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Author’s
Note Once again, it’s my great
pleasure to thank the Ragdale Foundation, of Between the time my last book
was published and this one completed, I lost three dear old friends, and list
them now in the order of their passing: Dave Van Ronk, Jimmy Armstrong, and
John B. Keane, to whom Hope to Die was dedicated. One of my early books
was dedicated to Dave. I never got around to dedicating one to Jimmy. I miss
them all. Earlier, I lost my mother, who
came to the end of a good long life two weeks and two days after the twin
towers fell. Like my wife and daughters, she read each of my books in
manuscript. Thus she had a chance to read Hope to Die, although she died
before it was published. This book, then, is the first she won’t get to read. before... On September 11, 2001,
sunrise came at 6:33 am. The forecast called for clear skies and a beautiful
day. At 8:45 a.m., American
Airlines Flight 11, bound from At 9:05 a.m., United
Airlines Flight 175, also bound from At 9:50 a.m., forty-five
minutes after it had been hit, the At 10:30 a.m., an hour and
forty-five minutes after it had been hit, the At 10:29 a.m., on May 30,
2002, cleanup efforts at Ground Zero were completed. There was widespread
agreement throughout the city that nothing would ever be the same again. one BY
THE TIME Jerry Pankow was redy for
breakfast, already been to three bars and a whorehouse. It was, he’d discovered, a
great opening line. “By the time I had my eggs and hash browns this morning . .
.” Wherever he delivered it, in backroom bars or church basements, it got
attention. Made him sound interesting, and wasn’t that one of the reasons he’d
come to And, one had to admit, to
plumb the depths of depravity, which resonated well enough with the notion of
three bars and a whorehouse before breakfast. Today he was having his
breakfast in Joe Jr.’s, a Greek coffee shop at the corner of This morning, though, he was
several degrees short of ravenous, and his next scheduled stop was in the
Village, at Charles and Waverly So he’d walked across Twenty-third and down
Sixth. That stretch of Sixth Avenue had once afforded a good view of the twin
towers, and now it showed you where they’d been, showed you the gap in the
downtown skyline. A view of omission, he’d thought more than once. And now here he was in a booth
at Joe’s with orange juice and a western omelet and a cup of coffee, light, no
sugar, and how depraved was that? It was ten o’clock, and he’d get to Marilyn’s
by eleven and be out of there by one, with the rest of the day free and clear.
Maybe he’d catch the two-thirty meeting at Recovery, he thought. The
hottest ticket in town. He let the waiter refill his
coffee cup, smiled his thanks, then automatically checked the fellow out as he
walked away, only to roll his eyes at his own behavior. Cute butt, he thought,
but so what? If he were to show up at a
meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous, he thought, nobody would tell him to get the
hell out. But did it make his life unmanageable? Not really. And, more to the
point, could he handle another program? He was in AA, sober a little over three
years, and, because drugs played a part in his story, he managed to fit a
couple of NA meetings into his weekly schedule. And, because his parents were
both drunks—his father died of it, his mother lived with it—he was an Adult
Child of Alcoholics, and went to their meetings now and then. (But not too
often, because all the whining and bitching and
getting-in-touch-with-my-completely-appropriate-anger made his teeth ache.) And, because John-Michael was
an alcoholic (and also sober, and anyway they weren’t lovers anymore), he went
to Al-Anon a couple of times a month. He hated the meetings, and he wanted to
slap most of the people he saw there—the Al-Anon-Entities, his sponsor called
them. But that just showed how much he needed the program, didn’t it? Or maybe
it didn’t. It was hard to tell. Three years sober, and he
started each day by visiting three bars and a whorehouse, inhaling the reek of
stale beer and rancid semen. The bars were in He hit the bars in what he
thought of as working his way up from the depths, starting with Death Row, a
leather bar west of In his drinking days, Jerry
might have started the evening at Harrigan’s. He could tell himself he was just
stopping for a quick social drink before he settled in for the night. He wasn’t
cruising, certainly, because nobody went to a place like that trolling for a
sexual partner. He supposed people who got drunk there sometimes went home with
each other, but that was essentially beside the point. But after a few drinks there,
and maybe a line or two in the men’s room, a gay bar would seem like a good
idea, and he’d be on his way to a place like Cheek. And there he might meet
someone he’d take home or go home with, but he might not, and before the night
was over he could well wind up at Death Row or some equivalent thereof, barely
knowing what he was doing or with whom he was doing it, and, when he woke up
hours later, sickened by what he remembered or terrified of what he didn’t
remember, depending on just when the blackout curtain had dropped. Now he frequented the bars
only in the morning, to sweep and mop and straighten up, and on his way out he’d
pick up the twenty dollars left for him. The management of Death Row, perhaps
over-compensating for the relentless squalor of the premises, tucked his
payment into an envelope with his name on it; at Harrigan’s and Cheek, they
just left a $20 bill on the back bar, next to the register. Then the whorehouse, which
took longer, but he was still in and out of the place in not much more than an
hour, and his envelope, with Jerry in purple Pentel in a precise
feminine hand, held a hundred dollars. Always a single bill, and always a crisp
new one, and, when you thought about it, an outrageous payment for the time it
took. Then again, he sometimes
thought, look what they got for a simple blow job. MARILYN
FAIRCHILD’S APARTMENT WAS on the
third floor of a four-story brownstone on Well, he thought, who
wouldn’t? He’d lived briefly in I love The new slogan, the post-9/11
slogan, with the Milton Glaser logo adapted to show the heart scarred, like a
human heart after a heart attack. First time he saw the new version, on a
T-shirt in a shop window, the damn thing moved him to tears. But then for a
while there almost everything did. The capsule biographies of the dead that ran
every day in the Times, for instance. He couldn’t read them, and he
couldn’t keep from reading them. It wore off, though. You were
scarred, like the heart, you took a licking and kept on ticking, and you
healed. More or less. The entrance to Marilyn’s
brownstone was a half flight up from the street. He mounted the steps and rang
her bell, gave her plenty of time to respond, then used his key. He took the
steps two at a time—three years ago, bottoming out on drugs and alcohol, it was
all he could do to drag himself up a flight of stairs, and baby, look at me
now—and poked the buzzer alongside her door. He got the key ready—he carried
more keys than a super these days, and rather liked the butch effect of it
all—and when there was no response to his buzz he let himself in. Place was a pigsty. Well, that was an
exaggeration. It wasn’t filthy. He cleaned for her once a week, and the
apartment was never seriously dirty, but sometimes it was a mess, and it was
certainly a godawful disaster area this morning. Ashtrays overflowing with
cigarette butts, some of them lip-sticked, some of them not. A pair of rocks
glasses, one holding a half inch of pale amber liquid, the other dry. The dry
one showed lipstick, the other didn’t. Yesterday’s Times, in
all its many sections, was scattered all over the living room. An oblong pocket
mirror, and he’d bet anything there was cocaine residue on it, lay on the
mahogany coffee table, next to an uncapped bottle half full of Wild Turkey and a
plastic ice bucket half full of water. A bra was on the other side of the ice
bucket, half on and half off the coffee table, and yes, there was her blouse,
lime green raw silk, he’d seen her wearing it once, and now it was tossed on
the Queen Anne wing chair. Could her skirt be far off? No skirt, he determined,
but there was a pair of black slacks on the floor next to the club chair, and
were those black panties wedged into the corner of the club chair? Egad, Holmes, I do believe
they are. One of the cushions from the
sofa was halfway across the room, and he wondered how that had happened. A pair
of mahogany tables flanked the couch—like the coffee table, they were from The
Bombay Company, cheaply made but attractively styled. One held three hardcover
novels between a pair of bronze bookends—Susan Isaacs, Nelson DeMille, and
Judith Rossner’s Looking for Mister Goodbar, which he’d always assumed
had some sort of totemic value for Marilyn. The other table, to the right of
the sofa, held three little figurines of animals, Zuni fetishes from the
Southwest. There was a bison carved from Picasso marble, a rose quartz bear
with a bundle of arrows on his back, and a turquoise rabbit, all of them
grouped around the white saucer from a child’s tea set. The saucer held
cornmeal—except it didn’t, its contents had been spilled onto the table and
floor, and the bison and bear were lying on their sides, and where was the
little rabbit? With the cornmeal spilled, he
thought, maybe the bear had gotten hungry enough to eat the rabbit. Failing
that, he supposed he’d find it somewhere in the chaos of the apartment. Not for the first time, he
contrasted Marilyn’s place with the last premises he’d tidied, the whorehouse
on Well, wasn’t that the
difference between your professionals and your amateurs? He rolled his eyes, ashamed of
himself. Marilyn was a sweetie, and where did he get off calling her a whore?
Still, he could imagine her coming up with some version of the line on her own,
a half-smile on her full mouth and an ironic edge to the bourbon-and-cigarette
voice. Her self-deprecating sense of humor was one of the things he liked most
about her, and— Jesus, was she home? Because her bedroom door was
shut, and that was unusual. That might explain the extent of the mess, too. Her
apartment was usually messy, she wasn’t the sort to preclean out of concern for
the good opinion of her cleaning person, but he’d never before found
undergarments in the living room, and she’d have at least capped the bourbon
bottle and put away the little mirror. Sleeping late, wasn’t she?
Well, she’d very likely been up late. He’d let her sleep, hold off running the
vacuum until he was done with everything else. If that woke her he could do the
bedroom after she emerged from it; otherwise he’d skip it this week. She didn’t have company, did
she? He decided that wasn’t too
likely. The clothes in the living room were all hers, and the guy, whoever he
might be, wouldn’t have kept all his clothes on while she took everything off.
Somewhere along the way he’d returned from the bedroom, thoughtfully closing
the door, and dressed and left the apartment, pulling the door shut. It hadn’t
been double-locked when he arrived, he recalled, but that didn’t mean anything;
Marilyn forgot to double-lock the door as often as not, whether she was at home
or gone for the day. He started to whistle—the same
song, HE’D
MET HER AT an ACOA meeting, had
heard her sharing wryly about her parents, and had assumed she was in show
business. An actress, a nightclub chanteuse, at the very least a waitress who
went to all the cattle calls, got roles in off-off-Broadway showcases, and had
a card in the Screen Extras Guild. And maybe did voice-overs, because God knows
she had the voice for it, pitched low, seasoned with booze and tobacco, coming
across like honey-dipped sandpaper. She looked the part. It wasn’t
that she was beautiful. Her features were a little too strong for beauty, her
facial planes too angular. It was more that she was totally Out There, her
energy expanding to fill whatever room she was in. You noticed her, you paid
attention to her. You couldn’t buy that, or learn it at Actors Studio. You had
it or you didn’t, and she did. “It’s all my Leo stuff,” she
explained. “I got my sun and three or four planets in Leo, and maybe I should
have been an actress, as much as I like being the center of attention, but I
always had zero desire in that direction, and thank God, because what kind of a
life is that?” She’d been born in Brooklyn,
grew up on Long Island, went to college in “I had the usual array of
jobs, and the only one I might have kept was assisting this photographer, a
really sweet boy, but he got too sick to work. And then I took a class at the
Learning Annex, if you can believe it, and it was like I found my purpose in
life. No time at all I had my Realtor’s license and a job to go with it, and
this place was maybe the fourth rental I ever showed. I showed no end of
co-ops, and I handled subletting some of them, but as far as straight rentals,
this was the fourth, and I took one look at it and saw it was rent-stabilized
and what the price was, and no way was I gonna let it go to some fucking
client. So of course my first job was convincing this darling young couple that
it was all wrong for them, and once I got rid of them I put in an application
and rented it myself. I got fired for that, it’s a major no-no, but who gave a
shit? I had my dream apartment, and how long was it going to take me to get
another job? Five minutes?” They’d stopped at a Starbucks
after the meeting, and otherwise he might never have gotten to know her,
because she never went back to ACOA. It was too humorless for her, she told
him, and he could understand that, but suspected she also wanted to keep her
distance from any program that might make her face up to her own relationship
with alcohol, which he had to figure was at least somewhat problematical. She
reined it in when she was with him—people often did in the presence of sober
alcoholics—but one time she’d been a toke over the line, as it were, and he got
to see the change in her eyes and in the cast of her features. Well, it was his job to clean
her apartment, not to take her inventory. Someday he might see her at an AA
meeting, and maybe she’d get sober and maybe she wouldn’t, but for now her life
seemed to work okay, or at least she thought it did. Though you wouldn’t have
guessed it from the state of her living room. Not this morning, anyway. And that was where he came in,
wasn’t it? He cleaned and straightened, washed glasses, emptied ashtrays,
stuffed her dirty clothes in the bathroom hamper, put things where they
belonged. He couldn’t seem to find the turquoise rabbit—maybe she’d taken it to
bed with her, though animals carved from stone weren’t really ideal for
cuddling—but he put fresh cornmeal in the little saucer and positioned the bear
and the bison on either side of it. He bagged the garbage, carried it
downstairs and stowed it in one of the trash cans in the rear courtyard. He
cleaned the bathroom, scouring the sink and toilet and clawfooted old tub,
getting the curious satisfaction this chore always brought him. The first time
he cleaned someone’s toilet he wanted to retch, but you got over that, and
nowadays he felt this great sense of accomplishment. Odd how it worked. Was it
that way for everybody, or was it a gay thing? When he’d finished in the
living room and kitchen and bathroom, and the small second bedroom she used for
an office, he got out the vacuum cleaner and hesitated. He went to the bedroom
door, put an ear to it, then turned the knob and eased it open. It was dark within, but enough
light came through around the blackout shades for him to make out her form in
the bed at the far end of the room. He said her name—“Marilyn?”—to get her
attention if she was just lying there half-awake, but not loud enough to rouse
her from a sound sleep. And she was evidently sleeping soundly, because she
didn’t stir. Should he vacuum? It was that
or quit for the day, leaving her bedroom untouched and the whole apartment
unvacuumed. The noise might wake her, but she’d probably want to be up by now
anyway, might even have appointments scheduled. If she could leave her
underwear in the living room and her Wild Turkey uncapped, wasting its
fragrance on the desert air, she might well have neglected to set her clock.
Even now some Wall Street hotshot could be cooling his heels in a lobby
somewhere, waiting for Marilyn to show him the condo of his dreams. He plugged in the old He remembered how delighted
she’d been to learn what he did for a living. “It’s a get-well job,” he’d
explained. “Although it could be a career, if I want. All I have to do is let
it grow itself into an agency, a cleaning service. But that’s too complicated
for now. I like to keep it real simple. I make okay money and my rent’s low and
I get paid in cash and I’m done for the day in plenty of time to make an
afternoon meeting.” “But a whorehouse,” she said.
“How did that happen?” “The way it always does. You
clean for one person and he recommends you to somebody else.” “So one of the bar owners was
a customer at the whorehouse—” “Actually, I think it was the
other way around.” “What are they like? The
girls?” “I think it’s more PC to call
them women. No, seriously, I never see anybody. I did go up there one time to
pick up the key and arrange everything, and I caught glimpses of one or two
women, and they just looked like, I don’t know, like women.” “What were they wearing?” “Oh, please. I didn’t notice.
The woman I spoke to, and I gather she was the manager—” “The madam.” “I suppose. She was forty or
forty-five, and if I’d met her on the street I’d have guessed she was a
beautician.” “Really.” “Or possibly, you know, an
executive secretary, or maybe a showroom manager. Not exactly brassy, but that
kind of self-assurance.” She’d had more questions, and
at the end she asked if he cleaned for any ordinary people. “Like me,” she
said. He said, “Ordinary?” and
raised an eyebrow. And went on to say that he did indeed have a couple of
private clients, no more than one a day, whose apartments he cleaned once a
week. By the time they left the coffee shop they’d arranged that she would be
one of them. Most of the time she was out
when he cleaned, but not always, and sometimes she’d be at her desk, working,
and they’d chat between phone calls. A couple of times they ran into each other
on the street. She talked wryly about her love life, asked his advice about her
hair (a rich auburn, shoulder-length when he’d met her, short and pixyish as of
two months ago), and generally used him as her Gay Male Confidante, a sort of
girlfriend with a Y chromosome, or perhaps a younger brother but without all
that family baggage. “I wonder,” she’d said. “Do
you think I could ever take a turn at your whorehouse?” “You mean like Belle du
Jour?” “Sort of, except I have a
hunch it works better if you look like Catherine Deneuve. Anyway, I’m probably
too old.” “You’re what, thirty-eight?” “‘You’re only thirty-eight,
and could pass for twenty-nine’ is what you meant to say, isn’t it?” “Word for word. Thirty-eight’s
not old.” “How old are the girls in your
whorehouse?” “It’s not my whorehouse, and I
don’t have any idea how old they are. There’s nobody home when I do my thing.” “Men want young girls, don’t
they? In a place like that?” “I have no idea what men
want,” he said, archly. “In a place like that or anywhere else. What’s this all
about? You wouldn’t really want to do it, would you?” “Probably not, but it’s an
awfully nice fantasy.” “Well, enjoy yourself,” he
said. “There’s no age limit in fantasies.” THE
VACUUMING DIDN’T WAKE her. Neither
did the phone, which he couldn’t hear over the noise of the vacuum cleaner; he
only realized it was ringing when the blinking light on the dial of the office
extension caught his eye. He switched off the vacuum and listened, waiting for
her to answer it, but she didn’t, and after two more rings her voice mail
picked up. He stood still for a moment,
frowning. Then he went back to work. Using one of the long skinny attachments
to slurp the dust off the top of a window molding, he visualized a giraffe
doing a line of coke. That reminded him of the little mirror he’d found in the
living room. It was in the strainer on the kitchen sinkboard now, any cocaine
residue washed off and down the drain, and . . . Maybe you should just go
home. The thought was just there,
all at once. He stood still and looked at his own anxiety and wondered
where the hell it had come from. Yes, there had almost certainly been cocaine
on that mirror, but Marilyn and her friend had long since Hoovered it away. And
yes, there had been an open bottle of bourbon in the living room, and he’d
caught a whiff of it, and smelled it again in the glasses he’d washed. And yes,
he was an alcoholic, sober now by the grace of whatever God you wanted to
credit, and could be rendered anxious by anything that might pose a threat,
real or imaginary, to his sobriety. But the coke was gone and the
bottle capped and put away, and didn’t he start every day in rooms that smelled
of beer and hard booze, with dozens of bottles just standing there, waiting to
be sampled? He was like a fox with the keys to the henhouse, all alone in Death
Row and Cheek and Harrigan’s, just him and all that booze. And, while his mind
could conjure up no end of harrowing scenarios—a mind, his sponsor had told
him, was a terrible thing to have—in point of fact it never really bothered him
at all. He’d run across drugs in the
bars he cleaned, too, because people who were drunk and stoned tended to be
careless, and the odd Baggie would turn up on the floor, or in the john, or,
more than once, right out there in plain sight on top of the bar. And the
apartments he cleaned had their stashes, legal and otherwise—the few ounces of
pot in the model’s undies drawer, the huge jar of Dex-amil on the dot-com
exec’s bedside table, and with all that speed wouldn’t you think the guy would
do his own cleaning? Like four or five times a day? And every medicine cabinet
held pills. Valium and all its cousins, and no end of ups and downs, many of
which he recognized of old—a few years in the trenches were a veritable college
of pharmacological knowledge—and some of which were new to him, because the
drug trade didn’t go into freeze-frame the day he stopped using. It evolved,
everything evolved, and he might spot something new on the shelf next to the
shaving cream and wonder where it would take him if the lid happened to pop off
the little vial and if two (oh might as well make it three) pills leapt up and
out and into his open-in-astonishment mouth and down his throat before he quite
knew what was happening. I mean, it wasn’t a real slip, was it, if it just sort
of took you by surprise like that? Thoughts like that just helped
him remember who he was. They didn’t really upset him, and weren’t cause for
alarm. And if they kept him going to meetings, well, then they served a
purpose, didn’t they? So he wasn’t afraid of what
was in Marilyn’s liquor bottle or medicine cabinet. Or, God help us, her undies
drawer. But really, now, couldn’t he
just pack up and go? He’d cleaned everything but the bedroom, cleaned really
quite thoroughly, and he couldn’t do any more without disturbing her sleep, and
for all he knew she really needed her sleep, for all he knew she’d been up past
dawn. Why, she could have been partying while he cleaned the bars and the
whorehouse, and he might have been tucking into his omelet right around the
time her companion thoughtfully closed the bedroom door and let himself out of
her apartment, leaving her sleeping . . . Sleeping? If she was asleep, he told
himself, then he would indeed just slip out and allow her to awaken on her own,
and in her own good time. He’d leave a note—“I was fresh out of kisses and
couldn’t figure out how to wake Sleeping Beauty. I’ll stop by tomorrow and do
the bedroom. Love, Jerry.” If
she was asleep . . . He paused at her bedroom door,
took a deep breath, let it out, took another. He opened the door, let his eyes
accustom themselves to the dimness. There she was, just as he’d
seen her earlier. Sprawled out on her bed, obviously in deep slumber. It looked
as though she hadn’t stirred since he’d first looked in on her. Room had an odor. Nothing too
rank, but even if he was going to let her sleep he ought to open a window. Hard
to sort out the smells. Sex, booze, cigarette smoke . . . He walked over to the side of
the bed, looked down at her. She was on her back, her head to one side. The
sheet covered her just past her waist. He looked at her full breasts, willing
them to rise and fall with her breathing, but they didn’t move, and he knew he
hadn’t expected them to move, hadn’t expected her to be breathing, had known
what he’d find before he opened the door. He took another breath—yes,
there were other elements in the room’s odor besides sex and booze and smoke,
there was a bathroom smell and a meat-market smell—and he reached out a hand
and touched the tips of two fingers to her forehead. Like a priest, he thought,
anointing the dead. And of course her flesh was
cool to the touch. He couldn’t will it into warmth, any more than he could make
her chest rise and fall. “Oh, Mairsie,” he said aloud.
“Oh, baby, what the hell did you do to yourself?” He reached for the bedside
lamp, then drew his hand back. You weren’t supposed to touch anything, he knew
that much, but wasn’t it permissible to turn on a light? Otherwise how could
you know for sure what you were looking at? He touched only the switch,
turned it, blinked at the brightness. He looked at her and saw the marks on her
throat and said, “Oh, God, somebody did this to you.” And covered you to the
waist, he thought, and closed the door on his way out. He reached for her wrist, felt
for a pulse, but that was ridiculous, he wasn’t going to find one, she was
dead, his friend Marilyn was dead. He didn’t want to touch her, hadn’t wanted
to put his fingers to her forehead, but he did anyway, perhaps to make sure of
what he already knew, perhaps to demonstrate to himself that he could do this
if he had to. And her wrist was cold, lifeless, and there was no pulse, and he
let go of her and took a step back from the bed. Before he opened the door,
he’d considered leaving. Now, though, it was no longer an option. He had a
moral obligation, and a legal one as well, and he knew what he had to do,
however little he looked forward to it. There was a phone on the
bedside table, but he stopped himself and used the one in her office instead.
He dialed 911 and gave his own name and her address. Yes, he was certain she
was dead. Yes, he would stay where he was until the officers arrived. No, he
wouldn’t touch anything. He hung up the phone and
started to laugh. It was wildly inappropriate, his friend and client was dead
in the next room, his buddy Marilyn, and he supposed it was shock that
propelled the laughter. But it was funny, wasn’t it?
You had to admit it was funny. Oh, no, he wouldn’t touch
anything. God forbid he do anything to compromise the integrity of the crime
scene. He’d used his thumb and forefinger to switch on the lamp, he’d nudged
the door open with his foot. He’d been ever so careful. Locking the barn door, he
thought, after all the horses had bolted. Because, God help him, he’d already
cleaned the apartment to the best of his professional ability. You could eat
off the fucking floor, if you were so inclined, and what do you suppose that
did to the integrity of the crime scene? two SHE
WAS AT her desk by ten. She turned
on the radio—it was preset to WQXR—and raised the volume
a notch. She’d lower it in the afternoon, when people who were so inclined made
the rounds of art galleries, but for now she could play it as loud as she
liked. Not rock-concert loud, not even Carnegie Hall loud, but with sufficient
volume so that it was real music, not just background noise. Though it might as well have
been background noise for all the attention she paid to it. She busied herself
in correspondence, real mail and e-mail, made phone calls, and sprang up from
her chair from time to time to walk around the gallery, straightening a
painting that had gotten itself tilted, dusting a piece of sculpture, and just
claiming the place as her own, like a cowboy riding his fences. Mornings were her favorite
time. No one came to the door, and the phone hardly ever rang. She had the
place to herself, and the work to herself, and she liked it that way. Chloe
would come at one o’clock and station herself at the reception desk, and potential
customers would drift in, stare thoughtfully at the work, and wander off again.
She enjoyed it when one of them wanted to talk about the art, enjoyed it even
more when someone actually bought something. (And it did happen sometimes. You
knocked yourself out making phone calls and working your mailing list, you
eighty-sixed the jug wine and cheese cubes and got Fabulous Food to cater the
opening, and then someone walked in off the street, someone you never heard of
who never heard of you, either, and he fell in love with something and wanted
to know if you took American Express. Damn right she did.) She enjoyed all that, and
couldn’t have stayed open without it, but the sheer contentment of her morning
routine, all by herself in her ever-changing private museum—that was the real
payoff. That was close to heaven. But there was something she
was supposed to do, and she couldn’t remember what it was. At eleven o’clock they
interrupted the music for a five-minute news summary, and she wasn’t paying any
attention to it until she heard a name she recognized. “Marilyn Fairchild,” the
announcer said, and said something else about the police pursuing several
leads, and then the item was past, and he was saying something no doubt
important about Marilyn Fairchild, murdered
the other night in her She’d been found in her bed,
strangled. She hoped they’d find the bastard, hoped some slick son of a bitch
didn’t get him off, hoped— That’s what she couldn’t remember! Maury Winters’s number was on
her speed dial, and she pushed the button and drummed her fingers waiting for
the receptionist to pick up. She said, “Susan Pomerance for Mr. Winters,” and
looked up when a buzzer sounded. There was a young man at her door. Was it safe to let him in? He
was black, and that automatically triggered a mental alarm, she couldn’t help
it, she was white and that was how she reacted. She sized him up at a glance
and noted his short hair, his regular features, his skin tone that suggested a Caucasian
grandparent or great-grandparent. He was cleanshaven, his jeans had been
ironed, his sneakers were tied. None of this meant
anything—you could be neatly dressed and nice-looking and white in the bargain,
with your fucking arm in a cast yet, and turn out to be Ted Bundy—but he looked
all right, he really did, and he was carrying an envelope, just an ordinary
six-by-nine manila clasp envelope, and she didn’t see how he could tuck a knife
or a gun into it. Marilyn Fairchild, who’d found
her the perfect co-op at London Towers, high ceilings and casement windows and
an attended lobby and she could even walk to work, Marilyn Fairchild had let
someone into her apartment, someone who hadn’t needed a knife or a gun, and now
she was dead and— He was probably a messenger,
she thought, but he didn’t look like a messenger. He seemed too purposeful,
somehow. She buzzed him in, and when
the attorney came on the line she said, “Hold on a sec, Maury. Someone at the
door.” To the young man she said, “How may I help you?” “Are you Miss Pomerance?” When
she nodded he said, “I have these pictures, and Mr. Andriani said you might
look at them.” “David Andriani?” “That has the gallery on “You’re an artist?” He shook his head. “My uncle.” “Have a seat,” she said. “Or
have a look around, if you like. I’ll be with you in a moment.” She picked up the phone.
“Sorry,” she said. “Maury, I got something in the mail the other day. They want
me to report Monday morning for jury duty.” “So?” “So how do I get out of it?” “You don’t,” he said. “You’ve
already postponed it twice, if I remember correctly.” “Can’t I postpone it again?” “No.” “Why the hell not? And why
can’t I get out of it altogether? I have my own business to run, for God’s
sake. What happens to this place if I get stuck in a courtroom?” “You’re right,” he said.
“Three days in the Criminal Courts Building and the Susan Pomerance Gallery
would go right down the tubes, triggering a stock-market crash that would make
Black Tuesday look like—” “Very funny. I don’t see why I
have to do this.” “Everybody has to.” “I thought if you were the
sole proprietor of a business—” “They changed the rules,
sweetie. It used to be very different. Loopholes all over the place. There was
even a joke going around for years, like how would you like your fate to be in
the hands of twelve people who weren’t bright enough to get out of jury duty?” “That’s my point. I ought to
be bright enough to—” “But they changed the rules,”
he went on, “and now everybody has to serve. Lawyers, ex-cops, everybody. Rudy
got called a couple of years ago, if you’ll recall, and he was the mayor, and
he served just like everybody else.” “I bet he could have gotten
out of it if he’d wanted to.” “I think you’re probably right,
and that’ll be an option for you when you’re elected mayor, but for the time
being—” “I’m supposed to go to the “Now that’s different,” he
said. She grinned in spite of
herself. “I’m serious,” she said. “Can’t you do something? Tell him I’m blind
or I’ve got agoraphobia?” “I like that last,” he said.
“You’ve got a fear of empty spaces, all right. On other people’s walls. Do you
have the letter they sent you?” “Well, I wouldn’t throw it
out, would I?” “You might, but I meant do you
have it handy.” “It’s somewhere,” she said.
“Hold on a minute. Here it is. You want me to fax it to you?” “That’s exactly what I want.” “Coming at you,” she said, and
rang off, then found his card in her Rolodex and carried it and the offending
letter to the fax machine. She sent the fax, and while it made its magical way
across town she looked over at the young man, who was standing in front of a
painting by Aleesha MacReady, an elderly woman who lived in rural West Virginia
and painted formal oil portraits of biblical figures, all of them somehow
looking as though they were undergoing torture, but didn’t really mind. “That’s Moses,” she said.
“That’s the golden calf in the bulrushes. She puts in a batch of props that
don’t necessarily go together, but all relate to the person portrayed. She’s
self-taught, of course. I suppose that’s true of your uncle?” “My mom’s uncle,” he said. “My
great-uncle. Emory Allgood, that’s his name. And he never had lessons.” She nodded at the envelope.
“You have slides?” He opened the envelope, handed
her a color print that looked to have been run off a computer. It showed an
assemblage, an abstract sculpture fashioned from bits of junk. You couldn’t
tell the scale of the thing, and the printing was bad, and you were seeing it from
only one angle, but she felt the power of the piece all the same, the raw
kinetic energy of it. And something else, something
that gave her a little frisson, a pinging sensation, almost, in the center of
her chest. “Is this the only—” He shook his head, drew out a
disk. “A friend of mine has this digital camera. He only printed out the one
picture, but he said if you has, if you have a computer . . .” She did, at the desk in her
office, and she popped in the disk and went through the images, almost two dozen
of them, and before she was halfway through the pinging had become a bell
pealing in her chest, resonating throughout her whole being. She said, “Tell me his name
again.” “Emory Allgood.” “And you are ...” “His great-nephew. My mom’s
mom, my gran, was his sister.” “I meant your name.” “Oh, didn’t I say? I’m sorry.
It’s Reginald Barron.” “Do they call you Reginald or
Reggie?” “Mostly Reginald.” If you has, if you have a computer. Just the slightest stress on have.
He was careful to speak correctly, but care was required. She found it
charming. “Reginald,” she said, and
looked at him. He was several inches taller than she was, say an inch or so
over six feet. Slender but well muscled, with broad shoulders, and muscles in
his arms that stretched the sleeves of his red polo shirt. She kept her eyes
away from his crotch, but couldn’t stop her mind from going there. She said, “Tell me about your
uncle. When did he start making art?” “About five years ago. No,
that’s not exactly right. Five years ago he stopped paying much mind to people,
and then a year or so after that he started making these things.” “First he withdrew.” “He stopped answering,” he
said. “Took less and less notice of people. He’d be staring, and there wouldn’t
be anything there for him to stare at.” “I understand.” “What I think, he was going
inside.” “Yes.” “And he’d go in the street
like a junk picker and come home with all this trash, and my mom was worried,
like he’d have to, you know, go away or something, but it turned out he was
bringing all this shit—” He winced, and she was
touched. Gently she said, “I’ve heard the word before, Reginald.” “Well.” “I may even have said it once
or twice.” “Well, what I was saying. He
was bringing these things home for a reason, to use them in what he was making.
But we didn’t know that until one day he showed my mom what he was working on,
and that made it better. The junk-picking and all.” “Because he had a reason.” “Right, and so it wasn’t so
crazy.” “Did he talk about his work?” “He, uh, pretty much stopped
talking. I don’t know what you’d call him, if he’s crazy or what. He’s not
scary, except the way any old man’s scary who keeps to himself and doesn’t say
nothing, anything, and just stares off into space. But he never makes trouble
or disturbs anybody, and there’s people who know what he does and bring him
things, empty spools of thread and bottle caps and pieces of wire and, well,
you seen, saw, the kind of things he uses.” “Yes.” “So this man on the next block
said there’s people who pay attention to this type of art, and I got some
pictures taken, and I went around different people until somebody sent me to
Mr. Andriani, and he said you were the person to come see.” “And here you are.” He nodded. She said, “They call it
outsider art, Reginald, because it’s produced by artists who are outside the
mainstream, generally self-taught, and often entirely unaware of the art world.
But it seems to me you could just as easily call it insider art. You were just
looking at Aleesha MacReady’s painting of Moses. Could any work of art be more
internal than hers? She’s communicating a wholly private vision. It’s outside
as far as the “And my uncle’s work’s like
that?” “Very much so.” She walked
around him, careful not to touch him, but passing close enough so that she
fancied she could feel his body heat. “I don’t know much about Aleesha,” she
went on. “I’ve never met her, she’s never come to She moved to stand in front of
another work, painted in Day-Glo colors on a Masonite panel that had been
primed in black. Like all the artist’s work, it showed a monster—this one was
rather dragonlike—devouring a child. “Jeffcoate Walker,” she said.
“Nice, huh? How’d you like this hanging on your living room wall?” “Uh . . .” “Of course you wouldn’t. His
work’s impossible to live with, and my guess is that he creates it so he won’t
have to live with it inside him. But it’s only a guess, because Mr. Walker’s
been institutionalized for the past thirty-some years. I believe the diagnosis is
some form of schizophrenia, and it’s severe enough to keep him permanently
locked up.” “My uncle’s nowhere near that
bad.” “What he has in common with
both of these artists, and with just about everyone whose work I show, is an
internal vision, a very personal vision, along with the ability to communicate
that vision. I find that very exciting.” “I see.” She had, suddenly and entirely
unbidden, a personal vision of her own. Reginald Barron, stripped naked, all
done up in a complicated leather harness suspended from a nasty-looking meat
hook mounted in the ceiling. His muscles strained against the leather straps
that cut into his glistening teak-colored skin, and more leather girded his
loins, painfully tight on his balls and the base of his engorged penis, and— Turning from him, she said, “I
had a background in art history and went to work for a traditional gallery on
upper Madison Avenue. I worked for several galleries, and I got married and
divorced, and I lived with an artist for a while, which is something no one
should have to do, and when that ended I went to “And that got you started?” She nodded. She was able to
look at him now without seeing him as she had a few moments ago. He was a nice
polite young man now, that’s all. Undoubtedly attractive, she had to admit she
was more than a little attracted, but that didn’t mean she was going to act
out, or let her imagination run wild. “I came home,” she said, “and
learned everything I could. I’d always been drawn to folk art, I did my thesis
on Colonial weather vanes, but now I was seeing it all differently. Now some of
it looked cute and amusing, while the work that really moved me came from
somewhere deep within the person who made it. And it didn’t have to be folk
art. When I went to the Prado in She was telling him too much.
What did he know about Goya or the Prado? But he seemed interested. “My artists rarely know how to
talk about their work,” she said, “if they talk at all. But how many artists
can speak intelligently about what they do? If you’ve ever read the silly
statements they prepare for their show openings—” But he wouldn’t know what she
was talking about, he wouldn’t have been to an opening, might never have been
to a gallery. She shifted gears and said, “I went all over the country looking
at things, including an outdoor shrine in Enough life history, she
thought. Cut to the chase. “I’d like to show your uncle’s
work, Reginald. I’d like to give him a one-man show sometime in the fall. I’d
love it if he could supervise the installation and come to the opening, but
that’s not a requirement. The work speaks for itself, and I’ll be here to speak
for it.” He nodded, taking it in. After
a moment he said, “I don’t know what he’ll want to do. I don’t guess he’ll mind
parting with the work, on account of he’ll give a piece away if anyone tells
him they really like it.” “Don’t let him give anything
else away, okay?” “No, he hasn’t been doing that
lately. On account of not talking to people, you know, and keeping to himself.”
He pointed at the wall, where Jeffcoate Walker’s dragon loomed a few yards from
Aleesha MacReady’s Moses. “I didn’t see anything there about the prices.” “It’s considered a little
crass to post them. This”—she crossed to the front desk, brought back a price
list in an acetate sleeve—“is considered more discreet.” “These the kind of prices
you’d put on Uncle Emory’s things?” “I’m not sure. Pricing’s
tricky, there are a lot of factors to consider. Artists command higher prices
as they gain a reputation, and your uncle’s unknown.” She gave him a smile.
“But that won’t be true for long.” “He gonna be famous?” “Well, is Aleesha MacReady
famous? Or Jeffcoate Walker? Perhaps, but to a relatively small circle of
collectors. Howard Finster’s fairly famous, you may have heard of him. And you
probably know Grandma Moses.” “Yes.” “I can’t be specific about
prices,” she went on, “but I can explain the way we work.” And she told him the
gallery took fifty percent of sales proceeds, noticing as she spoke that he
looked tense. Well, why shouldn’t he? Fifty percent was high, but it was
standard, and it was hard enough to come out ahead in this business, and— But that wasn’t it. “I got to
ask this,” he said, “so there won’t be any misunderstanding. We won’t have to
come up with any money in front, will we?” “Money in front?” “’Cause this one dealer was
talking about what we’d have to front him to cover expenses, and we can’t
afford to do anything like that.” “That’s not how we work,” she
assured him. “Expenses are my problem. In fact, there’ll be a token good-faith
advance for you when we get the paperwork signed.” “Paperwork?” “We’ll want exclusive rights
to represent the artist’s work. In return, you’ll get an advance from us
against future earnings. It won’t be much, maybe a thousand dollars, but that’s
better than having to pay money to some vanity gallery, isn’t it?” He nodded, still taking it all
in. “When you say we . . .” “I mean me,” she said. “The
editorial we, or perhaps it’s more the entrepreneurial we. The
Pomerance Gallery is a one-person show in itself, and—” The phone rang, and caller ID
showed it was Maury Winters. “I have to take this,” she told Reginald, and
picked up and said, “Well? Did you work a miracle?” “I hope you have good weather
in the “You got me out of it.” “I got you a postponement,” he
said, “to which you’re not entitled, but it’d be a hard life if we never got
more than we deserved. You’re committed to show up the second week in October,
and—” “October? That’s—” “—a busy time for you,” he
supplied, “and that’s too bad. Susan, sweetheart, we’re talking about a
probable three days, starting on a Monday, and you’re closed Mondays, right?” “Yes, but—” “And how busy are you on
Tuesdays and Wednesdays? Don’t answer that, because I don’t care how busy you
are then or any other time. You’ll go and do your duty as a citizen, and you
won’t get picked because this is criminal court and nobody’s going to want you
on a jury.” “Why’s that?” “Because you’re smart and chic
and in the arts.” “So?” “So either the prosecution or
the defense is going to want you out of there. And even if they don’t, you can
keep from being selected. The judge’ll ask if any of the prospective jurors
feel incapable of being fair and open-minded about the case at hand, and that’s
when you raise your hand and say you couldn’t possibly be fair to Joe Blow
because he looks just like the uncle who tried to get in your pants when you
were eleven.” “And he’ll believe me?” “No, he’ll probably figure you
just don’t want to be on a jury, but what do you care about his good opinion?
He’ll excuse you, because after you’ve said that he’ll have to. Three days,
Susan, and they’ll be over before you know it, and you won’t have to serve
again for four more years.” “If I’d known it was just
three days . . .” “What?” “Well, as far as next week is
concerned—” “Forget next week. You’re off
the hook for next week and you can’t get back on.” “I’d rather wait until October
anyway,” she said. “You’re a love, Maury. I appreciate it, I really do.” “You should. You know, you
shouldn’t call me for something like this. You should ignore the summons and
wait until you’re arrested, and then you call me. I’m a criminal defense
attorney, and—” “One of the best in the
country.” “What are you buttering me up
for? I already did you the favor. But every time you have a legal question you
call me, and most of it’s stuff I’m rusty on. You must know other lawyers.” “Not as well as I know you,
Maury.” She nibbled her lower lip. “You’re the only one on my speed dial. If
there’s anything I can do in return ...” “Well, now that you mention
it, one of your famous blow jobs would be more than welcome.” She let the silence stretch as
long as she could. Then, her voice strained, she said, “Maury, you’re on
speakerphone. I thought you knew that.” He didn’t say anything, and
the silence was delicious. “Gotcha,” she said. “Yeah, I guess you did. I get
you out of jury duty and you give me a heart attack. Nice.” “Just wanted to keep you on
your toes,” she said, and blew him a kiss, and rang off. CHLOE
WAS A FEW minutes late, but no
more than you’d expect from a twenty-three-year-old blonde with a crew cut and
a nose ring. She took up her post at the front desk and Susan, who generally
had lunch delivered, decided it was too nice a day to stay indoors. She walked
over to Empire Diner and had a large orange juice and a salmon salad, then
browsed a couple of She’d sent Reginald Barron off
earlier with papers for his uncle to sign and a $500 check as a good-faith
advance, and now she had another look at the photos of Emory Allgood’s
extraordinary work. She’d kept the disk—Reginald hadn’t thought to ask for its
return, and she would have talked him out of it if he had. She didn’t need it,
she’d already downloaded the images, but she didn’t want it floating around,
not until she had the artist firmly committed to the Susan Pomerance Gallery. Not that anyone else was
likely to respond as strongly as she had, but you never knew, and why take
chances? She knew how good the man was, she’d learned to trust that bell in her
chest, that tingling in her fingertips, and now, looking again at the pictures,
taking more time with them, she found herself running through her client list,
picking out those who’d be particularly likely to respond to what she saw. Before the show she’d invite a
few of her best prospects to preview the work. (The show would probably be in
late October or early November, and if jury duty cost her a few days in early
October, well, she could work around that.) Ideally, there’d be red dots on a
third of the pieces by the time the show opened, even if she had to give some
of the early birds an unannounced break on the price. Of course a lot depended on
the artist, on the likelihood of his continuing to produce work in quantity.
Most of them kept at it, but sometimes an artist would stop making art as
abruptly and incomprehensibly as he’d started. If Emory Allgood was likely to
pull the plug, she’d do best for his sake and hers to get the highest possible
prices for the work at hand. But if there was more work to
come, she could afford for both their sakes to take a different tack. Her goal
would be to get those red dots up as quickly as possible, and to sell out the
whole show in the first week. Then, when she showed his new work a year later,
the buyers who’d been shut out the first time would be primed for a feeding
frenzy. And she’d boost the prices and make everybody happy. She returned to one image,
frustrated by the limitation of a two-dimensional representation of a
three-dimensional object. She wanted to be right there in the room with the
piece, wanted it life-size and smack in front of her, wanted to be able to walk
around it and see it from every angle, to reach out and touch it, to feel the
up-close-and-personal energy of it. Eventually, of course, she’d
go out and look at the work. She’d assumed they lived in Harlem, but the
address Reginald Barron had given her was in The hourly news summary came
on. A suicide bomber had taken eleven lives (including, thank God, his own) in
a cafй in She turned up the volume when
they got to the Marilyn Fairchild murder. That was the name, she hadn’t
misheard it, and they identified her as a real estate agent and gave her age as
thirty-eight. The announcer moved on to
something else and she lowered the volume, and Chloe buzzed her—would she take
a call from a Mr. Winters? She picked up and said, “I was
just thinking of you.” “You got a traffic ticket and
you want me to fix it.” “Silly. I don’t have a car.” “Jaywalking, then.” “I was thinking about Marilyn
Fairchild. I knew her, Maury.” “The actress? No, that’s
something else.” “Morgan.” “That’s it, Morgan Fairchild.
There’s something automatically sexy about a woman with two last names.
Ashleigh Banfield, I watch her on MSNBC and I get a hard-on. She’s
good-looking, but I think it’s the name as much as anything else. Who’s Marilyn
Fairchild?” “She was murdered the day
before yesterday.” “Oh, of course. The name
didn’t register. Lived in the Village, strangled in bed. You say you knew her?” “Not terribly well. She showed
me five or six apartments, including the one I bought.” “You still at “Until I leave feet first. I
love it there.” “And you’ve been there what,
three years?” “Almost five.” “That long? You stay in touch
with her after the closing?” “No.” She frowned. “I thought
at the time we might get to be friends. They just said she was thirty-eight, so
we were a year apart, and—” “You’re thirty-nine?” “Fuck you.” He laughed, delighted. “So
you’re thirty-seven. Two years is worth fuck you?” “We were a year apart,” she
went on, “and she was a successful professional woman living alone in the
Village, and I’m a successful professional woman living alone in “You identified.” “I’m taller by an inch or two.
Her figure was fuller. Her hair had a lot of red in it, but I have a hunch it
would have been the same dark brown as mine without professional intervention.
I don’t smoke, but she did, and that may have given her the throaty voice. She
liked a drink.” “Who doesn’t?” “Did I identify? I suppose.” “‘If it could happen to her…’” “It could happen to me.” She
frowned. “Maury, you called me, and probably not because I was thinking of
you.” “I don’t know. Your thoughts
are pretty powerful.” “What did you want?” “I was thinking it’s been a
while, and I was thinking we should have dinner.” “You still married, Maury?” “Like you and your apartment,”
he said. “Till the day I die.” “That’s good, and I’d love to
have dinner with you. Not tonight, I hope, because—” “Tonight’s no good for me
either. I was thinking the day after tomorrow.” “Let me check. . . . That’s
Friday night? I accept with pleasure.” “I’ll call you when I know
where and when. It’ll be someplace nice.” “I’m sure it will. And I’ll
look forward to it, unless someone strangles me in my bed between now and then.
I hope they catch the son of a bitch.” “They probably will.” “I hope they put him away.” “Again, they probably will,”
he said. “Unless he gets a good lawyer.” three LATER
ON, HE could never get over the
fact that he’d actually welcomed the interruption. The doorbell rang and he
heard it over the music and rose eagerly from his chair, came out from behind
his desk, and hurried to let them in. And his life would never be
the same again. There were two of them, two
clean-shaven short-haired white guys wearing suits and ties and polished shoes,
and his first thought was that they were Mormons or Jehovah’s Witnesses,
because who else dressed like that outside of bankers and corporate lawyers,
and when did those guys start going door to door? And if they had been
religious fanatics, well, hell, he probably would have invited them in and listened
respectfully to what they had to say, even poured them cups of coffee if their
religion allowed them to have it. Not out of fear of hell or hope of heaven,
but because it had to be better than staring at a PC monitor on which words
stubbornly refused to appear. An hour ago he had written He
walked over and opened the window. He’d stared at it for a while, then
deleted and, replacing it with a comma. He played a hand of solitaire
before highlighting the last four words of the sentence and replacing them with
to the window and opened it. He looked at that, shook his head,
highlighted opened it, and changed it to flung it open. Nothing happened, except that
Coltrane gave way to Joshua Redman and cigarette butts began to fill the
ashtray. Then, a few minutes before the doorbell sounded, he’d deleted the
entire sentence. And now he’d pushed the button to open the downstairs door,
and then he’d walked over and opened the door to his apartment, and you could
play with that sentence all you wanted, but here he was, standing in the
doorway, and there they were, coming up the stairs, and . . . “Mr. Creighton? I’m Detective
Kevin Slaughter and this is Detective Alan Reade. Could we talk with you?” “Uh, sure,” he said. “May we come in?” “Oh, right,” he said, and stepped
back. “Sure. Come right in, guys.” They did, and sent their eyes
around the room, not at all shy about looking at things. He’d noticed that
about cops, had watched uniformed officers in the subway and on the street,
staring right at people without the least embarrassment. He stood six two, a bear of a
man, big in the chest and shoulders, with a mane of brown hair and a full beard
that he trimmed himself. His waist was a little thicker than he’d have liked,
but not too bad. He stood a good two inches taller than Slaughter, who in turn
was an inch or two taller than Reade. Slaughter was lean,
wiry—reedy, Creighton thought, while Reade was anything but, and had a gut on
him that the suit jacket couldn’t hide. They were younger than he was, but that
was true of more people every year, wasn’t it? Midthirties, at a guess, and he
was forty-seven, which was still pretty young, especially when you kept
yourself in decent shape, but it was closer to fifty than forty, closer to
sixty than thirty, closer to the grave than to the cradle, and— And they were standing in his
studio apartment, looking at his things, looking at him. “What’s this about?” “Music’s a little loud,”
Slaughter said. “Any chance you could turn it down a notch?” “Somebody complained about the
music? Jesus, at this hour? I remember years ago we had a saxophone player
across the courtyard, he used to practice at all hours, thought he was Sonny
Rollins and this was the Williamsburg Bridge, but—” “It’s just a little hard to
talk over,” Slaughter said smoothly. “Nobody complained.” “Oh, sure,” he said, and
lowered the volume. “So if it’s not the music ...” “Just a few questions,” Reade
said. His voice was reedy, even if he wasn’t. And Slaughter asked if this was a
bad time, and he said that it wasn’t, that he welcomed the interruption, that
he’d been writing the same stupid sentence over and over. “After a while,” he said, “the
words stop making sense. They don’t even look right, you find yourself staring
at the word cat and wondering if it’s supposed to have two ts.” “You’re a writer, Mr.
Creighton?” “Sometimes I wonder. But
yes”—he indicated the big oak desk at the side of the room, the computer, the
big dictionary on its stand, the rack of briar pipes—“I’m a writer.” “Have you had anything
published?” It was Slaughter who asked, and he must have rolled his eyes in
response, because the man said, “I’m sorry, was that a stupid question?” “Well, maybe a little,” he
said, and softened the remark with a grin. “I suppose there are people who’d
call themselves writers without having published anything, and who’s to say
they don’t have the right? I mean, look at Emily Dickinson.” Reade said, “Friend of yours?”
and Creighton looked at him and couldn’t say for sure if the guy was playing
him. “Nineteenth-century poet,” he
said. “She never published anything during her lifetime.” “But you have.” “Six novels,” he said.
“Working on number seven, and the only thing that sustains me on days like this
is reminding myself they were all like this.” “Tough going, you mean.” “Not every day, some days it’s
like turning on a faucet. It just flows. But every book had days like this, and
a couple of them had whole months like this.” “But you make a living at it.” “I’m forty-seven years old and
I live in one room,” he said. “You do the math.” “Just the one room,” Reade
said, “but it’s got some size to it. Plenty of landlords’d throw up a couple of
walls, call it a three-room apartment.” You could stick a plank out
the window, he thought, and call it a terrace. “Good neighborhood, too. Bank
and Waverly, heart of the Meaning You couldn’t afford
it otherwise, he thought, and he couldn’t argue the point. Free market rent
on his apartment would be well over two thousand a month, and probably closer
to three. Could he afford that? Maybe once, before the divorce, before the
sales leveled off and the advances dipped, but now? Not unless he gave up eating
and drinking and—he patted his shirt pocket, found it empty—and smoking. “Rent controlled,” he said. “Even better. You’ve been here
a long time, then.” “Off and on. I was married for
a few years and we moved across the river.” “ He nodded. “ “Be crazy to give it up.” “And then the marriage fell
apart,” he said, “and she kept the house, and I moved back in here.” “They always get the house,”
Slaughter said. He sounded as if he spoke from experience. He shook his head
and walked over to a bookcase, leaned in for a closer look at the spines.
“‘Blair Creighton,’” he read. “That’s you, but on the bell it said John
Creighton.” “Blair’s my middle name, my
mother’s maiden name.” “And your first name’s John?” “That’s right. Some of my
early stories, I used J. Blair Creighton. An editor convinced me to drop the
initial, said I was running the risk that people would mistake me for F. Scott
Fitzgerald. I, uh, took his point.” “I don’t know, it sounds good
with the initial. What’s this, French? You write books in French?” “I have enough trouble in
English,” he said. “Those are translations, foreign editions.” “Here’s one in English. Edged
Weapons. That’s like what, knives and swords?” “And daggers, I suppose. Or
words, metaphorically.” It was interesting, observing them at it. Did Slaughter
really think he wrote in French, or was he playing a role, lacking only the
ratty raincoat to qualify as a road-company Columbo? “It’s a collection of
short stories,” he explained. “Presumably, they have an edge to them.” “Like a knife.” “Well, sure.” “But you have an interest in
knives, right? And swords and daggers?” He was puzzled until he
followed Slaughter’s gaze to the far wall between the two windows. There was a
cased Samurai sword, a Malayan kris with the traditional wavy blade, and a
dagger of indeterminate origin with a blade of Damascus steel. “Gifts,” he said. “When the
book came out. Edged weapons to go with Edged Weapons, so to speak.” “They look nice,” Reade said,
“displayed like that.” “The book’s working title was Masks,”
he recalled, “but we changed it when we heard that was going to be T. C.
Boyle’s collection, or maybe it was Ethan Canin. Whoever it was, he wound up
calling his book something else, too. But one way or another I was a sure bet
to wind up with something to hang on the wall.” “You see masks all the time,”
Reade said. “These here are a little more unique.” Something was either unique or
it wasn’t, there weren’t gradations of it. It was an error his students made
all the time, a particularly annoying one, and he must have winced now because
Slaughter immediately asked him if something was wrong.” “No, why?” “Expression on your face.” He touched the back of his
neck. “I’ve been getting twinges off and on all day,” he said. “I must have
slept in an awkward position, because I woke up with a stiff neck.” “I hate when that happens,”
Reade said. “I imagine most people do. You
know, this is pleasant enough, but do you want to give me a hint what this is
all about?” “Just a few questions, John.
Or do people call you Blair?” “It depends how long they’ve
known me.” And you’ve barely known me long enough to call me Mr. Creighton, he
thought. “Say, do you mind if I smoke?” “It’s your house, John.” “It bothers some people.” “Even if it did,” Slaughter
said, “it’s your house. You do what you want.” He patted his breast pocket
again, and of course it was still empty, cigarettes hadn’t mysteriously
appeared in it since he last checked. He walked over to the desk and shook a
cigarette out of the pack and lit it, relaxing as the nicotine soothed the
anxiety it had largely created. That was all smoking did for you, it poured oil
on waters it had troubled in the first place, and what earthly good did it do
him to know that? He’d known that for years, and he went on smoking the fucking
things all the same. “A couple of questions,” he
said. “Right, we’re taking up enough
of your time as it is, John. So why don’t you tell us about the last time you
saw Marilyn Fairchild.” “Marilyn Fairchild.” “Right.” “I don’t know anybody by that
name.” “You sure of that, John?” “It has a familiar ring to it,
though, doesn’t it? Isn’t there an actress by that name?” “You’re thinking of Morgan
Fairchild, John.” “Of course,” he said. “Well, I
don’t know either of them, Morgan or Marilyn. I wouldn’t mind knowing Morgan,
though. Or Marilyn, if she looks anything like her sister.” “They’re sisters?” “That was sort of a joke. I
never heard of Marilyn Fairchild until you mentioned her.” “Never heard of her.” “No.” Reade took a step toward him,
moved right into his space, and said, “Are you sure of that, John? Because we
understand you went home with her the other night.” He shook his head. “If that’s
what this is about,” he said, “I think you have the wrong guy.” “You do, huh?” “There used to be a John
Creighton in the phone book,” he said. “Lived somewhere in the West Seventies,
and I’d get phone calls for him all the time.” “So maybe it’s him we should
be looking for.” “Well, maybe he’s the one who
got lucky with Marilyn Fairchild.” “Because you didn’t.” “Never even met the lady.” Slaughter said, “You mind
telling us what you were doing the night before last?” “The night before last?” “That’s right.” “That would be Monday night?
Well, that’s easy. I was teaching a class.” “You’re a teacher, John?” “I conduct a workshop once a
week at the “You enjoy it, John?” “I need the money,” he said.
“Not that it amounts to much, but it keeps me in beer and cigarettes.” “That’s something.” “I guess it is. Anyway, that’s
what I was doing Monday night.” “From when to when, John?” “Seven-thirty to ten. You can
check with the school and they’ll confirm that I was there, but don’t make me
prove it by telling you what the stories were about. I forget all that crap the
minute I leave the classroom. I’d go nuts if I didn’t.” “They’re pretty bad, huh?” “I don’t like being read to,”
he said, “even if it’s Dylan Thomas reading A Child’s Christmas in “Must be a good place to meet
women,” Reade said. “You know what’s funny? I’ve
been doing this for three years now, and when I started I had the same thought.
I mean, a majority of students are women, a majority of everything is women,
and these are women with an interest in literature and I’m up there, the
designated authority, and how can you miss, right?” “And?” “Somebody, I think it was
Samuel Johnson, read another writer’s book. And he said, ‘Your work is both
original and excellent. However, the parts that are original are not excellent,
and the parts that are excellent are not original.’” They looked puzzled. “In the classroom,” he
explained, “the women are both attractive and available. However, the ones who
are available are not attractive, and—” “And the ones who are
attractive aren’t available,” Slaughter said. “Was Marilyn Fairchild one of
your students?” “You know,” he said, “I don’t
recognize the name, but I don’t know all their names. It’s not impossible. I
have a list of them someplace, hang on and let me see if I can find it.” It was where it was supposed
to be, in the “So I guess it’s not the same
woman.” “Evidently not.” “And you’re covered from
seven-thirty to ten, but that leaves the whole rest of the night, doesn’t it?
And the thing is, John, you fit the description we’re working with, right down
to the cigarettes you smoke. Unfiltered Camels, there’s not that many people
smoking them anymore.” “We’re an endangered species,
but. . .” “But what, John?” He took the cigarette out of
his mouth, looked at it, put it out in an ashtray. “ ‘The description you’re
working with.’ Who gave you a description?” “Sort of a group effort,”
Slaughter said. “And it included the fact that you were a writer, and your name
was Blair Creighton.” “So we wouldn’t likely mix you
up with the other John,” Reade offered. “And I’m supposed to have gone
home with Marilyn Fairchild. Home from where?” “A bar called the Kettle of
Fish, John. You wouldn’t happen to know it, would you? It’s a few blocks from
here on “On “And you started drinking
there again.” “It’s one of the places I tend
to go to. In the late afternoon, mostly, when the writing’s done for the day.” “And sometimes at night, John?
Like the night before last?” “The night before last. . .” “Take your time, give it some
thought. You just think of something, John? You have the look of a man who just
now thought of something.” “Oh, for Chrissake,” he said.
“That dizzy bitch.” “You remember now, huh, John?” “If it’s the same woman,” he
said. “Short hair, sort of reddish brown? Lives on Waverly?” “I believe it’s “But you’re right about the
hair,” Slaughter said. “The length and the color. You’re doing great, John.” Patronizing son of a bitch. “ “And what name did she give
you, John?” “I might recognize it if I
heard it again. I don’t think we got as far as last names, but the first name
she gave me certainly wasn’t Marilyn.” “You met her in the Kettle of
Fish, John.” “I was having a drink at the
bar. She walked in and picked me up.” “She picked you up.” “Why, isn’t that how she
remembers it? If I’d have been looking to pick somebody up, I wouldn’t have
gone to the Kettle.” “Why not?” “People go there to drink,” he
said. “And to talk and hang out. Sometimes you might go home with somebody, but
it’ll most likely be somebody you’ve known forever from a whole lot of boozy
conversations, and one night you’re both drunk enough to think you ought to go
home together, and it generally turns out to be a mistake, but the next time
you run into each other you both either pretend it never happened or that you
had a good time.” “And that’s how it was with
Marilyn Fairchild?” He shook his head. “That’s the
point. She wasn’t a regular, or at least I never saw her there before. And she
walked in and scanned the bar like she was shopping, and I guess I was close
enough to what she was looking for, because she came right over to me and put a
cigarette between her lips.” “So you could light it for
her.” “Except she took it out,” he
remembered, “and saw my cigarettes on the bar.” “Camels.” “And she said how she hadn’t
had one of those in ages, and I gave her one and lit it for her, and I said if
she was going to smoke she’d better drink, too, and I bought her whatever she
was having.” “Wild Turkey.” “Is that what it was? Yes, by
God, it was, because the next thing I knew she was saying she had a whole
bottle of the stuff just around the corner, and she whisked me out of there and
up to her apartment, and I might like to flatter myself that I picked her up,
but it was very much the other way around. She picked me up.” “And took you home.” “That’s right. What does she
say happened? I picked her up?” “Why do you figure she would
say that, John?” “Who the hell knows what she’d
say? She was a dizzy bitch. I’ll tell you one thing, I’m too fucking old for
barroom pickups, I really am. I’m forty-seven, I’ll be forty-eight next month,
I’m too old to go around sleeping with people I don’t know.” “Sometimes, though, a couple
of drinks . . .” “It clouds your judgment,” he
agreed. “And you had more drinks at
her apartment?” “A drink. Then I went home.” “One drink and you went home?” “That’s what I just said.
What’s her story?” “Right now we just want to get
your story, John.” “Why? Did she make a
complaint? If she did, I think I have a right to hear it before I respond to
it. What does she say I did?” They looked at each other, and
he took a step backward, as if someone had struck him a blow in the chest. He
said, “She’s dead, isn’t she?” “What makes you say that,
John?” “That’s why you’re here. What
happened to her? What did she do, go out looking for somebody else?” “Why would she do that, John?” “Because she was still horny,
I guess.” “What did you do, John? Turn
the lady down? Had a glass of her Wild Turkey and decided you didn’t want to get
naked with her after all?” “The chemistry wasn’t right.” “So you kept your clothes on?” “I didn’t say that.” “You took them off?” He stood still for a long
moment. They were asking more questions but he had stopped listening. He turned
from them, walked to his desk. “John?” “I want to make a phone call,”
he said. “I have a right to make a phone call, don’t I?” “You’re not under arrest,
John,” Slaughter said, and Reade told him it was his phone, and of course he
had the right to use it. But if he could answer a few questions first maybe
they could get this all cleared up and then he could make all the calls he
wanted. Yeah, right. He dialed, and They didn’t respond, but that
was as good as if they had. He talked for a minute or two,
then replaced the receiver. “No more questions,” he said. “I’m done talking
until my lawyer gets here.” “Was that your lawyer just
now, John?” He didn’t have a lawyer. The
last lawyer he’d used was the moron who represented him in the divorce, and
he’d since heard the guy was ill with something, and could only hope he’d died
of it. He needed a criminal lawyer, and he didn’t know any, had never had need
of one. And Roz wasn’t a lawyer, she was a literary agent, but she’d know what
to do and whom to call. He didn’t say any of this,
however. He sat at his desk, and they continued to ask questions, but he’d
answered as many questions as he was going to. And, now that he’d stopped
saying anything, one of them, Slaughter or Reade, took a card from his wallet
and read him his Miranda rights. Now that he’d finally elected to remain
silent, now that he’d finally called for an attorney, they told him it was his
right to do so. He had the feeling he’d
already said a lot more than he should have. four L’AINGLON D’OR WAS on
Fifty-fifth between Park and Madison, and had been there for decades. A classic
French restaurant, it had long since ceased to be trendy, and the right side of
the menu guaranteed that it would never be a bargain. The great majority of its
patrons had been coming for years, cherishing the superb cuisine, the
restrained yet elegant decor, and the unobtrusively impeccable service. The
tables, set luxuriously far apart, were hardly ever all taken, nor were there
often more than two or three of them vacant. This, in fact, was very much as
the proprietor preferred it. A Belgian from In response, one customer
quoted Yogi Berra—Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded. The
proprietor nodded in agreement. “Prйcisйment,” he said. “If it is too
crowded, no one comes.” Francis Buckram saw he was a
few minutes early and had the cab drop him at the corner. He found things to
look at in a couple of Madison Avenue shop windows, and contrived to make his
entrance at 8:05. They were waiting for him at
the table, three middle-aged men in dark suits and ties. Buckram, wearing a
blazer and tan slacks, wondered if he should have chosen a suit himself. His
clothes had nothing to apologize for, the blazer was by Turnbull & Asser,
the slacks were Armani, the brown wing tips were Allen Edmonds, and he knew he
wore the clothes well, but did they lack the gravitas the meeting required? No, he decided, that was the
point. The meeting was their idea, and he wasn’t coming hat in hand.
Insouciance was the ticket, not gravitas. Fancy words for a cop. Well, he was a fancy kind of a
cop, always had been. Always had the expensive clothes and the extensive
vocabulary, and knew when to trot them out and when to leave them in the
closet. Growing up in Park Slope, he’d been as well liked as Willy Loman ever
hoped to be, and he was good enough in sports and enough of a cutup in class to
mask an ambition that got him a full scholarship to Colgate. That was the next
thing to Ivy League and a healthy cut above He stopped at the bar to say
hello to Claudia Gerndorf, who’d profiled him for “I’ve got a column now in the “We’ll do that,” he said.
“Meanwhile, there’s a table of fellows I’ve got to sit down with right now.” And you can put that in your
column, he thought. Former Police Commissioner Francis J. Buckram—and don’t
make it Francis X., assuming that every Francis gets stuck with Xavier for a
middle name, and for God’s sake don’t make the last name Bushman—that Francis
J. Buckram was spotted at a fashionable East Side eatery, sharing vichyssoise
and frogs’ legs with three real estate heavies. He might not get anything out
of the evening but heartburn and a headache, but a little ink linking his name
with some serious They were on their feet when
he reached their table. He knew Avery Davis, who said, “Fran, it’s good to see
you. You know these fellows, don’t you? Irv Boasberg and Hartley Saft.” He shook hands all around,
apologizing for keeping them waiting, and was assured they’d just gotten there
themselves. They had drinks in front of them, and when the waiter came over he
ordered a The conversation throughout
the meal steered clear of Topic A. Ongoing terrorism got some of their
attention, along with speculation about the eventual development of the Ground
Zero site. Someone brought up a current scandal involving the health
inspector’s office. “I remember when the papers used to print a weekly list of
restaurants that got cited for violations,” Irv Boasberg said. “You’d look at
the list, terrified you’d find your favorite Chinese restaurant on it, and what
did it mean if you did?” “That somebody forgot to slip
the inspector a couple of bucks,” Hartley Saft said. “But it killed your
appetite, didn’t it? You know what? Let’s not talk about restaurant
violations.” So they ate French food and
drank Not every former police
commissioner could say the same. Buckram was atypical in that he had come up
through the ranks. It made a certain amount of
sense. The president of the As far as most cops were
concerned, anyone fairly high up in the NYPD was light-years away from the
street, and chiefly concerned with covering asses, his own and the
department’s. The man at the top, the commissioner, was first and foremost a
politician, then an administrator, and not a real cop at all. Still, the street cops liked
it when the top slot was filled by someone who’d been on the job himself.
Buckram, who started out walking a beat in the Gravesend section of Brooklyn
and put in his time as a detective with Major Cases, eventually parlayed a saloon-born
friendship into a stint as police commissioner of He’d liked the job, but he
missed Out of lust and boredom, he
had an affair with a TV reporter, and that only made things worse. He’d had
affairs before, he neither chased women nor ran away from them, but affairs
seemed to mean more in He got the job. The mayor who
gave it to him wanted someone who would jump right in and make waves, and
Buckram gave him what he wanted and then some. He’d tried out some theories in
Portland, his own and some other people’s, and he’d learned how to make a
police force proactive, not just responding to crime but targeting career
criminals and getting them off the street. Crime dropped when there were fewer
criminals out there to commit it, and there were perfectly legitimate ways to
take them out of the game without trampling all over their civil rights. It had
worked in He did so well it cost him the
job. There’s no limit to what a
man can accomplish if he doesn’t care who gets the credit. He’d heard the line somewhere,
and he didn’t know the source and wasn’t sure of the precise wording, but a few
weeks ago he’d been fooling around on his home computer and he dummied it up,
printed it out, and kept forgetting to pick up a frame for it. It belonged on
the wall over his desk, but what was the point? He’d learned the lesson, though
not in time to save his job. Because the commissioner’s job
wasn’t just about covering asses. It was also about kissing one—specifically,
the mayor’s. And this particular mayor had wanted the credit for every positive
thing that happened on his watch, and couldn’t stand it when any of it went to
somebody else. Buckram had known that (though
no one had known the full megalomaniacal extent of it) but the media loved him
and he was great on camera, the expensive clothes showing to good advantage on
his lean frame, the natural wave in his styled hair, the easy smile on his
lips, the glint in his Irish blue eyes. The mayor was pudgy, with a narrow
chest and a potbelly, and a comb-over that might have been endearing on a
humbler man. Buckram spoke in bracing sound bites; the mayor’s on-camera
remarks seemed harsh and mean-spirited at best, and out of context they often
came across as heartless. Three and a half years on the
job, and the crime rate dropped and the streets got safer and people felt great
about the city, and hotel room occupancy soared with an increase in convention
bookings, because suddenly The mayor got plenty of
credit, and deservedly so, but he wanted it all, and Buckram was too cocky to
get out of the way whenever somebody showed up with a camera and a notepad. So
one day he was out of work, and the city was up in arms about it for a few
minutes, but the crime rate kept on dropping and the tourists kept on coming,
and that was that. The mayor got reelected and Fran Buckram signed up with a
lecture bureau, giving after-dinner speeches for $3,500 a pop. He was forty-three when he got
the job, and had just turned forty-seven when he had to give it back. Now he
was fifty-three, and the mayor had finished his second term a hero, elevated to
that status by his performance during 9/11 and its aftermath. The voters would
have given him a third term—they’d have made him dictator for life if they’d
had the chance, and awarded him both ears and the tail in the bargain—but
constitutional term limits forced him to step down, and his replacement was
halfway through his first year in office and seemed to be doing just fine. The new man had three and a
half years to go, plus four more if he ran again and won. So it was far too
early for anyone to enter the lists to succeed him, but people had a pretty
good idea who was in the running. Buckram’s name was at the top
of the Maybe column. And that was what this dinner
was about. He knew that, and his three dinner partners knew it, and so did
Claudia Gerndorf and that demi-hoodlum from Local 802 of the Amalgamated
Federation of Widget Makers. Anyone who recognized the four of them could
figure out why they were sitting there together, washing down sole meuniиre
with pinot grigio. Meanwhile, he told his cop
stories. The three men seemed to enjoy them. “NOW
THAT’S INTERESTING,” MAURY Winters
said. “To your left, four men sitting together, the waiter’s just now pouring
their wine.” She looked, saw three men in
suits and one in a blazer, and asked what was interesting about them. “That they’re here together,”
the lawyer said. “Recognize anybody?” “No,” she said, and
considered. “The one in the blazer looks familiar. Who is he?” “Nobody at the moment, but a
few years ago he was police commissioner.” “Of course, Buckley, but no,
that’s not right. Buckman?” “Buckram, sweetheart. Like a
fine binding. First name Francis, but don’t call him Frank. He prefers Fran.
The other men, well, I recognize two of them, and they’re both real estate machers,
and so’s the third, I’d be willing to bet you. Do you suppose they’ve
banded together to help our former top cop find an apartment?” “I have a feeling the answer
is no.” “But to find a job, that’s
another possibility altogether. How’s your tornado?” Her dish was tournedos
Rossini, filet mignon capped with foie gras, tender as butter and wonderfully
savory, and his mispronunciation was an affectation, a part of the
diamond-in-the-rough image he’d perfected. His gray hair was shaggy, his suit
imperfectly tailored for his fleshy physique, and his tie showed the odd food
stain. She wasn’t sure of his age but knew he was well into his sixties, and
the years showed in his face and carriage. And yet he remained an extremely
attractive man, and how fair was that? If a woman let herself go like that, no
one would look at her twice. With a man, well, if he had the right sort of
energy emanating from him, you overlooked some of the flaws, called the rest character,
and wound up with wet panties. “My tornado is gale force,”
she told him. “If there’s a trailer park in the neighborhood, its days are
numbered. How’s your veal?” “It would make a PETA activist
rethink his whole program. I’ll tell you, it’s a pleasure to watch a woman with
an appetite.” “Oh?” “People say they hate to eat
alone. What’s so terrible? You go to a nice restaurant, you take a book, you
eat a meal at your own pace. Listen to me, but do I listen to myself? I’m out
five nights a week with someone adorable, and they’re all either trying to lose
weight or trying to keep from gaining it, and either way, as far as their value
as company, you’d be better off going to a whorehouse with Ed Koch. See, you
laugh. They don’t get my jokes, or maybe they just don’t think they’re funny. You
eat, you laugh, Susan, you can call me for free legal advice for the rest of
your life.” “As long as I keep on eating
and laughing.” “Why would you want to stop?
