled itself back together. Haunches tensed, it sprang. Rod sidestepped, but the wolf had apparently counted on his so doing. It landed full on his chest, slavering jaws snapping for Rod's jugular vein. Rod fell on his back. He pulled up his legs, planted his feet in the wolfs belly, and shoved, catapulting the canine clear of his corpus. The wolf fell hard and squirmed, getting its feet under its body. What else didn't werewolves like? Garlic. Rod circled around the wolf, fumbling in his purse for the garlic sausage left over from dinner. The wolf spread its jaws wide and hacked a cough. Rod munched a mouthful of sausage. The wolf came to its feet with an ugly, very determined growl. It tensed and sprang. Rod caught the beast under the forelegs, staggering back under the weight of its body, and breathed full in its face. He dropped the wolf and sprang away. The wolf rolled, spitting and coughing, drew in a shuddering gasp, and collapsed. Its form stretched, relaxed, and slowly stretched again—and a tall, lean wiry man lay naked,face down, in the grass, unconscious body heaving with great panting breaths. Rod sank to his knees. Saved by garlic sausage! Grass whispered by his knee; he looked into the smiling eyes of Robin Goodfellow. "Return with us if you will, Rod Gallowgrass, for our paths are yours, to walk at your pleasure, now." Rod smiled wearily. "He might have killed me," he said, with a nod at the unconscious werewolf. Puck shook his head. "We looked on, and would have prevented death to either of you; and as for your wounds, why! we shall quickly have them mended." Rod rose, shaking his head in disbelief. "Then, too," said Puck, "we knew you to be a warlock of such potency that you could defeat him… if you were a white warlock." "Oh?" Rod raised an eyebrow. "What if I wasn't? What if I was black?" "Why, then," Puck said, grinning, "you would have leagued with him against us, and sought to fight loose of the prison." "Urn." Rod gnawed at his lower lip. "Wouldn't that have put you in" a rather delicate position?" "Nay." Puck grinned again. "The magic of a score of elves has never yet been equaled by two warlocks." "I see." Rod rubbed his chin. "Hedged your bets, didn't you? But you couldn't let me know, of course. As long as I was in the dark, fighting the werewolf proved I was one of the good guys?" "Partly." "Oh? What's the other part?" "Why, Rod Gallowglass, there were several times when you had rendered the werewolf helpless, but you did not kill him." "And that shows I've got a good heart." "That," Puck agreed, "and also that you are sure enough of your own power that you dare be merciful. And Rod squeezed his eyes shut. With exaggerated patience, he said, "Of course, it "It might," Puck agreed, "but it was by sorcery that you overcame him." Rod took a deep breath. "Look," he said carefully, "I am not a warlock. I have never been a warlock. I never want to be a warlock. I'm just a mercenary soldier who happens to know a few tricks." "Assuredly, Master Warlock," said Puck cheerfully. "Will you come back to the cavern? We shall guide you forth to your inn." "Oh, all right," Rod grumbled. But he turned to look at the miserable collection of bone and sinew that was the sleeping werewolf, lying in the center of the glade. "Master Gallowglass?" Puck's voice was puzzled, disturbed. "What troubles you?" Rod shook his head, coming out of his reverie. "Nothing," he said, turning away. "Just wondering." "What of, warlock?" "They used to call me a lone wolf when I was a schoolboy… Never mind. Which way did you say the cavern was?" The stars wheeled toward dawn as Rod stumbled, footsore and weary, across the inn-yard and into the stable. A single candle-lantern lit the row of stalls, serving only to deepen the shadows. Rod flung an arm across Fess's back to steady himself, his other hand groping across the robot's withers till he found the enlarged vertebra that was the reset switch. He pressed; the steel body stirred under its horsehair camouflage. The velvet black head lifted, shook twice, turned to look back over its shoulder, great brown eyes focusing on Rod. The robot was silent a moment; then the voice behind Rod's ear spoke with a touch of reproach: "You have left me inactive a long time, Rod. I have no aftereffects from the seizure." "Sorry, old iron." Rod kept his arms across the horse's back; his legs felt a trifle wobbly. "I was on my way to reset you when I got clobbered." "Clobbered!" Fess's voice writhed with shame. "While I slept! May my casing lie forever corroding on the junkpile! May my germanium be consigned to the Converter for reclamation! May my—" "Oh, stow it!" Rod growled. "It wasn't your fault." He stepped away from the horse, straightening his shoulders. "I wasn't in any real danger, anyway. Just a busy night, that's all." "How so, Rod?" Rod started to answer, then changed his mind. "I'll tell you in the morning, Fess." "I have reoriented my circuits to accept the discrepancies between accepted theory and actual occurrence, Rod. You may confide in me without fear of overload." Rod shook his head and turned to stumble out of the stall. "In the morning, Fess. You might be able to believe it right now, but I'm not sure I could." Rod sat down to a whopping breakfast, but he was on a starvation diet compared to Big Tom. The man was surrounded by unbelievable stacks of food. Some of it was familiar to Rod—the eggs, pancakes, and ham. The 'cakes had a subtly alien flavor, though, and the eggs had three inch yolks. There was some sort of grain on any human-inhabited planet, usually a descendant of Terran cereals; but the soil of another planet sometimes produced weird variations in the grain. There was always some sort of domesticated fowl; but more often than not it was a local life-form. Hogs, of course, were ubiquitous; they were found on Terran planets even more consistently than dogs. Rod sometimes wondered about his species. The food was all digestible, of course, and probably nourishing: genetic drift couldn't change human metabolism all that much. But trace elements were another matter; Rod swallowed an all-pupose pill just to be on the safe side. Big Tom noticed it. "What was that, master?" Rod forced a smile. "Just a minor spell. Don't let it worry you, Big Tom." Tom stared, then looked down at his plate, muttering a quick prayer under his breath. He attacked the pancakes with a shaking fork. The big man started to speak, but his voice cracked. He cleared his throat and tried again. "What doth the new day bring, good master?" "A trip to the castle," said Rod. "We'll see if the Queen's in the market for a new soldier." Tom wailed a protest. "A Queen's sojer! Nay, master, that's no trade for a honest man!" Rod cocked an eyebrow. "Are you trying to tell me that one of us might be honest?" Big Tom shut up. The landlord had a spare horse, or so he suddenly remembered when Rod rested a hand on the hilt of his dagger. It was an old, swaybacked gray gelding with a slightly longer neck and smaller ears than the Terran-standard animal. That was bad, since it would call a certain amount of attention to Fess; but then, the great black horse wasn't exactly inconspicuous anyway. The church bells were ringing as they rode out of the inn-yard, Rod on Fess and Tom on the equine antique. The sound of the bells reminded Tom of the early hour; he began to grumble at masters who kept unreasonable hours. But his gripes trailed off as they mounted the slope above the town, where they could look out to the horizon and see the east pregnant with the morning sun. Tom took a deep breath of the dawn and grinned back over his shoulder at Rod. "Eh, master! 'Twill be a fine day!" "And a chill one," said Rod, turning up his collar, for the wind was at his back. "Aye, aye! Did I not say 'twould be fine?" "I don't quite share your enthusiasm for low thermometer readings," Rod growled. "Look alive, Tom; we're almost to the castle." "Stand and declare yourselves!" cried the sentry on the drawbridge. "Oh, ye gods!" Rod rolled his eyes upward. "Your name and your concern at the Queen's castle." "Overdoing it a bit, aren't you?" Rod eyed the sentry sidewise. The footman's mouth turned down sharply at the corners. "None of your mouthings," he barked. "I'm a Queen's man, and you'll speak with respect." "Not likely," said Rod, smiling benignly. "My name is Rod Gallowglass." "Gallowglass?" The sentry frowned. "Your time is wasted; the Queen already has a fool." "From the look of you, I'd say she has many." Rod grunted. "My trade is soldier, and my manservant's, too. Call the master-at-arms, and let him enroll me." The sentry glowered. "Enlisting in the Queen's army is not so easily done as that." "Why, how now! "Rod scowled. "Must I prove I'm a soldier?" He dismounted, swinging out of the saddle to land just a yard from the sentry. "If you're a soldier, you're a poor one," the sentry said with a sneer, "or you'd not leave your horse untethered." Rod threw him a saccharine smile and called out, "Fess, back up four feet, take a half step to the left, come forward four and a half feet, then stand till I call you." The sentry stared, mouth gaping open, as Fess executed the maneuver with machine-like precision. "I'm a soldier," said Rod, "and a good one." The sentry's mouth opened and closed like a fish's. His eyes bulged slightly as they flicked over Rod's lean frame, the black-gloved hand on the pommel of the sword. "You see," Rod explained, "I might have need of my horse. It's easier to let him come to me." His right hand jumped out in a feint. The soldier grunted with surprise and stepped back as Rod's foot snaked out to catch him behind the ankle. The sentry went down in a clatter of tinware. Rod twisted the pike from the sentry's hands as he fell and threw it back under the portcullis. "Now," he said, "let's try it again, shall we?" "Well done, oh! Well done, my master!" Big Tom pounded his nag's withers, grinning from ear to ear. The sentry staggered to his feet, shouting, "A rescue! A rescue!" "Oh, no!" Rod dropped his forehead into his palm. "Oh, no!"—shaking his head. He leaned back against Fess' shoulder and folded his arms. Three guardsmen came running up, pikes at the ready. The leader looked from Rod to the sentry, back to Rod, then back to the sentry. He frowned. "What need for a rescue?" The sentry fluttered a hand in Rod's general direction. "This man…" "Yes?" Rod smiled. "Why, he knocked me down, that's what he did, and took my pike from me!" "I wouldn't brag, if I were you," Rod murmured. Big Tom bent low over his saddlebow, convulsed with silent laughter. "Is that the truth of it, man?" The leader glowered at Rod. "True." Rod bowed his head. "Well, then!" The leader straightened, planting his fists on his hips and scowling. "Well, what?" Rod raised an eyebrow. The sergeant was beginning to get flustered. "Well, what's your reason?" "I wish to enlist in the Queen's army. This man-at-arms indicated I should prove myself." The sergeant looked from the flabbergasted sentry to Rod, and nodded. "You'll have your chance," he said. "Come." The chance consisted of a hulking sergeant equipped with a broadsword and buckler. "Will you not take a buckler, man?" growled the old knight who was Master of the Guard. "No thanks." Rod slipped his dagger from its sheath. "This will do me quite well." "Naught but a poniard and a wisp of a sword 'gainst broadsword and buckler!" Sir Maris shook his head sadly. "You must truly wish to die young!" Rod's eyes widened in surprise. "Thank you," he said. "I haven't been told I looked young since I was thirteen." "Well, cross your swords," Sir Maris sighed. Rod and the sergeant complied; Sir Maris limped forward, his own broadsword coming up to separate their blades. The sergeant's broadsword swung up for a full-armed chop. Rod took advantage of the moment's delay to feint once at the sergeant's belly. The buckler dropped down to catch the sword-tip, and Rod's blade leaped over the sergeant's arm to rip the cloth over his heart. "Hold!" cried Sir Maris, and the sergeant's broadsword paused in mid-chop. He dropped his buckler, staring about him. "Wot 'appened?" "Had this Gallowglass not fought in sport alone," said Sir Maris, "thou wert a dead man this day, Sergeant Hapweed." He scowled at Rod, puzzled. "Who would ha' thought to use a sword's point?" "Shall we have at it again?" Rod's blade whined through the air and slapped against his leg. Sir Maris studied Rod's face, his brow furrowing. "Nay," he said, lifting his head. "I'll warrant you're a swordsman." "Aye," muttered Big Tom, and Sir Maris glanced over at him; but the big man was only beaming with pride. The Master of the Guard turned and caught up a quarterstaff. "Here!" He tossed it to Rod. "We'll try you with this." Rod sheathed his dagger and caught the staff by the middle. He slipped his sword into its scabbard. The big sergent was practicing quick one-two-three blows with his quarterstaff. "Have at it!" Sir Maris called, and the big sergeant stepped forward, knees bent, quarterstaff on guard. Rod followed suit. Then he was in the middle of an oaken rain, blows from the sergeant's staff drubbing about his head and shoulders, seeking an opening, a half second drop of Rod's guard. Rod set his jaw and matched the sergeant's pace, catching the blows as quick as they came—jlist barely. His stomach sank as he realized he was on the defensive. He blocked a swing at his shin, caught the rebound toward his head, swung the lower end of his staff to catch the answering blow at his belly—but the blow never came. It had been a feint. Frantically, he tried to recover to guard his head, but the sergeant had gained his half second opening. Rod saw the heavy oak staff swinging at him out of the corner of his eye. He sank back, rolling with the blow. It cracked on his skull like a thunderclap. The room darkened, filled with dancing motes of light; there was a roaring in Rod's ears. He gave ground, blocking the sergeant's blows by sheer reflex, and heard the onlooking soldiers yell with triumph. There was one chance. Rod leaped back, his hands slipping to the middle of the staff. It began to turn end-over-end, twirling like a baton. Rod set his jaw and put some muscle into it. His staff leaped into a whirling, whining blur. It was French single-stick play, SirMaris and Co. gaped. The sergeant stepped back, startled. Then a wariness came into his face, and his staff jumped into a whirl. So he knew the style. But he wasn't a master; in fact, Rod had the advantage. The sergeant's staff was a blur, but a quiet blur. Rod's staff was doing a very nice imitation of a buzz saw. He had the edge on the sergeant in angular velocity, and consequent greater striking power. Sergeant Hapweed knew it too; the muscles of his neck knotted as he tried to speed up his wing. The sticks met with the crack of a rifle and a shudder that jarred Rod's back teeth. He recovered a half second ahead of the sergeant and brought his staff crashing down on the sergeant's in two quick blows, knocking the other's staff out of his hands. Rod straightened, drawing a deep breath and letting the tension flow out of him as he grounded the butt of his staff. The sergeant stared at his hands, numb. Rod reached out and tapped the man's temple gently with the tip of his staff. "Bang! You're dead." "Hold!" cried Sir Maris, making things official. Rod grounded his staff again, and leaned on it. Sir Maris scowled at Rod, eyes bright under bushy eyebrows. Rod gave him a tight smile. Sir Maris nodded slowly. "Shall I try you with a longbow?" Rod shrugged, bluffing. With a crossbow, maybe. But a longbow… A deep, skirling laugh rolled from the rafters. The Master of the Guard and all his men jumped. Big Tom fell on his knees, arms flung up to protect his head. Rod's head snapped out, eyes searching for the source of the laugh. On one of the great oaken beams crossing the hall sat a dwarf, drumming his heels against the wood. His head was as large as Rod's, his shoulders broader, his arms and legs as thick as Rod's. He looked as though someone had taken a big, normal man and edited out three feet here and there. He was barrel-chested, broad-shouldered, and bull-necked. The shaggy black head seemed strangely large for such a truncated body. Black, curly hair hung down to the point of the jaw and the nape of the neck; bushy black eyebrows jutted out from a flat, sloping forehead. The eyes were large coal-black, and, at the moment, creased with mirth. They were separated by a hawk-beak nose under which thick, fleshy lips grinned through a bushy black beard, jutting forward at the chin. Square, even teeth gleamed white through the beard. Someone had tried to cram a giant into a nail-keg, and had almost succeeded. "Longbow!" he cried in a booming, bass voice. "Nay, I'll wager he's as fair a shot as the county ram in springtime!" SirMaris glowered up at the dwarf. "A plague on you and your stealthy ways, Brom O' Berin! Is there not enough salt in my hair already, but you must whiten it all with your pranks?" "Stealthy ways!" cried the dwarf. "Forsooth! Had you some pride in your calling, Sir Maris, you would thank me for showing you your own lack of vigilance!" "Brom?" muttered Rod, staring "O'Berin?" The dwarf turned to Rod, glowering. "Black Brom O'Berin, aye!" "That's, uh, a combo of Dutch, Irish, and Russian, if I've got it right." "What words of nonsense are these?" growled the dwarf. "Nothing." Rod looked away, shaking his head. "I should have seen it coming. I should expect something else, on this crazy—uh… in Gramarye?" The dwarf grinned, mischief in his eyes. "Nay, unless I mistake me, that hath the sound of a slur on the great land of Gramarye!" "No, no! I didn't… I mean…" Rod paused, remembering that apologies were unbecoming for a fighting man in this culture. He straightened, chin lifting. "All right," he said, "it was an insult, if you want it that way." The dwarf gave a howl of glee and jumped to his feet on the rafter. "You must fight him now, Gallowglass," SirMaris rumbled, "and you shall need every bit of your skill." Rod stared at the Master of the Guard. Could the man be serious? A dwarf, give Rod a hard fight? The dwarf chuckled deep in his throat and slipped off the beam. It was a twelve foot drop to the stone floor, more than three times Brom's height, but he hit the floor lightly, seeming almost to bounce, and wound up in a wrestler's crouch. He straightened and paced toward Rod, chuckling mischief. There was a roar behind Rod, and Big Tom blundered forward. " Tis a trap, master!" he bellowed. "Witchcraft in this land, and he is the worst witch of all! None has ever beaten Black Brom! Yet I shall—" Every soldier in the room descended on Big Tom in a shouting chaos of anger and outrage. Rod stood a moment in shock. Then he dropped his staff and waded into the melee, hands flashing out in karate punches and chops. Soldiers dropped to the floor. " Silence gelled. Brom had somehow gotten up on the rafters again. "My thanks, lads," the miniature Hercules growled. "But the big fellow meant no harm; let him go." "No harm!" yelped half a dozen outraged voices. Brom took a deep breath and sighed out, "Aye, no harm. He meant only defense of his master. And this Gallowglass meant only defense of his manservant. Stand away from them now; they're both blameless." The soldiers reluctantly obeyed. Rod slapped Tom on the shoulder and murmured, "Thanks, Big Tom. And don't worry about me; that Dutch Irishman is only a man, like you and me. And if he's a man, I can beat him." The dwarf must have had very keen ears, for he bellowed, "Oh, can you, now? We'll see to that, my bawcock!" "Eh, master!" Big Tom moaned, rolling his eyes. "You know not what you speak of. That elf is the devil's black own!" "A warlock?" Rod snorted. "There ain't no such beasts." Sir Maris stepped back among his men, ice-eyed and glowering. "Harm a hair of his head, and we'll flay you alive!" "No fear," BromO'Berin chuckled. "Nofear, Gallowglass . Try all that you may to harm me. Be assured, you shall fail. Now look to yourself." He jumped on the rafter, bellowed " Rod dropped into a crouch, hands drawn back to chop. Brom stood on the beam, fists on hips, great head nodding. "Aye, hold yourself ready. But"—his eyes lit with a malicious gleam; he chuckled—"Brom O'Berin is not a light man." He leaped from the rafter feet-first, straight at Rod's head. Rod stepped back, startled at the suddenness of the dwarf's attack. Reflex took over; his hand swung up, palm upward, to catch Brom's heels and flip them up. Then, expecting the dwarf to land flat on his back on the granite floor, Rod jumped forward to catch; but Brom spun through a somersault and landed bouncing on his feet. He slapped Rod's hands away with a quick swipe. "A courtly gesture," he rumbled, "but a foolish one; your guard is down. Save gentleness for those who need it, man Gallowglass." Rod stepped back, on guard again, and looked at the little man with dawning respect. "Seems I underestimated you, Master O'Berin." "Call me not master!" the dwarf bellowed. "I'mno man's master; I'm naught but the Queen's fool!" Rod nodded, slowly. "A fool." He beckoned with both arms, and a savage grin. "Well enough then, wise fool." Brom stood his ground a moment, measuring Rod with a scowl. He grunted, mouth snapping into a tight smile, and nodded. He sprang, flipped in mid-air, feet heading straight for Rod's chin. Rod swung a hand up to catch Brom's heels again, muttering, "I'd've thought you'd learn." He shoved the dwarfs feet high; but this time Brom flipped his head up under Rod's chin. He had a very solid head. Rod rolled with the punch, wrapping his arms tightly around Brom O'Berin's body in the process. The dwarf shook with merriment. "How now?" he chortled. "Now that you've got me, what shall you do with me?" Rod paused, panting. It was a good question. If he relaxed his grip for a moment, he could be sure Brom would twist a kick into his belly. He could