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HOMES AND OTHER BLACK HOLES
The Happy Homeowner's Guide to
Ritual Closing Ceremonies,
Newton's First Law of Furnature Buying,
the Lethal Chemicals Man,
and Other Perils of the American Dream


By
DAVE BARRY
Illustrated by
JefF MocNelly


FAWCETT COLUMBINE
NEW YORK
Copyright (C) 1988 by Dave Barry
Illustrations Copyright (C) 1988 by jeff MacNelly


Sale of this book without a front cover may be unauthorized. If this book is
coverless, it may have been reported to the publisher as "unsold or destroyed"
and neither the author nor the publisher may have received payment for it.

A Fawcett Columbine Book
Published by Ballantine Books

All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright
Conventions. Published in the United States by Ballantine Books, a division
of Random House, Inc., New York, and simultaneously in Canada by Random House
of Canada Limited, Toronto.

Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 87-91406
ISBN: 0-449-90274-9

Cover photograph by Bill Wax
Interior Design by Beth Tondreall
Manufactured in the United States of America
First Edition: September 1988


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