You never gain an ounce, you got a better figure than the models.” “Why do you go out with them,
Maury?” “Besides the obvious?” “You don’t have to take them
to L’Aiglon for that.” “Them I don’t take to
L’Aiglon. Them I take to someplace flashier, so they can say they’ve been
there. But what they are is arm candy, darling. Look at that alte kacher,
out with that sweet young thing. He must have something, the old bastard.” He
shrugged. “Anyway, they’re cute, they’re cuddly, they’re adorable, they’re like
a kitten or a rabbit. You don’t expect to have a conversation with a bunny
rabbit, do you?” “It would be one-sided.” “But you’d still want to pet
it,” he said, “and stroke it behind the ears.” “So why did you call me? Old
times’ sake?” They’d had an affair, if you
wanted to call it that, a dozen years ago, not long after her marriage came
apart. They’d already known each other—her ex was an assistant district
attorney whom Maury had befriended after excoriating him in court, and who had
since crossed the aisle and set up as a defense attorney, and you could bet
she’d never call him for free legal advice, the asshole. He hadn’t taken her to
L’Aiglon, but it had been something comparable, Le Cirque or La Cфte Basque,
something French and fancy, and over Drambuie he told her he kept an apartment
in town, for when he had to stay over, and he’d like nothing better than to
show it to her. She’d said, “You’re married,
right?” “Absolutely!” “Good,” she’d said. “Because
you’re a very attractive man, Maury, and I’d love to spend a little quality
time in your apartment, but I don’t want to get involved any more than you do.” “What I figured,” he said.
“The fellow who introduced me to Drambuie told me you had to sip it and savor
it and make it last, but you know what?” He tossed off his drink. “Turns out he
was full of crap. Drink up, Susan. I’ve had a yen for you for the past hour.
Well, longer than that, but you were married. C’mon, how long are you gonna
keep an old man waiting?” Now, twelve years later, he
said, “Why did I call you? For the pleasure of your company. And because it
doesn’t hurt for the world to see me now and then with a woman of substance
instead of an adorable airhead. A woman like that, she could be with
anybody, and she’s with him? What’s he got?” “What’s he got? He’s got an
awfully good line.” “My stock-in-trade. This
silver tongue has kept a lot of worthy young men out of prison. Of course”—he
showed her the tip of it—“that’s not all it’s done.” She felt herself blushing.
“Dirty old man.” “C’est moi, chйrie.” “Speaking of prison . . .” “Oh, is that what we were
speaking of?” “I see they made an arrest in
my friend’s murder.” “She showed you an apartment.
It’s not like you were sorority sisters in Chi Zeta Chi.” “My acquaintance, if you like
that better, but—” “Now that was one joke you
didn’t get. Chi Zeta Chi? In Yiddish that means Chew, Grandpa, chew.” “They arrested a writer. The
name’s familiar, but I’ve never read anything of his. Blair Creighton?” “John Blair Creighton, but he
drops the John on his books. And that’s as much as we’re going to talk about
him, or your late lamented real estate person.” And, when she looked blank, he
added, “Because I’m representing him, sweetie, and I can’t talk about the
case.” “You’re representing him? But
he . . .” “Killed somebody, except we
don’t know that, do we? And that’s what I do, darling. People kill each other,
and I represent the survivors.” WHEN
THE COFFEE WAS poured, Irv
Boasberg wondered aloud if anyone had dessert anymore. “My granddaughter turned
down a piece of Shirley’s chocolate cake last week,” he said, “announcing that
she had to watch her weight. A, she’s not fat to begin with, and B, she’s all
of eleven years old.” “I don’t know what it is,
society or the parents,” Avery Davis said. “If they’re not obese you find
yourself worrying that they’re anorexic. Life doesn’t cut a person much slack
nowadays, does it? Fran, you could have dessert.
I’ll bet you haven’t put on an ounce since you walked a beat.” “If he hasn’t,” Hartley Saft
said, “maybe that’s why he hasn’t. How’d you escape the
cops-and-doughnuts syndrome, Fran?” “Just dumb luck,” he said. “I
never had a sweet tooth.” “That’s luck, all right,” “All fat men look alike,” Saft
said, “but I know what you mean. I don’t know him, but I’ve seen him before.” “Probably in restaurants,”
Boasberg said. “I think you’re right, “Less of a tootsie and more of
a trophy wife,” Avery Davis suggested. “His name’s Maury Winters,”
Buckram told them. He’d spotted the lawyer when he first sat down, and would
have said hello if he’d caught his eye. “He’s a criminal lawyer, a good one,
and like most of them he’s something of a character.” “Of course,” “I taught them everything they
know.” They laughed. “He had one
great line, Winters did. I think he must have used it before, because he sort of
shoehorned it in. It didn’t particularly fit, but he wasn’t going to let that
stop him. He prefers murder trials, and do you know why?” “I know the line,” Buckram
said, “and you’re right, he’s used it before.” “One less witness,” “That’s it.” He took a sip of
coffee. The others had ordered decaf, but his was the real deal. He told
himself decaf never tasted right to him, but maybe that was only true if he
knew it was decaf. Maybe he just plain wanted the caffeine. Either way, L’Aiglon d’Or’s coffee
was delicious, a richly aromatic French roast you could sip like a tawny port.
He put his cup down and said, “Maury must be feeling good. Great food and
attractive company, and he’s got a murderer to defend.” “Oh?” “That writer, I forget his
name. The one who strangled that woman in the Village.” “Crichton,” Boasberg said. “That’s a different writer,
but now I remember, and you’re close. It’s Creighton.” “And you figure he did it?” “I don’t know enough to have
an opinion,” he said, “but they’ve evidently got enough to charge him. That
doesn’t necessarily mean they’ve got enough to convict him, far from it, but it
shows you they believe he did it, and they’re usually right.” “Anybody read anything he’s
written?” Nobody had. “Well, now he’s got something
new to write about,” Avery Davis said. “You ever think about writing a book
yourself, Fran?” “I’ve thought about it.” “And?” “I’ve been approached a few
times.” “I should think so. It’d sell
a few copies.” “I don’t know, Avery. In this
town, maybe, but would anybody out in “Would you have to write it
yourself?” “Oh, everybody was quick to
tell me I’d never have to touch a keyboard or look at a computer screen. I’d
work with a writer.” He rolled his eyes. “God knows there’s enough of them in
this town. Of course most of them are loaded down with work. That’s why it’s
standing room only every night in Stelli’s.” “There’s one I can think of
who’s going to have some time on his hands,” Saft offered. “Unless our fat
friend over there gets him off the hook in a hurry.” “There you go. I’ll
collaborate with the Charles Street Strangler. Maybe that’ll get their
attention in They laughed, and Boasberg
said, “You could just tell some stories like the ones you told tonight.” “War stories? No, they’d
expect more than that. Some personal history, the story behind the story, and
how much of that does a man want to get into? Plus what what’s-his-name would
call ‘the vision thing.’” He’d intended that as an
opening, and they seized it as such; he caught Avery Davis shooting a glance at
each of his companions before leaning forward and narrowing his eyes. “The
vision thing,” he echoed. “You know, Fran, a lot of people are looking at you
with more than the bestseller list in mind. I’m sure you’re happy living where
you are, but I’d be surprised if you haven’t thought now and then of moving a
few blocks uptown and closer to the river.” In other words, “And you’ve probably thought
about some of the changes you’d like to implement if you found yourself living
there.” He considered this. “Be hard
not to,” he acknowledged. “Impossible, I should think.” “You pick up a paper or turn
on New York One, you hear speculation. Not so much now, but a year or two ago,
say.” “A lot of people thought you
might take a shot at it last fall.” “The timing was wrong,” he
said. “I’d have been running against Rudy, and he wouldn’t have been running,
and you just look like you’re kicking a guy when he’s down, between the
prostate cancer and the divorce. Of course that was before anyone knew he’d
turn out to be a national hero, which made running against him completely
impossible.” He grinned. “So now they’re talking about 2005, and it’s way too
early for that, but even so you have to think about it. Whether it’s what you
want, and what you’d do if you got it.” “And?” “And what do I see myself
doing? Or at least championing?” He let the moment stretch,
then looked off into the middle distance. “Landmark areas,” he said. “Every
time an older building gets pulled down, a piece of the city’s history is lost
forever. It’s vital that we protect what we’ve got by designating more landmark
areas, and that doesn’t mean only the remote past, the obviously historical.
What about the white-brick apartment buildings that went up in the sixties?
They’re not building any more of them, and once they’re gone they’re gone
forever. Fortunately there’s still time to save them.” “Landmark areas,” Hartley Saft
said. “Hand in hand with that,” he
went on, “is rent control. A noble experiment, as I’m sure you’ll agree ...” They were nodding, a little
more sanguine now. Brace yourselves, he thought. “. . . but time has made
serious inroads on rent control, and both working-class and middle-class
tenants are being priced out of the market. All new housing, including
conversions of factory and warehouse space to residential use, has to come
under rent control, and the process of decontrol has to be stopped in its
tracks and reversed. Otherwise where are we?” God, the looks on their faces!
He kept his own straight for as long as he could, then let his merriment show. “Jesus Christ,” Irv Boasberg
said. “Guys, I’m sorry. I couldn’t
resist. Look, I’m not about to make a policy statement, on or off the record.
At this stage you probably know as much as I do about what I’d be likely to do
as mayor of “If nothing else,” Or a stronger suicidal streak,
he thought, talking up rent control and preservationism to three titans of “SWEETHEART,
YOU’LL EXCUSE ME,” Maurice Winters
said, and pushed back from the table. “I’ll be right back.” He didn’t wait for a response,
but headed straight for the men’s room. When his bladder prompted him, social
graces were a luxury he couldn’t afford. He had to respond in a hurry. And then, of course, he would
wind up standing in front of the urinal trying to trick his prostate into
getting out of the way long enough to allow the stream to flow. Magically,
peeing became the only thing more difficult than resisting the urge to pee. It
was a hell of a thing, getting old, and the only thing that made it remotely
attractive was when you considered the alternative. Which was something he’d been
forced to consider more and more lately, ever since he’d been diagnosed with
prostate cancer. Eight months now. Back in
August his internist did a PSA and made an appointment for him with a
urologist, and then the fucking Arabs killed three thousand people for no
reason whatsoever, and he canceled the appointment and forgot to make another
until his internist called him, all concerned, and got him into the urologist’s
office for an ultrasound and a biopsy in early November. Both procedures were
literally a pain in the ass, and they only confirmed what everyone had pretty
much known from the PSA, which was that he had prostate cancer, and that it had
very likely metastasized. There were choices, the
urologist assured him. You could have surgery or you could have radiation, and
if you took the latter course you could have radioactive seeds implanted that
avoided some of the worst effects of radiation therapy. What he’d recommend,
himself, was surgery first, to remove the prostate and if nothing else make
urination less problematic, followed by a course of radiation to zap whatever
adventurous cancer cells might have migrated outside the walls of the prostate
gland. And then, should the cancer
return, then they could knock it back with hormonal treatments. What that
amounted to, he learned, was chemical castration, although nobody liked to call
it that because it sounded as though they were going to cut off your balls.
Which they sometimes did as an alternative, as it saved you from having to go
in for the shots, and it was guaranteed one hundred percent effective. Not at
curing the cancer, but at shutting down your production of testosterone, which
propelled the cancer. It also shut down your sex
life. Coincidentally, Winters had run into an old friend, a law school
professor in his eighties who’d still been sexually active until he’d had the
shots as a last-ditch effort to delay the cancer long enough to—what, die from
something else? “I dreaded this,” the fellow told him. “I thought this means
the end, you’re not a man anymore, you’ve got nothing to live for. But the
shots took away everything, including the desire, the interest. I couldn’t do
anything, but I didn’t want to do anything. I didn’t care!” Wonderful. If not caring was such a
blessing, he could take a fistful of sleeping pills and not care about
anything. He did some research, and the
surgery the urologist wanted to do wasn’t like having a hangnail trimmed.
Assuming you didn’t die on the table, you could look forward to a minimum of
several months of incontinence and impotence, either or both of which could
turn out to be permanent. So you walked around leaking pee into an adult
diaper, and you still had the desire for sex but couldn’t do anything about it,
and, the best part of all, the cancer came back and you died anyway. He talked to two men who’d had
radiation, and they both said the same thing: If I’d known it was going to
be anywhere near that bad, I would never have put myself through it. Wonderful. “Finally,” the doctor said,
reluctantly, “there’s watchful waiting. You come in every three months for a
PSA, and we keep a close eye on it, and see how it goes.” Why, he wondered, did
he have to come in for those PSAs? “So we’ll know how you’re doing.” But if he’d
already decided that he wasn’t going to have any treatment, regardless of his
PSA score? “Well, we want to keep tabs on this thing. We want to keep our
options open.” “I’ll tell you,” he said,
“looking back, I’ve got just one regret. If I had it all to do over again, I’d
never have gone into criminal law.” He’d waited, and the poor schmuck had to
ask what he’d have chosen instead, and he said, “Malpractice litigation. It
barely existed as a specialty when I got out of law school, but if I’d seen the
handwriting on the wall I could have cashed in. And even if I didn’t make so
much money, think of the emotional satisfaction!” And he got the hell out of
there and never went back. He was taking herbs now, which
maybe did him some good and maybe didn’t, he’d have had to take another PSA to
tell. It was only a needle stick, any doctor could do it, but for what? He hadn’t said a word to
anybody. Except his old law professor, but he wasn’t going to tell anybody,
and, hormone shots or no hormone shots, it didn’t look as though the guy was
going to be around too long. Except for Ruthie, there wasn’t really anybody he
had to tell. Sooner or later he’d have to
tell her. They’d been married forever, they went down to City Hall two days
after he found out he’d passed the bar exam, and if he lived seven more years
they’d celebrate their fiftieth. He’d be seventy-four, and it would be nice to
live longer than that, it would be nice to last until ninety if you could walk
and talk and think straight, but he’d settle for seventy-four. If somebody
offered him a deal, seventy-four, no more no less, he’d sign on the dotted
line. The urologist couldn’t offer
him that deal. He stood as good a chance on his own, thank you very much. And, in the meantime, he’d
just enjoyed every minute of a wonderful dinner with a beautiful woman, and he
wasn’t done enjoying the evening, not by a long shot. And, miracle of miracles, he’d
managed to empty his bladder. Washing his hands, he looked
at himself in the mirror. Everybody said he looked terrific, which was a neat
trick because he was a fat old man who hadn’t looked so great when he was a
thin young man, so how terrific could he possibly look, cancer or no cancer?
But he didn’t look so bad. He went back to the table, and
evidently he’d been gone long enough for the waiter to bring dessert and for
Susan to answer her own call of nature, because she was absent and his
cheesecake and her fresh strawberries were on the table, along with a pot of
coffee and two cups. He sat down and regarded his
cheesecake, and his mouth watered. He picked up his fork, then decided he could
wait. It wouldn’t take her that long, she didn’t even have a prostate gland. He reached for the coffee,
stopped himself when he felt a hand on his thigh. Jesus Christ, she was under the
table! What did she think she was going to do down there? And wasn’t that a
stupid question? If there was any doubt, it was
erased quickly enough. Her hand moved to his groin, her fingers worked his
zipper, and in seconds he felt her breath on him, and then she had him in her
mouth. He sat there, thrilled beyond
description, and wondered if anyone in the room had a clue what was going on.
Someone must have seen her get under the table. Did anyone know? And did it
matter? Oh, hell, nothing mattered but
the sheer pleasure of it. It wasn’t just that he was getting a secret blow job
in a public place from a beautiful woman, but that it was a remarkably artful
blow job in the bargain. And she was in no hurry, either, she was taking her
time, the little angel, she was making it last. Well, she was already having
her dessert, wasn’t she? Feeling devilish himself, he took a bite of the
cheesecake. “I’VE
HAD MY PROBLEMS with Rudy,” Fran
Buckram said, “but most of them were with him personally, not with the
directions he took. Most of my policies probably wouldn’t differ all that
greatly with what you saw for the past eight years.” “We’re in better shape than we
were eight years ago, Fran. Of course we’ve got a financial crunch we didn’t
have this time last year, thanks to 9/11.” “And that’ll be a lot better
or a lot worse by the time 2005 rolls around, so there’s not much point in
telling you how I’d respond to it. I can’t contrast my style with Michael’s
because he doesn’t have one yet.” “Rudy Lite,” Hartley Saft suggested. “As a manager, well, I’d do
what I did at They were nodding. Good. “I’d try to run the city more
for the benefit of the people who live in it and less for the convenience of
those who drive in to do business and then go home. That might mean
pedestrianizing parts of Midtown Manhattan, it might mean limiting truck
deliveries to off-peak hours. I’d need to run feasibility studies first, but
those are both attractive options.” More nods. They were less
certain about this, but open to it. He elaborated, giving them an
informal version of the speech that brought him $3,500 when he delivered it to civic
groups and fraternal organizations. He’d increase the budgets for the Parks Department
and the library. He’d keep support for the arts a priority, but he’d hold off
telling a museum curator what to hang on his walls. All in all, he’d be guided
by the principle that a city had to serve its citizenry, guaranteeing their
personal security and well-being while providing the most supportive framework
possible for their growth and self-realization. He broke off when the waiter
brought Hartley Saft a brandy and refilled the coffee cups, and when the man
was out of range he said, “Without being obvious about it, you might want to
glance over at Maury Winters’s table.” “He’s all by himself,”
Boasberg said. “What did she do, walk out on him?” “If she did, it didn’t break
his heart. She left him the cheesecake, and I have to say he looks happy with
it.” “More than happy,” Buckram
said. “Try ecstatic.” “I grant you he’s enjoying
himself.” “And she didn’t walk out,” he
told them, “and she didn’t go to the can, either.” “What did he do, devour her?
Little black dress and all?” “You’re closer than you
realize,” he said. “I think she’s under the table.” “How the hell—” “I’m a trained observer,” he
said. “Once a cop, always a cop. Look at the expression on his face, will you?
That’s more than cheesecake.” GOD,
IT WAS EXQUISITE. The feeling of utter
submission, kneeling unseen before him, servicing him invisibly, almost
anonymously. And, one with it, the sense of being wholly in control. His penis in her mouth was an
iron rod in a velvet glove, so sweetly soft on the surface, so iron-hard
within. She cupped his balls in her hand, ringed the base of his cock with her
thumb and forefinger. He gasped when she tucked the tip of one finger into him,
and she thrilled at that, and at the way the sphincter tightened and relaxed,
tightened and relaxed . . . She was in charge, and she at
once played him like a flute and conducted him like an orchestra,
raising the pitch, building toward a climax, then easing off, tightening
her grip on the base of his penis to choke off his orgasm before it could
start. Then building again, moving toward the finish, and backing off, and
resuming, and . .. There were women who hated to
do this. There were women who point-blank refused to do it. Fewer with each
generation, from what she heard, and girls Chloe’s age seemed to regard a quick
BJ as an easy way to satisfy a man, less intimate than intercourse and not much
more than a step up from a goodnight kiss. Her own generation saw it as more
intimate, and her mother’s generation saw it as unacceptably intimate. Did her mother give her father
blow jobs? Well, not now, obviously, but when he was alive? That was something
she didn’t want to think about, so she forced herself, pushing against the
resistance, and for a moment she became her mother and she was on her knees
sucking her father’s cock. God, if people could read her
mind they’d lock her up . . . Maury played his own part so
perfectly. Not a sound, except for that one sharp intake of breath when she’d
worked her finger into him. He’d been silent since then, and utterly passive,
and he kept his hands above the table, not reaching down to stroke her hair,
or, God forbid, holding her head in place. He didn’t need to be in control, he
could let her be in control, and this was delicious, just delicious, and she
could let it go on forever, but she couldn’t, not really, and it was time,
wasn’t it? Wasn’t it time? This time she let the
crescendo reach all the way to the coda, and his semen spurted and she drank it
down and fancied that she could feel the energy of it radiating outward through
her whole body all the way to her fingers and toes. She kept him in her mouth
and sucked him, but gently now, gently, and felt him soften and shrink, and she
sipped the last drop from him and wiped him dry with her napkin and tucked him
back into his pants. And zipped him up. She couldn’t have enjoyed the
orgasm more if it had been her own. After a long moment she said,
softly, “Is anyone looking our way?” “I can’t tell.” “It doesn’t matter,” she
murmured, and reached to remove an earring. She got out from under the table,
holding up the earring in triumph, and refastened it to her ear before sitting
down again. He looked transformed,
radiant. “You amaze me,” he said. “If anyone was watching,” she
said, “they saw a woman who dropped an earring and managed to find it again.” “Unless they’ve been glancing
over here off and on for the last ten minutes.” “Is that how long I was down
there?” “I wasn’t checking my watch,
you’ll be surprised to learn. You don’t care if anybody knows what just
happened, do you?” “No.” “You even get a kick out of
the idea.” “A little bit,” she admitted.
“I’m a naughty girl.” “I was planning to take you
home and punish you,” he said, “but I don’t know if I’ve got the strength. And
I’ve got a bail hearing first thing in the morning.” “For the case we’re not
allowed to talk about?” “I’m allowed, I’m just not
inclined. And yes, for my newest client.” “I should keep you up all
night and let the bastard rot in jail. But I don’t mind an early night myself,
Maury. Get the check and you can put me in a cab.” “You won’t feel. . .” “Unfulfilled? What we just
did, I think I got as much out of it as you did.” On the street she said, “I
didn’t even tell you about my new artist. A black kid, he walked in while I was
talking to you the other day with pictures of the sculptures his crazy uncle
has been making out of junk he finds on the street.” “Good?” “Better than that, I think.
Important. You’re going to buy a piece.” “All right.” “I’m giving him a show in the
fall, and you’ll get to see it ahead of time, and we’ll pick out the best piece
together. Unless you don’t like the work, but I think you will.” “You generally know what I
like.” She squeezed his hand. “It’ll
be late October or early November. And don’t worry, I know I’ve got jury duty
the beginning of October. Maybe I’ll be on your jury.” “My jury?” “Your new client.” He shook his head. “We won’t
go to trial until the spring,” he said. “Maybe later than that. And you
couldn’t be on the jury anyway.” “Because I’m smart and chic
and in the arts?” “Because you knew the
deceased, because you’ve already formed an opinion about the guilt or innocence
of the defendant, and because you’ve enjoyed an intimate relationship with
defense counsel.” “Enjoyed is the word, all right. Also intimate. Maury?
Do you think a blow job is more intimate or less intimate than fucking?” “I think that’s your cab,” he
said, and stepped to the curb and hailed it. “IF
HE COULD RUN for reelection tomorrow,”
Avery Davis said of the current mayor, “he’d win in a walk. But a lot can
happen in three and a half years. Everybody’s been waiting for him to step on
his dick.” “He hasn’t so far,” Saft
pointed out. “No, he’s handled himself
well, which doesn’t surprise me, I must say. He’s the mayor now, not the head
of a private corporation, and he’s bright enough to know the difference and
behave accordingly.” Boasberg said, “‘Yes, I tried
marijuana. And I enjoyed it.’” “So? That makes a refreshing
change from I never inhaled. But it’s all moot, because he’s not going
to run again in 2005. Either he’ll decide he’s had enough fun in politics, or
he’ll try for But wouldn’t he first run for
reelection and use that as a springboard for “He’ll have to pledge that
he’s going to serve a full term. If he waffles it’ll hurt him during the
campaign, and if he reneges on his promise that’ll hurt him, too. But, as we’ve
been saying all evening, it’s all a long ways off.” Everyone agreed that it was. “Now the big question,” Irv
Boasberg said. “Mets or Yankees?” Buckram laughed, and they
joined him. “Naturally, I support all the local teams. It’s my private opinion
that anyone over the age of sixteen who still cares deeply about the outcome of
a sports event more than half an hour after it’s over is a pretty clear case of
arrested development. Unless he’s on the team, of course. Or owns it.” “You read my mind,” Boasberg
said. “I was just thinking of a particular club owner, and you can probably
guess which one. But he is a case of arrested development, so the hell
with him.” “I agree all across the
board,” Saft said, “except when it comes to the Knicks. That’s different.” Someone told a sports story,
and that led to another. A few minutes later Avery Davis looked up from signing
the check and said, “Well, I think this was a good meeting, Fran. We’ll walk
away from it with a better sense of who you are, and hopefully you’ll know us a
little better as well.” Outside, The two other men got into the
limo, and “That’s very good to know,” he
said. “It’s always a consideration.” It was, he thought. But first
he’d have to figure out if he really wanted the job. five JOHN BLAIR CREIGHTON WAS looked at his
attorney, standing there with his
thumbs hooked under his suspenders and his stomach pushing forcefully against
his shirtfront, and decided the man looked like Clarence Darrow—or, more
accurately, like the actor playing Darrow in Inherit the Wind. Well, he
thought, if the man had to imitate someone, he could do worse. Darrow, as he
recalled, generally won. “Your Honor,” Winters was
saying. “Your Honor, you can see how little regard Ms. Fabrizzio has for her
own case. Her office is trying to imprison my client before trial because they
realize it’s the only chance they’ll get.” “Ah, Mr. Winters,” the judge
said. “I suppose you feel the best way to demonstrate confidence in the
prosecution’s case would be to release your client on his own recognizance.” “That’s exactly what they
should do,” Winters said, “if only out of good sportsmanship and a love of the
arts. Mr. Creighton is a writer, Your Honor, and a respected one with a good
critical reputation and an international readership. Unfortunately, our society
doesn’t always reward an artist commensurate with his talent, and—” The assistant DA, a
deceptively soft-faced blonde, sighed theatrically. “Mr. Winters’s client is
charged with strangling a woman, not splitting an infinitive. His talent or
lack thereof—” “His talent is unquestioned,
Your Honor.” “He’s charged with a capital
offense,” the judge pointed out. “High bail is hardly unusual in such circumstances.” “Excessive bail is punishment
in advance, Your Honor. Mr. Creighton has no criminal record whatsoever, and
his roots in the community make it clear he’s no flight risk.” Fabrizzio said, “Roots in the
community? The man doesn’t have a job, he doesn’t own property, he’s unmarried,
he lives alone . . .” “He has children whom he sees
regularly,” Winters countered. “He’s on the faculty of an important local
university. Furthermore, Ms. Fabrizzio might want to note the distinction
between unemployment and self-employment, should she one day leave the
comforting embrace of the district attorney’s office. Your Honor, jobs come and
go, as do relationships, but my client has something more, something nobody
would walk away from. The man is the statutory tenant of a rent-controlled
apartment on one of the best blocks in the Laughter drowned out the rest
of the sentence, and the judge let it build for a moment before he used his
gavel. “A rent-controlled apartment,” he said. “All right, Mr. Winters. Your
point is taken. If your client can come up with fifty thousand dollars, he can
go back and stare at his bargain-priced walls.” AND
HE WAS STARING at them now. He
didn’t know what else to do. It beat staring at the walls
of a cell. That’s where they’d put him when they arrested him, and that’s where
they stowed him again after the arraignment, after Winters had done such a
skillful job of getting his bail reduced to a tenth of what the prosecution had
been demanding. The lawyer had been beaming in triumph, but bail might as well
have been five million dollars as far as he was concerned, or five hundred
million, because $50,000 was four times what he’d had in the bank, checking and
savings accounts combined, the day his callers turned out to be cops instead of
Jehovah’s Witnesses. Of course you didn’t have to
come up with the whole amount, you could make use of a bail bondsman, but you
had to have some cash, and he’d already written out a check for ten
grand to Maury Winters as a retainer, and had rushed to move money from savings
to checking to cover it. Because it wouldn’t do to bounce a check to your
attorney, would it? Winters had wanted to know
whom he could call to post bond, and he’d been unable to come up with a name.
His publishers? Jesus, it had been hard enough to get the cheap bastards to
spring for airfare and pocket money for that book-and-author luncheon in His agent? Roz was a pit bull
in negotiations, a mother hen when the words wouldn’t come, but she wasn’t
rolling in cash herself. She’d set up shop three years ago, when they’d cut her
loose after a merger. Until then she’d been his editor—they let him go, too—and
it had seemed sensible enough to go with her, and his former agents didn’t
break down and weep when he told them he was leaving. Roz had made some sales
for him since then, and she always returned his calls, but he didn’t know that
her fifteen percent commission bought him a Get Out of Jail Free card. His friends? You made a list,
Winters had told him, and you worked your way down it and made the calls, and
you got a few dollars here and a few dollars there, and yes, it was marginally
humiliating, but so was Except it might, he thought.
Metaphorically, anyway. He’d begun making the list,
but before he could finish it or start calling any of the names on it, he was
out of jail. His ex-wife, the once and once again Karin Frechette (Karin
Frechette-Creighton-Frechette, he’d called her, when she’d informed him she had
decided to return to her maiden name), had put up her equity in the “Well, of course,” she’d said,
when he called to thank her. “How could I leave you in a jail cell?” The conversation was a
difficult one. He’d asked about the kids, whom he didn’t see as often as his
lawyer had suggested, and she said she didn’t think they really knew what was
going on. “But I suppose they will,” she said, “before this is over. I just
wish it would get cleared up in a hurry.” “You’re not the only one.” “Listen,” she said toward the
end, “you’re not going to catch a plane to Brazil or anything, are you?” “ “I mean, you won’t skip bail,
will you? Because I’d hate it if they took the house away from me.” “I’m not going anywhere,” he
told her. He went to the refrigerator,
found a stray bottle of Beck’s hiding behind a carton of orange juice. The
juice was clearly past it and he poured it down the sink, then uncapped the
beer and drank deeply from the bottle.
What she hadn’t asked—what no
one had asked, aside from the two cops, Slaughter and Reade—was whether or not
he had done it. THE
PHONE RANG, AND he had to stop
himself from reaching for it, waited dutifully while the machine picked up.
“Blair? Hey, guy, been trying to reach you. Could you pick up?” The manner was that of a close
friend, a buddy, but the voice was not one he recognized, and the people he was
that close to mostly called him John. He waited, and the fellow left a
number and an extension. And, not too surprisingly, no name. On a hunch he rang the number
but didn’t punch in the three-digit extension, waiting until an operator came
on the line and said, “ All in all, he preferred the
straightforward approach. “Mr. Creighton, my name’s Alison Mowbray, with the Daily
News. I’d love to give you a chance to get your side of the story in front
of the public.” His side of the story. “They’ll try to persuade you
that it’s dangerous to get all the pretrial publicity flowing in the prosecution’s
direction,” Maury Winters had told him, “and there’s some truth in that, but we
have to pick the time and the place, and most important the person we talk to.
It’s way too early, you haven’t even been indicted yet.” He’d be indicted? “You think you’re less than a
ham sandwich?” And, when he’d just stared in response, the lawyer had explained
that one judge had said famously that any good DA could get a ham sandwich
indicted. “A grand jury does pretty much what a prosecutor asks it to do, John.
You ever been on a grand jury? You’re stuck there every day for a month. After
a week or so you’re mean enough to indict a blind man for peeping in windows.
You’ll be indicted, and the sooner the better.” “Why’s that?” “Because, my friend, I’m happy
to say I don’t think much of their case. Usual procedure, I’m out there asking
for postponements, looking to delay the start of the trial as long as possible.
You know why? Because time’s a great fixer. Witnesses disappear, they change
their testimony, sometimes they’re even considerate enough to drop dead.
Evidence gets tainted and can’t be introduced, or, even better, it gets lost.
They lock it away somewhere and forget where they put it. Don’t laugh, sonny
boy, it happens more often than you’d think possible. I stall, and I’m a hell
of a staller when I want to be, and some innocent little ADA like Fabrizzio,
who’s got a cute little ass on her, I don’t know if you happened to notice,
stands there with her mouth open and watches her whole case fall apart. My
client’s guilty and everybody knows it including his own mother and they have
to give him a walk.” “But because I’m innocent. .
.” “Guilt, innocence, who ever
said that’s got anything to do with it? A case is strong or it’s weak, and
that’s what we’re dealing with here, not does she or doesn’t she. Their case is
weak as midwestern coffee, my friend. You ever been to the “I already admitted I was in
the apartment.” “Who says the jury’s gonna get
to hear that? Never mind, beside the point. You got a whole apartment full of
evidence, all of which gets cleaned and scrubbed by this darling little
faygeleh who couldn’t have done better by us if we were the ones paying him. He
sweeps, he dusts, he wipes, he mops, he vacuums—I tell my wife, all she wants
to know is has he got two afternoons a week open. He’s a jewel, this kid. Time
he trips over the dead girl, he’s got half the evidence stuffed in the garbage
cans along with everybody else’s in the building, so how can you tell whose is
whose, and the rest of it’s down the drain, and so’s their case. You sure he’s
not your cousin?” Winters hadn’t waited for an
answer. “Constitution says you’re entitled to a speedy trial,” he said, “and
for a change that’s what we want. Their mistake was arresting you as early as
they did. Granted, there’s pressure, a professional woman murdered in her own
bed in a decent neighborhood. High-profile case, so you got all these newspaper
readers thinking that could be me, that could be my daughter, that could be my
sister, so why don’t the cops get off their asses and do something? Case like
that you want to be able to announce an arrest, and, my opinion, they jumped
the gun. Now they got to indict you, and once they indict you they got to give
you your speedy trial, and once that’s over, my friend, you can forget the
whole thing ever happened.” “Just like that?” “Better yet, write about it.
Don’t forget, I want an autographed copy.” And if they were to drop the
charges? “They got that option, drop
’em and reinstate ’em later on. But they hate to do that because it makes them
look like morons, tells the world they can’t make a case. And later on that’s
what everybody remembers. Hey, didn’t they drop this case once already?
What’s the matter, they can’t find the guy who did it so they’re picking on
this poor zhlub again?” MEANWHILE,
HE WAS THE poor zhlub. And what
was he supposed to do with himself? His apartment—his legendary
rent-controlled apartment, that even the judge had to agree he’d be crazy to
jeopardize—was a good deal larger and more comfortable than a jail cell.
Quieter, too. It was funny, but none of the books he’d read over the years,
none of the TV shows, none of the prison movies, had suggested how fiercely
noisy the place could be. But his apartment, on a lazy weekday afternoon, was
as quiet as a grave. THEY’D
BURIED HER, OF course. Or did
whatever they did, whoever they were. She must have had family, and they’d
buried her or had her cremated, whatever they decided, whoever they were. Or did they hold the body of a
murder victim for a certain amount of time? He’d watched countless episodes of Law
& Order, you’d think he’d have learned something about forensic
procedures by now. Then again, what did it
matter? Marilyn Fairchild. He tried to remember what she
looked like, but his own memory had been supplanted by the picture they’d run
over and over in the papers and on television, a photo that must have been
taken four or five years earlier. She’d had long hair then, and when he
pictured her now that’s what he saw, long hair, and he had to remind himself
that the woman he’d gone home with had had short hair. He remembered her voice,
pitched low, with an edge to it. The voice had been part of the initial
attraction, it had seemed to promise something, though he was unsure just what.
A low voice was supposed to be sexy, and he had to wonder why. Was it some kind
of latent gay thing? But her voice was neither mannish nor boyish. There was
just something about it that managed to suggest he’d find the owner engaging. Yeah, right. His other images of her were
more fragmentary, rendered so by the drinks he’d had before and after their
time together. He remembered the look on her face when she paused on her way to
the kitchen and glanced over her shoulder at him. He’d been turning the pages
of a magazine, more a brochure, her office’s portfolio of co-ops and condos for
sale, and something made him look up, and she was looking at him. There’d been
something enigmatic in her expression, something that even now kept the image
in his memory, but before he could work it out she’d turned again, and when she
came back with the bottle and glasses whatever it had been was gone. He raised the beer bottle to
his lips, remembered he’d finished it. There was booze in the house, unless the
cops had gotten into it while they went through his things. They’d had a
warrant, and they’d come back and searched the place after they took him to
Central Booking, and predictably enough they’d left the place a mess. He wasn’t
what you’d call compulsively neat, and Karin had once accused him of being the
third Collyer brother, but the clutter he lived with was his own, and it had
taken him a while to restore some semblance of order (or manageable disorder)
to the scene. He checked, and the liquor was
apparently untouched, and he left it that way and lit another cigarette
instead. Drinking alone, he decided, was probably not the best idea in the
world. So what was he supposed to do?
Drop by the Kettle? He was free, he could go
anywhere and do anything, but how free was he? Where could he go, when you came
right down to it? What could he do? Yesterday he’d forced himself
to go out for a walk. Picked up a carton of Camels, bought coffee at Starbucks.
They gave you a free cup of coffee when you bought a pound, and he’d sat at a
window table and watched the people pass. He felt throughout as though he was
being watched in turn, but the tables near his were unoccupied, the baristas
too busy or too self-involved to notice him. He’d finished the coffee and
left, unable to shake the feeling that people were staring at him, recognizing
him. Later, when he was hungry enough for dinner, he’d been unable to bring
himself to leave the apartment. He wound up ordering Chinese food, and the kid
from Sung Chu Mei was concerned only with getting paid and stuffing menus under
the doors of the building’s other tenants. He clearly had no idea he had just
brought an order of beef with orange flavor to a man who’d been charged with
murder. And now it was a gorgeous day,
Maybe he’d just stay put. For
today, or maybe not just for today. That was one thing about He had plenty to read, a whole
wall full of books. He wouldn’t run out, not with two dozen Russian novels
sitting there, the complete works of Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky and Turgenev, all
bought during a spell of manic optimism and untouched since the day he’d put
them on the shelves. And there were other books, ones he might actually want to
read. (Although who was to say that now wasn’t the time to get through Crime
and Punishment?) And every week the mailman
would bring him fresh copies of The crazy part was that he
could imagine himself sinking into that sort of existence. He didn’t really
believe it was likely, but his imagination was more than equal to the task of
conjuring up a life of deliberate agoraphobia. A recluse, eyes darting around
suspiciously at the slightest sound, hair uncut and beard unshaven, wearing the
same clothes until they fell apart. (But was that necessary? Gap and Lands’ End
would clothe him if he called their 800 numbers, and damn near everything was
available online. Dry cleaners would pick up and deliver. And no doubt there
were barbers who’d make house calls, if the money was right.) He shook his head, trying to
shake off the life he was envisioning for himself. He decided the silence
wasn’t helping, and looked for a record to play. But no, the last thing he
needed was to be forced to make choices. He put on the radio, found the jazz
station, and listened to something he didn’t recognize. There was a trumpet
player, and he was trying to decide if it was Clifford Brown. His mind wandered, and he was
thinking of something else when the announcer ran down the personnel on the cut
she’d just played. He realized as much after the fact, and thought of calling
the station. He could do that, and she would never realize she was talking to
an accused murderer. Unless she had caller ID, but even then— Oh, really, did he honestly
give a rat’s ass who’d been playing the trumpet? He was in jail, he realized.
He was home, but he was in jail, and nobody could come along and bail him out
of it. six JERRY PANKOW CAUGHT the two-thirty
meeting at He called her, and relaxed
when he heard her voice. Funny how it worked. You relaxed in anticipation of
the relief. He remembered times, fiercely hungover, shaking, when he’d stand at
the bar and watch the bartender pour the drink. And then, before he even had
the glass in his hand, he’d feel as if the drink were already in him, smoothing
the rough edges, quieting the storm. He said, “Oh, I’m glad you’re
in. There’s something that’s driving me crazy, and I really need to talk to you
about it.” “So talk.” “Could I come over? Or meet
you someplace?” “Well...” “I’m probably being paranoid,
but I’d rather not do this over the phone.” “I’ve got somebody coming at
six-thirty” she said, “but if you come over now we’ll have time. I’ll even fix
you a sandwich, because I’m planning to have one myself.” The conventional wisdom in AA
was that one ought to choose a sponsor of one’s own sex, to keep sexual tension
from undermining the relationship. That was fine for straights, but it wasn’t
that simple in gay AA, where the term pigeon-fucker had been coined to
label sponsors who took sexual advantage of sponsees. (He’d heard the term at
his first meeting, and thought it was some kinky practice he’d somehow missed
out on.) Most gay men did in fact have gay male sponsors, and it worked out
most of the time, but, when his first sponsor had looked him dead in the eye
and said, “Jer, I think I’m going to have to resign as your sponsor, because
I’m starting to have feelings that get in the way,” he’d decided his next
sponsor wouldn’t ever have to face that problem. Lois Appling was a
forty-something lesbian, a professional photographer and a serious amateur
bodybuilder, who shared a loft on He’d called from a pay phone
at Fourth and Charles, and Lois and Jacqui’s loft was on Greenwich Street
between Tenth and Christopher, so he would ordinarily have walked west on
either Charles or Tenth. But that would have meant walking past either the
front or the rear of the Sixth Precinct station house, which would ordinarily
not have been something to think twice about, or even once, but not today,
thanks all the same. And he didn’t want to walk over to Christopher, which was
a little bit out of his way, because at this hour on this nice a day it would
be a little bit cruisier than he could stand. So he walked a block back to “I
WENT TO TWO meetings today,” he
said, “and I wound up deciding I didn’t want to share this at a meeting. But I
have to talk about it, and I need advice, or at the very least a sounding
board, because I don’t know what I should do.” “If you’re thinking of selling
your story to the National Enquirer,” she said, “I’d advise against it.” “My story?” “‘I Cleaned Up after the “Oh, please. You’re going to
think I’m an idiot.” “What I think of you,” she
said, “is none of your business.” “I feel better already. Oh,
this is stupid. What it is, there’s something I forgot to tell the police.” “‘I love you, Officer.’” “Ha! No, I don’t think so.
Lois, there was something I saw that maybe was a clue, and I didn’t say
anything.” “Why?” “Because I forgot. Because I
was flustered, and I already felt like such an idiot, and they clearly thought
I was hopeless, and it slipped my mind.” “If it was a clue,” she said,
“maybe they stumbled on it themselves, without Lord Peter’s invaluable
assistance.” “Lord Peter?” “Lord Peter Wimsey, the
talented amateur, without whom Scotland Yard would be powerless in the fight
against crime. Don’t you read books? Never mind, sweetie. Maybe they worked it
out on their own.” “They couldn’t have,” he said,
“because it wasn’t something that was there. It was something that wasn’t
there.” “Huh?” “A little turquoise rabbit,”
he said, “about so big, and it was one of three fetishes she had, and they were
always together, grouped around the little dish of cornmeal, and when I got
there the place was a mess, the bison and the bear were lying on their sides
and the cornmeal was spilled, and—” “Whoa,” she said. “Cornmeal?” “Yellow cornmeal, like you’d
make cornbread with, in a little china saucer. Oh, why the cornmeal? That was
for them to eat.” “For . . .” “The three of them, the bison
and the bear and the rabbit.” “Was she some kind of a flake?” “It’s traditional,” he
explained. “You’re supposed to put out food for them.” “Like milk and cookies for
Santa?” “I suppose so. Anyway, the
rabbit was missing, and since they never would have known it was there in the
first place—” “I get it. Maybe the killer
took it.” “That’s what I was thinking.” “As a souvenir. Instead of
cutting off an ear or a clitoris, like any halfway normal person would do—” “Jesus!” “When you thought of it,” she
said, “how come you didn’t call them?” “Because I’m a cowardly custard.” “Bullshit. Nobody ever stayed
sober on cowardice. We’re all heroes.” “I was afraid to call.” “That’s something else. What’s
the fear?” “That they’ll think I’m an
idiot.” “You said they already think
that.” “Yes, but—” “What they think of is none of
your business, anyway. Is that all?” He thought for a moment.
“Well, see, I’m out of it now. I had a horrible couple of hours, first finding
the body and then being asked the same questions over and over and finally
giving a formal statement. I mean, they were perfectly nice, they were almost
too polite, but underneath all that respectful politeness it was obvious they
despised me. And it’s none of my business, right, but it’s not much fun to be
around.” “Of course it isn’t.” “So why don’t I just leave
well enough alone? I mean, for all I know she dropped the rabbit days ago and
its ear broke off and she threw it out. Or it got lost, or, I don’t know . . .” “The bear ate it.” “Actually, I thought of that
myself. Early on, before I knew what I’d find behind Door Number One. It was
just a nice little whimsical thought. I have to call them, don’t I?” “Yep.” “Because it’s my civic duty?” She shook her head. “Because
it’s driving you nuts,” she said, “and you can’t get it out of your head, so
for God’s sake tell them and be done with it.” He stood up. “Thank God you’re
my sponsor,” he said. ALAN
READE SAID, “HE called you? Why
the hell did he call you and not me?” “I guess I’m cuter,” Slaughter
said. “I was nicer to him than you
were, man. I was the perfect Sensitive New Age Guy, treating him like a human
being instead of a dizzy little flit.” “Maybe your sincerity came
shining through,” Slaughter suggested. “Did you even give him your card?” “Of course I gave him my card.
Call anytime, I told him. You think of anything, I don’t care if it’s the
middle of the night, just pick up the phone.” “Maybe he tried you first and
your line was busy.” “Musta been,” Reade said. “Now
what’s this shit about a rabbit?” “He called it a fetish, which
to me is a sex thing, fur or high heels or leather, shit like that.” “Black rubber.” “Hey, whatever works for you,
Alan. These are little figurines, the Indians carve ’em out in “Cornmeal?” “Don’t worry about it. She had
three of them, according to Pankow, and one was missing.” “The rabbit.” “Right. The others were a bear
and a bison. You remember seeing them, because I have to say I don’t.” “No.” “Well, he says they were
there, and—” “Wait a minute, it’s coming
back to me. On a little table, two little animals, and one was a buffalo. The
other was pink—” “Rose quartz, he said.” “—and I couldn’t tell what it
was, but I suppose it coulda been a bear. I don’t remember any rabbit.” “That’s the point. The rabbit
was missing.” “Same size as the others?” “A little smaller, he said.
Maybe two and a half inches long.” “Does that include the ears?
Never mind. What did you say turquoise?” “That’s a kind of blue stone.” “Jesus,” Reade said, “I know
what fucking turquoise is. My wife’s got this silver necklace, her brother gave
it to her, and he’s as light in his loafers as Pankow, incidentally. A
turquoise rabbit, and he says it was there the week before?” “Swears to it.” “I didn’t see any kind of a
rabbit in Creighton’s apartment,” he said, “unless you count the bunny on the
cover of Playboy. But would you even notice something like that if you
weren’t looking for it?” “This time we’ll be looking
for it.” “If we can find a judge who’ll
write out a warrant.” Slaughter, beaming, pulled a folded
piece of paper from his jacket pocket. “All taken care of,” he said. “Courtesy
of Judge Garamond, the policeman’s best friend.” Reade finished his coffee,
pushed back his chair. “You want to go over there? It’s a little early, he
might be sleeping in.” “So we’ll wake him up.” On the way Reade said,
“Creighton seem to you like the type to take a souvenir?” “No.” “Me neither. That’s a serial
killer thing, isn’t it? I didn’t see a whole lot of ritual in Fairchild’s
apartment.” “There wasn’t all that much to
see, thanks to Mr. Clean. But I agree with you, Alan. Looks of it, two drunks
went to bed, and one of them strangled the other either in the act or
afterward.” “I wonder how drunk he was.” “Pretty far gone, would be my
guess. Say he’s in and out of blackout, he could kill her and not know it. On
his way out he’s in the living room getting dressed, because we know from
Pankow that she left her clothes in the living room so he probably did, too . .
.” “And he picks up the rabbit
and puts it in his pocket, and the next day he doesn’t remember killing her,
and he doesn’t know where the rabbit came from, either. In fact. . .” “What?” “Well, if he puts it away when
he gets home, and when he wakes up he doesn’t remember taking it or putting
it away—” “It could still be there,”
Slaughter said. “Even if he came across it in a drawer or a jacket pocket, he
wouldn’t see any reason why he had to get rid of it. By the way, I didn’t call
it a fetish in my application for a warrant. I called it a figurine.” “Good thinking.” “Why would he pick it up in
the first place, you got any theories about that?” “We already said he was drunk,
right? And who knows what’s gonna seem like a good idea to a drunk?” He
shrugged. “Maybe he just likes rabbits.” THE
DOWNSTAIRS DOORBELL SOUNDED, one long
buzz. He was drinking a cup of coffee and set it down on his desk and looked at
his watch. It wasn’t quite nine yet, and who would be leaning on his bell at
this hour? Some pest from the media? Or the Jehovah’s Witnesses he’d been
expecting last week? Before he’d finished
wondering, the buzzer sounded again, two bursts this time. And he knew who it
was, because who else would so effectively distill impatience and lack of
consideration into noise? He pressed the intercom and
said, “Yes?” “Detectives Slaughter and
Reade, Mr. Creighton. Okay if we come up?” “No,” he said. “If you’d buzz us in, Mr.
Creighton, it’d save making a scene in front of the neighbors.” It was Mr. Creighton now,
he noticed, because they weren’t in his space or his face, and the excessive
familiarity could evidently wait until they were. “You’re not supposed to ask
me any more questions,” he said, “and I don’t have to talk to you, and I don’t
intend to.” “Mr. Creighton—” “Go away,” he said, and let go
of the intercom button. He got all the way back to his desk before the next
buzz. He ignored it, but when it was repeated he went and pressed the button
again, told them again to go away. “Mr. Creighton, we don’t have
any questions and you don’t have to talk to us, but you have to let us in. We
have a warrant.” “For what? You’re going to
arrest me again? You already arrested me, I’m on bail, remember?” “A warrant to search your
apartment.” “You already searched it!” “It’s a new warrant, Mr.
Creighton, and—” “Give me a moment,” he said,
and went to the phone and found the slip of paper with his lawyer’s number.
Would Winters be at his desk this early? He was, and the first thing he
did was assure Creighton he’d been right to call him. “You don’t have to answer
a question, you don’t have to say a word,” he said. “What you do have to do,
though, is let ’em in if they got a warrant. Where are they now?” “Downstairs in the vestibule,”
he said, and before he’d finished he heard them knocking on his door. “At least
they were a minute ago. Somebody must have let them in, because they’re
upstairs pounding on my door and calling for me to open it.” “Don’t open it yet.” “All right.” “Tell them you want to see the
warrant before you’ll open the door.” He delivered that message
through the closed door to Slaughter and Reade. One of them—Reade, with the
reedy voice—said they’d be happy to show him the warrant, but first he should
open the door. He relayed messages back and forth between Winters and the cops.
They wouldn’t stick it under the door, but they compromised that he’d open the
door a few inches with the chain latch on and he could read the warrant before
letting them in. He had the phone to his ear
and Winters was telling him that the warrant had to be specific, that they
couldn’t search the place again for general evidence, that they had to be
looking for something they hadn’t known to look for earlier. And it would say
what it was in the warrant. His reading glasses were on
the desk, so he had to squint, but the warrant was short and the part that was
typed in was in larger print than the boilerplate. “ ‘A blue rabbit figurine,’”
he read aloud. “A blue what? Did you say
rabbi or rabbit?” “Rabbit.” “What the hell does that
mean?” “I have no idea.” “Last time you looked, were
there any blue rabbits in your apartment?” “No,” he said. “No purple
cows, either. What do I do now, Maury?” “Let ’em in, and let me talk
to one of them, and then stay on the phone with me until they’re out of there.
And not a word to them, not even agreeing it’s a nice day out, which it isn’t
anyway, it looks like it’s gonna rain. You got that?” “All of it,” he said,
“including the weather report.” And he opened the door and handed the phone to
Slaughter. “My lawyer wants to talk to you,” he said. “But I don’t.” THEY
WERE THERE FOR close to two hours,
but it wasn’t that bad. His lawyer chatted with him for a while, then put him
on speaker-phone with instructions to speak up if the cops pulled anything out
of line. He picked up the magazine he’d been reading and poured himself a fresh
cup of coffee and kept an eye on Slaughter and Reade, which wasn’t difficult
because the apartment consisted of a single room. They took as long as they did
because they were being thorough, not wanting to miss the mysterious blue
rabbit if it was there to be found, and also because they were less cavalier in
their search, probably because he was there watching them. Whatever the cause,
the difference was palpable; first time around they’d made a mess, and now they
were as neat as cadets preparing for inspection. A blue rabbit. Had he ever in
his life even seen a blue rabbit? The critters came in all
shapes and sizes, he thought, and in a wide variety of colors, but blue? Maybe
some Luther Burbank of the rabbit world was working on it now, but so far he
figured blue rabbits were pretty thin on the ground. Of course it wasn’t a
living breathing hopping rabbit they were looking for, it was a figurine, and
they could be any color. You didn’t have to manipulate the DNA of some little
stone carving, did you? Wait a minute . . . Three little animals on the
table alongside the couch. In her apartment, Marilyn Fairchild’s apartment.
He’d picked them up and set them down again, and was one of them a rabbit? And
was it blue? Maybe. He seemed to remember it now,
but he didn’t know to what extent he could trust his memory. His imagination
got in the way. That was a blessing for a writer, an imagination like his, but
it could be a curse, because it was possible to imagine something vividly
enough to convince yourself it was a memory. And that was especially true
when your memory was patchy anyway after a night of fairly serious drinking. He
wasn’t sure just how drunk he’d been, but going home with Marilyn Fairchild had
not been the act of a sober man. De mortuis and all that, but you’d need a few
drinks in you before a flop in the feathers with that husky-voiced predator
seemed like a good idea. And he’d done some drinking at
her apartment. Just one drink, he’d for some reason insisted to the cops, but
was that true? If so, it was a technicality, because he seemed to recall a
rocks glass, devoid of rocks but brimful of Wild Turkey. And then, of course,
he’d come home from her place and drunk himself to sleep, desperate to wash the
memory of the encounter from his system. So who knew what happened and
what didn’t? Maybe he’d had more than one drink at her place on If they were looking for it. .
. If they were looking for it,
duh, that meant it wasn’t on That the killer had taken it
away with him? Maybe it was another Maltese
falcon, the stuff that dreams were made of. And someone had traced the
legendary Cypriot Rabbit to an apartment on Charles near Waverly and killed its
owner in order to gain possession of it. Alternatively, maybe someone
had killed the lady for reasons of his own—it probably wouldn’t be too hard to
come up with a couple—and had been unable to resist taking the rabbit home with
him, as a memento of the occasion. Jesus, suppose they found it
in his apartment? But they couldn’t, not unless
they planted it, because he hadn’t taken it with him. Or had he? He didn’t remember taking the
rabbit with him, wasn’t even sure he remembered seeing it there in the first
place. But he didn’t remember not taking it, either, because how could
you recall a negative? And he could imagine taking it, out of resentment or
petulance or just drunken absent-mindedness. Pick it up, look at it, and the
next thing you know you’re out the door and the damn thing’s in your pocket. If they found it. . . All it would prove was he’d
been there, and they already knew that, he’d blurted out an admission the first
time around, before he knew better. Maury had said his admission might not be
admissible in court, and the blue rabbit would be, but there was sure to be
physical evidence putting him at the scene, no matter how good a cleanup job
had been done by the fellow who discovered the body. But it would prove he’d taken
the rabbit and lied about it. And it was direct physical evidence, something
she owned that was now in his apartment, and it was small and personal, and it
would look like a murderer’s souvenir, it would look like that and nothing
else. Jesus Christ, a little blue
rabbit could put a rope around his neck. Not literally. Not a rope,
because Except he hadn’t done it! Could he have taken that fucking
rabbit? Could he have brought it home and stashed it someplace? And would they
find it? THEY
DIDN’T. They left around eleven,
perfectly polite, saying only that they were sorry to have disturbed him. It had begun raining while
they were searching the apartment, and when Slaughter switched on the wipers
they smeared the windshield. He used the thing that was supposed to squirt
Windex onto the glass, and it was empty. He found a paper napkin, used it to
clean the windshield, and pulled away from the curb. Reade said, “No rabbit.” “Did you really expect to find
it? If it was even there in the first place. Maybe it’s “What’s funny, though, is how
he acted just now.” “Creighton?” “He didn’t want us in there,
but not because he was afraid we’d find anything. He just didn’t want us
around.” “And we’re such likable guys.” “But once the lawyer told him
to let us in he was okay about it. He still didn’t want to deal with us, and he
didn’t, but he wasn’t anxious. Like, you want to toss the place, be my fucking
guests. Like he knew what we were looking for—” “Which he had to know, it was
spelled out on the warrant.” “—and he knew we weren’t going
to find it.” “Which we didn’t.” “But here’s the thing, Kevin.
He wasn’t nervous, but we went on searching, and we weren’t getting anyplace,
and then he started to get nervous. Like the longer we were there, the
more chance we had to come up with a little blue rabbit.” “You’re saying it wasn’t there
when we walked in, but it sneaked in while we were there?” “Hop hop hop. It’s just
interesting, is all.” “He did it.” “Oh, hell, I know he did it.
And I don’t think he remembers it. But you know what? I think he’s starting to.
I think it’s beginning to come back to him.” seven HE
WOKE TO the sound of bells,
probably from the Franciscan church on When the bells ceased to ring
he dressed, used the hall toilet, and returned to his room. The room had a
single chair, which looked to have had an earlier life as part of a dinette
set. He posted it next to the window and sat in it with his current book, a
volume of George Templeton Strong’s diary, an exhaustive record of life in
nineteenth-century His name for now, the name
he’d used registering at the hotel, was G. T. Strong. No one had asked what the
G stood for, and no one knew the name but the clerk who had signed him
in, and who had very likely long since forgotten it. For six weeks now he’d
paid each week’s rent in advance, and he never had calls or callers, never
spoke to anyone, never made any trouble, asked any favors, or registered any
complaints. He read thirty pages of his
book, the third volume of his edition of Strong’s diary, then marked his place
and tucked it under his mattress. This was almost certainly an unnecessary
precaution, the sort of person who’d break into this sort of room would be
unlikely to consider a book worth stealing, but it would inconvenience him
greatly to lose the book, and it was little trouble to tuck it out of sight. He’d finish the book in a few
days or a week, and then he would exchange it for the next volume at the
warehouse on He’d even enlarged his
collection, browsing at the He made the bed, and when he
put his tweed cap on his head and left the room it looked unoccupied. His
clothes were in the cigarette-scarred mahogany dresser—a few changes of socks
and underwear, a couple of plaid shirts like the one he wore, an extra pair of
dark trousers. But, unless you pulled open a drawer, you wouldn’t know anyone
lived there. He bought a sandwich and a can
of V8 juice at a nearby deli. He walked a mile downtown, stopping along the way
to salvage that morning’s Times from a trash can, and a block below Fountains don’t use water, they
recirculate the same water over and over, and the loss from evaporation doesn’t
amount to much. But they look as though they use water, so the law requires
that they be turned off during water shortages. He found this fascinating. He ate his sandwich, drank his
V-8, and read his newspaper. When he’d finished he put the paper and the
sandwich wrapper in a mesh trash can and set the empty juice can on top of it,
where it could be easily retrieved by one of the men and women who made a
living redeeming cans and bottles. Then he left the park and
walked south and east on IT
WAS ON AN afternoon like this one, a lazy
overcast afternoon in the middle of the week, that Eddie Ragan had first
realized material success was not likely to come his way. He’d been behind the stick at
the Kettle, with a pair of beer drinkers at one end and a regular, Max the
Poet, drinking the house red at the other. The TV was on with the sound off,
and the radio was tuned to an oldies station, and Eddie was polishing a glass
and thinking how this was the time he liked best, when the place was empty and
peaceful and quiet. And that’s exactly why
you’ll never amount to anything, a
little voice told him. Because nobody makes any money working a shift like
this. When you’re jumping around playing catch-up with fifty thirsty maniacs,
that’s when the tips roll in. And that’s when an ambitious bartender rises to
the occasion, and loves every minute of it. There were bartenders who
wanted to make a lot of money so they could spend a lot of money—on cars, on
travel, on the good life. They wanted a Rolex on their wrist and a babe on
their arm, wanted to fly out to Vegas and leave their money on the craps table
or stay home and put it up their nose. And there were others who wanted to make
a lot of money and use it to get their own joint up and rolling, so they could
put in even longer hours and make even more money—or bust out and start over,
if that’s how it played out. And there were guys who were
just doing this for a little while, waiting for a chance to quit their day job
(or night job, or whenever the hell their shift was) and make it as an actor or
a painter or a writer. And yes, he’d been one of those wannabes himself for a
stretch, taking acting classes and getting headshots taken and making the
rounds, even picking up small parts in a couple of showcases. But he was no
actor, not really, and by the time he’d gotten a third of the way through a
screenplay (about a bartender who got laid all the time, which was art
improving on life, wasn’t it?) he realized he wasn’t a writer, either. One
thing about paint, he didn’t have to try it to know he’d be no good at it. He’d
helped a girlfriend paint an apartment once, and that was plenty. Nope, he was a lifer in the
bartending trade. He knew that, and as of that particular weekday afternoon—he
figured it was something like two years ago, though he hadn’t marked the date
on his calendar—he’d known he wasn’t going to be a great success at it, either.
The thought, which he’d instantly recognized as wholly true, had depressed him
at first, and that evening he drank a little more than he usually did, and the
next morning he felt a little crummier than usual, and took three aspirins
instead of two, plus an Excedrin to keep them company. By the time the hangover was
gone, so was the depression. The fact of the matter was that he’d never really
wanted to get anyplace. He just thought he ought to want to, like everybody
else. But he didn’t. His life was fine just the way it was. He never had to work
too hard, he never worried much, and he got by. There were things he’d never
have or do or be, but that was true for everybody. You could be the richest,
most successful man on the planet and there’d always be one woman who wouldn’t
love you back, one mountain you couldn’t climb, one thing you wanted to buy
that nobody would sell to you. He had a good life. Especially
on lazy afternoons like this one, when he didn’t have much to do, and the
perfect place to do it in. The Mets were playing a day
game in Chicago, and the set was on with the sound off, so you could watch Mo
Vaughn take the big swing without some announcer telling you what you were
seeing. On the radio, the Beach Boys were proclaiming the natural superiority
of The other one shook his head.
“That was flirting in lieu of a tip,” he said. “She tipped us.” “She tipped us five apiece,
which is the next thing to stiffing us altogether. In fact it’s worse, because
when they stiff you maybe they didn’t know any better, or maybe they forgot.” “You know Paul? Big Paul, got
the droopy eyelid?” “Only sometimes.” “What, like you only know him
on months that got an r in them?” “The lid only droops
sometimes, asshole. And I know what you’re gonna say, because I seen him do it.
He never gives ’em a chance to forget, or not know better, because he tells ’em
in front that a tip’s expected.” “‘Just so you know, sir, we
work for tips.’ Takes brass balls, but only the first time. Only I have to say
I’ve seen it backfire.” “I guess you got to know when
to do it. He works it right, they’re scared of him, they overtip. The only
thing is it feels like extortion, and for chump change at that.” “Well, chump change is what we
just got, all right, but maybe it’s all she could afford. I still say she liked
me.” “You gonna make a move?” “I might. Give her a chance to
settle in first.” “Give her a chance to forget
all about the studly moving man.” “You think? How long is too
long, that’s the question.” Jesus, Eddie thought, he could
listen to this shit all day. He turned to see how the guy
in the cap was doing with his Tuborg. The bottle was still there, the glass
still filled to the brim, but the guy was gone. He’d come in what, half an hour
ago? Sat there with his tweed cap halfway down his forehead and his plaid shirt
buttoned up to his neck and his shoulders hunched forward, never spoke a word.
There’d been a Tuborg coaster on the bar, and the guy had picked it up and
tapped it with his forefinger. Eddie’d said, “Tuborg? Only got bottles,” and
the fellow nodded, and put a twenty on the bar. Eddie hadn’t said anything when
he brought the beer or when he came back with the guy’s change, and whenever
he’d glanced over there the guy was in the same position, and so were the glass
and the bottle. And now he was gone. Unless he
was in the john, which was possible. He turned to the TV to see how the Mets
were doing, and somehow the score had gotten to be seven to four, with the Mets
on the short end of it. They’d been up four-three last time he’d noticed. Maybe Sosa’d hit one out. When
the wind was blowing out, your grandmother could hit the ball out of Wrigley
And Sammy Sosa, shit, he could do it when the wind was blowing in. He watched the Mets go down in
order, then went to refill a glass for one of the moving men, and he checked on
the Tuborg, and it was still there, the bottle and the glass, and the guy was
still missing. And he wasn’t in the john,
because Max was just coming back from there, and there was only room for one at
a time. He asked Max if he’d seen the man leave, and Max didn’t know who he was
talking about, hadn’t even seen him come in. He could have ducked out for a
breath of air, or to buy a newspaper. Or cigarettes; the ashtray where he’d
been sitting was empty, but that didn’t mean he wasn’t a smoker, and he could
have discovered he was out and gone out to buy some. But he’d been gone too long
for that. And he’d scooped up the change from his twenty. Some people did that
automatically, just as others left the change on the bar top until they were
ready to call it a day or a night. This man, this fucking enigma in the tweed
cap, had originally left the change in front of him, never touching it or his
Tuborg, and now he was gone. Vanished into thin air, just like Judge Crater,
except he didn’t even walk around the horses first. Just plain disappeared. The record ended, and there
was a commercial, and on the television set someone hit one over the ivy. A
Met, evidently, because they had the usual shot of one of the Bleacher Bums
throwing it back. Remarkable, he thought, that people still did that, showing
their disdain for balls hit by anyone but their beloved hometown losers.
Suppose you were from out of town, suppose you didn’t give two shits about the
Cubs, and you caught a home run ball hit by the visiting team. Would they be
able to pressure you into giving it back, the way Big Paul, Droopy-eyed Paul,
pressured people into tipping him? Another record played, the
Stones with “Ruby Tuesday,” and he looked over and the beer was still there and
the guy was still gone. Something wrong with the beer? He went over and sniffed
it, and it smelled like beer, and he was going to take a sip and thought better
of it. He got a fresh bottle of Tuborg from the cooler and poured an ounce or
two into a glass and held it to the light. Clear enough, and he took a sip and
it tasted fine. He got two clean glasses,
divided the remaining beer between them, and set them in front of the two
movers. “Taste test,” he said. They gave him a look, shrugged, and sipped the
beer. “Well?” “Tastes like Tuborg,” the tall
one said. “Meaning you saw the bottle.
It taste all right?” “It’s not going to win me over
from the black stuff, if this is a marketing thing.” “I just wondered if the case
was off,” he said. “Guy ordered a beer, didn’t touch a drop. Look at it, full
to the brim.” “There a fly in it? That’d put
a person off.” “No fly, and wouldn’t you say
something if there was?” “This asshole? He’d drink it,
fly and all.” “Protein,” the other agreed.
“You’re gonna drink, you gotta eat. Maybe he quit drinking.” “He never even started,” Eddie
said. “Not one drop.” “Maybe he quit a while ago,
and came in here to test himself. Ordered a drink and walked out without
touching it.” “He must have stared at it for
half an hour.” “There you go, man. Testing
himself, proving he’s stronger than a bottle of Tuborg.” “Anybody’s stronger than that
Danish piss,” his friend said. “Let’s see him try it with Guinness.” Earlier, when the papers were
full of the Marilyn Fairchild murder, they’d had their share of curiosity
seekers, drawn by the media attention. Corpse-sniffers, Lou called them. Lou
had been on that night, and had served drinks to the woman and to Creighton,
the man who’d walked out with her and later strangled her. (Or allegedly
strangled her, as the papers were careful to put it, allegedly being
accepted journalese for We know you did it but we don’t want your lawyer up
our ass.) The corpse-sniffers came
mostly at night, hoping Lou could tell them something they hadn’t read in the
tabloids. Funny thing was that Lou, working nights, never saw much of
Creighton, who was more likely to come in and nurse a brew in the afternoon, a
Beck’s or a St. Pauli Girl, enjoying the peace and quiet the same way Eddie
did. He’d stop in occasionally at night—otherwise he and Fairchild would have
missed each other, to the benefit of both of them, unless you believed in karma
and kismet and destiny. Anyway, Lou served them that night, but it was Eddie
who’d shot the shit with him many times, and you wouldn’t have figured him as a
guy to do something like that, but then you never knew, did you? One thing he did know, the
mystery man in the cap wasn’t coming back for his Tuborg. Eddie carried the
bottle and glass to the sink, and poured them out. Now if there was anything the
least bit important about the mystery man, he thought, then he, Eddie Ragan,
had his hands full of evidence. Because the guy had almost certainly touched
the bottle or the glass, hadn’t he? Eddie had set them both in front of the
man, the glass topped with its creamy head, the half-full bottle beside it, and
didn’t the man then take hold of them and move them an inch or two closer?
Everybody did, it was a reflexive response, even if you weren’t going to take a
drink right away. Or, in this case, ever. If he’d touched the glass or
bottle, he’d probably left his fingerprints. Because he certainly hadn’t been
wearing gloves. The cap was an odd touch on a mild day, but there were guys who
never went anywhere without a cap, they felt naked without it. Gloves would
have been ridiculous, though, gloves would have stuck out like a sore thumb (he
had to grin at that one), so the guy had clearly been gloveless, and would have
left prints. An ambitious bartender, he
thought, might slip the bottle and the glass into separate plastic bags and set
them aside for when the police came calling. Or he might even ring them up over
at the Sixth Precinct—he knew a couple of cops there, as far as that went. Hey,
got a clue, he could tell them. Give it to the forensics team, lift the prints,
check the FBI computer, find out who this dude is. He laughed, tossed the bottle
with the other empties, plunged the glass into the sink. Rinsed it, took it
out, polished it with the towel. Not a bad life, he thought.