drop the little man, or throw him; but Brom had a tendency to bounce and would probably slam right into Rod's chin on the rebound. Well, when in doubt, pin first and think later. Rod dropped to the floor, shoving Brom's body out at right angles to his own, catching the dwarf's knee and neck for a cradle hold. But Brom moved just a little bit faster. His right arm snaked around Rod's left; he caught Rod's elbow in a vise-like grip and pulled. Rod's back arched with the pain of the elbow lock. He now had a simple choice: let go with his left hand, or black out from pain. Decisions, decisions! Rod took a chance on his stamina; he tightened his hold on Brom's neck. Brom grunted surprise. "Another man would have yelped his pain and leaped away from me, man Gal-lowglass." Brom's knee doubled back; his foot shoved against Rod's chest, slid up under the chin, and kept on pushing. Rod made a strangling noise; fire lanced the back of his neck as vertebrae ground together. The room darkened, filled with points of colored light. "You must let hold of me now, Gallowglass," Brom murmured, "ere sight fails, and you sleep." Did the damn half-pint Rod tried a furious gurgle by way of reply; but the room He dropped his hold, shoved against the floor with his arms, and came weaving to his feet, with a throaty chuckle filling his ears. For Brom had kept his hold on Rod's arm and had wrapped his other hand in the throat of Rod's doublet, his weight dragging Rod back toward the floor. Brom's feet touched the ground; he shoved, throwing Rod back. Rod staggered, overbalanced, and fell, but habit took over again. He tucked in his chin, slapped the floor with his forearms, breaking his fall. Brom howled with glee at seeing Rod still conscious, and leaped. Rod caught what little breath remained to him and snapped in his feet. He caught Brom right in the stomach, grabbed a flailing arm, and shoved, letting the arm go. Brom flipped head over heels, sailed twenty feet past Rod, and landed on the stone flags with a grunt of surprise. He landed on his feet, of course, and spun about with a bellow of laughter. "Very neat, lad, very neat! But not enough…" Rod was on his feet again, panting and shaking his head. Brom hopped toward him, then sprang. Rod ducked low, in a vain hope that Brom might be capable of missing once; but the little man's long arm lashed out to catch Rod across the throat, stumpy body swinging around to settle between Rod's shoulders. One foot pressed into the small of Rod's back, both arms pulled back against the base of his throat. Rod gurgled, coming to his feet and bending backward under Brom's pull. He seized the dwarf's forearms, then bowed forward quickly, yanking Brom's arms. Brom snapped over Rod's head and somersaulted away. He crowed as his feet his the floor. "Bravely done, lad! Bravely done!" He turned about, the glint of mischief still in his eyes. "But I grow weary of this game. Let us be done with it." "Tr-try," Rod panted. Brom hunched forward, his long arms flailing out, slapping at Rod's guard. He grabbed for Rod's knee. Rod dropped his right hand to block Brom's attempt, then threw his left about Brom's shoulders, trying to shove him forward to lose his balance; but the dwarf's hands seemed to have gotten tangled in Rod's collar again. Rod straightened, trying to throw Brom off, hands chopping at the little man's elbows; Brom's grip only tightened. The dwarf kicked out, throwing all his weight forward. Rod stumbled, saw the floor coming up at him. Brom leaped past him, catching Rod's foot on the way. Rod did a belly whopper on the stone floor, but he slapped out with his forearms and kept his head from hitting. He tried to rise but someone had tied a millstone across his shoulders. A snake coiled under his left arm and pressed against the back of his neck. Rod tried to roll to break the half nelson, but a vise closed on his right wrist and drew it up into a hammer-lock. "Yield, lad," Brom's voice husked in his ear. "Yield, for you cannot be rid of me now." He shoved Rod's arm higher in the hammerlock to emphasize his point. Rod ground his teeth against the pain. He struggled to his feet somehow, tried to shake the little man off. But Brom's feet were locked around his waist. "Nay," the dwarf muttered, "I told you you'd not be rid of me." Rod shook himself like a terrier, but Brom held on like a bulldog. For a moment, Rod considered falling on his back to crush Brom under him. It was galling to be beaten by a man one-third your size. He discarded the idea quickly, though; there were many times in this bout where Brom could have played equally shabby tricks on Rod. So Brom had a strong sense of fair play; and Rod was damned if he'd come off as smaller than a dwarf. Brom's voice was a burr in his ear. "Will you not yield, man?" And Rod gasped as his right hand tried to touch the nape of his neck. Then Brom shoved hard on Rod's neck, forcing his chin down to touch his collarbone. Rod staggered, lurched forward, and threw out a leg to keep himself from falling. The muscles across his back and neck screamed at the torture; his right arm begged him to give in. His diaphragm folded in on itself, stubbornly refusing to pull in another breath of air. His windpipe crooked into a kink, and his lungs called for air. In a weird, detached moment he noted that night seemed to have fallen all of a sudden; and, stranger yet, the stars were tumbling… Water splashed cold on his face. The mouth of a bottle thrust between his lips, feeling as large as a cartwheel. Liquid trickled over his tongue and down to his belly, where it exploded into fire. He shook his head, and noticed that there was cold stone under his back. Now, what the hell was he doing, trying to sleep on a stone floor? Voices echoed in his head. He opened his eyes, saw a round face with great brown eyes framed in shaggy black hair and beard, peering down at him. The head swam away, and gray stone blocks reeled about him. He gasped, stared at the glint of light from a spearhead, and the room slowly steadied. A voice thundered in his ear. "He is a miracle, Sir Maris! He made me sweat!" A massive arm cradled Rod's head and shoulders, lifting them from the stone. Big Tom's great round face swam into view, brows knit with concern. "Be you well, master?" Rod grunted something, waving a hand and nodding. Then the shaggy head was there, too, a shaggy head with a chimpanzee's body, and a hand heavy with muscle clasped his. "Well fought, lad," rumbled BromO'Berin. "I've not had such a bout since I came to my manhood." Rod gripped the dwarf's hand and tried to grin. Then Sir Mans' scarred, white-bearded face bowed over him, his old hand clasping Rod's upper arm, lifting him to his feet. "Come, lad, stand tall! For you're a man of the Queen's army now!" "Queen's army!" boomed Brom, somehow up on the rafters again. The room rocked with his laughter. "Nay, SirMaris I claim this lad! 'Tis the Queen's own bodyguard for him!" "No, dammit, Big Tom! Get away from me with that thing!" "But, master!" Tom chased after him, holding up the breastplate. "You must wearsome armor!" "Give me one good reason why," Rod growled. "Why, to turn away arrows and swords, master!" "Swords I can turn easily enough with my own. Arrows I can duck. And against crossbow quarrels, it won't do a damn bit of good anyway! No, Big Tom! All it'll do is slow me down." The guard room door groaned on its hinges, boomed shut. Brom O'Berin stood watching them, fists on his hips, a silver glimmer draped over one shoulder. "How is this, Rod Gallowglass? Will you not wear the Queen's livery?" "I'll wear livery when you do, you motley manikin!" The dwarf grinned, teeth flashing white through the wilderness of beard. "A touch, a distinct touch! But I'm not a Guardsman, Rod Gallowglass; I'm a fool, and motley is fool's livery. Come, soldier, into your colors!" "Oh, I'll wear the Queen's colors well enough. Fact is, I'm kinda partial to purple and silver. Only thing I've got against them is that they're livery; but I'll wear 'em. But, dammit, Brom, I absolutely refuse to have anything to do with that damn sweatbox you call armor!" The dwarf's face sobered; he nodded slowly, his eyes holding Rod's. "Oh, aye. I had thought you to be of such persuasion." The silver cloth flew jingling from his shoulder, slapped against Rod's chest. Rod caught it, held it up, inspected it with a frown. "Will you wear a mail shirt, Rod Gallowglass?" "I'd as soon wear a hair shirt," Rod growled; but he wriggled into the iron vest. "Good fit," he muttered, and gave the mail shirt a baleful eye; but his chest expanded and his shoulders came back, almost as though he were strutting. His glance stabbed out at Brom O'Berin. "How is this, Brom? How come you'll let me get away without a breastplate? Out of uniform, aren't I?" "Not so," Brom rumbled, "for the armor is hidden under the livery. And you are the only man of the guard who would not wish plate armor." Rod looked at the little man out of the corner of his eye. "How'd you know I didn't want the breastplate?" Brom chuckled, deep in his beard. "Why, I've fought you, Rod Gallowglass, and 'twas well you fought me, in my own manner!" His smile disappeared. "Nay, you'd no sooner wear armor than I would." Rod scowled, studying the great bearded face. "You don't quite trust me yet, do you?" Brom smiled, a tight grimace of irony. "Rod Gal-lowglass, there's no man I trust, and I regard any Queen's Guard with suspicion till he has given his life to save hers." Rod nodded. "And how many is that?" Brom's eyes burned into his. "Seven," he said. "In the last year, seven Guards have I come to trust." Rod jerked the left side of his mouth into a hard smile. He caught up the silver-on-purple doublet, shrugged into it. "So if you really come to think highly of me, you may let me taste the Queen's food to see if it's poisoned." "Nay," Brom growled. "That pleasure is mine, mine to me alone." Rod was silent a moment, looking into the little man's eyes. "Well," he said, and turned away to buckle on the purple cloak. "I notice you're still alive." Brom nodded. "Though 'tis several times I've been ill—ill for fair, my lad. But I seem to have the knack of telling poison by taste; I need not wait for death's proof." He grinned, and strode across the floor to slap at Rod's iron-clad belly. "But come, there's no cause to be glum! All you'll have to face is swords, and perhaps now and again a crossbow, so be of good cheer." "Oh, I'm just trembling with eagerness," Rod muttered. Brom pivoted, headed for the door. "But now to the Queen's council chamber! Come, I'll show you your station." He spun, arm pointing at Big Tom. "You there, man Tom! Back to the barracks with you; your master will call you at need." Tom looked to Rod for confirmation; Rod nodded. Brom slammed the door open and strode through. Rod shook his head, smiling, and followed. The Queen's council chamber was a large, round room, mostly filled with a great round table twenty feet in diameter. There were ponderous doors at the south, east, and west points of the compass; the north point was taken up by a yawning fireplace, crackling with a small bonfire. The walls were hung with gaudy tapestries and rich furs. A great shield blazoned with the royal arms hung over the fireplace. The ceiling arched concave, almost a dome, crossed by great curving beams. The table was polished walnut. Around it sat the twelve Great Lords of the realm: the Duke Di Medici, the Earl of Romanoff, the Duke of Gloucester, the Prince Borgia, the Earl Marshall, Duke Stewart, the Duke of Bourbon, the Prince Hapsburg, Earl Tudor, the Baronet of Ruddigore, the Duke of Savoy, and the great grizzled old Duke of Loguire. All were there, Rod saw, listening to a herald read their names from a scroll—all except the Queen, Catharine Plantagenet. Mulling over the list of names the elite of the Emigres had chosen for themselves, Rod decided that they had been not only romantics, but also genuine crackpots. Plantagenet forsooth! Next to each of the great lords sat a slight, wiry, wizened little man, an old man; each had an almost emaciated face, with burning blue eyes, and a few wisps of hair brushed flat over a leathery skull. Councillors? Rod wondered. Strange that they all looked so much alike… All sat in massive, ornately carved, dark-wood chairs. A larger, gilded chair stood vacant at the east point of the table. A drum rolled, a trumpet sneezed, and the lords and councillors rose to their feet. The great double leaves of the east door boomed wide, and Catharine stepped into the chamber. Rod was stationed at the side of the west door; he had an excellent view, one which gave his heart pause. A cloud of silver hair about a finely chiseled, pouting face; great blue eyes and rosebud lips; and a slender child's body, budding breasts and kitten hips under clinging silk, molded tighter to her by the wide belt of her girdle, a Y from hips to floor. She sat in the vacant chair, hands gripping the arm rests, back braced stiff against the gilded wood. Brom O'Berin hopped up onto a stool at her right. Directly across from her, at the west point of the table, sat the Duke Loguire. His councillor leaned close, whispering. The Duke shushed him impatiently. Brom O'Berin nodded to a herald. "The Queen's Grand Council is met," the herald cried. "The high and great of the land of Gramarye are gathered. Let all among them who seek redress of wrongs petition now the Queen, in the presence of their peers." Silence filled the room. The Duke of Bourbon stirred uneasily and coughed. Brom's head swiveled to the man. "My lord of Bourbon," he rumbled, "will you address the Queen?" Slowly, the Duke rose. His doublet was blazoned with fleurs-de-lis, but his hair and moustache were blond. "Your Majesty," said the Duke, bowing gravely to the Queen, "and my brother lords." He nodded his head toward the table in general, then lifted his chin, straightening his shoulders. "I must protest," he growled. Catharine tilted her back so that she gave the impres-sion of looking down her nose at the tall nobleman. "What must you protest, my lord?" The Duke of Bourbon looked down at the walnut tabletop. "Since our ancestors came from beyond the stars, the peasants have been subject to their lords; and the lords have been subject to the Great Lords. The Great Lords, in their turn, are subject to the King… the Queen," he amended, with a slight bow to Catharine. Her lips pressed into a tight, thin line, but she took the slight with good grace. "This," the Duke resumed, "is the natural order of mankind, that each man be subject to the man above him; that justice and order be the concern of the lord; within his demesne, he is, and should be, the law, subject, of course, to the Queen." Again the polite nod to Catharine, and again, she accepted the slight; but her hands pinched the arms of the chair so tightly the knuckles turned white. "Yet now your Majesty would overturn this great and lasting order, and force upon us judges of your own appointing to dispense justice within our demesnes, judges subject only to yourself. This, though it be contrary to the wisdom of your father, noble Queen, and his father before him, and all your ancestors from the beginning of your line. If I may speak plainly, I find it almost a mockery of your great and noble forebears; and, speaking for myself, I cannot abide this peasant underling of yours, who thinks to lord it over me in my own manor!" He finished almost in a shout, glaring red-faced at the Queen. "Are you done?" asked Catharine in a tone she'd been keeping in cold storage for just such an occasion. Slowly, the Duke of Bourbon bowed his head. "I am." He sat. Catharine closed* her eyes a moment, then looked to Brom O'Berin and nodded, almost imperceptibly. Brom stood. "Do any speak in support of my lord of Bourbon?" A young man with fiery red hair came to his feet. "I agree with all that my lord of Bourbon has said. I will add, moreover, that the Queen might do well to consider the question of the corruptibility of her appointed judges; for a man without lands or means, and no family name to uphold, might easily be tempted to sell his justice." "If they do," Catharine snapped, "they shall be hanged from the highest gallows; and the men they have wronged shall serve for their executioners." She was silent for the space of three breaths, eyes locked with the young nobleman's; then Brom O'Berin growled, "Our thanks to the noble Duke of Savoy." The young man bowed, and sat. "Who else will speak in favor of my lords of Bourbon and Savoy?" One by one, the other ten lords rose to second the Duke of Bourbon. The Queen's Grand Council was unanimously against her. Catharine held her eyes closed a moment; her lips pressed tight. She looked up to sweep the table with a glare. "My lords, I am deeply grieved to find you all so much opposed to the Queen's justice." She gave them a brittle smile. "I thank you for your The noblemen stirred in their seats, muttering to one another in low, husky voices. They seemed to comprise one large, restless animal, growling. The old Duke of Loguire rose slowly, and leaned heavily on the table. "My Queen," he rumbled, "consider: even kings may fault in judgment, and you are young in statecraft yet. It is known that many minds together may come to clearer knowledge than one mind alone; and here are gathered with you twelve men of most ancient and honorable lineage, of families grown hoary in statecraft; old men of old families; and, it is to be hoped, wise with the weight of their years. Will you persist in your course, when so many are so sure that you are wrong?" Catharine's face was pale, almost dead white. Her eyes were burning. "I will," she said quietly. The Lord Loguire held her eyes for a long moment, then slowly sat. Catharine surveyed the faces around her, taking time to look deep into each pair of eyes. Then, lifting her chin, she said, "My judges will remain on your estates, my lords. As to their corruptibility, you will find them almost saintly in their disregard for money, wine, and… comforts. They care for one thing only, and that is justice." She paused to let her words sink in; and Rod noted tha there were several beet-red faces among the great lords. At a rough guess, he decided, justice had not been quite as pure as it might have been on some of their estates. The Duke Loguire did not have a red face. The only emotion Rod could read in him was grief. "This whole matter of the judges is, however, secondary to the purpose for which I have called you here today." Catharine smiled, with more than a hint of malice. Heads jerked up in alarm, all around the board. Brom O'Berin looked more shocked than any. Apparently Catharine had not consulted with her Prime Councillor; even Brom was due for a surprise. Each lord bent his head for a quick, whispered conference with his councillor; and the looks of alarm on their faces deepened into sullen anger. "On each of your estates," said Catharine, "there is a monastery. You have been accustomed to appointing the priests for the parishes of your demesnes from your own monasteries." She looked down at the tabletop for a moment, then lifted her head again. "Here in this castle I am gathering the best theologians of all the monasteries. You shall choose young brothers from your monks, one for each of your parishes, and send them here to me, to be trained by my monks. If in any case I do not approve of your choice in young men, I shall send them back to you, and demand others in their places. When they have finished their studies and taken their Orders, I shall return them to you, to be your parish priests." The lords slammed to their feet, shouting and gesturing, fists thudding on the table. Catharine's voice crackled into the uproar. "Enough! Be still!" Slowly, one by one, the Great Lords fell into sullen silence and sank back into their seats, glaring. But their councillors' faces seemed lit with a suppressed joy; their eyes were burning, and each face held a smile just short of a grin. "I have spoken," Catharine said, voice and eyes both chill. "It shall be done." Trembling, the old Lord Loguire rose. "Will your Majesty not—" "I will not." Brom O'Berin cleared his throat. "If your Majesty will permit—" "I will not." Silence sat over the council chamber. Once again, Catharine surveyed the faces of her lords and their councillors. Then, turning to her left, she bowed her head. "My Lord Loguire." The old nobleman rose, his jaw clamped tight under the grizzled beard, his liver-spotted fist palsied with barely-held anger. He drew back the great, gilded chair, and Catharine rose. He stepped back to his place. Catharine turned away, and the great oak doors were thrown wide. Guardsmen fell in before and behind her. She paused in the doorway, and turned. "Consider, my lords," she said, "and consent; for you cannot stand against me." The great doors slammed behind her. The council chamber burst into pandemonium. "Oh, come off it! It's the classic pattern, right down to the last look of outrage!" His day's duty done, Rod was ridingFess back to the inn, bent on picking up a little gossip and a lot of beer. Big Tom was tending the home fires at the Royal Castle, with orders to keep his ears open for juicy tidbits of information. "I disagree, Rod. It's the classic pattern with something added." "Bull! It's a simple, premature attempt at centralization of authority. She's trying to unify Gramarye under one law and one ruler, instead of twelve near-independent dukedoms. This business with the judges is that, and nothing more. Five'll get you ten some of those dukes have been playing god on their estates, forcing half the women to sleep with them and overtaxing everybody and anything else that occurred to them. Catharine's a reformer, that's all; she's trying to cure all the evils she can find by making herself the only law in Gramarye—and she won't make it. The noblemen just won't stand for it. She might have gotten away with the