"Asimov, Isaac - Wonderful Worlds of SciFi Vol 9 - Robots" - читать интересную книгу автора (Asimov Isaac)

Gregor lifted a handful, smacked his lips, and set it down on the floor. "Wonderful," he said, hoping that the boat's internal scanners weren't as efficient as the external ones seemed to be.
Apparently they were not. "Good," the lifeboat said. "I am moving toward the island now. And, I promise you, in a little while you will be more comfortable."
"Why?" Arnold asked.
"The temperature here is unbearably hot. It's amazing that you haven't gone into coma. Any other Drome would have. Try to bear it a little longer. Soon, I'll have it down to the Drome norm of twenty degrees below zero. And now, to assist your morale, I will play our national Anthem."
A hideous rhythmic screeching filled the air. Waves slapped against the sides of the hurrying lifeboat. In a few moments, the air was perceptibly cooler.

Gregor closed his eyes wearily, trying to ignore the chill that was spreading through his limbs. He was becoming sleepy. Just his luck, he thought, to be frozen to death inside an insane lifeboat. It was what come of buying paternalistic gadgets, high-strung, humanistic calculators, oversensitive, emotional machines.
Dreamily he wondered where it was all leading to. He pictured a gigantic machine hospital. Two robot doctors were wheeling a lawnmower down a long white corridor. The Chief Robot Doctor was saying, "What's wrong with this lad?" And the assistant answered, "Completely out of his mind. Thinks he's a helicopter." "Aha!" the Chief said knowingly. "Flying fantasies! Pity. Nice looking chap." The assistant nodded. "Overwork did it. Broke his heart on crab grass." The lawnmower stirred. "Now I'm an eggbeater!" he giggled.
"Wake up," Arnold said, shaking Gregor, his teeth chattering. "We have to do something."
"Ask him to turn on the heat," Gregor said groggily.
"Not a chance. Dromes live at twenty below. We are Dromes. Twenty below for us, arid no back talk."
Frost was piled deep on the coolant tubes that traversed the boat. The walls had begun to turn white, and the portholes were frosted over.
"I've got an idea," Arnold said cautiously. He glanced at the control board, then whispered quickly in Gregor's ear.
"We'll try it," Gregor said. They stood up. Gregor picked up the canteen and walked stiffly to the far side of the cabin.
"What are you doing?" the lifeboat asked sharply.
"Going to get a little exercise," Gregor said. "Drome soldiers must stay fit, you know."
"That's true," the lifeboat said dubiously.
Gregor threw the canteen to Arnold.
Arnold chuckled synthetically and threw the canteen back to Gregor.
"Be careful with that receptacle," the lifeboat warned. "It is filled with a deadly poison."
"We'll be careful," Gregor said. "We're taking it back to headquarters." He threw the canteen to Arnold.
"Headquarters may spray it on the H'gen," Arnold said, throwing the canteen back.
"Really?" the lifeboat asked. "That's interesting. A new application of--"
Suddenly Gregor swung the canteen against the coolant tube. The tube broke and liquid poured over the floor.
"Bad shot, old man," Arnold said.
"How careless of me," Gregor cried.
"I should have taken precautions against internal accidents," the lifeboat esped gloomily. "It won't happen again. But the situation is very serious. I cannot repair the tube myself. I am unable to properly cool the boat."
"If you just drop us on the island--" Arnold began.
"Impossible!" the lifeboat said. "My first duty is to preserve your lives, and you could not live long in the climate of this planet. But I am going to take the necessary measures to ensure your safety."
"What are you going to do?" Gregor asked, with a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach.
"There is no time to waste. I will scan the island once more. If our Drome forces are not present, we will go to the one place on this planet that can sustain Drome life."
"What place?"
"The southern polar cap," the lifeboat said. "The climate there is almost ideal--thirty below zero, I estimate."
The engines roared. Apologetically the boat added. "And, of course, I must guard against any further internal accidents."
As the lifeboat charged forward they could hear the click of the locks, sealing their cabin.

"Think!" Arnold said.
"I am thinking," Gregor answered. "But nothing's coming out."
"We must get off when he reaches the island. It'll be our last chance."
"You don't think we could jump overboard?" Gregor asked.
"Never. He's watching now. If you hadn't smashed the coolant tube, we'd still have a chance."
"I know," Gregor said bitterly. "You and your ideas."
"My ideas! I distinctly remember you suggesting it. You said--"
"It doesn't matter whose idea it was." Gregor thought deeply. "Look, we know his internal scanning isn't very good. When we reach the island, maybe we could cut his power cable."
"You wouldn't get within five feet of it," Arnold said, remembering the shock he had received from the instrument panel.
"Hmm." Gregor locked both hands around his head. An idea was beginning to form in the back of his mind. It was pretty tenuous, but under the circumstances...
"I am now scanning the island," the lifeboat announced.
Looking out the forward porthole, Gregor and Arnold could see the island, no more than a hundred yards away. The first flush of dawn was in the sky, and outlined against it was the scarred, beloved snout of their spaceship.
"Place looks fine to me," Arnold said.
"It sure does," Gregor agreed. "I'll bet our forces are dug in underground."