You had time to let your mind wander, time to imagine all sorts of crazy shit. FROM
HIS BENCH IN the triangular patch
of fenced-in greenery called Christopher Park, the man with the tweed cap had a
good view of the entrance of the Kettle of Fish. In the course of half an hour
he didn’t notice anyone entering or leaving the bar, but he might not have
noticed. His mind wandered, and what he saw, for much of that time, was a
series of images that had burned itself into his vision, and, he had to
suppose, the vision of everyone in the city, and beyond. An airplane, gliding
effortlessly, inexorably, into a building. A brilliant explosion of yellow at
the left, like a flower bursting into bloom. Two towers standing, their
tops spewing smoke and flame. Then one tower standing. Then none. THE
HORROR. The horror and the beauty. The
beauty . . . HE
HAD LIVED WITH his wife in a sprawling
three-bedroom apartment in a prewar brick apartment building at Eighty-fourth
and After he’d collected his
Christmas bonus for the year 2000, he’d opted for early retirement. He had
headed the research department at a Madison Avenue advertising agency, and they
were just as happy to replace him with someone younger and less expensive. His
health was good, and he looked forward to years of leisure, to the foreign
travel they’d never had time for, to long walks in the city, to long evenings
with his books. They might take to wintering someplace warm, but they’d never
move to He’d just finished breakfast
that morning, and he was sitting in the living room with the morning paper. The
television set was on—his wife had turned it on, then returned to the kitchen
to do the breakfast dishes. He wasn’t paying attention to the television, but
then it got his attention, and he put down the paper and never picked it up
again, because it might as well have been from the last century, or the one
before that, for all the relevance it had. Their windows faced north and
east, and they were on the fourth floor, so you couldn’t see anything. At one
point he took the elevator to the top floor and climbed up onto the roof, but
the building was only sixteen stories tall and there were any number of
high-rises that blocked the view of His daughter, twenty-seven
years old, three months pregnant, was an administrative assistant at Cantor
Fitzgerald. They’d joked about the name, how it sounded like an extremely
ecumenical cleric, but that was before the plane hit the floor where the firm
had its office and made the name a synonym for annihilation. She could have been late for
work. She had severe morning sickness, her husband had joked that she was
preparing for the world’s first oral delivery, but it rarely stopped her from
beating the rush hour and getting to her desk by eight-thirty. She’d have been sitting there
with a cup of coffee when the plane hit. She wasn’t supposed to have caffeine
during pregnancy, but one cup in the morning, really, what harm could it do? None now. Her husband worked for the
same firm, and in the same office. That wasn’t a coincidence, it was how they’d
met, and of course he was always early for work, often arriving at seven or
seven-thirty That was when you could get a lot accomplished, he used to say,
but sometimes he’d wait so that he and his wife could share the walk to the
subway and the ride downtown. So maybe he’d gone in ahead of her that morning,
or maybe they’d been together. There was no way to tell, and what earthly
difference did it make? His daughter, his son-in-law. His son, his baby boy, was
with an FDNY hook-and-ladder company stationed on And was involved in rescue
operations in the For days—he was never sure how
many—all he seemed to do was sit in front of the television set. He must have
eaten, he must have gone to the bathroom, he must have bathed and slept and
done the things one does, but nothing registered, nothing imprinted on his
memory. One day he went into the bedroom
they shared and his wife was sleeping. He called her name twice, a third time,
but she didn’t stir. He went back and sat down again in front of the television
set. Some hours later he went to
the bedroom again, and she hadn’t changed position, and he touched her forehead
and realized that she was dead. There was, he noticed for the first time, a
vial of sleeping pills on the bedside table, and it was empty. Her action seemed entirely
reasonable to him, and he only wondered that she had thought of it first, and
only wished she’d told him, so that he could have lain down and died beside
her. Without disturbing her body, he took the empty pill bottle downstairs and
refilled it at the CVS on Broadway. He took all the pills and got undressed and
got into bed. Twelve hours later he awoke
with a splitting headache and a dry mouth and a bottomless thirst. The throw
rug beside the bed was stained with vomit. He got out of bed, showered,
put on clothes, and went up to the roof, intending to throw himself off it. He
stood at the edge for what must have been half an hour. Then he went downstairs
and called a doctor he knew, and a funeral parlor. His daughter and son-in-law
had been vaporized, atomized. Their bodies would never be recovered. His son
lay at the bottom of a hundred stories of rubble. He told the funeral director
there would be no service, and that he wanted his wife cremated. When they gave
him the ashes he walked all the way downtown, five miles more or less, and got
as close to Ground Zero as you could get. There were barriers up, you couldn’t
get too close, but he did the best he could and found a spot where he could
stand in relative privacy, tossing his wife’s remains a handful at a time into
the air. He stood there for a few minutes after he’d finished, then turned
around and walked back the way he came. Crossing HE
GOT UP FROM his park bench now and
walked to Christopher and Waverly where he walked counterclockwise around the
little triangular block on which stood the little triangular building that
housed the Northern Dispensary. He liked the lines of the building, the way it
filled its space. He liked, too, that it stood at the corner of What’s the most religious
street in the world? he used to ask
his daughter, when he’d take her walking in the Village on a Sunday afternoon. The Northern Dispensary had
been there forever. There’d been a little cafй on the corner called Waverly
& Waverly, but it hadn’t been there for long. Something else had replaced
it, and had been replaced in its turn. Some things lasted, some
things didn’t. He stood listening to the
sounds of the city, breathing in the taste and smell of the city. Sometimes,
drawing a deep breath, he would fancy that he was inhaling some of the
substance of his daughter and son-in-law. They had gone off into the air, and
he was breathing the air, and who was to say he was not taking in some
particulate matter that had once been theirs? He turned, retraced his steps,
crossed Christopher. Then came Once all three streets were
named for one man. And Of course it was no less
interesting an intersection now, West Fourth and West Tenth Streets. What
business did they have intersecting one another? Numbered streets ran east and
west, numbered avenues ran north and south, that was how it was supposed to be,
but here everything was askew, everything came at you on a slant, and West
Fourth Street angled north even as Tenth and Eleventh and Twelfth Streets
angled south. He liked that almost as much
as Waverly crossing Waverly . . . He turned the corner on How he’d walked along in their
wake. He put his hand in his pocket
and felt the cool surface of the object within, tracing its contours with his
fingertips. He drew it from his pocket and held it in his closed right hand,
and he stood in the shadows as they lengthened. A couple passed—college age,
the boy Asian, the girl a blonde with almost translucent skin. They were too
wrapped up in each other to notice him, but then hardly anyone ever did. Then
they were gone, and time passed, although he was barely conscious of its
passing. After a time he moved out of
the shadows and walked back to Waverly, staying with it as it crossed Seventh
Avenue and walking two more blocks to Bank Street. This would have been the man’s
route home. There was his building, and was that his window, with the light on?
Was he at home? And would he be coming out
soon? Maybe yes, maybe no. Time would tell. He was still clutching the
small object in his closed right fist. Like what? A talisman? A charm? He opened his hand and looked
at it lying in his palm, a little turquoise rabbit. There was something sweetly
whimsical about it, something endearing. He returned it to his pocket
and drew back into the shadows, waiting. eight “JOHN,
IF YOU’RE home, it’s Roz. Come to
think of it, it’s Roz whether you’re home or not, but are
you?” She was in the middle of
another sentence by the time he got the phone to his ear. “I’ve always liked
that construction,” he said. “‘If I don’t see you before you leave, have a nice
time.’ And if you do see me before then, should I have a lousy time? Odd
use of the conditional, if you think about it.” “Or even if you don’t.” “Damn,” he said. “I did it
myself, didn’t I? And in the same paragraph.” “You’re sounding chipper,
John.” “I am? Maybe it’s the music.
It’s pledge week on the jazz station, so I switched to classical.” “What are you listening to?” “Ravel,” he said. “Pavane
for a Dead Infant. What’s so funny?” “You’re making this up,
right?” “Yeah. I don’t know what the
hell I’m listening to, Mozart or Haydn, one of those guys. And if I’m sounding
better, it’s probably not the music. Maybe I’m just getting used to being under
house arrest.” “You’re not getting out?” “Not really. I did have a
visitor the other day. Well, two of them. Maury Winters came over, and he
brought along a private detective who’s going to track down the real killer.” “Oh?” “It sounds like OJ, doesn’t
it? Searching the golf courses of “Maybe he’ll come up with
something.” “Maybe he will. I’m inclined
to belittle him, but maybe that’s just me. The guy’s a retired cop, twenty
years on the job, and the fact that he likes his booze doesn’t necessarily mean
he’s inept.” “But you don’t have a lot of
faith in the process.” “I can’t say I do, no. I think
he’s just going through the motions.” “The detective?” “Well, sure, but that’s what
they do. No, what I think is Winters is just going through the motions in
hiring him, hoping to stir up something that’ll muddy the waters. But as far as
finding the guy, I think he thinks the guy’s already been found.” “What makes you say that,
John?” “Impression I get. The cops
quit looking once they got to me, and I think Winters figures they got it
right. I suppose it’s natural. What percentage of his clients are innocent of
the crimes they’re charged with? I don’t mean how many get acquitted, I mean
how many genuinely didn’t do it?” “That’s true for any criminal
lawyer, isn’t it?” “That’s my point. And it
shouldn’t interfere with his ability to present the best possible defense.
Still, you’d think he’d ask me.” “Ask you?” “If I did it. That’s the
damnedest thing, Roz. Nobody asks.” “Nobody?” “Well, aside from the cops,
hoping I’d fall on the floor and confess. Nobody else. Not even Karin. She wanted
to know if I was planning to skip to “She knows you couldn’t have
done it, John.” “You figure?” “Of course. Anybody who knows
you knows that much.” Her words, delivered in such a
matter-of-fact manner, moved him profoundly, and for a moment he was unable to
speak. Then he said, “That’s very good to hear, Roz.” “Well.” “Just for the record, I didn’t
do it.” “I know that.” “But you’re wrong about one thing.
I could have.” “How’s that?” “Anyone could have,” he said.
“Anyone’s capable of it.” “Of murder.” “I think so, yes.” “Well, there’s a sobering
thought,” she said. “Even thee and me, eh? God knows there’ve been times I felt
like it. When that Carmichael cunt managed to work things out so that she
stayed and I got the ax, I’ll admit I had fantasies about killing her. I mean I
thought about it, I ran it through my mind, but there was never a chance it was
going to be real. And, of course, getting out of that rathole was the best
thing that ever happened to me.” “And me.” “That and bringing Hannah back
from “Was that how you fantasized
it?” “That was one of several ways.
But it was never real, and I honestly don’t think I could ever do anything like
that. I’m tough as an old boot, sweetie, and God knows I’ve got a temper, but
it never gets physical. I never even throw things. Some women throw things, did
you know that?” “Fortunately,” he said, “most
of them can’t hit what they’re aiming at.” “I wonder if dykes throw
things. All those games of softball, they could probably knock your eye out at
thirty paces.” “The women who fling glass
ashtrays at me,” he said, “tend to be at least nominally heterosexual. I know
what you mean, though, having fantasies and knowing that’s all they were. But
there was a time when it was more than a fantasy.” “For you, you mean?” “For me.” “I don’t suppose Lesley
Carmichael was the designated victim?” “No, I didn’t even get pissed
at her, actually. I’d figured they were going to drop me sooner or later. No,
this was earlier. I was thinking about killing my wife.” “Jesus, the way you said
that.” “How did I say it?” “Like you were thinking of
going to a movie, or taking a tai chi class. So, I don’t know,
dispassionately?” “Well, it was a long time
ago.” “And you were really thinking
about it? Like, thinking of doing it? Does Karin even know? I guess not, or she
might not have been in such a rush to post your bail.” “It wasn’t Karin.” “Hello? How many wives have
you had, sweetie?” “Two. I got married right out
of college.” “I never knew that.” “Well, it’s not a secret, but
it doesn’t come up all that often. It was over in less than a year, and not a
moment too soon, let me tell you. We fought all the time, and neither of us
wanted to be married, and least of all to each other. Nor did we have a clue
how to get out of it. I swear I don’t ever want to be that age again.” “I think you’re safe.” “We were driving somewhere
flat. I want to say “And then you were in “Or someplace like it, and in
a motel for the night, and we’d been at each other’s throats all fucking day.
And the thought came to me that I was going to have this bitch around my neck
for the rest of my life. And there was this voice in my head: Unless you
kill her.” He frowned. “Or was it Unless I kill her?” “Honey, it only matters if
you’re writing it. An inner voice, who cares if it’s speaking in the first or
second person?” “You’re right.” “Only a writer . . .” “I guess. Point is I couldn’t
get the idea out of my head. Here was this impossible situation, and only one
way out of it.” “Aside from walking out the
door, which didn’t occur to you.” “It absolutely didn’t, and
don’t ask me why. All I knew was I was stuck for life unless she died.” “You’re not even Catholic.” “No, and neither was she.
Don’t look for this to make sense. In my mind it was ’til death us do part, and
that was beginning to seem like a splendid idea. Here we were, in the
godforsaken middle of the country, on our way to a teaching job I was going to
take in western “And nobody knew me in “Wouldn’t they eventually go
to the police?” “I suppose, but it would just
be a missing person, not a homicide, and nobody would know where to look for
her. They certainly wouldn’t have any reason to start digging in a cornfield in
“You were going to bury her in
a cornfield?” “I figured that was perfect.
If you pick a recently plowed field, and go do your digging at night when
nobody’s around, all you’d have to do was make sure you dug deeper than they
plow. The body could stay there forever.” “You had it all figured out.” “I couldn’t fall asleep. I sat
there in that piece-of-shit motel room while she was lying there asleep with
her mouth open—” “Which is always attractive.” “—and I thought about killing
her. I didn’t want to make anyone at the motel suspicious, so I had to avoid
getting blood on the sheets, anything like that. I thought about strangling her
or smothering her with a pillow, but suppose she put up a fight? What I settled
on was I’d knock her out first by hitting her on the head. There was a tire iron
in the trunk I could use, and if I wrapped a towel around it there’d be less
chance of breaking the skin and causing bleeding.” “This is getting awfully real,
John.” “Well, how real was it? This
was twenty-five years ago, more than half my life. I can remember being in that
room, working it all out in my mind, but how accurate is that memory? And how
close did I come to flat out doing it?” “Did you go out to the car for
the tire iron?” “No,” he said, and frowned.
“Hold on, I think I did. Jesus, this is weird. I remember it both ways.” “Wait a minute,” she said.
“Hang on here a minute.” “What?” “John, I read this story.” “Yeah, I wrote about it.
Turned it around some, the way you do, but that’s where the story came from.
The Yale Review turned it down and then Prairie Schooner bought
it. I’m surprised you remember it.” “How would I not remember it?
I published it, for God’s sake, it was in Edged Weapons. Give me a
minute and I’ll come up with the title.” “‘A Nice Place to Stop.’ It
was the motel’s slogan. In the story, that is, but either I made it up or it
was some other motel’s slogan. It seemed to fit the story, but I’m not sure
it’s the best title I could have come up with.” “It’s not bad. In the story—” “In the story the guy does go
out for the tire iron, and he wraps the towel around it and swats her good, and
then he realizes he can’t go through with it. Strangling her, like he planned
to do. And it dawns on him that he can just leave, he’ll give her all his money
and the car and say goodbye and hit the road, and what can she do? So he waits
for her to wake up and he’s going to tell her all this. He’d like to just split
and let her figure it out for herself when she comes to, but he knows he’d
better wait and tell her.” “But he can’t, because she’s
dead.” “Right, the blow with the tire
iron was enough to crack her skull and kill her, towel or no towel. So now he
has to go through with it and bury her in a field the way he planned, and he
does, knowing it’s all unnecessary.” “And he gets away with it,
doesn’t he?” “Well, we don’t know that,” he
said. “He’s still free and clear at the end of the story, but maybe that’s just
because they haven’t caught up with him yet. But even if he gets away with it,
what we get is that he’s not really getting away with anything after all,
because he’s got her wrapped around his soul the way the Ancient Mariner had
the albatross around his neck.” “Right.” “Maybe the title’s better than
I thought.” “Yes, I see what you mean.
When did you write this one, John?” “Not right away. Maybe a year,
two years after the divorce, I started running it through my mind and it
started to turn into a story. And of course I changed tons of things, and the
guy in the story wasn’t me and the woman wasn’t Penny. But that’s why I
remembered going for the tire iron, and also remembered not going for the tire
iron. One memory was from life and the other was from the story.” “Writers are strange people.” “You’re just finding this
out?” “No, but I keep forgetting,
and people like you keep reminding me. Oops, there’s a call I have to take.
Will you be around for a while?” “Where would I go?” “Nowhere for the next hour or
so, okay? I’ll get back to you.” HOW
CLOSE HAD HE come to killing
Penny? It wasn’t hard to remember the
story’s immediate origin, not where it came from but the spark that got him to
write it. He was in New York, living in this apartment, and he was seeing
someone new, a trainee copywriter at an ad agency. He’d decided he was getting
more involved than he wanted to be, and made plans to tell her that he felt
they should both be seeing other people. The person he thought she should
probably be seeing was a trained psychotherapist, but he didn’t figure he had
to tell her that part. He didn’t look forward to the
whole business, but at least it was early days for the relationship, and he’d
be wise to nip it in the bud before he found himself married to her, and
looking for ways to get rid of her. Like, Jesus, that insane
moment in the motel room when he’d actually contemplated killing Penny. And
just suppose he’d taken the fantasy one step further, suppose he’d gone out and
come back with a tire iron . . . From there his imagination
just ran with it. Striking the blow, Jesus, he’d regret it immediately, and the
minute she came to he’d—but wait a minute, suppose she didn’t? The story was essentially
complete in his mind by the time he sat down and started putting it on paper,
but it morphed and evolved as he wrote it, the way they always did. Once it was
done, though, all it needed was a word changed here and there and a fresh trip
through the typewriter and it was done. He sent it out and it came back and he
sent it out again and it stuck. He thought of that blond bitch
from the DA’s office, had an Italian name. Fabrizzio? Hadn’t wanted him out on
bail, wanted him stuck in a cell at Rikers. Would she think to read his
books? Well, if she didn’t somebody
else would. “A Nice Place to Stop” was just another story, a little more
violent than most, maybe, but violence was often present in his work, and he’d
already found himself wondering what the prosecution would try to do with that,
and what a jury would make of it. People in the business knew to separate the
writer from the writing, knew that the author of a sweet little juvenile book
about cuddly bears and talking automobiles might indeed be a plump grandmother
who smelled like cookie dough, but could just as easily be a grizzled old drunk
with tattoos and a bad attitude. But were jurors that sophisticated? They might be, here in He went to the refrigerator,
gnawed at a slice of leftover pizza, took out a beer, hesitated, put it back.
Sat down again and booted up the computer, opened the thing he’d been working
on when— Christ, a million years ago, it seemed like—when those two refugees
from the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program had turned out to be cops. He read some, scrolled down,
read some more. Shook his head. Nothing wrong with it, really,
and he sort of saw where he was going. But it felt like something he’d been
working on in another lifetime. He was the same person who’d written these
pages, he was in fact the same person who’d written “A Nice Place to Stop,” the
same person who’d stood in that motel room and contemplated—hell, call a spade
a spade, forget contemplated—who’d planned murder. The same person throughout,
but he felt further detached from the writing on the screen than from that
ancient short story. He frowned and tried to find his way back into it, writing
a sentence to follow the last one he’d written. He looked at it, and it was all
right, it fit what preceded it. He took a breath and let himself find his way,
batted out a couple of paragraphs and stopped to look at them. Nothing wrong with them. Still
. . . He went to the fridge, reached
for the beer, put it back, checked the coffeepot. There was a cup left. Cold,
but so what? He took it back to his desk and closed the file, opened a new one.
Without really thinking, he let his fingers start tapping keys. Fifteen minutes in, MS Word
asked him SAVE NOW? He
clicked the Yes box, and, when asked for a title, keyed in Fucked If I Know and
clicked to save what he’d written under that title. Not quite in the same
league with “ He reached for the coffee,
found the cup empty. Couldn’t even remember drinking it. He put his fingers on the
keys, went back to work. ROZ
SAID, “GIVE ME a reality check,
will you? It wouldn’t be for a couple of years yet, but do you think I ought to
enroll Hannah in Hebrew school?” “You’re a lapsed Catholic,” he
said. “Don’t tell me you’re thinking of converting to Judaism?” “No, why would I do that? I
rather enjoy being a lapsed Catholic.” “And Hannah’s Chinese,” he
said. “But you said Hebrew school.” “Right.” “Well ...” “If I don’t send her,” she
said, “isn’t she going to feel left out? She’ll be the only Chinese kid in Park
Slope who doesn’t have a bat mitzvah.” He said, “Is that from some
comic’s routine? Did Rita Rudner try it out on Letterman last night?” “I’m serious,” she said. “At
least I thought I was serious. Is it really that ridiculous?” “What do I know? I don’t live
in Park Slope.” “Well, I’ve got a few years to
think about it,” she said. “How come you picked up before the machine? I
thought you were screening your calls.” “Phone calls haven’t been a
problem lately. Maybe my fifteen minutes of fame are over.” “Don’t count on it, honey.” “No,” he said, “I guess not.
When the case goes to trial is when it starts in earnest. Unless they catch the
prick before then, and then the phone’ll really start ringing off the hook. Not
just reporters wanting to know how it feels to be vindicated, but the
department head from the New School saying of course they’ll want me back in
the fall, plus all the old friends I haven’t heard from, telling me they knew
all along I was innocent. Jesus, I sound like a cynical bastard, don’t I?” “Actually,” she said, “you
sound like your old self.” He flexed his fingers, looked
at the computer screen. He’d been at a natural stopping place when the phone
rang, and had picked up without really thinking. “My old self,” he said.
“That’s pretty interesting.” “Not that the John Blair
Creighton we all know and love can’t be a cynical bastard. And ironic. Didn’t Kirkus
comment on your almost diabolical sense of irony?” “Devilish, actually but that’s
close enough.” “Devilish is better, it sounds
more playful. Well, ironically enough, you old devil, this may not be an
entirely bad thing.” “How’s that?” “I know what you’re going
through, to the extent that it’s possible for anyone but you to know it, and I
don’t want to minimize it, but—” “But there’s a bright side?
I’d love to know what it is.” “Well, don’t take this the
wrong way,” she said, “but all in all it’s not a bad career move.” He got a cigarette going and
smoked it while she talked. She’d had a phone call from an editor at Crown,
where his most recent book had been published. Sales had been disappointing,
and his editor was no longer with the publisher, had in fact jumped ship before
his book hit the stores, which certainly hadn’t helped his cause. It was the
second book in a two-book contract, and Crown had had no further interest in
him, or he in them, truth to tell, but this editor, whose name he didn’t
recognize, had called Roz to talk about something else entirely. “And then it just happened to
occur to her to ask about you. I represented you, didn’t I? She thought she
remembered that. And of course they’d published you, and people there had good
feelings about your books, in spite of the fact that sales hadn’t been what any
of us had hoped for, quote unquote.” “Jesus wept,” he said. “They
want me back?” “There was no reprint sale on
either of the two they published,” she said. “No paperback, trade or
mass-market, and this fact popped into my head, and I said, you know, I was
glad she’d called, because I’d been meaning to call her to get rights reverted
on the two books, considering that they’ve long since gone out of print.” “And?” “And I got some hemming and
hawing, and the reluctant admission that they’d had some recent interest in
both books from a mass-market publisher. So I vamped a little myself, and
admitted with some reluctance that you were hard at work on a major project,
and that they should hold off on any reprint sale for the time being. She was
on that like a pike on a minnow, John. As your loyal publishers, of course they
want your new book, and of course they realize on the basis of my description
that it’s clearly a more commercial venture—” “How did you describe it?” “I didn’t. Major project is
what I called it, and how descriptive is that? I know it’s tacky, John, but in
addition to being the designated suspect in a murder case, you’re also a hot
ticket. Now I know that right now writing, or even thinking about writing, is
the last thing you feel like doing, but hear me out, okay?” He leaned back, blew a smoke
ring. “Okay,” he said, amused. “You could use a few bucks,
sweetie. I don’t know what Maurice Winters charges, but he’s got to be billing
at a base rate of six or seven hundred dollars an hour, and it doesn’t take
long for that to add up. And didn’t you say something about a private
detective?” “Yeah, and the guy’s bar bill
alone . . .” “The point is it would be good
if you could make some serious dough, and all of a sudden it looks as though
you can. Soon as I got done with your new big fan at Crown, I made a few
well-considered phone calls to a few top people here and there.” She named some
names. “I got interest and enthusiasm from everybody I talked to,” she said,
“and they didn’t even bother trying to conceal it.” “And nobody found it
unacceptably crass to cash in on a book by an accused murderer?” “No. You think I’m being
crass, John?” “No, not at all.” “You’re my client,” she said,
“and you’re on the spot financially, along with whatever else you’re going
through. If you can get a big transfusion of cash, it’s got to take some of the
pressure off.” She stopped herself for a moment. “On the other hand,” she said,
“it’s not as though I’m going to waive my commission. If you make a fortune I
make fifteen percent of a fortune, so I’m very much acting in my own interest
here, as well as yours.” “Nothing wrong with that.” “Makes the world go round, or
so I’m told. One way to look at this, life handed you a lemon and we’re opening
a lemonade stand. Can I tell you what I want to do?” “By all means.” “I want to get back to all
these nice people who say they can’t wait to hear more from me, and I want to
put a package into play involving your next two books plus your backlist
titles, the ones we control the rights to. I’ll tell them I’m going to run an
informal auction, but I’ll be open to a really solid preemptive offer, and I
wouldn’t be surprised if I get one that’s good enough to take.” “How good would it have to
be?” “High six figures. That
surprise you?” “No,” he said, “not the way
you’ve been talking. Ten minutes ago it would have surprised the shit out of
me. Now it seems perfectly logical, in a cockeyed kind of way.” “Cockeyed’s the word for it.
Sweetie, before I start selling something, it would help to know if I’ve got
something to sell. I’m sure writing’s the last thing you feel like doing, the
last thing you even think you’d be capable of doing, but it might get you
through the days. At the least it’ll give you something you can do without
leaving the house, and it might even be therapeutic, and . . . what’s the
matter, did I say something funny?” “Funnier than Hannah’s bat
mitzvah,” he said. “After I got off the phone with you, I started writing.” “You’re kidding.” “Scout’s honor. Hold on a
sec.” He went to the Tools menu, selected Word Count. “Eight hundred and
eighty-three words,” he said, “and where would we be without computers? A few
years ago I’d have said I was on the fourth page, but now I can apprise you of
my progress with pinpoint accuracy.” “That’s great, John. You went
back to work on the book? That shows you can write, and if you’re really into
that book, well, you should stay with it, but. . .” “But what?” She took a breath. “I don’t
want to tell you what to write, John. That’s something I never want to do. But
if you were ever going to write a book with more deliberately commercial
potential . . .” “Now would be the time for it,
huh?” “From what you showed me of
the book you’re working on, now there’s nothing wrong with it and a lot that’s
right with it, and it could certainly work as the second book in a
two-book deal, but right now ...” He said, “Roz, that’s not what
I was just working on. I looked at it, I felt completely out of touch with it.” “Oh.” “So I started something new.” “Just now, we’re talking
about.” “Right.” “That you’ve got eight hundred
words done of.” “Eight hundred and change.” “And does it have, how to put
it, commercial elements? I know it’s early to say, but is there any way it could
be described as a thriller? Literary of course, anything you write is going to
be literary, which is all to the good, but would it, uh . . .” “Tie in with my present
circumstances?” “Thank you. Would it?” “Remember the story we were
talking about? ‘A Nice Place to Stop’?” “Of course.” “Well, that’s it.” “The story expanded to novel
length,” she said thoughtfully. “I can see how that might work. Flashbacks to
give you more of a sense of who the characters are, and—” “No, that’s not it. The
novel’s not an expansion of the story, it starts with the story. Only
I’m rewriting the story, of course, in fact I just plunged right in without
even re-reading the story, because I have a very different perspective
on the characters now. I mean, look how many years it’s been since I wrote the
thing, plus all the time since the incident that inspired it.” “Of course.” “It starts with the story,” he
said, “and he knocks her out with the tire iron, and then changes his mind, but
it’s too late. So he does what he planned on doing, buries her deep and lights
out for the territories, except he’s in the territories, and what he lights out
for is New York.” “And it’s how he gets pursued
and caught?” “He gets away with it.” “And?” “And I don’t know what
happens,” he said, “because I’ll find out by writing it, but it feels as though
I do know what happens, all of it, except not on a conscious level. But
it’s all down there waiting for me to dig it out.” He leaned back in his chair.
“Anyway, I’m what, eight hundred words in? I’ll be covering old ground for the
first several thousand words, but it’s all preface to his life in “What I think,” she said, “is
that Maury Winters isn’t going to have to worry about getting paid.” nine IT
WASN’T WHAT she’d expected. It was an apartment, first of all, on the fifteenth
floor of a thirty-story postwar apartment building on And Medea would be a sort of
cross between a pirate and a gypsy, oily and squat and swarthy, with a head
scarf and a gold tooth and a trace of a mustache, perched on a stool of her own
and assessing her with a cataract-clouded eye, sizing her up, deciding whether
to pierce her flesh as requested or drug her and sell her into white slavery. And of course it was nothing
like that. The building had a concierge, resplendent in maroon livery, who
called upstairs before directing her to an elevator. Medea, waiting in the
doorway of 15-H, was about Susan’s height, with a long oval Modigliani face and
almond-shaped eyes. She was wearing a simple white sleeveless shift that
stopped at her knees, and she had calves like a dancer’s and arms like a tennis
player’s. “You’re Susan,” she said. “Susan Pomerance.” “I’m Medea.” Her voice was
low, and her speech at once unaccented and foreign-sounding. An exotic
creature, Susan thought, and followed her into the apartment, which turned out
to be a textbook example of minimalism—eggshell walls, pale beige wall-to-wall
broadloom carpet, and, along the walls, a couple of built-in ledges covered
with the same carpeting as the floor and equipped—ooh, a sumptuous touch—with
beige throw pillows. Overhead there was some track lighting, and, on the wall
to your left as you walked in, a single monochromatic unframed canvas three
feet by four feet, just one big yellow-brown rectangle. It was not artless, it
had texture and tone that indicated the artist had labored over it, but the
whole business was so utterly different from what she’d expected that she burst
out laughing. “I’m sorry,” she said, and
covered her mouth with her hand. “It’s the color,” Medea said.
“Primal, wouldn’t you say? I probably smeared mine on the wall myself, but I
never could have made such a neat job of it.” “My God, it’s baby-shit brown.
I hadn’t even thought of that.” “Then why did you laugh?” “Because I was expecting a
gypsy souk,” she said, “though I don’t guess you find many of them fifteen
floors up. And because I’m scared stiff, I suppose. I’ve had my ears pierced,
of course, but this is different.” “Of course it is,” Medea said,
and reached out to touch Susan’s earlobe. It took her a moment to recall which
earrings she was wearing. Teardrops, lapis set in gold. They’d been a gift,
from and to herself, on her last birthday. Medea’s earrings were simple
gold studs. More minimalism, Susan thought. The almond-shaped eyes—their
irises, she saw now, were a vivid green, which pretty much had to be contacts,
but who could say for sure with this unique specimen? The eyes took her
measure, sized her up. “Scared stiff,” she said, as if the phrase were one
Susan had invented. “But excited as well, I would say.” She felt a pulse in her
earlobe where Medea had touched her. Was that even possible? Was there a blood
vessel there that could have a pulse? “A little,” she said. “You want your nipple
pierced.” “Yes.” “Why?” “I don’t know.” “And what is it you fear? The
pain?” “Is it very painful?” “You’ll feel it,” Medea said. Her complexion was darkly
golden, though some of that might be from the sun. She looked like a woman who
spent a lot of time in the sun. But there was also the suggestion of a mix of
races, to the point where race disappeared. Asian, African, European, swirled
in a blender. “I think,” Medea said, “that
you’d be disappointed if there were no pain. But then what exactly is pain?
I’ve heard it said it’s any sensation we make wrong. Do you like hot food?” “Hot food?” “Spicy, not thermally hot. Picante
rather than caliente. Curry, chili, three peppers in a Was this a test? “The hotter
the better.” “The person who insists on
bland food,” Medea said, “experiences the identical sensation you do when she
puts a chili pepper in her mouth. But, instead of savoring it, she finds it
painful and unpleasant. She’s afraid it’s going to burn her mouth, or make her
sick, or, I suppose, kill her. She makes it wrong.” Contacts or not, the green
eyes were extraordinary, their gaze compelling. They held Susan’s own eyes and
kept her from glancing down at Medea’s breasts. She couldn’t help wondering if
the woman’s nipples were pierced. Her ears were, of course, once each in their
lobes, but she saw no nose ring, no other visible piercings. No tattoos, either. None that
showed, anyway. Maybe she wasn’t into that. Maybe
she was one who did, not one who got done. Were there tops and bottoms in the
world of body piercing? Who would pierce the piercer? TWO
WEEKS AGO HER part-time assistant,
Chloe, had shown up at the gallery with a loopier-than-usual expression on her
face. She looked as though she knew a secret, and it was a good one. Susan noticed right away, but
had no time to waste wondering what had the girl looking like the cat that
swallowed the canary. In a pinch, she could probably guess what Chloe might
have swallowed, with the choices narrowed down to illegal substances and bodily
fluids. Or the occasional hot fudge sundae; Chloe, while by no means fat, had
clearly escaped the heartbreak of anorexia. But she had a string of phone
calls to make, and she had the photos of Emory Allgood’s work to go over, most
of which were fine, but a few would have to be redone, and she made notes for
the photographer, and Lois would complain, as usual, but would reshoot as
requested, also as usual. The sculptures were in storage;
she’d booked an artist who owned a van and consequently doubled as a mover, and
he’d rounded up a couple of auxiliary schleppers in paint-stained jeans, and
somehow they’d found the house on It had been filled with his
constructions, his sculptures, and they’d overflowed into the rest of the
apartment. “I’m just glad to be getting these out of here,” Reginald’s mother
had said, “except I suspect I’m gone to miss them, you know? You get used to
seeing something, and then it be gone, and you miss it.” Reginald had assured his mom
that Uncle Emory would be making more, and indeed she’d barely met him, a
wild-eyed, wild-haired little man, all skin and bones and knobby wrists and a
bumpy forehead, who’d grinned and mumbled and then scooted past her, taking an
empty laundry cart with him, and bumping down the stairs with it. Out looking
for more materials, Reginald had assured her, and eager to get to work on more
projects. And all the work at the Quincy
Street house was now tucked safely away in her storage locker a few blocks from
the gallery, all but one piece that, finally, Mrs. Barron had decided she
couldn’t bear to part with. Susan could see why the woman liked it. It was the
most conventional and readily accessible piece of the lot, and for that reason
it was the one she herself was most willing to leave behind. Her uncle’s very first piece,
Mae Barron had said, and Susan could believe it. The poor devil was just
starting to go nuts then, or just beginning to figure out how to make something
out of his craziness. He’d come a long ways since then. She took care of business, and
when she came up for air she saw that Chloe still had the same expression on
her face. “All right,” she told the girl. “You’re dying to tell me something.
What is it?” “I got another one.” “Another—?” Chloe put thumb and forefinger
together, as if gripping a needle, and thrust forward. “Another piercing,” she
said. How was anybody supposed to
notice? The child already had both ears pierced to the hilt, not just the lobes
but all up around the outside of the ear, with a little gold circlet for each
hole. And, inevitably, there was a stud in her nose, a little gold bead, which
she could only hope Chloe would live to regret. Because one fine day, barring
an overdose of Ecstasy or a losing bout with some virulent new sexually
transmitted disease, young Chloe would wake up and find herself a fifty-year-old
woman with fallen arches and varicose veins and a fucking ring in her nose. She studied the girl, who
maintained her enigmatic-and-glad-of-it expression. What had been added?
Another gold circlet? Who could tell, and how could that be such a source of
impish delight? There was still just the one ring in her nose—and thank God and
all the angels for that—and she couldn’t see any evidence of any further facial
mutilation. Nothing in her eyebrows; she recalled one sweet young thing with
multiple eyebrow piercings, each fitted with a little gold hoop, and you found
yourself waiting for someone to add a little rod and hang curtains. No safety
pin through the cheek and— God, not a tongue stud? Those
made her slightly sick to think about, and didn’t they thicken your speech, or
get in the way when you ate? “Not your tongue,” she said,
and Chloe extended the organ in question, and no, it was whole and untouched,
and, the way it stuck out, just the least bit provocative. The girl retracted
it just before Susan would have had to tell her to do so. “That’s a relief,” she said.
“Okay, I give up. Whatever it is, I can’t see it.” Chloe giggled, and yanked down
the front of her scoop-necked blouse, and there were two plump and pert and
very charming breasts, and one of them had a gold stud in the nipple. She looked around in alarm,
but the gallery’s only customer, an out-of-towner with schoolmarm glasses and a
fanny pack, was on the far side of the room, trying to make sense out of one of
Jeff-coate She said, “When did you—” “Friday, right after I left
here.” “How on earth—” “I know,” Chloe said. “I
didn’t think I could go through with it. I thought, oh, shit, this is going to
hurt like a motherfucker. But it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.” “But why?” “Well, she puts ice on it
first, and that numbs it a little, and—” “No, that’s not what I mean.
Why do it? Why have it done?” The question seemed hard for
the girl to grasp, as if she’d never learned to think in those terms. “I don’t
know,” she said. “I’ve just been wanting to do it for ages. And I heard about
this woman, that she’s really good, and like the person to go to if
you’re serious about piercing.” “You’re not concerned about
infection?” “I never had any problems
before.” “But the location . . .” “You just turn it once a day,
same as with an earring, and, you know, put alcohol on it. It’s easier, because
you can see what you’re doing.” She let it go at that, but
later, when Chloe was getting ready to leave for the day, she told her she
still couldn’t understand why she’d had the urge to get her nipple pierced in
the first place. It wasn’t a fashion statement, after all, because in the
ordinary course of things it would go unseen, except perhaps at a topless
beach, and— “It’s exciting, Susan. It’s
like this secret thing. But you could do your navel and it’d be just as much of
a secret, but it wouldn’t be the same thing.” “Why?” “Because your tit’s not the
same as your navel, I guess. It’s tender and intimate, so that makes it scarier
to do in the first place, and it’s not just a secret, it’s like a sex secret.” “Okay.” “Plus,” she said, “it’s just
plain hot.” “A turn-on for guys, you
mean.” “Probably, if only because of
what it says. Hey, look at me, I’m hot. But it’s a turn-on just having
it. Physically, I mean.” “Physically? Knowing it’s
there, I suppose, but—” “No, physically, Susan.
You know how it feels when someone plays with your nipple and it gets hard? Or
you do it yourself? That’s how you feel all the time.” SHE
DIDN’T WANT TO miss anything. And there were things she’d
missed just by being born when she was. When she was a kid, safe sex meant
your parents wouldn’t find out what you did, or it meant being on the pill. But
by the time she was old enough, out of high school and ready to check out the
world, safe sex meant being careful what you did and whom you did it with,
because there was suddenly this new disease and if you got it you died.
Penicillin didn’t help, nothing helped, you just died. When she was married, when it
began to dawn on her and Gary that they both had urges that extended beyond
their own double bed, they’d speculated about partying with other couples,
about orgies, about clubs where you could just take off your clothes and have
sex with strangers. There used to be clubs like that, there was Plato’s
Retreat, for one, and it was supposed to be a hip thing to go there in the late
seventies and early eighties, before AIDS, before safe sex. She’d heard stories
about it, in high school, in college, and there were different movie stars who
were supposed to show up now and then, and by the time she’d have been ready
for it, the place was closed. Gary had wanted to see her
with another woman, and somehow he found another couple similarly inclined, and
she and the other wife spent an awkward half hour doing things, both of them
for the first time, and she might have enjoyed it if it hadn’t been abundantly
clear that the other woman was just there to keep her husband happy. The men didn’t notice the
difference, or didn’t care, and when she and Donna had run out of new things to
pretend to enjoy, They’d met them through a
personal ad He was anxious, too, that
someone in his office would find out, and what kind of behavior was that for an
assistant district attorney, an officer of the court and member of the bar? She
didn’t see how that could happen; at his insistence they’d used false names,
and of course at one point she’d called him Gary, which no one appeared to
notice, anyway, but still he’d reproached her for it on the way home. Didn’t
she have any sense? Couldn’t she even keep names straight? Then two weeks later he wanted
to meet another couple, he had their letter and photo, and he sulked and pouted
when she said she wasn’t interested. The incident hadn’t ended
their marriage, it was going to end anyway, but the underlying issue was not
the least of the forces pushing them apart. He’d long since remarried, and she
heard they were happy, and tried not to wonder what their sex life was like. Since then she’d slept with
men she was attracted to. And she had gone to bed a couple of times with a
woman, a canvasser for the local Democratic organization. They’d gone to the
same college but hadn’t really known each other then, and the lovemaking was
good but the woman was too neurotic, and a couple of times was plenty. When she was living with Marc,
he’d taken her once to an S&M club he knew about at “They don’t mind,” Marc had
assured her. “They’re exhibitionists, for God’s sake. If they didn’t want an
audience they’d stay home.” She could understand that. She
had a streak of exhibitionism herself, and much the best thing about her half
hour with Donna had been knowing she was being watched. But she really didn’t
want to stand around like a tourist while a fat man with a too-long goatee had
his buttocks whipped by a wraithlike woman in what looked like a black wet suit
with cutouts. Nor, God help her, did she want to change places with either of
them. “I just thought it was
something you should see,” he told her later, and she said she was glad she’d
gone, but wouldn’t want to go again. No, he said, neither would he, but he had
the feeling she’d make a dandy dominatrix. What made him say that, she’d
wanted to know. Was he interested in that sort of thing? Did he long to play
slave and mistress, did he want her to tie him up, to do any of what they’d
seen at the club? “Not my scene,” he’d said,
“but I have to say I can picture you in the role. Maybe it’s just that you’d
look great in the costumes.” Was it something she wanted to
do? She hadn’t thought so, but knew there was something she needed to explore,
some limits she had to test. Once the museum in When the first one had hit on
her, the Her life worked, and the
gallery was getting a good reputation, and even making a little money. Lately,
though, she was feeling a vague restlessness. She couldn’t define it, didn’t
know what it was, and found herself talking about it at lunch with an old
school friend. “Tick tock,” Audrey had said.
“You need to have a baby.” “What are you talking about?” “Your biological clock, Suze.
You’re what, thirty-six?” “Close enough.” “What does that mean,
thirty-seven? And don’t tell me about your lack of maternal impulses. Doesn’t
matter. Tick fucking tock, and you’ve got the urge whether you know it or not.” “Forget it,” she’d said. “I
don’t want a baby. For God’s sake, I’d rather have fibroids.” And it was true, the last
thing she wanted was a baby, she didn’t even trust herself with house plants,
but the clock was ticking all the same, and it wasn’t her fertility that was
running out, it was her life. She didn’t really expect to die soon (though
people died whether they expected to or not, they got on planes that crashed or
worked in buildings that planes crashed into). But the same friend who’d
advised her that her clock was ticking had brought news of a classmate who’d
died of breast cancer, and another struck down by one of the more virulent
forms of multiple sclerosis. She was young, she was in the fucking prime of
life, but that was no guarantee of anything, was it? Because there were no
guarantees, and there never had been, but it took you a while before you
realized it. How long before she wouldn’t
want to have sex? How long before nobody much wanted to have it with her? She
looked great, people looked at her on the street, and not just construction
workers, who looked at everybody, but men in suits, men with briefcases. If there was anything she
wanted to do, now was the time to do it. If there was anything she was curious
about, now was the time to satisfy her curiosity. That was what had moved her
to crawl under the table at L’Aiglon d’Or and surprise Maury Winters with a
blow job he’d be a long time forgetting. She’d always wanted to do something
like that, she’d always wondered what it would be like, so what was she waiting
for? And if someone saw her, so
what? So fucking what? The management wouldn’t ask her to leave. They were a
French restaurant, and hadn’t a president of France died that way, carried off
by a stroke or a heart attack, leaving some terrified little cupcake (or an
йclair, s’il vous plaоt) trapped in the well beneath his desk? So why shouldn’t she get her
nipple pierced? How painful could it be? If she didn’t like the result, she’d
take the ring out and let it heal up. And if it really made you feel excited
all the time . . . SHE
SAID, “HOW COME you don’t have any
piercings?” And, when Medea put a finger to an earlobe, “Besides that. I mean,
everybody has pierced ears.” “The others don’t show.” “Your nipples?” “Would you like to see?” There was the slightest smile
on Medea’s full lips, and Susan sensed that the woman was playing with her. She
could resist, or she could let herself be played with. And what on earth would
resistance gain her? She nodded. Medea reached behind her neck,
unfastened a clasp, and let the white shift fall to the floor. She stepped out
of it, and she was the same golden brown color all over, and Susan was sure
that some of the color came from the sun, because she could smell the sun on
Medea’s skin. The woman’s figure was
exquisite, slim at the waist, just full enough in the hips to be feminine. Her
breasts were as firm as a girl’s and of a size to fit the hand, and both
nipples were pierced, and sported gold studs identical to the ones in her ears. She felt lightheaded, felt a
tingling in the palms of her hands and the soles of her feet. She had never
been so moved by the physical beauty of another human being. She was responding
to Medea as to a work of art. She felt foolish staring at her like this, but
sensed the woman was willing to be stared at. And this was confirmed when Medea
raised her arms over her head and pirouetted slowly around, like a slave girl
displaying herself in an Eastern market. The woman had no body hair at
all, not on her legs, not under her arms, not at her crotch. There was the
faintest trace of sun-bleached golden down on her arms, but that was all. “I’d recommend studs,” Medea
said, touching her own for illustration. “Certainly at first, and for general
wear. They don’t show until you want them to. And you can always switch to
hoops for special occasions. Do you like the way they look?” “Very much.” “There’s more, if you’re
interested.” “More?” “More piercings.” But she’d seen the woman,
front and back, top to bottom. How could there be more piercings? A tongue stud? But wouldn’t
she have noticed it? And wouldn’t she have simply stuck out her tongue? No, it wasn’t a tongue stud.
Of course not. “Are you interested?” She nodded. “You have to say so. You have
to ask to see it.” “Please,” she said. “Please what?” “Please show me.” Medea backed up, sat down on
the carpeted ledge, a pillow beneath her bottom. She opened her legs to reveal
gold hoops half an inch in diameter affixed to her labia. The sight was not a
surprise, by this point Susan had guessed what she’d see and where she’d see
it, but there was something so intimate about the display that emotion flowed
over her like a wave. She thought she might cry, or cry out. “Rings,” Medea said, “because
studs would sort of get lost here. And so you can do this.” And she took a ring between
each thumb and forefinger and opened herself up. Susan stood there. Her heart
was pounding, tolling like a bell in her chest. “Go ahead,” Medea told her. She sank to her knees. THERE
WAS ANOTHER ROOM where the
piercing was done, and it looked like a surgery, with white walls and a white
tile floor. There was a padded table one could lie on, a high-backed chair one
could sit on. There was a shelf of books, and a copy of Gray’s Anatomy open
on top of a small metal cabinet. She had undressed in the other
room, even as Medea had donned the white shift again. She might have left her
slacks on, but she took everything off, blouse and bra, slacks and panties. She waited for Medea to
indicate whether she was to sit in the chair or get up on the table, but the
woman made no sign. The far wall, Susan noticed, was curtained, and something
made her ask what was behind the curtain. “Sometimes it’s difficult to
keep oneself still,” Medea said. “Fear, pain, excitement—one moves, and it’s
better not to move.” “I can keep still.” “Sometimes it’s a relief not
to have to try to keep still, Susan. To be able to let go.” Medea drew the curtain. Behind
it, in front of a windowless wall, stood a black metal frame in the shape of an
X. There were black leather wrist and ankle cuffs attached to the four arms of
the device. For a moment Susan experienced what she thought was dйjа vu, until
she realized that she actually had seen a similar apparatus at the club on Wordlessly, she stood with her
back up against the cold metal and allowed Medea to fasten the cuffs. She
hesitated for only a moment when Medea showed her a black leather hood, then
gave a quick nod. The hood covered her entire head but was cut out in front so
that she could breathe through her nose. Her mouth was covered, so she couldn’t
cry out, nor could she see a thing through the black leather. And, when Medea
secured the hood to the upper arms of the cross, her head was immobilized. She realized suddenly that she
hadn’t told Medea which nipple she wanted pierced, nor had Medea asked. And she
knew that she was not going to be allowed to choose, that it would be Medea’s
choice, and something deep within her, something that had been wound tight,
suddenly relaxed. It was her fear, she decided. She hadn’t known she was
afraid, hadn’t permitted herself to feel it, and now the fear was gone. There was a timeless moment,
and then Medea was touching the tips of both of her breasts at once. Her touch
was feather light, but hardly necessary to prepare her for the ordeal. Both
nipples were already firm and fully extended. The touching continued, and
finally stopped, and then she felt Medea’s mouth on one breast, and then on the
other. Making her choice, she
thought. She gets to choose. You get to not choose. She chose the right breast,
and a moment later Susan felt what she at first took for fire, and then knew
was ice. Odd how you could mistake the one sensation for its opposite, cold for
hot. Odd how the ice, numbing her nipple, sent currents of energy coursing
through the rest of her body. Something brushed her nose.
She breathed in the scent of oranges. Then she felt something pressed against
the tip of her right breast, and then she felt the sensation she had planned to
steel herself against. But she’d forgotten to do so, somehow, and now Medea had
thrust a needle through her nipple, and she opened herself up entirely to the
sensation, and God, it was too much, but no, no, it was not too much. It was
only fire and ice. It was only pain. THE
BLACK METAL X was a St. Andrew’s
cross, Medea told her. Her wrists and ankles were still fastened to it but the
hood was off and she could look down and see the gold stud that had been thrust
through her right nipple, with a little gold bead showing on either side. Medea was asking her how she
felt. It took her a moment to
realize she could speak now. “Good,” she said. “What was the orange for?” “To receive the needle.
Otherwise I might stick myself.” “Oh.” “I’ll cut it in quarters.
We’ll eat it.” She shook her head. “First do
the other one.” “Today?” “Please.” “Of course. Do you want the
hood?” Did she? She didn’t need it,
but it streamlined the process, taking away the options of sight and speech. Before her mouth was covered,
she said, “No ice this time.” MEDEA’S
BEDROOM WAS ANOTHER surprise. It
was Victorian, the bed a four-poster, the mattress soft, the sheets cool
cotton. Susan lay on her side, enjoying the postlovemaking languor, feeling the
sweat cooling on her skin, the soreness at the tips of her breasts. She was thinking of Medea’s
hairless loins, and without preamble she said, “Isn’t it a nuisance, having to
have it waxed?” “I do it myself.” “Really?” “And it could be a nuisance,
but I don’t like body hair.” “I was so excited when I
finally started to get some.” “I was excited when I got my
first period,” Medea said. “It ceased to be exciting some time ago.” “The most excitement,” Susan
remembered, “was one time when I didn’t. If I’d had her, how old would she be?” “It was a girl?” “They never told me. I just
always think of it as female, I don’t know why” She rolled onto her back,
looked up at the ceiling. “I’ve mostly been with men. How about you?” “Some of each. I’m mostly by
myself. When I do the waxing, I make a ritual of it. Music and candlelight,
scented oils. I’ll spend hours. So it’s not such a nuisance.” “You did your own piercings,
didn’t you?” “Not the ears. They were done
ages ago. But everything else, yes.” They fell silent, and then
Susan was surprised to find herself telling Medea about the incident at
L’Aiglon d’Or. “I just wanted to do it,” she said, “and I did.” “You’re very bold.” “Am I?” She thought about it.
“I don’t know. Maybe I’m just a whore.” “You could be both.” She laughed. “But you’re not a whore,”
Medea said. “I have to ask you this. Were
you with Chloe?” “Chloe?” “My assistant, I mentioned her
before. The blonde with the crew cut and the nose ring.” Medea laughed. “They’re all
blondes,” she said, “and they all have nose rings. But I remember her, and no,
all I did was pierce her and send her home. That’s all I ever do. This never
happens.” “Never?” “Two, three times in as many
years. Some repeat clients like to be immobilized and hooded, and of course
it’s sexual for them, but not for me. I wanted you. I don’t know why. It won’t
happen again.” “If I wanted more piercings .
. .” “Where?” “Like yours.” “Wait at least three months,
dear. Give yourself time to integrate the piercing you just had.” “And if I decide I want a
waxing?” “I can give you the name of
someone who’s very good.” “I see.” Medea leaned over her, kissed
her lightly on the lips, rose from the bed. “ALCOHOL
ON A COTTON ball several times a
day,” Medea told her. “Rotate the posts ninety degrees once a day. You can take
aspirin for the pain.” She’d have stuffed her bra in
her purse, but Medea suggested she wear it to prevent her sore nipples from
rubbing against her blouse as she walked. When she’d finished dressing she
realized she hadn’t paid for the piercing. She reached for her purse, asked how
much she owed. “Oh, please,” Medea said.
“There’s no charge.” “But that’s not right. I took
up a couple of hours of your time.” “I enjoyed the experience.” “And the gold studs, at the
very least let me pay for the studs.” “They’re a gift. You may feel
like a whore if you like. But there’s no need.” And, when she hesitated, “We
won’t do this again. We’re not going to become lovers. But I’ll think of you
when I masturbate.” Medea held the door for her,
ushered her through it. She rode the elevator to the lobby, walked out onto And I’ll think of you, she
thought, next time I blow a lawyer in a restaurant. Her nipples tingled. ten THE
MAN WHO had registered at the
Hotel Clinton as G.T. Strong, the man who had left his Tuborg untouched on the
bar at the Kettle of Fish, the man who had lost his entire family in or after
the 9/11 attack, stood in the shadowed doorway of an apartment house on East
Twenty-eighth Street and watched the building directly across the street. He was dressed differently, in
clothes he’d retrieved from his storage locker. He was wearing a dark suit and
a white shirt and a necktie, and he’d replaced his sneakers with lace-up black
oxfords. He’d shaved that morning, as he did two or three times a week. During the afternoon he’d
found a leather briefcase in good shape at a thrift shop. A hardware store
supplied a hammer, an ice pick, a large screwdriver, and a cold chisel. It had taken him a while to
get to this point, and there’d been some changes in the external circumstances
of his life. He lived in a different hotel, and was registered under another
name. He’d finished that volume of George Templeton Strong’s diary and had
exchanged it for another book, Herbert Asbury’s The Gangs of Now he was three-fourths of
the way through it. For a week or more he’d been
uncertain what to do, and so he’d followed his routine, walking, reading,
taking his meals, waiting for the next action to reveal itself to him. Until
early one morning, walking on He spent the whole day
following the young man, and of course the name came to him as he had known it
would. He’d seen it in the newspapers. Pankow, that was the name. He followed
him to his home and returned the next morning to follow him on his rounds
again. Pattern, that was what he was
looking for. Not the pattern of Gerald Pankow’s days, that was evident enough,
but the pattern that he himself was creating, had been creating since his wife
and son and daughter and son-in-law had sacrificed themselves for the city. Too long a sacrifice can
make a stone of the heart. . . The line came to him and he
knew he’d read it somewhere once but didn’t know where or when. Did he have a
heart of stone? He put the tips of his fingers to his chest, as if to palpate
the heart within, to determine by touch if it had calcified. The three bars Pankow swept
out each morning were possibilities, but, once he’d managed to determine the
nature of the premises on The building was five stories
tall, with a Korean nail shop on the parlor floor and a locksmith a floor
below, several steps down from street level. The top three floors were
residential, but the third floor was the one Pankow cleaned every morning. He’d
known that from the first; the lights went on moments after the young man
entered the building, and went off shortly before he left. Watching the traffic in and
out of the building, watching lights go on and off, he learned the nature of
the business conducted on the third floor and the schedule on which they
operated. After Pankow left, there was no activity for a couple of hours. Then,
somewhere between ten-thirty and eleven, a middle-aged woman appeared and let
herself in with a key. Over the next hour, five or six considerably younger
women came and buzzed to be admitted. Starting at noon, men came to
the door, buzzed, went inside, and reappeared anywhere between twenty minutes
and an hour later. Around ten in the evening, two or three of the girls would
leave. At midnight or a few minutes after the hour, the lights would go out,
and shortly thereafter the remaining girls and the older woman would leave the
building and go their separate ways. Three days ago he’d got the
suit out of storage, shaved, put it on. He’d found out the telephone number—it
wasn’t difficult when you knew the address and knew how to use a computer at an
Internet cafй—and he called it. He made an appointment, saying a friend had
recommended the establishment. He was going to give his friend’s name as George
Strong, and his own as Herbert Asbury but the woman who answered hadn’t asked
for names. Instead she’d supplied one.
When he rang the bell, he was to say his name was Mr. Flood. He’d said he would come at ten
that evening, and from nine o’clock he waited across the street, and at ten he
rang downstairs, gave his name as Mr. Flood, and was admitted. There were two
girls in abbreviated costumes in what he guessed you’d call the parlor, and the
older woman who brought him there told him they were both available. To pick
one was to reject the other, which bothered him until he realized how unlikely
it was that it bothered them. One girl reminded him faintly of his wife as a
young girl, and so he chose the other. He hadn’t had sex since well
before the bombing. He and his wife had still had relations, but it had become
an infrequent event. Sometime in July or August, he supposed, and it was July
now, so it might have been a year since he’d had sex, or wanted to. He still didn’t want to, but
when he and the girl were both undressed he found he was able to perform. He
became detached during the act, and observed, disembodied, as his body did what
it was supposed to do. She had put the condom on for him and she removed it and
disposed of it, returning with a washcloth to sponge him clean. He paid the madam a hundred
dollars, tipped the girl twenty. He went straight to his hotel,
and when the hall shower was empty he stood under the spray for a long time,
washing her scent from his body. Now, three days later, he’d
shaved again and put on the suit again, and he’d called and made an appointment
for eleven-thirty “Don’t be late,” the madam told him. “On account of we close
up at midnight.” At ten minutes past ten the
door opened, and three of the girls came out and walked off together toward And he was right. “I know you
had a good time with Clara the other night,” the madam said, “so you could see
her again, or Debra here’s a very sweet girl herself, if you’re a man who likes
a change.” He was a man who liked things
to remain the same. That, at least, was the sort of man he had always been. But
things didn’t remain the same, they changed irrespective of the sort of man you
were. And nowadays he didn’t know what he liked, or what sort of man he was. He chose Clara. If he’d been
told her name the first time he’d forgotten it as soon as he heard it, but he
knew it now, and wished he didn’t. “You musta worked late,” she
said, when they were in the bedroom together. She nodded at the briefcase.
“Came straight from the office, didn’t you?” He nodded. “What you need now,” she said,
“is you need to relax.” He undressed, and she slipped
out of her wrapper. Her body was familiar to him, and that made him wish he’d
chosen the other girl, whose name he’d already forgotten. He wished he could forget
Clara’s. While she was hanging up his
suit jacket, he opened the briefcase and drew out the heavy claw hammer,
chromed steel with a black rubber grip. The price sticker was still on it. Her
back was to him when he brought the hammer up and swung it as hard as he possibly
could at the back of her head. It made an awful sound, but that was the only
sound; she fell without crying out, and he caught her as she fell and eased her
down. Was she dead? Had the single
blow been sufficient? It was hard to tell. She lay
face up, and she might have been sleeping but for the blood that welled from
the back of her head. He took hold of her wrist but couldn’t tell whether it
was her pulse that he felt or the throbbing of his own heart. He had to be
sure, and he didn’t want to hit her again, wasn’t sure that he could, so he got
the cold chisel and stuck it into the left side of her chest. He felt an awful aching in his
own chest, as if he himself had been stabbed. He looked down at her and felt
tears coursing down his cheeks and realized that he was weeping. He got a
tissue from the box at the bedside, wiped the tears away. Sacrifice—hers now, along with
so many others—had not made a stone of his heart, not yet, not entirely. He
could still feel. He could still weep. AFTER
THE DEATHS, THE four that were
his, the three thousand that were his city’s, all he could seem to do was read,
and all he could read was the city’s history. He took down his copy of the Not everything registered.
There were times when he would sit up, realizing he’d read his way through
several articles, scanning the columns, turning the pages, and he had no idea
what he’d just read. It didn’t matter. He wasn’t studying for a test. He went
on reading, and turning pages. From time to time he would
pause and look off into the middle distance, and his mind would go all over the
place. When it was time to sleep, he
slept. When he thought of it, he ate. When he was awake, he sat in his chair
and read. He had been reading about the
Draft Riots in But he’d looked at them in the
context of the Civil War, or in the context of the city’s ethnic and political
realities, and he could see that he’d been completely wrong. The Draft Riots
happened because they had to happen. They were a sacrifice. They were the city, And the Draft Riots were not
an isolated example. No, not at all. The city had been shocked over the
centuries by no end of tragedies, great pointless disasters that were no longer
pointless when viewed through the lens of his new perspective. The General Slocum tragedy,
for example, when a ship loaded to capacity with German immigrants and their
children, bound for a holiday excursion, caught fire and burned and sank in the
Or the Triangle Shirtwaist
fire of 1911, when 150 seamstresses, most of them young Jewish women, died when
the sweatshop they worked in went up in flames. They couldn’t get out, the fire
doors were locked, so they either jumped to their death or died in the fire. Sacrificed, all of them. And
each time the city, reeling in shock, bleeding from its wounds, had rebounded
to become greater than ever. Each time the souls of the sacrificed had become
part of the greater soul of the city, enriching it, enlarging it. When this great insight came,
this revelation, he stopped his front-to-back reading of the encyclopedia and
began skipping around, looking for further examples to support his thesis. They
were there in abundance, tragedies great and small, from the city’s earliest
days to the eleventh of September. The history of the city was
the history of violent death. The gang wars, from the
pitched battles between the Bowery Boys and the Dead Rabbits to the endless
Mafia palace coups and clan wars. Albert Anastasia, shot dead in the barber
chair at the Park Sheraton hotel. Joey Gallo, gunned down in Umberto’s Clam
House. Throughout the five boroughs, blood seeped into the pavement. The rain
couldn’t wash it away. It only made it invisible. And fires, so many fires. You
thought of the city as nonflammable, a city of glass and steel and asphalt and
concrete, but hadn’t the world watched as buildings of glass and steel burned
like torches until they melted and collapsed of their own weight? Oh, yes,
forests could burn, and wooden houses could burn, but so could cities of
concrete and steel. ENERGIZED
BY WHAT HAD emerged from his
reading, he found it impossible to read. He would pick up a book only to put it
down and pace the floor, consumed by the thoughts that came at him in
battalions. He began to leave the apartment, walking for hours through the
city’s streets. His feet took him to Little Germany, where no Germans had lived
for years, and past the one-time site of the Triangle Shirtwaist factory, and,
more than once, to the barriers that still ringed Ground Zero. And, walking, he had a further
insight. He was thinking of the fire in
the unlicensed social club that had taken the lives of seventy or eighty
Hondurans a few years earlier. It had been a great tragedy, certainly, but it
had not come upon the poor people as an act of God. An embittered Honduran
immigrant, furious over some real or fancied insult, had returned to the club
with a container of gasoline and set the place on fire. He’d been caught and
tried and convicted, and was serving a life sentence somewhere. The people he’d killed had
been sacrificed to the city of Perhaps... Well, take the Triangle
Shirtwaist fire. A horrible fire, certainly, bad enough to consume the entire
building, but the great loss of life occurred because the doors were locked
from the outside. Otherwise there would have been fatalities, certainly, but
some, even most of the young women would have been able to get out alive. Was it pure happenstance that
the doors were locked? Was it, as some claimed, that the bosses locked the
doors to keep the women at their sewing machines? Or . . . Or could the same hand have
locked the doors and set the fire? That’s what had happened. He
was sure of it. Someone had made the great tragedy happen, someone intent upon
causing as much loss of life as possible. Maybe it was sheer villainy, as
inexplicable as all evil is inexplicable, or maybe, maybe . . . Maybe it was someone with a
vision. Maybe it was someone willing to sacrifice those lives, and to give up
his own morality in the process, his morality and his hope of eternal reward
(for what fate but Hell could await a man who’d do such a thing?), to give up
everything, to sacrifice everything, for the sake of the greater good? Dulce et decorum est pro
patria mori. The Latin phrase came to him
from somewhere in the past. Sweet and decorous it is to die for one’s country.
Or for one’s city, and how would you say that in Latin? He’d forgotten
everything he ever knew of the language, except for a few odd words and phrases.
Still, the things you’d forgotten tended to come back to you. Dulce et decorum est. . . And the General Slocum disaster?
There were all sorts of explanations advanced for the tragedy, several of them
plausible enough, but were any as apt as that someone had sabotaged the ship,
someone had set the fire, someone had deliberately made the whole thing happen? And the Draft Riots.
Spontaneous combustion, erupting naturally and inevitably out of social and
political and economic realities? Or did circumstances merely provide a
framework of logs and sticks and kindling, waiting for a knowing hand to strike
the spark and fan the blaze? The history books spoke of neighborhood agitators
who’d urged on the mob, only to lose control of it. But what if they’d never intended
to control it? What if their sole purpose had been to unleash the whirlwind? He saw them now, a long chain
of men (and women, too, for who was to say it was an exclusively male
calling?), not selling their souls but giving them up, sentencing them to
perdition, committing unpardonable sins for the good of generations yet unborn. Did many of them see the
greater purpose? Probably not, but surely some did. Surely he was not the first
to be consciously aware of what he had to do, no matter how great the cost to
himself. Walking home, he picked up a
discarded newspaper. A man in a stolen car had gone berserk at the wheel,
driving down Seventh Avenue at top speed, running red lights, caroming off
other cars, and taking deliberate aim at pedestrians, trying to run down as
many of them as he possibly could. He eluded police pursuit, then repeated the
stunt on He remembered how he’d taken
the sleeping pills and lain down beside his wife. He had been ready to join her
sacrifice, and his disappointment at surviving had been softened slightly by
the thought that there must be something for him to do. And now he knew what it was. Dulce et decorum est. . .
pro urbe mori. See? It had come back to him. IN
LATE MARCH, A little more than six
months after he’d scattered his wife’s ashes to the winds of Lower Manhattan, he
took the number 3 subway to the He’d purchased half a dozen
quart cans of charcoal lighter fluid, buying them one at a time in different
shops in How they’d laughed, and how
she’d loved that bag. She’d used it for years. He fully expected someone, a
cop or a local resident, to challenge him, to demand to know what he was doing
where he so clearly did not belong. He was oddly calm, quite unconcerned about
what might happen to him, but in fact nothing happened, and no one seemed to
notice him. Maybe he was dead, he thought.
Maybe he was a ghost, and that was why people paid no attention to him. They
couldn’t see him. But no, he’d bought the
charcoal lighter fluid. He’d handed over his money, been given his purchases
and his change. He raised the sheet metal,
crawled under it, and went into every ground-floor room he came to, squirting
the lighter fluid where he thought it would be most effective. He emptied all
six cans, lit a match, set a fire, and walked away from the building. Steps away from it, he
remembered the GOOCHEE bag. He’d put it down and neglected to pick it up. Well,
the fire would consume it, and it would be untraceable anyway. He kept walking. In movies there would be a
great whoosh, an explosion, flames shooting into the night sky, shock waves
knocking him to the ground as he ran off down the street. But there was nothing
of the sort. He walked a block, looked back, and saw a building that looked no
different from the way it had looked when he approached it. His attempt at
sacrifice-by-arson would seem to have been a failure. He turned at the corner,
walked a block, turned again. He kept walking until he came to a small
storefront restaurant with signs in Spanish. There were no tables, just a worn
Formica counter with eight backless stools. He took a stool. The menu hung
on the wall, chalk on slate, with several of the dishes rubbed out. Even if he
read Spanish, it would have been hard to make out. The woman behind the
counter, assuming he didn’t speak Spanish, addressed him in strongly accented
English, asking him what he wanted. He pointed to the plate of the man two
stools away on his right. “Arroz con pollo,” the woman said. “Tha’s cheecken an’ rice. Tha’s what you
wan’?” He nodded. The food, when she
brought it, was a little spicy for his taste, but it wasn’t bad. He wasn’t
hungry, he was rarely hungry, but realized he hadn’t eaten since breakfast. And
thirsty. Water was aqua in Latin, and was it agua in Spanish? Or
if he just made the gesture, raising an invisible glass to his lips . . . While he was considering the
matter, she brought him a glass of water. He had eaten half his meal
when he heard sirens. And this wasn’t a single ambulance, this was more than
one siren. He tucked ten dollars under his plate and didn’t wait for change.
He’d lost his bearings, wasn’t sure which way he’d come from, but all he had to
do was walk toward the sirens. The building was burning after
all. He didn’t see flames shooting, but there was a lot of smoke, and a lot of
activity on the part of the firefighters. A crowd had gathered to watch, and he
joined them, but felt dangerously conspicuous. He managed to find his way to
the subway and went home. It made the papers, because
there were two fatalities—a young man who’d evidently been sleeping, or
comatose from drugs, and a firefighter, thirty-two years old, the father of
three, a resident of Sunnyside, Queens. Both had died of smoke inhalation. He mourned them, and honored
their sacrifice. A
DAY AFTER THE In the end, he’d walked away
from the apartment. Rented a storage locker, ferried some possessions there a
carton at a time, then packed a small suitcase and left. Sooner or later, he
supposed, his failure to pay maintenance charges would lead someone to take
some sort of legal action, and he’d eventually lose the apartment, but he’d
never even know when it happened, and wouldn’t care if he did. Since then, he had set a fire
in a two-family house in Then he’d spotted Gerald
Pankow, and recognized him, and saw a way to establish a pattern. And now he rose from the body
of the girl. He opened the door a few inches and stuck his head out. He said,
“Could one of you come here for a moment? Something seems to be wrong with”—
what was her name?—“with Clara.” The older woman came, the
madam, and she saw Clara lying on her back, then registered the chisel planted
in her chest, and looked up at him, naked, advancing on her, and opened her
mouth to scream, to cry out, but before she could make a sound he hit her with
the hammer. It was a glancing blow and it drove her to her knees. She held up
hands curled into claws, she blinked at the blood flowing down her forehead and
into her eyes, and he swung the hammer full force and smashed her skull. Without checking if she was
dead he bolted from the room. Debra was racing for the phone. She tripped over
a footstool, righted herself, and had the phone in her hand when he reached
her. He wielded the hammer and hit her on the shoulder and she dropped the phone
and cried out, and he swung backhand and hit her just above the bridge of the
nose. She went sprawling and he rained blows upon her, hammering at her face
until her features were unrecognizable. His own heart was pounding. He
steadied himself, got to his feet, and had trouble keeping his balance because
the room was spinning. His knees buckled, and the black curtain came down. Later, when he got around to
noting the time, he calculated that he had been out for the better part of a
half hour. He had fallen beside Debra, and he had blood all over himself, and
he must have left fingerprints all over the place, and she’d cried out between
the first and second blows, and someone a floor above could have heard her,
could have heard the noise the hammer made, could have heard him when he fell. He might have awakened to
bright lights and sirens. Instead he came to in the midst of silence and death. He found the bathroom. He
showered, used the liquid soap, used the Herbal Essence shampoo. He retrieved
the hammer from where it lay beside Debra’s body, the chisel from Clara’s
chest, and washed them both in the sink before returning them to the briefcase.
He dressed, tied his tie until he got the knot right. He put his hand into the
pocket of his suit jacket and drew out the little turquoise rabbit. He’d been
carrying it ever since he took it from Marilyn Fairchild’s apartment, and now
he walked over to Clara’s body, got down onto one knee, and placed the rabbit
so that it covered the hole the chisel had left in her chest. What would they make of that? He went around the apartment,
using a hand towel to wipe surfaces he remembered touching and others he might
have touched. But he’d touched the rabbit, hadn’t he? He picked it up and wiped
it off and decided he wasn’t ready to leave it behind after all. He put it in
his pocket and left Clara’s wound uncovered. The poor girl . . . He had the towel over his hand
when he turned the doorknob to let himself out, dropped it behind him before he
drew the door shut. He walked crosstown to his
hotel. On the way he stopped several times to discard the tools from his
briefcase, dropping them into three well-separated storm drains. He hadn’t used
the big screwdriver, had never even removed it from the briefcase, but he got
rid of it just the same, and left the briefcase propped against a trash can.
Perhaps someone would get some use out of it. eleven FROM
THE MOMENT he’d found Marilyn dead
in her apartment, the very apartment he’d been so blithely cleaning, opening
doors ceased to be a carefree enterprise for Jerry Pankow. He couldn’t turn a
key without at least a quiver of anxiety over what he might find on the other
side of the door. Not so much with his
commercial clients, the three bars and the whorehouse. But when he called on
his once-a-week residential clients, he couldn’t entirely banish the fear of
finding a dead person on the premises. He rang the doorbell first, as he had
always done, and then he knocked, as always, and then he turned the key in the
lock and opened the door and called out Hello! once or twice, and stood
still listening for a response. And after that, after he’d
assured himself that there was no one conscious within, he was very careful to
survey the entire apartment, to look in every room. Not until he’d determined
that he was alone did he set about doing his job. So far the most unnerving
moment had come one afternoon when, after he’d done his routine of ringing and
knocking and helloing, he’d walked through a silent apartment to find Kyle
Lanza, who worked downtown all day every day, not only home but sprawled flat
on his back on his bed, his eyes closed, his arms at his sides. He was wearing
sweatpants and a Bad Dog T-shirt—and, Jerry noticed, just in time to keep from
losing it altogether, a giant set of earphones. Roused, he was full of
apologies. And, thank God, alive. Time passed, and the
apartments he cleaned kept not having dead bodies in them, and he kept up the
precautions but lost the apprehension. It was possible to walk in on a dead
client, it had in fact happened once, but that didn’t mean it was likely to
happen again. Nor did that July morning come
equipped with premonitions. All he felt was fine, and the sun was out and the
sky was clear, and he didn’t have a residential customer today, so he’d made a
date with himself—after breakfast he’d be stretched out on a towel on the roof
of his building, wearing nothing but sunscreen and Speedos. He was looking forward to it
as he mounted the half-flight of steps to the building on East Twenty-eighth.
He gave a wave to the Korean woman in the nail shop, opened the door of the
vestibule for the three upstairs floors, rang the third-floor bell, rang again,
used his key. There was a bell beside the door leading to the apartment, and he
rang that as always and knocked as always and used his other key, and as soon
as he opened the door he knew this was going to be a bad day, and he could
forget about working on his tan. The smell hit him the instant
he cracked the door. He probably would have noticed it under any circumstances,
but he knew what death smelled like and recognized it immediately. He went in
anyway and closed the door and threw the bolt, which was ridiculous, because he
didn’t have to fear the outside world, where the sun was shining and people
were alive. Anything fearful was here, and he’d just gone and locked himself in
with it. Every odor was particulate.
