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CLAW YOUR WAY TO THE TOP
How to become the head of a major corporation
in roughly a week


By
Dave Barry
Illustrated by Jerry O'Brien


Rodale Press
Emmaus, Pennsylvania
Copyright (C) 1986 by Dave Barry
All rights reserved


No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or
by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopy, recording, or any
information storage and retrieval system, without the written permission of
the publisher.

Printed in the United States of America on recycled paper containing a high
percentage of de-inked fiber.

Book design by Anita G. Patterson

Library of Congress Cataloging in Publication Data

Barry, Dave.
Claw your way to the top.
1. Success in business--Anecdotes, facetiae, satire, etc.
ISBN 0-87857-652-5 paperback


DEDICATION


This book is dedicated to Burton R. Legume, inventor, who in 1907 dreamed up
the concept of the hold button, without which the modern industrial economy
would not be possible.


CONTENTS


INTRODUCTION.................................................................V
Chapter One THE HISTORY OF BUSINESS..........................................1
Chapter Two GETTING A JOB....................................................9
Chapter Three HOW TO DO YOUR JOB WHATEVER IT IS.............................21
Chapter Four STEPPING OVER YOUR CO-WORKERS..................................31