judges; but this business with the priests'll bring on a rebellion for sure. Priests have more influence over the people than any other officials in this kind of society. If she makes them responsible to her, and only her, she's really pulling the noblemen's teeth, and they know it. And they won't give up without a fight." "So far, I'll agree with you," the robot said. "So far, it is the classic pattern, closely resembling the attempt of the English King John to centralize his nation before such a project could succeed." "Yes." Rod nodded. "And we can hope that, like King John's noblemen, the great dukes will insist on a Magna Carta." "But…" Rod assumed a look of martyr-like patience. "But what, Fess?" "But there is a foreign element: a group of councillors to the Great Lords, a group that seems to be very cohesive." Rod frowned. "Well, yes. There is that." "And from what you tell me of the scene after Catharine left…" "Yü!" Rod shuddered. "It was just as though she'd thrown down a gauntlet, and all the dukes were out to see who'd get the honor of taking it up. The girl might know some elementary political science, but she sure doesn't know any diplomacy! She was just daring them to fight her!" "Yes, and the councillors were egging them on very nicely—each one councilling his lord not to fight, because he was too weak… and then telling them that if he must fight, he'd better ally with the other lords, because each was too weak to stand alone. Expert use of reverse psychology. One would almost think the councillors were out to eliminate central authority completely." "Yes…" Rod frowned, musing. "That's not quite normal to this kind of society, is it, Fess?" "No, Rod. The theory of anarchy does not usually arise until the culture has attained a much higher degree of technology." Rod chewed at his lip. "Outside influence, maybe?" "Perhaps. And that brings us to the popular totalitarian movement: another anomaly. No, Rod, this is not the classic pattern." "No, dammit. We've got three groups contending for power: the peasants, the dukes and their councillors, and the Queen and whoever supports her. That support seems to be limited to Brom O'Berin at the moment." "Totalitarians, anarchists, and the Queen in the middle,"Fess murmured. "Which one "Catharine, dammit!" Rod grinned. "I'm out to plant the seeds of democracy; and it looks like the only chance to do that is to engineer a constitutional monarchy." "I might be mistaken," Fess murmured, "But I do believe you're delighted to find you must support her." Around them the few lights were dimmed by the night mist, a wall of fog thirty feet away. Rod rode alone through a world of smoke; Fess's hooves rang strangely weird in the echoing silence. A long yell split the night, followed by the slapping clash of swords. "A rescue, a rescue!" a young voice cried. Rod froze, hand on the pommel of his sword; then he dug his heels into Fess's metal sides, and the great black horse sprang toward the ruckus. A torch smoldered red through the fog at the mouth of an alley. There, under its smoky light, one man battled three, his back against the wall. Rod bellowed and landed horse and all in the middle of the melee. He laid about him with the flat of his sword, howling like an Indian studying to be a Confederate soldier. He yanked the dagger from the small of his back, just in time to catch a rapier coming at him from his left. His own sword swung in an arc over his head and clashed against steel as his opponent caught the blow. Then steel points were jabbing up at him like saw-grass. Rod was forced back on the defensive, swatting the blades aside. But the intended victim let loose a yell that would have shamed a banshee and waded in from the rear. All at once the three swords fell away, their owners pelting down the alley. Rod sat a moment dazed; then he yelled, andFess sprang after the retreating figures. But they gained the dark at the end of the alley; and when Rod caught up, the stones were empty. It was a dead end; they had gone through one of the shadowed, evil-smelling doorways. Their would-be victim came running up behind, looked about, and panted. "Gone, and no use to seek them further. They'll be five leagues away in as many minutes." Rod swore and slapped his sword back into its scabbard. He winced, and touched his forearm gingerly; one of the rapier-points had slashed through his doublet and sliced his skin. He turned to the stranger. "You all right?" The young man nodded, sheathing his sword. Rod looked down into an open, snub-nosed, blue-eyed face with a grin that flashed white through the fog. The cheekbones were high, and the eyes large and wide, with a look of innocence. Blond hair was cropped round in a bowl cut. It was a young, inexperienced, very handsome face—Rod felt a surge of resentment. He swung down from his horse. The top of the youth's head was about on a level with Rod's eyes; but what the boy lacked in height, he made up in bulk. A barrel chest swelled into bull shoulders, a good six inches wider than Rod's. The arms would have looked more appropriate on a bear or gorilla; and the legs were too small tree trunks, rammed into narrow hips. He wore a leather jerkin over a white shirt, a wide black belt, hose, and high, soft boots. He frowned, seeing the blood on Rod's sleeve. "You're hurt." Rod snorted. "A scratch," he said, and fumbled in Fess's saddlebag for an antiseptic bandage. He wound the bandage around his forearm, threw the youth a hard grin. "You can pay the tailor bill, though." The boy nodded, blue eyes sober. "That will I gladly; for they would have cut my heart out, had it not been for your timely rescue. Tuan McReady stands in your debt." Rod looked him up and down, nodding slowly. A good kid, he thought. He held out his hand. "Rod Gallowglass, at your service; and there's no debt involved. Always glad to help one against three." " Ah, but debt there is!" said the boy, clasping Rod's hand with a grip like a sentimental vise. "You must, at the least, let me buy you a tankard of ale!" Rod shrugged. "Why not? I was on my way to an inn just now, anyway; come on along!" To his surprise, Tuan hesitated. "By your leave, good Master Gallowglass… there is only one house in this town where I am welcomed. All others have known my custom of old, and"—the round face suddenly broke into a grin—"my manner of living does not please the peaceful and proper." Rod grimaced, nodding. " The route to Tuan's inn was somewhat out of keep-ing with his well-bred looks. They dogged down two dark alleys, wriggled through a weathered brick wall, and came out in a wide, moonlit courtyard that had been elegant in its day. That day must have been a century or two in the past. The remains of a fountain burbled in the center of cracked flagstones, sending up a stench redolent of primitive plumbing. Weeds, themselves in a state of dire poverty, poked through the paving everywhere. The brick of the walls was cracked and split, the mortar crumbling. Heaps of garbage lay by the walls and in the corners, with stray mounds of refuse here and there about the yard. The inn itself was a rotting granite block with tumbledown eaves. The overhanging second story was propped up with roughhewn timbers, not to be trusted due to the infirmities of age. The windows were boarded over, the boards split, moldy, and fungoid. The massive oak door was the only sound piece of wood in sight, and even it was sagging. "Ah, they tolerate your behavior here?" Rod asked, surveying the stagnant courtyard as Tuan knocked on the door with the hilt of his dagger. "Tolerate, yes," said Tuan, "though even their hospitality is sometimes strained." Rod felt a chill between his shoulder blades and wondered just what kind of mild-mannered youth he'd run into. Tuan knocked again. Rod wondered that he expected an answer; not a gleam of light showed through the sagging window boards. By the look of it, the place must be totally deserted. But the door began to move, and groaned that it was going on strike for an oil break, till it was open just wide enough to admit the two men. "Your host," said Tuan cheerily, "The Mocker." A gnarled, hunched, dessicated travesty of a human being peered around the door, making gobbling sounds in its throat. One ear was cauliflower, and the other was gone; a few strands of greasy hair straggled over a scabby skull. The nose was bulbous, the smouth a slash in a mass of warts, the eye malevolent, gleaming slits. It was dressed in a collection of tatters and patches that might once have laid claim to being a doublet and hose, sagging badly on the scarecrow figure. The troll scurried away into the foul-smelling dark of its lair. Tuan strode through the door, following. Rod took a deep breath, squared his shoulders, and looked back over his shoulder to make sure Fess was still standing there, by the fountain, head lowered in a good imitation of a horse grazing. For a moment, Rod envied the robot his ability to cut off his olfactory receptors. Then, lifting his chin, he followed Tuan into the inn. The door ground shut behind him; there was a scurrying sound as the Mocker ran ahead to open another door. This one opened easily, slammed back against the wall, flooding them with a blaze of torchlight and gales of coarse, bawdy laughter. Rod stared. They stepped through the door, and Rod looked about him. It was a great common room, with four roaring open fires and score upon score of torches bracketed along the walls. Roasting meat hung over the fires; waiters wove their way through the crowd with tankards of ale and wine from two huge, flowing kegs that dominated the far side of the room. The clientele were the lees of the city. Their clothes were crusted, patched castoffs. Their bodies bore the marks of primitive justice: this one was missing an ear, that one an eye. Their faces were disfigured and scarred by disease. Yet here in their own den they roared merrily; all of them grinned, though malice glinted in their eyes as they looked at Rod. But the malice faded, was transmuted into something almost like worship, as they looked at young Tuan. "It is said," and the boy smiled, "that there is no honor among thieves; but there is at least kinship here, among the beggars of Gramarye. Welcome, Rod Gal-lowglass, to the House of Clovis." The hair at the base of Rod's skull prickled. He remembered the torchlight mob he had seen on the waterfront the night before. His eyes widened; he stared at Tuan. He couldn't be. He couldn't be. Oh, but he could. Yes, he could. Tuan McReady was the young rabble-rouser who'd been haranguing the mob to march on the castle. This apple-cheeked, wholesome youth was top rat in the local sewer. The crowd broke into a raucous, cheering clamor, welcoming their Galahad. Tuan grinned and waved. A slight flush crept up from his collar. He seemed almost embarrassed by the reception. He led Rod to a dark corner at the back of the hall. He hadn't said a word to the Mocker, but two steaming mugs of mulled wine thumped down on the table almost as they sat. The landlord scuttled away without pay. Rod watched him go, one eyebrow lifted in cynicism. He turned to Tuan. "You don't use money here?" "None." Tuan smiled. "All who come to the House of Clovis bring what little money they have. It is put into a common chest, and meat and wine given out to all according to their needs." "And a place to sleep, I suppose?" "Aye, and clothing. It is poor fare by a gentleman's standards; but it is great wealth to these my poor brethren." Rod studied Tuan's face and decided the boy might have meant it when he said brethren. He sat back and crossed his legs. "Would you call yourself a religious man?" "I?" Tuan tried to choke back a laugh and almost succeeded. "Oh, nay! Would that I were; but I have not seen the inside of a church for three score and more Sundays!" So, Rod noted, his motive for helping the poor probably wasn't too hypocritical, whatever else it might be. He looked into his mug. "So you feed and clothe all these people out of the pennies they bring you, eh?" "Nay, that is but a beginning. But with that much earnest proof of our good intentions, our noble Queen found us worthy of a livelihood." Rod stared. "You mean the Queen is putting the lot of you on the dole?" Tuan grinned with mischief. "Aye, though she knows not whom she aids. She knows not the House of Clovis by name, knows only that she gives the good Brom O'Berin moneys to care for her poor." "And Brom gives it to you." "Aye. And for his part, he is grateful that there are fewer thievings and murders among the dark alleys." Rod nodded. "Very shrewd. And this whole setup is your idea, is it?" "Oh, nay! 'Twas the Mocker who thought of it; but none would give ear to him." Rod stared. "The Mocker? You mean that twisted fugitive from the late show is boss of this operation?" Tuan frowned, shaking his head. "Men will not follow him, friend Gallowglass; there is nothing of governance in him. He is host, keeping the inn, doling out goods as they are needed — a steward, and only a steward, but a good one. You will find him a sharper clerk than any; aye, even the Queen's Lord Exchequer." "I see, just a steward." Rod leaned back, rubbing his chin. "And you manage to keep them in this decadent luxury with only the alms the beggars bring in?Plus the Queen's shilling, of course." Tuan grinned sheepishly and leaned forward, nodding. " Tis not easy done, friend Gallowglass. These beggars are loath to let any man rule them. It is tedious labor, cajoling, threatening, flattering—a man grows a-weary of it. Yet it is well worth the doing." Rod nodded. "It would take a man with no false pride, and less false humility, and one who could see into his fellow's heart." Tuan blushed. "Such a man," saidRod, "could make himself king of the beggars." But Tuan shook his head, eyes closed. "No, there is no king here, friend Gallowglass. A lord of the manor, perhaps, but naught more." "You don't want to be king?" Tuan's shoulders shrugged with a snort of laughter. "The beggars would not hear of it!" "That wasn't what I asked." Tuan's eyes locked with Rod's, the smile fading from the boyish face. Then Tuan caught Rod's meaning, and his eyes hardened. "Nay!" he spat. "I do not seek the throne." "Then why are you trying to lead the beggars against the Queen?" Rod rapped out. The smile eased across Tuan's face again; he sat back, looking very satisfied with himself. "Ah, you know of my plotting! Then may I ask of you outright, friend Rod, will you join with us when we march on the castle?" Rod felt his face setting like plaster. His eyes locked with Tuan's again; his voice was very calm. "Why me?" "We shall have need of as many friends in the Queen's Guard as we may have…" "You must already have quite a few," Rod murmured, "if you know already that I joined the Queen's Guard today." Tuan's grin widened; his eyelids drooped. A stray fact clicked into place in Rod's mind. "If I were to search through this hall," he said carefully, "would I find the three men who attacked you tonight?" Tuan nodded, eyes dancing. "A put-up job," Rod said, nodding with him. "A small performance, arranged solely for my benefit, with the single purpose of maneuvering me in here for a recruiting lecture. You Tuan blushed, and looked down. "But what if I don't want to join you, Tuan McReady? Will I leave the House of Clovis alive this night?" Tuan's head came up, eyes boring into Rod's. "Only," he said, "if you are an excellent swordsman, and a warlock to boot." Rod nodded slowly, the events of the past two days whirling through his mind. For a moment, he was tempted to join; he had no doubt that he could maneuver himself into the throne after the revolution. But no; what Tuan said was true. It took a man with an inborn gift of mass hypnotism to control the beggars. Rod might take the throne, but the beggars—and the Mocker, and whoever was behind him—would not let him keep it. No, the power structure had to stay the way it was; a constitutional monarchy was the only hope for democracy on this planet. Then, too, there was Catharine… Then the jarring note in the score of events caught Rod's ear. He was hung up on Catharine, probably; she was the Dream. But he had liked Tuan at first sight. How could he like them both if they were really working against one another? Of course, all Tuan's forthright charm might be an act, but somehow Rod doubted it. No. If Tuan had really wanted the throne, he could have wooed Catharine, and could have won her—Rod had no doubt about that. So Tuan was supporting the Queen. How he figured his demagoguery could help her, Rod couldn't figure, but somehow it made sense that Tuan believed he was. Then why the elaborate plot to get Rod into the House of Clovis? To test Rod, of course; to find out if he was to be trusted next to the Queen. Which made sense, if this kid had dealings with Brom O'Berin. It would be just like Brom to try to drum up popular support for the Queen in just this way—but why the propaganda for a march on the castle? Tuan probably had an answer to that one, and speak-ing of answers, it was about time Rod came up with one. He gave Tuan a savage grin and rose, with his hand on his sword. "No thanks. I'll take my chances with swordcraft and sorcery." Tuan's eyes lit with joy; he caught Rod's arm. "Well spoken, friend Gallowglass! I had hoped you would answer thus. Now sit, and hear the truth of my plot." Rod shook his hand off. "Draw," he said between his teeth. "Nay, nay! I would not draw 'gainst a friend. I have played a low trick on you, but you must not hold anger; 'twas for a good purpose. But sit, and I shall tell you." "I've heard all I want." Rod started to draw his sword. Tuan caught Rod's forearm again, and this time his hand wouldn't shake off. Rod looked into Tuan's eyes, jaw tightened and arm muscles straining; but slowly and steadily, his sword was forced back into its scabbard. "Sit," said Tuan, and he forced Rod back into his chair as easily as though Rod had been a child. "Now hear my plot." Tuan let go of Rod's arm and smiled, as warmly as though nothing had happened. "The Queen gives us money, and the beggars know that she gives it; but the taking of a gift raises only burning anger in the taker. If we would win friends for the Queen, we must find a way to transmute this anger to gratitude." Rod nodded, frowning. "Thus we must make the Queen's shilling something other than a gift." "And you found a way to do it." "Not I," Tuan confessed, "but the Mocker. "When is a gift not a gift?' he riddled me, and answered, 'Why, when 'tis a right.' " Tuan leaned back, spreading his hands. "And there you have it, so easily done. The beggars shall march to the castle and cry to the Queen that she owes them bread and meat, because it is their right. And she will give it to them, and they will be grateful." Rod smiled, rubbing his chin. "Very shrewd," he said, nodding, but to himself he added: But Tuan meant well. His intentions fairly gleamed. He was a little weak on political theory; but his intentions were fine. Rod raised his mug for a deep draught, then stared into it, watching the swirl of the heated wine. "Yet some say that the House of Clovis would pull Catharine off her throne." "Nay, nay!" Tuan stared, appalled. "I love the Queen!" Rod studied the boy's sincere, open face and made his own interpretation of the statement. He looked back into his mug. "So do I," he said, with more truth than he liked. "But even so, I'd have to admit she's, shall we say, not acting wisely." Tuan heaved a great sigh and clasped his hands. "That is true, most true. She means so well, but she does so badly." Tuan smiled sadly. "She seeks to undo in a day what ages of her grandsires have wrought. There is much evil in this kingdom, that I will gladly admit. But a pile of manure is not moved with one swing of a shovel." "True," Rod admitted, "and the saltpeter under it can be explosive." "The great lords do not see that she is casting out devils," Tuan went on. "They see only that she seeks to fill this land with one voice, and only one—and that hers." "Well"—Rod lifted his mug, face bleak with resignation—"here's to her; let's hope she makes it." "An' you think it possible," said Tuan, "tha'rt a greater fool than I; and I am known far and wide as a most exceptional fool." Rod lowered the mug untasted. "Are you speaking from a general conviction, or do you have some particulars in mind?" Tuan set one forefinger against the other. "A throne rests on two legs: "Thanks," said Rod with a bittersweet smile, "for letting me in on the secret." "Left to themselves," said Tuan, "the nobles might abide her for love of her father; but there are the councillors." "Yes." Rod caught his lower lip between'his teeth. "I take it the lords do whatever their councillors tell them?" "Or what they tell the lords "Durer?" Rod scowled. "Who's he?" "Councillor to my Lord Loguire." Tuan's mouth twisted, bitter. "He hath some influence with Loguire, which is a miracle; for Loguire is a most stubborn man. Thus, while Loguire lives, Catharine may stand. But when Loguire dies, Catharine falls; for Loguire's heir hates the Queen." "Heir?" Rod raised an eyebrow. "Loguire has a son?" "Two," said Tuan with a tight smile. "The younger is a fool, who loves his best enemy; and the elder is a hothead, who loves Durer's flattery. Thus, what Durer will say, Anselm Loguire will do." Rod raised his mug. "Let us wish the Loguire long life." "Aye," said Tuan, fervently. "For Anselm hath an ancient grievance against the Queen." Rod frowned. "What grievance?" "I know not." Tuan's face sagged till he looked like a bloodhound with sinus trouble. "I know not." Rdd sat back, resting one hand on the hilt of his sword. "So he and Durer both want the Queen's downfall. And the other nobles'll follow their lead—if old Loguire dies. So much for one leg of the throne. What's the other one?" " "Ah. Yes. Her… witches." Rod scowled, managing to look sharp-eyed and competent while his brain