He’d heard or read this somewhere, and it was information he wished he didn’t
have, because it meant that, if you could smell it, you were breathing it in,
you were taking it into your system. But in fact it wasn’t that overpowering,
it wasn’t enough to make you gag. It was knowing what it was that made it so
upsetting. And then seeing it. One on the
parlor floor, her face unrecognizable, and two in one of the bedrooms, one
crumpled at the other’s feet. God, couldn’t he just go? He’d
been there only a few minutes, he hadn’t touched a thing or met a soul, so
couldn’t he just slip out and rejoin the world of the living? This job, like
all the jobs, was off the books, and he doubted that Molly (with her skull
literally smashed in, Christ, who could have done a thing like that?) even knew
his last name. He’d waved to the Korean woman
in the nail shop. But would she remember? And
what could she possibly say? Yes, I see boy come to clean. He wave to me
sometime. He nice boy. She couldn’t exactly tell them anything that would
have them making a beeline for his door. Lois would know what to do. But he didn’t need to call her
to know what she would tell him. For God’s sake, Jerry, be a grown-up.
You’re a citizen and you just discovered three dead bodies, so what the hell do
you think you’re supposed to do? Butch up and make the call. He reached for the phone, saw
that the receiver was off the hook. That might be important, he thought. It
might be a clue, there might be fingerprints or trace evidence on the phone. God, he didn’t want to do
anything wrong. He let himself out, found a
pay phone at the corner of THE
RESPONDING OFFICERS WERE two uniformed
cops from the local precinct, a man and woman his own age or younger, and he
answered their questions but held back the part he didn’t want to mention. He’d
have to, he knew that, but he might as well wait for the detectives to get
there. Otherwise he’d only have to go through it a second time. The detectives were older than
he was, which was at once reassuring and intimidating. One was black and one
was white, and both were balding and out of shape and looked uncomfortable in
their suits and ties. They went over the same ground
the uniforms had covered, but more thoroughly. They wanted to know the routine
at the apartment—when did they open, what time did they shut down, how many
girls worked there, and did anybody stay on the premises overnight. He answered
what he could, explaining that all he did was come in and clean the place when
nobody was around. He didn’t even know for sure what sort of establishment it
was, insofar as no one had ever come right out and told him, although it did
seem pretty obvious to him. They agreed that it seemed obvious, all right. Then they wanted to know where
he’d been during the past twenty-four hours, and how they could verify his
whereabouts. He told them all that, and the black cop made notes, and the white
cop said, “Pankow, what’s that, Polish? You grow up in Green-point, by any
chance?”
A lot of Polish people lived
in Greenpoint, the cop said, and he agreed that they did. You ought to go there
for pierogi and kielbasa, the cop said. He sometimes did, he said, when he got
the chance. Then he said, “There’s
something else you ought to know.” Oh? God, he didn’t want to do this.
But he’d already started, and besides they’d find out themselves and wonder why
he hadn’t said anything. “Last month,” he said. “I had
a client in the Village, I used to clean her apartment once a week. Somebody
strangled her, and I was the one who discovered the body.” They stared at him, and the
black cop said, “The woman, she sold real estate? And they got the guy, some
kind of writer. Aren’t you the guy who—” “Destroyed the evidence,” he
said. “She was in the bedroom so I started in the living room. I thought she
was sleeping.” “Well, they got the guy,” the
black cop said, and the white cop said he hoped he hadn’t done any cleaning
this time. He assured them he hadn’t. “These women here,” the white
cop said, “you wouldn’t make that mistake. You’d know right away they’re not
sleeping.” THE
BLACK COP’S NAME was Arthur
Pender. His partner was Dennis Hurley. Pender said, “That is one hell of a
coincidence, wouldn’t you say? You think you’re hiring somebody to mop your
floors, turns out he’s the angel of death.” “They already got somebody for
the one in the Village,” Hurley said. “Maybe it gave the kid ideas.
Maybe he liked the attention he got finding a body and decided he’d like to
find a couple more.” “He seem to you like somebody
who was enjoying the attention?” “Looked like he wished the
floor would swallow him. Can’t see him doing it, either, gentle guy like him.” “You’re saying that ’cause
he’s gay.” “Well, yeah, I guess so.” “That don’t make him gentle,”
Hurley said. “He’s got that wiry kind of build, he could be a lot stronger than
he looks. He could be a ballet dancer, and they’re real strong.” “Ballet dancer. You’re just
sayin’ that on account of he’s gay.” “You think he killed them,
Arthur?” “No.” “We’ll check his alibi, but
what do you bet it holds up?” “No bet. One in the Village
was strangled, wasn’t she?” “And these three were beaten
and stabbed.” “And besides,” Pender said,
“they already got the writer for the one in the Village.” “If he did it.” “Yeah, the man could be
innocent. You ask him, bet that’s what he says he is.” “As a newborn baby. Arthur,
you see any connection between the two cases besides the Warsaw Whiz? Where’d
he say he was from, Ham Sandwich or something?” “ “Outside of “Inside of “How do you happen to know
that?” “No idea. One in the Village
sold real estate?” “Something like that.” “Be an easy thing to say you
did.” “What do you mean?” “Just looking for a connection
besides Mop & Glo. Any chance she could have been a working girl?” “Lived in the Village and
tricked on Curry Hill? Be interesting to know.” “And not too hard to find
out,” Pender said, and reached for the phone. “NO
RECORD OF PROSTITUTION, no rumors
she was ever in the game. Marilyn Fairchild didn’t just call herself a real
estate agent, she made a good living at it. Commissions in 2001 exceeded
$150,000, and ninety percent of that must have been in eight months, because
how many co-ops changed hands after 9/11?” “It was worth a call,” Hurley
said. “Plus she had a reputation for
going out and dragging men home with her, which is the story on how she and
Creighton wound up together.” “That’s his name. It was driving me nuts I couldn’t think of
it.” “And working girls aren’t like
musicians, they don’t finish up their paid gigs and then jam all night for
free.” “You know what we’re going to
get, Arthur? It was some fucking john, he went with one girl and she didn’t
want to do what he wanted her to do—” “ ‘No, no, not in the ass,
what kind of a girl do you think I am?’” “Or he planned it from the
jump, whatever it was, but either way he went batshit. He killed everybody and
went home.” “Must have planned it. Used a
hammer and a chisel, according to the ME. You don’t find those layin’ around in
your average whorehouse.” “Unless it’s some kind of
special whorehouse for carpenters. I’d say he brought his tools with him. Came
late, too, after the other girls called it a night.” “Right.” “Probably fixed it so he was
the last customer. Only had women to kill that way.” “Another reason why it’s not
the Polack. You kill what you want to fuck, basic principle of lust murder.” “If that’s what this was.” “What else could it be? Madam
wasn’t paying the right people and this was to teach her a lesson?” “Some lesson. How’s she gonna
pay now?” “Even if someone in one of the
families is pissed at her, nobody’d do it like this. A hammer and chisel?” They batted it around,
thinking out loud, trying out theories. “I hate the coincidence part,”
Hurley said. “Creighton goes home with Fairchild and strangles her. Our perp—” “The Feebs’d call him the
unsub.” “Our perp goes to a quiet
little whorehouse, picks up a hammer and chisel and thinks he’s a kid again in
shop class. And both premises, Fairchild’s apartment and our whorehouse, have
the same ballet dancer come by to do a little dusting and cleaning.” Pender said, “About
Creighton.” “What about him?” “They have an argument, he’s
half in the bag, next thing you know she’s dead.” “So?” “ “Where you going with this,
Arthur?” “Meaning he’s most likely
leaning that way from the start.” “Leaning toward murder.” “I been drunk a whole lot of
times,” Pender said. “I never once wound up with my hands around nobody’s
neck.” “So he killed Fairchild, and
then what? He finds out he likes it?” “Happens like that,
sometimes.” “Yeah, but don’t forget he got
arrested. You figure they let him out nights so he can go get laid?” “He’s in a cell? Do we know
that?” MAURY
WINTERS SAID, “TALK to him? Ask
him questions? No way I’m gonna let that happen.” “Sir, three women were killed
last night, and—” “I’m sorry to hear that. If it
was up to me everybody would live forever, and that goes double for women. The
Mets lost, did you happen to notice? Mo Vaughn struck out three times and hit
into a double play. You want to ask my client anything about the game?” “Was he there?” “What, at the game? They’re on
the road, they were in The lawyer had the cops
grinning. Creighton, under strict instructions not to open his mouth, found the
spectacle entertaining. At least until you considered the content, which was
that they were trying to hang another killing, a triple murder, on him. The white one, Dennis Hurley,
big red-haired guy, map of “Go right ahead. Rule him out.
While you’re at it, tell your buddies to rule him out for Fairchild.” “If he can account for his
time last night—” “Why the hell should he? He’s
charged with one crime, he’s under no obligation to help you with another one.” “That’s understood.” “So?” “If he was at the ball game,”
Arthur Pender said, “not in “Against the Brewers, and
Soriano homered twice. You fellows should follow the game. It’s “Nobody tells us anything,”
Pender said. “If he was there, with Senator Clinton on one side and Cardinal
Egan on the other—” “Isn’t there a joke starts
like this?” “—then we could cross him off
our list and be on our way.” “This was last night? What
hours are we looking at?” “Ten to midnight.” “Ten p.m. to midnight? The
medical examiner working with a stopwatch these days?” “There’s more than medical
evidence,” Pender said. “That’s our window, those two hours, and if your client
can establish where he was during that time period we’ll thank you for your
time and leave you alone.” “Which I think you’ll do
regardless,” Winters said, “because I don’t know where he was last night. To
find out I’d have to ask him, and do you know why I’m not going to do that?” “I bet you’ll tell us,” Hurley
said. “Because if I ask him,”
Winters said, “and he can’t prove where he was, and I tell you to go screw
yourselves, I’d be telling you in the process that he can’t establish an alibi,
and why should you have any such information? Whereas if I tell you right off
the bat to go screw yourselves, that’s all I’ll be telling you, and you can do
it or not as you see fit.” “Do what or not?” “Screw ourselves,” Pender
said. He shrugged, got to his feet. “It was worth a try. If you do talk to him,
and if he does have an alibi you want to tell me about—” “I never liked sentences with ifs
in them,” Winters said. “Tell me something. Why are you looking at him in
the first place?” “Can’t tell you that.” “You don’t give nothing, my
friend, you’re not gonna get nothing. You’re telling me this man’s a suspect
but you can’t tell me why he’s a suspect?” “He’s not a suspect.” “He’s not a suspect but you
want to know has he got an alibi. Lovely. Why are you looking at him?” The cops exchanged glances. At
length Pender shrugged, and Hurley said, “The body was discovered by the same
kid who discovered Fairchild.” “What, the faygeleh? That’s
your connection?” “Same guy is first on the
scene twice in a couple of weeks? What are the odds on that?” “At the moment, my friend,
they’re a hundred to one in favor of it, because it already happened. I’m not
saying it’s a coincidence. There’s a connection, but what it connects is
Fairchild to the dead women, and can we stop pretending we don’t know who they
are? I listen to the news the same as everybody else. This was in the East
Twenties, if I’m not mistaken, in what the girl announcer didn’t quite call a
whorehouse, but I got the distinct impression.” “East Twenty-eighth,” Hurley
said. “And yeah, it was a whorehouse.” “Three hookers?” “Two and the madam.” “Ah, Christ, what a world.
They said bloodbath, but they generally do with a multiple homicide.
They exaggerate.” “Not this time.” “Without asking what the
murder weapon was, may I conclude the women weren’t strangled? Which I’d have
concluded anyway, because for one man to strangle three women one after the
other is a neat trick.” “They weren’t strangled.” “Curiouser and curiouser,”
Winters said, “which sounds like a Dickensian law firm, doesn’t it? Never mind.
I’ve enjoyed this, believe it or not, but I think we’re finished, so—” He said, “Maury?” All three of them turned to
look at him, as if surprised that he could talk, or that he was there at all. “If I could talk to you
privately,” he said. “They were just leaving, which
would have given us all the privacy anyone could want. But why don’t you
fellows wait in the hall for a moment?” When they were out of the room
with the door closed he said, “I was here last night.” “I’m not surprised. You’re
home all the time, from what you’ve told me. Home Alone is a movie, not
an alibi. I don’t suppose you had company?” “No,” he said, “but I think I
can prove I was here. The window is ten to midnight, isn’t that what they
said?” “Ten to midnight.” “I had a couple of deliveries
somewhere around that time. Must have been close to ten when I called and had
Two Boots send up a pizza. And I called the deli a little after that and
ordered up a sandwich and a six-pack of Beck’s.” “You had a pizza and a
sandwich at the same time?” “I was out of beer and I
wanted one with the pizza. I don’t like to call the deli just for beer.” “What, they’ll think you’re a
drunk?” “You’re right, it’s stupid,
but I was just as happy a couple of hours ago when I had the sandwich for
lunch. They should both have records of the delivery.” “They should.” “While I was eating the
pizza,” he said, “my agent called. She’s working on a deal, she wanted to
discuss strategy. She can confirm that we were on the phone for ten minutes,
maybe closer to fifteen.” “And this was when?” “Say ten-thirty” “That leaves plenty of time
for you to get in a cab and kill three women in a whorehouse. If I’m going to
show anything to Frick and Frack, I’d like to show ’em enough to cover you past
midnight.” “I was online,” he said. “What, the computer? They can
take those things apart and find out what you had for breakfast, but—” “No,” he said, “I was online,
Maury. This was after I got off the phone with Roz.” “Your agent.” “Right. Something she said, it
doesn’t matter, but I wanted to check something on Amazon. I logged on, I
checked my e-mail, and I went to their website.” “How can we prove this?” “I have a dedicated phone line
for the computer. It’s a local call to AOL when you log on. Won’t there be a
record?” “Very good.” “And I wound up buying a
couple of books from Amazon. I always do, it’s impossible to visit the site
without remembering some book you think you have to have, especially in the
middle of the night. A couple of clicks and it’s in the mail two days later.” “They’d have a record of a
purchase.” “They send you an e-mail
confirming it, with time and date on it. I downloaded that, it’s on my hard
drive.” Winters went over and opened
the door. “YOU’LL
CONFIRM ALL THIS,” the lawyer told
the two detectives, “in about a minute and a half, give or take. You’ll pull
the LUDS and that should be enough, but you can go as far as you want. Put one
of your computer people on it, talk to the pizza place, the deli.” “We had to check him out,”
Arthur Pender said. “And you checked, and he’s
out. But as far as I’m concerned, you boys are on to something.” They looked at him. “Fairchild and the three last
night,” Winters said. “They’re as linked as they ever were. The same boy finds
all the bodies, that was too good a coincidence twenty minutes ago and it’s no
different now.” “Meaning?” “Meaning Ernest Hemingway here
didn’t do either of them. You just cleared him on one, you should go ahead and
clear him on the other.” “Not our case,” Hurley said. “So why not talk to your
friends at the Sixth, tell them talk to the geniuses in the DA’s office.” “Yeah, right. I’m sure they’d
love to hear from us.” “How could you not tell them?
You just looked at this gentleman in connection with a homicide and cleared him
a hundred percent. You don’t think that’s information they ought to have?” “I suppose we could make a
call.” “Of course you could,” Winters
said. “Thanks for coming, fellows. You’ve been very helpful.” WINTERS
STAYED AND CHATTED with him after
the two detectives had left. After the lawyer’s departure, Creighton called his
agent. “Talk about highs and lows,”
he said. “I started out thinking I was going to be charged with three murders.
Next minute Maury’s talking about getting the original charges dropped.” “Really?” “But he told me privately
that’s not going to happen. The DA’s not going to withdraw an indictment just
because I’ve been cleared in a case that may or may not be related to the
original crime I’m charged with. They’ve still got the same evidence they had
before. She still picked me up at the Kettle and I still went home with her.” “And she’s still dead.” “The poor woman. You know,
I’ve been angry at her all along, for getting me into this mess in the first
place. Like it’s her fault. But all she wanted was to get laid, and she wound
up dead, and how is any of that her fault?” “You’re not angry with her
anymore.” “No, and I can’t understand
why I was in the first place.” “You were afraid, sweetie.” “And now I’m not, because I’m
beginning to see daylight. This won’t get charges dropped, according to Maury,
but what it should do is create a little doubt in the minds of Reade and
Slaughter.” “The arresting officers?” “Right. Even if they’re still
completely convinced I did it, they’ll want to cover their asses in case it
becomes clear I didn’t. Which means they might look a little harder for
witnesses who might steer them in the direction of another suspect.” “That would be wonderful. The
only thing . . .” “What?” “This is going to sound like “You lost me.” “Look, you and I both know you
didn’t do this thing, right? And we know you’re going to be cleared.” “It’s beginning to look that
way.” “Well, that’s the important
thing, in fact it’s the only thing that matters, but all things being equal. .
.” “What?” “I’d just as soon it doesn’t
all clear up today or tomorrow,” she said. “Or even next week or next month.
God, that sounds terrible, doesn’t it?” “It might, except I think I see
where you’re going.” “The best thing for our
purposes is if you’re an accused murderer awaiting trial when we make the deal.
Then, when the book comes out, you’re a guy who was falsely accused of a
horrible crime and has since been completely exonerated. I know you’d like to
be off the hook as soon as possible, but I’m your agent and I used to be your
publisher and I can’t help seeing it from that standpoint.” “Don’t apologize. I’m writing
all the time these days, Roz. I’m completely into the book, and of course I
want it to do everything it can. If I’m cooped up in my apartment for the time
being, well, it’s worth it. And I’d be cooped up anyway, putting words on the
screen.” “And it’s going well?” “It’s going beautifully.” “I turned down a couple of
preempts, sweetie. One yesterday and one this morning.” “What were the numbers?” “I’m not going to tell you.
I’m auctioning on Friday. I told Esther at Crown what I want for a floor bid.
That’ll give them topping privileges. She’s supposed to get back to me later
this afternoon.” “What do you want for a
floor?” “I’m not going to tell you
that, either, until I find out if I get it. Oh, that reminds me, I was going to
call you about this. Esther had a suggestion, and whether or not we wind up
going with them, I think it’s worth thinking about. How would you feel about a
name change?” “You mean a pseudonym?” “Jesus Christ, no! We’ve
got all this publicity, why would we want to shitcan it?” “That’s what I thought, but—” “You’ve always used Blair
Creighton, but all the news stories have referred to you as John
Creighton, so Esther suggested bylining the books, all of them, old and
new, as by John Blair Creighton. Which I think has a very nice ring to
it.” “I should have done it that
way from the beginning,” he said. “I’ve had the thought off and on for years.” “So that’s a yes?” “An emphatic yes.” “Jeez, that was easy. Every
client I have should be like you, baby.” “Under indictment, you mean?” “Get back to work,” she said. HE
THOUGHT HE’D HAVE trouble getting
back into the book, but he looked at the last sentence he’d written and
remembered what he’d planned to write next, and once he’d put the words down
there were more words to follow them. He was on a break, cracking a
fresh pack of cigarettes, when she called again to report Esther Blinkoff at
Crown had come up with the floor bid. In return, she got to make a final offer
when all the other participants had finished bidding. “US and “What’s the floor?” “I was coming to that. One
point one.” “Million.” “Duh.” “Jesus. Well, I guess my
personal Philip Marlowe can order doubles if he wants. It sounds like I’m going
to be able to afford to cover his tab. One million one hundred thousand.
Where’d the point one come from?” “It’s coming from Crown, but
it was my idea and I was ready to fight for it. An even million sounds
preemptive, even if everybody jumps up and down and calls it a floor. The extra
hundred thousand makes the whole number sound like a step in the right
direction.” The extra hundred thousand was
substantially higher all by itself than his highest previous advance. “Plus,” she said, “if all the
other players keep their hands in their pockets, we’ve got a hundred thousand
more than we’d have otherwise.” “There’s that.” “You know what’s a shame? The
world never knew you were a suspect in the whorehouse murders, and now they
don’t get to learn you’ve been cleared.” “It’ll probably come out.
Everything seems to, sooner or later.” “Yeah, but after the auction.” “Ah,” he said. “Not
necessarily.” “Oh?” “Not if somebody leaked it.” “Holy shit. Now why the hell
didn’t I think of that myself? I know Liz Smith well enough to call her . . .” “Or Page Six.” “Page Six first, to tell them
the police have talked to you in connection with the triple killing, di dah di
dah di dah, and then Liz Smith so she can rush to your defense and tell the world
yes, they talked to you, and they cleared you. I’ll call right now. Wait a
minute. Will I be breaking any laws?” “You’ll be pissing a few
people off,” he said, “but I can’t see where you’ll be doing anything illegal.
They didn’t even ask us not to talk to anybody.” “I’m sure they never thought
they had to. What about your lawyer? Is he one of the people I’ll be pissing
off?” “What do you care? Anyway,
he’ll figure the cops leaked it.” “And they might, so I’d better
get cracking. Bye, sweetie.” He put down the phone and went
over to the window. Below his window, a black man in camo fatigues went through
the blue garbage can, selecting aluminum cans for redemption. Recycling didn’t
seem to work in Across the street, a man with
a clipboard was leading a dozen people on a walking tour of the Village. Willa
Cather had lived on this block, and maybe he’d tell them as much and point out
the house. They shuffled on by, leaving Creighton with a view of the old man
leaning in the doorway. He’d seen him before, in his
plaid shirt and the pants from an old suit. Homeless, he guessed, or the next
thing to it, but too proud or not desperate enough to root around in garbage
cans. Maybe he’d go downstairs, take
the old fellow to the Corner Bistro and buy him a burger. One point one, Jesus,
he could damn well afford it. He went back to the computer
first, to tinker with the last sentence he’d written, and when he looked up an
hour had gone by and he’d written a page and a half. He stood up, rubbed his
eyes, yawned. One point one. He ought to
call somebody, but who was there to call? And what kind of conversation could
he have with someone he hadn’t talked to since before Marilyn Fairchild’s death
had changed his life? He could call Karin, tell her
her money was safe, tell her the kids weren’t going to have to worry about
money for college. But shouldn’t he wait until after the auction? He was hungry, he was thirsty,
he’d done a good day’s work, and damned if he wasn’t on the verge of genuine
success. Blair Creighton had managed to get by, and that was no mean
accomplishment in the field he’d chosen, but John Blair Creighton . . . Look out, Grisham. Not so
fast, Clancy. And you better watch your ass, Steve King. He grabbed his cigarettes,
checked to make sure he had his wallet, and got the hell out of there. When he
hit the street he looked around for the old guy he’d seen earlier, but he’d
drifted off, missing out on his chance for a Bistro Burger. And the Bistro
could wait, because why not take the bull by the horns? He started walking, and when
people looked his way he looked right back at them. EDDIE
RAGAN LOOKED UP when the door opened,
and he figured his face showed about as much as it did when he played poker.
All in all, he did pretty well at poker. “John,” he said. “Been a
while.” “Well, I’ve been busy, Eddie.
Better let me have a Pauli Girl.” “You got it.” And he sat where he always sat
and got a cigarette going and looked at the TV, where Gene Fullmer and Carmen
Basilio were duking it out on the classic sports channel. Basilio was bleeding
so bad he must have needed a transfusion afterward, and even in black and white
it was pretty gruesome. Nowadays they’d stop it, but this was from before the
sport got so candy-ass. Creighton drank some beer,
looked around, saw Max the Poet. “Max,” he said. Max looked up from his book,
looked over the tops of his glasses at Creighton, said, “John. Haven’t seen you
in a while.” “No, it’s been a while,”
Creighton agreed. “Well, you didn’t miss much,”
Max said. “Everything jake with you, John?” “Jake indeed. And with you,
Max?” “Oh, I can’t complain,” said
Max the Poet. I love this job, Eddie thought. twelve ON THE
FLIGHT HOME from Dallas-Fort Worth, his seat companion in the front cabin was a ruddy-faced Texan
with a GI haircut and intelligent brown eyes under a heavy ridge of brow.
Buckling up, the man said, “If there was no other reason to hate the goddamn
Arabs, and there’s plenty, what they’ve done to air travel would do for me. The
airport security measures just drive a man crazy. Anything under five hundred
miles, I get in the car and drive.” “It’s a difficult situation,”
Buckram said. “I know, but it’d be
comforting to think there was a guiding intelligence behind it all. I saw them
pull a woman out of line for one of their random searches and I swear she was
eighty years old and used an aluminum walker. Meantime how hard is it to get a
gun onto an airplane? All you have to do is tuck it in your turban.” “They’re afraid to get
criticized for racial profiling.” “There’s a difference between
stopping cars because the drivers are black and paying extra attention to
people who flat out look like terrorists. I’ll tell you, my doctor wanted to
schedule me for an MRI last week. Don’t bother, I told him. I’m flying to He hadn’t heard that one, and
laughed. “Listen,” the man said, “I
like to talk, but I hate to inflict myself on someone who’d rather read, so if
you brought a book along. . .” “It’s in my checked luggage,
and I’d rather have human company anyway” “Well, I’m not sure I
qualify,” the man said. “Some would argue otherwise. Name’s Bob Wilburn, from “Fran Buckram, from “I already knew that.” “Well, all I have to do is
open my mouth and people know I’m from “I expect they do, but I
already knew your name, too. Recognized you from your photographs. You’re the
fellow who made “I had a lot of help.” “Can I ask what brought you to
“Hardly that. I was giving a
talk last night to a roomful of businessmen in “Not the Pericles Club? Damn
it all, I go to that more months than I miss, and I’d’ve been there last night
if I paid attention to my mail and knew who the speaker was. I’m sorry I didn’t
get to hear you.” “You didn’t miss much,”
Buckram told him. IT
HAD GONE WELL enough. They’d flown
him first class on American, met him at DFW in a limousine, put him up at the
Four Seasons. The club premises were Now he was on his way home,
$3,500 to the good, less a third to the lecture bureau that made his bookings.
That meant he’d net $2,366.67 (and he wished they’d raise his price a hundred
dollars, just so they’d be dealing in round numbers) which was not bad
compensation for being well treated and fussed over while he gave a talk he’d
given so many times he could do it in his sleep. It changed, of course,
according to circumstances and what was on his mind, and, he supposed, the
phases of the moon. But it didn’t vary much, and the fact that it got an
increasingly favorable reception bothered him. He was getting good at it, but
what he was becoming good at was performance. He felt like an actor in a
long run of a Broadway show. He thought of Carol Channing, touring forever with
Hello, Dolly, playing the same part in the same show a couple of hundred
times a year. How could she stand it? Why would she want to? And the conversations over
cocktails, the chatting with his dinner partners, the smiles and handshakes and
photos taken, they were all part of the performance, ad-libbed for the occasion
but nevertheless the same. The hardest part used to be during the Q&A, when
he had to answer a question without letting on that he’d been asked it a few
hundred times. But he’d learned how to do that, too. It had felt phony at
first, but now it just felt like part of what he did, and what did that make
him? “ONE
THING I HEARD,” Bob Wilburn said,
“is you might be the next mayor.” “You heard that all the way
down in “Heard it in “That’s a long ways off,” he
said. “And that’s a good way to
answer the question, or to not answer it. Here’s another question—why in the
hell would anybody want the job?” He laughed. “Beats me, Bob.” “What was it that fellow said?
His name slips my mind, but you know who I mean. Talks like he swallowed the
dictionary.” “William F. Buckley.” “That’s the fellow. Ran for
mayor of “It’s a good line.” “It’s a damn good line. You
want the job, Fran?” “I don’t know.” “That sounds honest.” “It is.” “It’s an important job.
Somebody’s got to do it, and when you know you’d be good at it—” “I’m not as sure of that as I
used to be,” he said. “After 9/11, I looked at Rudy and watched him do
everything right, and I don’t know if I could have done that well.” “A time like that, a man finds
out what he can and can’t do. I don’t know, Fran. Politics? I pay too much
money to too many politicians to have a lot of illusions about the whole
business. God knows I’ve never wanted to go into it myself.” “Neither have I,” he said.
“All I ever wanted to do was be a cop.” THAT
WASN’T ENTIRE LY TRUE. His father
was a cop, and when he was a little kid of course what he wanted was to wear a
blue uniform and carry a gun and do what his daddy did. But that changed, and
he grew up knowing a cop was the one thing he definitely did not want to be.
“It’s steady,” his father told him, “and a man can take some pride in it, but
it’s no life for a kid with a head on his shoulders. You’re cut out for
something better, Fran. You don’t want to wind up like your old man.” Francis X. Buckram had come
home from World War II and traded a khaki uniform for a blue one and never got
out of it. He was a beat cop for the rest of his life, on his feet most of the
time, and those feet had never been right since the Then, two months before he
could have watched his son graduate from Colgate, Frank came home from work and
told his wife he didn’t feel so hot. “I’ll call the doctor,” she said. “It’s nothing,” he said, and
sat down in his chair. His eyes widened, as if he saw something that surprised
him, and then he slumped in his chair and died. It was, they told his wife, a
massive myocardial infarction, which was another way of saying a heart attack.
At least he didn’t suffer, they told her, and she said, Oh, a lot you know,
for didn’t that man suffer his whole life? Fran flew home for the wake
and the funeral mass, then hurried back to finish school. He’d delayed choosing
among the law schools that had accepted him, and now he wrote them all and said
he’d be unable to come. He didn’t want to be a lawyer. He wanted to be a cop,
under it all he’d always wanted to be a cop. When his father’s friends—cops,
all of them—came up to him at the wake, many of them said, You’re making
something of yourself, you’re going to be a lawyer, your dad was so proud of
you, that’s all he talked about. When he caught a break,
parlaying a good arrest into a promotion to detective, his mother was there to
see him get his gold shield. She kissed him and said, Oh, Fran, if he could
see you now. Later, he wondered how to take her words. If Frank Buckram
could see him now, then what? Would he shake his hand or shake his head? Slap
him on the back or across the face? When he came back from “So proud,” she said. “Your
poor father, how proud he’d be. His heart’d be bursting, he’d be so proud.” And now? He was flying first
class, he was staying in good hotels, he was getting paid good money to say the
same thing over and over. Men with too much money were willing to give some of
it to him so he could try to get a job nobody in his right mind would want. How proud would the old man be
now? BUCKRAM
WAS INDEED AN Irish name, he told
Wilburn. It was also an English word, meaning a stiff cotton fabric used in
bookbinding, and he’d checked the etymology once and learned the word had
antecedents in Middle English and Old French, and derived ultimately from Bokhara,
in The Irish had no connection to
that part of the world, unless they were indeed one of the Ten Lost Tribes. The
name was an Anglicization of a Gaelic name that started out Buccrough—and
ended in any of several unpronounceable ways. It wasn’t a common name in Wilburn said, “There was talk
that you might get your old job back. That the new fellow might appoint you.” “We discussed it,” he said,
amazed to be talking so openly with a stranger. He’d had a Bloody Mary shortly
after takeoff, but when did one drink ever loosen his tongue? He’d always been
able to knock them back with the heavy hitters without fear that the slightest
indiscretion would pass his lips. No, he evidently felt like talking, and he
didn’t think the drink had anything to do with it. “You didn’t want it or he
didn’t want to offer it?” “I wanted it, and he’d have
liked to give it to me,” he said, “and we both realized it wasn’t a good idea.
Rudy’d hired me and fired me, and Rudy’s endorsement put him in “Likes his own place better,
does he?” “—and he couldn’t start off
his own term putting me back in as commissioner without biting the hand that
fed him, and publicly at that. He’s in an awkward position anyway, coming in on
the heels of a hero, and one who’d still have the job if the voters had
anything to say about it.” “Never did understand the
logic of term limits. But it’s all politics, isn’t it?” The Texan shook his
head. “Politics. Why would a man want to involve himself in all of that?” THERE
WAS NO CAR meeting him at JFK. He
got his bag from the carousel and waited in the taxi queue for a cab. The
driver’s name ended in -pour, which probably meant he was an Iranian.
Whatever he was, he drove like a cowboy on crystal meth. His apartment was on East
Sixty-seventh, in one of the white brick monstrosities he’d proposed for
landmark status. His weekly cleaning woman, a cheerful young Nicaraguan with
about twenty English words at her command, had shown up in his absence, and the
place was immaculate. He unpacked, checked the mail, and returned phone calls,
then ducked around the corner to drink a cup of coffee and read a newspaper. There was more on the triple
homicide on Nothing funny about the
murders. What was funny—funny peculiar, not funny ha-ha—was the illusion of a
link to the murder last month in the Village, the real estate agent who got her
neck wrung by the writer. Both premises were cleaned regularly by the same
individual. That wasn’t much of a stretch, but when you added in the fact that
the individual was also the first person on the scene at both venues it became
dramatically more significant. Funny, too, was the fact that
the information had gotten out. Maury Winters, whom he’d last seen getting his
pipes cleaned under the table at L’Aiglon d’Or, was the writer’s lawyer, and he
supposed Maury must have leaked the story to a press contact. It was the kind
of thing that could cloud the open-and-shut case against what’s-his-name,
Creighton, and you could be sure Maury would bring it up in court. He was done with the story,
done with a sidebar column playing up the human angle, when something clicked
and he checked the names of the victims. The madam was one Mary Mulvaney,
forty-four, with an Jesus, he knew Molly Mulvaney
Had known her, anyway She’d been a witness twenty-plus years ago, she’d been
one of three high-ticket hookers who’d been partying in a Kips Bay penthouse
with Tiny Tom Nappi, a midlevel mob guy whose sobriquet derived not from his
stature, which was neither tall nor short, but from his sexual equipment, which
was rumored to be in the same league with John Dillinger’s and Milton Berle’s.
Nappi had said he wanted to die in a room full of booze and pussy and cocaine,
and he got his wish, though probably not the way he had in mind. He’d gone to
answer the door, and was shot through the peephole. The large-caliber slug went
in through his eye and blew out most of the back of his head. Molly hadn’t seen anything,
and was bright enough to have kept her mouth shut even if there had been
anything to see. Buckram had caught the case—which they’d solved in the sense
that they knew who’d ordered the hit and had a pretty good idea who’d pulled
the trigger, but never had enough to charge anybody. And he’d interrogated Molly
Mulvaney at length, and liked her. They’d even flirted a little, although he’d
made sure it didn’t go beyond that. She wasn’t really in the game, she’d told
him. She just liked to party, and the life was kind of exciting, but this was
more excitement than she’d signed on for, thank you very much, and what she
thought she’d do was get the hell back to Fordham Road and marry a fireman. Or
maybe a cop, she’d said, if I knew where to find a real cute one. If she’d gone back to the
Bronx she hadn’t stayed, and if she’d married her fireman it hadn’t worked out,
but she’d evidently found the right way to be in the life, moving into
management and letting younger bodies do the heavy lifting. Kept regular hours,
made a decent living, lived in a good neighborhood. Nothing wrong with that,
the illegality of it aside, until somebody beat her brains out with a hammer,
and why in God’s name would anybody want to do that? They’d be checking everything
out, and of course they’d checked Creighton and of course he’d been cleared,
and the coincidence of the Pankow kid threw a big monkey wrench into the middle
of things, but they’d check Molly’s book, and that would probably upset a lot
of citizens and screw up a few of their marriages. And they’d track down the
other girls who worked for her, or had worked for her in the recent past, and
they’d look for somebody with a grudge. If Molly was mobbed up—and she had to
be to some extent or other, she was too hip to try riding bareback— they’d look
for the OC connection, and lots of luck to them on that one. Would they close it? The easy
ones broke for you in the first forty-eight hours, and that hadn’t happened,
but that only meant it wasn’t going to be easy, not that it wasn’t going to be
closed. He sat there, in the Joseph Abboud suit he’d worn to He’d been figuring out what
he’d be doing if it were his case. And, he realized, that’s what he really
wanted. Not to run around the country telling people what they already knew.
Not to hold office, whether it was mayor or commissioner of police. What he wanted was to be out
there on the street, running an investigation, working a case. THERE
WAS A PHONE call he’d tried to
return earlier, to a cop he’d known years ago by the name of Jimmy Galvin.
They’d lost touch, and the message on his voice mail hadn’t indicated the
reason for the call. Probably to tell him somebody had died, he figured. More
and more, that’s what a call from the past meant. Somebody else was gone, and
somebody wanted to make sure you got the news. He called back and got a
machine with a canned message, not even Galvin’s voice, and he left his name
and number and forgot about it, and he was trying to decide where to go for
dinner when the phone rang, and it was Galvin. They exchanged pleasantries, and
he scanned his memory for the name of Galvin’s wife and came up empty. If he’d
ever known it, he didn’t know it now. “How’s Mrs. G.?” he asked. “Well, there you go,” Galvin
said. “I retired a little over three years ago, figuring I’d get to spend a
little more time around the house, and it turned out she liked me better when I
wasn’t around so much. So she went and got herself a divorce, and I’m living in
“I’m sorry to hear that,” he
said. “I’d heard you retired, but I hadn’t heard about the divorce.” “It’s not so bad, Fran. I have
to do my own wash and fix my own meals, but you get used to that. The hard part
is now I have to break my own balls.” “Trust me,” he said. “You get
used to that, too.” They talked a little about
being divorced and learning to be single again. Galvin said he figured it would
be easier if he had a real job. He was working on a private license, and the
dough was okay, what with the pension he got from the city. But the work was
irregular, with long stretches of nothing to do, and the inactivity got to him. “I don’t know, Fran. I was
thinking, but you probably got things you have to do. I mean, you had the top
job, you’re an important guy . . .” “Jim, I was important for
fifteen minutes. Now all I am is out of work.” “Yeah? What I was thinking,
you feel like getting together for a drink?” Just what he needed, a boozy
evening with a cop who put in his papers just in time to see his life
disintegrate. But he found himself saying that might work, that he’d enjoy it. “There’s this place,” he said.
“I been dropping in there, you might like it. . .” He thought, Jesus, not a cop
bar. He tried to think of an alternative to suggest, but Galvin surprised him. “It’s called Stelli’s,” he
said. “Up on What the hell, he’d been trying
to figure out what to do about dinner. “Dinner sounds good,” he said. “Say
eight o’clock?” “Perfect. I’m trying to
remember the cross street, Fran. It’s in the Eighties, and above Eighty-sixth,
I know that much—” “I know the place,” he said.
“We’d better have a reservation.” “I guess we’ll need one, if
we’re gonna have dinner.” “I’ll make the call, Jim.
Stelli’s at eight. I’ll look forward to it.” HE
WAS OUT THE door at six-forty-five
and caught a cab right away. This time the driver was a black man with a French
name. Haitian, he supposed, or possibly West African. Wherever he’d come from,
the guy’d been doing this long enough to know the city. He didn’t have to be
told where Stelli’s was. The name was enough. He drove right to it. thirteen GREGORY
SCHUYLER WAS a dear man, and, as
chairman of the board of the Museum of Contemporary Folk
Art, an important frog in the small pond Pomerance Gallery swam in. Whenever
Susan suggested lunch he was quick to select an impeccable restaurant, and
wouldn’t hear of her picking up the check, or even splitting it. And there was
no question of the museum reimbursing him. Not only did he volunteer no end of
unpaid hours to the museum, but he also gave them an annual donation in the
$50,000-$100,000 range, depending upon the fortunes of the Schuyler family
trust of which he was the principal beneficiary. He’d taken her to Correggio
and insisted they have the Chilean sea bass. Because it may be our last
chance, you know. The Australians say it’s being fished out and want everyone
to observe a moratorium. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t order it this
afternoon. Ours have already been caught, haven’t they? He was going on now about some
really exciting quilts, and she smiled and nodded in the right places without
paying a great deal of attention to the words. Had she ever seen what she would
regard as an exciting quilt? She understood quilts, she could tell the
outstanding from the merely expert, and she could appreciate the whole folk
tradition of quilting. She responded to the better examples of a wide variety
of quilts, from the pure Amish work (geometrically precise blocks of
unpatterned fabric) through the various complex patterns of American folk
tradition, to the sometimes astonishing painterly works of appliquй and embroidery
produced by sophisticated contemporary artists. The quilt that had come
closest to stirring her was a crazy quilt, entirely handmade, by an unknown She didn’t like the
quilt, didn’t see how anyone could like it, really, but it had that touch of
inner turmoil that had changed her life the day she saw it in Was it time to let Gregory
Schuyler know about Emory Allgood? She waited for a
conversational opening, then eased into it. “Have you been traveling, Gregory?
So many people seem to have lost their appetite for it.” “Oh, I know,” he said.
“Friends of ours were planning on a camel trek across “A cold day in hell,” she
said, “is when I trek across “My sentiments exactly, my
dear, but these friends of ours are intrepid travelers. Leif and Rachel
Halvorsen, do you know them? They go everywhere, they sleep in places one
wouldn’t want to drive past. After last September, they decided that this might
not be the year to go trekking anywhere in the “Where did they go instead?” “That’s the whole point, they
stayed home. Rachel told Caroline there was no end of places they’d have been
comfortable going, but they just wanted to be in “And this summer?” “Well, next month is Mostly
Mozart, and “Of—?” “Of the bombing. I’m sure
there’ll be ceremonies, and something awful on television, but I wonder if . .
.” “If something will happen?” “It’s funny, I didn’t want to
speak the words. Let’s get off that subject, shall we? I do think we’ll travel
in the early fall, but I really don’t know where. Caroline always wants to go
to “Just so you’re home the
beginning of November.” “Oh, I’m certain we will be.
But why?” “Or even late October, so you
can have an early look. I’ve got a show coming up that I’m over the moon about.” “Oh, how exciting! New work by
one of my favorites?” He was mad about Jeffcoate
Walker, buying for his own collection as well as the museum’s, which had led
Susan to speculate that he had depths no one suspected. As it was, Gregory
Schuyler was an enigma, married for years to a beautiful woman but fitted out
with the sensibilities and refined elegance of a homosexual. His manner was
distinctly gay, but his energy was not, and she’d often caught him looking at
women in a way she’d never seen him look at men. The common wisdom with such
men was that they were so deep in the closet they didn’t even know it
themselves, and she supposed it was possible, and how could you disprove a
premise like that, anyway? Until they invented an instrument to read a man’s
unconscious mind, the argument would remain moot. “New work,” she said, “by an
artist I know you haven’t seen before, because no one has. He’s my own
discovery, Gregory, and I’m sure he’s mad as a hatter, but what he’s done with
it is absolutely incredible.” “That is exciting. A
painter?” “A sculptor. An assembler,
really, and unlike anyone you’ve ever seen.” “African-American?” “Yes.” “I won’t say they seem to have
a gift for it, that’s as patronizing as prattling about a natural sense of
rhythm, but much of the best work in that vein is African-American, isn’t it?
How ever did you find him, Susan? Did you go down to “He’s local.” “He’s a New Yorker?” She nodded. “Oh, I almost wish you hadn’t
told me. Now I can’t wait until the fall. Do I absolutely have to wait, Susan?
Can’t I have a sneak preview?” “You can have an early look,”
she said, “but not this early. Nobody’s seen the work yet, and nobody’s going
to see it for at least three months.” “That’s what? The middle of
October?” “As soon as I finish with jury
duty.” “Oh, dear. Suppose you get on
a case?” “I won’t. Maury Winters told
me how to make sure that doesn’t happen. I’ll just have to spend three days
sitting around a courthouse and being bored.” “Knowing you,” he said,
“you’ll run into somebody who does paintings on black velvet of Elvis Presley
turning into a werewolf. Does your new discovery have a name?” “He does, and I just wish I
could remember it.” “Susan, Susan, Susan. You’re
an impossible tease. I hope you know that.” “I know,” she said, “and it’s
completely unintentional. I wasn’t going to mention him at all, but—” “Oh, please. That’s why you
wanted to have lunch in the first place.” “Only to make sure you’d be in
town for the opening.” “I want first look, Susan.” “You’ll be one of the very
first.” “That’s not quite the same, is
it? Susan, you’re impossible. How can you build up my excitement and then leave
me like this?” The implied sexual metaphor
could only be intentional. And how would he react, she wondered, if she were to
crawl under the table right now and take his cock in her mouth? “Susan!” “What?” “You just had a wicked
thought, didn’t you? You did! Tell me.” “Oh, no,” she said. “I
couldn’t possibly.” HER
NIPPLES TINGLED. But then they always did. At
first, when the soreness wore off and left only the tingling, she thought this
was going to be too much to bear, walking around all the time in a state of
low-level stimulation. But then she found out that she got used to it, and felt
a little bit disappointed. But there was no cause for disappointment; what you
got used to, she came to realize, was being slightly excited all the time. It
didn’t stop working, you were still excited, but that degree of excitement
became your normal condition. Which was sort of fun. At first she couldn’t wait to
make another appointment and go get labial rings like Medea’s. She positioned
herself in front of a mirror and pretended she already had them and used her
fingers to open herself up. You could see better, she thought, without the
hair, and three days later, the earliest appointment she could get, she was
getting waxed by the woman whose number Medea had given her. There was nothing
sexual about the experience, except for the idea of it, but she couldn’t wait
to get in front of the mirror again. And of course she couldn’t stop touching
herself, and couldn’t stop watching herself touching herself, and when she was
through she lay there, feeling utterly wiped out, and her nipples were still
tingling. And she decided to wait on the
next piercing. There was no hurry, she decided, and it would be good to explore
one level before rushing on to the next one. What she couldn’t get over was
that she felt sexy all the time. She couldn’t credit this
entirely to the physical changes she’d recently made. That was a part of it,
but there’d been something going on before or she’d never have even considered
the piercing in the first place. Every day some thought or
presence would trigger an impulse not unlike the one that had put her on her
knees under the dinner table at L’Aiglon d’Or. But she wasn’t crazy. She
could have an impulse without having to act on it. She could imagine herself
doing certain things—and her imagination, she was just beginning to realize,
was as vast and as eccentric as the imaginations of the artists she was drawn
to. But she could enjoy the fantasy without having to transform it into
reality. And wasn’t that how you
distinguished the sane from the insane? Not by their thoughts but by their
actions. In her imagination, for
example, she seduced Chloe. She couldn’t believe it would
be terribly difficult. Come into the back office, she’d say. There’s
something I’d like to show you. And, with the door closed, she’d open her
blouse. She’d have gone bra-less that day in preparation for this, or she’d
have ducked into the loo and removed her bra, so she could bare herself as
artlessly as Chloe had when she pulled down her scoop-necked blouse and showed
her treasures. Look what I’ve done, Chloe! You inspired me. I kept thinking
how lovely your breasts looked and the next thing I knew . . . Or she’d say, Do you like
the way they look? Yours are bigger, aren’t they. Could you show me yours
again, Chloe? And she’d make a fuss over them, and maybe reach out and cup
the girl’s breast, she could feel it in her hand right now, just thinking about
it. Or she could lean forward and press her breasts against Chloe. And she’d say something like, Oh,
do you know what else I did? And she’d drop her skirt and step out of it,
and take off her panties, or better yet have removed them in advance, or not
worn them at all that day. And she’d show herself to Chloe, and Chloe would be
stunned, she wouldn’t know what to say or do or even think, but she’d be turned
on a little, even if she’d never done any girl-girl stuff, even if she’d never
even thought about it. Now show me yours, Chloe. Oh, I couldn’t. Oh, please, I want to see
it. But I have hair. I don’t care, I want to see
it. . . And she’d have her, right
there in the office. EXCEPT
SHE WOULDN’T. NONE of it would
happen, she wouldn’t allow it to happen. She’d be inviting disaster, ruining a
satisfactory working relationship, and, if by some chance life didn’t happen to
follow her script, messing things up with results she could only begin to
imagine. And you didn’t have to seek
adventure. If you prepared yourself for it, it would come to you. Days after her waxing, the
phone rang, and it was the man from They met in He couldn’t see, wouldn’t know
what to expect, and she’d lower herself onto him. He’d smell her sex first, and
then she’d be sitting on his face . . . “You’re different,” he said. The words startled her,
fitting in so perfectly to her reverie. She recovered and asked what was so
different about her. “I don’t know, Susan, but
something’s changed. Is your hair the same? You’re smiling, you look like the
fucking Mona Lisa. It’s not your hair. You look sensational, but you always
look sensational. What is it?” “You’ll see.” He was staying at the No restraints, no hood, but
she could still act out her fantasy. She teased him a little longer, then moved
to squat on her haunches, positioning herself over his face. “You can open your
eyes now,” she said, and she let him look at her for just a couple of seconds
before she lowered herself onto his mouth. Afterward, he couldn’t get
over the nipple rings, the waxed loins. “I knew something was different. I
thought you were going to show me a tattoo, a butterfly on your thigh,
something like that. I had no idea you were so kinky.” “I’m a work in progress,” she
told him. He made her stay the night,
which was a first, and demonstrated a propensity for kinkiness all his own. The
next day she skipped lunch and went on a buying spree at the Pleasure Chest.
The sales clerk was a gay man with a physique straight out of He helped her get everything
into a cab. “Have fun,” he told her. “But, uh, don’t use everything at once.” SHE
WAS A WORK in progress. The phrase
had sprung glibly to her lips, but later she realized how appropriate it was. A
work of mad folk art, perhaps, but very much a work in progress. And not off-the-wall mad,
because she was able to choose what was to remain fantasy and what was to be
enjoyed in the flesh. So she didn’t dart under the
table at Correggio, or let the lunch conversation amount to anything more than
the lightest sort of flirting. Gregory Schuyler’s good opinion was far too
important for her to jeopardize it for whatever rewards his pale body might
provide. She was back at the gallery in
time to receive a call from Reginald Barron. Uncle Emory had completed another
piece, and would she want to include it in the show? “And he’s working on another.
He’ll do like that, one right after the other, and then he’ll just stop for a
spell. I know you were talking about having a catalog prepared, so you’d need
to have everything by a certain date.” She thought of his youth, his
broad-shouldered masculinity, his adorable shyness. I have gold studs in my
titties, Reginald. I have a hairless pussy. Do you want to come over and play? “That’s very thoughtful,” she
told him. “Suppose we use the end of the month as a cutoff date? I’ll arrange
to come by then and pick up whatever’s completed.” And then she’d make another
run to Brooklyn a week or two before the show; the catalog would already be
closed by then, but if there was any Emory Allgood work outstanding, she wanted
it in her storage locker, not where some smooth opportunist could snatch it out
from under her. After she’d hung up she had a
thought. Suppose she rang him back, asked him if he could possibly come in
today with the piece he’d called about. If it wasn’t too big, if he could get
it into a cab . . . No, the only reason she
thought of that was because, if he brought the piece to the gallery—or, even
better, to her apartment—she could have him out of his pants and into hers in
nothing flat. And that was something she was determined not to let happen. Not until after his uncle’s
show. SHE
SENT CHLOE HOME at five, stayed on
herself for another hour and a half. She walked home, detouring to pick up half
of a barbecued chicken at Boston Market. She ate it at her kitchen table— she
had an eat-in kitchen, Marilyn Fairchild had found her a sweetheart of an
apartment—and then drew a tub and soaked in it. Lying there, she felt herself
stirred, and touched herself. Just a little. She dried off and got in bed
and played some more. Not all of the paraphernalia from Pleasure Chest required
a partner, so she tried out some of her new toys. But she reined herself in,
didn’t let herself climax, because it was Friday night and she felt adventurous
and you could have a good time all by yourself, you could have an orgasm as
powerful as the best anyone else could give you, but what you couldn’t have was
an adventure. She thought about the men she
could call, and a woman or two she could probably call, but none of them were
what she wanted, not tonight. She wanted a stranger. Marilyn Fairchild had found
herself a stranger, one who’d turned out to be a little stranger than she’d
bargained for. God, what an awful thing. And what could it have been like for
her, those last few moments? Maybe she was unconscious,
passed out. Maybe she never saw it coming, maybe it was over before she knew
it. But maybe not. She imagined hands on her
throat, a weight pressing down on her. Asphyxiation was supposed to have an
erotic element, God only knew how many idiots died every year hanging themselves
to intensify their orgasms. It was probably safer with a partner—if you wanted
that kind of thing, and if you trusted the person to know when to stop. Maybe Marilyn had wanted
Creighton to choke her—just a little, just to get her over the edge. Maybe his
hands had had a mind of their own. Maybe she came and went, just
like that. She should run it by Maury.
Maybe he could try it as a defense strategy if all else failed. Except lots of
people had tried variations of that, hadn’t they? It was rough sex, that’s
the way she wanted it, and it just went too far. Had any jury ever bought
that one? If so, she couldn’t remember it. Well, she didn’t want to get
what Marilyn got. But she wanted some excitement, a stranger if not a
strangler. Where should she go looking for him? She put on makeup and perfume.
Changed her earrings for her amethyst studs. Put on a little black dress with
not a thing under it except the gold in her nipples. Slipped on a pair of
Blahniks, changed her mind, went with the Prada pumps. Like it mattered, like
anybody was going to be looking at her shoes. She had to wait ten minutes
for a cab. “Stelli’s,” she told the driver. “Do you know where that is?” fourteen AUCTION
TIME. He didn’t see why he should
feel anxious. He remembered something Lee Trevino had said in response to talk
about the pressure involved in trying to sink a putt in a tournament playoff: Pressure?
If you make it you get a million dollars, but if you miss it you still get half
a million. That’s not pressure. Pressure’s when you’re in a two-dollar And where was the pressure for
him? Esther Blinkoff at Crown had already given a floor bid of more money than
he had ever expected to find on a contract with his name on it. The worst that
could happen, the absolute worst that could happen, was that the other four
prospective bidders would hear the numbers Crown had put on the board, shrug
their shoulders, and go home. And he’d get an advance of $1,100,000. He’d been up late the night
before, fooling around on the computer, then channel surfing. AMC was running It must have been close to
three when he got into bed, and not quite eight when he rolled out of it. He
was working on his second cup of coffee when the phone rang at ten after nine,
and it was Roz. “The horses are at the
starting gate,” she said. “Actually they’re just leaving the paddock, because I
don’t start making calls until ten o’clock. Is this your first auction, John?
Well, do you know how it goes?” “The high bidder gets me.” “I mean the mechanics of it.
They’re all at their desks, and I call one of them and tell them where the
bidding stands, and they go into a huddle and get back to me, and then I call
the next one. It’s not like sitting in the gallery at Christie’s and bing
bang boom it’s over. It can take all day, and sometimes more than a day.” “So this could be continued on
Monday?” “No,” she said, “because
everybody’s on notice that today is the day, and by five o’clock you’re going
to have a new publisher. Or a new old publisher, if you wind up with Esther.” “At one point one.” “Or at x-point-x,
if she exercises her topping privileges, which she got by giving us the floor.” “Do the others all know about
the floor?” “Honey,” she said, “everybody
in Publisher’s Lunch was a daily e-newsletter, full of industry news and
gossip and free on request. He’d subscribed for a while, then unsubscribed when
he realized how much time it was draining out of his day. The fact that they’d
reported the floor bid somehow made it more real. “John,” she was saying, “what
I want to know is whether or not you want me to keep you in the picture. I can
call you whenever somebody bids or passes, but I know you’re working on the
book, and maybe you’d rather not be interrupted, in which case you won’t hear from
me unless there’s something I need to clear with you. Or until the auction is
over, whichever comes first.” He said the latter sounded
like a good idea. She agreed, and they wished each other luck, and after she
rang off he realized she’d sounded faintly disappointed by his choice. And why
wouldn’t she be? She was sitting all alone in her office, running a drawn-out
auction over the phone, and he was telling her no, he didn’t want to share the
excitement with her. Far as that went, she wasn’t
the only one he’d just disappointed. He rang her back. “Changed my
mind,” he said. “Yes, keep me posted.” “If it’s gonna interfere with
your writing—” “Who are we kidding? What am I
going to get written today, whether or not the phone rings? You know what I
realized? I’m in a profession that’s supposed to be glamorous, and maybe it is,
if you’re sitting upstairs of a garage in Moline, Illinois, typing away and
dreaming of someday seeing your words in print. But when you’re doing it, all
it is is a combination of daydreaming and word processing.” “And?” “And here’s the one time in a
writer’s life when it’s genuinely exciting, and the horses are leaving the
paddock, and I’ve got a fistful of tickets, and here I am telling you I don’t
want to watch the race, just call me when it’s over. So I changed my mind.” HE’D
FIGURED WORK WAS out of the
question, but decided there was no reason why he couldn’t tinker with what he’d
written earlier that week. He went over what he’d printed out, noting typos,
finding and fixing the occasional infelicitous phrase. He was entering his
changes on the computer when she called at ten-fifteen. “I drew lots,” she said, “and
called Putnam first, and they didn’t have to go into a huddle, they’d already
gone into their huddle because they knew what the floor was. They bid one point
two.” “That’s more than one point
one.” “You could have been an
accountant, did anybody ever tell you that? The important thing is they’re in.
I’d rather have a slight increment from them than a big jump now.” “Why’s that?” “Psychologically I think it’s
better at this stage. Anyway, I knew Gloria wouldn’t try a preemptive overcall,
if you don’t mind a bridge term in the middle of an auction, because it’s not
her style, which is why I called her first.” “I thought you drew lots.” “No, why on earth would I do
that? I know what order I want them in. I said I drew lots, because that makes
it sound fair, and they pretended to believe me, but I didn’t and they know I
didn’t.” “Wheels within wheels,” he
said. “Now I’m waiting to hear from “Uh-huh. Are you?” “Time of my life,” she said.
“Stay close to the phone, okay?” IN
THE BEGINNING, A rejection slip
with a handwritten Sorry! on it was encouraging, while an actual note
saying that they’d liked his story (albeit not enough to publish it) was cause
for minor celebration. His first sale was to a little magazine that paid in
copies, but it was his first sale, for God’s sake, and what difference did it
make how much they did or didn’t pay him? It was never about the money.
He hadn’t gotten into the business to get rich—and, indeed, hadn’t thought of
it as a business when he got into it. It was what he wanted to do, and he had
the unwarranted self-assurance to believe he’d be able to make a living at it. And, one way or another, he
had. Somebody (he was pretty sure it was James Michener) had said somewhere
that a writer could make a fortune in But there were others who
didn’t hit the list or line up for food stamps, people like him who came out
with a new book every year or two, and wrote short stories, and did some
reviewing, wrote the occasional article. Picked up a few dollars running the
odd workshop at a writers’ conference, critiquing manuscripts, looking good for
the wannabes. Knocking out a novelization of a film, or a TV tie-in, or
whatever someone would pay you to write quickly and under a pseudonym. Writing, and turning a buck at
it. Never getting rich, always getting by. But it had gotten harder in
recent years, and not just for him. Increasingly, the top and bottom grew at
the expense of the middle. Michener’s half-truth was becoming unqualified fact.
You could make a fortune as a writer, but you couldn’t make a living. And it was beginning to look
as though he was going to be one of the ones who made a fortune. Of course,
whether or not he would get to spend any of it was an open question. “ST.
MARTIN’S JUST BID one point
three.” “A subtle pattern begins to emerge.” “Next up is Simon & Schuster,
then Little, Brown.” “This could be a long day.” “Jesus, let’s hope so,” she
said. TREVINO
MIGHT BE RIGHT about pressure, but
there was a difference between pressure and excitement. He wasn’t under any
pressure right now, there was nothing he had to do, nothing expected of him.
After the deal was done, when he had to sit down and produce a book to justify
an advance of one point one or two or three or four million dollars, that’s
when the pressure would come in. Right now it was exciting. He
couldn’t work on the book, not even on polishing what he’d written. As edgy as
he felt right now, he’d wind up changing things for the worse. He stood up, paced the floor,
went over to the shelf with his books, and took down a copy of Edged Weapons.
He read the front matter—the dedication, the acknowledgments, and an
epigraph quote from “The Death of the Hired Man,” by Robert Frost. He’d paid
something like a hundred dollars for permission to use it— authors had to pay
for permissions themselves, he’d been chagrined to learn—and, reading it now,
he wondered why he’d spent the money. He loved the poem, he’d reread the whole
thing not that long ago, but the lines he’d quoted didn’t seem to him to have
much to do with his stories. Maybe he’d just wanted Robert
Frost’s name in a book of his, and maybe it was worth a hundred bucks to make
it happen. “JOHN?
HOW ARE YOU holding up?” “I’m fine,” he said. “I was
just reading my favorite author.” “John O’Hara, if I remember correctly.” He laughed out loud. “Well,
you’re right,” he said, “but I was reading a guy named Blair Creighton.” “Ah, my favorite
author. But not Simon & Schuster’s, I’m afraid. They decided to pass.” “Oh.” “I’m not surprised. Claire was
hot to trot, but she didn’t get the support she wanted upstairs. Don’t be
disappointed.” “Okay.” “Because I called Geoffrey at
Little, Brown, and he didn’t have to go into a huddle, he knew what he was
going to bid. You want to hear?” “Do I want to hear? No, why on
earth would I want to hear?” “Two million dollars. John?
Are you sitting down?” “I am now.” “That’s why I wanted to call
him last, I figured he’d jump. My guess, that’s as high as we’re going, unless
Esther exercises her topping privileges. Are you okay? You’re not saying
anything.” “I’m speechless.” “You have a right to be. My
next call’s to Putnam, but every-body’ll be at lunch now.” “Is it lunchtime already?” “It’s almost one o’clock. Make
yourself a sandwich. Or pick up the phone and order something.” “I don’t think I can eat.” “Ha! Neither can I. If you go
out—” “I’m not going anywhere.” “Well, if you do, be back by
two-thirty, okay? And keep the line open.” THE
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS PAGE OF Edged
Weapons thanked the magazines in
which each of the stories had previously appeared. He couldn’t remember what
each had paid him, but one $5,000 sale to Playboy accounted for well
over half the total. (They’d never bought another, and the one they took wasn’t
particularly sexy or, he thought, especially strong. He guessed the editor had
just liked it.) He’d received a $5,000 advance for the collection, and it had
earned that and a few thousand dollars more, between the hardcover and trade
paperback editions. And there’d been some foreign sales, and every once in a
blue moon someone would reprint one of the stories in an anthology, and he’d
get a check for one or two hundred dollars. Of course he got some reviews,
he drew some attention. One of the stories, about a young man concerned about
his sexual identity, drew several fan letters, all of them from young men with
similar concerns. He hadn’t written back, or kept the letters, but he’d been
glad to receive them. “PUTNAM
JUST WEIGHED IN with two point
two.” “No kidding.” “They surprised me. I thought
Geoffrey’s bump would knock Gloria out of the game. It’s not horse races or
bridge anymore, did you notice? All of a sudden it’s poker.” “And now it’s up to . . .” “ WHEN
HE GOT TO the contents page he remembered
how he’d agonized over it, arranging and rearranging the stories, trying to put
them in the perfect order. He’d first considered arranging them
chronologically, but in the order they were written or the order they were
published? Then it struck him that no one cared about the chronology, that
there should be a flow to the collection. He’d shuffled the poor stories like a
deck of cards, and couldn’t remember why he’d settled on the final lineup. If he had it to do over again,
he’d put them in alphabetical order. It was clear-cut, it was wonderfully
arbitrary, and how could you argue with it? That would have put “ Of course it was the story he
wanted to read, but he’d avoided doing so ever since he started work on the
book, and didn’t want to change things now. He read the one Playboy liked,
and followed it with the only story in the book that hadn’t managed to have a magazine
appearance. Maybe it was the contrarian in him, but he liked the unpublished
one better. “TWO
POINT FOUR.” “From “From “Really?” “I expected it, John. Geoffrey
made his best offer at the start. He loves your work, he liked it before all of
this, and he told me to congratulate you on finally getting the kind of money
you’ve deserved all along. He just can’t see how they can make money paying out
any more than two million. He thought that would be enough to get it, and
frankly so did I.” “I almost wish . . .” “I know. He genuinely likes
your work, and they’d publish you right. But anybody who pays this kind of
dough will publish you right, because they’ll have to. And they’ll like your
work, too. They’ll love it. They all get into the business so that they can
sell the books they like, and they all wind up liking the books they can sell.
I think it’s going to be He said he’d force himself. HE
READ ANOTHER STORY, one of the
earlier ones, and decided it wasn’t bad. He’d do it differently now because
he’d learned a lot, he’d probably compress some of the earlier material and
enlarge some of what came later. And there were elements that seemed
simplistic, but that might be nothing more than the judgment of middle age upon
his youthful self. Not bad, all in all. But if
there was anything that hinted the author would one day be in line for a
seven-figure advance—nine, if you counted the two zeroes that came after the
decimal point— well, he was damned if he could see it. “PUTNAM’S
OUT.” “You figured they would be.” “I never thought we’d get that
last bid out of them, but once we did I couldn’t really guess which way they’d
jump. But they’re out, and wish you well.” “So it’s “Unless Crown decides you’re
worth that plus fifteen percent. That’s what they have to come up with to top
the auction and take you home with them.” “In other words, they have to
pay your commission.” “Hey, I never thought of it
that way. I like that. Now let’s see if Esther likes it.” WHILE
HE WAITED, HE called the deli. He was out
of cigarettes, and it was no wonder, he’d had one going pretty much throughout
the morning and afternoon. He told them to send up a carton, and while he was
at it he ordered a sandwich and a six-pack. While he waited, he tried to
figure out how much to tip the kid. He usually gave him two bucks, which seemed
to please him well enough. But this was a special day. He could give the kid
five bucks, or ten. Jesus, why not give him twenty? All of a sudden he could
afford it. And what would the kid make of
a twenty-dollar tip? In this neighborhood, a man tipped you twenty dollars, he
probably wanted more than beer and cigarettes. And how would the kid feel next
time he came by and got the usual deuce? Confused? Disappointed? Pissed off? By the time the kid showed up,
his philanthropic impulses had passed. Here you go, he said, and handed him two
dollars. “LISTEN,”
ROZ SAID, “WE’VE got to celebrate.
I hope you haven’t got any plans for tonight.” “You’re kidding, right? I
haven’t got any plans, ever, until they set a trial date.” “You do now. I’m taking you
out to dinner.” “Well ...” “No arguments, sweetie.
Tonight, and my treat, and it’s got to be someplace elegant, someplace
break-the-bank swank.” “I gather the auction’s done.” “Oh,” she said, with studied
nonchalance. “Oh, didn’t I tell you? Yes, it’s all wrapped up.” “And the winner is St.
Martin’s at two point four.” “Wrong twice,” she said. “The
winner is Crown, and the price is precisely . . . hang on a minute, I’ve got it
written down here somewhere ...” “They topped the bid, then?” “They did indeed. I guess
Esther Blinkoff really is your new biggest fan. Here we go. Three point one oh
five, oh oh oh.” “Three?” “Three million, one hundred five
thousand dollars.” “You know,” he said, “when it
got above six figures, which it did the minute they gave us the floor, the
numbers stopped being real. Do you know what I mean?” “Uh-huh.” “But this is ... I mean it’s
all more money than I can get my mind around, but two million is more than one
and three is more than two.” “My little number cruncher.” “I’m not making any sense, am
I? Three point one oh five. Wait a minute, that’s wrong.” “It sounds kind of all right
to me.” “ “You’re right about that, and
I’ll explain over dinner. And it’s your birthday, bubbeleh, so where would you
like to go?” “We could go to a diner and it
would feel like a celebration to me. I haven’t been out of the house.” “You haven’t? Literally?” “I took a walk yesterday, down
to the corner and back. And the other day I went out for a beer. To the Kettle
of Fish, if you can believe it.” “Isn’t that where . . .” “That’s where. It felt weird
walking in there, but that was me. Nobody else seemed to notice, and this one
old fart said I hadn’t been around lately, had I.” “I know where I’m taking you.
At first I thought it should be someplace like Le Cirque or Lutиce, or maybe
Union Square Cafй—” “Any of those would be great.” “—but this isn’t about food,
this isn’t about putting on the Ritz. This is about going out in the world in
triumph.” “Meaning?” “Stelli’s.” “God, I haven’t been there in
ages.” “Is it all right? Because if
it’s not—” “No, it’s perfect. What time?” “Nine o’clock? We’ll make an
entrance. Can you hold out that long?” “I’ve got a sandwich in the
fridge. If I get hungry between now and then I’ll work on that. Let me see, Stelli’s.
I guess I’ll take the One train to Eighty-sixth and catch a crosstown bus, or
am I better off...” “Very funny. Take a cab, you
funny man. You funny rich man.” fifteen ESTELLE
SAFRAN, KNOWN to one and all as
Stelli, sat on her stool at the corner of the bar nearest to the front door. It
was indeed her stool, and it was not only reserved for her but had been
designed and built for her. It was larger than the others, to accommodate her
girth, and had a power switch, rarely used, that would raise or lower the seat
several inches. She weighed, well, none of
your business, and stood five foot three in flats, which were all she ever
wore. Honey, if I wore heels, I’d make holes in the sidewalk. Her round
face was capped with a pile of unconvincing blond curls, and her eyes, always
elaborately framed in mascara, were a startling guileless blue. She’d been a chubby child who
grew fatter in her teens. Such a pretty face, her mother’s friends said,
and it was a phrase she would hear or overhear for years. Such a pretty
face, and isn’t it a shame . . . Diets hadn’t worked, and Fat
Girl Camp hadn’t worked, and by the time she graduated from the She somehow knew that a man
would come along who loved her for herself alone, loved her in spite of her weight,
and she met the guy shortly after she graduated and married him four months
later. Unfortunately he turned out to be a spoiled child-adult, a mean-spirited
emotional cripple who’d picked out a fat girl so he could feel superior to her,
secure in the knowledge that she’d never leave him, because where could she
possibly go? She divorced the son of a bitch in less than a year, kept the
apartment, and started having an open house every Sunday. Friends and their friends
would start to turn up around four in the afternoon, bringing a bottle of wine
or whiskey, and there’d be nuts and homemade party mix to nibble on, and around
seven she’d go into the kitchen and bring out big bowls of pasta and salad.
Everybody ate, everybody drank, and everybody talked at once, and at midnight
she threw out the last hangers-on and went to bed. Monday mornings she went off
to work, and when she came home the apartment was always immaculate, every dish
and glass washed and put away, the floors vacuumed, the kitchen gleaming. That
was her one indulgence, having someone clean up for her on Mondays, and it was
worth it. Her shrink had suggested it, when she’d said for the tenth or
twentieth time how she hated cleaning up afterward. Then hire someone to do it
for you, he’d said, and for years she would say that therapy was worth every
penny, if only because it got her to hire a housekeeper. But that was only half of it,
because the shrink made one other suggestion, and this one changed her life.
She was working the fifth or sixth in a long series of pay-the-rent jobs,
currently handling phone orders for an “What do you enjoy?” “What do I enjoy? Having
people over, listening to them talk, and watching them eat. That’s great if you
can live on the half-bottles of booze they leave when they go home. I’ve got
two cupboards full of open bottles and a job that makes me want to vomit.” “You’re running a salon,” he
said. “And if this was “Add an o.” “Huh?” “Change the salon,” he said,
“into a saloon.” She knew instantly that he was
right, and told him that he was brilliant, a genius. She only wished she was
thin and gorgeous so she could take off her clothes and show her appreciation.
When she left his office she phoned her employer and quit, then went to work finding
the right location and lining up backers. Neither proved difficult. Her
apartment was in Yorkville, in one of the big prewar apartment buildings on
East Eighty-sixth, and she figured that was where they were used to coming on
Sunday nights, so why not stick with it? Besides, she wanted to be able to walk
to work. It was a pain in the ass getting in and out of the back seat of a cab. She found the perfect spot, a
restaurant that had gone under when the owner retired and his nephew took over
and ran the place into the ground. Her lawyer negotiated a lease with a clause
that gave her the option of buying the building anytime during the term of the
lease. She made phone calls as soon as the lease was signed, looking for
backers, and the first person she reached said he’d always wanted to own a
piece of a restaurant, and he’d put up fifty grand. But she didn’t want a partner,
didn’t want to owe important money to anyone. Five, she told him, was the
maximum she would take from any one person. And he wouldn’t own a piece of the
place, she’d own all the pieces. If the place was successful, he’d get double
his money back. If it went in the toilet, well, he could afford to lose five
thousand dollars, couldn’t he? She raised all the money she
needed, and on her terms, and the next time she saw the shrink she told him
again that he was a genius, and she had one more question. What the hell should
she call it? “What do people call it now?” “It doesn’t exist yet,” she
said, “so nobody calls it anything.” “On Sundays,” he said, “when
they’re getting ready to go to your apartment, your salon, where do they say
they’re going?” “What do they say? How should
I know what they say, they’re not there yet for me to hear.” She thought a
moment. “They say they’re going to Stelli’s.” “So?” “A genius,” she said. Stelli’s was a success from
the night it opened. Her Sunday night freeloaders, most of whom had invested
from $500 to $5,000 in the restaurant, showed up not only for the opening but
several nights a week. She never hired a publicist, but got in the columns
without professional assistance. And why not? The most interesting people in She drew writers, of course.
