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"Perhaps these people have one," said Bolo, hopefully.




"Any race that looks up to a puny primate is hardly likely to have evolved up to atomic vector plotter level," muttered Zaphod.




Unfortunately, his bearers heard this. They dropped him, which didn't hurt, then jumped on him, which did.




"Blasphemer!" They yelled.




In no time at all, Zaphod was trussed up by the crowd and suspended from a pole held by his bearers.




"Hey guys," he moaned. "Can't you take a joke? You've got as much humour as a Vogon Stag Night!"




The power of this statement was lost on the Stavromulans, as they had never even met a Vogon, let alone be subjected to the ugliness of a Vogon bride.




"Serves you right," said Trillian. "You chose the wrong place to insult Arthur."




"Arthur, get them to put me down!" Yelled Zaphod, letting his cool slip to lukewarm.




"We will do with him as you wish," said Latigid.