reeled. "For ages," said Tuan, "the witches have been put to the torture till they forswore the Devil, or have undergone the trial of water or, failing all else, been burned at the stake." For a moment, Rod felt a stab of compassion for generations of espers. "But the Queen harbors them now; and it is rumored by some that she is herself a witch." Rod managed to shake off his mental fog long enough to croak, "I take it this doesn't exactly inspire the people with unflagging zeal for the Queen and her cause." Tuan bit his lip. "Let us say that they are unsure…" "Scared as hell," Rod translated. "But I notice you didn't include the beggars as part of the people." Tuan shook hishead. "Nay, they are apart, frowned and spat upon by all. Yet of this flawed timber, I hope to carve a third leg for the Queen's throne." Rod digested the words, studying Tuan's face. He sat back in his chair, lifted his mug. "You just may have what the Queen needs, there." He drank. Lowering the mug, he said, "I suppose the councillors are doing everything they can to deepen the people's fear?" Tuan shook his head, brow wrinkled in puzzlement. "Nay, they do nothing of the sort. Almost, one would think, they do not know the people live." He frowned into his mug, sloshing the wine about inside. "Yet there is little need to tell the people they must fear." "They know it all too well already?" "Aye, for they have seen that all the Queen's witches cannot keep the banshee off her roof." Rod frowned, puzzled. "So let it wear a groove in the battlements if it wants to! It's not doing any harm, is it?" Tuan looked up, surprised. "Dost not know the meaning of the banshee, Rod Gallowglass?" Rod's stomach sank; nothing like displaying your ignorance of local legends when you're trying to be inconspicuous. "When the banshee appears on the roof," said Tuan, "someone in the house will die. And each time the banshee has walked the battlements, Catharine hath escaped death by a hair." "Oh?" Rod's eyebrows lifted. "Dagger? Falling tiles? Poison?" "Poison." Rod sat back, rubbing his chin. "Poison: the aristocrat's weapon; the poor can't afford it. Who among the great lords hates Catharine that much?" "Why, none!" Tuan stared, appalled. "Not one among them would stoop to poison, Rod Gallowglass; 'twould be devoid of honor." "Honor still counts for something here, eh?" Seeing the scandalized look on Tuan's face, Rod hurried on. "That lets out the noblemen; but someone on their side's up to tricks. Wouldn't be the councillors, would it?" Understanding and wary anger rose in Tuan's eyes. He sat back, nodding. "But what do they gain by her death?" Rod frowned. "Unless one of them wants to crown his lordling and be the King's Councillor…" Tuan nodded. "Mayhap all wish that, friend Gallowglass." Rod had a sudden vision of Gramarye carved up into twelve petty kingdoms, constantly warring against one another, each run by a warlord who was ruled by his councillor. Japanese usurpation, the man behind the throne, and anarchy. Anarchy. There was an outside force at work in Gramarye, agents with a higher technology and sophisticated political philosophies at work. The great nobles were slowly being divided, and the people were being set against the nobility, by means of the House of Clovis. The twelve petty kingdoms would be broken down to warring counties, and the counties to parishes, and so on until real anarchy prevailed. The councillors were the outside force, carefully engineering a state of anarchy. But why? And his top-priority goal was Catharine's death. The castle loomed up black against the sky as Rod rode back, but the drawbridge and portcullis were a blaze of torchlight. Fess's hooves thudded hollow on the drawbridge. A blob of shadow detached itself from the larger shadow of the gate, a shadow that reached up to clamp a hand on Rod's shin. "Hold, Rod Gallowglass!" Rod looked down and smiled, nodding. "Well met, Brom O'Berin." "Mayhap," said the dwarf, searching Rod's face. 'Thou must come before the Queen for this night's work, Rod Gallowglass." Rod was still wondering how Brom could have known where he'd been as they came to the Queen's audience chamber. Brom had a spy in the House of Clovis, of course; but how could the word have gotten back to Brom so fast? The door was massive, oak, iron-studded, and draped with velvet, the green and gold of the Queen's house. Brom ran a practiced eye over the two sentries, checking to see that all leather was polished and all metal gleaming. Rod gave them a nod; their faces turned to wood. Was he under suspicion of high treason? At Brom's nod, one Guardsman struck the door backhanded, three slow heavy knocks, then threw it wide. Rod followed Brom into the room. The door boomed shut behind them. The room was small but high-ceilinged, paneled in dark wood, lit only by four great candles that stood on a velvet-draped table in the center of the room, and by a small fire on the tiled hearth. A rich carpet covered the stone floor; tapestries hung on the walls. A huge bookcase filled the wall at the far end of th room. Two heavy carved armchairs stood at either side of the fireplace; two more were drawn up at the table. Catharine sat in one of these, head bent over a large old leather-bound book. Five or six more lay open on the table about her. Her blond hair fell unbound about her shoulders, contrasting with the dark russet of her gown. She lifted her head; her eyes met Rod's. "Welcome." Her voice was a gentle, slightly husky contralto, so different from the crisp soprano of the council chamber that Rod wondered, for a moment, if it could be the same woman. But the eyes were wary, arrogant. It was Catharine, all right. But the heavy crown lay on the table beside her, and she seemed smaller, somehow. "Hast been to the House of Clovis?" she demanded. Her eyes read like a subpoena. Rod showed his teeth in a mock-grin and inclined his head in a nod. " 'Tis even as you said, my Queen." Brom's voice had a grim overtone. "Though how you knew—" "—is not your affair, Brom O'Berin." She threw the dwarf a glare; Brom smiled gently, bowed his head. "How?" Rod snorted. "Why, spies of course. A very excellent spy service, to get the word back to her so fast." "Nay." Brom frowned, puzzled. "Our spies are few enough, for loyalty is rare in this dark age; and we keep no spies at all at the House of Clovis." "No spies," Catharine agreed, "and yet I know that thou hast had words with Tuan of the beggars this day." Her voice softened; her eyes were almost gentle as she looked at the dwarf. "Brom… ?" The dwarf smiled, bowed his head, and turned to the door. He struck the wood with the heel of his hand. The door swung open; Brom turned with one foot on the threshold, and a malevolent glare stabbed at Rod from under the bushy eyebrows; then the door slammed behind him. Catharine rose, glided to the fireplace. She stood staring at the flames, hands clasped at her waist. Her shoulders sagged; and for a moment, she looked so small and forlorn—and so beautiful, with the firelight streaming up like a mist about her face and shoulders—that Rod's throat tightened inan old, familiar way. Then her shoulders straightened, and her head snapped around toward him. "You are not what you seem, Rod Gallowglass." Rod stared. Catharine's hand strayed to her neck, playing with a locket at her throat. Rod cleared his throat, a trifle nervously..-*'Here I am, just a simple blank-shield soldier, just carrying out my orders and taking my pay, and three times in thirty hours I get accused of being something mysterious." "Then I must needs think that it is true." Catharine's mouth twisted in a mocking smile. She sat in one of the great oaken chairs, grasping the arms tightly, and studied Rod for a few moments. "What are you, Rod Gallowglass?" Rod spread his arms in a shrug, trying to look the picture of offended innocence. "A blank shield, my Queen! A soldier of fortune, no more!" " 'No more,' " Catharine mimicked, malice in her eyes. "What is your profession, Rod Gallowglass?" Rod scowled, beginning to feel like the rodent half of a game of cat-and-mouse. "A soldier, my Queen." "This is your avocation," she said, "your pleasure and your game. Tell me now your profession." The woman was a) uncanny; and b) a bitch, Rod decided. Trouble was, she was a beautiful bitch, and Rod had a weakness. His brain raced; he discarded several lies and chose the most obvious and least plausible. "My profession is the preserving of your Majesty's life." "Indeed!" Catharine mocked him with her eyes. "And who hath trained you to that profession? Who is so loyal to me that he would send you?" Suddenly, Rod saw through the mocking and the belligerence. It was all a mask, a shield; behind it lay a very frightened, very lonely little girl, one who wanted someone to trust, craved someone to trust. But there had been too many betrayals; she couldn't let herself trust any more. He looked into her eyes, giving her his gentlest, most sincere gaze, and said in his best couch-side manner," I call no man master, my Queen. It is myself who has sent me, out of love for Catharine the Queen and loyalty to the nation of Gramarye." Something desperate flickered in her eyes; her hands clutched at the chair arms. "Love," she murmured. Then the mockery was back in her eyes. "Yes, love—for Catharine She looked away, into the fire. "Be that as it may. But I think you are in most comely truth a friend— though why I believe that, I cannot say." "Oh, you may be sure that I am!" Rod smiled. "You knew that I was at the House of Clovis, though you couldn't say how, and you were right about that." "Be still!" she snapped. Then slowly her eyes lifted to his. "And what affairs took you to the House of Clovis this night?" Was she a mind reader, maybe? Rod scratched along his jaw; the bone-conduction microphone would pick up the sound… "There's some confusion Festering in my mind," he said. "How did you know I was at the House of Clovis?" "Here, Rod," a voice murmured behind his ear. Catharine gave him a look that fairly dripped with contempt. "Why, I knew you spoke with Tuan Loguire. Then where could you be but the House of Clovis?" Very neat—only how had she known he was with Tuan… Loguire? Loguire! Rod stared. "Excuse me, but—uh—did you say Tuan Catharine frowned. "I thought his name was, uh—McReady." Catharine almost laughed. "Oh, nay! He is the second son of Milord Loguire! Did you not know?" Second son! Then Tuan was himself the man he had been condemning for a fool! And his big brother was the man who had "an ancient grievance 'gainst the Queen," and was a major threat to the throne. "No," said Rod, "I did not know." Fess' voice murmured, "Data indicate existence of excellent intelligence system." Rod groaned mentally. Robots were a great help! He pursed his lips, staring at Catharine. "You say you have no spies in the House of Clovis," he said, "and if I assume that you speak the truth, then that means…" He left the sentence hanging; Fess would fill in the blank. There was a moment of silence; then a loud hum behind Rod's ear, ended in a sharp click. Rod cursed mentally. If Catharine had no spies, she logically couldn't have known what she did know. He'd given Fess another paradox, and the robot's circuits had overloaded. Epileptic robots could be very inconvenient. Catharine glared at him. "Of a certainty, I speak truth!" "Oh, I never doubted!" Rod held up a hand. "But you are a ruler, and you were reared to it; one of the first lessons you must have learned was lying with a straight face." Catharine's face froze; then, slowly, she bent her head, looking down at her hands. When she looked up, her face was drawn; the mask had been stripped away, and her eyes were haunted. "Once again, my knowledge was true," she murmured. "You know more than soldiering, Rod Gallowglass." Rod nodded heavily. He'd made another slip; blank-shield soldiers don't know politics. "Then tell me," she murmured, "how you came to the House of Clovis, this night." "My Queen," Rod said gravely, "one man was set upon by three, in an alley. I helped him out; he took me to the House of Clovis to tell me his thanks with a glass of wine. That is how I came to meet Tuan Loguire." Her brows drew together in an anxious little frown. "If I might but credit your words with truth," she murmured. She rose and went to the fireplace. All at once, her shoulders slumped, her head bowed forward. "I shall need all my friends in this hour that comes upon us," she murmured, voice husky, "and I think thou art the truest of my friends, though I cannot say why." She raised her head to look at him, and he saw with a shock that her eyes swam with tears. "There are still some to guard me," she said, her voice so low he could scarcely hear; but her eyes shone through the tears, and an invisible band tightened around Rod's chest. His throat tightened, too; his eyes were burning. She turned away, biting her clenched fist. After a moment, she spoke again, her voice trembling. "The time shall come soon when each of the Great Lords shall declare himself for or against me; and I think they will be few who ride to my standard." She turned, came toward him again, eyes alight and a shy, trembling smile on her lips. Rod rose to meet her, staring, fascinated, heart pounding in his ears. She stopped just before him, one hand touching the locket at her throat again, and whispered, "Will you stand by my side in that day, Rod Gallowglass?" Rod nodded awkwardly and garbled out something affirmative. At that particular moment, his answer would probably have been the same if she'd requested his soul. Then, suddenly, she was in his arms, lithe and squirming, and her lips were moist and full on his own. Some timeless while later, she lowered her head and moved reluctantly away, holding to his arms as if to steady herself. "Nay, but I am a weak woman," she murmured, exultant. "Gonow,RodGallowglass, with the thanks of a queen." She said something else, but Rod didn't quite follow it; and, somehow, he was on the other side of the door, walking down a wide, cold, torchlit corridor. He stopped, shook himself, made a brave try at collecting his wits, and went on down the hall with a step that was none too firm. He stumbled and caught himself; his stumbling block shoved a hand against his hip to steady him. "Nay, mind thy great feet," grumbled Brom O'Berin, "ere thou trip headlong and foul the paving." The dwarf studied Rod's eyes anxiously; he found whatever he was looking for someplace between iris and cornea, and nodded, satisfied. He reached up to grab Rod's sleeve and turned away, guiding him down the hall. "What had you from Catharine, Rod Gallowglass?" "Had from her?" Rod frowned, eyes unfocused. "Well, she took my pledge of loyalty…" "Ah!" Brom nodded, as though in commiseration. "What more could you ask, Rod Gallowglass?" Rod gave his head a quick shake, eyes opening wide. What the hell more could he ask, anyway? What in heaven's name had he expected? And what, in the seventh smile of Cerebus, was he getting moon-eyed for? His jaw tightened, sullen anger rising in him. This bitch was nothing to him—just a pawn in the Great Game, a tool that might be used to establish a democracy. And what the hell was he getting angry about? He had no right to that, either… Hell! He needed a little objective analysis! "Fess!" He meant it as a mutter, but it came out as a shout. Brom O'Berin scowled up at him. "What is a fess?" "An unreliable gear train with a slipped cam," Rod improvised. Where the hell was that damn robot, anyway? Then he remembered. Fess had had a seizure. But Brom had stopped, and was studying Rod's face with his ultra-suspicious look. "What are these words, Rod Gallowglass? What is a gear train? And what is a cam?" Rod pressed his lips together and mentally recited the books of the Bible. He met Brom's eyes. "A gear train is the pack mule a knight uses to carry his armor and weapons," he growled, "and a cam is a half-witted squire." Brom scowled, puzzled. "Half-witted?" "Well, some kind of an eccentric. In my case, it all adds up to a horse." "A horse?" Brom stared, completely at sea. "Yes. My horse, Fess. The sum and total of my worldly goods and supporting personnel. Also the only soul—well, consciousness, anyway—that I can tell my troubles to." Brom caught at the last phrase and held to it with all the vigor of a drowning man. His eyes softened; he smiled gently. "You are of us now, Rod Gallowglass, of we few who stand by the Queen." Rod saw the sympathy in Brom's eyes and wondered what bound the deformed little man to Catharine's service—and suddenly hated Catharine againfor being the kind of bitch that enjoyed using men. He set off down the hall, striding long. Brom marched double-time to keep up with him. "Unless I miss in my judgment of a man," Rod growled through his teeth, "the Queen has another friend in the House of Clovis; yet she calls him her enemy. Why is that, Brom? Is it just because he's the son of her enemy the Duke of Loguire?" Brom stopped him with a hand on his hip and looked up into Rod's eyes with a half-smile. "Not enemy, Rod Gallowglass, but one that she loves well: her uncle, blood-kin, who gave her sanctuary and cared for her five years while her father tamed the rebel Northern lordlings." Rod raised his head slowly, keeping his eyes on Brom O'Berin's. "She chooses strange ways to show her love." Brom nodded. "Aye, most truly strange, yet doubt not she loves them, both the Duke and his son Tuan." He held Rod's eyes a moment, not speaking. He turned away, pacing slowly down the hall. Rod watched him a moment, then followed. "It is a long tale, and a snarled one," Brom murmured as Rod caught up with him. "And the end and beginning and core of it is Tuan Loguire." "The beggar king?" "Aye." Brom nodded heavily. "The lord of the House of Clovis." "And one who loves the Queen." "Oh, aye!" Brom threw his head back, rolling his eyes upward. "One who loves her right well, be certain; he will tell you as much!" "But you don't believe him?" Brom locked his hands behind his back and stamped as he walked, head bowed. "He is either truthful, Rod Gallowglass, or a most excellent liar; and if he lies, he has learned the way of it right quick. He was trained only in truth, in the house of his father. Yet he is lord of the House of Clovis, of they who claim the ruler should be chosen as the ancient King Clovis was, or as they say he was—by the acclamation of those whom he rules." "Well, they've warped history a little bit there," Rod muttered. "But I take it their plans calls for pulling Catharine off her throne?" "Aye; and how can I then believe him when he says that he loves her?" Brom shook his head sadly. "He is a most worthy young man, high-minded and honest; and a troubador who will sing you the beauties of milady's eyetooth as quick as he will twist the sword from your hands with his rapier. He was always a gentleman withal, and in him was nothing of deception." "Sounds like you knew him pretty well." "Oh, aye! I did, most surely I did ! But do I know him now?" Brom heaved a sigh, shaking his head. "They met when she was but seven years of age, and he but eight, at the keep of Milord Lo-guire in the South, where her father had sent her for safety. There two children met and frolicked and played—under my eye, for I was ever a-watch over them. They were the only two of their age in the whole of the castle, and"—he smiled, and gave a bitter laugh—"I was a miracle, a grown man who was smaller than they." Brom smiled, throwing his head back, looking past the stones of the hall into the years that were dead. "They were so innocent then, Rod Gallowglass! So innocent, aye, and so happy! And he worshiped her; he would pluck the flowers for her crown, though the gardener scolded him. Did the sun chasten her? He would put up a canopy of leaves! Had she broken milady's crystal goblet? He would claim the "fault" for his own! "Spoiled her rotten," Rod muttered. "Aye; but he was not the first to play Tom Fool for her; for even then, she was a most beautiful princess, Rod Gallowglass. "Yet over their happiness stood a dark, brooding shadow, a lad of fourteen, heir to the keep and estates. Anselm Loguire. He would look down from the tower, watch them at play in their garden, his face twisted and knotted all sour; and he alone in the land hated Catharine Plantagenet—why, no man can say." "And he still hates her?" "Aye; and let us therefore wish my lord of Loguire long life. "For near to five years Anselm's hatred did fester; but then at long last he did stand triumphant. For the lords of the North were subdued, and her father called for her to be brought again to his side, here in his castle. And then did they vow, Tuan and Catharine, she at eleven and he twelve, that they would never forget, that she would wait till he came for her." Brom shook his great shaggy head sadly. "He came for her. He came for her, a lad of nineteen, a golden prince riding out of the South on a great white charger—broad-shouldered, golden-haired and handsome, with muscles that would thicken any woman's tongue and make it cleave to her palate. A troubador, with a harp on his back and a sword by his side, and a thousand extravagant praises for her beauty. And his laugh was as clear, his heart as open, and his temper as frolicsome as when he was twelve." He smiled up at Rod. "She was eighteen, Rod Gallowglass, and her life had been as still and smooth as a summer stream. Eighteen, and ripe for a husband, and her head filled with the giddy gossamer dreams that a girl learns from ballads and books." He peered sharply, but his voice was gentle, echoing strangely in the emptiness of his years. "Was there never a dream of a princess for you, Rod Gallow-glass?" Rod glared at him and swallowed, hard. "Go on," he said. Brom turned away, shrugging. "What need to say it? She loved him, of course; what woman would not? He knew not what a woman was for, and I'll swear it, and neither did she; but it may be