They’d been the core of her Sundays, and they were her favorites, not just
because she respected their work but also because they had the best
conversation. It was important for them to be original. An actor would find a
story that worked and use it over and over, delivering it a little better each
time. But it was the same shtick, and if you’d heard it once, that was plenty.
A writer, though, felt compelled to think of something new. She got actors, too, and liked
them, if only because they were so determined to be liked. And they were
decorative, too, and drew the eyes. But she also got politicians, both local
and national, and a small international contingent from the UN. She didn’t get
the Wall Street guys, or the crowd from Madison Avenue, and she didn’t get the
ladies who lunched or the pinky-ring cigar smokers. But she got a few of the
more sophisticated cops and the hipper gangsters, and an occasional Met or
Yankee. And lawyers, of course. Everybody got lawyers. She learned how to keep the
help from stealing and her suppliers from cheating her. She learned how to
avoid serious health violations in the kitchen, and how much to schmear the
inspectors to overlook the less-than-serious ones. She refined the menu,
dropping the items that nobody ordered. She made money, and by the end of the
first year she’d paid back her backers, and six months later had paid them back
double. She invested her profits in CDs and T-bills, and six months before her
lease was up she bought the building. Now nobody could raise her rent and
nobody could make her move and Stelli’s could go on being Stelli’s forever. Such a pretty face. She put on a few pounds every year, just a few, and
she was resigned to it, most of the time. But once, not long after she’d
exercised her option and bought the building, she got inspired and went on an
Oprah-type diet and lost a lot of weight. She didn’t shrink all the way down to
a size three, but she did get to be the size of a normal person, and everybody
oohed and aahed over her. And she discovered that, with
the extra flesh gone, she didn’t have such a pretty face after all. Maybe the
observation had been true when she was a girl, but since then her features had
matured in an unflattering fashion, and she had a big nose and a big mouth, and
the face that looked back in her mirror, the face that appeared at the top of
this new almost-slender body of hers, looked like it ought to be peering over
the parapet of Notre Dame. She looked like a fucking gargoyle, and for this she
was eating salad with no dressing? For this she was passing up pasta? She put the weight back on,
and then some, and she felt a whole lot better, and never again thought about
taking it off. Now, on this Friday night, she
sat in her custom-built seat with the first of the four or five Chardonnay
spritzers she would consume in the course of the evening, greeting her guests
as they arrived, with smiles for all and kisses for a few. Her tables were all
booked, except for the two she’d hold back in case a cherished regular arrived
hungry without a reservation. (Once a Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist, a Sunday
salon alumnus and $5,000 backer, had gotten off a flight from the Coast and
come straight to Stelli’s, and all her tables were taken. “Hey, it’s all
right,” he’d insisted. “I’ll just sit at the bar, and you know what I’ll do? I
always have martinis with a twist, but tonight I’ll have them with olives.”
She’d served him a full meal at the bar, and started a trend. Now several of
her regulars ate at the bar on nights when they came in by themselves. But she
always held back two tables, just in case.) A smile, a nod, a kiss. The
out-of-towners got nice warm smiles, too, because their money was as good as
anybody else’s, and for all she knew so was their company. Half her regulars
had been out-of-towners once, until Two men in sports jackets. One
she’d seen a few times recently a cop or ex-cop, and if you gave her a minute
she’d come up with the name. “Jim,” she said, “it’s good to see you.” And his
companion, a familiar face, damn good-looking, nice clothes, and the minute he
gave her a smile she placed him. “Fran! You look terrific, and where the hell
have you been keeping yourself? I saw more of you when you were living in “ “Same difference. It’s great
to see you, Fran, and you, Jim. I hope you gentlemen made a reservation . . .” “Two at eight,” Fran Buckram
said. “That’s easier than eight at
two, which is what I had the other night. Or would have had, if I hadn’t told
them to get lost. Go to “HERE
I WAS TELLING you how to find the
place,” Jim Galvin said, “and she greets you like the prodigal son. ‘Take good
care of the commissioner.’” “‘Take good care of Jim and
the commissioner.’” “I gotta say I’m surprised she
could come up with my name. It’s not like I’ve been coming here that much.” “She’s good. Next time she’ll
know your last name, too.” “How do you know she didn’t
know it now?” “Either way,” Buckram said,
“it would have been Hello, Jim. But then when she handed you off to
Philip it would have been Take good care of Mr. Galvin.” “And the commissioner.” “Well, titles are for life, as
far as the public is concerned. You run into “How ya doin’, Mr.
President? Except not everybody gets
that treatment, Fran. It’s still Mayor Koch and Mayor Giuliani, but how about
Dinkins? And it stopped being Mayor Beame ten minutes after Koch got sworn in.” “So I’m the commissioner for
life, is that what you’re saying?” “Unless you get to be
something else that trumps police commissioner.” No, he wasn’t going to have
that conversation again. “The mix is what makes this place work,” he said. “I
started coming here after I got my gold shield, not all the time but every
couple of weeks. You remember a wise guy named Teddy Kostakis? We had him for
something, I forget what, and he rolled over and was gonna make all kinds of
cases for us. And we brought him here one night, we’re feeding him, we’re
buying him drinks, and he’s feeling like a pretty important guy, like a
celebrity. And it turns out Teddy’s one of those guys, the alcohol messes with
his volume control. More he drinks, louder he gets.” “There’s a lot of guys like
that.” “And they’re usually sitting
at the next table, but not this time. And here’s Teddy, telling his stories so
they can hear him out in the street, and you can’t get him to pipe down. Now
this is a nice place, you know that—” “Sure.” “And they get a decent crowd,
but more often than not there’s a couple of made guys in the joint, and if
they’re hearing what he’s saying, and if they’ve had as much to drink as he’s
had, well, I don’t mind that much if Teddy gets shot, but I’m sitting right
across the table from him, and whatever misses him could hit me.” “Wha’d you do, yank him out of
there?” “You remember Phil Carnahan? A
sweet guy, retired to “Couldn’t take it?” “Loved it, but he had one of
those kinds of cancer that gets you out in a hurry. He called me to tell me he
had this boat, I had to come down and go fishing with him and then he called
two weeks later to say he’d been to the doctor and got some bad news. And the
next call I got was from his wife. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to get off on this
track. Where the hell was I?” “He was sitting next to
Teddy.” “Oh, right. So he takes him by
the shoulder, he shakes him gets his attention, which isn’t the easiest thing
in the world at this point, and he says, ‘Teddy, Teddy, you got to watch what
you say. Don’t you know where you are?’ And Teddy looks at him, like Huh? And
Phil says, ‘This is Stelli’s, Teddy The fucking place is crawling with writers.
They’ll steal your material!’” SHE
READ STELLI’S FACE as she entered,
and decided to improvise. “Hi, Stelli,” she said. “Did Maury Winters get here
yet?” And she saw the woman’s
expression soften. She’d greeted her by name, she’d mentioned a prominent local
figure who was an occasional if not frequent patron of the restaurant’s, so she
must be okay. Stelli told her that the lawyer hadn’t made a reservation, which
didn’t surprise Susan greatly because she happened to know he was in Amagansett
for the weekend. “We made a very tentative
date,” she said. “I’ll be at the bar if he comes in. It’s Susan Pomerance.” “Of course, dear.” Yeah, like you recognized me,
she thought, moving to the far end of the bar, where there were several seats
open. That’s fine, dear, she thought. I’ll pretend I’m waiting for Maury and
you pretend you know who I am, and we’ll both pretend your first take on me
wasn’t that I was a hooker. She ordered a Cosmopolitan and
watched the bartender prepare it. He set it down and waited while she took the
first sip, and she smiled her approval. He smiled back and moved off, and he
was cute, a little young but that was all right. But you had to wait around all
night if you wanted to fuck a bartender, and even then there was no guarantee.
He could be gay, he could have a wife or girlfriend. Too bad, she thought,
because he was cute. To her left, a man and woman
were deep in conversation. To her right, two men were telling Tallulah Bankhead
stories. That was before her time, but it was before their time, too, and it
was the sort of place where you could horn in on a conversation if you had
something to contribute. She said, “The line of hers I
always liked was My daddy warned me about men and whiskey. He never said a
word about women and cocaine.” They liked that, and at once
turned to include her in the conversation. The one closer to her signaled for
another round, and asked her if she was ready for another Cosmo. She smiled and
shook her head, she’d hardly touched hers. “Next round,” she said, and when
their drinks came she raised her own glass. The man farther from her said,
“To men and whiskey? Or women and cocaine.” She thought about it. “It’s
probably dйclassй to admit this,” she said, “but I never much cared for
cocaine.” They liked that, too, and the
man next to her introduced himself and his friend. He was Lowell Cooke, he told
her, and his friend was Jay McGann, the writer. “But don’t pretend you’ve
heard of me,” McGann said, “because nobody has.” “But that’ll change very
soon,” Cooke said, “as soon as your book comes out.” “He has to believe that,”
McGann said. “He’s my editor. And you are . .. ?” “Susan Pomerance,” she said.
“I have an art gallery in “A woman of substance,” McGann
said. “I have to confess, I’m partial to women of substance. They’re so . . .” He turned to his friend for
help. “Substantial,” Cooke supplied. “That’s it, they’re so
substantial. You see? I need an editor.” If she had to choose, which
one would she pick? Neither was male-model gorgeous, though McGann had a rugged
Marlboro Man quality to him that she liked. Cooke had a nice sensuality about him,
though. When he moved his hands, she could feel them on her body. Pie or ice cream? But why
couldn’t she have pie а la mode? God, she was wet at the very
thought of it, and maybe it hadn’t been such a brilliant idea to go out without
underwear. But it felt sexy, Jesus did it ever feel sexy, with her nipples (and
they tingled, they always tingled now) rubbing the inside of the dress when she
moved, and no cloth to bind her bare and dampened loins, and what if she did go
home with the two of them? What if she fucked them both, one after the other
or, better yet, both at once? She’d never done that. Gary,
that asshole husband of hers, with his oh-let’s-be-swingers number, had never
really arranged anything interesting. And men who drooled at the thought of two
girls and a guy got uptight at the idea of two men and one woman. Afraid they’d
be shown up as less virile than the other guy she supposed. Or, worse, scared
of having some kind of sexual contact with him, and terrified that they might
enjoy it. Men . . . ROZ
HAD MADE THE reservation for nine, and he
was ten minutes late. Stelli was there to greet him, and he said he was with
Roz Albright. She took his hand in both of
hers, which surprised him. “She’s waiting for you in back,” she said. “I don’t
know where Philip is, but go ahead back, you’ll find her. And John?” She was
beaming. “I heard the news. Congratulations.” He walked the length of the
restaurant, feeling as though every eye in the place was on him. Roz was at a
center-rear table, and there was an ice bucket on a stand next to the table,
with a bottle of champagne chilling. JIM
GALVIN INTERRUPTED HIMSELF in the
middle of a war story. “Oh, Jesus,” he said. “You’re not going to believe who
just walked in.” “Who?” “Don’t turn around. Shit, he’s
coming this way.” “Who is it?” “My fucking client, and how
did he even know I was here? Wait a minute, he didn’t, and he doesn’t even see
me. The champagne’s for him, and what do you figure he’s got to celebrate?” Buckram could see him now,
giving the big blonde a hug and a kiss, then sitting down opposite her. The
guy’s face was familiar, but he couldn’t think why. He said, “Who is he, and what
are you doing for him?” “I’m doing jack shit for him,
which I guess is why it spooked me to see him walk in like he’s gunning for me.
Who is he? He’s John fucking Creighton is who he is.” “The writer?” And he put his
hands together and mimed wringing an invisible neck. “Yeah,” Galvin said. “That
writer. I’m supposed to turn up a witness that’ll help the defense. Like what?
Somebody who saw him not kill her?” “Be a neat trick.” “I got one guy, says he’s
pretty sure the two of them left the bar separately. But hell, there’s evidence
puts him in the apartment with her. Maybe this muddies the water some, maybe
Winters can do something with it, but—” “Maury Winters? That’s who
you’re working for?” “Yeah, and I never thought I’d
see the day. I’ll never forget how he made a monkey out of me in court one
time. Anything comes of this, the DA’ll be trying to make me look stupid, and
Maury’ll be objecting left and right. Funny how it comes around, isn’t it?” “Maury Winters.” “Is that the magic word, Fran?
You and him got a beef or something?” “See the brunette? Fourth
stool from the end?” “Changing the subject again?
Yeah, I noticed her when she walked in. She’s a beautiful woman, I wouldn’t
mind seeing more of her, but what’s she got to do with my boss?” “The last time I saw Maury,”
he said, “was in a fancy French restaurant.” “Yeah, well, I guess he can
afford to eat anyplace he wants.” “He was all by himself at a
table, and she was under it.” “Come on, Fran.” “Cleaning his pipes. Swear to
God.” “Jesus. If she pulled
something like that here . . .” “She couldn’t, Jim. She’d
never get away with it. She’d have to do everybody.” “I
ALMOST DIDN’T RECOGNIZE you,” Roz
said. “I was trying to remember when I saw you last. When did you shave?” “About an hour ago.” “I mean when did you lose the
beard, not when did you last run a razor over your face.” “Same answer,” he said. “It
needed a trim, and I got carried away. I feel slightly naked, but I probably
would anyway, being suddenly out in public. And Stelli recognized me. She even
congratulated me. She couldn’t be referring to the indictment, or the shave, so
I can only assume she heard about the deal. You told her, right?” “I did,” she said. “I couldn’t
help myself. But if I hadn’t, someone else would have before the evening was
out. Word gets around in nothing flat, you know that. When you get home, I’ll
bet you’ll have congratulatory messages on your machine. Which reminds me, did
Esther call?” “Right after I got off the
phone with you. I swear I’ve never met the woman, but the way she talked you’d
have thought at the very least we shacked up once for a week in Cancъn.” “If you’d ever seen her, you’d
know how funny that is.” “Right now,” he said, “she’s
the most beautiful woman in the world, as far as I’m concerned. Next to you, of
course.” She grinned. “Goes without
saying. Oops, here’s somebody.” He turned as a tall
silver-haired man, wearing a seersucker suit over a black T-shirt, approached
the table. Creighton recognized him, got to his feet. “John Creighton? I’m Roger
Delacroix, I heard your good news and I just wanted to extend my
congratulations.” They shook hands, and Delacroix lowered his voice to add,
“And my support. I can imagine—no, actually, I can’t imagine what you’re
going through. But I know you’ll come out of it all right.” He sat down, watching as
Delacroix rejoined his party at a table on the far side of the room. “I’ll be a
son of a bitch,” he said. “Roger Delacroix.” “And half the town just saw
him come over and shake your hand.” “Roger fucking Delacroix. I
wouldn’t have thought he knew I was alive, and this morning he probably didn’t.
But that was a hell of a nice thing he just did, and with no ulterior motive
that I can see. I mean, it’s not as though I can swing a couple of votes in “I wish somebody could.” “So do I, especially now. Did
you hear what he said at the end? Just to me, not to the whole room. Not
ignoring the murder charge, but acknowledging it and dismissing it. Essentially
saying he knows I’m innocent, and how the hell can he?” “I can think of slightly more
than three million reasons.” “Is that it, do you figure? I
can’t possibly be guilty if I’m worth all that money? And speaking of which,
you were going to tell me how it got to be three million.” “I was wondering when we were
going to get to that.” “ “I was a pretty good editor,”
she said, “but I’ll tell you something. I’m a better agent.” “And?” “Before I called Esther,” she
said, “I called Joan at “At two point four.” “At two point four, and I
reminded her Crown had the right to top that with a bid of . . . what did you
just say it came to?” “Two point seven six.” “So, I said, I wanted to give
her a chance to raise her own bid, because this was her last chance, and I had
the sense she really wanted the book—” “If not, she was bidding like
a lunatic for no good reason.” “—so maybe she’d like to edge
it a little bit higher and make it that much harder for Esther to top. She
thought about it and said what did I think about two point six.” “And I bet you thought it was
dandy.” “Now here’s where I’m really
proud of myself, sweetie. What I said was it was a step in the right direction,
but if she went one notch higher to two point seven, then Esther would have to
go over three million dollars to beat her out, and she was a lot less likely to
get clearance at that figure.” “And she went for it.” “She thanked me. Pour us some
more champagne, why don’t you? You want to know the best part?” “You just told me the best
part.” “No, this is even better. I
called Esther, not really thinking she’d top, because you have to remember we
haven’t heard from her since it was her floor at one point one. I kept her in
the picture, I told her what level we were at, but she never said anything,
because what was there for her to say? Now we’re at two point seven and she’s
got to say something, and what she said was yes.” “‘Yes I said yes I will yes.’” “Her exact words. No, as a
matter of fact her exact words were I’m glad we wound up where we did, so we
can announce a sale in excess of three million dollars. The more they
spend, the more important the deal is to everybody, and the more ink they’ll
get for it, and the ballsier Esther looks for throwing all those dollars on the
table.” “What did you say to Joan?” “That she gave it her best
shot, but that frankly I didn’t see how anybody was going to get you away from
Crown. And she said evidently two point seven wasn’t enough, and maybe she
should have gone to three herself. And we both told each other that three
probably wouldn’t have worked either, and I said I’d better get off and call
you, because you were probably climbing the walls.” “As indeed I was.” “No, because I’d already
spoken to you, I wasn’t going to make you wait until I called her. I’m telling
you all my secrets, and from now on you’re probably not gonna believe a word I
say, are you?” She put a hand on top of his. “Saved by the bell. You don’t have
to answer that, because here’s somebody else to congratulate you.” “OH,
DEAR,” SUSAN SAID. “It’s beginning to
look as though I’ve been stood up, doesn’t it?” “I can’t believe that,” Jay
McGann said. “Whoever he is, the man’s probably dead.” “Or kidnapped by terrorists,”
Lowell Cooke offered. “Or he’s a damned fool. Which is what I feel like,
because I’m afraid we have to desert you.” She’d seen this coming. When
McGann had ordered the last round of drinks, Cooke had reminded them that they
had to roll, that they were running late. “I’ve enjoyed this,” she said. “So have we,” Cooke said, “but
his wife’ll kill me if I don’t get him home to her in a hurry. Mine’ll kill me
anyway. Susan, tell me your last name again, I’ve got a mind like a sieve.” “Pomerance.” “And the name of your
gallery?” “The Susan Pomerance Gallery.” “Duh,” Cooke said, and McGann
asked what hours she was open. She told him, and added that she could certainly
arrange a private appointment after hours if that would be more convenient. He
said he wouldn’t want to put her to the trouble, sending a little message with
his eyes, and she said it wouldn’t be any trouble, and sent the message right
back to him. And they were gone, and Jesus
she was hot, and the bartender really did look awfully cute, but she didn’t
intend to waste half the night waiting for him. She took a wee sip of her
Cosmo, then turned to survey the room. She looked, not for the first
time, at the big man at the center table on the rear wall. She’d noticed him when
he came in, noted with approval the athletic stride, the strong jawline, the
don’t-care masculinity of his corduroy jacket and black jeans. But he was with
a woman, and they were drinking champagne and talking a mile a minute, so she’d
put him out of her mind. Then the word filtered down
the bar that he was John Creighton, John Blair Creighton, which made him the
man who’d gone home with Marilyn Fairchild and strangled her. But that wasn’t
the news, she learned. The news was that he’d just signed a book contract for
over three million dollars. She wouldn’t have recognized
him, he’d had a beard in the photo that ran in the newspapers, but she could
see now that it was the same face, the same strong presence. She looked at him now, saw him
moving his hands as he talked, and she could feel those hands on her body,
taking hold of her, turning her, positioning her the way he wanted her. Taking
her from behind, splitting her like a melon, his big hands gripping her
shoulders, then moving to grip the sides of her head, then settling on her
throat. . . But he was with someone. Her
eyes moved from him, and found those of a man a table away from Creighton.
She’d seen him before and known he looked familiar, but now she was able to
place him. And he was looking back at her. She held his gaze, just for a
moment, then turned for another sip of her drink. JIM
GALVIN WAS SAYING something, but
Fran Buckram had stopped paying attention when the two men at the bar left and
the woman in the black dress remained behind. He watched her, trying to figure
her out, and then she caught him, her eyes locking on his. It was such a damned
clichй, eyes finding each other across a crowded room, but he felt something.
Fifty-three years old (a youthful fifty-three, you could say, but when you used
the word youthful it meant you had to) and he could feel it just the
same, a stirring, a quiver of excitement. He was on his feet without
having consciously decided to get up. Jim had stopped in midsentence and was
looking up expectantly, waiting for an explanation. Well, he’d have to wait. He walked straight across the
room to her, threading his way among tables, pulling himself up short to avoid
bumping a waiter with a tray. She had turned away from him, she was facing
forward, drinking her drink. He stood at her shoulder, close enough to breathe
her perfume, and groped for an opening line. “They’re not coming back,” she
said, without raising her eyes from her glass. “Have a seat.” “I’ve been sitting all night.” She turned to him, smiled.
“Me, too,” she said. “Can I buy you a drink?” “I don’t really want another
drink,” she said, and he felt rejected for an instant before she smiled again
and extended her hand. “I’m Susan Pomerance.” Her hand was warm and soft,
her grip firm. “Fran Buckram.” “I know. You were pointed out
to me.” “Oh?” “Not tonight. Sometime last
month, it must have been, in a French restaurant called—” “L’Aiglon d’Or. You were with
Maury Winters.” “You know Maury? He’s a dear
man.” “Good lawyer, too.” “And you remember me from just
seeing me that night?” “I couldn’t take my eyes off
you. Except for when you weren’t there to be seen.” “I dropped my earring.” “I remember.” “It took me a while to find
it. Of course it was dark there.” “It must have been.” “And there were diversions.
You’re a very attractive man.” “You’re a beautiful woman.” “Thank you, Fran. Do they ever
call you Franny?” “No.” “I might. Would that upset
you?” “No.” “Turn toward me more. And
stand closer. Now put your hand under my dress. Go ahead, nobody can see. Yes,
that’s right. What are you thinking?” “That your barber’s a lucky
man.” “Oh, thank God. You’re witty.
I’d fuck you even if you weren’t, but this way it’s so much nicer.” “Let’s get out of here.” “First make me come.” “I’ll make you come later.” “You’ll make me come all night
long, but I don’t want to wait. Do me now, with your fingers. That’s right.” She sat perfectly still, she
didn’t move, and her face didn’t change expression. Her eyes held his, and when
he felt a trembling in her loins she caught her breath almost imperceptibly,
and something changed in her eyes. After a moment she said, “That
was lovely. Franny? You were the police commissioner. You’re used to being in
charge, aren’t you?” “I haven’t been commissioner
in a long time.” “But you’re still used to
being in charge.” “I guess so.” “Tonight,” she said, “I’m in
charge.” “All right.” “No,” she said firmly, “I’m
in charge. We do what I say. If you want to come home with me, those are
the rules.” “Fair enough.” “You have to promise.” “I promise.” She looked at him as if to
determine what his word was worth, and nodded shortly. “Wait for me outside.” “I have to take care of the
check.” “Go ahead, and then wait for
me outside.” Back at the table, he palmed
two fifties to Jim Galvin and asked him to take care of the check. Galvin was
saying something, but he acted as if he hadn’t heard, clapped the man on the
shoulder, and headed for the door. Stelli caught him on the way out, told him
not to be a stranger, presented her fleshy face for a kiss. He turned at the door, and saw
her walking toward his table. Had Galvin called her over? But no, Galvin didn’t
even see her, he was holding his glass of whiskey and looking into it as if it
were a crystal ball. And Susan Pomerance wasn’t going to that table anyway, she
was going toward John Creighton’s. Or for all he knew she was
looking for the ladies’ room, because someone stood and blocked his view, and
what was he standing there for, anyway? He went outside and stood on
the sidewalk in front of a shop that sold mineral specimens and semiprecious
stones. He wondered if she’d come out, wondered if he’d get to go home with
her. Wondered what in the hell he was getting himself into. I don’t want to wait. Do me
now, with your fingers. Wherever it went, he thought,
it had to be more fun than running for mayor. ROZ
WAS SAYING THAT she’d felt all along they
were better off with Crown. “Now we don’t have to fight with them over those
two backlist titles. As a matter of fact, they’re going back to press on both
of them. They’ll be back in print by September. By John Blair Creighton,
this time around.” “If they promote the new book
right—” “Honey,” she said, “they’ll
have no choice, not with what they’re spending already. And it’s gonna be
easier to sell than umbrellas in a shit storm. Oh, I was shameless hustling
this one, John, but it’s easy when you’ve got something good to sell. Imagine
if OJ could write like Faulkner, I told them.” “I don’t write like Faulkner.” “No, and neither does OJ.
Imagine if Mailer hit an artery the night he stabbed his wife.” “Imagine if Nabokov did
Jon-Benet Ramsey.” “God, you’re worse than I am.
Imagine if he caught her in a net and mounted her like a butterfly. And
speaking of lepidoptera, here comes yet another moth drawn to the lamp of your
genius.” A woman in a black dress, whom
he’d noticed earlier at the bar. She rested a hand on his shoulder, leaned in
toward him. She said, “Mr. Creighton? It’s awful to intrude, but I can’t help
myself. My name’s Susan Pomerance, and I’m a very big fan of yours.” “You are?” “Huge,” she said. “And I heard
your good news, and I couldn’t be happier for you.” She slipped a business card
into his hand. “I hope you’ll call me,” she said, and smiled gently at Roz.
“I’m sorry,” she said, and turned from them. “‘The Susan Pomerance
Gallery,’” he read aloud. “‘Folk and Outsider Art.’ With an address in Chelsea
and a phone number, and the URL for a website.” “Everybody’s got a website.
Except you, now that I think of it. Don’t worry, they’ll have one built for
you. There’s something on the back.” He turned the card over, shook
his head, passed it to Roz. “‘I’d love to get to know you
better’ Yes, dear, I’m sure you would. Signed Susan. And there’s another
number, no doubt for the phone on her bedside table.” “Amazing,” he said. “What was
that all about? I figured she had to be a reporter, but not many of them own
art galleries. Well, she did say she was a fan.” “And she wants to discuss the
color symbolism of the stories in Edged Weapons. Why do writers turn
into morons when you get them away from their keyboards?” She leaned forward.
“John, wake up and smell the champagne. She wants to fuck you.” “I thought of that, obviously,
but. . .” “But what? You couldn’t
believe your good luck?” “Roz, I can’t believe any of
my good luck.” She sighed and patted his
hand. “It’s a lot to take in,” she said. “Don’t try to make sense out of it
right now. Just relax and enjoy it. Meanwhile, do you want me to get rid of
this for you?” “No,” he said, reaching to
take the card from her. “No, I might as well keep it.” sixteen “HERE
ARE THE rules. You do what I say.
You speak only to answer questions.” “What’s your side of the
bargain?” “I won’t shed any of your
blood. I won’t do any lasting damage. And I guarantee this is going to be the
best night of your life.” “I don’t know,” he said. “I’ve
had some pretty good nights.” “Not like this one.” There was a moment when he
might have decided this was all too weird for him. Maybe she shouldn’t have
said anything about blood, maybe the phrase lasting damage might have an
anaphrodisiacal effect on a man who’d seen a lot of permanent damage in the
course of his professional career. But she’d wanted to give him an idea in
front just what he was letting himself in for. Still, she really didn’t want
to lose him now . . . He took a moment to think
about it. Then, slowly, he nodded. Good. “Take off your clothes.” They were in the living room
of her “You’re circumcised,” she
said. “You can’t be Jewish. No, don’t say anything, that wasn’t a question.” She touched the tip of her
index finger to the tip of his penis. “So I guess I won’t need the pinking
shears this time,” she said, and watched his expression until he realized she
was kidding. “This way,” she said, and led
him into the bedroom. JUST
TWO BLOCKS EAST of London Towers, on
Twenty-third Street a few doors west of Seventh Avenue, the man who had most
recently been calling himself Herbert Asbury was sitting in the window of a
coffee shop, watching the establishment across the street. It was a bar called
Harrigan’s, housed in a four-story industrial building that, like its neighbors
on either side, had been converted to residential lofts. This was not the first time
he’d watched it. He’d ordered a cup of coffee,
and he’d only drunk a third of it when it seemed to him to be time to leave. He
set a quarter beside his saucer, paid his check at the register, walked to the
corner and waited for the light to change before he crossed the wide street. He
hadn’t actually been inside Harrigan’s, and he wanted to get the feel of the
place. Because this was a Friday,
there was live music in Harrigan’s, with four tables in the rear occupied by
people listening to the jazz duo of piano and amplified guitar. Up front, four
men and two women sat at the bar. There were three empty stools in a row not
far from the entrance, and he took the middle of the three stools and ordered a
beer. The bartender, a rawboned girl with her light brown hair bound up in a
kerchief, asked him what brand he wanted. When he looked blank she named
several brands, and he nodded when she said Heineken. She said, “Is that a yes?
You want a Heineken?” and he nodded again and she brought him one. She brought a glass, too, but
left him to pour the beer for himself. He sat there for what must have been
twenty minutes, although he hadn’t checked the time when he came in and had no
sense of its passage. At some point he put a ten-dollar bill on the bar, and at
some point she took it away and brought back change. Then he left, scooping up all
of his change but a dollar, and leaving the untouched beer on the bar. THE
HANDCUFFS WERE THE standard police type
of stainless steel. She cuffed Buckram’s hands behind his back, then had him
lie faceup on the bed with his bound hands in the small of his back. After
she’d anchored his feet to lower corners of the bed frame, she ran silk ties
under his arms and secured them to the frame’s upper corners. He remained calm
throughout, and she noted with interest that his penis had grown to a
respectable size during the course of this procedure. In one fluid motion she drew
the black dress up over her head and tossed it aside. She watched his eyes as
they studied her, the breasts with gold-studded nipples, the hairless loins
he’d touched but hadn’t seen. The hood surprised him. He didn’t like the idea, she
could see that right away. She stroked his chest to gentle him. “You’ll like
this,” she assured him. “Shutting out one sense heightens the others.” And,
when the hood was on and fastened, covering his eyes and mouth, covering
everything but his nose, she said, “Besides, there’s nothing you can do about
it.” The sense of empowerment she
felt was remarkable. It was beyond sex, it was a new energy that surged through
her entire being. She could do anything to this man. She could hurt him. She
could kill him. He couldn’t do a thing to stop her. He could, if he wanted,
make a snorting noise through his nose, but it wouldn’t carry beyond the room.
He was helpless, and she was all-powerful. She knew he had to be coming
to a similar realization, and she watched his penis soften as the perception
drained his excitement. That gave her an idea, and she fitted him with a
leather cock ring that circled the base of the organ. It was, the clerk at
Pleasure Chest had explained, a sort of Roach Motel for penises. The blood got
in, but it couldn’t get out—and neither could the semen. She played with him for almost
an hour, using her hands, her mouth, her breasts. She said, “Franny Franny” and
sucked his nipples. She did all the things she’d thought of in recent weeks,
and other things she’d never thought of until now. She touched herself, too, and
rubbed herself against his leg, but she stopped short of letting herself come,
waiting until she was seated astride him, riding his cock, rolling and
thrusting, moving however she wanted to move, until she came with a fierce
wordless cry and collapsed upon him. CHEEK
WAS The bar was gay. Or, more
accurately, the bar’s clientele was gay. He’d determined as much right away by
noticing the men who went in and out of it. There were no women patrons, which
was an indicator in itself, but you could tell just by looking at the men.
While a good many of them were not discernibly gay as individuals, collectively
they couldn’t possibly be otherwise. They were mostly young, and they were
mostly slender, and even the older ones tended to look young, at least from a
distance. He might well have suspected
Cheek was a gay bar without seeing any of its patrons, simply because it was in
a neighborhood where most of the bars were gay, and because you couldn’t see in
the windows. They looked to have been painted black on the inside. It didn’t bother him that they
were gay. He didn’t know that he’d ever been in a gay bar, but he felt comfortable
enough at the idea of going. He supposed that he could even have sex with one
of them, if for some reason it should be necessary to his purpose. He’d been
able to have sex with Clara without feeling the slightest bit of desire for
her. He could probably have sex with anyone, or anything, and his body would
perform while his mind remained apart, the disinterested observer. He wasn’t dressed right,
though. He was older than everybody else, and he looked his age in a way that
they did not. He could choose more appropriate clothes than his black trousers
and short-sleeved sport shirt, he could dye his hair, but he didn’t want to do
any of that. He didn’t absolutely have to
get inside the place, but it seemed to him as though he ought to. It would be
good to know if the windows were opaque from within as well as without, or if
they were like one-way mirrors. And it would be good to have a beer there, as
he’d had one at Harrigan’s. Men turned to look at him as
he came in, and stared at him candidly in a way he wasn’t accustomed to. They
wouldn’t have looked at him that way on the street, but he had come in here,
and was thus available to be looked at and appraised. Eyes sized him up, then
looked away. There was only one open seat
at the bar, and when he took it the man to his left (young, blond, tanned,
wearing a black silk shirt with the top three buttons undone) said hello, and
that his name was Leo. When he didn’t respond, Leo looked amused and turned
away. He said something to the fellow on his other side, and Herbert Asbury (or
George Templeton Strong, or what you will) heard the words tourist and uptight. You couldn’t see out the
windows. The black paint was thick, and no light got through it. He ordered a beer, left it
untouched. When he didn’t come back, Leo drank it. HIS
COCK WAS STILL in her, still fully
erect. The tip was a deep brownish purple, and she knew it wasn’t safe to leave
the ring on too long. Nor was it possible to get it off other than by cutting
it, which she did with a pair of blunt-nosed scissors. “Poor Franny” she murmured.
“Don’t worry, I wouldn’t leave you like this.” She cupped his balls, planted a
light kiss on the tip of his cock. “Now it’s going to be your turn.” She told him not to move, then
unfastened the cords that held him in place on the bed. He was still cuffed and
hooded. She told him to roll over on his stomach, and fitted a bulky pillow
under his middle before once again fastening the cords. The pillow elevated his
hips enough so that she could reach around and get hold of him. First, though, she got out
some more of her toys. She put them within reach, then stroked his buttocks. He
had a nice ass, small and well muscled. She cupped his buttocks, drew them
apart, pressed them together. She slipped a finger between
them, felt his sphincter tighten to resist the intrusion. She said, “Franny?
Think of all the men you sent to prison. Do you know what happens to them when
they get there?” She dipped two fingers into a
jar of lubricant, worked it into him. She talked to him all the while, telling
him he was her little Franny her little girl, and she was going to fuck him.
She got her other hand underneath him and held his cock while she probed him,
and she felt it grow in her hands. Then she let go of him and
strapped on the harness. It was tricky, she’d had trouble when she tried it on
the first time, but now she got it right, and attached the dildo. The smallest
one, because she didn’t want to hurt him, not more than a little. Just as she was about to enter
him, a thought came: Wait, am I allowed to do this? She registered the
thought and overrode it, slipping easily into him, and the thought went away. She became the man, somehow,
and he the woman, and the rubber dildo became her own stiffened flesh. Every
thrust stimulated her clit and sent tremors through her whole pelvic area, but
that was the least of it, really. It was the idea of it, the reality of it: he
was helpless and she was fucking him, fucking him, fucking him like a girl. DEATH
ROW WAS GOING to be a problem. He could see that right away.
The bar was on He didn’t own appropriate
clothing. He could buy some, though not at this hour, but sensed that he
wouldn’t pass muster no matter how he dressed. Nor was there a window,
blackened or clear. The ground-floor facade was whitewashed brick sporting
spray-painted graffiti and, over the door, the name of the establishment. A
drawing on the black door showed a skeleton, a ball and chain on one ankle,
within a prison cell. He positioned himself so that
he could get a glimpse of the interior when the door opened, but all he saw
were dangerous-looking men entering or leaving, with no indication where they
got to once they entered, or where they were coming from before they left. He
went around the corner and sat down in a doorway and thought things over. When he returned, he walked up
to the doorkeeper, who sized him up, called him Pops, and told him he couldn’t
come in. “You’re not dressed right,” he said, and pointed to a sign that
spelled out the dress code, in addition to banning weapons, hazardous
materials, and illegal drugs. The dress code, he somehow knew, was more
rigorously enforced than the other provisions. He let his shoulders slump
forward, heaved a sigh. “Pops,” the fellow said
gently, “do you know what kind of a place this is?” “I think so.” “Believe me, you wouldn’t feel
at home here.” “My son did.” “Say what?” He drew a breath, let it out.
“My son used to come here. He was ... he liked the company of men, he liked to
dress in leather.” “And you’re trying to find
him?” “He’s dead.” “I’m sorry.” “He died of . . . that
disease.” “Yeah, well, lots of people
did. I lost a lot of friends.” It was interesting, he
thought. The man looked so intimidating, with his big shaved head and his
muscles and his dress, but underneath he was gentle. “I just wanted to ... to see
some of the places he liked. That was a whole side of his life I couldn’t share
with him, and I just. . .” He let his voice trail off,
waiting. “I can’t take you downstairs,”
the fellow said. He drew the door open, motioned for him to come over and look.
Inside, a flight of stairs descended, lit by low-wattage bulbs. Downstairs, music played, almost drowned out
by the sound of men talking and dancing. “That’s the best I can do,
Pops. I’ll tell you what you’d see downstairs. There’s a big room with stuff
hanging on the walls, and a lot of men in leather and denim drinking and
talking, maybe dancing a little. And there’s a back room, but we don’t need to
get into that.” And what were the hours? “He said sometimes he would
stay all night,” he said. “The sun would be up by the time he left.” “Yeah, well, maybe we don’t
always close when we’re supposed to. But we’re usually locked up by six,
anyway.” “Thank you,” he said. “Thank
you very much. I’m sure my son would have liked you.” “Maybe I knew him. What was
his name?” “Herbert,” he said. “Herbert
Asbury.” “Doesn’t ring a bell,” the
fellow said, “but there’s a lot of guys I know by sight, that I never get their
names. So maybe I did know him. One thing, I’ll bet he was a nice fellow.” HE
WAS LYING ON his back, his arms at
his sides. She had removed the hood and the restraints, and he’d been entirely
passive during the process, neither helping nor resisting. She asked him how he felt. He thought it over, then told
her he didn’t know. Then he said, “You know, I
thought I’d been around. I’ve never experienced anything remotely like this. If
anybody told me I’d consent to this, I’d have said they were crazy.” “And if they told you you’d
love it?” “You think I loved it?” She dipped her fingers in the
pool of ejaculate, held her hand in front of his face. “This didn’t come from
me,” she said. He was silent, and she said, “I should make you eat it.” He made a face. “But I’m too greedy,” she
said, and sucked her fingers clean. “There’s more, you know, in case you change
your mind. You came enough to start your own sperm bank. I tied you up and
fucked you in the ass and you loved it.” “If I could have gotten
loose—” “But you couldn’t.” “No.” “So there was nothing to do
but enjoy it.” “That doesn’t mean I want to
do it again.” “Ever?” Again, he considered the
question. “I don’t know,” he said. “God knows I don’t want to do it again now.
I hope you didn’t break anything up there.” “You didn’t bleed.” “Yeah, I seem to recall that
you promised me I wouldn’t.” “I used a lot of lubricant.
And I used the smallest one.” “That was the smallest one?
Well, thank God for small favors. I don’t want to think what it would have been
like with the big one.” “But you will think about it,”
she said. “Later, you won’t be able to keep from thinking about it. You’ll
wonder.” “Jesus, who are you? The
devil?” “Just a woman.” “You really own an art
gallery? You’re not—” “Not what?” “Someone who does this for a
living?” “Someone told me I would make
a good dominatrix. But she was wrong. I couldn’t possibly do that.” “What was that we were just
doing?” “But that was because I wanted
you,” she said. “I took one look at you and I knew just what I wanted to do
with you, and that you’d love it. And that I’d love it.” “Whatever you are,” he said,
“you’re something. Well, I guess I’d better—” He started to get up, but she
stopped him with a hand on his chest. She said, “You’re released
from your promise. You’re under no restraints, and of course you can go if you
want to. But wouldn’t you like to stay awhile?” “And do what?” “Look at me,” she said. She
cupped her breasts, opened her legs. “You can probably think of something you’d
like to do with me.” “And if I was eighteen years
old I could probably do it, but—” “You don’t have to be hard,
Franny. You don’t have to use your cock. You’ve got a beautiful mouth, you’ve
got lovely hands, and I’ve got a whole closet full of toys for us to play with.
Unless you don’t think that would be any fun.” For answer he rolled over and
took her breast in his mouth. He sucked her for a while, then stopped for a
moment. “I was just thinking,” he said. “I was trying to think if I ever had
sex with a woman without kissing her, and I don’t think I ever did.” “Even whores?” “I never went with one.” “Not even once?” “Never had the urge.” “And you always kissed your
wife?” “Maybe waking up in the middle
of the night, you know, and just going into it straight from sleep. But aside
from that, no.” “And you think we should kiss,
Franny?” “I don’t know. Maybe not. What
do you think?” “Maybe another time,” she
said. “When we know each other better.” seventeen IT
WAS, NO question, the best day of
his life. First the auction. It had been genuinely exciting, in a
way a writer’s life never was. Oh, there was pleasure in the
work itself. That was where the real satisfaction lay. You imagined something
and put words together, and you opened a door in the imagination and walked
down an untrodden path, and it led to another door. And you opened that, and
went off to see where it led, and day by day and page by page an entire
alternate universe manifested itself before you. Sometimes you struggled, and
stared for hours at the empty page that reflected the barren imagination.
Sometimes, like Flaubert, you spent the morning inserting a comma and the
afternoon taking it out. Sometimes you were able to
write, but the words tasted like ashes in the mouth. You tapped at the keys
like a field hand chopping cotton, like a factory worker on the assembly line.
Somehow the words got on the page, and afterward they turned out as often as
not to be as good as words that sang as you typed them, but they weren’t much
fun to write. And sometimes, sometimes, the
book came utterly to life and wrote itself. The words came too quickly for the
fingers to keep pace with them. Characters spoke their own perfect dialogue
spontaneously, and you were the court stenographer, dutifully recording
everything they said. Plots, hopelessly tangled, worked themselves out before
your eyes, like the Gordian knot magically untying itself. It was you doing it
of course, or otherwise you wouldn’t walk away from the keyboard exhausted,
drained, empty. But it was a part of your consciousness that consciousness knew
nothing of, and it was sheer joy when it took over and ran the show for you. But was it exciting? Maybe, maybe it was. But not
like this. And it had been the best sort
of excitement, because the exhilaration of climbing higher and higher was not
balanced by a fear of falling. Each bid brought another roll of the dice, but
he wasn’t going double or nothing, he wasn’t risking anything. He was already a
winner. The only question was the amount of his prize. And wasn’t it remarkable how
each increase raised the threshold of his own greed? Weeks ago, before any of
this had happened, before he had ever heard Marilyn Fairchild’s name, he’d
really wanted only two things—to finish his book, and to find someone willing
to publish it. He’d want a five-figure advance, certainly, because he had to
eat, he had to pay the rent, but he wouldn’t expect much, and it wouldn’t have
taken much to make him content. Once they started bidding,
once the numbers started to climb, he kept wanting more. Two million? Someone
actually wanted to pay him two million dollars? That’s amazing, that’s
wonderful, that’s miraculous—now how about two point five? How about three? When it was over, when Crown
had topped St. Martin’s, when even that price turned out to be higher than he
thought it would be, all the delight he felt could not entirely silence one
small voice. A voice of disappointment, wishing it didn’t have to be over,
wishing somehow it could have been more. An eternal truth, he thought.
The more you get, the more you want. For the first time he felt
that he understood how a man could have a billion dollars and want more, how an
executive could take his hundred-million severance package and use it to
bankroll a new company. The more they had, the more they wanted—not because of
what they could do with it, but for the sheer joy of getting it. HE
TOOK OFF HIS jacket, hung it in
the closet. He turned on his computer, thinking he’d check his e-mail, then
changed his mind and shut it down again. He’d keep this apartment. He
wasn’t sure how much three million dollars was, but Roz’s commission would come
out of that, and taxes, federal, state, and local. He’d probably net somewhere
between one and two million dollars, and that would come in over a period of a
couple of years, with most of it deferred until he delivered the two books, and
some payable on publication. It was still a lot of money, no matter how they
paid it and how much the government skimmed off the top, but it didn’t mean he
could go out and buy himself a penthouse on Central Park South. Even if he could, he’d still
stay here. He liked it, it suited him. It was only one room, but it was room
enough for him and his things. Maybe he’d travel more. See a
little of the world, or at least the parts of it that you could still go to.
Take a house in Sag Harbor for a season, spend a winter in the Take more cabs, he thought.
Eat in nicer restaurants. Buy top-shelf booze. Speaking of which . . . He put a couple of ice cubes
in a glass, poured some whiskey over them. They’d had that bottle of champagne
at Stelli’s, and afterward she had an Amaretto and he had an And nobody made a fuss over
him, thank God, but nobody ignored him, either, and they listened to what he
had to say and laughed at his better lines and treated him, all in all, as if
he belonged there. And that was as it should be, because, now, he did. What an incredible evening. HE
HADN’T REALLY WANTED to go. He wasn’t
exactly surprised when Roz had suggested—no, better make that insisted on—a
celebratory dinner. And there’d been no way to refuse, not after the job she’d
done for him. But he’d figured it would be at best anticlimactic and at worst
uncomfortable. He’d been feeling self-conscious going down to the corner for a
pack of cigarettes, so how was he going to like being out in public? And at
Stelli’s, yet. What he’d discovered was
another eternal truth, the day’s second, right up there with The more you
get, the more you want. And it was a beauty: Nothing
succeeds like success. Like everyone else on the
planet, he’d heard the line a million times, and it had always struck him as a
tautology. What the hell was it supposed to mean? Nothing succeeds like
something that is successful. Well, sure. Who could argue with that? But that wasn’t what it meant
at all. It was success itself, the fact of success, that gave rise to further
success. The first cause of the initial success—the accomplishment, the lucky
break, whatever it was—didn’t have anything much to do with it. If you were a
success, the world threw laurels at your feet, your reward for . . . for what?
For being a success, dimwit. What else? Roger Delacroix, the Roger
Delacroix, had made a point of coming to his table to shake his hand and
congratulate him. He couldn’t really say he read Delacroix, but by God he
respected the man’s work. (And there were other writers he didn’t respect,
didn’t think much of at all, whose books he bought and read as soon as they
came out.) Delacroix’s act tonight had been generous and selfless, but it was
his seven-figure deal that had brought the man to his table. His success had
drawn Delacroix and the others, and had fattened on their attention. He carried his drink over to
the window, looked out at the city. There were no lights burning in the
building directly across the street, and only one, on the top floor, in the
building to its immediate left. A bald man in a suit walked the careful walk of
the man who does not want anyone to know he’s drunk. A woman walked her dog, an
Irish wolfhound, an enormous galumphing creature. He recognized the woman, but
wondered if he’d do so if she hadn’t had the dog with her. The air seemed clearer than
usual, his vision sharper. Nothing succeeds like success.
He’d finish the book, buoyed by the success it had already enjoyed. That would
sweep the anxiety and self-doubt from his path, and he’d write it and polish it
and turn it in, and Esther would love it because she’d come to it eager to love
it. And the sales force, charged up in advance at the knowledge that they’d
have this eminently promotable, eminently saleable book to push, would read it
with great enthusiasm and make sure all their accounts loaded up on it. That
would guarantee the stores had big piles of the books, and the publisher’s
advertising dollars would further guarantee that the piles wound up on the
front table at Borders and the front octagon at Barnes & Noble, so that you
couldn’t walk in the door without it smacking you right in the face. And so on. The critics might like the
book or they might not. But either way they’d give it more space than they’d
ever given his previous work, and take it more seriously, and express their
enthusiasm or distaste more fervently. It was the length and placement of a
review, that and the heat it generated, that impacted sales far more than
whether the critic did or didn’t like what was between the covers. And the public would run out
and buy it. In the chains, in the independents, from the online booksellers,
they’d buy the book as enthusiastically as if Oprah had told them they had to.
Enough of them would buy it to get it on the bestseller list, and then tons
more of them would buy it simply because it was on the list, and— ready now? Nothing succeeds like success. And here was the capper, here
was the one thing that made it all just perfect. All of this success, this wild
hitherto-undreamt-of success, was on its way to him notwithstanding that no
one, repeat no one, not his agent or his publisher or any of the wonderful
fellows who’d been in such a hurry to shake his hand, no one on the fucking
planet had read one fucking word of the book. He’d been working away at it
every day and it was coming along just fine, thank you. Some days were diamonds
and some days were stones, as John Denver used to sing, and there was a guy who
had it all until his plane crashed, which showed that even success had its
limits. And yes, some days were diamonds and some days were stones and some
days were little better than mouse turds, but each day the book got a little
bit longer, and it was going to be a good one. He knew that, and he’d told Roz,
but nobody else knew a thing about it except for the fact that he was working
on it. So it wasn’t the book. That’s
what the publisher would sell and that’s what the readers would buy, but that’s
not what the success was about. They weren’t paying him three point one oh five
because of what was in his computer. They were paying because of what was on
his rap sheet. The whole reason, the sole reason for his success was that
everybody was dead certain he’d strangled a woman. Figure that one out. Go on,
fucking figure it out. He drank his drink. AND
SUPPOSE THEY FOUND him guilty? That wasn’t something he
wanted to think about. He was able to get up every morning and sit down at the
computer and get work done because he was able to put the whole matter out of
his mind. Denial, he figured, was given to man for a purpose. You were crazy if
you didn’t make use of it. But he could think about it
now. On a night like this, flushed with triumph, high on success, he could
afford to think about it. What if there was a trial, and the prosecution
presented their case and his lawyer did his best to refute it, and the jurors
came back and he heard the words Will the defendant please rise? and he
rose, and he heard all the other words, so familiar now to everybody from Law
& Order and Court TV. All those words, and the last one: Guilty. It could happen. He hadn’t
done it, but they didn’t know that and he couldn’t prove it. And all of
them—Esther Blinkoff and all the other bidders, and all the people in the upstairs
offices who green-lighted the bidders and told them how far they could go,
Jesus, they all knew it could happen, and they went ahead and placed their bids
just the same. Because it didn’t matter. Just as it didn’t matter to
his own lawyer, Maury Winters, whether he was in fact guilty or innocent. It
didn’t matter and shouldn’t matter because the lawyer’s job was to get him off,
and his guilt and innocence were consequently irrelevant. So why should they be any more
relevant to Esther Blinkoff, whose job was to generate revenue for her
employer? She did this by publishing books that would sell, and his book would
sell because of who he was and what he might or might not have done. His book might very well be
out before the jury came in. That would make the verdict moot, wouldn’t it? Or,
if the trial began and ended before publication day, all it would do was
generate publicity for the book. A guilty verdict wouldn’t make the public yawn
and turn aside. If anything, an acquittal might diminish their interest
somewhat, in which case it would be his job to go on all the talk shows and
stir things up again. Either way, though, Crown was
looking good. Either way, John Blair Creighton, Author, was a success. Hell, if
they sent him to Sing Sing or This seemed to call for a
drink, and he could skip the ice this time. ANOTHER
REVELATION, MORE BRACING than the
whiskey: He wasn’t going to be found
guilty. It was possible, because
nobody knew how a trial would go or what a jury would do. But it wasn’t going
to happen, and not because he hadn’t killed Marilyn Fairchild. That only
mattered if he could prove it, and he couldn’t. There was a very simple reason
why they’d come back and say Not Guilty, and that was because, as of
today and forever after, he was a success. And that was why Roger
Delacroix, the Roger Delacroix, had not only congratulated him on his
book deal, had not only shaken his hand, but had also taken the trouble,
quietly, graciously, discreetly, to tell him he knew he was innocent. Not because
he knew squat about the case, or about him. But because he knew, deep in his
gut, way down in his bones, that no writer with a three-million-dollar contract
could be guilty of splitting an infinitive, never mind wringing a woman’s neck. Imagine if OJ could write
like Faulkner. . . They wouldn’t convict him.
They wouldn’t be able to, any more than they’d been able to with OJ. Not
because he had money. The rich had an edge in court, but they didn’t get a free
pass. Look at the Menendez brothers, look at Michael Skakel. Once in a while,
even the rich got the judicial shaft. It wasn’t OJ’s money, or his
Dream Team of lawyers, or the inept prosecution or the flaky judge. It wasn’t
because he was black and so were most of the jurors. None of this hurt, but that
didn’t explain why he got off, and it seemed so clear now. He got off because he was OJ
Simpson. He was a success, he was a
star, he had that glow, that magic. How could twelve people get in a room and
convict him? They must have known he did it, or else they were the only twelve
people in THE
GLASS WAS EMPTY, but he wouldn’t
fill it up again. He was feeling the drinks. The alcohol had carried him
through the long evening. It wasn’t fuel, but it worked as if it were, lifting
you on its wings, keeping you from feeling your exhaustion. He’d had just
enough to keep that edge, and now he was ready to put himself to bed. Undressing, he came across the
card the woman in black had given him. I’d love to get to know you better /
Susan. She was a beauty, too, self-possessed and radiant. If she were here
right now, he thought, she could get to know him in a hurry. Should he have made a move?
She was out the door before the possibility had even occurred to him, so it had
never been an option, and it didn’t take much thought to realize it would have
been a bad idea. He was with Roz, for one thing, and although there would never
be anything romantic or sexual in their relationship, that didn’t mean he could
abandon her and trot off after some tail-wagging cupcake. But even if the
timing had been different, even if Susan had turned up as he was putting Roz in
a cab, it still would have set the evening off in the wrong direction. This wasn’t the night for a
romp with a starfucker, however classy this one might be. This was a night to
be spent exactly as he had spent it, first at the bar at Stelli’s, sharing
laughs and insights with men who had suddenly become his peers, and then at
home, by himself, to taper off with good whiskey and think through and relive
the best day and night of his life. He’d keep her card, though. But where? It was all too easy
to misplace things in his roomful of organized clutter, and he didn’t want to
let it slide until calling her would be awkward. His memory might be spotty in
the morning, and he might be like a squirrel who buried nuts and forgot where
he’d buried them. You got a lot of trees planted that way, but in this
instance, if you’d pardon the expression, he was more interested in getting his
nut. So the idea was not to make a
point of remembering where he put the card, but to put it where he’d find it
anyway. He could leave it on top of the computer keyboard, that would work, but
then it would be in the way and he’d have to stick it somewhere, and he’d be
back where he started from. But if he left it where it would not be in the way,
but where he’d see it every day . . . He opened his sock drawer,
propped it on top of a pair of navy socks, and closed the drawer. That did it, and now he could
go to bed and dream whatever sort of dreams successful men dreamed. He wouldn’t
set a clock, he’d wake up whenever the sun or his bladder woke him, and— Wait a minute. He’d seen something, got the
merest glimpse of something, in his sock drawer. Or imagined it, some chimera
hovering on the edge of thought and the periphery of his vision. Forget it, he told himself,
and go to sleep. But it was still there in his
mind’s eye when he got into bed, just a patch of color, really, but of a color
that didn’t belong in a drawer full of socks that were almost all black or
navy, with the rest brown or maroon. His white socks were in another drawer,
with gym gear, because that was pretty much the only time he wore them. He was,
you’d have to say, a dark socks kind of a guy, although—who knew?—he supposed
that might change with success. He might turn out to be the sort of man who
wore argyles, but up until now he’d been Mr. Dark Socks, so what would a hint
of bright color be doing in his sock drawer? He got up, switched on the
light. Opened the drawer, and yes, Jesus, there it was, sitting between two
pairs of socks as black as a murderer’s heart. He drew it out and looked at
it, a little turquoise rabbit, expertly carved by some fucking Indian with too
goddamn much time on his hands. eighteen THERE
WAS NO dearth of information. You
could sit in an Internet cafй and surf the Web for a modest hourly fee, and
leave there knowing how to make nerve gas and botulin, how to construct all
manner of bombs and incendiary devices. Even a nuclear bomb. Secrets that
earned the death sentence for the But what good did it do to
know that a truck packed with a particular fertilizer and a particular
detergent could bring down a building? If you were an older gentleman, living
alone in a fourth-rate hotel room, how could you possibly assemble those components?
Where would you get a truck, let alone its explosive contents? A constitutional amendment
guaranteed him the right to bear arms, and there were groups of men throughout
the country who exercised that right to the fullest extent, equipping
themselves with machine guns and automatic rifles, with bazookas and grenade
launchers, with enough sophisticated weaponry and ammunition to unseat the
government of Practically speaking, though,
he couldn’t buy a gun, he couldn’t purchase dynamite. He didn’t have access to
a lab where he might produce some sort of biological or chemical weapon, or the
opportunity to purchase the raw materials for them. He had hands that could
encircle a throat. There were stores that would sell him hammers and chisels
and screwdrivers and charcoal lighter fluid. But now it was time for sacrifice
on a larger scale, and the tools for such a sacrifice were impossible to
obtain. Fortunately, he was
resourceful. THE
GLASS JARS, SIX of them, had each held a
quart of apple juice. He’d bought them two at a time at supermarkets, brought
them back to his room, and poured the contents down the sink. The gasoline had been slightly
more difficult to obtain. To get it you had to go to a gas station, and you
needed a car for them to put it in. But suppose a man’s car was several blocks
away from the station, and he needed gas to get it started? “I got no container,” the
station owner told him. “You need an approved container. What do you think, you
can cup your hands together and I’ll fill ’em up with five gallons of gas?” It was a Wednesday night when
he had the conversation with the gas station man, and stores that might carry
such containers were closed. He thought of getting a length of plastic tubing
and siphoning the gas from parked cars. But he might be noticed, and anyone who
saw him would know at once what he was doing. Besides, if he did siphon the
gas, he’d need a container to put it in. In the morning he found a
hardware store on The rags with which he
stoppered the jars were wadded-up strips torn from a plaid cotton flannel
shirt. He didn’t have to buy the shirt but instead had fetched it from his
storage locker. He never wore it, it was too large for him yet short in the
arms, a bad fit altogether. He’d taken it from the apartment only because it
had been a Father’s Day gift once. That was why he had never discarded it over
the years, and why it was among the few articles he took when he left. His son
had given it to him, and how appropriate to put it to use now, to sacrifice
this remembrance of his son even as his son had himself been sacrificed. The lighters were disposables,
the Bic brand, better than matches because you could operate them easily with
one hand. They sold them everywhere. He’d bought three, at three different
stores, just to be on the safe side. The hammer was very much like
the one he’d used on The straight razor he’d
happened upon in the Salvation Army thrift shop on He could have bought the razor
from the thrift shop, they only wanted five dollars for it, but he thought it
might be a worthwhile precaution to slip it into his pocket. HE
WAS BACK IN his hotel room by 1
a.m., and it took him just twenty minutes to fill the jars with gasoline, stuff
their mouths with the flannel rags, and pack them into a large canvas tote bag
he’d bought from a homeless street peddler with his wares spread out on a
blanket. When he asked the price, the man said, “I usually get five dollars,
but I’ll take two.” He used his pillowcase to keep
the jars from banging against one another. That was the one thing he’d
forgotten, not realizing it would be a problem until he started putting the
jars in the tote bag. He should have gotten some rags, or some extra clothes
from his locker, but the pillowcase was a good improvisation. Loaded, the tote
bag had some weight to it, but it wasn’t too heavy to be manageable, and the
hammer fit neatly along one side, handle down. Ever since he stole it, he’d
kept the straight razor in his pocket. He’d drawn it out many times, in the
privacy of his room, and had practiced with it, returning it each time to his
pocket. He checked, and it was there now. His first stop was Harrigan’s.
When he’d initially planned this, he thought he would hurl his gasoline bombs,
his Molotov cocktails, through the window. But plate glass wasn’t that easily
shattered. Suppose his jar bounced off the window and exploded harmlessly on
the sidewalk? With that in mind, he’d bought
the hammer. But when he got there he saw that the door was wide open, a hook
securing it. Maybe the air-conditioning wasn’t working, maybe the room was too
smoky. It did make things easier. He
walked in the door, stood in the doorway, put his tote bag on the floor at his
feet. He drew out one of the cocktails, lit the rag, and hurled it toward the
back of the room, where the musicians were playing. There was a loud noise and
a burst of flame, but he was too busy repeating the process with a second jar,
which he lobbed over the people drinking at the bar so that it exploded against
the back bar mirror. He picked up his tote bag,
hurried out the door. HE
COULDN’T SEE IN the window at Cheek, but
neither could they see out. He stepped up next to the window, waited for
traffic to die down on the avenue, waited until there was no one around to see
what he was doing. He tucked two Molotov cocktails under his left arm, took the
hammer in his right hand, and smashed the window. He ignited both wicks at once,
sent them sailing one after another through the opening he’d created. Tossed
the hammer in, too, because he didn’t need it anymore. There was no window at
Death Row. HIS
FRIEND WITH THE shaved head and the
earring was still on duty, and smiled in recognition when he saw him. “Hiya,
Pops,” he said. “A little past your bedtime, isn’t it?” He came closer, muttering
something about being unable to sleep. “Why I work nights,” the
fellow said. “I’ve had trouble sleeping all my life. What’s in the bag? You got
something for Buddha?” “Is that your name?” “It’s what they call me. You
bring me a sandwich?” “Better,” he said, and held
the bag so Buddha could see it, but down low, so that he had to bend down and
forward for a good look. The razor was in his free hand, open and ready, and in
a single smooth motion he drew it across Buddha’s throat. Blood gushed as from
a fountain, and he didn’t draw back quickly enough to keep from getting some on
himself, but it couldn’t be helped. Poor Buddha collapsed onto his
knees, trying to raise a hand to hold back the gouting blood, his eyes wide in
disbelief. His mouth worked but no sounds came out of it. That was the hard part. Now it
was child’s play to open the unattended door, to walk to the head of the
stairs, and to put to use the last two Molotov cocktails, lighting their wicks,
hurling them into the void at the bottom of the stairs. He dropped the two Bics
into the tote bag—he’d lost the third somewhere, evidently— and tossed it down
the stairs. Shouts, cries, flames leaping
. . . Outside, he looked for the
razor. He’d dropped it earlier, and saw now that Buddha had collapsed upon it.
He spotted the tip of the handle protruding from beneath the fellow’s bare
shoulder. Blood had pooled around it, and he decided not to bother. The razor
couldn’t be tied to him, anyway, because no clerk could remember selling it to
him. So he’d done the right thing when he took it without paying. BACK
AT HIS HOTEL, he showered and
shaved. He used a disposable razor, made by the same company that produced the
disposable lighters. He wondered how men had managed to shave every day with
straight razors like the one he had used on Buddha. He remembered the man’s
kindness, the gentle nature lurking beneath the rough macho exterior. Tears
welled up, and he had to interrupt his shave because they blurred his vision.
He blinked them back, and bowed his head for a moment, honoring Buddha’s
sacrifice. Back in the room, he saw that
there was blood on his shirt, blood on the sleeve of his jacket. Probably on
his shoes, too. He’d wash off the shoes, and he could sponge the jacket so
nothing showed. There’d be traces that would show up if they tested it, but if
things got that far it wouldn’t matter, would it? The shirt wasn’t worth
salvaging. He’d get rid of it in the morning. And the two-gallon container of
orange plastic, with two quarts of gasoline still in it. Or should he keep the
container? He might very well need it again. No, he could buy another if
and when he required one. Better to be rid of it for now. He got into bed, and
immediately regretted the loss of the pillowcase. It had been in the tote bag
when he disposed of it. He’d meant to retrieve it, but it had slipped his mind.
Probably just as well, because it would very likely have smelled of gasoline,
but now he had to sleep on the bare pillow, covered in a rough striped fabric
like mattress ticking. And right after he’d shaved, too. nineteen IN
THE DAYS after he’d walked in on
the leavings of the Curry Hill Carpenter, Jerry Pankow had wanted nothing more
than to call his remaining clients and tell them to find someone else. He even
found himself considering a return to “How can I stay here?” he
demanded. “People are dying all over the place.” “Nobody lives forever,” Lois told
him. “Not even in “No, but—” “Or spiders. That’s what women
need men for, you know. To kill spiders. The day she saw me kill a spider in
the kitchen, Jacqui knew we had a chance of making it together. You’ve had some
bad luck, Jerry. One of your customers went home with the wrong guy, and
another one opened the door to the wrong guy, but they were two different guys.
They’re sure the writer killed Marilyn, and they’re just as sure he had nothing
to do with the mess at the whorehouse.” “Mess,” he said, “does not
begin to describe it.” “Don’t quibble, Jerry. Stay
with me on this. And bear in mind one of the lessons sobriety teaches us. Your
lifelong conviction notwithstanding, you are not actually the piece of shit the
world revolves around.” “Meaning?” “You tell me.” He thought about it. “Meaning
I’m the only connection between Marilyn and Molly and that’s just coincidental.
They’re not dead because they had the bad luck to hire me.” “Very good. Now go to a
meeting.” “I just came from a meeting.” “So?” “I guess another one couldn’t
hurt just now. Lois? Suppose it happens again?” “Happens again? I don’t. . .
oh, you mean if you walk in on a third dead body?” “It would be a fifth,
actually. A third, what did you call it? A third mess.” “I’ll tell you what,” she
said. “If that happens, you can go back to IN
THE END, HE didn’t even take a day
off. He couldn’t really afford to; the closing of the whorehouse represented a
serious drop in his income. So he got up each morning and took care of the
three bars, then serviced whatever residential customers were on his schedule.
And went to as many meetings as he could fit in. This morning, Saturday, the
forecast was for near-record levels of heat and humidity, and you could already
feel both indicators starting to climb by the time he got outside. Saturdays
and Sundays were light days, morning days, with nothing on his schedule but the
three bars. They were apt to be grungier than usual on Saturday mornings, after
the intensity of Thank-God-It’s-Friday celebrating, and sometimes a bartender,
eager to get out of there after an especially late night, would slack off on
his part of the deal, leaving the chairs on the floor, say, and unwashed
glasses on the bar top. He walked to Death Row, and
long before he got within sight of the place he was breathing in the smell of
it, the strong odor of a fire that had been put out with water. He paid no
attention, because it was something you smelled a lot in that part of town. The Hudson piers would catch
fire, especially on the Jersey side, and the creosote-soaked timbers would send
up plumes of black smoke for hours. Then he drew closer and saw
four or five people gathered on the sidewalk across from Death Row, which was
unusual at that hour, when the block was almost invariably deserted. And he looked
at what they were looking at, and saw the windows all broken out on the
building’s upper floors, and the streaks of soot and fire damage on the
lintels. He joined the four men across
the street. They were quick to tell him what had happened, although they had
slightly different versions. There’d been a fire, certainly, and it had started
in the basement leather bar, Death Row, and pretty much gutted the entire
structure before the firefighters got it under control. “They threw one rough trade
type out, and he came back with a gun and opened up on everybody, and then he
started a fire.” “I didn’t hear anything about
a gun. Just some queen with a resentment, and Buddha was killed trying to keep
her from getting in the door.” “Please. It was bashers, it had
to be.” “Every time a gay man stubs
his toe somebody calls it gay-bashing.” “Well, what do you call it
when three gay bars go up in flames on the same night? Do you think they were
struck by lightning?” “I felt so wonderful during
Gay Pride Week, and now this has to happen. I heard there were over thirty
people killed at Death Row alone.” “I heard forty.” “I heard twenty-seven,
including some of the people who lived upstairs.” “People actually lived
upstairs of that hole?” “A friend of mine, he’s a
nurse at St. Vincent’s in the Burn Unit, and he said they brought in men with
third-degree burns over eighty percent of their body. When it’s that bad you’re
not expected to live, and it’s probably better if you don’t.” “I can never remember, is it
first-degree that’s the worst?” “Only with murder. With burns,
third-degree is the worst.” “There’s no fourth degree?” “Only what the firemen call Crispy
Critters.” “Oh, gross.” “I heard it was worse at the
other bars.” “No, I heard Death Row was the
worst.” “I just hope the cops get
them. It must have been two or three of them, because they spilled a whole
fifty-gallon drum of petrol down the stairwell.” “The drums hold fifty-five
gallons, and when did you turn into an Englishman?” “I beg your pardon?” “Petrol? She thinks she’s
Camilla Parker-Bowles.” “It would have taken at least
three men to get past Buddha.” “Or one man with a gun, and is
there a law that says every big man with a shaved head has to be called
Buddha?” “His name was Eric, and he was
a good person.” “You knew him?” “He was my friend.” “Then I’m sorry. I didn’t mean
. . .” “That’s all right.” He knew the answer, but asked
anyway: “The other bars ...” Cheek, he was told. And
someplace farther east that nobody had heard of, Harriman’s, something like
that. He could have corrected them
on the name, and told them it wasn’t a gay bar, but why? Why do anything? He turned away and walked back
home. THE
FIREBOMBINGS OF THE three With 9/11 less than a year
old, and with suicide bombings almost a daily occurrence in Israel, there was
widespread agreement that terrorism couldn’t be ruled out. Accordingly, FBI
investigators coordinated with the team from Major Cases, and the Office of
Homeland Security flew up an expert from According to one theory, the
virtually simultaneous attacks on the three targets bespoke a high degree of
organization. Furthermore, at least one witness at Death Row reported that the
attackers wore camouflage gear. In response, others argued
that the attacks were by no means simultaneous, and that as much as
three-quarters of an hour might have elapsed between the first attack, on
Harrigan’s, and the third, at Death Row. Even on foot a perpetrator could
easily cover the required distance in that amount of time. As for the camo
gear, it turned out to have been worn not by a team of attackers but by two of
those in attendance; evidently their garb, complemented by paratrooper boots,
had been deemed sufficiently in keeping with the bar’s ambience as to be
allowable under the dress code. Both of the camouflaged
individuals, one a fashion photographer during daylight hours, the other a
stockroom manager, were in Death Row’s notorious back room at the time of the
bombing. Like almost everyone trapped in that cul-de-sac, they died there. Saturday afternoon, a little
more than fourteen hours after the initial assault on Harrigan’s, the cops got
a break. DENNIS
HURLEY LIVED WITH his wife and
three sons in a detached ranch house (an emotionally detached ranch house, his
wife’s smartass brother called it) just over the Queens line in Nassau County,
near the Hempstead Turnpike and within walking distance of Belmont Race Track,
which would have been handy if he cared for horse racing, but he didn’t. He
liked to go out in a blue-fish boat when they were running, and he liked to
watch sports on television, even golf, and he liked to roast corn and grill
steaks and chops in the backyard, which is what he was getting ready to do when
his wife came out to tell him Arthur Pender was on the phone. “Tell him to come on over,” he
said. “Tell him yourself,” she
suggested, but when he got on the phone Pender didn’t want to talk about
backyard barbecues, or Tiger Woods’s chances of a Grand Slam. “Those firebombings,” he said.
“You hear about them out where you are?” “I’m less’n a mile from bein’
in “You happen to notice the
names of the places got hit?” “I noticed where they were. A
few blocks to the east and they’d be our headache.” “Be Major Cases either way,
but that’s not the point. I’ll give you the names. Harrigan’s, Cheek, and Death
Row. Ring any bells?” “I don’t think so. Gay bars,
right? And the last one sounds like it must have been a charmer, but. . . wait
a minute, Arthur.” “Dingdong, huh?” “That Polish kid, one we
thought linked our case to “Creighton.” “Yeah, and we didn’t like him
for it anyway, once we met him. These joints, Death Row and the rest, they were
all on his list, weren’t they? Not Creighton’s but the kid’s.” “Pankow’s his name.” “Tip of my tongue, Arthur.” “They weren’t just on his
list. They were his list. Went and mopped their floors seven days a
week. Only other customers he had were private residences that he went to once
a week.” “Jesus. You know, I heard the
names myself, but I was watching TV with half my mind on the sports pages in Newsday.