that together, they learned; you may be sure that they had golden chances." He shook his head, scowling. "If 'twas so, 'twas the crown of the last days of her youth; for it was that spring that her father died, and the scepter was set in her hands." He fell still, measuring the hall with his stride, and was silent so long that Rod felt the need to say something. "Here is no matter for hating, Brom O'Berin." "Oh, aye! But hear the end of the tale, for only when the crown was on her head did Catharine come to see that Tuan was a second son; that he thus inherited his family's honor, but no more. She swore then that he loved her not, that he coveted only her throne. She would not have him; but in wrath and scorn she sent him away—without due cause, it seemed, though only they two could know the truth of that. She banished him to the Wild Lands with a price on his head, to dwell midst the beast-men and elves, or to die." He fell silent again. Rod prodded him. "And Milord Loguire rose up in wrath?" "Aye," grated Brom, "and all his liegemen with him, and half the nobles of the kingdom besides. If Tuan failed in his courting, wrath and scorn were his due, quoth Loguire; but banishment comes only for treason. "And was it not reason, Catharine answered hotly, to conspire for the crown? "Then Loguire stood tall in cold pride and declared that Tuan had sought only the love of Catharine; but his words rang hollow, for he whom the Queen marries must reign; and this Catharine told him. "Then did Loguire speak in sorrow, that his son was no traitor but only a fool, a fool to be courting a silly, spoiled child; and then would Catharine have cried Treason!' again, had I not prevented her." "And yet you say she loves them, Loguire and Tuan?" "Aye; why else such harshness?" Brom lapsed into silence again. Rod cleared his throat and said, "Tuan doesn't seem to have stayed banished too well…" "Aye." Brom's mouth drew back at the corners. "The fool would be near her, he swore, though his head should be forfeit. But with a price on his life, he must live like a murderer or thief." Rod smiled sourly. "And, somewhere, he got hold of the idea that the beggars would cause less trouble if someone took care of them." Brom nodded. "And thus the beggars became somewhat a power; but Tuan swears he will throw all his forces to guard the Queen's back. He professes that he still doth love her; that he will love her though she hew off his head." "And she, of course," Rod mused, "claims there isn't a reason in the world why he shouldn't hate her." "And in that she is right; yet I think Tuan loves her." They had come to the guard room door; Rod put a hand on the latch and smiled down at Brom O'Berin, smiled and shook his head sadly. "Brainless," he said. "The pair of them." "And most tender loving enemies they are," Brom smiled, with a touch of exasperation. "And here is your lodging; good night." Brom turned on his heel and stalked off. Rod looked after him, shaking his head and cursing himself silently. "Fool that I am," he murmured; "I thought he stood by her because he was in love with her. Oh, well, Fess makes mistakes too…" The great candle in the barracks was burned down to a stub. Time in Gramarye was kept by huge candles banded in red and white, six rings of red and six white. One candle was lit at dawn, the other twelve hours later. According to this candle, it was three a.m. Rod's eyelids suddenly felt very heavy. The seemed downright leaden when he remembered that an hour on Gramarye was roughly equal to an hour and twenty minutes Galyctic Standard. He staggered toward his bunk and tripped. The object underfoot gave a muffled grunt; Rod had forgotten that Big Tom would be sleeping at the foot of the bed, on the floor. The big man sat up, yawning and scratching. He looked up and saw Rod. "Oh, gode'en, master! What's the time?" "Ninth hour of the night," Rod said softy. "Go back to sleep, Big Tom. I didn't mean to wake you." " 'S what I'm here for, master." He shook his head to clear it of sleep. Which was somewhat strange, Rod suddenly realized, since the man's eyes had been wide awake. A synapse flicked in Rod's brain, and he was wide awake and wary, once again the subversive agent. So, to keep from arousing Big Tom's suspicions, he tried to appear even more sleepy than he had been. "It was a great night, Big Tom," he mumbled, and fell face forward into his bunk. He hoped Big Tom would leave matters as they were and go back to sleep; but he heard a deep, warm chuckle from the foot of the bed, and Big Tom started pulling off Rod's boots. "A bit of folly in you, hadn't you, master?" he muttered. "Aye, and a wench or two under your belt, I'll warrant." "Wake me at the lighting of the candle," Rod mumbled into his pillow. "I'm to wait on the Queen at breakfast." "Aye, master." Big Tom worried loose the other boot and lay down, chuckling. Rod waited till Tom began to snore again, then propped himself up on his elbows and looked back over his shoulder. Generally, the big oaf seemed thoroughly loyal and superbly stupid; but there were times when Rod wondered… He let his head slump down onto the pillow, closed his eyes, and willed himself to sleep. Unfortunately, the mind-over-matter bit wasn't working tonight. All his senses seemed boosted past maximum. He would've sworn he could feel every thread in the pillow under his cheek, could hear the mouse gnawing at the baseboard, the frog croaking in the moat, the festive laughter wafted on the breeze. His eyelids snapped open. Festive laughter? He rolled out of bed and went to the high slit window. Who the hell was partying at this hour of the night? The moon stood behind the castellated north tower; silhouettes flitted across its face, youthful figures in a three-dimensional dance; and some of them seemed to be riding on broomsticks. Witches. In the north tower… Rod climbed the worn stone steps of the tower, toiling up the spiral. The granite walls seemed to crowd closer and closer the higher he went. He reminded himself that, having been declared a warlock by the elves—unreasonable little bastards!—he qualified for membership in this group. But his stomach didn't get the message; it was still suing for a Dramamine. His mouth was bone-dry. Sure, the elves approved of him; but had they gotten the word to the witches? All the old tales of his childhood came flooding back, liberally interspersed with chunks of the witch scenes from Macbeth. Now that he stopped to think about it, he couldn't remember one single instance of a philanthropic witch, except Glinda the Good, and you couldn't really call her a witch. One thing in his favor: these witches seemed happy enough. The music floating down the stairwell was an old Irish jig, and it was salted with laughter, buoyant and youthful. The wall glowed with torchlight ahead of him. He turned the last curve of the spiral and came into the great tower room. A round, or rather globular, dance was in progress, a sort of three-dimensional They were all young, teenagers. He couldn't spot a single face that looked old enough to vote. He paused on the threshold, possessed of a distinct feeling that he didn't belong. He felt like the chaperon at a high school prom—a necessary evil. The youngster tapping the keg saw Rod and grinned. "Hail!" he cried. "You are laggard in coming." A full tankard slapped into Rod's hand. "I didn't know I was coming," Rod muttered. "Be assured that we did." The youth grinned. "Molly foresaw it; but she said you would be here half an hour agone." "Sorry." Rod's eyes were a trifle glazed. "Ran into a couple delays…" "Eh, think naught of it. 'Twas her miscalling, not yours; the wine, no doubt. Yet we have expected you since you set foot in the castle; the elves told us last night you were a warlock." Rod's mind snapped clear. "Baloney! I'm no more a warlock than you… I mean…" "Oh, thou art a warlock." The boy nodded sagely. "A warlock, and a most puissant one. Did you not come in a falling star?" "That's science, not magic! And I'm not a warlock!" The youth smiled roguishly. "Knowing or not, thou'rt most surely a warlock." He saluted Rod with the mug. "And therefore one of us." "Uh… well, thanks." Rod returned the salute and took a draft from the mug. It was mulled wine, hot and spicy. He looked around the room, trying to grow accustomed to the constant clamor and the flagrant violations of Newton's Laws. His eyes lit on a couple seated under one of the windows, deep in conversation, which is to say, she was talking and he was listening. She was a looker, fairly bursting her bodice; he was thin and intent, eyes burning as he watched her. Rod smiled cynically and wondered about the boy's motives for such steadfast devotion. The girl gasped and spun around to glare outraged at Rod. Rod's mouth sagged open. Then he began to stammer an apology; but before it reached his lips, the girl smiled, mollified, bowed her head graciously at him, and turned back to her one-man audience. Rod's mouth sagged again. Then he reached out, groping for the tapster's arm, his eyes fixed on the girl. The boy threw an arm around his shoulders, his voice worried. "What troubles thee, friend?" "That—that girl," Rod stammered. "Can she read my mind?" "Oh, aye! We all can, somewhat; though she is better than most." Rod put a hand to his head to stop it from spinning. Telepaths. A whole room full of them. There were supposed to be about ten proven telepaths in the whole of the known galaxy. He looked up again. It was a mutation, or genetic drift, or something. He drew himself up and cleared his throat. " Say, pal… uh, what's your name, anyway?" " He whirled Rod away toward the nearest group. "But—but I just wanted to ask—" "This is Nell, this is Andreyev, this Brian, this Dorothy…" A half hour and fifty-three introductions later, Rod collapsed on a wooden bench. He swung his tankard up and swallowed the dregs. "Now," he said, slamming it down on his knee, "we're both drained." "Ah, let me fetch you another!" Toby snatched the mug from his hand and flew away. Literally. Rod watched him drift across the room, ten feet off the floor, and shook his head. He was beyond astonishment now. It seemed what he had on his hands was a budding colony of espers—levitative, precognitive, and telepathic. But if they could all teleport, how come the girls all rode broomsticks? Toby appeared at Rod's elbow, with a slight "Pardon?" Toby frowned, not understanding. "You can-uh-fly? And, uh-wish yourself from one place to another?" "Oh, aye!" Toby grinned. "We all can do that." "What? Fly?" "Nay; we all can wish ourselves to places that we know. All the boys can fly; the girls cannot." "Aye. Theirs is the power to make lifeless objects do their bidding. We males cannot." Aha! Another linkage. Telekinesis went with the Y-chromosomes, levitation with theX. But they could all teleport. And read minds. A priceless colony of espers. And, if their lives were anything like those of the rare telepaths outside the planet… "And the common people hate you for this?" Toby's young face sobered to the point of gloom. "Aye, and the nobles too. They say we are leagued with the Devil. 'Twas the trial by water, or a most thorough roasting for us, till our good Queen Catharine came to reign." Turning away, he shouted, "Ho, Bridget!" A young girl, thirteen at the most, spun away from her dance partner and appeared at Toby's side. "Friend Gallowglass would know how the people do like us," Toby informed her. All the joy went out of the child's face; her eyes went wide and round; she caught her lower lip between her teeth. She unbuttoned the back of her blouse from neck to bodice and turned away. Her back was a crisscross of scars, a webbing of welts—the sign of the cat-o'-ninetails. She turned back to Rod as Toby buttoned her blouse again, her eyes still round and tragic. "That," she whispered, "for naught but suspicion; and I but a child of ten years at the time." Rod's stomach tried to turn itself inside out and climb out through his esophagus. He reprimanded it sternly, and it sank back to its ordinary place in the alimentary tract. Bile soured the back of Rod's tongue. Bridgett spun and disappeared; a nano-second later she was back with her partner, giddy and exuberant again. Rod frowned after her, brooding. "So you may see," said Toby, "that we are most truly grateful to our good Queen." "She did away with the fire and/or water bit?" "Oh, she revoked the law; but the witch-burnings went on, in secret. There was only one way'to protect us, and that she chose: to give sanctuary to any of us who would come here and claim it." Rod nodded, slowly. "She's not without wisdom, after all." His eyes wandered back to Bridgett where she danced on the ceiling. "What troubles you, friend Gallowglass?" "She doesn't hate them," Rod growled. "She has every reason in the world to hate the normal folk, but she doesn't." Toby shook his head, smiling warmly. "Not she, nor any of us. All who come to shelter in the Queen's Coven swear first to live by Christ's Law." Slowly, Rod turned to look at him. "I see," he said after a moment. "A coven of white witches." Toby nodded. "Are all the witches of Gramarye white?" "Shame to say it, they are not. Some there are who, embittered through greater suffering than ours—the loss of an ear or an eye, or a loved one, or all—have hidden themselves away in the Wild Lands of the mountains, and there pursue their vengeance on all mankind." Rod's mouth pulled back into a thin, grim line, turned down at the corners. "They number scarce more than a score," Toby went on. "There are three in the prime of life; all the rest are withered crones and shrunken men." "The fairy-tale witches," Rod growled. "Of a truth, they are; and their works are noised about just sufficient to cover report of any good works that we may deal." "So there are two kinds of witches in Gramarye: the old and evil ones, up in the mountains; and the young white ones in the Queen's castle." Toby shook his head and smiled, his eyes lighting once again. "Nay, there are near threescore white witches beside us, who would not trust to the Queen's promise of sanctuary. They are thirty and forty years aged, good folk all, but slow indeed to be trusting." Understanding struck with all the power of Revelation. Rod leaned back, his mouth forming a silent O; then nodding rapidly, he leaned forward and said, " Toby grinned from ear to ear, nodding quick with excitement. "So the mature witches," Rod went on, "are very good people, but they're also very cautious!" Toby nodded. His face sobered a trifle. "There are one or two among them who had daring enough to come here. There was the wisest witch of all, from the South. She grows old now. Why, she must be fair near to thirty!" That line caught Rod right in the middle of a drink. He choked, swallowed, gagged, coughed, wheezed, and wiped at his eyes. "Is aught wrong, friend Gallowglass?" Toby inquired with the kind of solicitousness usually reserved for the octogenarian. "Oh, nothing," Rod gasped. "Just a little confusion between the esophagus and the trachea. Have to expect a few quirks in us old folk, you know. Why didn't this wise witch stay?" Toby smiled, fairly oozing understanding and kindness. "Ah, she said that we made her feel too much her age, and went back to the South. If thou shouldst come to trouble there, but call out her name,Gwendylon, and thou'It right quick have more help than thou needst." "I'll remember that," Rod promised, and immediately forgot as he had a sudden vision of himself calling a woman for help. He almost went into another coughing fit, but he didn't dare laugh; he remembered how sensitive he'd been in his teens. He took another swig of the wine to wash down his laughter and pointed the mug at Toby. "Just one more question, now: why is the Queen protecting you?" Toby stared. "Didst thou not know?" "Know I didst not." Rod smiled sweetly. "Why, she is herself a witch, good friend Gal-lowglass!" Rod's smile faded. "Hum." He scratched the tip of his nose. "I'd heard rumors to that effect. They're true, eh?" "Most true. A witch unschooled, but a witch nonetheless." Rod raised an eyebrow. "Unschooled?" "Aye. Our gifts need a stretching and exercising, a training and schooling, to come to their full. Catharine is a witch born, but unschooled. She can hear thoughts, but not at any time that she wishes, and not clearly." "Hm. What else can she do?" "Naught that we know of. She can but hear thoughts." "So she's sort of got a minimum union requirement." Rod scratched in back of his ear. "Kind of handy talent for a Queen. She'd know everything that goes on in her castle." Toby shook his head. "Canst hear five speak all at once, friend Gallowglass? And listen to them all the hours of the day? And still be able to speak what they spoke?" Rod frowned and rubbed his chin. "Canst repeat even one conversation?" Toby smiled indulgently and shook his head. "Of course thou can'st not—and neither can our Queen." "She could write them down…" "Aye; but remember, she is unschooled; and it needs high training of an excellent good gift to make words of thoughts." "Hold on." Rod's hand went up, palm out. "You mean you don't hear thoughts as words?" "Nay, nay. An instant's thought suffices for a book of words, friend Gallowglass. Must you needs put words to your thoughts in order to have them?" Rod nodded. "I see. Quantum thought mechanics." "Strange…" murmured a voice. Looking up, Rod found himself the center of a fair-sized group of young witches and warlocks who had apparently drifted over to get in on an ineresting conversation. He looked at the one who had spoken, a burly young warlock, and smiled with a touch of sarcasm. "What's strange?" He wondered what the kid's name was. The boy grinned. "Martin is my name." He paused to chuckle at Rod's startled look; he still hadn't gotten used to the mind-reading. "And what is strange is that you, a warlock, should not know the ins and outs of hearing thoughts. "Aye." Toby nodded. "You are the only warlock we have known, friend Gallowglass, that cannot hear thoughts." "Uh, yes." Rod ran a hand over the stubble on his cheek. "Well, as I mentioned a little earlier, I'm not really a warlock. You see…" He was cut off by a unanimous burst of laughter. He sighed, and resigned himself to his reputation. He reverted to his former line of questioning. "I take it some of you can hear thoughts as words." "Oh, aye," said Toby, wiping his eyes. "We have one." He turned to the ring of listeners. "Is Aldis here?" A buxom, pretty sweet-sixteen elbowed her way through to the front rank. "Who shall I listen to for you, sir?" A spark arced across a gap in Rod's mind. A malici-ous gleam came into his eyes. "Durer. The councillor to Milord Loguire." Aldis folded her hands in her lap, settled herelf, sitting very straight. She stared at Rod; her eyes lost focus. Then she began to speak in a high-pitched nasal monotone. "As you will, milord. Yet I cannot help but wonder, are you Her voice dropped two octaves in pitch but kept the monotonous quality. "Knave! Have you the gall to insult me to me face?" "Nay, milord!" the high voice answered hurriedly. "I do not insult you; I do but question the wisdom of your actions." Durer, Rod thought. The high voice was Durer, practicing his vocation—the care and manipulation of the Duke Loguire. "Remember, milord, she is but a child. Is it kindness to a child to let her have her willful way? Or is it kindness to spank her when she needs it?" There was a silence for a moment; then the deeper voice of the Lord Loguire answered, "There is some measure of truth in what you say. Certain, there is something of the wanton child in her taking up the power to appoint the priests." "Why," murmured the high voice, " 'tis an act against tradition, milord, and against the wisdom of men far older than herself. Tis in bitter truth the act of a rebellious child." "Mayhap," Loguire rumbled. "Yet she is the Queen, and the Queen's Law shall be obeyed." "Even should the Queen make evil laws, milord?" "Her actions are not evil, Durer." The deep voice took on an ominous quality. "Reckless, perhaps, and thoughtless, and ill-considered; for the good they bring today may bring havoc down upon our heads tomorrow. Foolish laws, perhaps; but evil, no." The high voice sighed. "Mayhap, milord. Yet she threatens the honor of her noblemen. Is that not evil?" "Why," rumbled Loguire, "how is this? She has been haughty, aye, taking to herself greater airs than ever a Queen may own to, mayhap; but she has never yet done aught that could be construed as insult." "Aye, milord, not yet." "Why, what do you mean?" "The day shall come, milord." "What day is that, Durer?" "When she shall put the peasants before the noblemen, milord." "Have done with your treasonous words!" Loguire roared. "On your knees, slight man, and thank your God that I leave you with your head!" Rod stared at Aldis' face, still not recovered from the shock of hearing two disembodied male voices coming from the mouth of a pretty girl. Slowly, her eyes focused again. She let out a long breath and smiled up at him. "Did you hear, friend Gallowglass?" Rod nodded. She spread her hands, shrugging. "I cannot recall a word of what I said." "Don't let it worry you, I remember it all." Rod rubbed the stubble on his chin. "You were acting as a channel, a medium in the purest sense of the word." He threw his head back, drained his mug, and tossed it to one of the young warlocks. The youth caught the tankard, disappeared, and reappeared. He handed the tankard, brimming full, to Rod, who shook his head in mock despair. He leaned back and sipped at the wine, looking up at the young faces around him, smiling and fairly glowing with the knowledge of their power. "Have you ever done this before?" he asked, with a wave of the mug that took them all in. "Listened to skull sessions like that one, I mean." "Only of the Queen's enemies," Aldis answered with a toss of her head. "We often listen to Durer." "Oh?" Rod raised an eyebrow. "Learn anything?" Aldis nodded. "He is much concerned with the peasants of late." Rod was very still for a moment. Then he leaned forward, elbows on his knees. "What's his interest in the peasants?" Toby grinned knowingly. "Hark now to his latest exploit! He hath brooded trouble 'twixt two serfs on the Queen's own estate. A young peasant wished to marry an old farmer's daughter, and the old man said nay. And the youth would've thrown up his hands in despair and let himself waste away with a broken heart." "But Durer stepped in." "Aye. He was after the young one night and day; for knowledge of the boy's suit spread throughout all the villages, and saw to it that the rumor was told with one question appended: Could the youth be a man who would let a doddard idiot rob him of the girl he loved?" Rod nodded. "And the other peasants started throwing that up to the kid." "Most certainly. Taunts and jeers and mocking— and the lad stole the girl away by night and got her with child." Rod pursed his lips. "I imagine Papa was a trifle perturbed." Toby nodded. "He hauled the boy before the village priest and demanded the lad be hanged for a rapist." "And the priest said… ?" "That it was love, not rape, and the fitting punishment was marriage, not hanging." Rod grinned. "Bet the two kids were real sad about that." "Their grief was so great it set them to dancing." Toby chuckled. "And the old man gave a heavy sigh, and would have judged it the wisdom of God, and blessed them." "And Durer stepped in again." "Most certainly. He was up before the Queen, when she was at table before all her lords and her ladies, crying that the Queen must prove the justice of her new order by declaring herself what was just in this case; for were these not peasants on the Queen's own estates?" Rod grinned and slapped his thigh. "She must have been ready to spit in his eye!" "Oh, you know not the Queen!" Toby rolled his eyes up toward the ceiling. "She would most cheerfully have slipped a knife 'twixt his ribs. But the challenge must needs be answered; she must needs hear the case herself, when next she held General Court." "General Court?" Rod scowled. "What the hell is that?" "One hour each month the Queen opens her court to all in her realm who wish her ear; and peasants, nobility , and clergy come to her Great Hall. Mostly the great lords but look on while the petty nobility and peasantry bring forth their grievances. And with the great ones watching, you may be sure the grievances brought up are petty indeed." "Like this case." Rod nodded. "When's this next General Court?" "Tomorrow," said Toby, "and I think the great lords shall have their tame clergy and peasantry protest the Queen's new judges and priests. The lords shall lodge their protest first, of course; and the other, more common folk shall be echoing them." Rod nodded. "Put the whole matter on public record. But what does Durer hope to gain by bringing in this seduction case?" Toby shrugged. "That, only Durer may know." Rod leaned back, frowning, and pulled at his mug. He studied the young faces around him and scratched at the base of his skull. "Sounds to me like this is information the Queen would like to have. Why don't you tell her?" The faces sobered. Toby bit his lip and looked down at the floor. Rod scowled. "Why don't you tell her, Toby?" "We have tried, friend Gallowglass!" The boy looked up at Rod in mute appeal. "We have tried; yet she would not hear us!" Rod's face turned to wood. "How's that again?" Toby spread his hands in helplessness. "The page we sent to her returned to tell us that we should be thankful for the protection she accorded us, and not be so ingracious and insolent as to seek to meddle in her governing." Rod jerked his head in tight, quick nods, mouth drawn back in grim agreement. "Yeah, that sounds like Catharine." "Mayhap," one of the boys murmured thoughtfully, "it is all to the best; for she hath cares enough without warnings of doom from us." Rod grinned without humor. "Yeah. Between the noblemen and the beggars, she's got more than enough worries to keep her busy." Toby nodded, eyes wide and serious. "Aye, she hath troubles sufficient, between the councillors, the House of Clovis, and the banshee on her roof. She hath great cause to be most afeard." "Yes." Rod's voice was tight, rasping. "Yes, she hath good cause; and I think that she is thoroughly afeard." Big Tom must have been a very light sleeper; he sat up on his pallet as Rod came tiptoeing up to his bunk. "Art well, master?" he whispered in a rasping voice that had about as much secrecy as a bullfrog in rut. Rod stopped and frowned down at his manservant. "Yes, very well. Why shouldn't I be?" Big Tom smiled sheepishly. "Thou hast small use for sleep," he muttered. "I had thought it might be a fever." "No." Rod smiled with relief, shaking his head. He pushed past Big Tom. "It's not a fever." "What is it, then?" Rod fell backward onto the bed, cupping his hands under his head. "Did you ever hear of a game called cricket, Tom?" "Cricket?" Tom scowled." 'Tis a chirping creature on the hearth, master." "Yeah, but it's also the name of a game. The center of the game is a wicket, see, and one team tries to knock down the wicket by throwing a ball at it. The other team tries to protect the wicket by knocking the ball away with a paddle." "Strange," Big Tom murmured, eyes wide with wonder. "A most strange manner of game, master." "Yes," Rod agreed, "but it gets worse. The teams trade sides, you see, and the team that was attacking the wicket before is defending it now." He looked down over his toes at Tom's round beehive face. "Nay," the big man muttered, shaking his head in confusion. "What is the point to it all, master?" Rod stretched, let his body snap back to relaxation. "The point is that no matter who wins, it's going to be hard on the wicket." "Aye!" Big Tom nodded vigorously. "Most certain true, master." "Now, I get the feeling that there's a colossal game of cricket going on around here; only there's three teams in the game: the councillors, the beggars…" "The House of Clovis," Tom muttered. Rod's eyebrows went up in surprise. "Yes, the House of Clovis. And, of course, the Queen." "Then, who," asked Big Tom, "is the wicket?" "Me." Rod rolled over on his side, thumped the pillow with his fist, and lowered his head onto it with a blissful sigh. "And now I am going to sleep. Good night." "Master Gallowglass," piped a page's voice. Rod closed his eyes and prayed for strength. "Yes, page?" "You are called to wait upon the Queen at her breakfast, Master Gallowglass." Rod forced an eyelid open and peered out the window; the sky was rosy with dawn. He squeezed his eyes shut and counted to ten, almost dozing off in the process. He drew in a sigh that would have filled a bottomless pit, swung his legs over the side of the bed, and sat up. "Well, no rest for the wicket. What'd I do with my damn uniform, Tom?" Rod had to admit that Catharine Plantagenet had a good dramatic instinct and, moreover, knew how to use it on her court. The guards were at their stations in the dining hall before sunrise. The lords and ladies who were privileged— or, more accurately, cursed—to share the Queen's dawn breakfast arrived right after the cock's crow. Not till they were all assembled, and all waiting some time eyeing the breakfast meats, did Catharine make her entrance. And she definitely made an entrance, even at that hour. The doors of the hall were thrown wide, revealing Catharine standing in a pool of torchlight. Six buglers blew a fanfare, at which all the lords and ladies rose and Rod winced (pitch was more or less a matter of taste in that culture). Then Catharine stepped into the hall, head high and shoulders back. She paced a quarter way around the wall to the great gilded chair at the head of the table. The Duke of Loguire stepped forth and pulled the chair back. Catharine sat, with the grace and lightness of a feather. Loguire sat at her right hand, and the rest of the company followed suit. Catharine picked up her two-tined fork, and the company fell to, while liveried stewards invaded from the four corners of the hall with great platters of bacon and sausage, pickled herring, white rolls, and tureens of tea and soup. Each platter was brought first to Brom O'Berin, where he sat at the Queen's left hand. Brom took a sample of each platter, ate a morsel of it, and placed the remainder on a plate before him. Then the huge platters were placed on the table. By this time Brom, finding himself still alive, passed the filled plate to Catharine. The company fell to with gusto, and Rod's stomach reminded him that all that had hit his digestive tract that night had been spiced wine. Catharine picked daintily at her food with the original bird-like appetite. Rumor had it that she ate just before the formal meal in the privacy of her apartments. Even so, she was so thin that Rod found it in himself to doubt the rumor. The stewards wove in and out with flagons of wine and huge meat pies. Rod was stationed at the east door; he thus had a good view of Catharine, where she sat at the north end of the table, Milord Loguire at her right hand, Durer, at Loguire's right hand, and the back of Brom O'Berin's head. Durer leaned over and murmured something to his lord. Loguire waved a hand impatiently and nodded. He tore the meat off a chop with one bite, chewed, swallowed, and washed it down with a draft of wine. As he lowered the cup to the table, he turned to Catharine and rumbled, "Your Majesty, I am concerned." Catharine gave him the cold eye. "We are all concerned, Milord Loguire. We must bear with our cares as well as we may." Loguire's lips pressed tight together, his mouth almost becoming lost between moustache and beard. "My care," he said, "is for your own person, and for the welfare of your kingdom." Catharine turned back to her plate, cutting a morsel of pork with great care. "I must hope that the welfare of my person would indeed affect the welfare of my kingdom." Loguire's neck was growing red; but he pushed on obstinately. "I am glad that your Majesty sees that a threat to your welfare is a threat to this kingdom." The skin furrowed between Catharine's eyebrows; she frowned at Loguire. "Indeed I do." "Knowing that the Queen's life is threatened, the people grow uneasy." Catharine put down her fork and sat back in her chair. Her voice was mild, even sweet. "Is my life, then, threatened, milord?" "It would seem so," Loguire murmured carefully. "For the banshee was upon your roof again last night." Rod's ears pricked up. Catharine's lips turned in, pressed between her teeth; her eyes closed. Silence fell around the table. Brom O'Berin's voice rumbled into the sudden quiet. "The banshee hath often been seen upon her Majesty's battlements; yet still she lives." "Be still!" Catharine snapped at him. Her shoulders straightened; she leaned forward to take up her goblet. "I do not wish to hear of the banshee." She drained the goblet, then held it out to the side. "Steward, more wine!" Durer was out of his seat and at the Queen's elbow in an instant. Plucking the goblet from her hand, he turned to the steward who had come running up. He held the goblet up while the steward filled it from his ewer and the court stared; such courtesy to the Queen was, from Durer, somewhat unusual. He swung back to the Queen, dropping to one knee and holding up the goblet. Catharine stared, then slowly accepted it. "I thank you, Durer; yet must I confess that I had not expected such courtliness from you." Durer's eyes glinted. He rose with a mocking smile and bowed very low. "Drink deep in health, my Queen." But Rod was a trifle less trusting than Catharine; moreover, he had seen Durer pass his left hand over the goblet just before the steward poured. He left his post and caught the goblet just as Catharine raised it to her lips. She stared at him, face paling, rage rising in her eyes. "I did not summon you, sirrah." "Your Majesty's pardon." Rod undipped his dagger from his belt, shook the blade out onto the table, and filled the conical sheath with wine. Thank Heaven he'd taken the precaution of resetting Fess before he went on duty! He held up the silver horn and said, "IconFess, with apologies to your Majesty, that I cannot But all Catharine's anger had vanished in fascination at Rod's action. "What," she said, pointing to the silver horn, "is that?" "Unicorn's horn," Rod answered, and looked up to see Durer's eyes, burning with rage at him. "Analysis complete," murmured the voice behind his ear." Substance poisonous to human metabolism." Rod smiled grimly and pressed the knob at the apex of the horn with his little finger. The "unicorn's horn" turned purple. A gasp of horror went up from the whole court; for they all knew the legend, that a unicorn's horn will turn purple if poison is placed in it. Catharine turned pale; she clenched her fists to conceal their trembling. Loguire's hand balled into a huge fist; his eyes narrowed as he glared atDurer. "Slight man, if any part of this treachery was yours…" "Milord, you saw." Durer's voice crackled. "I but held the cup." But his burning eyes were fixed on Rod's, seeming to suggest that Rod could save himself a lot of trouble and agony if he would just drink the wine right there and then. Rod was assigned as one of the four guards who would escort Catharine from her apartments to the Great Hall for the General Court. The four of them waited outside her chambers till the door opened, and Brom O'Berin stepped out, preceding the Queen. Two soldiers fell in before the Queen and behind Brom; Rod and another Guardsman fell in behind her. They moved down the corridor slowly, matching their pace to Catharine's; and the Queen, draped in a heavy fur cloak and weighed down by the great gold crown, moved very slowly. Somehow, she contrived to look stately rather than clumsy. As they drew near the Great Hall, a slight, emaciated, velvet-clad figure came scurrying up— Durer. "Your pardon," he said, bowing three times, "but I must speak with your Majesty." His lips were pressed tight, anger in his eyes. Catharine stopped and drew herself up to her haughtiest. "Speak, then," she said, looking down her nose at the cringing little man before her; "but speak quickly, sirrah." Durer's eyes flared at the word of contempt; "sirrah" was a term reserved for peasants. He managed to keep his manner respectful, though. "Your Majesty, I beg you to brook no delay in hearing the Great Lords' petition, for they are most greatly overwrought." Catharine frowned. "Why should I delay?" Durer bit his lip, looking away. Catharine's eyes kindled in anger. "Speak, sirrah," she snapped. "Or do you mean to imply that the Queen fears to hear her noblemen?" "Your Majesty… Durer spoke with great reluctance; then the words came in a rush. "I had heard there were two peasants to be heard in Court today…" "There are." Catharine's mouth hardened. " Tis the case you recommended to me, Durer.'* The little man's eye shot a malevolent gleam at her; then he was all fawning humility again. "I had thought… I had heard… I had feared…" "What hast thou feared?" "Your Majesty hath been most concerned for your peasants of late…" Durer hesitated, then stumbled on. "I had feared… that your Majesty might… perhaps…" Catharine's eyes hardened. "That I might hear these two peasants before I gave ear to the petitions of my noblemen?" "Your Majesty must not!" Durer dropped to his knees, hands clasped in supplication. "Thou must not risk offense of the Great Lords today! Fear for thy very life if thou—" "Sirrah, do you call me coward?" Rod closed his eyes; his heart sank. "Your Majesty," cried Durer, "I meant but to—" "Enough!" Catharine turned away, spurning the meager form of the councillor. Brom O'Berin and the Guardsmen moved with her. The great oaken doors swung open before them. Rod risked a glance back over his shoulder. Durer's face was contorted with malevolent glee; his eyes glittered with triumph. The best way to get a teenager to do something is to tell her not to… Brom led the Queen's entourage into a great vaulted room, lighted by a row of clerestory windows on each side. Fifty feet above, the roof-beam ran through the hall like a spine, with oaken ribs running down to the granite walls. Two great wrought-iron chandeliers hung from the ceiling, with candles burning in the sconces. They had come in onto a raised dais, ten feet above the floor of the hall. A huge gilded throne rose before them. Brom led them in a swing around the lip of the dais to the throne. There the Guardsmen lined up on either side, and Catharine mounted the last half-step to stand slender and proud before the throne, gazing out over the multitude gathered below. The multitude looked like a sampling of the population . They filled the great hall, from the steps of the dais to the triple doors at the far end of the hall. In the first rank were the twelve great nobles, seated in wooden hourglass-shaped chairs in a semicircle twelve feet out from the steps of the throne. Behind them stood forty or fifty aging men in brown, gray, or dark gree robes with velvet collars and small, square, felt hats. Chains of silver or gold hung down over their ample bellies. Burghers, Rod guessed—local officials, merchants, guildmasters—the bourgeoisie. Beyond them were the black, cowled robes of the clergy; and beyond them were the dun-colored, patched clothing of the peasantry, most of whom, Rod felt moderately certain, had been sent up from the castle kitchen so that the Great Court would have representatives of all classes. But in the center of the peasants stood four soldiers in green and gold—the Queen's colors—and between them stood two peasants, one young and one old, both looking awed and scared almost to the point of panic, caps twisting in their horny hands. The oldster had a long, grizzled beard; the youngster was clean-shaven. Both wore dun-colored smocks of coarse cloth; more of the same material was bound to their legs, to serve as trousers. A priest stood by them, looking almost as much out of place as they did. All eyes were on the Queen. Catharine was very much aware of it; she stood a little taller, and held her pose until the hall was completely quiet. Then she sat, slowly, and Brom sank cross-legged at her feet. Pike-butts thudded on stone as Rod and the other three Guardsmen stood to rest, pikes slanting outward at twenty degrees. Brom's voice boomed out over the hall. "Who comes before the Queen this day?" A herald stepped forward with a roll of parchment and read off a list of twenty petitions. The first was that of the twelve noblemen; the last was Durer's two peasants. Catharine's hands tightened on the arms of the throne. She spoke in a high, clear voice. "Our Lord hath said that the humble shall be exalted, the last shall be first; therefore let us first her the testimony of these two peasants." There was a moment's shocked silence; old Lord Loguire was on his feet bellowing. "Testimony! Have you such great need of their testimony that you must set these clods of earth before the highest of your nobles?" "My lord," Catharine snapped, "you forget your place in my court." "Nay, it is you who forget! You who forget respect and tradition, and all the law that you learned at your father's knee!" The old lord drew himself up, glaring. "Never," he rumbled, "would the old king have disgraced his liegemen so!" "Open thine eyes, old man!" Catharine's voice was chill and arrogant. "I would my father still lived; but he is dead, and I reign now." "Reign!" Loguire's lips twisted in a sour grimace." Tis not a reign, but a tyranny!" The hall fell silent, shocked. Then a whisper began and grew: "Treason! TreasontreasontreasonTreason!" Brom O'Berin rose, trembling. "Now, Milord Loguire, must thou kneel and ask pardon of milady the Queen, or be adjudged forever a traitor to the throne." Loguire's face turned to stone, he drew himself up, back straightening, chin lifting; but before he could answer, Catherine spoke in a tight, quavering voice. "There shall be no forgiveness asked, nor none given. Thou, Milord Loguire, in consideration of insults offered our Royal Person, art henceforth banished from our Court and Presence, to come near us nevermore." Slowly, the old Duke's eyes met the Queen's. "How then, child," he murmured, and Rod saw with a shock that there were tears in the corners of the old man's eyes. "Child, wilt thou serve the father as thou hast served the son?" Catharine's face went dead white; she half rose from her throne. "Hie thee from this place, Milord Loguire!" Brom's voice shook with rage. "Hie thee from this place, or I shall hound thee hence!" The Duke's gaze slowly lowered to Brom. "Hound me? Aye, for thou art most surely our gentle Queen's watchdog!" He raised his eyes to Catharine again. "Lady, lady! I had hoped to grace thee with a greyhound ere I died." Catharine sat again, drawing herself up proudly. "I have a mastiff, milord; and let my enemies beware!" The old man nodded slowly, his grieving eyes never leaving her face. "Thou wilt, then, call me enemy…" Catharine tilted her chin a little higher. Loguire's eyes hardened; the grief was swept from his face by cold pride. He spun on his heel, stalking down the length of the great hall. A lane through the crowd opened before him. The Guardsmen at either side of the great central door snapped to attention and threw the portals open. The Duke stopped short under the lintel and pivoted to look back over the throng at Catharine. His heavy old voice filled the hall one last time. And his voice was somehow gentle, almost kindly. "Yet take this of me, Catharine, whom once I called my niece—thou shalt not fear the armies of Loguire while I live." He stood motionless a moment, holding Catharine's eyes. Then he swung about, cape swirling, and was gone. The court was silent for the space of three breaths; then, as a man, the eleven remaining Great Lords rose and filed down