I should have caught it.” “You would’ve, next time you
heard the news.” “Yeah, maybe. Shit, Arthur, we
got to go in, don’t we? I mean, we can’t phone it in, and it won’t wait till
morning.” “Afraid not.” “Wouldn’t you know I just lit
the fucking charcoal. Well, she can grill. She never gets it right, but if I’m
not here I won’t know the difference, will I?” “We’ll go to that Malaysian
place you like.” “That’s if we even get time to
eat. You want me to come by for you?” “No, I want to have my car
with me,” Arthur Pender said. “I’ll meet you there.” THE
FOCUS OF THE investigation shifted
when Pender and Hurley raised the possibility of a direct link between the
firebombings and the activities of the Curry Hill Carpenter. The immediate
result was an expansion of the task force investigating the bombings, with the
inclusion of personnel from the Thirteenth Precinct previously assigned to the
Curry Hill investigation. Evidence began to accumulate,
and the argument that the killings were linked was bolstered significantly with
the discovery of a stainless steel claw hammer with a black rubber grip among
the burned-out wreckage of Cheek. Witnesses had reported the window was smashed
before the first Molotov cocktail was thrown, and investigators theorized that
the hammer might have been used to break the glass. While there was no way to
tie the hammer to the Curry Hill murders, forensics determined that it could
well have been the implement used to beat the women to death. “If it wasn’t
this hammer,” a technician said, “it was one a lot like it. It might not have
had a claw on the back of it, because he didn’t use the claw, but this is what
the business end of it would have looked like.” Eyewitness testimony was
difficult to sort out, but there were plenty of police personnel assigned to
the task, and some common elements began to emerge. Reports accumulated of an
older white male, of medium height and slightly built, ordinary in appearance
and unremarkable in dress, who had been observed both in and around the
targeted premises. At both Cheek and Harrigan’s, persons who’d been on the
scene hours earlier recalled an older man who had ordered a drink and left it
untouched. A waitress in a coffee shop
across from Harrigan’s thought she might have had a customer fitting that
description; on that Friday night, he’d lingered over a cup of coffee for a
long time, and she seemed to recall he’d looked out the window a good deal of
the time. He’d had some of his coffee, but he never finished it, and if he ever
said a word she couldn’t remember it. He hadn’t even asked for coffee, had
ordered by pointing to another patron’s cup, then nodded when she asked if that
was what he wanted. Other cops canvassed the
immediate environs of the whorehouse, coming up in short order with a manager
in another coffee shop who reported similar behavior, although he couldn’t
furnish even a general description of the customer in question. He remembered
him because a waiter had asked him to check the coffee and see if anything was
the matter with it. He’d checked, and it was no better or worse than usual. The
customer, whoever he was, had already paid without complaint, and left the
premises. The manager might have seen the man, he was behind the register and
had presumably taken his money, but had no sense of which customer he’d been or
what he looked like. The waiter might remember, but he was away for several days
visiting family in FDNY inspectors established
that the propellant was ordinary gasoline. Anyone with an automobile had ready
access to gasoline, but one detective noted that the perpetrator had never been
linked to a motor vehicle, and could quite easily have covered the distance
from Harrigan’s to Cheek to Death Row on foot. This prompted him to check with
attendants at nearby gas stations, and on The man was only able to
furnish a vague general description, but it was encouragingly close to the one
then in circulation— white, middle-aged or older, medium height, slight build,
no visible distinguishing marks. It led him to widen his search, and a few
blocks below Fourteenth Street he stopped at a Getty station—the last one left
in the world, as far as he could tell—where the proprietor, one Khadman Singh,
remembered selling two gallons of gas—regular, unleaded—to a white man perhaps
fifty-five or sixty years old. Sometime in the middle of the week this was, he
recalled. This was not unusual, people paid no attention to gauges, they ran
out of gas all the time. This man had a container and paid cash for his gas,
which was not unusual either, because who would bother with a credit card for a
three-dollar sale? But what was unusual, in Singh’s experience, was that the
man had approached from the right, which is to say from the south, or downtown,
and had walked off in the opposite direction, heading uptown on WHILE
MOST OF THE task force worked from
the crime-scene evidence, a small group focused on the common denominator of
all four venues, the three bars and the whorehouse. Which is to say Jerry
Pankow. He was interrogated at length,
over and over. No one suspected him of any conscious involvement in the
perpetrator’s scenario, but it seemed entirely possible he knew something, even
if he didn’t know that he knew it. The series of layered interrogations aimed
at unearthing unconscious knowledge, and while they didn’t lead anywhere, it
wasn’t for lack of trying. Another possibility lay in anticipating
the next outrage. No one thought the man who’d just scored what a Post columnist
called a hat trick for terrorists would call it a day and rest on his laurels.
He looked to be that classic urban nightmare, the serial terrorist. Reporters
were writing sidebar columns on George Metesky the Mad Bomber of a half century
ago, who’d planted explosive devices in public places in an unfathomable
private vendetta against Con Edison. Others, by no means convinced that the
whorehouse murders were his first venture, were looking at every unsolved crime
since the calendar ticked over to start the new millennium. And policemen, trying to get
ahead of him, staked out the apartments of Jerry Pankow’s remaining clients. “I don’t have any clients,” he
told them. “I called them all, I told them I’m through. I’m out of business
anyway, it was the commercial clients that paid the rent. The rest, there were
five of them, twenty-five dollars a day, you do the math. I want a real job, I
want to work in an office or something. With other people around, living ones.” They staked out the residences
of his customers—his former customers—just in case. And sat back and waited. THE
RAZOR WAS ANOTHER source of leads. It lay beneath the dead body
of Eric “Buddha” Kesselring, twenty-eight, of The computer search came up
empty. The perpetrator (if that’s whose prints were on the razor, which seemed
a fair working assumption) had never been fingerprinted. This meant he’d never
been arrested, had never applied for a government job, and had probably never
served in the military. It meant, too, that the prints on the razor couldn’t
point him out now, but might help confirm his guilt if and when he wound up in
custody. Prints aside, the razor
presented some interesting possibilities. The first was that it was the
killer’s own razor, that he’d owned it for decades, that he kept it either for
sentimental value or because it was what he preferred to use on his whiskers.
If that was the case you could probably forget about tracing it, but suppose
he’d acquired it recently, for the express purpose of cutting a throat? There were still men who
bought straight razors, detectives discovered, and still manufacturers that
produced them. The majority of customers were barbers. Not many men still went
to the barbershop to be shaved, but those who did were looking for an
old-fashioned shave, with a shaving brush and a straight razor, not a noisy
buzz with an electric shaver or foam from a can and a disposable plastic
device. A straight razor, the kind the barber honed on a leather strop, that
was what they expected to be shaved with. It turned out there was a
wholesaler on The wholesaler’s own retail
accounts included two not far from the perpetrator’s field of operations. Both
were drugstores, and both carried a wide line of homeopathic remedies and
old-fashioned devices. One was on Neither had sold a straight
razor to anyone within the past month. Someone thought of thrift
shops. There were quite a few in the immediate area, and two police officers
worked their way down the list, finding quite a few that had a straight razor
or two for sale, but none that had actually sold one. Then, in the Salvation
Army store on “If I’d seen him,” she said,
“I might have stopped him on his way out and suggested he pay for it. Or
perhaps not. After all, he was armed, wasn’t he? Though I can’t say he looked
terribly dangerous.” If she’d seen him? If she
hadn’t seen him, how did she know he’d taken the razor? How did she know
whether or not he looked dangerous? “The security camera. We have
two of them and they’re running all the time while we’re open. At the end of
the day I review the tapes. Most of the time there’s nothing to look at, you
can fast-forward through vast stretches of nothingness, but I’ll slow it down
when I see anybody behaving furtively. Or quite boldly— they’re bold as brass,
some of them.” It was useful to review the
tape in order to keep shoplifters from returning. When an offender turned up
after he’d been caught on tape, he was simply turned away at the door, which
was safer all around than trying to stop a suspected thief on his way out. No
one could sue you for false arrest that way. And the value of the goods stolen
was pretty much beside the point; they were all donated, after all, and the few
items of real value got snatched up early on by dealers. And did she by any chance
still have the tape of the man pocketing the straight razor? She did. They had thirty tapes
for the two cameras, and rotated them, so that each day’s taping erased what
had been recorded two weeks previously. She had to scan several tapes to find
the right one, but she was able to go through them at great speed because she
knew precisely what she was looking for. When she got there she slowed the tape
to normal speed, and the two cops watched over her shoulder as an aging white
man wearing a plaid shirt and dark pants picked a razor off a shelf, flicked it
open, closed it, flicked it open a second time, rubbed it with his thumb to
test it for sharpness, closed it again, looked around casually, and just as
casually slipped it in his pocket. They gave her a receipt for
the tape and took it to a technician who tinkered with it electronically to
sharpen the focus and increase the definition, then printed out copies. You
couldn’t see the face very well, the camera was placed high and to the side,
but it was something to work with. The Sikh at the Getty station
looked at one of the prints and said that it looked like the man to whom he’d
sold the two gallons of gas. The witnesses who remembered a man who ordered a
drink and left without touching it said it was hard to tell, but it was
certainly possible that this was the man they’d seen. A man in the burn unit at
St. Vincent, who’d gotten a glimpse of the man when he’d been about to launch
the second Molotov cocktail at Harrigan’s, said he couldn’t tell; when he
pictured the face, it morphed into the features of Satan, horns and all. Maybe
it was him, maybe not. He couldn’t tell. A patrolman, months out of the
academy, came up with a suggestion. Collect surveillance tapes for the
forty-eight hours preceding the massacre from every available source in the
neighborhood—ATMs, liquor stores, check-cashing services, building lobbies,
everywhere. Security cameras were all over the place nowadays, you couldn’t
pick your nose anywhere outside your own house without a good chance of having
the moment recorded. Nobody ever looked at all
those tapes unless something happened—except for the gimlet-eyed lady at the
Sally Ann thrift shop, who evidently had time on her hands. They got recycled,
over and over, but maybe there were some that hadn’t been recycled yet, and
maybe the Carpenter—the newspapers were still calling him that, and
consequently so were the cops—maybe the Carpenter had gotten his picture taken
somewhere down the line. A dozen cops went around
collecting tapes. Armed with prints made from the thrift shop tape, they and
others sat in front of video screens and looked for the Carpenter. A veteran
patrolman named Henry Gelbfuss spotted him, on a tape from a Rite Aid
drugstore, and everybody agreed it was the Carpenter. He was the man on the
thrift shop tape, no question. The Rite Aid tape, enlarged
and sharpened and defined, was still a far cry from a Bachrach portrait, but it
was good enough to release to the media, good enough to show on television,
good enough to print on every front page, along with a number to call if you
recognized the man in the photo. A lot of people did. NAILED! That was the headline in the Post,
accompanied by an artist’s rendition of the man whose security camera photo
had appeared prominently throughout the media the day before. The drawing
showed a disembodied hand holding a claw hammer, which had evidently been used
to drive a nail through the man’s forehead, pinning him to the wall. The Daily News showed
their artist’s rendition of the photo, with the Carpenter, a hammer in one hand
and a Molotov cocktail in the other, pinned against a similar wall, but held
there in this case by searchlight beams. GOTCHA! cried the headline. The implication seemed to be that
the Carpenter had been captured. This may have been intentional—before they got
to the newsstand, many New Yorkers would already have learned from radio or
television that the city’s most wanted criminal had been at least tentatively
identified. They’d be quicker to buy a paper if it appeared to promise a
further development in the story. The text explained that the
Carpenter had been nailed, or gotten, only to the extent that authorities now
knew who he was. A variety of callers (our readers, the Post labeled
them, staking a claim) had agreed that the man pictured in the press and on TV
was one William Boyce Harbinger, sixty-two, the recently retired director of
research at Lister Durgen Augenblick/Advertising. Several of the callers were
men and women who had worked with Harbinger at LDA. All had lost touch with him
since his retirement in late 2000, and none could offer a clue as to what might
have sent him off on a murderous rampage. He was described as a quiet man
(“It’s always the quiet ones,” readers all over the city murmured), and none of
his coworkers reported having had any contact with him outside the office. Other callers recognized him
from the Police cars from all over And he hadn’t seen Mr.
Harbinger for a long time, either, though he couldn’t say how long. He hadn’t
paid his monthly maintenance charges in a long time, but he’d owned the
apartment since it went co-op thirty years ago, and paid rent there before
then, and the apartment was a very valuable piece of property, owned free and
clear, no mortgage, so you knew he’d pay the maintenance sooner or later. The super had keys to all the
apartments, and at one point, concerned that something might have happened to
Harbinger, he’d knocked on the door, then let himself in. There was nobody
home, and no signs that anything might be amiss. The place was dusty and the
air stale, as if no one had lived there recently. The super thought maybe he’d
gone to The super let the cops into
the apartment, and they found it as he’d described it. There were additional
bills from the co-op association for the monthly maintenance charges, slipped
under the door every month, and there was the usual array of menus from Asian
restaurants, and the air was stale and the horizontal surfaces coated with
dust. What there was not was any
sign of William Boyce Harbinger, or any indication of where he might have gone. twenty HARBINGER OF DOOM, the papers called him. Harbinger the Carpenter. There but for the grace of
God, thought Susan Pomerance, go all my favorite artists. She wasn’t following the unfolding
story that intently the way the rest of the city seemed to be. Chloe, for one,
seemed capable of talking of little else. Every new development, every further
revelation about the city’s greatest nightmare, informed the girl’s every
utterance. The losses the man had suffered, his son and daughter and
son-in-law, all killed when the towers came down. And then his wife dying,
probably of a broken heart, and was it any wonder he cracked? Without reading much of the
newspaper coverage, without spending much time watching television or listening
to any radio news beyond WQXR’s hourly summary, she nevertheless found herself
aware of most of the story’s developments. She heard about the increasing
body of evidence suggesting he’d simply walked away from his apartment, turned
the key in the lock, and disappeared. He hadn’t collected his mail, after all;
instead, he’d rented a post office box and had all his mail forwarded to it.
He’d paid rent on the box for three months in advance, and never paid anything
further, nor was there any indication that he’d ever visited the box to collect
his mail. After several past-due notices went unanswered, a clerk opened his
box, marked the first-class mail to be returned to sender, and discarded the
rest. He’d evidently lived in a
series of flophouses, all of them in the general vicinity of Penn Station. Why,
people wondered, would a man walk away from a comfortable apartment, filled
with his furniture and the possessions of a lifetime, to live in a squalid
furnished room with the bathroom down the hall? Susan didn’t find it that
incomprehensible. That was one of the things people did when they were in the
process of withdrawing, of turning inside. For a fortunate handful, the
energies that made them turn inward were somehow magically channeled into art.
Instead of walking onto a factory floor with an AK-47, instead of taking off
all their clothes in the subway, instead of murdering their children in their
beds, or drinking oven cleaner, or lying down in front of the Metroliner, they
painted a picture or fashioned a sculpture. They made art. And wasn’t all art created to
preserve the artist’s sanity? Didn’t they all make art the way oysters made
pearls? A grain of sand got into the oyster’s shell, which was to say under his
skin, and it irritated him, it chafed him. So the oyster secreted something,
squeezed out some essence of its own self, and coated the offending grain of
sand with it, just to stop the pain. Layer after layer of this mystical
substance the oyster brought forth, until the grain of sand and the pain it had
occasioned were not even a memory. The by-product of the oyster’s
relief was the shimmering beauty of the pearl. And every pearl, every single
luminous gem, had at the core of its being a grain of irritation. If William Boyce Harbinger,
Harbinger the Carpenter, had been able to so channel his own furious energies,
then the roots of his discontent might have brought forth life instead of
death. And yet, she thought, you could argue that Harbinger was making his own
kind of art, composing it of death and destruction. He knew so many unusual facts
about Perhaps, she thought. But
perhaps not. Perhaps the city he loved was his canvas, and he was striving to
paint his masterpiece in blood and fire. WHATEVER
THE FOUNDATION FOR the Carpenter’s
acts, it was unarguable that the man was obsessed. He hadn’t just suddenly lost
his temper. He was, if not an artist, unquestionably a craftsman, from the
planning of his projects through the selection of his tools to the execution of
the finished work. And he managed all this because he was a man obsessed. She knew a little about that. She found herself these days
in the grip of not one but three obsessions; rather than conflict with one
another, they seemed to her to be complementary. Honoring all three of them,
serving all three of them, she maintained her sanity. The first, and surely it was
the one that would be most easily justified to the world at large, was her
increasing obsession with the works of Emory Allgood. She’d set firm dates now
for the one-man show she was giving him. It would open on Saturday, November 2,
and would be up for two weeks. In preparation for the show,
she found herself making frequent visits to her storage space, sometimes with
no apparent purpose beyond that of familiarizing herself with the work, of
absorbing its essence. She had responded unequivocally to Allgood’s
constructions from the beginning, and her certainty of its merit only grew
greater over time. One piece drew her more than
the others. This didn’t mean it was better, only that it had something special
about it that worked particularly well for her. The central element of it had
begun life as a spool, shaped like a spool of thread in a sewing cabinet but
much larger—precisely thirty-two inches high, with the flanges twenty-one
inches in diameter. The core, itself some ten inches thick, was of pine, the
flanges of half-inch fir plywood. Once it had held wire or cable
of some sort, wrapped around its core like sewing thread around an inch-long
spool. Now it held— what? The sins of the world, that would be her guess. He’d mounted it on what must
have been the steel base of some sort of low stool, and had driven all manner
of objects into the wooden spool. The effect was not unlike that of West
African nail fetishes, where an upended log, sometimes but not always carved
into a human form, was pierced hundreds upon hundreds of times with nails—or,
in one example she’d seen at the Brooklyn Museum, with the blades of knives,
all of them rusted. Like most African tribal pieces,
the nail fetishes were art only in the Western viewer’s perception; like the
masks and shields and drums that filled museums and important collections, they
were purely functional in the eyes of those who made them. She’d long since
forgotten the purpose of the nail fetishes, if she’d ever been clear on it in
the first place, and she couldn’t hope to guess what had prompted a wild-eyed
little black man in Brooklyn to stab knives and forks into the wooden spool, to
pound nails and screws and miscellaneous bits of hardware into it, to screw in
a brass doorstop here, the wooden knobs from a chest of drawers there. Why had
he done it—and, most mysterious of all, how had he managed in the process to
create not a mad jumble, not a discordant conglomeration of junk, but an
artifact of surpassing beauty? The Sins of the World—that’s what she would call it, and it would be on the
cover of the exhibition catalog and on the postcards as well. She was positive
someone would snatch it up, couldn’t imagine Gregory Schuyler letting it get
away from him, but she didn’t know if she could bear to part with it. She might
find she needed to hang on to it. In the meantime, it had
migrated from her storage bin to her living room, where it occupied a place of
honor. There she was able to confirm that it wasn’t just her, that others
responded to it in much the same way she did. You couldn’t just walk past it.
It grabbed your lapels, demanding attention. And it received rather more
attention these days than it might have at an earlier time, not because it had
changed, not even because the world had changed. It was simply seen by more
people now, because her apartment was receiving more visitors than it had in
the past. And that, of course, was the
result of her second obsession. HER
SEX LIFE, SHE was quite certain,
was sane and manageable. She had to keep reassuring herself of this, however,
because it was without doubt a far cry from what society regarded as either
sane or manageable. She was having sex when she wanted, with whomever she
wanted, in whatever fashion she desired. If she were a man, she
sometimes thought, what she was doing would be seen as demonstrating no end of
good, even wholesome male qualities. The only way a man could engage in sexual
behavior that the world would deem excessive was if he forced himself on
others, took his pleasure with children, or caught a fatal disease in the
course of his adventures. (And even the latter was only punishment for his
transgressions if he caught it from another man; if he got it from a woman, it
was just the worst kind of bad luck.) On the other hand, it was
easier to do it in the first place if you were a woman. If you were reasonably
attractive, and if you presented yourself well, you really weren’t going to
have a great deal of trouble finding some man who would like nothing better
than to go home with you and fuck your brains out. He might not be terribly
good at it, and he might never call you again, but if all you were looking for
was to get laid, well, how hard was that? Women knocked themselves out
trying to attract men, and all they really had to be was available. A man did
not care who made your shoes, or if they matched your bag, and if he even
noticed such matters he was probably not in any event going to be the man you wanted
to take home. A man did not pay attention to your earrings (unless you were
wearing them someplace other than your ears) and had no idea what you paid for
your dress. His concerns were more basic. Did you have tits? Did you have an
ass? Did you have a mouth? Did you have a pussy? Were any or all of these
available to him? Fine. I love you. Let’s go to bed. The night with Fran Buckram, a
delicious experience in its own right, had given her a sense of her own power.
Here was this man, this unquestionably manly man, this leader of men, and he
had let her do whatever she wanted with him. Franny she’d called him,
and made a girl of him and fucked him like a girl. And made him like it. And
afterward, with the rules suspended and her dominance put aside, she’d gone on
calling him Franny, and he hadn’t asked her to stop. “I’ll see you next Friday,”
she had told him at the door. “I don’t think we need to meet anywhere, do you?
Come here at eight. And, Franny? Don’t bring flowers.” TUESDAY
AFTERNOON SHE HAD a call at the
gallery. “Susan? This is Jay McGann, we met at Stelli’s the other night.” “I remember.” “I’ve been working all day and
I need a break. I thought I might come over and look at some art.” “That would be nice,” she
said. “Why don’t you bring your friend?” “My friend?” “Your editor. Isn’t he your
friend as well?” “Oh, “Come this evening,” she said. “Are you open nights?” “I could arrange to be,” she
said, “but actually I have some of the best work at my apartment. You’d be
getting a look at something the public doesn’t get to see.” “I’d like that,” he said. “And
I could get away tonight.” “Call He couldn’t figure it out, and
she was in no rush to help him. After a pause he said, “Uh, actually I’d hoped
we could get acquainted.” “Yes, I feel the same.” “So it would really be more
convenient, you know, if it was just the two of us.” “It was so nice meeting the
two of you the other night,” she said. “The way you interacted was very
pleasing.” “Yes, but—” “So I think it would be really
nice to get intimately acquainted with both of you.” “Oh. Uh, whew. Uh, would you
want one of us to bring a girlfriend?” “Whatever for?” “Uh . . .” “Jay” she said, “don’t you
think I can make you both very happy all by myself?” She went home and showered and
put on the same dress she’d worn Friday night, knowing it looked good with
nothing under it. They showed up together at a quarter to seven, a whiff of
Scotch on their breath from the drink each had needed to get that far. She knew
they wanted her, knew they couldn’t believe it was really going to happen. And,
of course, they had to be possessed by the usual performance anxiety, magnified
by the need to perform in front of another male, and a friend in the bargain. She began by showing them the
art, and was pleased by the intelligence and perception evident in their
reactions. They didn’t need to be aesthetes, she just wanted to fuck them, but
it made things better when there was a mind operating the body. All the
standard fantasies about brutish macho studs notwithstanding, bright and
sensitive men were almost always better in bed. Emory Allgood’s piece drew the
most interest, and one of them wanted to know the price. She explained that it
wasn’t for sale, but that the artist had a show opening in the fall. She’d make
sure they got invitations to the opening. Enough, she thought. “It’s so nice to see you
both,” she said, and brushed the back of her hand across Jay McGann’s crotch,
then flung her arms around Lowell Cooke’s neck and gave him a lingering
open-mouthed kiss. She thought Jay might grope her while she was kissing In the bedroom, they gaped at
her when she got out of the black dress, gaped again at the gold at her nipples
and the hairless pubic mound. They stripped without embarrassment, and there
was another round of kissing with hands reaching everywhere, and then they were
all three in her bed. Men always wanted a threesome
with two women, it was the closest thing they had to a universal fantasy, but
what was the sense of it? A man only had one cock, and could only put it in one
place at a time. Oh, yes, there were possibilities in foreplay, and then he
could eat one girl while he fucked the other, and in the process cheat each out
of the benefit of his full attention. It could be interesting for a woman,
being with a man and woman at once, but for a man how could the reality ever be
a match for the fantasy? With two men and a woman, on
the other hand, the physiology was equal to the fantasy. She had a mouth, she
had an ass, she had a cunt—there was more than enough of her to keep them
occupied. It was divine, and utterly
different from her night with Buckram. (Sweet Franny!) She’d got things going,
then was able to be essentially passive and let them use her as they wished,
turning her this way and that, learning her body with their hands, their
mouths. In the end, she did manage to
fulfill a longstanding fantasy. The night before, alone with herself and her
thoughts and her toys, she’d slipped the smallest dildo into her ass, a larger
one in her pussy. And now it was happening again, but this time her toys were
alive, and she didn’t have to manipulate them, she could give herself up
utterly to the pleasure of being taken and used, being fucked fore and aft. But she couldn’t get them to
do anything to each other. Men were so funny. Caught up
in passion and need, still they were careful not to touch one another, careful
that each made physical contact with her and only with her. After they’d finished their
sexual sandwich, as she lay on her back between them with their seed oozing out
of both her holes, she took one of them in each hand and said, “You know what I
would love? I would love to see one of you suck the other. I would absolutely
love that.” God, you’d think she’d
suggested they dismember a child, or strangle their mothers with a rolled-up
American flag. And it was so silly. Moments before, both of them buried in her
flesh, they’d been able to feel each other’s cocks through the thin membrane
that separated her two passages. That had contributed to her excitement, and,
she felt sure, to theirs as well, could they only acknowledge it. “It would make me so excited,”
she said. “I get wet just thinking about it. If you just did that, you could
get me to do anything you wanted, anything you could think of.” But there was the problem—they
didn’t want anything from her, now that they’d pumped the last drop of their
passion into her. All they really wanted was to shower and dress and go home to
their wives, and hope to God the women didn’t pick tonight to feel passionate. She’d planted the seed,
though. She’d given them something to think about. And, when they came around
next week, she’d propose some sort of game, some last-to-come contest, with the
loser required to give the winner a blow job. And the loser would be a good
sport about it, because being a good sport was even more important than being a
hundred percent heterosexual, and he’d give in gracefully, and before they knew
it they’d both be doing it, and loving it. What fun. SEX
WAS WONDERFUL, AND the more you did it
and the more people you did it with, the better it got. It was readily
available, it didn’t cost anything, and it was even good for you. She might
have found it impossible to keep it in proportion, and it definitely helped
that she had a third obsession. John Blair Creighton. She hadn’t realized at first
that her fascination with the man who’d strangled her real estate agent, and
who seemed to have been rewarded with a multimillion-dollar book contract, was
anything more than a desire to go to bed with him. There was, certainly, a
healthy (or not) sexual element to the obsession. He was a big,
broad-shouldered guy, good-looking but not excessively handsome, and he had a
sexual energy she’d have been aware of even if she hadn’t known who he was. She
wanted to fuck him—and would, she was sure of it—but there was more to it than
that. She was, well, yes, obsessed with the man, and she wasn’t sure
why. But it wasn’t just sexual
desire that made her spend hours online, checking out the results of a Google
search and downloading everything she could find about him. And sent her to
abe-books.com and alibris.com to order copies of all his
out-of-print books. And led her to read the books, all of them, one right after
the other, to read them cover to cover not just for the stories (which were
involving) or the characters (the men convincing, the women a little less so)
or the writing (excellent, simple and straightforward, always clear as glass,
and with a ring like Water-ford). That made reading enjoyable, but it didn’t
make it a necessity, something she felt honor-bound to do every night when she
wasn’t in bed with somebody. It couldn’t be because she’d
met him. She’d met any number of writers, and the fact of acquaintance was no
reason to read their books. She’d not only met Jay McGann, she’d fucked him
walleyed, and she was in no great hurry to read anything he’d written. It had to be because he’d been
charged with murder, but that by itself could only take her to the first book.
After that, she kept reading because of something in the work itself, and she’d
already established it wasn’t the writing or the plot or the characters, so
what was left? The sense that came through of
the author. Wasn’t that what made any work of art effective? You got little
sidelong glimpses of a soul, and, if it resonated in a certain way with your
own, you wanted more. He was going to be important
to her. She knew that much, and, when she thought about it, she had to admit
that it was a little scary. I mean, what if he actually
did kill that woman? twenty-one He woke up Saturday morning,
and it wasn’t until he was standing at the toilet, halfway through an endless
pee, that he remembered the glimpse of blue in his sock drawer, the second
look, the stunning reality of the turquoise rabbit. But had it happened? Or was
it, please God and all the angels, a dream? He brushed his teeth,
showered, dried himself, then looked in the mirror and decided he ought to
shave. Wielding the razor, he marveled at his own transparent foolishness. He’d
shaved for the first time in years what, fifteen hours ago? And he wasn’t going
anywhere today, wouldn’t be seeing anyone, and what was wrong with having a
day’s stubble on his face? Anything to put off opening
the sock drawer. He further delayed the moment
of truth by making the coffee, and it wasn’t until he’d poured the first cup
and had the first sip that he went over to the dresser and opened the drawer. And of course the rabbit was
there, in the same spot he’d left it the night before. It hadn’t hopped around,
nor had it disappeared as mysteriously as it had arrived. He picked it up and
held it in both hands and wondered what the hell he was going to do now. How had they missed it? Those
two clowns, Slaughter and Reade—except they weren’t clowns, they’d struck him
as disturbingly competent, and not without some imagination. Still, they’d come
to his apartment with one mission, to search for a missing turquoise rabbit
formerly in the possession of one Marilyn Fairchild. They’d looked everywhere,
certainly in the drawers of his dresser, and specifically in his sock drawer,
because didn’t he remember one of them—Slaughter? Reade?—picking up and
squeezing each rolled-up pair of socks in turn, just in case he’d thought to
hide the thing that way. But did he actually remember
that? Or did he in fact remember Chris Noth squeezing socks on an A&E rerun
of Law & Order, playing Mike Logan to Jerry Orbach’s Lennie Briscoe?
(Or Paul Sorvino’s Phil Cerreta, or what was the name of the character George
Dzundza played? Jesus, if he couldn’t remember that. . .) The best day of his life,
better than any night of sexual passion (and he’d had a few, and some of them,
let’s not kid ourselves, were pretty great). Better than either wedding, even
better (har har) than either divorce. Substantially better, if the truth be
told, than the days his children were born. Which reminded him. He had to
call Karin and the kids, had to give them the good news. It would be in the
papers, Roz had told him the Crown publicists would see to that, but they ought
to hear it from him first. The kids would be excited, and Karin would be
relieved, and not just because it meant they weren’t going to take her house
away from her. She’d be relieved because she cared about him, even as he cared
about her; that didn’t necessarily stop when a marriage ended. And,
pragmatically, she’d be happy to know that the kids’ college educations were
assured. And by the way, he could add, I found the cutest little bunny in
with my socks. And do you know what that means? Well, you remember that nice
woman who lived on BUT
DID IT? It meant he’d been to her
apartment, but they knew it, and he knew it, he’d even admitted it. They could
prove he’d been there, and the most the little blue rabbit could possibly do
was confirm something he’d never troubled to deny. Still, he’d exulted when
they’d failed to find it, and he’d been devastated when it turned up after all.
So what did it mean? Well, it hadn’t gotten there
by itself. If the cops had found it, he could have tried telling himself that
they’d planted it themselves. But that would have seemed
unlikely, a real Dream Team stretch, and the obvious conclusion, the only
plausible conclusion, was that he’d taken the creature from her apartment,
stashed it with his socks when he got undressed, and forgot the whole thing by
the time he awoke the next day. It wasn’t like him to steal
something. He weighed the rabbit in his palm, trying to imagine why he would
have taken it. Out of spite? Out of sheer cussed alcoholic meanness? Maybe he’d meant to ask her
about it, where she got it or who’d carved it, some damn thing, and took it
into the bedroom to show it to her. And then forgot about it until he got home,
and figured he’d find some way to return it to her in the morning, and . . . It seemed more likely that he
would have picked it up on his way out the door. Hadn’t they argued? They’d had
some kind of drunken sex, and followed it with some kind of drunken argument.
But he couldn’t remember the details, and didn’t know what he could trust of
what he did seem to remember. Suppose the worst. Suppose the argument got out
of hand. Suppose she slapped him, or said something that got to him. Suppose he
got his hands on her throat, just to shut her up, just to let her know she’d
crossed a line, and suppose she taunted him, said he wouldn’t dare, called him
an impotent cripple, and suppose his hands tightened. He’d have been drunker than he
realized. Drunk enough to do it, too drunk to remember it. Drunk enough,
certainly, to take something with him as he left, for a souvenir of the
occasion, say, or just because it caught his eye. Most pet shop sales, he’d
read somewhere, were to men who got drunk and suddenly decided that they had to
bring home a puppy. Could he have felt a similar need for a bunny rabbit? He looked at the thing again.
Much as he wished he’d never seen it, he had to concede it was not without
appeal. And he’d admired Zuni carvings in the window of Common Ground and other
local shops. He’d never felt the need to own one, but they were the sort of
thing that, seized suddenly by a fit of drunken kleptomania, he might have
reached for. And, God help him, he’d have
been capable of killing. How close had he come, really, to killing Penny all
those years ago? He’d never laid a hand on her,
but in the story that sprang from the nonincident, and in the book he was writing
now, the wife had died; the young husband had changed his mind, but too late. In the novel, the man got away
with murder. But he hadn’t really gotten away with anything, for all his life
from that day on was shaped and colored by that simple act of murder. And, as
the story unfolded on the page (or unscrolled upon the screen), it was becoming
evident that the protagonist was still a murderer, that he still sought
solutions to problems without regard to their moral implications, and that,
before the book was done, he would kill again. But that was just a book,
wasn’t it? It was his attempt to construct out of his imagination a logical
series of consequences to an event that had never taken place. It didn’t prove
anything, did it? Christ, suppose he killed her. THERE
WAS REALLY NOTHING like denial. It was a
powerful tool; used wisely, it could get you through a lot of bad days. He spent the weekend cloaked
in it, acting as if nothing had changed since he’d seen an unwelcome bit of
brightness in his sock drawer. It meant nothing, he told himself, and acted
accordingly. He made some phone calls, answered his e-mail, and worked on his
book. He’d thought it might be hard to slip back into the alternate universe of
the novel, thought the blue rabbit might have understandably thrown him off
stride, but all he had to do was sit down at the keyboard, and a few mouse
clicks took him out of his world and into the far more comfortable world of
Harry Brubaker. Comfortable for him, because he was there as an observer and
reporter. It wasn’t all that comfortable for Harry, and it was going to get a
lot worse. While he worked, the rabbit
sat on a shelf, next to the thesaurus, which he never used, and the dictionary,
which he used less now that his word-processing program had a good spell-check
feature. (Beside them stood Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations, which he
used far too frequently; he would grab it to check something, and the next
thing he knew an hour had gone by.) Now and then he would glance over at the
rabbit. It was ridiculous, even dangerous, to keep it—but he sort of liked
having it there. By Monday, when Tracy
Morgensen called, he knew about Friday night’s three firebombings. Well, no, he hadn’t. But he
couldn’t really tour right now anyway. “Because you’re working on a
new book. Yes, I know, and we’re all excited. They didn’t tell me the title. Do
you know what it’s going to be?” He said he didn’t. She ran
down a list of things she was working on. All local, she said, so he wouldn’t
have to travel, in order to keep any interference with his writing time to a
minimum. He told her that was just as well, because he wasn’t sure if he was
allowed to leave the state, given that he was currently out on bail and charged
with homicide. That stopped her right in her chirpy little tracks, but only for
a minute, and then they were back to work, figuring out what shows he would go
on, what reporters would get to interview him. By Thursday, when he went
downtown to be Lenny Lopate’s guest on WNYC radio, the police had released a
photo of the Carpenter. Friday’s papers carried the NAILED! and GOTCHA!
headlines, and he’d watched coverage on New York One and read a long
story in the Times before he walked over to The questions didn’t make
sense to him, but that wasn’t the point; they were in this together, she trying
to write something that would pass for news, he looking to get some ink and
sell some books. And, while he was at it, to give the public at large the
impression that he was one of the good guys. Maury Winters had made the
latter point when he’d asked the lawyer if it was all right to go on the air.
“It’s a godsend,” Winters told him. “Anything about Fairchild, the charges, the
trial, you smile and explain you’re not allowed to talk about it. You get some
prick won’t leave you alone on the subject, you stand up and walk out. Anything
else, you’re helpful, you smile a lot, you think crime’s a terrible thing, you
think the police do an outstanding job, you’ll be glad when this Carpenter momzer’s
locked up and the city can get back to normal. As for you, all you want to
do is sit home and write books. And John? They want to interview you, you meet
them somewhere. They’ll want to come to your apartment, they’ll want to
photograph you at your desk, or in front of a wall of your books. Your
apartment’s off limits. You don’t want ’em nosing around in your things. Meet
in the park, meet for coffee. They keep asking the wrong questions, you can get
up and leave. That’s not so easy to do when you’re already home. You meet a
cute one, you want to fool around, go to her place. If she’s married, go get a
room.” The News reporter was
cute, in an angular, hard-bitten sort of way, but she wasn’t his type, nor did
he sense that he was hers. At the end she turned off her tape recorder and put
away her notepad and said that was fine, she’d be able to get a nice feature
out of what he’d given her. They both lit fresh cigarettes,
and he asked how long she’d been at the paper, and how she’d decided on
journalism. And she said what she really wanted was to write fiction, and that
she’d almost enrolled for his workshop at the “You’d have been
shortchanged,” he said. “They canceled the last two classes.” She said, “Why?” and then
winced when she figured it out; they’d canceled the classes because the teacher
had been arrested for murder. “I’ll bet I wouldn’t have felt shortchanged,” she
said, recovering nicely. “I’ll bet you’re a good teacher.” “I didn’t do much,” he said.
“Teaching writing is like practicing medicine. The Hippocratic Oath, I mean—First,
do no harm. Mostly I just encouraged them to write. The good ones, that’s
all they need. The others, well, nothing’s going to help them, and at least
they’re writing.” She got out her pad and made
him repeat all that and wrote it down. Then she said she guessed he wouldn’t be
doing any more teaching, and he agreed that he was probably done with that. She
paid for the coffee and they shook hands and he went home. A
FEW DAYS LATER, he had lunch with
Esther Blinkoff. He met her at the Crown offices, where she took him around and
showed him off to ten or a dozen people whose hands he shook and whose names he
promptly forgot. The younger ones seemed a little in awe of him, and he wasn’t
sure whether it was the size of his contract or the fact that he was going to
be tried for homicide. Young or old, they all told him how excited they were at
the prospect of working with him. At an elegant French-Asian
restaurant on “Roz said as much,” she said,
“but I thought I would try. Actually, I think you’re right not to show work in
progress. The only reason writers do it is it gives them a chance to stop work
while they wait for a reaction from us, and the only reason we want to see
chapters along the way is to assure ourselves that the writer’s actually doing
something, not just drinking up the advance.” She patted his hand. “Present
company excepted, I hardly need add. Oh, I have some good news. We just
increased the print order on both books, Daughter and Blue Skies. They’re
good solid books, John, and I’m afraid we underpublished them the first time
around. Of course we’ve had some personnel changes since then.” “For the better, as far as I’m
concerned.” “Thank you, and I have to say
I believe you’re right. I think it’s wonderful that those two books are getting
a second chance in hardcover, and He’d long since decided
against A Nice Place to Start, and had had several working titles since,
tentative successors to Fucked If I Know. The current favorite was Darker
Than Water, and he mentioned it with some reluctance; if she didn’t like
it, they weren’t off to the best possible start, and if she loved it he was
stuck with it. “Meaning blood,” she said
immediately. “As in thicker than water, but darker instead. John,
I think it’s very good. It sounds dark, obviously, and it has the feel of a
thriller title, but at the same time it’s subtle enough so that there’s a
literary feel to it. And it’s short enough so that the art director won’t have
a hard time getting it to look good on the mass-market paperback.” She’d heard him on New York
& Company, and said he’d come across well. Lopate made it easy for his
guests, he told her, and she agreed, but said he was effective in his own
right. “And that’s important,” she said. “It didn’t used to be, and maybe it
shouldn’t be, but the business has changed. How do you feel about touring? Not
this fall, we’ve ruled that out even if it were possible, but for Darker
Than Water.” “If I’m free to tour, I’m all
for it.” “Free to tour. Let’s see now.
In the most tentative way, because the last thing I want to do is put pressure
on you, we’ve sort of penciled the book into our schedule for October of 2003.
I know there’s going to have to be a trial—do you mind talking about this?” “No, of course not.” “Well, we’re certainly not
going to publish before next October, and wouldn’t you think the trial
will be over by then?” “It seems likely,” he said.
“And if I’m acquitted, I’ll be happy to go anywhere you send me.” “If you’re acquitted. John, I
don’t think there’s the slightest doubt you’ll be acquitted.” “I think there might be a
little doubt over on “At the Manhattan DA’s office?
I honestly don’t know why they don’t drop the charges. I’m sure that lunatic
killed her. He seems to have killed everybody else who died in the past six
months.” They’d collected a full set of
Harbinger’s fingerprints from the Upper West Side apartment he’d abandoned, and
someone had matched a thumb print to a previously unidentifiable print left on
a quart can of charcoal lighter found in the ashes of a blaze in the Bronx back
in the early spring. That was strong evidence that the Carpenter had already
been plying his trade well before the As were his whereabouts. The
Carpenter had stayed at the same Midtown flophouse for several days after his
attack on the three Since then there’d been no end
of sightings, no end of squad cars dispatched to locations throughout the five
boroughs. But nothing had panned out. William Boyce Harbinger, aka the
Carpenter, had vanished from the earth or into it. OVER
COFFEE HE SAID, “Actually, there’s a
possibility the charges might be dropped. That’s what my attorney’s pushing
for.” “I should hope so. That’s
Maury Winters, if I’m not mistaken? Now there’s a man who could write a book.
Of course his best stories are probably ones he’s not allowed to tell.” They traded Maury Winters
stories and then Creighton felt sufficiently at ease to raise a question that
had been bothering him. “If there was no case,” he said. “If it turned out
Harbinger somehow got into the woman’s apartment and killed her—” “Which I’m convinced is what
happened.” “Well, would it be harmful
from a publishing standpoint? If there was no trial, and the story more or less
petered out?” “And would we consequently
drop you like a hot rock? John, you don’t need to go on trial for your life in
order to become a star. You’re a star already.” “That’s very nice, but my
sales figures—” “A, never amounted to much,
and B, are meaningless at this point. You’re a man who’s been the focus of
considerable attention, and on the strength of that plus your unquestioned
talent and ability and, I must say, an agent with more savvy than most, you’ve
become a writer able to command a three-million-dollar advance. Which I was
thrilled to pay, and not because I had hopes that you’d say something poignant
on Court TV, or have a second career as an astronaut and be the first man to
set foot on Mars. As far as promotion and publicity are concerned, you’re
already as hot a ticket as you have to be.” “I wasn’t sure.” “Well, be sure. John, I didn’t
just make a deal for one book. I bought your whole backlist, which we’ll bring
out in paper a month before we do Darker Than Water in hardcover, and I
like that title more and more, I hope you go on liking it yourself. Where was
I?” “The backlist.” “The backlist, which we’ll
sell the hell out of, trust me, but let me remind you that we also bought Darker
Than Water plus the book that comes after it. You’re not even thinking
about that second book, and there’s no reason why you should be, but I’m
thinking about it, and I’m thinking of the books you’ll write after that, which
we haven’t contracted for but will when the time comes. I want you at Crown
until the end of time, John, or until I retire, whichever comes first, and
that’s not because I think I can milk a few sales out of a few newspaper
headlines. So all I want is for you to live and be well and write some terrific
books, and if that lunatic walked into a police station tomorrow and confessed
to everything from the Lindbergh kidnapping on, and said that oh, by the way,
there was a woman he strangled on Charles Street, John, I’d be the second
happiest person on the planet.” “The second happiest? Oh,
because I’d be the happiest.” “Wouldn’t you? And I’ll tell
you something else, just from a purely promotional standpoint, and that’s to
have a best-selling author who it turns out was falsely accused of a crime
committed by the notorious Carpenter—John, if you were a publicist, do you
think you’d have much trouble getting a little media coverage for somebody like
that?” She sighed. “But first they have to catch the son of a bitch, and the
sooner the better. How he must hate us!” “Us?” “New Yorkers. For living when
his children died. And his wife, or do you think he killed her himself?” There’d been speculation to
that effect; the physician, long the Harbinger family doctor, admitted under
questioning that he’d signed the death certificate without looking too closely.
It had looked like a suicide to him, and out of sympathy to the widower he’d
written cardiac arrest in the space for cause of death. Which was true
enough, in that the woman’s heart had indeed ceased to beat. The cremation, and the
subsequent disappearance of the ashes, made it forever impossible to determine
whether Carole Harbinger’s death had or had not been at her husband’s hands.
Whether it was part of his problem, in other words, or part of his solution. He said, “I don’t know if he
hates us. I don’t know what it is that drives him. The Curry Hill murders, the
bloodbath that got him his name, that looked like a thrill killing, but that’s
not what drives this guy. I don’t see him as having any fun.” “God, I should hope not!” “I can sort of imagine what
somebody like that might be going through. Feeling so much pain, so much loss,
and having to do something about it. I’m not presuming to guess how it is with
this particular guy, but I can imagine how it might be.” Esther Blinkoff sat back,
folded her hands. “There’s your next book,” she said. HE
FELT A LITTLE silly buying the cornmeal. He picked it up at the
Gristedes on The smallest package was eight
ounces, and he figured that would last awhile. He’d been walking home from
another coffee shop interview, this one at Reggio on On the way home, a shop window
caught his eye. Someone had arranged a desert diorama, with sand and cacti and,
incongruously, quartz crystals and other mineral specimens. But what got his
attention was a group of stone carvings of animals, fetishes similar to the
turquoise rabbit. There were no rabbits, but there were several bears (unlikely
in a desert, you would think) along with some dogs and other creatures he
couldn’t identify. He entered the shop, and found
a glass case with a great many more fetishes, some an inch long that could have
been stamped out with a cookie cutter, others very elaborately and
realistically crafted, including an eagle whose every feather was defined and a
snarling bobcat or lynx that looked positively fierce. The shop attendant, a black
girl with her hair fixed in blond cornrows and rings on six of her fingers,
explained what the fetishes were. The bear was a powerful figure in the Native
American cosmology, he learned, and thus was the most common subject for
carvers, even in areas where actual bears could not be found. And what he’d
taken for dogs were in fact coyotes, and the coyote was the great trickster of
Indian folk myths. “Wile E. Coyote,” he said. “Except he’s the one who gets
tricked all the time. This one’s probably a badger, and of course you get owls
and birds. Here’s a rabbit, an owl, a frog. A buffalo, you see plenty of them.” And would he like to take one
of them home and feed it? He said he didn’t think so, that a friend had given
him a fetish and he just wanted to get some sense of what it was and what to do
with it. Did you pray to them? “I don’t think so,” she said.
“I think you sort of honor their spirits, you know? And absorb their energy.
And of course you have to feed them.” And she’d explained about the cornmeal,
and showed him a selection of small shallow dishes suitable for the purpose.
The nicest one was a piece of lustrous black pottery and he was astonished to
learn they wanted forty-five dollars for it. “It’s But he liked the black one,
and said he’d take it. While she was wrapping it he said he bet there was a lot
she could tell him about the fetishes and pottery, and that he’d really like to
take her to dinner and learn more. She smiled, her whole face
lighting up, and touched one of the rings on her left hand. “Now this gets sort
of lost in the shuffle here,” she said, “but it’s a wedding band.” He started
to apologize, but she told him not to, that she was flattered. “You ever see me
without the ring,” she said, “ask me again, okay?” A
FEW DAYS AGO he’d moved some books
to create a niche for the rabbit. Now he spooned cornmeal into the black dish
and placed it in front of the little animal. He checked his messages,
returned a call from Roz. She was holding off on foreign sales until she had Darker
Than Water in hand, but reported that his French publishers wanted to renew
contracts on his earlier titles, and to acquire one book they’d passed on first
time around. Nothing succeeded like
success. There were two other messages,
but not ones he wanted to respond to. He erased them and sat down at the
keyboard, and the book drew him in almost instantly, and the next thing he knew
it was dark outside and he was hungry. He saved his work, ran spell-check, and
printed out the day’s pages. While they were printing he picked up the phone
and ordered Chinese food. He could have gone out, but he
hardly ever did, except for interviews. The phone rang more frequently these
days, with old friends who’d avoided him after the arrest now eager to pick up
where they’d left off. He was cordial enough, but found himself turning down
dates, pleading the pressures of work. He gave the same excuse to a couple of
new friends, if that’s what they were— people he’d met that magical night at
Stelli’s, who hadn’t dropped him earlier because they hadn’t even known him
then. He didn’t bear resentments toward the old friends—at least he didn’t
think he did—and he didn’t want to reject the overtures of the new friends. But
he really didn’t feel very social. He wondered how much the
rabbit had to do with this. Not its mystical energy,
nothing like that. Just the enormous fact of its presence, because until he’d
come upon it in his sock drawer he’d been looking forward to an expansion of
his social activities, to nights at the Kettle and the Corner Bistro, to field
trips uptown to Stelli’s. Dinners at fine restaurants, and night games at Shea,
and the company of women. He looked at the rabbit,
serene enough in front of its dish of cornmeal. He heard Bogart’s voice in his
head, speaking in haiku: Of all the sock drawers In all the towns in the
world You hopped into mine . . . Hitting on the girl who’d sold
him the little black dish had been spontaneous, and more of a surprise to him
than to her. It was probably just as well she’d had a husband, or invented one.
Jesus, she was half his age, and what would they talk about when they ran out of
Zuni fetishes and And suppose she’d come back to
his apartment, and wanted to see his fetish? Suppose she recognized it, suppose
she’d sold it to Marilyn Fairchild? That wasn’t as far-fetched as it sounded; He went over and took another
look at the rabbit. Was he supposed to name it? That was something he could
have asked the girl. He wasn’t inclined to think of a name for it. He had to name
characters, every little walk-on in Harry Brubaker’s life needed a name and a
history and that made him think of the biblical folk tale of Adam in the
garden, required to assign names to all the animals. It felt presumptuous, like
playing God, when he arbitrarily assigned names and back stories to characters,
but maybe it was more a matter of playing Adam. The first day or two, he’d
figured he had to get rid of the rabbit. It was dangerous to have it in his
possession, and he was just lucky beyond belief that the cops hadn’t found it
when they’d come looking for it. How likely would they be to overlook it a
second time? He thought of ways to dispose
of the rabbit, simple things like dropping it into a sewer, more elaborate
strategies like walking a few blocks west and tossing it off a pier into the But for some reason he wanted
it. He liked the thing, and wasn’t
that nutty? Although, if you thought about it, it wasn’t all that surprising.
If he’d liked it enough to swipe it in the first place, why shouldn’t he go on
liking it? Had he somehow killed her for
it? Had she caught him taking it, and called him on it, and had that triggered
the fight that left her dead? He could see how that might have happened, but
that was the trouble, he could imagine anything and everything. He’d keep it, he decided. At
least until it was time to buy more cornmeal. HER
CARD WAS STILL in his sock drawer. Susan Pomerance, who sold folk
and outsider art, and what was a turquoise rabbit if not folk art? Probably not
the sort of thing she dealt in, but she very likely knew something about the
art of the southwestern tribes. Come up and see my fetish—how
was that for an opening line? Did he even need an opening
line? She’d made her interest clear enough. All that had been required of him
was that he call her the next day, or the day after, and they could follow her
script. But he hadn’t called. He’d
found the rabbit, and walked around in a daze for a few days, and then forgot
about her and her calling card, and now far too much time had elapsed. Hi,
this is John Creighton, I’ve had better things to think about than you, but I’m
horny as a toad right now, so why don’t you come on over? Yeah, right. She was good-looking, too, and
more age-appropriate and culture-appropriate than the girl he’d hit on. But
he’d waited too long, and that was that. Might as well throw her card
away. Then again, it wouldn’t hurt
to hang on to it. MAURY
WINTERS SAID, “BEEN a while,
boychik. I feel like we’ve been in touch on account of I keep reading about you
in the papers.” “Have I been overdoing it,
Maury?” “No, it’s good, the publicity.
The more you show up as an important figure in the arts, the more absurd it is
that you should be accused of a crime. Listen, you remember Fabrizzio?” “Vividly.” “Yeah, she makes an
impression. She also made an offer.” “Oh?” “And I report it to you
because I have to, but I also have to advise you very strongly to turn it down.
What she offers is for you to plead to second-degree manslaughter, with a
sentencing recommendation of three to five years. You’d do the minimum and be
out in under three.” “I see.” “Now the only interesting
thing about this offer,” Winters said, “is that she made it, and believe me,
she had a tough time getting the words out. The only reason she’d offer a plea
to Man Two is her case is looking a little worse every day, and what she wants
and what her boss wants is for it to go away. And the reason I’m even bothering
you with it is because I’m going to turn it down, thanks but no thanks, and
then she’ll ask me what I want, and I’ll say I want her to drop the charges
altogether, and she’ll make another offer.” “Which will be what?” “My guess? Involuntary
manslaughter, a year or two, whatever the code calls for, and the sentence
suspended so you got no time to serve.” “Really.” “That’s my guess. And that’s
where we have a decision to make.” He thought for a moment. “I’d
have to allocute,” he said. “That’s exactly correct, but
how do you even happen to know the word, if you don’t mind my asking?” “TV.” “Of course, how else? Now
everybody can talk like a lawyer. Yes, you’d have to allocute. You’d have to
stand up in front of God and everybody, which includes the judge and the media,
and tell how you happened to kill Fairchild.” “Which I didn’t do.” “Which you have always
maintained you didn’t do, but you’d have to say you did. Now I can’t advise you
to lie, but someone in a similar position could say that his partner had been
choking on something, had appeared unable to breathe, and consequently he’d
taken hold of her and tried to assist her by shaking her, and it so happened he
was holding her by the neck, and the shaking didn’t help, and the next thing he
knew . . . well, you get the point.” “Yes.” “If she offers it and if we
take it, which is a lot of ifs for one sentence, you do no time whatsoever.
That’s the good news, but the bad news is you’re on record as saying you did
it. Anybody on the inside’ll know it’s a formality, but the general public’s
only going to know that you stood up in court and admitted you killed the
woman. You’ve got a felony conviction on your record, and yes, you’re free to
walk around, but so’s OJ, and there’s not a whole lot of people inviting him
over for dinner, or trying to fix him up with their sisters. Other hand, when
it comes to prison, there’s a world of difference between being inside and
being out.” “What would you advise,
Maury?” “At this stage,” he said, “I
wouldn’t, because what’s to advise when there isn’t an offer on the table? This
is just a heads-up, John, so you can start thinking about it. Meanwhile,
remember that green rabbit those bozos came around looking for?” “Blue.” “Huh?” “It said blue on the warrant.” “I stand corrected. Let’s hope
they find that Carpenter putz, and they search him head to toe, and when they
look up his ass, lo and behold, there’s the rabbit. Then you won’t have to
decide what to do about the offer Fabrizzio hasn’t made yet.” COULD
HE STAND UP in court and say he’d
done it? If he was innocent, could he
proclaim himself guilty? If he was guilty, could he admit it, make it a matter
of record? And suppose he didn’t know?
Suppose he couldn’t really say one way or the other? twenty-two HE
HAD BEEN the hunter. Now he was
the hunted. It had changed so suddenly. The Carpenter, they called
him. At first it had been the Curry Hill Carpenter, when they had no idea who
he was or what he’d done beyond the triple murder on Just the Carpenter, now. After
that Friday night, after they’d been clever enough to see that the firebombings
were his work as well, one newspaper referred to him as the Curry Hill-Chelsea
Carpenter, but that was cumbersome and not as catchy. Since then, of course, they’d
matched a fingerprint and knew about the The Carpenter. He’d disliked
the name initially, irked at the way they were fixated on the physical
implements he’d used on a single occasion, the hammer and the chisel. (They
didn’t even know about the screwdriver.) He grew more accepting of the
sobriquet as he came to see it as pointing up the workmanlike nature of his
efforts. And then one day it struck him that the word was more appropriate than
they could consciously realize, for wasn’t a carpenter more than a worker, more
than the simple practitioner of a trade? Wasn’t he, first and foremost, a
builder? Reading the stories, one
realized that they missed the point, that they saw only the destructive aspect
of what he was doing. They had no way of knowing that he tore down only to
rebuild, took life only to renew life. They had no understanding of sacrifice,
his or anyone else’s. And yet they must, on some
unconscious level. That wasn’t why they named him the Carpenter, that was the
natural result of his use of the tools, reinforced by the happy alliteration of
craft and neighborhood. But perhaps that was why the name stuck, why they clung
to it after they knew his name. He was a carpenter, a builder, and he was
building their city, and would go on with his mission while he had breath in
his body. YOU’D
THINK THEY’D HAVE caught him by
now. At the beginning, he took it
for granted he’d be caught, and didn’t expect it would take long. When he
watched firefighters battle the blaze on And he’d have told them why.
They might not have understood, but he’d have made the effort. But no one approached him, or
even looked twice at him. And in the weeks that followed he realized that no
one ever looked twice at him, that he might have been invisible for all the
attention he received. When he was a boy he used to
like a radio program about a character named Lamont Cranston, alias the Shadow.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows. The
Shadow, an announcer explained each week, had the power to cloud men’s minds so
they could not see him. And didn’t he have that power? Except he achieved it through
no exercise of will. And he wondered if it might not be an effect of the losses
he had sustained, the four sacrifices that had set him upon his own sacrificial
mission. Could not those deaths, coming one upon another as they did, have
taken away bits of his own very self? He had not felt the same since then, and
knew he never would. Was it not possible that part of what he’d lost had been
that quality that commanded attention from others? He was not literally
invisible, like Lamont Cranston, but when people did see him he didn’t make
much of an impression on their awareness. They took no notice of him and
retained no memory of him. As time passed, he came to
take his invisibility for granted, to view it as a protective shield that would
guarantee him invulnerability while he did his terrible work. He’d continued to
take precautions, he’d made sure no one was looking when he hurled his jars of
gasoline and when he wielded his razor, but he no longer expected to be
captured, or even seen. He hadn’t even thought about
security cameras. Nor had he fully appreciated the nature of the manhunt that
would be an immediate result of the three It was hard now to recall why
he’d established that pattern in the first place. He’d seen and recognized the
young man; following him, it seemed as if he was being specifically led to the
sites of his next sacrifices. It hadn’t occurred to him to question this at the
time, and now, looking back on it, he failed to see what his purpose might have
been. You couldn’t say it had no rhyme or reason. It had rhyme, certainly, but
the reason was less readily apparent. No matter. It was done. HE
SAT AT THE window, watching the city. The apartment was a
comfortable one, light and airy, comfortably furnished, with two window air
conditioners that kept the place almost too cool throughout an August heat
wave. It was spacious as well, occupying the entire top floor of a narrow
three-story frame house on Evelyn Crispin, the woman whose
apartment this was, was one such person. She was fifty-one years old, and
worked as a legal secretary at a Wall Street law firm. She had been married in
her twenties, and a wedding picture in a frame on her dresser showed her as a
young and pretty bride, standing beside a beaming groom. He’d died a few years
later, killed in an automobile accident, and shortly thereafter she’d moved to The cat, nameless or not,
demanded periodically to be fed. It did so now, weaving itself around his
ankles, rubbing its body against him to attract his attention. He went into the
kitchen, got a can of cat food from the cupboard. There were only two left on
the shelf, and when they were gone he’d have to figure out what to do about the
cat. He opened the can, spooned the
food into its dish, placed the dish on the floor. Watching the animal eat, he
was reminded that he ought to eat something himself, and opened a can of lentil
soup and another of roast beef hash, which on balance did not look all that
different from what he’d just fed to the cat. He heated the soup in a saucepan
and the hash in a frying pan, transferred the contents to a bowl and a plate,
and sat at the kitchen table to eat his meal. When the cat hopped up onto the
table to investigate, he took it by the scruff of the neck and tossed it across
the room. That would do for now, but next meal it would try again; the beast
was capable of learning, but not of retaining what it learned. When he was finished eating he
washed his dishes in the sink, wiped them dry with a red-and-white checkered
dishtowel, and put them away. He was, he thought, the ideal tenant. He washed
the dishes, made the bed, and fed the cat. He even watered the plants, although
he suspected he was overwatering at least one of them. He checked the refrigerator’s
freezer compartment, and it had obligingly made ice of the water he’d put in
the ice cube trays. He filled a bucket with the cubes, refilled all four trays
with tap water, and dumped the bucket of ice cubes in the bathtub. Then he
closed the bathroom door and returned to the front room and his chair by the
window. HE
MISSED HIS BOOKS, his histories,
his diaries of old New Yorkers. As far as he knew, they were still in his
storage locker in In The phone rang, and he let it
ring. There was an answering machine, but he’d disconnected it, not wanting
people leaving messages. There weren’t many calls, and this was the day’s
first. There’d been a call early on
from her office, and he’d returned that call the following morning, explaining
that Ms. Crispin had been called out of town suddenly for a family emergency,
that she’d asked him, a neighbor and friend, to notify them, and that it was
impossible to say when she might return. Two days later he called them again to
report that her aunt had in fact died, that Ms. Crispin was the woman’s sole heir,
and would remain in So there wouldn’t be any more
calls from the office. She had a bookcase full of
books, mostly paperback novels, but one illustrated volume called Lost
Brooklyn, filled with photographs of buildings, many of them quite
magnificent, which had fallen to the wrecking ball. He liked looking at the
pictures and pondering the transitory nature of all things, even buildings. But
he couldn’t get transported by pictures as he could by text. HE
HAD PLENTY OF money. Before they’d
identified him, before they put his picture in the paper, he’d realized that
his days of anonymity were over. Accordingly he’d used the ATM, drawing the
$800 daily maximum for three days in succession. His expenses were lower now,
too, since he couldn’t go to a hotel, or eat in a restaurant. The $2,400 he’d
drawn would last him for the time that remained to him. Before he found the Then he found Evelyn Crispin’s
apartment, and his life became less of a struggle. She had a cupboard and
refrigerator full of food, and a soft bed for him to sleep in, and a
comfortable chair and a television set with cable reception. She had neighbors,
too, but he never saw them. He left the apartment after two a.m. and returned
before five, and never encountered anyone. Every day that he stayed out
of sight, the likelihood of their capturing him diminished. The hunt would go
on indefinitely, but the public, with its eight million pairs of eyes, had a
notoriously short attention span. Look how quickly they’d forgotten all about
the man who’d sent anthrax through the mails. Other stories were already
competing for their notice, and the Carpenter’s facial features, not that
sharply delineated in their photo to begin with, would blur and soften and
recede from the forefront of their collective memory. Before long he would be
invisible again. SOMEONE
WAS RINGING THE doorbell, knocking
on the door. He’d been drifting, lost in
reverie, not asleep but not entirely awake, either, and now he sprang from his
chair and turned toward the door. Someone had a key in it and was turning the
lock. They couldn’t get in, he’d thrown the bolt, but he had to do something. He picked up a knife in the
kitchen, then went to the door, called, “Yes? Who is it?” “It’s Carlos,” a voice said.
“Come to check on Miz Crispin. You want to open the door?” “I can’t,” he said. “I was in
the shower and I heard you banging on the door. You’ve upset the cat terribly.” “I don’t want to upset
nobody,” Carlos said. “Where’s the lady? Been days now and nobody’s seen her.” “She’s out of town,” he said.
“Didn’t you get the note she left?” “What note?” “She’s in A woman’s voice said, “ “In “I know she’s from “I just wanted to make sure
she was all right,” Carlos said. “She’s fine,” he said. “I had
a postcard from her the other day. Come around tomorrow and I’ll show it to
you.” “No, I don’t have to see no
postcard. I just. . .” “Listen,” he said, “the
water’s still running in the shower. You’re good to be concerned. She’s
fortunate to have such good neighbors.” “I’m the super. This building
and three others on the block. I’m sort of responsible, you know what I mean?” “I do,” he said, “and I
appreciate it.” He stood there, gripping the
knife, until he heard their footsteps reach the bottom of the stairs. HE
WAS GOING TO have to decide about
fingerprints. To leave them or to wipe them
away? There were persuasive arguments on both sides. If they found his
fingerprints, and thus knew he’d taken refuge here on On the other hand, he’d be far
from Boerum Hill, far from all of He could picture Carlos on Live
at Five, interviewed by a vacuous reporter on the steps of the Yes, let them find his prints.
Let them dread the Carpenter. It wouldn’t make things that much more dangerous
for him, and he didn’t have to stay away from them for that much longer. It was already well into
August. IN
THE MORNING, HE thought, Carlos
would start to wonder. Perhaps he should meet Evelyn Crispin’s friend face to
face, instead of having to talk with him through a door. Time to be going. He undressed, and put all of
his clothes in her washing machine, sitting patiently at the window until it
was time to switch them to the dryer. When they were dry he laid out the
clothes he would put on when he awoke, packed the rest into a navy-blue
backpack he’d found in one of the closets. One of the small drawers in
the kitchen held hardware—pliers, regular and Phillips-head screwdrivers, a
hammer, a tape measure, a jar full of assorted nails and screws. He took out
the hammer, and went through the jar to select the largest nail. It was a
formidable thing, three inches long, and thick. He put the hammer and nail on
the kitchen counter and closed the drawer. The freezer had done its work,
and the ice cubes had hardened. He collected the cubes in a bucket, refilled
the trays, dumped the bucket in the bathtub. He wet a washcloth and gave
himself a sponge bath, then got into her bed. The air conditioner, running full
blast, had the room like an icebox, and he used both blankets. He awoke at a quarter after
two, dressed in the clothes he’d laid out, moving quietly to avoid disturbing
the neighbor a flight below. The cat, whom he’d locked out of the bedroom, was
busy rubbing against his ankles, signaling its hunger. He glanced down at the
cat, then over at the hammer he’d left handy on the kitchen counter. He opened a can of cat food,
fed the animal, and had a look at the ice cube trays, but the thin skin of ice
yielded to his fingertip when he tested a cube. He watered the plants, except
for the one that showed signs of overwatering, and freshened the water in the
cat’s bowl. Then he picked up the hammer and the nail and went into the
bathroom, where Evelyn Crispin lay faceup in a tub of water in which some ice
cubes, still not entirely melted, lay floating. He’d started with bags of ice
from a bodega on There were bruises on Evelyn
Crispin’s cheek and temple, where he had struck her, and marks on her neck,
where he had strangled her. He gazed down at her and felt something for her,
but he couldn’t say exactly what it was. Pity? Perhaps. He knelt at the side of the
tub, and his lip curled in distaste for what he was about to do. He took no joy
in the act, but, like everything he did, it was not without purpose. He pounded the nail into the
very center of her forehead. Shortly after three, he donned
the backpack and slipped out the door, careful not to let the cat follow him
out. He locked the door behind him, and made his way silently down the two
flights of stairs. No light was visible under the doors of his neighbors on the
lower two floors. He guessed they were sleeping soundly, and was careful not to
interrupt their sleep.
It was a nice night for a
walk, and he was in no hurry. He turned left, and walked at a brisk but
unhurried pace through the summer night. The backpack, he decided, was better
than a suitcase, better than a tote bag or shopping bag. It left his hands
free, and seemed less a burden altogether. He was glad he’d noticed it in the
closet, glad he’d decided to put it to use. Just a few more weeks, he
thought. Waiting on the deserted subway
platform, he tried to think what he would do—not right away, but when it was
time. The Carpenter’s final action, the triumphant event in which he was part
of the sacrifice, was his bid for greatness, and he couldn’t think what it
might be. He knew when it would happen, but not what form it would take. But it wasn’t something you
could think of, was it? He had a seat on a bench, folded his hands in his lap,
and, waiting for his train, he waited, too, for the answer to be revealed to
him. twenty-three FOR
THE FIRST time, the Carpenter had
signed his work. The Post called it a direct response to their
headline. They’d depicted him with a nail in his forehead, and he’d left his
latest victim mutilated in just such a fashion. While quick to take credit, if
that’s what it was, the newspaper was just as quick to absolve itself of any
responsibility in the matter. Medical evidence, they pointed out, established
beyond question that the woman had lain dead for days in that tub of ice water
before her killer had added his final grisly touch. The News called it a
challenge to the authorities. The Carpenter was taunting the police, daring
them to catch him. No doubt he blamed the police for failing to prevent the
9/11 tragedy that took his family from him, and this was his revenge. The Times interviewed a
forensic psychiatrist, who pointed out that the Carpenter, who had always
sought anonymity in the past, had now gone public, seeking the credit for his
latest murder. He had now reached the stage where he actively desired to get
caught, and would no doubt behave accordingly, taking greater risks, making
less effort to avoid arrest, and very likely raising the stakes by committing
crimes on an increasingly grand scale. Fran Buckram first learned of
the Boerum Hill murder from a TV newscast. He went out and bought all three
papers and read the coverage in each, then turned on New York One to see if
there’d been any further developments. There were none, then or in the days
that followed, but the story continued to get a lot of play in the media
despite the lack of anything you could call news. Different experts contributed
theories and observations, and reporters polled ordinary citizens throughout
the metropolitan area to get their remarkably uninformed opinions. Everyone
with even a passing acquaintance with Evelyn Crispin, at the law firm where
she’d worked and in her Boerum Hill neighborhood, was encouraged to offer an
appraisal of the woman’s character and lament her horrible death. How had the Carpenter picked
her? What was it in her life that made him choose to end it? Why, having
evidently killed the woman immediately upon gaining access to her apartment,
had he cohabited with her corpse for well over a week? (This had not been
intended to infer, the Times explained the following day, that there had
been any sexual contact between Ms. Crispin and Mr. Harbinger, either before or
after her demise, such contact having been specifically ruled out by postmortem
examination. The day after that, the paper printed a second Corrections notice,
stating that the word infer in the previous day’s follow-up should of
course have been imply.) Buckram, who made it his
business to read everything printed on the subject, thought that they were
missing the point. He had a pretty good idea how the Carpenter had selected his
victim. He hung out in the neighborhood and kept his eyes open, which seemed to
be something he was good at, and painstaking about. He looked for someone who
lived alone, whose apartment he could go to and from without passing through a
lobby. He’d picked her out for convenience, and had killed her not because her
death was part of his plan (whatever his plan might be), but because he wanted
her apartment. So he could hide out in it. You didn’t need to be a Feebie
profiler in a cheap suit or a Freudian with a Viennese accent to work it out.
You didn’t have to think like a psychopath, either. It was, as far as he could
make out, pretty much a matter of common sense. The son of a bitch was so hot
he was on fire, with a whole police force turning the city inside out looking
for him. They’d found his bank account and frozen it, found his storage locker
and cleaned it out. He had no access to money or possessions, and nowhere to
sit down and think about it. The birds of the field had
their nests, but a police task force was making sure the son of a bitch had no
place to lay his head. Every desk clerk in every flophouse and cheap hotel had
his picture, and got frequent follow-up visits from the cops. Homeless
shelters, lounges at all three So he’d found an apartment to
sublet. He couldn’t do it the usual And the nail in the forehead? Well, that was puzzling. No
getting around it, that was a poser. If it was anything other than a signature,
a way to claim this death as one of his own, Buckram couldn’t think what it
might be. And why would he want to do that? To play a game with the
police? He didn’t think so. The man
had suffered extraordinary losses. His whole family had vanished in the blink
of an eye, and not in a fire, not in an auto accident, not in a train wreck or
plane crash, but in the course of a deliberate attack upon the entire city.
That didn’t seem likely to turn a quiet gentleman, almost reclusive in his
retirement, into some cackling schemer intent upon making fools of a police
department. No, Harbinger had a purpose. It might not be rational, couldn’t be
rational, but there was probably logic to it. Not that anybody could crack the
code from a distance and read the poor bastard’s mind. As far as the tabloids were
concerned, he was evil. Sick, twisted. And his acts were evil, no question
about it, but something in Buckram resisted the demonization of the man. He’d
run across a lot of people over the years who’d done evil things, and some of
them knew their deeds were evil, but others did not. The woman who smashed her
daughter’s skull because she was sick of changing diapers was categorically
different from the man who sat on his son’s chest, effectively crushing the boy
to death, because that was the only way he could think of to expel the devil
that made the child cough all night long. Both were criminally unfit parents,
and both could be placed in a space capsule and rocketed into orbit without
making the world a poorer place for their absence, but one was evil in a way
that the other was not. He wished he could figure out
what the Carpenter was trying to accomplish. Because if you could do that,
maybe you could figure out what he was going to do next. And he was going to do
something. The nail in the forehead, if it did nothing else, served notice that
the Carpenter wasn’t ready to hang up his tools. Until then, he’d thought the
man might be done. He wasn’t a lifelong career psychopath, had lived an
apparently blameless life until 9/11 unhinged him, and it had seemed entirely
possible that the level of carnage he’d achieved in Or he might just stop what he
was doing and disappear. The common wisdom held that pattern criminals and
serial killers never stopped until they were caught or killed, that what drove
them continued to drive them to the end. But he knew this wasn’t always so.
Sometimes the bad guys seemed to lose interest. When they’d achieved a degree
of notoriety, like the Zodiac nut job in They wouldn’t forget about the
Carpenter, but he could have stopped. He could have wiped up his fingerprints
and left the hammer and nail in the hardware drawer and gone off into the
night, and no one would have linked this latest killing to him. And the next
time he went to ground he might have worked out a way to do it without killing
anybody. But he’d used the hammer, used
the nail. He wasn’t done. He had something planned, something that would dwarf
the He couldn’t think his way to a
solution, nor could he think of anything else. He wished to God there was
something he could do. He’d thought of offering his services to the cop who was
running the case, but realized what an embarrassment that would be all around.
Even if he did it quietly, who could avoid the assumption that he was
grandstanding, positioning himself for a 2005 run at He thought of the drawing room
mysteries of the twenties and thirties, with the gifted amateur sleuth who
volunteered his services to the baffled police and solved intricate murders for
them. And here he was, all set to present himself as a latter-day version of
that amateur sleuth. Because that was all he was now, his professional
experience notwithstanding. He was a private citizen, and nothing changed
that—not the awards and commendations boxed up in his closet, not the courtesy
cards in his wallet, not the monthly pension check he drew after twenty-plus
years of service. Not the revolver in a locked
drawer in his desk, or the carry permit for it. So he sat around reading about
the case, and calling old friends to talk about it. And he thought about it,
and tried to figure some useful way he could play a lone hand, somehow
out-thinking the Carpenter and tracking him down on his own. It was an
appealing fantasy, but that’s all it was. A fantasy. Yet he stayed with it.
Because, for some goddamned reason that, like the Carpenter’s scheme, he hadn’t
yet managed to figure out, there didn’t seem to be anything else he could do. IT
WAS THE WOMAN, of course. Susan
Pomerance. Seeing her at Stelli’s, remembering her from L’Aiglon d’Or, he’d
seized his opportunity and picked her up. Right, like a moth picking up
a flame. Next thing he’d known he was
spread-eagled facedown on her bed and she was calling him by a girl’s name and
treating him like a girl. He thought she was going to rip him open, thought
he’d bleed to death shackled to her bed and hooded like a trained falcon. And
then he came so hard he thought he’d die of that. Afterward, dismissed and sent
home, he took a long shower, then drew a hot tub and soaked in it. He tried to
put the evening in some sort of perspective, but couldn’t get a handle on it,
swinging back and forth between excitement and revulsion. He’d sleep on it, he
decided. A lot of things made more sense after a good night’s sleep. He wondered if he’d be able to
sleep, but dropped off almost immediately and didn’t stir for almost nine
hours. He awoke with a sense of having dreamed throughout the night but no
recollection of any of the dreams. He ached physically, not only where she’d
penetrated him but in muscles throughout his body that he’d tensed in
unaccustomed ways. And he winced at the memory of what he’d done, or rather of
what he’d allowed to be done to him. And at the recollection of his own
response. Come see me Friday, she’d
said. Yeah, right, he thought. The only question in his mind was whether he
should call and let her know he wasn’t coming or just not show up and let her
figure it out for herself. With her looks and her morals, she wouldn’t have
trouble finding another partner; with her toy chest, she wouldn’t be hard put
getting along without one. Maybe he’d send flowers, with
a note saying he’d decided not to see her again. Once, a philosopher . . . the
note could say. Would she get the reference? A
professor at Colgate had loved to tell the story. Voltaire had accepted an
invitation from a friend to go to a specialized brothel—young boys, something
like that. He’d gone and had a good time, and the friend invited him again a
few weeks later. Voltaire declined. But you had such a good time, the friend
said. Mais oui, said Voltaire. Once, un philosophe. Twice, a
pervert. Flowers and goodbye. That
would be nice, the sort of mixed message that might even appeal to the dizzy
bitch. Or, to keep it simple, he could skip the flowers and skip the note and
just never see her again. She’d get over it, and so would he. He checked his book, and saw
that it was moot. He couldn’t go Friday anyway, he had to speak at a dinner in He spent the weekend at his
apartment, letting the machine take his calls. Monday morning he called the
lecture bureau and said something had come up, to cancel his appointments for
the week. Both of them, the lunch in Wednesday he was supposed to
get together with a writer who came highly recommended. They were just going to
have lunch and explore in the most general fashion the possibility of their
working together to develop a book proposal. Tuesday he called the writer to
cancel. Did he want to reschedule? Not now, he said. He had the writer’s
number, he’d call him when things cleared up a little. Wednesday he had lunch alone
at a diner in the neighborhood, then walked in Friday he picked up the phone
to call her and tell her he wasn’t coming. He had her number at the gallery and
dialed six of the seven digits, then hung up. Picked up the phone again, dialed
three digits, quit. Jesus. At eight that night he gave
his name to her doorman, praying that she wouldn’t be home. The doorman called
upstairs, then nodded to him and pointed to the elevator. He knocked on her
door and she called out that it was open. He went in. There was no one
in the living room. He walked on through to the bedroom and found her dressed
in a black leather garter belt and black mesh stockings and high-heeled black
shoes. Nothing else. The outfit should have looked absurd, but didn’t. “Hi, Franny” she said, almost
gently. And smiled. “Susan.” “No, don’t talk. The hood will
come later, but for now I don’t want you to speak. Do you understand?” He nodded. She was crazy, he
thought, and he was crazy to be here, he ought to leave right now. And he was
getting a hard-on, and who the hell was he kidding? He wasn’t going anyplace. “I waxed myself, Franny.” She
touched herself, showing him. “It was starting to grow back, so I took care of
it. You use hot wax, you pour it on and let it cool and rip it off. It’s
painful, and very erotic. But it’s pretty.” She held herself open for his
inspection, asked him if he didn’t think it was pretty. He nodded, and she told
him to get undressed. “Look at you, Franny, you’re
hard as a rock. What’s a sweet little girl like you doing with such a gorgeous
cock? One of these times I’m going to wax you. Everything, your chest, your
armpits, your cock and balls and ass. Everything. You’ll be so silky smooth
everywhere, and you’ll wear silk underwear and you’ll be hard all the time. Get
on your knees, Franny. I’m all sensitive from the waxing and I want you to lick
me. I want you to make me come.” When she sent him home later
that night he felt at once gloriously alive and determined he would never see
her again. He went home and had another night full of unremembered dreams,
waking with a furious erection and a strong urge to relieve himself, which he
resisted. Sunday night he had a sandwich
and a beer at a good deli, and around eleven he went over to Stelli’s for a
drink. He joined some friends at a table but hardly said a word, and didn’t
stay long. Early night, Stelli told him on the way out. Big day tomorrow, he
said. But all he did the next day
was read the papers and watch TV news. Tuesday after breakfast he called his
lecture bureau and told them to cancel all his scheduled engagements and not
make any future bookings for him. He wasn’t surprised when the phone rang ten
minutes later and it was the head of the bureau, demanding to know what was the
matter. Was he disappointed with their service? Was he going with a competitor?
And, even if he was, didn’t he realize he had to honor the bookings they’d made
for him? He said it wasn’t that, he’d
lost his taste for public speaking, he just couldn’t do it anymore. He fended
off further questions, and noted that she didn’t close by telling him to give
her a call if he changed his mind. When he got off the phone he
went through his book and canceled everything but a dentist appointment. Then
he got out of the house and went for a walk in the park. Friday he was back at After a long moment the
sensation changed, and he realized it wasn’t hot at all, it was cold, and that
she’d rubbed him with an ice cube that even now was melting inside him. He lay
there while his breathing returned to normal and she gentled him with a hand on
his chest and abdomen, stroking him lightly, calming him down. What he’d smelled, she told
him, was a feather from her pillow, held in the flame of a candle. For
verisimilitude, she said. Her lips touched the base of his scrotum, where she’d
first touched him with the ice cube. Next time, she said softly,
you’ll be expecting ice. And you’ll get fire. THE
FOLLOWING AFTERNOON, SATURDAY, he
looked up a number and called a woman he hadn’t seen in several months. Her
name was Arlene Szigeti, and she worked at Carnegie Hall, in the Planned Giving
division. Her job was to convince rich people of the value of making
substantial bequests to the organization in their wills. She would take
prospects to dinner and a concert, making them feel like members of an
exclusive club. “I go out several nights a week with people a great deal more
well off than you,” she’d told him once, “but you’re different. You pick up the
check.” “Fran,” she said. “Well, it’s
been a while.” “Too long,” he said. “Are you
free for dinner Wednesday?” She had plans Wednesday, but
Tuesday was open. Maybe a show first, he suggested, and dinner afterward. They
agreed on a couple of plays neither of them had seen, and he got good orchestra
seats to their first choice. She met him at the theater, looking even lovelier
than he remembered. She was in her midforties, with fine-spun blond hair and
elegant features. Her father, a Hungarian with ties to the Esterhazy family,
had come over after the 1956 revolution, her mother’s parents were Jewish
refugees who got out of After the play they had a
light supper down the street at Joe Allen’s, then walked to her apartment on
Fifty-fifth Street, five minutes away from her office. It was a foregone
conclusion that they would go to bed—they always did—and that the relationship
would not lead to anything. They enjoyed each other’s company, in and out of
bed, but the emotional chemistry wasn’t there. In her apartment she offered
drinks and he said he was fine, and she came into his arms and they kissed. He still hadn’t kissed Susan. In bed, his passion for her
was stronger than it had ever been, and she was an apt and eager partner. At
the end she lay with her head in the crook of his arm and her hand cupping his
groin. “Whew,” she said. “If I knew
you were that hot, we could have skipped dinner.” “Just so we had our dessert at
home.” FRIDAY
NIGHT HE WAS at Susan’s again,
naked, bound. “Now,” she said, “tell me all about your date.” The previous week, just before
he left, she’d asked him if he was sleeping with anyone else besides her. He
said, “Sleeping? When did we ever sleep together?” Fucking, she said. Was he
fucking anybody? Not lately, he’d said, and she
said that was no good. She was fucking other people, and he should do the same.
During the coming week, she said, she wanted him to call some woman and go to
bed with her. She expected a full report on Friday. “But not on Thursday,” she’d
told him at the door. “I want you fully recovered.” Recounting the evening with
Arlene, he realized that part of the excitement he’d felt with her came from
knowing he’d be reporting in detail to Susan. She listened intently and
asked questions throughout. She wanted a full description of Arlene’s body,
wanted to know just what he’d done and how he felt. When he was done she told
him he deserved a reward, and she got out her kit of wax and cheesecloth. She
trimmed his hair with a scissors, waxed his chest and underarms and groin, then
rolled him over and did his backside. The wax was hot, but not too
hot to bear. The removal of the hair was painful, but also bearable. When she’d
finished she made him touch himself and sat cross-legged while he stroked
himself. When he was close to climax
she moved his hands away and took him in her mouth, then climbed onto him and
kissed him full on the mouth, giving him his seed, commanding him to swallow
it. “Oh, Franny” she said. “Our
first kiss. Isn’t it romantic?” HE
WOULD SEE HER again this Friday,
and every Friday. He no longer entertained the notion of giving her up. He was,
he supposed, enslaved, and it might be said that their relationship gave new
meaning to the term pussy-whipped. He didn’t care. It didn’t seem to
matter. Once she’d asked him if it was
true that he’d never been with a whore. Not until this summer, he said. I’m not a whore, she said, and
he said he hadn’t meant it as an insult. She said she hadn’t taken it for an
insult, but that it was inaccurate. He said he knew that, that she didn’t take
money, that he hadn’t meant it that way, but she cut off his explanation. She
wasn’t talking about money, she said. Money aside, didn’t he know what a whore
was? A whore, she told him, would
do anything he liked. She was entirely different. She would do things he didn’t
like, and make him like them. HE
DIDN’T CALL ARLENE again, or any
of several other women who might have been available to play a similar role.
Even if he’d been interested, the thought of trying to explain his sudden lack
of body hair was daunting. When he went to the gym, he
skipped the steam and sauna, waited until he got home to take his shower. He
didn’t like the idea of anyone seeing him like this, and yet he was not
entirely sorry she’d done it. He liked the smoothness of his skin, its sensitivity.
And, while he didn’t want to expose his hairlessness, when he walked about with
clothes on he felt like a man with a delicious secret. It was strange, all of this,
and he didn’t know what to make of it. He’d always taken it for granted that he
knew who he was, and she kept showing him a side of himself the existence of
which he hadn’t even suspected. She couldn’t have created this dark side, it
would have to have been there all along, and he supposed it was better to know
about it than not. Or was it? William Boyce
Harbinger (did his wife call him Bill? had his mother called him Billy?) must
have had an unsuspected dark side of his own, forever hidden from view until
the towers fell and shined an awful light on it. Harbinger, reborn as the
Carpenter, must have been astonished by the acts he was capable of performing.
Could anyone argue he was better off for it? He kept coming back to the
man, because he could think of nothing else besides his weekly descent
into—into what? Depravity? Madness? His own unplumbed depths? Better to think about the
Carpenter. Maybe, somehow, he’d come up with a way to catch him. twenty-four THE
CARPENTER SAT on a bench in From where he sat, he could
keep an eye on one of his city’s greatest anomalies, the Seventy-ninth Street
Boat Basin. This little complex of docks and piers at the The great wonder in the
Carpenter’s mind was that it had taken him this long to think of it. What
better place to pass unnoticed than in a derelict boat on the He’d been coming to the park
now for several nights, keeping out of the way of the occasional cop on patrol,
always choosing a bench out of the reach of the streetlights. Now and then, in
the hours between midnight and dawn, he’d go for a closer look at the dark and
silent vessels. The Basin dwellers, he knew,
were a close-knit group, in the manner of a gathering of outcasts. They
respected one another’s privacy but stood united against a common enemy—i.e.,
the real estate interests and municipal authorities who periodically conspired
to get rid of them. It wouldn’t do, he knew, to take over the home of some
gregarious houseboater, some pillar of the floating community. Better to supplant a part-time
resident, to slip like a hermit crab into the empty shell of a pleasure boater
with an apartment somewhere else. And that way he’d be assured of a seaworthy
vessel, one he could take out onto the water if he wished. So he waited, looking for an
opportunity. And he was watching patiently that evening when a boat pulled in
and docked. It was a nice-looking one; he’d seen it the night before, noticed
earlier this evening that it was not at its slip. He’d seen fishing poles on
hooks above the cabin, and supposed the fellow had gone out for a night’s
fishing, or just to get out on the water and look up at the stars. The lights went out, the
engines ceased to throb. A man, wearing a brass-buttoned blazer and a Greek
fisherman’s cap, walked from the pier and headed east through the park. The Carpenter followed him. OVER
THE NEXT THREE days the Carpenter
learned that the man’s name was Peter Shevlin and that he lived in one of the
fine prewar apartment buildings on Shevlin worked in a high-rise
office building on Sixth Avenue in the Fifties, and rode to and from his office
on the subway. He seemed to live alone, and to spend much of his time alone.
One evening he stopped on his walk from the subway to pick up dinner for one at
a taco stand on Broadway, and that reinforced the Carpenter’s conviction that
he did not share his apartment with a wife or lover. Years ago he’d been inside
Shevlin’s building, and knew the apartments there were all quite sizable. He
guessed that Shevlin was widowed; if he’d been divorced, his wife would very
likely have wound up with the apartment, and Shevlin would be sleeping on his
boat, if indeed the courts didn’t take that away from him as well. And he was
of an age to be a widower. He was, the Carpenter realized, about his own age,
and it struck him—for the first time, oddly—that the two of them were not that
far apart in appearance. If you stood them side by side they’d look entirely
different, but they were about the same height, and similarly built, they both
had gray hair, and to describe one was to describe the other. It was, he thought, as if the
man had been sent to him. Another widower, a man who lived just two blocks from
the Carpenter’s old apartment. A man who’d lived the Carpenter’s dream, owning
a boat and mooring it at The Carpenter slept during the
day, turning up at one of the multiplex movie houses in time for the first show
of the day. He took the senior discount, bought popcorn, and went into one of
the theaters. The clerks were all young people working for minimum wage, and
they hardly even looked at their patrons. The Carpenter, his head lowered, his
shoulders drooping with age, never got a second glance. He’d go to a theater,
breakfast on popcorn, and doze off, sleeping lightly, and always waking up when
the feature presentation ended. When he was a boy you could go to the movies
and sit there all day, you could watch a double feature three times over if you
were so inclined, but now they had lengthy intermissions between showings and
you had to leave when the picture was over. But there were eight or ten or
a dozen or more screens under a single roof, and what was to prevent you from
going from one to another? It was illegal, your ticket only entitled you to a
single performance of a single film, but on weekday afternoons none of the
films played to as much as a quarter of capacity, and often he was one of a
half dozen patrons making up the showing’s total audience. Why waste an
attendant’s time to keep a lonely retiree from double-dipping? The Carpenter got plenty of
sleep. Sometimes, when he couldn’t sleep anymore, he watched the movie. AFTER
THREE DAYS OF movies and as many
nights of following his quarry, the Carpenter tailed Peter Shevlin from the
Eighty-sixth Street IRT station to a Vietnamese restaurant on Broadway, where
he ordered a take-out dinner. Instead of heading for his apartment, he
continued downtown on Broadway. He crossed Broadway at Eighty-fourth Street,
which a street sign designated Edgar Allan Poe Street, then turned right and walked
west to Riverside Drive. Flights of steps led down to an underpass, and the
Carpenter followed him through it to the strip of park edging the The Carpenter waited in the
park while the man boarded his boat, waited while the boat sat at anchor long
enough for Shevlin to eat his dinner, and remained where he was when Shevlin
cast off and took the boat out onto the river. He wished it would rain. Rain
would bring Shevlin back sooner, and would clear the park of other pairs of
eyes. But the good weather held, and
the Carpenter got to see the sun set behind the buildings on the Shevlin passed without seeing
him in the shadows. He stepped out, said, “Mr. Shevlin?” The man turned at the sound of
his name, and the Carpenter pointed to the ground and said, “You dropped
something.” Shevlin lowered his head, tried to see what he might have dropped,
and the Carpenter stepped forward quickly and struck him full force with the
tire iron, catching him just behind the ear. Shevlin dropped like a felled ox,
and the Carpenter hit him again at the back of the neck, then grabbed him and
dragged him into the bushes. He checked for a pulse and
wasn’t surprised when he failed to detect one. Just to make sure, he clapped a
hand over Shevlin’s mouth and pinched the man’s nostrils shut, and stayed like
that for several minutes. If Shevlin hadn’t been dead from the blows, he was
surely dead now. The park was deserted, but it
was still too early for what the Carpenter had to do. First he returned the
tire iron to his backpack, pleased with the way it had performed. Then he
wrapped Shevlin in a pair of black plastic lawn and leaf bags, tucking his legs
into one, pulling the other down over his head. Anyone noticing him now would
see a trash bag, or perhaps some plastic mulch for the shrubbery, rather than
human remains. When he was satisfied with his
work, the Carpenter found a bench from which he would be able to tell if anyone
discovered the body. No one came any closer to it than the joggers who breezed
by every now and then, and they were far too intent on their efforts to notice
some dark form twenty yards away. At two-thirty in the morning,
when twenty minutes had passed without a single human being coming into that
part of the park, the Carpenter resumed his labors. He stripped off all of
Shevlin’s clothing, filling one of the leaf bags with his jacket and trousers,
shirt and socks and shoes and underwear. He removed his watch, but couldn’t get
his wedding ring off his finger, and decided it didn’t matter. He’d bought a boning knife and
a saw at a restaurant supply house on the Bowery, and he used them to dismember
Shevlin’s corpse, cutting the man into manageable-size portions. The work was
distasteful, but the Carpenter was not overly surprised to discover that it
didn’t bother him. It was a job, and he performed it as quickly and efficiently
as possible, inserting each severed portion of the man into a plastic bag,
securing the bag with tape, and setting it aside while he tackled the next part
of the job. Earlier, he’d located a
Dumpster on Seventy-seventh between He put some of the smaller
parcels in garbage cans, and walked all the way to Broadway to empty the bag of
clothing into the Pembroke Thrift Shop’s 24-hour collection box. The final two
parcels went into his backpack. A key from Shevlin’s key ring got him through
the gate to the He took off his shoes,
stretched out on the bunk. The cabin was tiny, but he found it cozy, and quite
comfortable. He wouldn’t sleep, he’d had plenty of sleep earlier at the There were things he would
have to do. Shevlin’s hands and head would have to be disposed of properly. He
didn’t care if someone found the other body parts, although it would be fine
with him, and not all that unlikely, if they escaped detection and spent
eternity in a landfill. But it didn’t matter, really, if the city discovered
that one more of its residents had died. His sole interest lay in keeping them
from knowing to whom the various body parts had once belonged. Fingerprints and dental
records made the hands and head considerably more identifiable than the rest of
the man. He could knock out the teeth, toss them in the river. Weight the
toothless skull and sink it somewhere. Slice the flesh from the palms and the
tips of the fingers before disposing of the hands. A call to Shevlin’s office
would keep his absence from setting off any alarms. If someone did miss him and
got the doorman to check his apartment, they’d find nothing suspicious within.
He didn’t think anyone would think to check the boat, certainly not for a
while. And he only needed it for a
while. The motion of the boat was
restful, even hypnotic. He dozed off and slept for a little while, then woke up
and stayed where he was, enjoying the gentle rocking motion, enjoying the tight
quarters, enjoying everything about his new home. He felt wonderfully at peace. twenty-five THE
CALLER, WHO’D given his name as if she
ought to recognize it, had a straightforward request. Would she, as a gallery
owner in What, she wondered, was that?
It couldn’t be the first thing that came to mind, which was a memoir by an
ex-president’s daughter. But what the hell was it? She confessed to an
unfamiliarity with the cause, and the caller explained that Chelsea Remembers
was an organization formed to raise funds for a memorial to the neighborhood
residents, male and female, gay and straight, who had lost their lives in the
Carpenter’s savage firebombing spree. She said, “A memorial? Like a
statue?” “There’s been no decision yet
as to what form the memorial might take. A statue is certainly a possibility,
but there have been suggestions ranging from special streetlights in front of
the three sites to an annual release of doves.” Ravens, she thought, would
better suit the men who’d perished at Death Row. Ravens with just a touch of
polish on their talons. Just say yes, it’s a worthy
cause, I’d love to help, she told herself. But something made her say, “Maybe
I’m missing something. What’s the point, exactly?” “The point?” “I mean, do we have to throw
up a monument every time somebody steps in front of a bus? How much bad public
sculpture does a city need? I mean—” The voice turned to ice. “Miss
Pomerance, our small community lost eighty-seven members in one utterly horrific
hour. The lucky ones were burned to death at once. The others spent hours or
days in agony and then died. Still others recovered, and after a few years of
skin grafts some of them may actually look halfway human. The point, if you
will, would seem to be implicit in the organization’s name. The point is that “I—” But he hadn’t finished. “We
can only show our remembrance by doing something. Few of the victims had
dependents, so aiding the families of the victims would indeed be pointless.
Many were estranged from their families, if they had families at all. This
neighborhood was their family, Miss Pomerance, and some memorial, some bad and
surely unnecessary piece of public sculpture, would seem to some of us to be a
good deal better than nothing.” “I am terribly sorry,” she
said. “Please tell me your name again.” “It’s Harwood Zeller.” Oh, God, she did know who he
was. He owned several buildings on “I have to apologize,” she
told him. “I don’t know what got into me. Actually I do, I just got off the
phone with my mother, and—” “Say no more. When I get off
the phone with my mother, I’m apt to bite people.” “You’re very gracious, and of
course I’ll want to contribute something.” She got the particulars, made
notes, and by the time she got off the phone they were on Woody and Susan
terms. She pushed back her chair and tried to figure out what her misplaced
burst of candor was going to cost her. If she’d just said yes in the first
place she could have made them perfectly happy with one of her mistakes,
perhaps a Lynah Throp watercolor. She had a dozen of them moldering in her
storage bin, bold primitives of fanciful animals that had impressed her on first
sight and had never impressed anyone else, not even a little. She’d never sell
them—she’d never display them again, so how could she?—and the chance to unload
one and get a tax deduction in the balance was a godsend. But now she had to give them
something decent, something that was certain to bring upwards of a hundred
dollars at an auction where most of the bidders wouldn’t pay thirty-five cents
to see Christ ride a bicycle. Hell. Well, it was her own damn
fault. She’d think of something. HER
MOTHER HAD DIED almost five years
ago, and she offered up a silent apology at having taken her name in vain. It
had seemed like the perfect excuse to turn aside the wrath of a pissy little
queen like Harwood Zeller, and she had to say it had worked like a charm. But
if she’d had any sense she’d never have needed it in the first place. The real reason for her pique,
and one she thought Zeller might well have understood, was even more clichйd.
She’d been waiting for a phone call from a man, and it never came. Her obsession with John Blair
Creighton hadn’t ended when she’d run out of books to read. She emerged from
his work with the conviction that she knew the man, that they were mated on
some sort of psychic level. In Stelli’s, even as she’d apologized for
intruding, she’d sent him a message with her eyes, and she knew he’d received
it. He’d liked her looks, he’d responded to her, he’d taken the card she’d
handed him—and then nothing. He hadn’t called. And wouldn’t, now. Weeks had
passed, and he’d have called in the first few days if he was going to call at
all. She could send him an
announcement for Emory Allgood’s show, an invitation to the opening. She could
add a handwritten note urging him to come. But he probably got a steady stream
of those, like everybody else in Besides, that wasn’t until
November. Why did she have to wait that long? On the nights when she was
alone, she’d developed a ritual that she recognized as pathological even as she
found it irresistible. She would bathe, and perfume herself. She’d had enlarged
photos made from her two favorite dust jacket pictures of him, one taken
outside Village Cigars on Sheridan Square, where he looked marvelously butch in
a denim jacket and boots and a beard, the other a studio shot twenty years old,
a portrait of the author as a young man, fresh-faced and innocent. These she
placed on her bedside table, and lit the little lamp so she could see them. Then she would touch herself
while her mind occupied itself with the fantasy she had selected during her bath.
Sometimes it was simple enough—she was Susan and he was John, and they loved
with a love that was more than love, di dah di dah di dah. Other times she became one or
another of the female characters in his books, and played out scenes that
departed from those he’d written, until she and her partner du jour were drawn
into a maelstrom of passion. More than once she was Marilyn
Fairchild, with her auburn hair and her hot throaty voice, meeting him in a
dingy Village bar and taking him home to her apartment. In that fantasy the two
of them made fitful, angry love, moving from one position to another, snarling
at each other while their bodies thrust away. At the end she lay writhing on
her bed, a butt plug in her ass and the largest dildo deep in her cunt, while
she strummed her clit with one hand and gripped her throat hard with the other. That scared her, the first
time she did it. Because in the fantasy it was two hands, not one, and his
hands, not hers, and his grip didn’t loosen with her orgasm. She was imagining
herself dying at his hands, and the notion evidently thrilled her. But it was just a fantasy. It
wasn’t really anything to worry about, was it? IT
WASN’T AS IF she lacked for sexual
outlets. Nor was her growing fascination with Creighton taking the joy out of
her real encounters with real people. If her initial experiments had been designed
in part to empower her sexually, then she’d succeeded beyond her wildest
dreams. She seemed to grow more powerful every day able to get almost anyone to
do almost anything. She remembered what she’d said
to Franny drawing a distinction between her own acts and whoring. She didn’t do
what people liked. She did what they very definitely didn’t like, or at least
didn’t know they liked, and made them like it. Had Franny ever dreamed he’d
like being treated like a girl, his body smooth and hairless, his flesh
perfumed with scented oils? Every Friday night she took him to places he’d
never been and showed him parts of himself he’d never imagined. The other night she curled up
beside him and sucked on his nipple, her cupped hands fashioning a breast from
the surrounding flesh. All smooth and hairless like a girl, she’d
murmured. Franny, wouldn’t it be nice if you got hormone shots? You could
grow tits, Franny. I could take off your bra and suck your titties. Franny the tranny she thought,
knowing that in fact it would never go that far. He wouldn’t go out looking for
a sex-change doctor, and she didn’t think she’d really like it if he did. She
liked his manly chest, his firm pectoral muscles. But her words would stay with
him, and he’d grow breasts in his mind, and when she stroked his chest and
sucked his nipples he’d respond as urgently as if he did have breasts. No reason she couldn’t get him
to have his nipples pierced. She’d send him to Medea—no, she’d take him
to Medea. She hadn’t gone back herself, wasn’t so sure she wanted labial rings
after all, but if she took Franny, and hooked him up to that St. Andrew’s cross
of hers, and if she could blow him while Medea did the piercing, at least for
the first one, and then if she could talk Medea into letting her do the second,
urging the needle through the stiffened flesh . . . HER
THREESOME WITH JAY McGann and
Lowell Cooke was going through interesting changes. Lowell, the loser in a
who-comes-last contest (which could be as easily viewed, she thought, as a
victory of her left hand over her right hand) had been a good sport, giving his
promising young author what he’d previously only given him metaphorically.
She’d rubbed against him while he performed the act, murmuring encouragement,
adding a caress or two of her own to his. Now, several weeks later, any
inhibition they’d had about inadvertent contact was long gone, and their hands
were as apt to be on each other as on her. The sandwich remained their finale,
and it never ceased to thrill her, having one at her back and one at her front,
being impaled fore and aft. She sensed, though, that it wouldn’t be long before
she now and then yielded her central role, and took a turn as one of the pieces
of bread. Meanwhile she was still the
meat in the sandwich. Or, as one of them had told her, You’re in the middle,
fucking a writer and a publisher simultaneously. You know what that makes you,
Susan? The agent! THE
ALLGOOD SHOW WAS shaping up. She’d
hired a small van and picked up the artist’s new work, four of the five pieces
he’d made since her earlier visit. He kept one, managing to communicate that he
was not sure it was finished, but beamed happily as the rest were carried off. Lois Appling photographed the
new pieces, although they wouldn’t be in the brochure, or in the show itself.
They’d be held in reserve, for private sale to select customers after the
sold-out show was down, or as a start toward her next show sometime a year or
two down the line. And she sent Lois out to With all that done, she’d
decided there was no need to deny herself. She got Reginald Barron to come into
the city, met him for a drink at Chelsea Commons, took him on a walking tour to
show him where the Carpenter had thrown his firebombs, and brought him up to
her apartment and fucked the daylights out of him. He was, as she’d anticipated,
a beautiful boy, with a classical physique and a beautiful penis. His skin was
like velvet, and his abiding innocence was delicious. He was not without
experience—how could he be, looking the way he did?—but it was clear that she
was something new to him, worldly and sophisticated, a woman his mother’s age
with a girl’s hairless body. For all of that, there was
something oddly disappointing in the experience. She knew that she could enmesh
him in an affair, that she could lead him across new frontiers as she led the
others, but she knew that wasn’t something she wanted to do. Afterward, when he
came out of the shower, she brought him a glass of iced tea and told him she
certainly hadn’t planned for this to happen, but that she was just as glad that
it did. It was a barrier they’d had to cross once to ensure a smooth working
relationship, she told him, and he nodded thoughtfully, as if the gibberish she
was spouting made perfect sense. And it had been lovely, she went on, but now
there’d be no need for them to do this again. In fact, she stressed, it was
important that they not do it again. He nodded again, told her he
supposed she was right. And, if he was a little disappointed, it was clear to
her that he was also more than a little relieved. If he’d been just a few years
older, she thought, he’d have known to keep the relief from showing. She felt a similar admixture
of disappointment and relief when he was out the door. Part of what bothered
her was that she’d planned on waiting until after the November show. She’d
jumped the gun by three months, and for no good reason beyond libidinous
curiosity. She wasn’t lacking for lovers, nor had she been driven by a
particularly urgent yen for Reginald. It took her a while, but she
figured out what it was. She had an itch, and couldn’t reach to scratch it, so
she’d scratched somewhere else, where it didn’t itch. The itch was Creighton, and
she couldn’t have him. So she’d used this boy, in a way that had proved
pleasurable but unsatisfying for them both, and now he was gone, and she felt
worse than when she’d started. She bathed, put on a robe,
turned on the television set. The news was bad, the way it always was. She
switched channels, and landed in the middle of some special on terrorism, just
in time for them to show her for the thousandth time the plane striking the
tower, and the burst of yellow flame shooting out the other side. “What’s the difference?” she
said aloud. “What does it matter what anybody does? We’re all going to die.” AFTER
HER UNFORTUNATE (not to say
costly) conversation with Harwood Zeller, after she’d called three different
people to arrange a lunch date and found them all otherwise engaged, she
skipped lunch and took a class at Integral Yoga, thinking it would calm her
down. As far as she could tell, it had no effect whatsoever. So she returned to the gallery
and seduced Chloe. At least that was what she
thought she was doing. But it played out a little differently than she’d
planned. She’d waited until the gallery
was empty, then surreptitiously locked the door. She went over and sat on the
edge of Chloe’s desk, swinging her leg, and asked the girl if she’d had any
more piercings since she’d gone to Medea. “Well, I got the other nipple
done,” Chloe said. “Want to see?” They went into the back
office, and Chloe cheerfully bared her breasts, and there was a stud in each,
and how large and well formed they were. “I went to Medea myself,” she
said, and Chloe said No, really? You’re kidding me, right? In response she’d
unbuttoned her own blouse, unclasped her bra, and held her breasts in the palms
of her hands, offering them for inspection. “Oh, they’re beautiful,
Susan!” “Tiny, compared to yours.” “Oh, I’m a cow. Yours are so
pretty.” Could anything really be this
easy? “I have something else to show you,” she said, and quickly got out of her
slacks, removing her panties in the same motion. Chloe gaped, reached out a
hand, touched. With her other hand she grabbed Susan behind the head and kissed
her full on the mouth. Below, the girl’s fingers were busy. “We can go to my apartment,”
she managed to say. “First we’re each gonna get
off,” Chloe said, “and then we’ll go to your apartment.” So it was by no means clear
who had seduced whom. Chloe, it turned out, had had plenty of experience with
women, and had originally shown Susan her breasts not out of sheer
exhibitionism but in the hope it might lead somewhere. “But you were so cool,”
Chloe said, “I just figured you were straight as a gate. So I let it alone.” At one point, lying on top of
Chloe, tasting her own sex on Chloe’s mouth, her own breasts cushioned by
Chloe’s breasts, she fitted her hands lightly around the girl’s neck, lacing
her fingers, putting her thumbs together. She thought, What are you
doing? Stop it! NOT
THE NEXT DAY or the day after, she left
the gallery and walked down to the Village. Like some demented stalker, she
went first to Charles Street, where she stood gaping at the brownstone where
Marilyn Fairchild had lived and died, and then to Bank Street, where John Blair
Creighton was presumably hard at work on the book that would make him rich. She got lost looking for the
Kettle of Fish, but found it, and went in and had a glass of white wine, hoping
he’d walk in. He didn’t, and it was hard to see why anybody would. A collection
of drunks and losers, she thought, with most of them able to claim membership
in both groups. She finished her wine, fended off the halfhearted overtures of
a man with the emptiest eyes she’d ever seen, and went home. His number was in the book.
That was how she’d found his address. She dialed his number and it rang and his
machine picked up. She heard the message all the way through before ringing
off. She’d done this before. It was
a way to hear his voice. But she wasn’t about to leave a message. What could
she say? There had to be some way to
get him to call her, some way to get past the velvet rope and into his life.
That was all she needed. If she was right in what she sensed, he’d be drawn to
her as fiercely as she was to him. If not, that would be almost as good; she’d
get over her obsession and be free to live her life. All she had to do was get one
small foot in the door. But how? In the morning, when the
answer came to her, she couldn’t believe it had taken her so long to think of
it. SHE
GAVE HER NAME to the receptionist,
and seconds later Maury Winters was on the line. “Your jury duty’s not until October,”
he said, “and yes, you can get out of it. All you have to do is move to “They’ve got all these
poisonous spiders there.” “Spiders? I thought
kangaroos.” “Kangaroos I wouldn’t mind.
Spiders I can live without.” “What’s your source for these
spiders that I never until this minute heard about?” “The Discovery Channel.” “If they say spiders,” he
said, “there’s spiders. Don’t move to “That’s not what I called
about, Maury.” “It figures.” “I’m interested in one of your
clients.” “I’ve got dozens of clients,”
he said, “and believe me, you’re not interested in any of them. And if they
were interested in you, you know what I’d tell you? Go to “John Creighton,” she said. “Oh, him,” he said. “The
gambler.” “Does he have a gambling
jones? I didn’t know that. Because there’s no hint of it in his books.” “As far as I personally know,”
he said, “he couldn’t tell you if a straight beats a flush. No, this is a
different kind of gambling. The DA’s office offered him an easy out. Plead to
involuntary manslaughter, do no time, case closed. He turned them down.” “He wouldn’t have to go to
prison? Is he crazy? Why did he turn it down?” It made sense when he
explained it. By taking the plea, he’d be stating for the record that he’d
killed Marilyn Fairchild. He couldn’t take the deal and go on maintaining his
innocence. “My opinion,” he said, “it’s a
good gamble. Odds are they’ll drop the charges if he doesn’t take a plea and
give them an out. Everybody’d be just as happy to put this one on the
Carpenter’s tab, and there’s a lot of circumstantial chazerai to support
it. The connection with Pankow, the kid who cleaned all three bars and the
whorehouse, and also cleaned for Fairchild and discovered her body. Cleaned the
whole apartment first, incidentally, which is why they didn’t find any of the
bastard’s fingerprints there. One print in that apartment and they’d drop all
charges and shake his hand in public.” “That’s what it would take?” “To make this go away? That,
or a couple good sightings of the son of a bitch in the right place at the
right time. I let my detective go, he couldn’t come up with anything, but he
tried. Went to the bar, the Fish Kettle, showed the picture, like they haven’t
all seen the schmuck’s picture a thousand times already. There are plenty of
people who think they saw him in the Village, but nobody can put him in the
bar.” “But you think they’ll drop
the charges anyway.” “I think so, and if we have to
go to trial I think we’ll get a Not Guilty, but it’s still a gamble. Now I’ve
got a question. Why the hell do you care?” “I want to meet him.” “You want to meet him.
Creighton? Or the Carpenter?” “God forbid. Creighton, of
course.” “You said you read his books.” “All of them.” “They any good?” “You haven’t read them
yourself?” “I’m his attorney, not his
editor. What does he need me to read his books? Are they any good?” “They’re excellent.” “I’m relieved to hear that.
Maybe he’ll be able to pay my fee.” “You must know about—” “About the contract he signed,
yes, of course I know about it. He’ll be a rich man, which makes it that much
more of a gamble. Most prisons, they don’t let you take your computer with you.
Some of ’em they don’t even give you a pencil. Why do you want to meet him?” “Actually,” she said, “I did
meet him. He was at a table at Stelli’s last month and I went over and
introduced myself. I gave him my card, said I’d like for him to call me.” “And he didn’t.” “No.” “And you could call him, but
how would that look?” “Exactly.” “Susan, what? You read his
books and you fell in love with him?” “Maybe.” “Are you serious?” “I don’t know.” “So I call him and tell him
what? Here’s this girl, take her to a restaurant and you’ll get a nice
surprise.” “You can tell him that if you
want.” “I can tell him anything, just
so he calls you.” “Yes.” He was silent for a moment.
Then he said, “Susan, he swears he never killed nobody, and he’s my client, so
of course he’s telling God’s own truth. But just between you and me, and the
fact notwithstanding that nobody’s gonna prove this in court, it’s entirely
possible he killed that woman.” “He didn’t kill her, Maury.” “You know this because you
read his books.” “Yes.” “If it goes to trial,” he
said, “I’ll subpoena you, and you can read these wonderful books to the jury.
I’d ask you if you know what you’re doing, but the answer is you don’t, and
that’s beside the point, isn’t it?” “Yes.” “I’ll make the call, and I
won’t ask him to call you, I’ll tell him to call you. And you’ll owe me, which
would mean I’d take you out for a nice dinner, but how can I do that if you’re
in love?” “I could never be too much in
love for that,” she said. “And Maury? You don’t have to take me to dinner,
either.” “All I have to do is whistle,
huh? But you’re not old enough to remember that movie. I’ll call him right now.
You’re at the gallery?” “I’m home, I didn’t go in
yet.” “Stay by the phone. I’ll make
sure he calls.” twenty-six SHE
WAS BEAUTIFUL, and he’d almost let
her get away. He’d called her the minute he got off the phone with
Maury. The conversation had been stilted, it could hardly have been otherwise,
but it got them here, in the rear “The thing is,” he said, “I
was going to call you. Then it got a little crazy for a couple of days, and
then it slipped my mind, and then it was too late to call. Do you know what I
mean?” “I thought that was what
happened. But I didn’t want to phone you, that would have been awfully pushy—” “It would have been all
right.” “Well, I wouldn’t have felt
okay with it. Then I remembered Maury was representing you, and I thought,
well, that’ll work. You can’t call the man himself, but how can it be a breach
of etiquette to call his attorney?” “How do you happen to know
Maury?” “We had an affair.” “Oh.” Her eyes held his. “A very
casual now-and-then affair over a lot of years. You know, this is funny, John.
I was going to say something simple, that we were old friends, and that would
have been true enough, but with you I have the feeling I can say what I mean.” The waiter broke the moment,
setting their cups of coffee in front of them. Creighton waited until he had
withdrawn, then said, “Maury said you read my books. I think you told me that
yourself at Stelli’s.” “I did, and it was a lie. I
hadn’t then, not yet. I went home and ordered them online. I had to hunt around
for some of them, but you can find anything online.” “They’ll all be back in print
before long.” “That’s wonderful. I’m glad,
but I’m also glad I didn’t wait. You’re a wonderful writer, John. You don’t
need me to tell you that, and I’m not Michiko Kakutani, but they spoke to me in
a very personal way.” She talked about various
books, and she remembered characters’ names, remembered scenes, and gave him
something infinitely more to be desired than praise. One of the questions writers
got asked was for whom they wrote their books. The answer he usually gave was
that he wrote for himself, and it sounded up to here with artistic integrity,
but he’d never been entirely happy with it because it wasn’t altogether true.
If it was just for himself, why bother writing it down? Why not work it all out
in his mind and leave it at that? And, if he really was writing for himself,
he’d have to say he was a failure at it. Because how often did he sit down with
an old book of his own and read the damn thing? No, there was someone he wrote
for, but unfortunately it was a person who couldn’t exist. He wrote for the
reader he himself would be if he didn’t happen to have written the book in the
first place. He wrote for someone who would understand at once everything he
did or tried to do, who would always know what he meant, and who would be
intellectually and emotionally in tune with every word. And there she was, sitting
across a rickety little table from him. And she was gorgeous, and she was
looking at him as if he were a god. They talked. They sipped their
coffee and talked, ordered more coffee and talked, sat over empty coffee cups
and talked. Finally he got the check, put money on the table, and asked her
what she’d like to do next. She put her hand on his. She
said, “Do you think they’ll rent us a room? If not, we’d better go back to your
place.” IT
WAS LIKE HIGH school or college,
it was like being young again. They sat on his couch and kissed. He got hard
right away, but there was no urgency to it; he could happily sit there forever,
holding her in his arms, feasting on her mouth. They were like that for a long
time. Then they moved as one, disengaging. She stood up and slipped out of her
blouse and skirt, and he wasn’t surprised to see that she wasn’t wearing
anything under it. He was surprised, though, by the gold at her nipples, the
hairless delta. She said, “John, I’ll do
anything you want, and you can do anything you want to me. Anything at all.” AFTERWARD
HE GOT A cigarette, asked if it
would bother her if he smoked. She said it wouldn’t. “You don’t smoke,” he said. “No.” He lit the cigarette, took a
drag, blew out the smoke, and watched it drift to the ceiling. He took another
drag but didn’t inhale, blowing a couple of smoke rings, then pursing his lips
and blowing out the rest of it. He reached across her body and stubbed out the
cigarette in an ashtray. She asked if there’d been
something wrong with it. He said, “Maybe I’ll quit.” “Why?” “Lately,” he said, “I keep
finding new things to live for. That makes it harder to justify committing
incremental suicide.” “And you can quit just like
that?” “I don’t know,” he said. “I
never tried before. I’m close to the end of the book, and this may not be a
good time to go through withdrawal, but I can get a patch to keep from climbing
the walls. You know what? I just decided. I quit.” He got up, grabbed the
half-empty pack from the bedside table, got the carton with six packs still
left in it. Outside the window, the neighborhood recycler was rooting in the
trash for cans and bottles. “Hey, buddy,” he called, and tossed the cigarettes
to him. “Have a smoke,” he said. “Live a little.” He got back in bed. “If I have
them in the house, I might light up without even thinking about it. The patch
will take care of the physical withdrawal. I might miss the oral gratification,
though.” He looked down at her. “Maybe I’ll think of something,” he said. THEY
THOUGHT ABOUT GOING out for
dinner, wound up ordering from Hunan Pan. He put on a record, Thelonious Monk,
solo piano. They sat cross-legged on the bed, eating off paper plates,
listening to the music. Afterward he pulled up a chair and asked her how she
knew. “Before you read the books. What made you order them in the first place?” “When I met you,” she said, “I
felt something.” “So did I, though it didn’t
register consciously. I was high as a kite on the auction and everything that
went with it. I told you what Roger Delacroix said.” “Yes.” “But there had to be a reason
why I kept your card. It’s still in my sock drawer. I missed my chance to call,
but I wasn’t going to throw away your number. What made you come over to the
table, though? The whole room must have been talking about my book deal. From
a jail cell to the bestseller list, ladies and gentlemen. You wanted to see
what kind of guy made that kind of leap?” She shook her head. “I was
already interested in you.” “How come?” “I can’t explain it, not in
any way that makes sense. I was drawn to you before I knew your name. Or what
you looked like, or anything about you.” “That’s very mysterious.” “I know, and I don’t mean to
be mysterious. I’m trying to think how to say this, but what difference does it
make? I’ll just say it. I knew Marilyn Fairchild.” “Oh.” “Not well, we weren’t friends,
we were barely acquaintances. She found me my apartment. We were friendly
enough, but I never saw her after that. And then I heard she’d been killed, and
there are murders every day, it’s a fact of life, but somehow . . .” “It got to you.” “I wondered who it could be,
how it could have happened. And then they announced your arrest, and it turned
out you were a writer, you lived in the Village. It wasn’t some degenerate who
crawled out of the sewer, some drooling psychopath who spent his childhood
wetting the bed and torturing animals. She met some guy in a bar and took him
home and he killed her.” Before he could say anything
she put a hand on his wrist. “I know you didn’t do it,” she said. “But I didn’t
know then.” “How could you? How could
anyone?” “When I learned that was you
at Stelli’s, I had to go over there, I had to meet you, to introduce myself. I
didn’t know that was your agent, she could have been a wife or a girlfriend,
but I had to do what I did. Of course I heard about your good news, the place
was buzzing with it, and maybe that gave you more of an aura, I don’t know, but
I think I’d have done the same thing anyway.” A lot to take in, he thought.
He leaned forward, touched his finger to the underside of her breast. “When did
you get the piercing done?” “A couple of months ago. Do
you like them?” “Yes, but it must have hurt.” “It’s an interesting story,”
she said, “and one I’ve never told. It’s a long story, though.” “It’s not as though I’ve got a
train to catch.” “It may show me in an
unflattering light.” She sat up on the bed, gathered her legs under her. “But
maybe that’s important. You have to know who I am.” “YOU
NEVER WENT BACK.” “No,” she said, and touched
her nipples. “I decided these were enough.” “And once with Medea was
enough?” “Well, that was her decision.
If I went a second time, it would be a simple business transaction.” “You think she’d have stuck to
her guns?” “Maybe I could have changed
her mind. But maybe not. She’s a strong woman, she seems to know what she wants
and what she doesn’t want. And maybe once was enough. One piercing was enough.” “Two.” “One session of piercing,
then. One visit to the piercer. Did you like the story?” “Well, take a look,” he said.
“Consider the physical evidence.” She reached out, took hold of
his hardened penis, held it gently in her cool hand. “I knew your cock would
like it,” she said. “What about your mind? Do you like me as much as before you
heard the story?” “More.” “Because now you know I’m
hot?” “I already knew that. No,
because I know you better.” “And the better you know me,
the more you like me? I wonder if that will be true when you hear the rest.” “I thought you only saw her
once.” “There are other people. I
have a lot of stories, and you might not like them all.” “Try me.” “Not tonight. It’s late, and
you have a book to finish. And I’ve already cost you a day’s work.” “I got some work done before
Maury called.” “And you’ll work tomorrow, but
when will you stop working? And would you like me to come over?” “Come around dinnertime. Say
six-thirty? We’ll have an early dinner in the neighborhood, then come back
here. And Scheherazade can tell me another story.” twenty-seven AT TWILIGHT A trim gentleman in his later years
walked at a brisk pace in He climbed aboard the ship,
and in due course piloted the small vessel away from the pier and out onto the IT
WOULD HAVE BEEN simpler, the
Carpenter thought, if Peter Shevlin hadn’t gone straight to his boat. If he’d
gone home to change first into his idea of what a proper yachtsman ought to
wear. But no, he’d gone from the subway to the restaurant and then directly to
the Nancy Dee, almost as if he knew this would be his last night at the
helm and wanted to maximize his time on the water. So he’d been wearing business
clothes, quite useless to the Carpenter. On the other hand, perhaps it was as
well that the man had been bareheaded. A cap might have cushioned the blow. It had been easy enough to
find a blazer. All the thrift shops had them, and he’d been patient enough to
search until he found one that was a perfect fit. It was missing one of its
cuff buttons, and frayed the least bit at the collar, but that just made it
look like a treasured old garment, the veteran of years of faithful service. The white duck trousers were
new, purchased at the bargain store in Greenpoint, along with a fresh supply of
socks and underwear. The Greek fisherman’s cap had been harder to find, and
he’d decided that any white cap would do, then happened on a store on Which, minus its teeth, now
rested somewhere on the bottom of this very river, wrapped up tightly in
plastic along with the tire iron that had served so well to dent Shevlin’s
skull and, in due course, to knock the teeth from his jaw. It had done good
service, the Carpenter thought, and deserved burial at sea, as did Shevlin, or
what was left of him. The teeth, too, were in the
river. No need to wrap them up or weigh them down; they sank like the anonymous
pebbles they would soon become. And Shevlin’s hands, rendered unidentifiable,
had also been consigned to the depths. It was, he thought, as if the
original Peter Shevlin had ceased to exist, and had been reborn in the person
of the Carpenter. HE
GUIDED THE SHIP southward, past the piers
where several cruise ships lay at anchor, past the floating museum that was the
USS Intrepid, past Battery Park City and, beyond it, the site where the
twin towers had stood. And on, around the tip of Once there had been a
prominent jazz musician who had a spell when he stopped playing with other
musicians, stopped performing in clubs and concert halls, stopped recording.
Instead he would walk out to the middle of the Anywhere else in the world,
the Carpenter thought, they’d have done one of two things. Either they’d have
told him he couldn’t do that, or they’d have all come out to hear him, until
the man gave up and went home.
HE
RATHER REGRETTED THE loss of the tire
iron, now resting on the river bottom with the head of Peter Shevlin. It had
served him well, like the saw and boning knife, also consigned to a watery
grave. And the hammers, and the chisel. A workman, he thought, was as good as
his tools. But it was in the nature of It was a handgun, and Peter
Shevlin had kept it on the top of the brassbound captain’s chest in the little
cabin. A pair of clips held the gun in place, so that it wouldn’t come crashing
to the deck when the boat pitched and rolled in high seas. The Carpenter
wondered what high seas Shevlin had expected to encounter, and decided they
were no less a likelihood than the need to repel pirates, which would seem the
gun’s logical purpose. A war souvenir? Shevlin was
too young for World War II, too old for The Carpenter considered the
gun. He’d never owned one, wasn’t sure he’d ever held one aside from a BB gun
at a carnival shooting gallery and the cap pistols he’d played with as a child.
Handguns, he knew, were of two sorts. Revolvers had cylinders, which revolved;
hence their name. The others were pistols, and had clips. This one lacked a cylinder, so
it was a pistol. And, yes, moving that little lever released the clip, which
contained nine little bullets. Or did you call them cartridges? He rather
thought you did. A drawer in the captain’s
chest held a box that contained more cartridges. The label proclaimed them to
be .22 caliber, and they were identical to the ones in the clip. Surely
military sidearms were of a higher caliber, weren’t they? And the gun looked
too new, too modern in design, to be half a century old. Shevlin, alone in the world,
had bought the gun as a ticket out of the world. Then he’d bought the boat, and
decided to live. But kept the gun on the boat, just in case he changed his
mind. He was pleased with his
analysis of the gun’s history, pleased to have the weapon on the boat with him.
He liked the way it fit his hand, noted how natural it felt to point it here
and there, taking aim, his finger resting lightly on the trigger. It might be a useful tool.
And, if he needed it, it might serve for the final sacrifice. THE
CARPENTER HAD ALWAYS assumed he
would take to sailing like, well, a duck to water. He didn’t see how it could
be terribly difficult. Oh, it might be tricky in an actual sailboat, where you
had to know how to use the wind, but a boat powered by a gas engine couldn’t be
all that difficult, could it? It wasn’t like flying a plane, where you had a
third dimension to contend with. You just stayed on the water’s surface, and
steered to the left or the right. It was, he had learned, a little
more complicated than that, but not prohibitively so. And it was his good
fortune that boating was evidently a pursuit the late Peter Shevlin had come to
in recent years. Perhaps he’d bought it for consolation after he’d been
widowed, naming it the Nancy Dee for his late wife. The Or perhaps a previous owner
had named the boat, and Shevlin hadn’t gotten around to changing it. In any event, the man had
equipped himself with several manuals on the art of handling small boats on
open water, and one in particular the Carpenter found to be remarkably
straightforward and easy to understand. He didn’t know that he emerged from it
capable of passing a licensing exam, but he found he could take the boat out
and make it do more or less what he wanted it to do. This gave him a sense of
accomplishment, and was a source of real pleasure. And there were charts, too.
The Carpenter couldn’t read them, but he didn’t have to; someone, Shevlin or
someone assisting him, had marked routes on the charts, letting one know just
where to steer the vessel. Shevlin was neat, probably a
core requirement for the owner of a small boat, and kept the place shipshape.
There was far less space than the Carpenter had enjoyed in Evelyn Crispin’s
flat in Boerum Hill, but what space there was suited the Carpenter just fine.
And, best of all, there was no goddamned cat to feed. DURING
THE HOURS OF darkness, the Nancy Dee sailed
counterclockwise around the entire This was the first time the
Carpenter had circumnavigated the island. On each of his previous outings he’d
ventured a little farther from home, then turned the boat around and gone back.
But he knew it was possible to make the full trip. The Circle Line did so every
day of the year. And it went smoothly enough.
He sailed up the And he knew (although he
doubted they told you as much on the Circle Line) that, while he was circling
all of the The IT
WAS STILL DARK when the Carpenter
pulled into his slip and tied up his boat. He was tired. It was extremely
relaxing to be out on the water, but it was also exhausting. He undressed, hung
up his clothes, and got into bed. The boat rocked him quickly to sleep. When he awoke, he dressed in
the same clothes he had been wearing. His backpack held a pair of dark
trousers, and after he left the Shevlin had hung a calendar on
the wall alongside the bunk bed. It was from Goddard-Riverside, a social
service effort, and each page bore the amateurish art of a different senior
citizen, with the artist’s name and age listed. Children noted their age on
their letters and drawings, the Carpenter had noticed, and so did the elderly. I
know this is rubbish, they seemed to be saying, but consider how old I
am. Isn’t it remarkable that I can even hold a brush? The calendar was hung to
display the current month, August. Soon it would be time to turn the page, and
the Carpenter did so now, to have a look at September’s masterpiece. It was the
work of Sarah Handler, who was eighty-three, and it showed a bowl of round
objects, which the Carpenter took to be apples. He picked up a red marker and
circled a date. Then he turned the calendar back to August. twenty-eight HE
HAD A surprisingly good day at the
keyboard. He’d anticipated trouble, having so utterly rearranged the furniture
in his life. For months—since whatever happened with Marilyn Fairchild,
incredibly enough—he hadn’t had sex. Aside from various cops, Maury Winters,
and that rummy of a PI, he hadn’t had anyone in his apartment in longer than he
could remember. Add in the fact that he’d just
quit smoking and it seemed likely that the words would slow to a trickle, or
dry up altogether. Instead, they poured down in buckets. He’d finished for the day,
showered and changed, and was sitting at the window when she showed up right on
time. They went to Mitali’s for Indian food and he told her the patch was
helping. “But it was tricky getting it.
You need a prescription for the thing, can you believe that? Every newsstand or
deli will sell you all the cigarettes you want, but if you want to quit you’ve
got to see a doctor. I went to this little drugstore on Bleecker, I don’t know
how they stay in business, and I slipped the guy a hundred dollars.” “You had to schmear him to
sell you a patch?” “I told him he’d be saving me
time and money, and doing me a big favor. He looked around, like somebody might
be watching us. I wonder if any of the guys in the hip-hop outfits are selling
patches in Walking back to THE
JAZZ STATION ON the radio, with
the volume turned low. She said the same thing she’d said yesterday. I’ll do
anything you want. You can do whatever you want with me. For answer, he drew her close
for a kiss, put a hand on her bottom and pulled her loins tight against him. He
was hard, but that was nothing new. He’d been that way in the restaurant. She said, “Anything you want.
And whenever you want, except for Tuesdays and Fridays.” “Shrink appointments? Personal
trainer?” “Sex,” she said. She raised
her eyes to his. Her gaze was open, unguarded. “I’m going to tell you about
Tuesdays and Fridays,” she said, “but I want you inside of me while I tell you.
Can we do that? No, from behind. See how wet I am. I’ve been like this all day,
I had to masturbate, I couldn’t help myself. Now you’re nice and wet, you’re
wet with my wetness. Now take it out and put it in the other place. Yes, yes. I
want you in my ass. Oh, yes. God, you’re big, it feels wonderful. Now don’t
move, don’t thrust. Can you do that, John? Can you just stay like that?” “I can try.” “Oh, God, don’t move. Oh, I
can’t hold back, I’m going to come. Oh. Oh. Don’t move, please don’t
move. Is that all right? Are you okay?” “Yes.” “Jesus, I love you. I do, you
know. Don’t say anything. Can you just stay in me and not move and not say
anything? Yes, you can. Oh, you’re an angel. Now I have to think where to
begin. Maury Winters, your lawyer. The last time I saw Maury he took me to a
fancy French restaurant. We had just ordered dessert when he went to the
bathroom, and while he was gone I got under the table, and when he came back I
sucked him off. “It was very exciting. I
always love doing that, but I especially liked two things, surprising him like
that and doing it in public. No one could see us but it was entirely possible
someone saw me get under the table, and I know there were people who saw me get
out. “At least one, and that brings
us to the man I see every Friday night. I won’t tell you his name, but I’m
going to tell you everything else. I love you, John. I love your cock in my
ass. I’m going to tell you everything.” SHE
TALKED FOR A long time. She didn’t
censor her speech, didn’t check it in her mind but let it flow out unimpeded,
as if she were an open faucet and the words were water. Sometimes she would
feel disembodied, lost in space, and then the hard bulk of him inside her would
bring her back, and she would tighten around him and go on. She told him about Franny,
although she didn’t use his name or identify him beyond saying he had been a
public official, a man used to exercising authority. She told him about the
boys, Lowell and Jay. She told him about the man from She told him about her toys.
She told him about the times she spent by herself, and what she did, and what
fantasies she used. She told him she felt alive,
as she had never felt before. She told him she worried sometimes that she was
crazy, that she was out of control. When she had run out of things
to tell him she lay still and felt him still hard inside her, felt his hand
resting lightly on her hip, felt his mind touching hers. She felt that she
could almost talk to him without words, that her mind could speak silently to
his. Almost. Aloud she said, “Do you hate
me, John?” “Of course not.” “Am I disgusting?” “You’re beautiful.” “But does it disgust you, what
I do? You could make me stop. I don’t want to stop, but I would do it for you.” He was silent for a moment,
but she wasn’t afraid of what he would say. She could feel his mind, so gentle
against hers, and she knew what he said would be all right. He said, “It’s what you do,
Susan. It’s who you are. It’s your art.” Something broke within her and
she felt tears stream down her cheeks. “Oh, my darling,” she said. “Oh, lie
still, lie perfectly still. Don’t move. I want to do this for you.” And she tightened around him,
tightened and relaxed, tightened and relaxed, milking him, milking him, until
at last he let out a great cry and emptied himself into her. “IF
I’D HAD ANY idea what it would do
for my sex life,” he said, “I’d have quit smoking years ago.” “It must be the patch.” “Jesus, no wonder you need a
prescription.” Showers, cups of tea. She was
holding one of his books, Nothing but Blue Skies, studying the dust
jacket photo. She asked when he’d shaved the beard. “The night we met.” “Seriously?” “I was trimming it,” he said,
“and that’s hard to do when you’re in a hurry. And I thought, oh, the hell with
it, and the next thing I knew it was gone. I didn’t intend it to be symbolic,
not consciously, anyway. But I must have, because I’d had it for years, and out
of nowhere I’d just landed this ridiculously huge contract, and zip, no beard.
If you want I’ll grow it back.” “It’s a handsome beard,” she
said, “but don’t grow it back. I like being able to see your face. What you
said before, that sex was my art. That may be the most beautiful thing anybody
ever said to me. It made me cry.” “It’s true, isn’t it?” “It’s entirely true, and I
never knew it until I heard you say it. It’s the craziness that keeps me from
going insane. Isn’t there a song like that?” “Sort of, but I don’t think
it’s about art. A country song.” “Then it must be true, if it’s
in a country song. You know the one thing “Anybody better-looking than
you.” “A country-music station. Or
if there is then I can’t find it.” “There’s one,” he said, “but
it’s no good. Chirpy disc jockeys and nothing but Top Forty shit. You like
country music? Hang on a minute.” He got out his Bobby Bare
album, the one where Shel Silver-stein wrote all the songs. It was vinyl, so he
put the A side on the turntable and adjusted the volume. After the third cut
played he said, “You’ve got to hear this one,” which was unnecessary, as they’d
listened to the first three in respectful silence. The song was “Rosalie’s Good
Eats Cafй,” a story song about the habituйs of an all-night restaurant, and it
ran over eight minutes, and when it ended he took the record off and put it
away “I just wanted you to hear that,” he said. “We’ll listen to the rest
another time.” “I can see why you like that
song. I mean, besides the fact that it’s terrific. It’s a novel, isn’t it?” “That’s exactly what it is.
There was a DJ who played that cut all the time. He got in trouble, because he
wasn’t getting enough commercials in, but he played it anyway. You’re too young
to remember.” “The other day your lawyer
told me I was too young to remember To Have and Have Not. The movie, not
the novel. I remember it just fine.” “Because they show it on
television. That album was released in 1973. Were you listening to much country
music in 1973?” “I was eight, so what would I
have been listening to? Super-tramp. God, do you remember that group? No, of
course not, you’re too old to remember Supertramp.” “Touchй. I remember the Bobby
Bare album because I was a college freshman, and that one song made me realize
I wanted to be a writer.” “Really?” “Well, I already half knew,
but that closed the sale. I realized I wanted to tell stories. Can I ask you
something? And what’s so funny?” “Can you ask me something?
Duh, no, I don’t want to reveal anything of myself to you. Ask away.” “You started off thinking I
killed her. Marilyn Fairchild.” “Well, it’s more like I
assumed it.” “What changed your mind?
Reading my books?” “That’s how I got to know
you.” “And you sensed that the
person who wrote those books couldn’t commit murder.” She was silent for a moment.
“No,” she said. “Not exactly.” “Oh?” “One thing I got from the
books,” she said, “is that anybody could commit murder. Not that there’s a lot
of killing in your work, but you get the sense, well, that anybody is pretty
much capable of anything.” “I guess I believe that. I
didn’t realize it was a message I was sending.” “It’s one I got. There was one
story, ‘ “‘A Nice Place to Stop.’ God,
you’re amazing.” “What, because I remember a
story?” “It’s the book I’m writing,”
he said, and explained. She said she couldn’t wait to read it, and he said it
was almost done, he’d reached that point where it was all clear in his mind and
it was just a matter of getting it down right. And then he asked her again how
she knew he was innocent. “You said you didn’t do it,”
she said simply. “The prisons are full of
people who’ll tell you they never did a bad thing in their lives.” “But I don’t believe them. I
believe you.” He looked at her, thinking
what a treasure she was, thinking how brave she’d been, willing to risk it all
in order to let him see her real self. Did he dare to be any less daring
himself? “Come here a moment,” he said,
leading her to the bookcase. “I don’t know if you happened to notice this.” “The rabbit? Yes, I was
looking at it before. It’s southwestern, isn’t it? Zuni, although they’re not
the only ones carving them nowadays. May I?” He nodded, and she picked it up.
“I think it’s very good. The stone’s beautiful, and the carving’s perfectly
realistic, and not decadent the way some of them are. Not “Unless you want to count an
enthusiasm for women with shaved twats and nipple rings.” “Well, it’s a nice one, and
I’m glad to see you’re taking good care of it. Cornmeal?” “Stone ground.” “Where did you get it?” “Gristedes.” “Idiot. Where did you get the
rabbit? Were you in that part of the country, or did you buy it locally?” “Neither,” he said. “I brought
it home from Marilyn Fairchild’s apartment.” AS
HE SPOKE, A line ran through her
head. A catchphrase, it had turned up everywhere for a while, until people got
tired of it. I could tell you, but then
I’d have to kill you. Listening, she could feel his
hands on her throat. Her heart was beating faster,
but the cause could as easily have been excitement as fear. Maybe the two
weren’t so different, maybe that explained the appeal of roller coasters and
scary movies. When he’d finished she said,
“But you don’t remember killing her.” “No, but I can imagine it
vividly enough. Maybe that’s a form of memory.” “Do you always imagine it the
same way?” He shook his head. “Different
versions.” “That sounds like genuine
imagination, not a memory slipping out the back door because your conscience
has the front one blocked. John, I don’t think it proves anything. You know you
were in her apartment, you know you were with her. You already knew that.” “I didn’t know there were
holes in my memory. I thought I was a little vague about leaving her place and
getting back to mine, but if I was so far gone I picked this little critter up
and brought him home without remembering any of it, I must have had a hole in
my memory big enough to drive a truck through.” Or stick your hands through,
she thought, and fit them around a woman’s throat. “If you’d found the rabbit the
morning after . . .” “And I could have, when I put
my socks on. What would I have done? I’d have picked it up and stared at it and
wondered where the hell it came from.” “And when the cops came the
first time?” “They weren’t looking for the
rabbit. Oh, would I have made the connection? I don’t know. I might have
thought, oh, that’s where the damn thing came from. But I might just as easily
have thought someone gave it to me years ago and I’d managed to forget the gift
and the giver.” “When they came back a second
time—” “The rabbit was listed on the
search warrant. So what would I have done? Either pulled it out right away and
showed it to them or prayed they wouldn’t find it. But all this is
hypothetical. They didn’t find it, and I didn’t find it myself until long after
they’d come and gone.” “And now it’s eating up all
your stone-ground cornmeal.” “That’s why it stayed hidden
until I got the big contract.” “Why? Oh, then it knew you
could afford to feed it.” “You got it.” She said, “John, everybody
knows the Carpenter killed her. Maury told me they offered to let you walk.
That was very brave, turning them down.” “It shows moral strength if I
didn’t do it. I’m not sure what it shows if I did.” “If they had one more piece of
evidence, one more link—” “But they don’t.” “The cleaning person, I forget
his name . . .” “Jerry Pankow. That looks like
a link, but is it? The Carpenter reads the papers, he learns how this poor guy
cleaned up the crime scene and then discovered the body. Let’s give him a few
more to find, he says to himself. Let’s see what other potential crime scenes
he cleans. That might appeal to his sense of humor.” “You think he has one?” “The nail in that woman’s forehead
in “Couldn’t the same sense of
humor lead him to take something from her apartment and put it here?” “Toward what end? So the
cops’ll think I did it? They think that already. Besides, I’m a light sleeper.
And he’d have had to break in while I was sleeping, because the rest of the
time I was holed up here.” “You left a few times.” “Only a very few, and only
briefly How would he get in the door? He’s the Carpenter, not the Locksmith.” “Do you always double-lock
your door?” “Except when I forget. Okay, I
could have forgotten, or not bothered if I was only going to be gone for a
minute, and yes, it locks when you pull it shut, but if you know what you’re
doing you can open it with a credit card. I used to do it myself when I forgot
and locked myself out.” “So he could have done that.
You used to do it? But then you stopped locking yourself out?” He laughed. “Well, no, once in
a while I’m lost in thought and go out for cigarettes with my keys still on the
dresser. Another thing I don’t have to worry about now that I’m an ex-smoker.” “But when you did lock yourself
out, then what?” “There’s a key under the mat.” “Which the Carpenter could
have used.” “If he thought to look there.
Susan, come on. Remember Occam’s razor?” “From college, but I forget
what it is.” “A philosophical principle.
When you hear hoofbeats, don’t look around for zebras. Because it’s probably
horses. That’s my example, not that of the bishop of Occham, but you get the
idea. When there’s a simple and obvious explanation, it’s generally on the
money.” She nodded slowly, looked at
the rabbit in the palm of her hand. She asked if anyone else had seen it. No
one, he said. She alone had been in his apartment since the rabbit turned up. “And you’re the only person
I’ve said a word to. You notice I checked first to make sure you weren’t
wearing a wire.” “Checked very thoroughly,
too.” “Well, you can’t be too
careful.” I could tell you, but then
I’d have to kill you . . . She said, “John? Thank you.” “For letting you know you
might be sleeping with a murderer?” “I already knew that.” She closed her fingers around
the rabbit, reached out with her other hand to touch him. She had to have her
hand on him while she said this. She said, “I told you
everything about myself, all the fucking, all the weird shit in my mind. But I
held one thing back.” “You don’t have to—” “Yes I do. John, maybe you
killed her and maybe you didn’t, but what you have to know is I don’t care. I
honest to God don’t care.” “You don’t care if—” “—If you killed her or not.
No, I don’t. I care about you. I want them to drop the charges, I want you to
be out from under this cloud. I want everyone in the world to know you never
killed anybody. But I don’t have to know it because it doesn’t matter to me.
You think maybe you killed her? So fucking what? I love you just as much if you
did. Maybe more, for all I know.” She raised her eyes to him. There were tears
in her eyes and she blinked them away. She said, “Can you take me to bed? I
need to come. Can you make me come?” WHEN
IT WAS TIME for her to go he went
downstairs with her, walked her to “Didn’t see us,” he said. “Too
busy talking on his cell phone.” “Listening to bad music,” she
offered. “And munching on raw garlic. I
don’t think it was the right cab for you. Tomorrow’s Friday, so I guess you’ll
be busy, won’t you?” “Does it bother you?” “No, I think I like it. I’ve
got work to do, but I think I’d like it even if I didn’t. Friday’s the one
you’re turning into a girl, right?” “That’s the one, but what I’m
really doing is teaching him that he’s kinkier than he thought he was.” “Well, so am I, evidently,
because I’m already looking forward to hearing about it. I expect a full
report.” “And while I’m doing him, I’ll
be thinking how I’m going to get to tell you about it.” “And I’ll be imagining it,
writing scripts for you in my mind. Here’s your cab. I’ll see you Saturday,
okay?” She nodded, kissed him. He said, “I’m glad we found
each other.” “Oh, baby,” she said. “How
could we help it?” twenty-nine THE
EYE-OPENER, JIM Galvin had to
acknowledge, was probably a mistake. If you waited awhile, if you had a decent
breakfast in your belly, eggs and rashers and a link or two of sausage, and
here it was getting on for lunchtime, surely no one would begrudge a man a drop
of the hard stuff. If you held out until midafternoon, that was even better.