the lane to the great central door, and followed Loguire into exile. "So how did she decide the case of the two peasants?" Fess asked. Rod was riding the robot horse on the slope outside the castle, "for exercise," or so he had told the stab-leboy. Actually, he neededFess's advice as to What It All Meant. "Oh," he answered, "she upheld the parish priest's decisions: the fitting punishment for the kid was marriage. The old man didn't like that too well, but Catharine had an ace up her sleeve—the kid would have to support his father-in-law in his old age. The old man grinned at that, and the kid walked out looking like he wasn't quite so sure he'd come out on top after all." "An excellent decision," Fess murmured. "Perhaps the young lady should seek a career in jurisprudence." "Anything, so long as it keeps her out of politics… Glorious sunsets on this planet." They were riding into the setting sun; the dying globe painted the sky russet and gold halfway around the horizon and nearly to the zenith. "Yes," the robot supplied, "the excellence of the sunsets is due to the density of the atmosphere, which is nearly one point five Terra-normal. At this latitude, however, due to the inclination of the planet's axis, which is—" "Yes, yes, I wrote it all down in the logbook when we landed. Have the grace to let it rest in peace… I notice the sun's rays turn almost blood-red…" "Appropriate," Fess murmured. "Hmm, yes. That brings us back to the point, doesn't it? What's this about another assassination coming up?" "Not an assassination, Rod—an attempt." "All right, an attempt. Pardon my denotations, and get on with it." Fess paused a moment to set up the readout for a pre-fabricated report. "The political situation on the island of Gramarye is comprised of three definite factions, one Royalist and two Anti-Royalist. The Royalist faction consists of the Queen, her chief councillor—one Brom O'Berin—the clergy, theRoyal Army, the Queen's Bodyguard, and a group of espers known by the local term 'witches.' " "How about the judges?" "As I was about to say, the civil servants may also be included in the Royalist faction, with the exception of those officials whose corruption leaves them opposed to the Queen's reforms." "Hmm, yes. I'd forgotten that hitch. Anybody else on the Plantagenet side?" "Yes, a subspecies of Homo sapiens characterized by extreme dwarfism and referred to by the local term 'elves.' " "Well, they sure don't seem to be against her, anyway," Rod murmured. "The Anti-Royalist factions are significantly "And just where did this strange united front come from?" "The unanimity may be attributed to the presence of a group termed the councillors, each member of which serves in an advisory capacity to one of th twelve great lords. The physical coherence of this group indicates—" Rod jerked his head around, staring at the robot horse's ears. "How's that again?" "Each of the councillors is physically characterized by a stooped posture, extreme leanness, sparse cranial hair, pale skin, and a general apperance of advanced age." Rod pursed his lips. "Ve-ry interesting! I hadn't caught any significance in that." "Such a physical appearance is characteristic of an extremely advanced technological society, in which the problems of longevity, metabolic adjustment, and exposure to ultraviolet have been controlled." "Modern medicine and a barroom pallor." Rod nodded. "But how do you account for the hunched-over posture?" "We may assume that is a part of the obsequious manner employed by this group. The extremeness of this behavior would seem to indicate that it is not natural to the men in question." "Finagle's Law of Reversal." Rod nodded. "Go on." "The goal of the Royalist faction is to increase the power of the central authority. The goal of the councillors seems to be the elimination of the central authority, which will result in that form of political organization known as warlordism." "Which," said Rod, "is a kind of anarchy." "Precisely; and we must therefore entertain the possibility that the councillors may pursue the pattern of political breakdown from warlordism through parochialism to the possible goal of total anarchy." "And that's why they're out to kill Catharine." "An accurate observation; any chance to eliminate the central authority will be taken." "Which means she's in danger. Let's get back to the castle." He pulled on the reins, butFess refused to turn. "She is not in danger, Rod, not yet. The mythos of this culture requires that preliminary to a death, an apparition known as a banshee must be seen on the roof of the dwelling. And the banshee cannot appear until nightfall." Rod looked up at the sky. It was twilight; there was still some of the sunset's glow around the horizon. "All right, Fess. You've got fifteen minutes, maybe a half-hour." "The evidence of the councillor's origin in a high-technology society," the robot droned on, "indicates that the group derives from off-planet, since the only culture on the planet is that of Catharine's realm, which is characterized by a medieval technology. The other Anti-Royalist faction also bears indications of off-planet origin." "I think I've heard that before," Rod nursed. "Run through it again, will you?" "Certainly. The second Anti-Royalist faction is known as the House of Clovis, a name deriving from the supposedly elective process of choosing ancient kings. The rank and file of the House of Clovis consists of beggars, thieves, and other criminals and outcasts. The titular leader is a banished nobleman, Tuan Loguire." "Hold it a moment," said Rod. " "Yes," saidFess. "The superficial structure of the House of Clovis would seem to verge on the mob; bur further analysis discloses a tightly-knit sub-organization, one function of which is the procurement of nourishment and clothing for the members of the House." "But that's what Tuan's doing!" "Is it? Who supplies the necessities of life at the House of Clovis, Rod?" "Well, Tuan gives the money to the innkeeper, that twisted little monkey they call the Mocker." "Precisely." "So you're saying," Rod said slowly, "that the Mocker is using Tuan as a fund-raiser and figurehead, while the Mocker is the real boss." "That," saidFess, "is what the data would seem to indicate. What is the Mocker's physical appearance, Rod?" "Repulsive." "And how did he earn his nickname of 'the Mocker'?" "Well, he's supposed to be a sort of Man of a Thousand Faces…" "But what is his basic physical appearance, Rod?" "Uh…" Rod threw his head back, eyes shut, visualizing the Mocker. "I'd say about five foot ten, hunched over all the time like he had curvature of the spine, slight build—very slight, looks like he eats maybe two hundred calories a day—not much hair…" His eyes snapped open. "Hey! He looks like one of the councillors!" "And is therefore presumably from a high-technology society," Fess agreed, "and therefore also from off-planet. This contention is reinforced by his political philosphy, as indicated in Tuan Loguire's speeches to the rabble…" "So Tuan is also the mouthpiece," Rod mused. "But of course; he never could have thought up proletarian totalitarianism by himself." "It is also worth noting that the Mocker is the only member of the House of Clovis of this particular physical type." "Ye-e-e-s!" Rod nodded, rubbing his chin. "He's playing a lone game. All his staff are locals trained to back him up." "His long-range goal," saidFess, "maybeassumed to be the establishment of a dictatorship. Consequently, he would wish someone on the throne whom he could control." "Tuan." "Precisely. But he must first eliminate Catharine." "So the councillors and House of Clovis are both out for Catharine's blood." "True; yet there is no indication that they have joined forces. If anything, they would seem to be mutually opposed." "Duplication of effort—very inefficient. But, Fess, what're they doing here?" "We may assume that they derive from two opposed societies, both of which wish to control some commodity which may be found on Gramarye." Rod frowned. "I haven't heard of any rare minerals aroundabout…" "I had in mind human resources, Rod." Rod's eyes widened. "The espers! Of course! They're here because of the witches!" "Or the elves," Fess reminded. Rod frowned. "What would they want with the elves?" "I have no hypothesis available; yet the logical possibility must be entertained." Rod snorted, "All right, you stick with the logical possibility, and I'll stand by the witches. Anyone who could corner the market on telepaths could control the galaxy. Hey!" He stared, appalled. "They probably "The stakes," Fess murmured, "are high." "I'll have mine…" Rod began; but he was cut off by a ululating, soaring wail that grated like nails on glass. Fess swung about; Rod looked back at the castle. A dim shape glowed on the battlements, just below the east tower. Like a fox fire or a will o' the wisp. It must have been huge; Rod could make out detail even at this distance. It was dressed in the rags and tatters of a shroud, through which Rod could see the body of a voluptuous woman; but the head was a rabbit's, and the muzzle held pointed teeth. The banshee began to wail again, a low moan that rose to a keening cry, then stabbed up the scale to a shriek, a shriek that held, and held, and held till Rod's ears were ready to break. "Fess," he gasped, "what do you see?" "A banshee, Rod." Rod rode down, ran into, through and over five pairs of sentries en route to theQueen's chambers. But there, at her doors, he met an insurmountable roadblock about two feet high—Brom O'Berin, standing with feet set wide and arms akimbo. "Thou hast been long in coming," the little man growled. His face was beet-red with anger, but fear haunted the backs of his eyes. "I came as fast as I could," Rod panted. "Is she in danger?" Brom grunted. "Aye, in danger, though there is as yet no sign of it. Thou must stand watch at her bedside this night, warlock." Rod stiffened. "I," he said, "am not a warlock. I am a simple soldier-of-fortune who happens to know a little science." Brom tossed his head impatiently. "This is a poor time to bandy words. Call yourself what you will, cook, carpenter, or mason, thou hast still warlock's powers. But we waste time." He rapped back-handed on the door; it swung in, and a sentry stepped out. He saluted and stood aside. Brom smiled grimly and went through the door. "Still don't trust me behind your back, eh?" "Nearly," said Brom. "That's what I said." The sentry entered behind them and closed the door. The room was large, with four shuttered slit windows on one side. The floor was covered with fur rugs; the walls were hung with silk, velvet, and tapestries. A fire crackled on a small hearth. Catharine sat in a huge four-poster bed, covered to the waist with quilts and furs. Her unbound hair flowed down over the shoulders of a velvet, ermine-trimmed dressing gown. She was surrounded by a gaggle of ladies-in-waiting, several serving-girls, and two pages. Rod knelt at her bedside. "Your Majesty's pardon for my tardiness!" She gave him a frosty glance. "I had not known you were called." She turned away. Rod frowned, looked her over. She sat back against eight or ten fluffy satin pillows; her eyelids drooped in languid pleasure; there was a half-smile on her lips. She was enjoying the one spot of real luxury in her day. She might be in mortal danger, but she sure didn't know about it. Brom had been keeping secrets again. She held out a hand to one of her ladies; the woman gave her a steaming goblet of wine. Catharine brought it to her lips with a graceful flourish. " Catharine stared, amazed; then her eyes narrowed, her face reddened. "Sirrah, what means this?" But Rod was staring at the "unicorn's horn" dagger-sheath; Fess's voice spoke behind his ear: "Substance with the analysis unit is toxic to human metabolism." But Rod hadn't poured the wine into the horn yet. There was nothing in it. Except air. Rod pressed the stud that turned the horn purple. Catharine stared in horror as the violet flush crept over the surface of the dagger-sheath. "Sirrah," she gasped, "what means this?" "Poison air," Rod snapped. She shoved the goblet at a servant-girl and looked about the room. Something in here was emitting poison gas. The fireplace. Rod crossed to the hearth and held the horn upside-down over the flames; but the color of the sheath dimmed to lavender. "Not there," Rod spun about, coming to his feet. He paced about the room, holding the horn before him like a candle. It stayed lavender. He frowned, scratched at the base of his skull. What would be the best place to put a poison-gas cartridge? As close to the Queen as possible, of course. He turned, moving slowly to the four-poster. As he came to Catharine's side, the horn's color darkened to violet. Catharine stared at the horn in fascination and horror. Rod knelt, slowly. The horn's color darkened to purple and began to shade toward black. Rod threw up the bedskirts and looked under the four-poster. There before him, on the stone floor, steamed a warming-pan. Rod grabbed the long handle and yanked the pan out. He inverted the horn over one of the holes in the cover—if his memory was correct, warming-pans didn't usually have holes… The hom turned dead black. He looked up at Catharine. She had the knuckles of one hand jammed between her teeth, biting them to keep from screaming. Rod turned, holding the pan out to the sentry. "Take this," he said, "and fling it into the moat." The sentry dropped his pike, took the warming-pan, and rushed out, holding it at arm's length. Rod turned slowly back to Catharine. "We have cheated the banshee again, my Queen." Catharine's hand trembled as she took it away from her mouth. Then her lips clamped shut, her eyes squeezed tight, little fists clenched so hard the knuckles were white. Then her eyes opened, slowly; there was a wild light in them, and a faint smile crept over her lips. "Master Gallowglass, stay by me. All else, remove yourselves!" Rod swallowed and felt his joints liquefy. She was, at that moment, the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. The Guardsmen, ladies, and pages were already in motion, heading for an incipient traffic jam at the door. Brom bawled orders, and the jam failed to develop. In thirty seconds, the room was clear, except for Rod, the Queen, and Brom O'Berin. "Brom," Catharine snapped, eyes locked on Rod's face. Her teeth were beginning to show through her smile. "Brom O'Berin, do you leave us also." Brom stared a moment, outraged; then his shoulders slumped, and he bowed heavily. "I will, my Queen." The door closed quietly behind him. Slowly, Catharine lay back against the pillows. She stretched with a luxurious, liquid grace. One hand snaked out to clasp Rod's. Her hand was very soft. "It is twice now you have given me my life, Master Gallowglass." Her voice was a velvet purr. "My—my privilege, my Queen." Rod cursed himself, he was gawking like an adolescent with a copy of Catharine frowned prettily, tucking her chin in and touching a forefinger to her lips. Then she smiled, rolled over onto her side. The velvet gown fell open. Apparently it was the custom to sleep nude. Catharine was toying with a pendant that hung from her neck. Her teeth were worrying her lower lip. She looked him over like a cat sizing up a canary. "Blank-shield soldiers," she murmured, "have a certain repute…" Her lips were moist, and very full. Rod felt his lips moving, heard his own voice stammering, "As—as my Queen seeks to reform the ills of her land, I… hope to reform the reputation of soldiers. I would do… only good to your Majesty." For a moment, it seemed Catherine's very blood must have stopped, so still she lay. Then her eyes hardened, and the silence in the room stretched very, very thin. She sat up, gathering her dressing gown about her. "Thou art much to be commended, Master Gal-lowglass. I am indeed fortunate to have such loyal servitors about me." It was much to her credit, under the circumstances, Rod thought, that there was only a faint tone of mockery to her voice. Her eyes met his again. "Accept the Queen's thanks for the saving of her life." Rod dropped to one knee. "I am indeed fortunate," Catharine went on, "to be so loyally served. You have given me my life; and I think that few soldiers would have given me safe deliverance, as you have done." Rod flinched. She smiled, her eyes glittering malice and satisfaction for just a moment. Then her eyes dropped to her hands. "Leave me now, for I shall have a trying day tomorrow, and must make good use of the night, for sleeping." "As the Queen wishes," Rod answered, poker-faced. He rose and turned away, his belly boiling with anger—at himself. It wasn't her fault he was a fool. He closed the door behind him, then spun and slammed his fist against the rough stone of the entry-way wall. The nerves in his fist screamed agony. He turned back to the hall, forearm laced with pain—and there stood Brom O'Berin, face beet-red, trembling. "Well, shall I kneel to thee? Art thou our next king?" The anger in Rod's belly shot up, heading for Brom O'Berin. Rod clamped his jaws shut to hold it back. He glared at Brom, eyes narrowing. "I have better use for my time, Brom O'Berin, than to rob the royal cradle." Brom stared at him, the blood and fury draining out of his face. " 'Tis true," he murmured, nodding. "By all the saints, I do believe 'tis true! For I can see in thy face that thou art filled with Furies, screaming madness at thy manhood!" Rod squeezed his eyes shut. His jaw tightened till it felt as if a molar must break. Something had to break. Something had to give, somewhere. Somewhere, far away, he heard Brom O'Berin saying, "This one hath a message for thee, from the witches in the tower…" Rod forced his eyes open, stared down at Brom. Brom was looking down and to his left. Following his gaze Rod saw an elf sitting tailor-fashion by Brom's foot. Puck. Rod straightened his shoulders. Smother the anger; vent it later. If the witches had sent word, it was probably vital. "Well, spill it," he said. "What word from the witches?" But Puck only shook his head and murmured, "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" He skipped aside a split second before Rod's fist slammed into the wall where he'd been sitting. Rod howled with pain, and spun. He saw Puck and lunged again. But "Softly" said Puck, and a huge chartreuse-and-shock-pink filled the hall, a full-size, regulation, fire-breathing dragon, rearing back on its hind feet and bellowing flame at Rod. Rod goggled. Then he grinned, baring his teeth in savage joy. The dragon belched fire as it struck. Rod ducked under the flames and came up under the monster's head. His fingers closed on the scaly neck, thumbs probing for the carotid arteries. The dragon flung its head up and snapped its neck like a whip. Rod held on grimly, held on and held on while the dragon battered him against the granite walls. His head slapped stone and he yelled with pain, stars and darkness before his eyes, but he tightened his grip. The great neck bowed, and the huge talons of the hind feet raked at Rod's belly, splitting him from collarbone to thigh. Blood fountained out, and Rod felt himself reeling into blackness; but he held on, determined to take the dragon with him into death. Well, at least he'd have a mount in the land of the dead. As darkness sucked him down, he felt the great head drooping, bobbing lower and lower, following him down to death… His feet felt solid ground and, for a miracle, his legs held him up. Light misted through the dark around him, misted and gathered and grew, and he saw the beast lying dead at his feet. The darkness ebbed away from the dragon; light showed Rod granite walls and brocade hangings; and the castle hall swam about him, reeled, and steadied. At his feet, the dragon's colors faded. Its outlines blurred and shimmered, and the beast was gone; there was only clean gray stone beneath Rod's feet. He looked down at his chest and belly; his doublet was whole, not even wrinkled. Not a trace of blood, not a scratch on him. He squeezed an elbow, expecting the pain of bruises; there was none. His head was clear, without the ghost of even an ache. Slowly, he raised his eyes to Puck. The elf looked back, eyes wide and mournful. Amazingly, he wasn't smiling. Rod covered his face with his hands, then looked up again. "Enchantment?" Puck nodded. Rod looked away. "Thanks." "Thou hadst need of it," Puck answered. Rod squared his shoulders and breathed deeply. "You had a message for me?" Puck nodded again. "Thou art summoned to a meeting of the Coven." Rod frowned, shaking his head. "But I'm not a member." Brom O'Berin chuckled like a diesel turning over. "Nay, thou art of them, for thou art a warlock." Rod opened his mouth to answer, thought better of it, and closed his jaws with a snap. He threw up his hands in resignation. "Okay, have it your own way. I'm a warlock. Just don't expect me to believe it." "Well, thou wilt, at least, no longer deny it." Toby filled Rod's mug with the hot, mulled wine. "We ha' known thou wert a warlock even before we had set eyes on thee." Rod sipped at the wine and looked about him. If he'd thought it was a party last night, his naivete had been showing. That had just been a He turned back to Toby, bellowing to hear his own voice. "Don't get me wrong; I don't mean to be a cold blanket, but what's the occasion? How come all the celebrating?" "Why, our Queen lives!" yelled Toby. "And thou art hero of the night! Thou hast banished the banshee!" "Hero…" Rod echoed, a wry smile twisting his face. He lifted his mug and took, a long, long draft. Suddenly he swung the mug down, spluttering and coughing. "What ails thee?" Toby asked, concerned. He pounded Rod on the back till the older man wheezed, gasping. "Leave off," he said, holding up a hand, "I'm okay. I just thought of something, that's all?" "What is thy thought?" "That banshee ain't real." Toby stared. "What dost thou say?" Rod clamped a hand on the back of Toby's neck and pulled the boy's ear down to his own level. "Look," he yelled, "the banshee only appears before someone dies, right?" "Aye," said Toby, puzzled. "Before someone Toby pulled back, staring at Rod. Rod smiled, eyes dancing. "It's only supposed to show up when death's inevitable." He turned, looked out over the great tower room. The witches were dancing on the walls, the ceiling, occasionally the floor, and in mid-air, with a fine disregard for gravity. They were twisting through gyrations that would have given a snake triple lumbago. Rod looked back at Toby, lifted an eyebrow. "Doesn't look much like a funeral." Toby frowned; then his face split into a grin. "I think thou hast not seen a Gramarye wake," he yelled. "Still, thou art aright; we dance this night for Life, not Death." Rod grinned savagely, took another pull from his mug, and wiped his lips with the back of his hand. "Now, if it's a fake, and it is, the next question is, who put it there?" Toby's jaw dropped open. He stared. "Get me Aldis," Rod shouted. Toby closed his mouth, gulped, and nodded. He closed his eyes; a moment later, Aldis swooped down and brought her broomstick in for a two-point landing. "What dost thou wish?" she panted. She was blushing, face lit with excitement and joy. The sight of her gave Rod a sudden pang of mourning for his own lost youth. He leaned forward. "See if you can tune in on Durer, Loguire's chief councillor." She nodded, closed her eyes. After a few moments she opened them again, staring at Rod in fear. "They are much wroth," she reported, "that the Queen did not die. But they are more wroth in that they know not who put the banshee on the roof of the castle this night." Rod nodded, lips pressed into a tight, thin line. He took a last draft from his mug and rose, turning away toward the stairwell. Toby reached up, catching his sleeve. "Where dost thou go?" "To the battlements," Rod called back, else would you look for a banshee?" "Where?" The night breeze cut chill through his clothes as he stepped out onto the battlements. The moon, over his shoulder, sent his shadow pacing before him. The battlements stretched out before him like a great gap-toothed row of incisors. "Fess," Rod called softly. "Here, Rod," murmured the voice back of his ear. "Does this banshee seem to be fonder of one stretch of battlements than another?" "Yes, Rod. During the period in which we have been in Gramarye, the banshee has appeared under the east tower." "Always?" "To judge by an inadequate sample, yes." Rod turned to his left, strolling east. "Well, you go on collecting an adequate sample while I do something about it." "Yes, Rod," said the robot, somehow managing a tone of martyred patience. Rod looked out over the battlements at the town, nestled below them at the foot of the great hill that served as the foundation for the castle. A long, white road wound up from the town to the drawbridge, with here and there the outpost of a low, rambling inn. And down there below, in the rotting heart of the town, like some great basalt gravestone, stood the House of Clovis. A stumbling, a scrabbling behind him. Rod snapped about into a wrestler's crouch, dagger a bite of moonlight in his hand. Big Tom stumbled out of the winding stairway, with something draped across his arm. He stood, looking about him with wide-white-rimmed eyes, heaving hoarse gusts of air into his lungs. He turned, saw Rod, and came running, his face flooded with relief. "Eh, master, thou'rt still whole!" Rod relaxed and straightened up, sliding the dagger back into its sheath. "Of course I'm whole! What're The big man stopped, the grin wavering on his face. He looked down at the cold stones, shuffling his feet. " 'Ell, master, I had heard…1…well…"He looked up; the words came in a rush:"Tha must not go again' the banshee; but if thou'lt go, thou'lt not go alone." Rod studied the big man's face for a long moment, wondering where this deep devotion had come from. Then he smiled gently. "Your knees have turned to jelly at the mere thought of the monster, but you still won't let me go alone." He clapped Tom on the shoulder, grinning. "Well, then, come along, Big Tom; and I'm downright glad of your company, I don't mind telling you." Tom grinned and looked down at the stones again. It was hard to be sure in the moonlight, but Rod thought there was a faint blush creeping up from the big man's collar. He turned and set out toward the tower. Tom plodded along by his side. " 'Ere now, master, thou'lt grow a-cold," and Tom flung the cloak he had been carrying over his arm around Rod's shoulder. A warm, friendly gesture, Rod thought as he thanked Big Tom. He was touched that the clumsy ape should be worried about him—but he was also aware that the cloak hampered his knife hand, and was pretty sure Big Tom was aware of it, too. "Art not afraid, master?" Rod frowned, considering the question. "Well, no, not really. After all, the banshee's never been known to hurt anybody. It's just, well, a forecast, you know? Herald of Death and all that." "Still, 'tis a marvel thou'rt not afeard. Wilt thou not even walk in the shadows by the wall, master?" Rod frowned and looked at the shadows along the battlements. "No, I'll take the center of the way when I can. I'd always rather walk tall in the sunlight than skulk in the shadows at the side of the road." Big Tom was silent a moment, his eyes on the shadows. "Yet," he said, "of necessity, a man must go through the shadows at one time or other, master." With a shock, Rod realized Tom had picked up the allegory. Illiterate peasant, He nodded, looking so serious it was almost comic. "Yes, Big Tom. There's times when he has to choose one side of the road or the other. But for myself, I only stay on the sidelines as long as I have to. I prefer the light." He grinned. "Good protection against spirits." "Spirits!" Tom snorted. He quickly threw Rod a half-hearted grin. He turned away, frowning. "Still, master, I do much marvel that you will take the middle road; for there may a man be attacked from both sides. And, more to the point, he cannot say that he has chosen either the right or the left." "No," Rod agreed, "but he can say that he has chosen the middle. And as to attack, well, if the road is well-built, the center is highest; the pavement slopes away to right and left, and the shoulder is soft and may give way beneath you. A man in the middle can see where his enemies are coming from; and it's firm footing. The sides of the road are treacherous. Sure it's an exposed position. That's why not too many have the courage to walk it." They walked a moment in silence; then Rod said, "Did you ever hear of a dialectical materialism, Tom?" "How… ?" The big man's head jerked up in surprise, almost shock. He recovered, scowling and shaking his head fervently, and muttering, "No, no, master, no, never, never!" "What is Terran?" the big man growled. "A dream," Rod sighed, "and a myth." "Are you one man who lives by it, master?" Rod looked up, startled. "What? The dream of Terra?" "No, this dialec—what magic didst thou term it?" "What, dialectical materialism?" Rod grinned. "No, but I find some of its concepts very handy, like the idea of a synthesis. Do you know what a synthesis is,To*n?" "Nay, master." Tom shook his head, eyes round in wonder. The wonder, at least, was probably real. The last thing Big Tom could have looked for was Rod to start quoting a totalitarian philosphy. "It's the middle way," Rod said. "The right-hand side of the road is the thesis, and the left-hand side is the antithesis. Combine them, and you get a synthesis." "Aye," Big Tom nodded. Tom's eyes took on a guarded look. He began to see where Rod was going. "And the synthesis is the middle of the road. And, being true, it's naturally uncomfortable." He looked up; the east tower loomed over them. They stood in its shadow. "Well, enough philosophizing. Let's get to work." "Pray Heaven the banshee come not upon us!" Big Tom moaned. "Don't worry; it only shows up once a day, in the evening, to predict death within twenty-four hours," Rod said. "It's not due again till tomorrow evening." There was a sudden scrabbling in the shadows. Big Tom leaped back, a knife suddenly in his hand. "The banshee!" Rod's blade was out too, his eyes probing the shadows. They locked with two fiery dots at the base of the tower wall. Rod stepped out in a crouch, knife flickering back and forth from left hand to right. "Declare youself," he chanted, "or die." A squeal and a skitter, and a huge rat dashed away past him, to lose itself in the shadows near the inner wall. Big Tom almost collapsed with a sigh. "Saints preserve us! 'Twas only a rat." "Yes." Rod tried to hide the trembling of his own hands as his knife went back to its sheath. "There seem to be a lot of rats in the walls of this castle." Big Tom straightened again, wary and off his guard. "But I saw something as that rat ran by me…" Rod's voice trailed away as he knelt by the outer wall, running his hands lightly over the stone. "There!" "What is it, master?" Big Tom's garlic breath fanned Rod's cheek. Rod took the big man's hand and set it against his find. Tom drew in a shuddering breath and yanked his hand away. " 'Tis cold," his voice quavered, "cold and square, and—it bit me!" "Bit you?" Rod frowned and ran his fingers over the metal box. He felt the stab of a mild electric shock and jerked his fingers away. Whoever had wired this gadget must have been the rankest of amateurs. It wasn't even grounded properly. The box was easy to see once you knew where to look for it. It was white metal, about eight inches on a side, two inches deep, recessed so that its front and top were flush with the stone, halfway between two of the crennelations. But come to think of it, that faulty grounding might have been intentional, to keep people from tampering. Rod drew his dagger, glad of the insulation provided by the leather hilt. Carefully, he pried open the front of the box. He could make out the silvery worm-trails of the printed circuit and the flat, square pillbox of the solid-state components—but the whole layout couldn't have been larger than his thumbnail! His scalp prickled uneasily. Whoever had built this rig knew a little more about molecular circuitry than the engineers back home. But why such a big box for such a small unit? Well, the rest of the box was filled with some beautifully-machined apparatus with which Rod was totally unfamiliar. He looked at the top of the box; there was a round, transparent circle set in the center. Rod frowned. He'd never run into anything quite like this before. At a guess, the circuitry was part of a remote-control system, and the machined parts were—what? "Master, what is it?" "I don't know," Rod muttered, "but I have a sneaking suspicion it's got something to do with the banshee." He probed the mechanism with his dagger, trying to find a moving part. He felt sublimely reckless; the gadget could very easily have a destruct circuit capable of blowing this whole section of the battlements halfway back to Sol. The probing point found something; the machine clicked and began to hum, almost subsonic. "Away, master!" Big Tom shouted. " 'Tis accursed!" But Rod stayed where he was, hand frozen for fear the knife-point would lose whatever contact it had closed. Smoke billowed out of the transparent circle, shooting ten feet into the air, then falling back. In less than a minute, a small localized cloud had formed. A second machine clicked, somewhere in front of Rod, and a shaft of light stabbed upward from the outer wall, toward Rod but over his head, shooting into the smoke-cloud. The shaft of light spread into a fan. Big Tom wailed in terror. "The banshee! Flee, master, for your life!" Looking up, Rod saw the banshee towering ten feet above him. It seemed he could almost smell the rotting, tattered shrouds that covered the voluptuous woman's body. The rabbit mouth opened, showing long, pointed teeth. A hidden loudspeaker hummed into life; the apparition was about to start its wailing. Rod lifted his dagger a quarter of an inch; the fan of light blacked out, the hiss of the mechanical smoke-pot died. The wind murmured over the battlements, dispelling the last of the smoke-cloud. Rod knelt immobile, still staring upward; then, shaking himself, he picked up the front of the box and forced it back into place. "Master," whispered Big Tom, "what was it?" "A spell," Rod answered, "and the banshee it called up was a sham." He stood, drumming his fingers on the stone. He struck his fist against the wall. "No help for it. Come on, Big Tom, hold my ankles." He lay face-downward between the two great granite blocks, his knees above the smoke-pot machine. "What, master?" "Hold my ankles," Rod snapped. "I've got to take a look at the outside of the wall. And you've got to keep me from falling into the moat." Tom didn't answer. "Come on, come on!" Rod looked back over his shoulder. "We haven't got all night." Big Tom came forward slowly, a huge, hulking shape in the shadow. His great hands clamped on Rod's ankles. Rod inched forward until his head was clear of the stone. There, just under his chin, was a small, square box with a short snout: a miniaturized projecter, shooting a prerecorded banshee into the cloud of smoke, giving the illusion of three dimensions—a very compact projector and removable screen, all susceptible to remote control. From where? Rod craned his neck. All he could see was gray stone. "Hold tight, Big Tom." He inched forward, hoping he'd guessed right about the big peasant. He stopped crawling when he felt the granite lip of the battlements pressing his belt buckle. His upper body jutted free beyond the castle wall, with nothing underneath but air, and, a long way down, the moat. He looked down. Mm, yes, that Well, if that happened, Fess would sent a report back to SCENT headquarters, and they'd send out another agent. No need to worry. Tom's hoarse, labored breathing sounded very loud behind him. There it was, just under the projector, a deep, silver-lined cup recessed into the wall—a hyperbolic antenna. So that the radio impulse that turned the projection machines on could be very, very small, impossible to detect outside the straight line between the transmitting and receiving antennas. So, if you want to find the transmitting antenna, just sight along the axis of the receiving dish. And, looking along that line and allowing for parallax, he found himself staring straight at the rotting basalt pile of the House of Clovis. For a moment, he just stared, dumbfounded. So it hadn't been the councillors after all. Then he remembered Durer's poison attempt at breakfast, and amended his earlier guess: it hadn't been the councillors And, come to think of it, that warming-pan trick would have been much easier for a servant to pull than for a councillor. He was jarred out of his musing rather abruptly; Big Tom's hands were trembling on his ankles. He thought he hard a sigh of relief as Big Tom hauled him in. Rod rose and turned. Sweat streamed down Big Tom's face; his complexion looked very much like dirty dishwater, and his lower lip still trembled as he sucked in a noisy deep breath. Rod looked into the big man's eyes for a long moment, without saying anything. Then he murmured, "Thanks." Tom held Rod's eyes a moment longer, then turned away. Rod fell into step beside him. They were halfway back to the stairwell before Big Tom said, "And dost thou know who hath sent this enchantment, master?" Rod nodded. "The House of Clovis." Thei* boots echoed hollow on the stone. "Why hast thou not destroyed it?" Rod shrugged. "It's a good warning that the Queen's in danger." "Then who wilt thou tell of it?" Rod looked up at the stars. "My horse," he said slowly. "Horse?" Big Tom frowned. "Yes, my horse. And no one else, until I've figured out just where Tuan Loguire stands—for the Queen or against her." "Ah." Big Tom seemed to think that was explanation enough. Rod boosted his estimate of Big Tom's status. Appa-rently the man knew what was going on, more thoroughly than Rod did. Big Tom was silent till they came to the stairwell. "Thou wast not a hair's breadth from Death this night, master." "Oh, I don't think so." Rod folded his arms and leaned against the wall. "That was just a fake banshee; it couldn't have hurt us. And even as it was, I knew the spell that got rid of it." "I was not speaking of the banshee, master." "I know." Rod looked straight into Tom's eyes. Then he turned and started down the stairs. He'd gone six steps before he realized Big Tom hadn't followed. He looked back over his shoulder. Tom was staring at him, mouth slack with shock. Then the mouth closed, the face froze. "Thou didst know thy danger, master?" "I did." Tom nodded, very slowly. Then he looked down to the stairs and came down. "Master," he said after the first landing, "thou'rt either the bravest man or the greatest fool that ever I met." "Probably both," saidRod, keeping his eyes on the torchlit steps. "Thou shouldst have slain me when first thou guessed." Tom's voice had an edge. Rod shook his head, wordless. "Why not?" Tom barked. Rod let his head loll back. He sighed. "Long ago, Tom, and far away—Lord, how far away!" " Tis no time for fairy tales!" "This isn't a fairy tale. It's a legend—who knows? Maybe true. A king named Hideyoshi ruled a land called Japan; and the greatest duke in the land was named Ieyayasu." "And the duke wished to be king." "I see you know the basic techniques. But Hideyoshi did "He was a fool," Tom growled. "No, he needed Ieyayasu's support. So he invited Ieyayasu to take a walk in the garden with him, just the two of them, alone." Tom stopped, turned to look down at Rod. His eyes glittered in the torchlight. "And they fought." Rod shook his head. "Hideyoshi said he was getting old and weak, and asked Ieyayasu to carry his sword for him." Tom stared. Then his tongue flicked out over his lips. He swallowed and nodded. "Aye. What happened?" "Nothing. They talked a while, and then Ieyayasu gave Hideyoshi his sword again, and they went back to the castle." "And?" "And Ieyayasu was loyal until the old man died." Big Tom's eyes were hooded; he could have been carved from wood. He nodded, mouth tightening. "A calculated risk." "Pretty high-falutin' language for a peasant." Tom snarled and turned away. Rod stood a moment, looking after him. Then he smiled and followed. They were almost back to the guard room when Tom laid a hand onRod's shoulder. Rod turned to face him. "What are you?" Tom growled. Rod smiled with one side of his mouth. "You mean who do I work for? Only myself, Big Tom." "Nay." Tom shook his head. "I'll not believe that. But 'twas not what I asked." Rod raised an eyebrow. "Oh?" "Oh. I mean what are you, you, yourself, what manner of man?" Rod frowned. "Nothing so strange about me." "Aye, there is. Thou wilt not kill a peasant out of hand." Rod stared. "Oh?" He pursed his lips. "That's out of the ordinary?" "Most surely. And thou'lt fight for a manservant. And trust him. And speak with him, more than commands. What arr thou, Rod Gallowglass?" Rod shook his head and spread his hands in bewilderment. He laughed once, hollow. "A man. Just a man." Tom eyed him for a long moment. "Thou art," he said. "I am answered." He turned away to the guard room door, flung it open. "Master Gallowglass," said the page, "the Queen summons you." One of life's greatest and least expensive treasures is false dawn. The world lies waiting for the sun, lit by a glowing sky, chill and fresh, filled with rippling bird song. Big Tom took one long, deep breath of the morning air, filling his lungs with the innocence he had never known. "Eh, master!" he called back over his shoulder, "this is the world for a man!" Rod answered with a feeble smile as Tom turned away, to ride on ahead of Rod, singing jubilantly and with gusto, though somewhat off-key. Rod, unfortunately, was in no condition to appreciate the aesthetic qualities of the dawn, having had about three hours of sleep in the last forty-eight hours. Then, too, there was Catharine. The interview had been short and sour. She'd received him in her audience chamber, and had kept her eyes on the fire, not once looking at him. Her face had been cold, lips drawn tight against her teeth. "I fear for my Uncle Loguire," she had said. "There are men about him who would rejoice to see his eldest son become the Duke." Rod had answered in the same stiff, formal tone. "If he dies, you lose your strongest friend among the lords." "I lose one who is dear to me," she snapped. "I care not for friendship among the lords; but I care greatly for my uncle." And that, Rod reflected, was probably true—to her credit as a woman, and her detriment as a ruler. "Do you," she resumed, "ride south this day to Loguire's demesne; and do you see that none bring harm to him." And that, aside from a very formal leavetaking, had been that. Hell hath no stupidity like a woman scorned, Rod thought; she was sending her most competent bodyguard as far away as she could. "Fess?" "Yes, Rod?" The horse turned its head to look back at its rider. "Fess, I am without a doubt the prize booby ever hatched." "You are a great man, Rod, from a line of great men." "Oh yeah, I'm "And here I ride south, with a manservant who would probably gleefully slip a knife between my ribs if his sense of duty got the upper hand over his conscience for half a minute. "And what have I accomplished? I've established that the place is filled with ghosts, elves, witches, and a lot of other monsters that can't possibly exist; I've given you five or six seizures; and to top it all off, a beautiful woman propositioned me, and I refused! Oh, I'm so great it's unbelievable! If I were just a little bit more efficient, I'd have managed to botch the whole thing by now! Fess, wouldn't I be better off if I just gave up?" The robot began to sing softly. " "Oh, shut up." |
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