But when that first one went down the hatch before breakfast, or instead of
breakfast, well, that didn’t look so good. There it was, John Jameson’s finest,
in your belly and on your breath, and no one who smelled it was going to
mistake it for altar wine. On the other hand, nothing
else really got you going after a bad night. He knew men who swore by Valium,
said it straightened you out without knocking you out, and left your breath
discreetly unscented. But he also knew a man who’d developed a Valium habit and
almost died trying to get off it. Poor bastard wound up in Beth Israel
hospital, where they told him Valium detox could be tougher than heroin. Thanks
all the same, but I’ll stay with the whiskey. It’ll kill me, too, in its own
good time, but at least it’ll taste good going down. Last night had been a bad one,
though it had seemed good enough while it was taking place. A few bars, a few
old friends, a few new ones, and a couple of laughs. A feeling of abiding love
for the old friends, for the new friends, for the whole human race. A sense
that it wasn’t such a bad old world after all. Grand thoughts, grand
feelings, and there were only two ways he knew of that a man could get to have
them. Have a fucking jelly doughnut for a brain, or have a couple of drinks. He’d had the latter, and now
he felt as though he had the former, and that the jelly was oozing out of the
doughnut. So he took down the bottle and filled a six-ounce jelly glass halfway
full. And picked it up and looked at it, like you’d look at—what? An old
friend? An old enemy? He drank it down. Just the
one, just to take the edge off, just to lighten the load the least bit. He had breakfast around the
corner on Avenue B, in a Ukrainian place where they didn’t worry any more about
cholesterol than he did. He had salami and eggs and crisp hash browns and three
cups of lousy coffee, and by God he felt fine by the time he walked out of
there. Now he had to figure out
something to do with the day. HE
WAS OFF THE clock. Maury Winters had
given him a lot of hours, first rooting around for the writer, Creighton, and
then doing some background checking on a couple of prosecution witnesses in a
robbery case. The robbery case pleaded out, with a better deal resulting in
part from a lead he’d developed, so he had to feel good about that, and Maury
was probably feeling good about him. But he hadn’t been able to
turn the trick for Creighton. He’d figured there was
probably a limit to what he could accomplish, given that you didn’t need
psychic powers to know the writer was guilty. Lady walks into a bar, walks out
with a guy, and wakes up dead, you don’t reach for the tea leaves and the
crystal ball. You pick up the guy, and he goes away for it. So he’d gone through the
motions, but he’d been a good cop and he was making an effort to be just as
good at this racket. Before he’d been busting his ass to put bad guys in prison
and now he was working almost as hard to keep them out, which seemed weird now
and then, but the work itself wasn’t all that different. It was a similar mix
of headwork and footwork, and he had the head for it. And the feet, although
they were starting to go on him. He’d done what he could for
Creighton, coming up with a couple of witnesses who could at least blow a
little smoke up the prosecution’s ass, and then the fucking Carpenter came
along and opened up a whole new world of possibilities. All you had to do was
link him to Fairchild and you could get Creighton off the hook. A couple of ways it could have
happened. Harbinger had been sighted in the neighborhood, he’d been confirmed
buying gasoline at Thirteenth and Eighth, so he could have staked out Fairchild
same as he did the one in Say he watched her apartment,
and let himself in when she let herself out. He waited for her to come home,
but when she did she had Creighton with her, two of them and one of him, and
Creighton was a big guy, so the Carpenter’d be in the closet while they did a little
mattress testing. Then Creighton went on home, and out pops the Carpenter, just
in time for sloppy seconds. And, just to make sure nobody else comes along for
thirds, he strangles her and takes off. Or, even better, he gets his
first look at her when she walks into the Kettle of Fish, and tails her when
she walks out with Creighton. He gets into her brownstone—how hard is that, he
times it right and Creighton holds the door for him on his own way out. Knocks
on her door, says he’s back, he forgot something. Yeah, what did you forget,
I’ll get it for you? You won’t be able to find it. Lemme in. And she opens
the door and he says I forgot to kill you, you stupid bitch, and he
does. Maury liked that, he could
sell it to a jury, hey, coulda happened, reasonable doubt, yadda yadda yadda.
Put him in the Kettle, Maury said. Put him in the brownstone. Put him on the
stoop of the house across the street, sharpening his dick with a whetstone.
Anything, just put him in the picture, and it’s frosting on the cupcake. Couldn’t do it. Couldn’t
fucking do it, and all he was doing was following the cops around, because
they’d showed the Carpenter’s picture all over the neighborhood, as if
everybody hadn’t seen it enough times in the papers and on TV. Both bartenders
at the Kettle, the day guy and the night guy, looked at the picture and said
sure they recognized it, it was the Carpenter, and what else was new? Had they
seen him before? Yeah, in the Post, in the News, on CNN, on New
York One, on America’s Most Wanted, on every fucking thing but Seinfeld
reruns. But up close and in person, in the bar? Nope, sorry, can’t help you
out. Great. HE
WENT BACK TO his apartment,
thinking it hadn’t been that long ago that cops wouldn’t walk here except in
pairs, and not even then if there was a way to avoid it. Now he’d had to call
in favors to find a place here he could afford, and it was four flights up and
not a whole lot nicer inside than when they were thrilled to get fifty-five
dollars a month for it. The good part, by the time a broad climbed up four
flights of stairs, she wasn’t going to change her mind. She had too much
invested in the whole business. The stairs were either keeping
him in shape or killing him, and he was never sure which. He got to the top
thinking he deserved a drink for that, but decided he’d collect later. Because,
off the clock or not, he wondered if there wasn’t something he could do for
Creighton. Had to be something nobody thought of. He went over his notes, made a
couple of calls. And sure enough, there it was. It might not go anywhere, if
there was one thing he’d learned on the job it was that anything you tried had
a chance of going nowhere at all. But if you tried enough things, and if you
used your head and your feet, now and then something paid off. He could have had a small one
on the strength of that, too, but decided he’d wait. He locked up and went down
the stairs, which was always a lot easier than going up them. Funny how it
worked. HE
WALKED ACROSS TOWN, taking his
time, and it was early afternoon when he got to “Hey, Eddie,” he said. “Hey, how ya doin’?” A nice
easy smile, you had to say that for him. “You gonna show me that picture
again?” “You remember, huh?” “I may not remember every last
person who showed me that picture, as many as there’ve been. You I remember.
Bushmill’s, right?” “Actually it’s Jamesons.” “Hey, close enough. Rocks or
water back?” He took it with water back,
and while he sipped the water he nodded for a refill. Part of the job, on or
off the clock. You go to bars, you want to get information from bartenders, you
can’t sit there sipping a Coke. And, watching Ragan do it
again, he remembered that, by God, he had been drinking Bushmill’s the last
time he’d come in. He’d stopped someplace else first and that was the only
Irish they had, and it went down well enough, so he stayed with it at the
Kettle. He thought of telling Eddie he was right after all, but why bother?
What difference did it make? “What I wanted to ask,” he
said. “Forget the picture I showed you.” “You and everybody else, but
fine, I’ll be happy to forget it.” “What I was wondering,” he
said, “was if you happened to recall a fellow, probably came in here by himself
. . .” “I get lots of those.” Fucking moron. “Didn’t say
much,” he went on patiently. “Maybe didn’t speak at all, but he ordered a drink
and then never touched it. Stood there or sat there for a while and then—” “Walked out and left it
there,” Ragan said. “Tuborg!” “Tuborg?” “That’s what he drank, except
he didn’t. Just like you said, the sonofabitch sat there with the bottle and
the glass in front of him, and next thing I knew he was gone, and he never took
so much as a sip of that beer. I thought he stepped out for a minute, I thought
he went to the john, I even wondered if he did a Lenny Bruce and died there.
Gone, no forwarding. I never saw him again.” “Did you ever see him before?” “I don’t think so. I know I
never saw him pull that shit before, because that I would have remembered.” “What did he look like,
Eddie?” “I dunno. Older guy, wore a
cap. You see an older guy in a cap, that’s all you see, you know what I mean?
Anyway I got a lousy memory for names and faces. Drinks, that’s something
different. I’ll swear on a stack of Bibles it was a Tuborg he ordered. Shit, if
you’re not gonna drink it, why go for the imported stuff? Rolling Rock’s good
enough if all you’re gonna do is look at it.” “You remember his voice?” Eddie was leaning on the bar,
propped up on his elbows. He screwed up his face and scratched his head, and
Galvin decided he looked like a fucking monkey, found himself checking for an
opposable thumb. “You know,” he said, “I don’t
know that I ever heard his voice. You see the Tuborg sign? I think he
pointed to it, and I said Tuborg? and he nodded. Or we got Tuborg
coasters. Maybe he pointed to one of them. What’s sure is what kind of beer it
is, that part I wouldn’t forget. You know, I could of sworn you had Bushmill’s
last time you were here.” Jesus, he thought, would there
ever be a time he let something slide without having it come back to bite him
in the ass? Evidently not. He said, “You know, I’ve been thinking, and it was.
I never order Bushmill’s, but that particular day . . .” And there he was,
delivering the whole fucking explanation, and this moron was nodding along
happily, thrilled to have gotten something right for a change. And now he could drag out the
picture. “Eddie,” he said, “could this have been him?” “That’s the same picture? Holy
shit, are you telling me the Carpenter was here watching a Tuborg go flat in
front of him?” “Does it look like him?” “Jesus, is it? Like I said, I never
really looked at him. I have to say it could be.” A definite maybe, he thought. “When was this, Eddie?” “There’s a good question. I’m
thinking. Been a few months, that’s as close as I can come.” He wasn’t a lawyer, wasn’t in
court. Where did it say he couldn’t lead a witness? He said, “Eddie, you figure it
was around the time Marilyn Fairchild got killed?” The monkey face, indicating
Deep Thought. “You know, that’s right when it was.” “Oh?” “Like maybe one, two, three
days later. You want to know how come I know? Because I was thinking, suppose I
get asked about this. And it was that murder put me in that frame of mind.” “And this would have been in
the afternoon?” “Just about this time of day.
Nice and quiet, the way it is now.” “Who else was here, do you
happen to recall?” “Well, Max was here. Max the
Poet, he’s always here. Hey, Max!” The wine drinker looked up,
turned. Long face, wispy beard, long fingers wrapped around a glass of the
house red. I get like that, Galvin thought, somebody please shoot me. “Max,” Ragan said, “you
remember that guy, couple of months ago, ordered a Tuborg and didn’t drink it?” Max thought it over. “I drink
wine,” he said, and turned away. Did that mean he wanted a
drink bought for him before he remembered anything? Galvin asked what the hell
that was supposed to mean, and Ragan shrugged and said that was Max, that’s how
he was, and he didn’t remember shit. Who else was here, Galvin
asked him, and it wasn’t just like pulling teeth, it was like pulling teeth
with your fingers. “Draft Guinness,” he said, finally, snapping his fingers and
grinning like he’d pulled off a miracle. “Two guys, they’re in couple times a
week, sometimes together, sometimes not. Actors.” “Actors?” “Or maybe writers. Last I
heard, it was something about a screenplay, but I don’t know if he was reading
it or writing it. Way they pay for their Guinness, they’re movers.” He didn’t know which company
they worked for, or their names, or where they lived. Just that one was taller
than the other. “Or maybe it was the other way
around,” Galvin said, and Ragan looked blank for a moment, then got it and
grinned. “They moved this woman from
her boyfriend’s place, and one of them was saying she liked him, and maybe he
should have hit on her. Whoever she was, she stiffed them on the tip, or the
next thing to it.” He went over it, found more
questions to ask, but that was about all he got. He wrote it out in Eddie’s own
words, or what his words would have been if the mope spoke English, and went
over it with him and got him to sign it. Which the bartender did,
without hesitation. “You know,” he said, “I had a feeling. That’s another
reason I know it was right after the woman got killed, because when I picked up
the glass and the bottle it came to me that this could be a clue.” “To the murder?” “Not to that murder,
but if all of this was, you know, like a movie. A TV show. Whatever. I mean,
say something like that happens, and you have a shot of the bartender, and he’s
holding up the glass, holding up the bottle, thinking these could have prints
on them. I remember I had the thought, I should keep this glass. You know, just
in case.” Jesus, was it possible? “Did you?” “Did I what?” Mother of God. “Did you keep
the glass?” A slow smile. “Yeah, matter of
fact I did.” And he pointed to a whole shelf of glassware above the back bar.
“It’s one of those,” he said, grinning like a fucking chimpanzee. “But don’t
ask me which one. It’s hard to tell them apart.” IT
TOOK THE REST of that day and half of the
next, but he found the moving men. There were half a dozen moving firms based
in the Village and He didn’t have much to go on.
A choice of three dates, draft Guinness (because the one thing he trusted Eddie
on was who drank what), and a moving job for a woman. And Eddie’d come up with
one more item, a colleague of the two named Big Arnie, with a droopy eyelid. Big Arnie turned out to be the
straw that stirred the drink, even though his name wasn’t Arnie at all. I
know a guy like that, the desk man at one place told him, got an eye
goes like this, and more so at the end of the day than early on. And he’s big,
but his name ain’t Arnie. It’s Paul. Big Paul had worked for him,
but not lately. He’d had some complaints, no need to go into that now, but the
last he heard Paul was working for Gentle Touch, on West Eleventh. Which was his next stop, where
he learned that Big Paul didn’t work there anymore, hadn’t for a while, but
yeah, he was working for them around the time Galvin was asking about. And
yeah, the books showed they had a local move on such and such a date when the
client was a woman, a two-person job, and I guess I can let you have their
names. And he found them, and
questioned them separately, and they both remembered the incident. They didn’t
remember the guy, they never even saw the guy, but they remembered what Eddie
went through, pouring another bottle of Tuborg into two glasses and making them
taste it, to make sure the case wasn’t skunky or something. Fucking scene Eddie
turned it into, when all it was was a guy didn’t finish his beer. Sign a statement to that
effect? Yeah, I suppose so. Why the hell not? thirty NO WAY HE
WAS GAY. No fucking way. Jay McGann paused at the
threshold, then let himself be drawn into the wet warmth of Susan’s pussy. He
lay on top of her, felt her smooth female flesh under him, tasted her mouth. Would a gay man be doing this? Earlier, he’d feasted between
her legs, and Jesus, wasn’t that a treat, hair pie without the hair. No gay man
would be caught dead doing that, not if his life depended on it, not if his own
mother came to him in a dream and told him he had to. Pussy was what Wheaties
claimed to be, the true breakfast of champions, not teatime with lavender
napkins. Not that there was anything
wrong with being gay . . . But he wasn’t. A gay man
wouldn’t be thrusting gently but firmly with his hips, moving his rock-hard
cock in and out of that sweet channel, that velvet vulva, that pathway to
paradise. And only a man who was
genuinely confident about his sexuality would welcome the touch of a pair of
hands on his buttocks, male hands, Lowell’s hand, taking hold of him firmly,
pressing the cheeks together, coaxing them apart. He drew in his breath sharply
at the touch, and again at the touch of Oh Christ it’ll never fit
he’s gonna tear me apart. . . But he knew better. It had fit
before and it would fit now, and he held himself in check, stopped his
thrusting into the woman beneath him, and opened himself up to the man behind
him. His sphincter tightened of its own accord—That’s why they call it an
asshole—but then it relaxed, and now the head was in, and that was the
difficult part, and now it was all in there, he’d taken it all, had almost
sucked it in, greeting the insistent guest with open arms, making him welcome. Oh, God, this was good.
Fucking and being fucked, giving and getting. Heaven. He didn’t even have to do
anything, could let All right, maybe he was bi.
You could argue that everybody was, though not everybody was honest enough to
admit it and act on it. Most straight men were too frightened of that capacity
to let themselves feel it, let alone do something about it. And most gay guys,
well, they were warped one way or another, had it hooked up so that they
couldn’t fuck women without thinking they were fucking their mothers. But if you got past your
hang-ups, you could do anything with anybody and feel good about it. And it was part of being a
writer, wasn’t it? Tasting all of life, not just the blue plate special.
Drinking deep at the well. What was it Flaubert said? Madame Bovary, c’est
moi. Not, oh, yeah, I knew a girl like Emma once. Nothing human is foreign to
me. He couldn’t remember who said
that, but it was some writer, it had to be, and he got it right. You couldn’t
write it unless you could first find it somewhere in your self, and how could
you do that if you were paralyzed with fear over who you might turn out to be? Oh, Jesus, it felt good . .
. So many people didn’t get it.
Same as one drop of African blood made you black in the old segregated South,
same as one grandparent made you Jewish in Nazi Germany, in some equally
objective eyes one interlude with another guy made you a screaming queen. Like that
old joke about Ah, monsieur, do you see
that bridge? I, Pierre, built that bridge. I built over twenty bridges. But do
they call me Pierre the Bridge Builder? They do not. Monsieur, do you see that
lion? I, Pierre, tamed that lion, and all the other animals in the circus. But
do they call me Pierre the Lion Tamer? Alas, you know they do not. But suck one cock . . . What was he when he heard that
joke, twelve? Thirteen? About the age he was when he got his first blow job, at
good old It felt great. I mean, a blow
job generally does, and at that age, with no experience, Jesus. But he
remembered how he’d sat there with old Henrietta’s head bobbing in his lap and
thinking how great it would be if he could get a girl to do this to him. I
mean, that’s not exactly gay, is it? To be getting head from a guy and wishing
it was from a girl? And it was just curiosity that
made him imagine what it would be like to do what Henrietta was doing. I mean,
everybody did that, didn’t they? Imagined it? And if he imagined it sometimes
late at night when he was lying on his camp cot and spanking the monkey, well,
that was natural enough, wasn’t it? Here, as far as he was
concerned, was the acid test: On this night and other Tuesdays, he had blown But had he ever done it
without Susan present? Had he ever had the slightest interest in getting
together with Lowell, or any other man, on some day or night other than this
one, with no woman to share the fun? Absolutely not. Never happen. While, on the other hand, he’d
do Susan all by himself any day of the week. And he’d make love to his wife, as
he did several nights a week, though not on Tuesday, not after a night of excess
like this, and Wednesday was a stretch sometimes, he had to admit. But he did
it, and enjoyed it as much as ever. More, really, because he was a more sexual
being as a result of everything he was doing on Tuesdays. Oh, Jesus, that felt great.
Oh, here we go, all three of us at once. Oh, wow . . . So his primary orientation was
heterosexual, no question about it. Gay? Him? You gotta be kidding. “JAY?
TELL SUSAN ABOUT your mystery.” “Are you writing a mystery,
Jay?” “No, of course not,” he said.
“I mean, Raymond Chandler pretty much did it, didn’t he?” “Your real-life mystery,” “Oh, Mr. Shevlin.” “Who’s Mr. Shevlin?” He yawned, stretched, felt
entirely at peace with the world. He was lying between them, and he put one
hand on each of them, slipped a finger into Susan, curled fingers around “Just wait,” Susan said.
“Pretty soon you’ll be wishing it was bigger. Tell me about Mr. Devlin.” “Shevlin. He lives in the same
building as my Aunt Kate, who’s my father’s kid sister. Twice married, twice
divorced, and she’s the one they thought was going to be a nun, so go figure.
Anyway, Shevlin’s an older man, and a couple of years ago his wife died and he
bought a boat.” “And it turns out he murdered
her?” “Jesus, no. Woman died of
cancer, by the time she died everybody said it was a mercy. The mystery is that
Shevlin disappeared.” “When he bought the boat? I’m
sorry, I’ll shut up.” “Not when he bought the boat.
I don’t know when exactly. A few weeks ago. My aunt’s friend, I forget her
name, she knows Shevlin better than Kate does, and I think she’s got a special
interest in him. What’s the expression? I think she set her cap for him.” “I haven’t heard that in
years.” “And her name’s Helen, I just
remembered. Anyway, Helen told Kate that Peter—that’s his name, Peter
Shevlin—that he hadn’t been around lately. It’s a big building, there must be a
hundred, hundred and fifty apartments in it, so Shevlin was just somebody Kate
would nod to in the elevator, and not seeing him for a few weeks wouldn’t set
off any alarms for her. But Helen had an interest, so she noticed.” “Maybe he went to the
Catskills.” “The Jewish “He’s making up the Aloysius,”
“I get the point,” Susan said,
“but isn’t there an Irish “As soon as the fucking
stops,” he said, “the ethnic slurs begin.” “Or the Inland Waterway,” she
said. “Maybe he took his boat all the way down the coast.” “Except it’s still at the
Seventy-ninth Street Boat Basin. Most of the time, anyway.” “Most of the time?” “Helen called him on the
phone,” he said, “and she got the doorman to open the door and see if he was
lying in a heap somewhere, but he wasn’t. And then she called his office, and
all they would tell her was that Shevlin was away and they weren’t sure when
he’d be back.” “If Mr. Shevlin was off for a
dirty weekend,” she said, “with the cute little widow from 12-J, I could see
where Helen could be a real pain in the ass.” “I gather she’s persistent.
Next thing she did was walk over to the “And there it was.” “No, it was gone.” “So where’s the mystery?” “She went over the next day,
or whenever it was, just to make sure. And it was back again.” “So he came home.” “Except he didn’t. Never
showed up at the apartment building.”
“And not telling his office
where he is? And sleeping there, when he’s got a big two-bedroom apartment half
a mile away? And wearing the same clothes every day?” “Well?” she said. “What’s the
explanation?” “Damned if I know,” he said.
“That’s what makes it a mystery.” thirty-one SHE WAS AT
the gallery, going over some numbers when she became subliminally aware of a familiar voice. And looked up, and
there he was, standing with Chloe in front of one of Jeffcoate Walker’s more
alarming visions and encouraging her to tell him what the painting meant to
her. He had his back to her but she recognized the jeans and the deep green
polo shirt, recognized the V-shaped body, tapering from broad shoulders to a
tight little butt. She felt a tingle, and a less
welcome tremor of anxiety. She was supposed to go to his place tonight, and
here it was two in the afternoon, and here he was, in her space. It
wasn’t as though he didn’t have a right, and she’d been planning on inviting
him to see her workspace and examine her stock-in-trade, but this was
unexpected, and the least bit unsettling. She got to her feet, glided
over there, planning her opening line, but he sensed her approach and turned.
“Chloe was showing me around,” he said. “You looked completely engrossed in
what you were doing. I didn’t have the heart to disturb you.” “I think I’ll wait and let my
bookkeeper work it out,” she said. “I keep adding it up and getting different
totals every time.” She turned to Chloe and smiled, and Chloe got the message
and found something else to do. She showed him a couple of
paintings, then took him to the back office. “That’s Chloe,” she said. “I figured that out for
myself,” he said. “And I don’t blame you a bit.” “Even if she works for me?” “Even if she works for the
FBI.” “She’s yummy, isn’t she? Would
you like to fuck her?” “It never entered my mind.” “Because you probably could.
The three of us together, or I could just wrap her up with a bow and send her
to you for your birthday.” “The gift that keeps on
giving.” “She’s got rings in her
nipples, too. And big soft titties like bowls of cream.” “You trying to get me hot?” “Uh-huh. What brings you here,
anyway? I’m supposed to come over tonight and tell you a story.” “My turn first.” “Your turn for what? Oh, to
tell me a story? Did little Johnny get into mischief last night?” “Never left the house. Worked
all day, ordered a pizza, and worked some more.” “Is there any leftover pizza?” “Ate it for breakfast.” “Greedy pig.” “We can order more tonight.” “No,” she said, “pizza’s like
revenge, it’s better cold. What’s the story you’re going to tell me?” “I’m not going to tell you
anything. You have to read it yourself.” “I don’t. . . you finished the
book?” “The first draft. I’ll have a
couple of weeks of tinkering to do before I’m ready to show it to Roz. But you
could read it now, if you wanted.” “You’re sure you wouldn’t
mind?” “I’d like it,” he said. “In
fact I couldn’t wait to find out if you wanted to, and that’s why I’m here. I
don’t know if you’d want to close early—” “Come on,” she said. “I’ll
tell Chloe to lock up when she’s ready to go home. You and I are out of here.” HE
SET HER UP at the table with the
manuscript and a cup of coffee. He’d run spell-check, but that didn’t work if
the mistake was a word in its own right, and at first she circled typos in red
pencil so he’d find them more easily. But that slowed her down, and she decided
she’d catch them when she read it through a second time. For now she didn’t want
anything to get in the way of the story. And it was a good story, the
protagonist richly human, like John but unlike him, the other characters
sharply drawn, the prose and dialogue deceptively simple, transparent as glass.
Early on she was overly conscious of who had written it, aware that she’d have
to offer an opinion, and that kept her from getting as completely drawn into
the story as she would have. But that changed, and everything else fell away,
and there was nothing but the perfectly real world of Harry Brubaker. She read for a couple of
hours, until the letters started moving around on the page. She looked up, and
he was on the couch with a magazine. She was a third of the way through, she
told him, and she didn’t want to stop, but she thought she probably had to. “It took months to write,” he
said. “I shouldn’t expect you to read it at one sitting.” “I want to, though. But I
don’t want to skim. I want to read all the words. It’s wonderful, honey.” “You really think so?” “Oh, yes.” And she told him
some of the things she liked, and his aura seemed to expand with each thing she
said to him. At length he told her she’d better stop, that she wouldn’t be able
to find enough good things to say about the rest of it. “Anyway,” he said, “it’s your
turn.” “To what? To tell you a story?
Gee, I don’t know. I’d feel self-conscious, little old me presuming to tell a
story to a big old super storyteller like you.” “Force yourself.” “Well,” she said. “Okay,
then.” And she recounted the events
of the previous evening. The first time she’d done this, telling him last
Saturday what she’d done with Franny the night before, her excitement had been
held somewhat in check by the fear that he’d turn jealous or spiteful. He’d
liked her stories before, but now she was relating current history, and maybe
he’d find that threatening. But he hadn’t, and now she
felt at ease, enjoying her own story and his interest in it. Then the phone
rang, and he let the machine answer it, then moved quickly to take the call
when he heard Maury Winters’s voice. He picked up and said, “Hello,
Maury?” Then he listened for a long moment and said, “No kidding.” And he
mostly listened, interjecting other uninformative one- and two-word responses.
It seemed like a good time to go to the bathroom, and when she got back he was
off the phone and on his feet, standing at the bookcase with the little
turquoise rabbit in his hand. Suddenly she knew, but she
waited for him to tell her. “They dropped the charges,” he
said. “Fabrizzio called a press conference and made an announcement. That way
she gets to talk about new evidence and the commitment of the district
attorney’s office not only to prosecute the guilty but to safeguard the rights
of the innocent. Maury says when you beat them it never hurts to let them look
good.” “But how did—” “That detective, the drunk I
couldn’t say enough bad things about. Maury let him go, but the guy did some
extra work on his own. He thought of a question to ask the bartender at the
Kettle, something nobody asked him before, because why should they when they
had a picture to show him? It’s complicated, but Maury says his final bill’s
going to include a big bonus for the guy, and I said we should include a case
of his favorite poison while we’re at it, because I owe him a big one.” “You’re off the hook.” “Completely.” He kissed the
rabbit, put it back in front of its dish of cornmeal. “When I turned down that
last plea offer,” he said, “I had the thought that I was setting myself up for
disaster. That I was pushing it that extra inch, and now they’d find new
evidence, and it would be the kind of evidence that would kill me in court.
Because that’s the way you’d do it in fiction. The guy has damn near
everything, a Get Out of Jail Free card, and that’s not enough, and the next thing
he knows he’s screwed, and it’s his own fault. I told myself come on, you’re
not writing this, it’s not fiction, but I was still a little worried.” “And now you can stop
worrying.” “I really can, can’t I? I’m
glad I finished the book before I heard. So that there was still that
underlying little bit of tension.” “Quite a day for you,” she
said. “You finished the book and the state dropped charges. The only thing I
can think of to follow that is a blow job.” AFTERWARD
SHE SAID, “I was in the middle of
a story, but somehow I get the feeling I should save the rest of it for another
day.” “It would give new meaning to
the word anticlimactic.” “But there’s something else I
could tell you. It’s a story one of them told, and it hasn’t got anything to do
with sex. Or maybe it does. It’s hard to tell.” “Oh?” “What it really is,” she said,
“is a mystery. Maybe I should ask your detective friend about it.” “Now you’ve got me
interested.” So she told him the story Jay
McGann had told, about his Aunt Kate’s friend Helen and the missing Mr.
Shevlin. “He’s living on the boat,” he
said. “Except why would he? Scratch that, it doesn’t make sense. I know. He
took off, went out of town for the summer, and one of his friends is taking his
boat out for him.” “They’re not like dogs,” she
said. “You don’t have to walk them twice a day. And he was funny about his
boat. He wouldn’t even let Helen onto it.” “A busybody like Helen? I
can’t say I blame him. You’re right, it’s a mystery.” “I wonder if I should tell
somebody.” “You could tell this guy
Galvin, but not unless you wanted to hire him to investigate. Which would make
you more of a busybody than Helen.” “It would, wouldn’t it? Maybe
I should just let it go.” “You could tell a cop,” he
said, “if you knew one. I know a couple, but I’d just as soon not see them
again. Besides, this is up on the “ “Or lived.” “You don’t think . . .” “I’m just being dramatic. He’s
miles away from the Sixth Precinct, where Slaughter and Reade are stationed,
and no closer to the pair who wanted to tie me to the whorehouse murders.” “I know a cop,” she said.
“Well, a former cop.” “Is he a private eye? Because
then you’ve got the same problem you’ve got with Galvin.” She shook her head. “He’s sort
of retired for the time being. He used to be the police commissioner.” “And he’s a friend of yours?
Perfect. He’s probably not in a position to do anything, but he can tell you
where to go, or just pass the information on for you. You have his number
handy? You want to call him?” “I’ll be seeing him the day
after tomorrow.” “Today’s Wednesday, so that
means . . . Friday? He’s the guy you see Friday nights?” “Shit,” she said. “A former police commissioner.
The only one I can think of is Ben Ward, and he just died the end of June.” His
eyes widened. “Buckram? Francis X. Buckram—” “Francis J.” “I stand corrected. Francis J.
Buckram is Franny? He’s the guy who likes for you to wax his private parts and
fuck him in the ass?” “You’re not supposed to know
that.” “You mean he doesn’t feature
it in his press releases? Damn, that’s hard to believe. Look, don’t worry. I
won’t say a thing. I’ll giggle a little, but that’s all I’ll do, swear to God.
Yeah, tell him. Seriously, I mean it. He’ll know what to do.” thirty-two HE
COULD FEEL him out there. William Boyce Harbinger, alias
the Carpenter. Born December 18, 1939. Height five feet ten inches, weight 155
pounds. Color of hair, gray. Color of eyes, blue. Complexion, fair. Out there, somewhere in the
city. Waiting. It was getting to Buckram. He
couldn’t think about anything else. The way he was these days, he damn well
needed those Friday nights, and he no longer cared what she did to him. She
could draw blood, she could tap a vein and drink from it. Anything, just so she
got him out of his self for a couple of hours. Phone calls piled up. He
hadn’t returned any in weeks, and now he’d changed the outgoing message on his
machine: Hi, I’m away, and not able to retrieve messages or return calls.
Try me again sometime in the fall. That struck him as abrupt, and he’d
thought of adding something along the lines of Have a nice day or Enjoy
the summer, but decided it would be hypocritical. He didn’t care what kind
of a day any of them had, didn’t see why anyone should enjoy the summer. Or any other season. The Carpenter was enjoying the
summer. Cooling his heels, biding his time. Getting ready for something that
would make his What was he waiting for? IT
WOULD BE ON a Wednesday. Last year
the date had fallen on a Tuesday he remembered that much, everybody in the city
remembered that much. There was a line in a Gershwin song about Tuesday maybe
being a good news day. Well, that Tuesday had been a bad news day, the ultimate
bad news day. This year, September 11 would
fall on a Wednesday. There was no way to know that
was what the Carpenter was waiting for, and yet he knew it with an unyielding
certainty, knew it without knowing how he knew it. That was the day that
changed his life, wasn’t it? Well, his and everybody else’s, but the Carpenter
took it personally, and it wasn’t hard to see why. Lost his whole family, lost
every piece of furniture in the room of life. And turned overnight from a
harmless old coot with a penchant for New York City history into a maniac who
seemed set on finishing what the fucking terrorists had started. God damn them anyway, the sons
of bitches. If he could just do something
about them . . . But he couldn’t, of course,
and neither could anyone else. They were safely dead, gone to spend eternity
with seventy virgins, and maybe that was punishment enough. He tried to imagine
a Catholic equivalent, where St. Peter handed good little boys the keys to a
Carmelite nunnery. Here you are, sonny boy. Enjoy yourself. Just be careful
they don’t smack you with a ruler. ON
THE MORNING OF Wednesday,
September 11, there would perhaps inevitably be a ceremony at Ground Zero. The
new mayor would be there, along with the old one, and the governor, and every
local politician who could shoehorn his way in. And, the White House had just
announced, the president of the Somewhere in the city, Buckram
was certain, the Carpenter was thinking about September 11, last year’s and
this year’s. So, he suspected, were half the terrorists and bona fide nut jobs
on the planet. If there was a more obvious target, a stronger magnet for terror,
he couldn’t think what it might be. The Prez himself, standing right where it
all happened, on the anniversary of the day it happened. And what could he do about it? Nothing, he thought. He
couldn’t do zip, but then again, neither in all likelihood could the Carpenter.
There’d be security up the wazoo, cops and Secret Service agents a mile deep.
No question the Air Force would resume overflights, and God help any pilot who
wandered off course that morning. Nobody was going to get anywhere near either
site, Ground Zero or the UN. But the Carpenter might try,
and he might get lucky. The damnedest rank amateurs managed to turn up at the
right place at the right time, and before you could say Squeaky Fromm or Sirhan
Sirhan or John Hinckley or Leon Czolgosz or Charles Gui-teau, well, there was
the shit and there was the fan, and who’d have thought they’d have wound up so
close together? Or just possibly (because,
after all, you didn’t want to lose sight of the fact that he was nuttier than a
whole pecan orchard) the Carpenter wasn’t all that interested in Ground Zero or
the United Nations. Maybe he’d figured out a way to squirt nerve gas into the
ventilation system at the He wanted to do something. But
he couldn’t even go tell anybody. He had access, he could call anybody in the
NYPD or the city government and he’d be put right through. To say what? That he
thought the Carpenter might try something on September 11? Gee, thanks for
sharing that, Fran. That’s very helpful. Sharon, if this clown calls again, I’m
not here. Maybe he should go search If he thought there was a
chance in a million it would work, he’d fucking try it. FRIDAY
MORNING HE WOKE up with a headache and a
sour taste in his mouth. He showered and shaved and brushed his teeth and took
a couple of aspirin, and while he waited for them to kick in he wondered if
maybe he shouldn’t skip his weekly trip to At eight o’clock he was there,
getting a big smile from her smartass doorman. He got on the elevator, and by
the time he got off it he had an erection. He felt like one of Pavlov’s dogs. And she saw it the minute she
opened the door, motioned him inside, felt it through his clothing, told him
she wanted to see it. “The hair’s starting to grow
back, Franny We’re going to have to wax you.” The cuffs, the rawhide thongs,
the leather hood. Her hands, her mouth. The cock ring. The toys. The smell of
hot wax. God help him, he loved it. “FRANNY,
SOMEBODY TOLD ME something a few
days ago and it seems to me I ought to pass it along. I’m not sure if it’s a
police matter, but I figured you would know who should be told about it.” He was dressed, all but his
shoes. She was dressed, too, and had shifted gears smoothly, no longer the
sexual taskmaster, suddenly a woman friend seeking advice. It was harder for
him to make the adjustment, but he sat down to hear what she had to say. And learned about a man who’d
disappeared, an older man, a widower, who’d failed to turn up at his office and
was not lying dead in his apartment. Nothing remarkable there, he thought, but
she went on to tell how the man, one Peter Shevlin, kept a boat at
Seventy-ninth Street, and the boat came and went, apparently of its own accord. The Flying Dutchman, he thought. “I’m sorry,” she was saying.
“Now that I hear myself telling you this I’m struck by how ridiculous it
sounds. He’s probably turned up by now, he was probably never gone in the first
place, just trying to avoid the old battle-ax who’s trying to lead him to the
altar.” “Probably,” he said, but drew
out his notebook just the same. “Better give me the names again,” he said.
“It’ll give me something to do.” thirty-three IN
THE EARLY morning hours, when the
sky was just beginning to lighten, the Carpenter’s wife paid him a visit. He noticed her perfume first.
It was a scent he hadn’t smelled in years, in decades. She’d worn the same
perfume as long as he’d known her. Woodhue, that was the name of it, by
Fabergй. He bought her some every year on their anniversary, and at Christmas,
and on her birthday. And then one day he’d noticed that she was wearing
something else, and wondered why, and she explained that there’d been a change
in her body chemistry, evidently, because her old perfume no longer smelled very
nice on her or to her. And so she’d changed scents,
to something a little spicier, a little heavier, and that became the perfume he
bought for her three times a year, and you would think he could remember its
name now, but he couldn’t. He remembered Fabergй Woodhue, however, and
recognized it the instant he smelled it. And then he just felt her
presence, there in the little cabin of the Nancy Dee. Next he heard her
voice, speaking his name. Billy? She alone had called him Billy. His
parents, contemptuous of nicknames, never called him anything but William.
Friends in school had called him Bill. At work he was William, or Mr.
Harbinger, and Carole called him William, too, in front of other people. When they were alone she
called him Billy. Billy? Can’t you see me? And then of course he could.
She was young, she looked as she had looked in the early years of their
marriage. Not the girl that he met and fell in love with, but the young woman
with whom he had set about making a life. She was wearing the blue dress he’d
always liked. He’d wondered whatever happened to that dress. “Carole,” he said, “I thought
you were dead.” I am, Billy. “But you’re here.” I can’t stay long. “You’re so beautiful,” he
said. Had he ever told her that when she was alive? He must have, he’d thought
it often enough. Yes, surely he’d told her. You used to tell me that
all the time, Billy. I never believed you. “Do you believe me now?” Oh, yes. Billy, I miss you. “I miss you, too, my darling.” I wish you could come home
with me. “Soon,” he said. He looked at
her, took in her gentle smile, breathed in her scent. “You’re wearing Woodhue,”
he said. She smiled, delighted. Yes,
do you remember? I always wore it. It seems to agree with me again. Isn’t that
funny? “I’ll buy you some for your birthday.” Oh, Billy. That would be
very nice. “Carole,” he said, “do you see
the children?” Oh, yes. They miss you,
too. “And you’re all right? All of
you?” We’re all fine, Billy.
Everybody’s fine. He had a million questions to
ask her and couldn’t think of a single one. I wish you could come with
me, Billy. “I have something I have to
do, my darling.” Oh, I know. Men always have
their work, and it’s important that they do it. He’d done his work for years,
and had it been so important? Any of it? “I’ll be done soon,” he said.
“A matter of days.” I have to go now, Billy. “Don’t go,” he said. “Not
quite yet. Stay a few more minutes, Carole.” But she was fading,
disappearing even as he looked at her. He watched her fade away to nothing, and
felt her energy dissipate. The scent of her perfume lingered in the cabin for a
time, after every other trace of her was gone. thirty-four THE
DOORMAN’S NAME was Viktor, and his
English pronunciation was careful and deliberate. Yes, Peter Shevlin lived in
the building, and it had been a while since he’d seen him. But he understood
one of the other men checked his apartment, and everything was all right. “I think maybe he goes away
for vacation,” Viktor said. “That’s possible,” Buckram
allowed. “I understand one of the tenants was asking about him. A woman, I
believe her name is McGann.” “I don’t know this name,”
Viktor said, and asked him to spell it. He looked at the list of tenants, moved
his forefinger down the page as he scanned the names, looked up, shook his
head. Buckram took the list from
him, checking for first names. No Kates, but one Katherine, a Mrs. Mabee. If
Kate McGann had kept her husband’s name after the divorce, and if it had been
Mabee, well, then there she was. A definite Mabee, he thought, and grinned. “Mrs. Mabee,” he said. “Was
she asking about Mr. Shevlin?” “She does not ask me. This
woman asks.” And he pointed to Mazarin, Mrs. Helen. “Every day she asks. You
want I call her?” “Let me start with Mrs.
Mabee,” he said. KATE
MABEE, NЙE M CGANN, was a small
woman, barely over five feet tall. The first thing she did, even before she
asked to see some identification, was tell him she used to be taller. “I’m
shrinking,” she said indignantly. “I’m down three or four inches already, and
it’s not like I’ve got them to spare. I swear it’s not fair. I got a
sister-in-law, I should say an ex-sister-in-law, but I stayed friends with her
after I threw him out. You would say she’s statuesque. Three years older than
me, and she hasn’t lost an inch. She can still pick apples off the trees.” “While all you can do,” he
said, “is charm the birds out of them.” “Oh, Jesus, an Irishman,” she
said. “Now that I’ve let you in the door, why don’t you show me something that
says you’re you?” He showed her some membership cards—the Detectives’ Endowment
Association, the International Narcotics Enforcement Officers Association, the
National Association of Police Chiefs. And his driver’s license, with his
picture on it. “I know who you are,” she
said. “You were the commissioner.” “For a few years, yes.” “And now you want to ask me
about Peter Shevlin? Jesus, what has he done? If he took money and ran, I hope
it was at least a million. Less than that and it’s not worth it, is what my
father used to say.” “My father said the same
thing.” “I suppose it’s too early to
offer you a drink?” He said it was, but she should
feel free to have one herself. Oh, but it was hours too early for her, she said
with a laugh. A small drink before dinner, she said, was her limit, and she’d
give that up soon if she kept on shrinking. Not that the two were related, it
was calcium fleeing from her bones that caused her to shrink, but the shorter
she got the quicker the drink seemed to go to her head, and she was beginning
to suspect she’d do better without it. She was good company, but she
didn’t have much to tell him about Peter Shevlin, just that he seemed to have
gone missing and that her friend, Helen Mazarin, was up in arms about it. She’d
been to the police, and once they’d established that she was no kin of Shevlin’s,
that she was not even his lady friend (“though that’s not to say she wouldn’t
like to be”), that a search of the apartment had shown no signs of foul play,
or of Shevlin himself, and that he was not suffering from Alzheimer’s disease
or any other form of senile dementia, they told her there was nothing they
could do. It was a free country, they told her, and a man could pick up and go
away for a while if he got the urge. She went back a second time,
explaining about his boat, the Nancy Dee, how sometimes it was there and
sometimes it was not. It was a different policeman she talked to the second
time, and he agreed to take a statement and file a missing persons report, but
she had the feeling he just did it to get rid of her. “You know about the boat? How
it’s there one minute and gone the next?” Like so many things, he
thought, but he said yes, he’d heard about the boat. “You should talk to her
yourself. Helen Mazarin, she’s got a good heart, but I’m afraid she’s a bit
more interested in Peter than he is in her, though I’d not be the one to tell
her as much. She’s right here in the building, you know, and just two flights
up, so you can take the stairs if you don’t feel like waiting for the elevator.
Would you like me to call her and tell her you’re coming?” HELEN
MAZARIN WAS A strawberry blonde,
though he had the feeling she hadn’t started out that way. Time had thickened
her at the waist and widened her hips, but she remained an attractive woman for
her years, and the way she sized him up confirmed that she had not lost
interest in the game. I’m too young for you, he
thought. At the very least, you need a man old enough to grow pubic hair. She took him into her kitchen,
sat him down at a table with an enameled tin top not unlike the one in his own
mother’s kitchen, and poured him a cup of coffee. “I’m glad they’re taking this
seriously,” she said. “I got the impression the officer I spoke with was going
to throw my report in the trash the minute I walked out of there, but here you
are.” He explained that he was a
retired policeman, that this was an unofficial inquiry. “A friend of Mrs.
Mabee’s thought I could help,” he said, and she nodded, impatient to begin, not
really caring whose ear she had as long as she could pour her story into it. There wasn’t much he hadn’t
already heard. Peter Shevlin had disappeared, or perhaps more accurately he had
ceased to appear. And it wasn’t like him to go off like that without a word to
anyone, not that he was a man given to a great deal of conversation, but to
walk off and not come back? It had been a couple of weeks now since she had
seen him last, and she ordinarily saw him every few days. And the boat, that was the
great mystery How he loved that boat! The Nancy Dee, that was its name,
named for his wife, a lovely woman, Nancy Delia Shevlin, and what a cruel
lingering death she’d had. She’d gone to the Maybe he’d left on an
unannounced vacation, he suggested, and gave the use of the boat to a friend.
But no, she was sure this wasn’t the case, and he’d realize as much if he knew
Peter at all, because the man was very possessive about that boat. She’d hinted
a time or two that she wouldn’t mind keeping him company on a cruise of the
harbor, and one time she’d more than hinted, she’d outright asked, and he’d
merely smiled and changed the subject. He’d made it quite clear that the Nancy
Dee was for himself and himself alone, and if he wouldn’t even allow a
friend aboard for an hour, how likely was it that he’d turn the boat over to a
stranger to use in his absence? He said, “The policeman you
talked to, the one who took your statement and filed a report. Do you happen to
remember his name?” She’d written it down, she
said, and went off to look for it. He was beginning to wonder why this had
seemed like a good idea when he woke up this morning. Because it didn’t seem
that remarkable to him that Shevlin (or anyone else) would just as soon not
welcome Helen Mazarin at the dock and pipe her aboard. Nor did it seem out of
the ordinary that the man, probably driven half mad by Mazarin on a daily
basis, had slipped out of town without letting her know about it. For this he’d gotten up early,
put on a suit and tie and, for the first time in longer than he could recall,
included a shoulder holster in which his service revolver, a .38-caliber
five-shot Smith & Wesson, had long reposed. The cops all carried more
powerful guns, .45 and 9-mm autos, a necessary response to the heavier weaponry
that the bad guys had. He’d signed the order allowing the change but had never
upgraded himself, because what did the commissioner really need with a gun in
the first place? So why not stick with the one he was used to? He’d felt silly donning the
holster, sufficiently so that he took it off and returned it to the drawer
where he kept it. He locked the drawer, put the key in another drawer, put his
jacket back on, and was out the door before he changed his mind once again and
went back for the gun after all. He hadn’t been able to shake the odd feeling
that he was going to need it. While he was at it, he grabbed
his cell phone. He never bothered to carry it, never got calls on it because
he’d never given out the number. But it would be handy if he needed to make a
call. It saved you the trouble of finding a pay phone that worked. It made more sense than the
gun, anyway. Weighed a lot less, and he was more likely to use it. He had a Kevlar vest, too, and
had made a big thing about that, as part of a campaign to get cops to wear them
all the time, not only when they expected to be shot at. Because how often did
a cop expect to be the target of hostile gunfire? If you actually expected it,
you’d stay home and call in sick. But it was a funny thing, the bullets were
just as deadly whether or not you saw them coming, so he insisted his cops wear
their vests while on duty. Not all of them did, of course, but he made a point
of setting a good example, at least if there was likely to be an opportunity to
display it to the news cameras. It actually occurred to him to
wear the vest today, but it was summer, for God’s sake, and you could sweat to
death inside the damn thing, and it weighed a ton, too. And he was just going
to talk to people, and so he did not expect to get shot at. And if by some
incredible fluke, if by some crazy quirk of fate, if his wild-ass wholly
irrational hunch paid off and the Carpenter was somewhere in all of this, well,
there was no reason to believe that William Boyce Harbinger had ever owned a
gun, or had one in his possession, or even knew for sure which end the bullet
came out of. A Kevlar vest wouldn’t do you any good if somebody came at you
with a hammer and a chisel, and only slowed you down if you were trying to
outrun a Molotov cocktail. So it was home in his closet,
and that was fine, because he felt silly enough carrying the gun. She came back with two names
written on a slip of paper, and was reaching to pour him another cup of coffee.
He stopped her, took the slip from her. The top name had an asterisk next to
it, and she explained that was the man who’d taken her statement for the
missing persons report. The other man was the one she’d talked to the first
time, just in case he needed to talk with him as well. And he’d let her know as soon
as he found out something? He told her she could count on it. SHEVLIN’S
APARTMENT BUILDING WAS on the
north side of The desk sergeant, Bert
Herdig, had a big round red face and not much hair, and what he had left was
cropped close to his skull. He recognized Buckram right away, called him
Commissioner before he could introduce himself, said it was an honor to have
him there, and what could he do for him? Did some fool of a patrol officer hang
a ticket on the commissioner’s windshield? If so just hand it over, and it
would go no further. “A woman came in a few days
ago, filled out a missing persons report,” he said. “Her name’s Mazarin, and
the missing man’s Peter Shevlin.” “Of “Well, that’s the question. He
hasn’t turned up yet.” “He might not, if he’s playing
golf in the Poconos.” “Is that where you think he
went?” “It’s where I’d go,” Herdig
said, “if I had the time and the money. Could I ask the nature of your
interest, Commissioner?” “A favor for a friend.” “Ah, right,” Herdig said.
“Everybody has friends and sooner or later they all want favors. Mrs. Mazarin’s
the friend?” He shook his head. “The friend
of a friend.” “Ah. You’ve met the lady?” “Just this morning.” “She’d come in once before I
saw her,” Herdig said. “Did she mention that?” “She did.” “Tony Dundalk talked to her
then, and more or less sent her on her way. Because it didn’t sound like any
cause for alarm.” “And she came back.” “She did. I thought, let’s put
the lady’s mind at ease, so I took her statement and filled out a report.” “But you didn’t send it in.” He shook his head. “Sending it
in doesn’t accomplish anything. Nobody’s gonna be running around knocking on
doors, looking for an old man who’s minding his own business. All that happens
is somebody wants to know why I’m sending in an MP report on a case that
doesn’t meet the standards. I made her happy, but I stuck the report in a
file.” “And let it go at that.” “No,” Herdig said, “I called
his place of employment, spoke to the head of the department. No, Shevlin
hadn’t been in for whatever it was, a week or so, something like that. And yes,
they’d had a call, said he wouldn’t be in. They didn’t seem concerned, and
after I talked to them neither was I.” “Did she tell you about
Shevlin’s boat?” “To tell you the truth,”
Herdig said, “I had a little trouble following her on that subject. Did I miss
something important?” “Probably not. Did you take
notes when you talked to his employer?” “His department head. Yes, I
took notes.” “And filed them? I wonder if I
could see the file.” Herdig looked troubled. “Uh,
well,” he said. “You know, I’d do anything to help here, Commissioner, but
there’s a question of official standing. My understanding, you’re no longer
officially connected with the department.” “Not for a few years now.” “So you’ve got no official
interest in this particular matter.” “None,” he agreed, “which is
convenient all around, isn’t it? It means I don’t have to file a report, and
neither do you. It also means nobody’s going to ask you where the regulations
say you’re supposed to take down a statement and fill out a missing persons
report and then conveniently lose it in a file drawer somewhere.” He smiled
pleasantly. “Of course,” he said, “if I pick up that phone and call around,
you’re likely to get a call back from someone with so much brass on his uniform
you won’t be able to spot the blue underneath it. And I guarantee you he’ll
have enough official standing to mobilize the National Guard.” “I take your point,” Herdig
said. “Just give me a minute, okay?” PETER
SHEVLIN WAS EMPLOYED by a firm
called Fitzmaurice & Liebold, with an address on Buckram bought a couple of
sandwiches at a deli, got a can of Heineken to go with them, and had lunch on a
bench in He was eating al fresco so he
could make a phone call, and he’d always felt the use of cell phones in
restaurants was an infinitely greater evil than, say, drinking a beer in
public. After he’d bagged his trash and dropped it in a litter basket, he
returned to his bench and managed to get the number at Fitzmaurice &
Liebold, whose offices he was reasonably certain would be closed today, the
Saturday of Labor Day weekend. But you never knew what sort of workaholic Wally
Winegardner might be, so it seemed worth a try. The offices were closed, of
course, but the voice that answered gave him options; if he knew his party’s
extension he could press it, and, if not, he could find it by entering the
first three digits of the party’s last name. He pressed 9-4-6, the numeric
equivalent of W-I-N, and that gave him a choice of two parties, neither of them
Winegardner. He tried to get back to the previous prompt but couldn’t navigate
through the system, so he gave up and broke the connection and went through the
whole thing again. This time, on a hunch, he pressed 9-3-4, for W-E-I, and
learned in short order that Wallace Weingartner’s extension was 161. He pressed
that, and after four rings got a voice mail pickup, with a woman’s
voice—Weingartner’s secretary, he supposed, or the firm’s official telephone
voice—inviting him to leave his message at the tone. He rang off and put the cell
phone away. He could let it go, he thought, but that meant letting it go until
Tuesday, because the office would be closed tomorrow and Monday. And Tuesday
was the third, and a week from Wednesday was the eleventh. And he couldn’t help thinking
the Carpenter was out there. Well, hell, everybody damn well knew he was out
there, but he also felt he was somehow connected to the disappearance of Peter
Shevlin. Made no sense. If he really
thought so, he should stop trying to figure out how to track down Weingartner
(and wouldn’t you think a cop with a name like Herdig would jot down the German
spelling?) and call someone who could hook him up with whoever was heading the
Carpenter task force. But he couldn’t do that, because if he had the guy on the
phone right this minute he wouldn’t have anything substantive to tell him. He
didn’t even have a hunch, for God’s sake. Just a feeling, and one that made
increasingly less sense the more he examined it. He got out the phone again,
called 1-212-555-1212, and actually got to talk to a human being, who came back
and told him that Wallace Weingartner didn’t have a listed phone in the borough
of No listing. He put the phone in his pocket
and gave up. VIKTOR
WAS STILL ON duty, and not happy
at the thought of letting him into the Shevlin apartment. When pressed, he
explained that he was a Russian Jew from Odessa, in the Ukraine, and that the
building’s super and all the other doormen and maintenance personnel were
Hispanic. If anything turned up missing from the apartment, who would they say
took it? “My shift is up at four. Then
is Marcos. You tell him what you want, he lets you in. No problem.” “If I have to come back,” he
said, “it won’t be at four o’clock, it’ll be twenty minutes from now, and
you’ll still be on duty. And I’ll have a couple of uniformed cops with me, and
I’ll pick the ones with the loudest voices.” Viktor turned away, looking
unhappy, and found a key in the desk drawer. “Here,” he said. “You go. Anybody
asks, you can tell them I never set foot in that apartment.” No, he thought, instead you
gave a total stranger the unattended run of the place. For that they ought to
give you a medal. He went upstairs, let himself
in, sniffed the air, and was grateful for what he didn’t smell. Because it was
entirely possible Shevlin could have been lying dead somewhere in the
apartment, in a closet or under a bed or in the tub with the shower curtain
screening him from view. If his death had been close enough in time to the
earlier visit, and if the doorman who’d made the last check had just taken a
quick look around . . . well, the poor bastard would be pretty ripe by now. But in fact the poor bastard
wasn’t there at all. Buckram spent the better part of an hour trying to learn
something useful, and invading Shevlin’s privacy rather thoroughly in the
process. You learned that in police work, learned to search drawers and closets
without blinking, to go through papers and correspondence with the enthusiasm
of a voyeur and the ardor of a spy. What he didn’t find was
anything to establish Shevlin’s presence in the apartment since Helen Mazarin
had decided he was missing. His checkbook didn’t have an entry after that date.
There were newspapers stacked beside a chair in the living room, magazines
arranged on the coffee table, none of them more recent than the date of his
presumed disappearance. There were pictures, mostly of
a woman whom Buckram took to be Mrs. Shevlin. In one she appeared as a bride
barely out of her teens, standing beside a slim young man with dark hair and a shy
smile, who looked to be wearing a tuxedo for the first time in his life. No
pictures of kids, nor did he recall Mazarin mentioning any children. A
childless couple, married young, lived for decades until the wife died and left
the husband stranded. Like the Harbingers, he
thought, in a Both men wound up childless,
though. He picked up the wedding
picture, wishing it would tell him something. She dies and you buy a boat, he
told the young Shevlin in the picture. You’re seventy-two years old, you could
certainly afford to retire, but how much time can you spend putt-putting around
Where the hell are you? He wished he could find a more
recent photo of Shevlin. The wedding portrait was useless, you couldn’t show it
to people and tell them to add fifty years to the kid in the picture. He’d
thought Mazarin might have a snapshot of the man, most likely taken against his
wishes, but she’d said she didn’t. She wasn’t much of a photographer, she’d
said. When he first entered the
apartment he’d wished he’d thought to bring a pair of Pliofilm gloves. He was
careful not to touch anything until he’d established with his eyes as well as
his nose that there wasn’t a dead body in the place, or any signs of a
struggle. In their absence, there was no reason anyone should presume the place
to be a crime scene, so he didn’t worry unduly about breaching its integrity
with his fingerprints. He kept them to a minimum, though, and put the things he
touched back where he found them. When he couldn’t think of
anything else to do he went over to the phone, looked at it for a few minutes,
then picked it up and dialed. If there was ever an investigation, and if they
ever pulled the LUDS, there’d be a record of the calls he made, calls placed
from Shevlin’s apartment after the man had disappeared. But it probably
wouldn’t come to that, and yes, he could have used his cell phone, but the fact
was he hated the damn thing. He started calling the Information
number for different regional area codes, asking for Wallace Weingartner. 718
for Brooklyn and Queens, 516 and 631 for Long Island, 914 for Westchester
County There was a The 202 operator found a W
Weingartner right across the river in He locked up and went
downstairs. Four o’clock had come and gone, and Viktor had gone with it. A
younger man, presumably Hispanic, presumably Marcos, was on the door. He
couldn’t think how to give him the key without confusing him, or getting Viktor
in trouble, or both. And why should anybody else need to get into the
apartment? If he remembered, he’d return the key to Viktor in the morning. Or
find it on top of his dresser in six months and have no idea what it was or
where it had come from. HE
WAS HALF A block away when he
remembered he’d promised Helen Mazarin a report. He had taken down her number,
and he called her now on his cell phone. He reported essentially that there was
nothing to report, but that he didn’t see any real cause for alarm. He’d look
into it a little further, though. The boat, she said. Had he
seen the boat? He told her he’d have a look at it on his way home. Would he
like her to come with him? It would be no problem, she could be out the door in
half a minute. He said he didn’t think he’d
have any trouble finding it. The But if it wasn’t there? Well, he said patiently, then
there’d be nothing to see, would there? She was still thinking about that one
when he rang off. THE
BOAT WAS THERE, and he didn’t have
any trouble finding it. There were three ramps leading
across the water to the floating docks where the boats were moored, and each
had a locked gate restricting access to boaters. The locks looked easy to get
through, and even easier to get around. All you had to do was step over the
thigh-high railing to the side of the gate, take a few careful steps along the
concrete ledge and one big step over the water to the ramp, and you’d finessed
the whole business. If you did this furtively, anyone watching would spot you
for an intruder. If you acted with the casual nonchalance that was the
birthright of every policeman, an observer would figure you’d left your key
home. He walked down the ramp, made
his way through the maze of floating docks, found the Nancy Dee, and
climbed aboard. It struck him as comfortable enough, and probably seaworthy.
Nothing you’d want to cross the ocean in, or sail around the Horn, but it
looked as though you could take it on the water if you had to, which was more
than you could say about a lot of the moldering old wrecks tied up at the
piers. The entrance to the cabin—he
didn’t suppose you called it a door—was locked. He squinted through the
glass—he didn’t suppose you called it a window—and couldn’t see any signs of
life. He knocked, listened, knocked again. Behind him, and not all that
far behind him, a man asked him what he wanted. He turned, saw a heavyset man
about forty, with untrimmed dark hair and an untrimmed full beard. He could
have played heavies in pirate movies. The man’s question was reasonable enough,
but for the first time Buckram was just as glad he’d brought the gun along. “I’m trying to find Peter Shevlin,”
he said. “You know him?” “I know there’s nobody home on
that boat.” “So do I, now that I knocked.
Do you know Shevlin?” “Don’t pay much mind to
names,” the man said. “So I won’t even ask you yours.” And don’t ask me mine, seemed implicit in the statement. “You know the man who owns
this boat?” “You some kind of a cop?” “I’m trying to get in touch
with Mr. Shevlin,” he said. “You didn’t exactly answer the
question, did you?” “Why should I? You haven’t
answered any of mine.” “People around here mostly got
better things to do than answer questions, especially when they don’t know
who’s asking ’em. One thing we do know, we know you don’t go on a man’s boat
without an invitation. You’re standing on his deck.” The son of a bitch had a point.
He got back onto the pier, and the man yawned, showing Buckram what he’d
obviously not shown a dentist in ages. He said, “Answer a question,
and save us both some trouble. Have you seen Shevlin in the past two weeks?” “I don’t keep much track of
time. Or of who I seen and when I seen ’em.” “Has anybody taken the boat
out recently?” “What’s it matter?” What he wanted to do was kick
the big son of a bitch in the knee. Knock his leg out from under him, then
shove him off the pier and into the water. The water was no pure mountain
stream, but he’d come out of it cleaner than when he went in. But then, grudgingly, the
dipshit answered the question. Sometimes the old man boarded the boat at night.
Took it out for a couple of hours, then brought it in. That was all he was going to
get, and as much as he’d expected. Nor did he figure to get much more from
anybody else. He’d do better going into some dark holler in the Ozarks and
asking if there were any illegal stills operating nearby. He understood those
folks really knew how to make you feel welcome. thirty-five THE
CARPENTER, WEARING his yachting
clothes, the cap perched jauntily on his head, sat on a shaded bench in He was doing just that when a
voice said, “Hey, Shevlin.” The gun was in the cabin,
clipped to the top of the little chest of drawers. He had the key to the cabin
in his hand. If he could just ignore the voice long enough to get into the
cabin and get to the pistol. . . “Isn’t that your name? That’s
who he was askin’ for.” So this person didn’t know
Peter Shevlin, wouldn’t unmask him as an imposter. And his information might be
important. The Carpenter turned, smiled
at a black-bearded mountain of a man, a Hell’s Angel costumed as a wharf rat.
“We never met, but I seen you around,” the man said. “Don’t want to stick my
nose in, it’s not my nature, but you had a visitor, and I figured you’d want to
know about it.” And he told of a man who’d come aboard the Nancy Dee late
that afternoon, a well-dressed middle-aged man who sounded like a cop. “But he didn’t flash any tin,
and he didn’t push it like a cop would. And he got off your boat when I called
him on it.” “There’s a lawsuit,” the
Carpenter said. “They want me to appear as a witness, and it’s all very
tiresome.” “Figured it was something like
that. Just thought you’d like to know about it.” “That was thoughtful of you. I
appreciate it.” “Hey” the man said, “we got to
stick together, you know?” He grinned. “We’re all in the same boat.” ONE
LOOK AT THE river told you it was
a holiday weekend. Even at this hour there were still plenty of boats out. He
loved the way they looked, small private craft enjoying the city’s great
harbor. The little sailboats were especially attractive, and it looked like
fun, sailing around as they did, pushed by the wind. It would be silent on a sailboat,
too. You wouldn’t have the noise of the boat’s engine. But you’d have to know what
you were doing. He supposed it was the sort of thing a person could learn, and
felt a momentary pang of regret that he never had. It was something one ought
to have done earlier in life, and for a few minutes he allowed himself a
fantasy of what might have been, pictured himself at the helm of a small
sailboat, accompanied by his wife and children. He’d bark out orders—Mind
the boom! Hoist the jib!—and they’d hasten to carry them out. He didn’t
know what the words meant, but he’d have learned that whole vocabulary, and
they’d sail away the hours, sail away the days. Someone had put his feet on
the deck of the Nancy Dee. Someone had come around snooping, asking
questions, looking for Peter Shevlin. This was not good at all. He looked out over the water,
considering the implications. It was possible, of course, that the intrusion
had been as trivial as he’d explained it to the bearded man. Someone with
business with Shevlin might have gone looking for him; failing to find him at
his apartment, he could then have tried him at the But it was more likely that
someone realized that Peter Shevlin was missing, and that was why he’d had a
visitor. Perhaps it would be best, for the next few days, if he came to the
boat later and left it earlier. Should he avoid sailing altogether? That might
not be necessary, if he took the proper precautions. He owed a debt of gratitude to
the man with the black beard, and wondered if a bullet might not be the best
way to pay it. Because, for all that his warning was useful, his knowledge was
dangerous. He had looked the Carpenter right in the face, and the Carpenter’s
face had been made familiar to the entire city, and indeed to the world beyond. On the plus side, whenever the
man looked at him in the future he’d recognize him as Peter Shevlin. That was
all to the good, until the moment the fellow spotted a newspaper photo or
watched Invite him on board, sail out
onto the middle of the river, far enough so that a shot from a small-caliber
gun in a closed cabin wouldn’t reach another human ear. Wait until the man was
distracted, because he was huge, he might be harder to kill than Rasputin. Then
put a bullet into the back of his skull, into the base of his brain. And then what? He didn’t have
the boning saw, it was down there in Davy Jones’s locker, and it would be hell
dismembering a man that size in the close quarters of the boat’s cabin. No,
just get him overboard, but even that could not be done without difficulty. All in all, he decided,
killing him presented more and greater risks than letting him live. Besides, the Carpenter
thought, the man would die soon enough. They all would. THE
MARINA WAS ON the Jersey side of
the river, a ways upstream from the But that didn’t make the
rawboned man with the bandage on his cheek disinclined to take his money and
sell him a five-gallon can of gasoline. “Oh, and a case of beer,” the
Carpenter said as an afterthought. “In bottles, and make it whatever’s the
cheapest.” The man said he had Old
Milwaukee at a real good price, but that’d be cans. Did it have to be bottles?
The Carpenter said it had to be bottles. There was something about drinking out
of a can, he said, and the rawboned man said he knew exactly what he meant. He wound up with two cases of
Bud Light. (“You know what? Make it two cases, I don’t want to run out in the
middle of a holiday weekend.”) The bottles had twist-off caps, and he twisted
them off one by one, pouring their contents overboard. He filled the two cases
with the empty bottles and carried them into the cabin. That made five cases, or sixty
bottles. And ten gallons of gasoline, which was far more than he’d need. Sixty
twelve-ounce bottles would hold 720 ounces, or a little more than twenty-two
quarts, which was not much more than five gallons. Of course you had to allow
for some spillage, the Carpenter thought. And anything left over would just add
to the final sacrifice. He wouldn’t fill the bottles
yet. He had to store them in the cabin, where they wouldn’t be readily seen,
and he knew his cloth wicks would not be airtight. In a closed space, the fumes
could reach dangerous levels. He wouldn’t want that. But he had his bottles empty
and ready, his strips of cloth already torn, the gas on hand waiting to be
poured. He was prepared. He was back at his slip by
three in the morning. He waited long enough for anyone who’d been disturbed by
his engine to go back to sleep. Then, quietly, he changed his clothes, loaded
the white pants and the cap into his backpack, and went ashore. thirty-six CREIGHTON
SAT ON he couch and thought of a
cigarette. He didn’t necessarily want one, but the thought came to
him, as it often did. With the day’s first cup of coffee, at the end of a good
meal, after lovemaking, or when a conversation seemed to require a pause, that
little break you got when you shook a Camel out of the pack and put a flame to
it. He told himself, not for the first time, that a mind was a terrible thing
to have, and turned his attention back to the television set. America’s Most Wanted was on. They’d just dramatized the story of a And now it was Carpenter time.
John Walsh told how tips had led law enforcement officers to kick in a door at
a motel in “But we’re getting closer,”
Walsh assured his viewers, and went on to announce that another New York City
murder, that of real estate agent Marilyn Fairchild, had been definitely
credited to the Carpenter. “He makes it sound as though
the program’s responsible,” Susan said. “Not a word about James Galvin, PI, or
the public-spirited author who hired him.” “I talked about him this
afternoon. Gave him credit.” “By name?” He nodded. “If they don’t cut
it,” he said, “it’s a nice plug for him.” He’d spent the afternoon at
NBC’s “Call me crazy,” she said,
“but when the book comes out, I’m not ruling out Oprah. She’s done with
the book club, but that doesn’t mean she’s not booking authors.” The publicity was so hot, and
making everyone at Crown so happy, that you could easily lose sight of the fact
that there was a book in there, too. But there was, and Esther Blinkoff was
reading it over the weekend. He had the feeling she’d love it whether she liked
it or not, but he also expected her enthusiasm to be genuine. Because he’d felt right about
this one from the first day, and the three readings the book had had so far
confirmed his feeling. He’d read it himself, of course, catching typos and
overused words and redundancies and the occasional awkward phrase, and his was
hardly an objective reading, but it was a relief to discover that he liked what
he read. Susan was his ideal reader, the one he’d been writing Darker Than
Water for before he knew she existed, the one for whom he’d been writing
all his life. He’d expected her to love it, as indeed she had, and for all the
right reasons; her reaction was reward enough for writing it. But not the only reward he
could expect, according to Roz, who could be counted on for an honest
appraisal. Artistically, she assured him, it was at least as good as anything
he’d written, and probably his best work. From a commercial standpoint, it was
even more impressive. “The crime angle got you the contract,” she told him,
“and the numbers plus the publicity angle had this book headed for the list
before you wrote it. But Darker Than Water would be a candidate even if,
God forbid, those cops had never come knocking at your door. What’s so funny?” “‘God forbid’?” “Well, face it, the way it
turned out it was a blessing. But without all that, if you just walked in and
laid this on my desk, I’d do the same thing, I’d run half a dozen copies and
have an auction. And I wouldn’t get three million dollars, but I’d get
something in the high six figures, I guarantee you that. You’re already rich
and famous, sonny boy, and you’re gonna be richer and famouser. What do you
think of that?” SUSAN
HEARD HIM SINGING in the shower. She
loved that, it was such a guy thing. Like karaoke, but without making a public
spectacle of yourself. She’d joined him in the shower
the other day, effectively ending the concert but starting something even
better. She loved soaping him, loved that he had all that hair on his body. It
contrasted so nicely with her own. Should she go in there now?
No, she decided, it wasn’t the sort of thing you wanted to do too often. She’d
think of something else, something special. She picked up the little
rabbit, touched the smooth stone to her cheek. Was she losing her mind or was
the cornmeal disappearing from its bowl? There did seem to be less of it than
the last time she’d looked. She kissed the creature,
informed it that it was a little pig, and put it back in front of its dish. He’d bought a bunch of bananas
the other day, and they looked ripe enough to eat. She peeled one, and it was
just right, ripe but firm. She closed her lips over the end of it and savored
the feel of it in her mouth, then got an idea. She ate that banana and peeled
another one. When he got out of the shower
she was waiting for him in the bed. “I’ve got something for you,” she said. “I’ll bet you do.” “It’s a banana,” she said,
“and I hid it.” “My goodness,” he said. “Now
where could you possibly hide something like that?” “I think you should look for
it,” she said, “and if you find it you get to eat it. But there’s a catch.” “I was afraid of that. What is
it?” “You’re not allowed to use
your hands.” And what an inspiration that
turned out to be. He didn’t stop when the banana was gone, didn’t stop after
her first or second or third orgasm, and how could you count when one sort of
rolled over into the next, and finally he was lying on top of her, his cock
buried inside her, bigger than the banana, firmer than the banana, oh God
sweeter than the banana, and he was kissing her, and his mouth tasted of pussy
and banana, and if they could synthesize that combination everyone would want
to pour it over ice cream, and he was fucking her with a lazy rhythmic roll of
his hips, taking his time, taking his time, and she looked into his eyes and
they were looking back into hers, and she couldn’t help herself, she couldn’t
help herself, and she took his big hands and put them at the sides of her
throat. “Oh, yes,” she said softly,
and pressed his hands tighter against her throat. “Oh, please, yes.” HE
AWAKENED TO THE smell of coffee brewing. It was the perfect aroma to
wake up to, and in fact you could use the coffeemaker as an olfactory alarm
clock if you wanted, loading it up with coffee grounds and water, and setting
it to start its brewing cycle when you wanted to get up. That had always struck
him as too much trouble, but here was the perfect solution: have someone sleep
over, and let her wake up before you. And bring you coffee in bed,
which she did a moment later. She was dressed, and looked
beautiful. “I went out for the Times,” she said. “It’s a holiday
weekend, so it’s smaller than usual. It only weighs ten pounds.” She’d been about to wake him,
she said, if the smell of the coffee hadn’t done the job. His interview with
Matt Lauer was due to air in ten minutes. Meanwhile here was the Book Review
section. They sat on the couch with
separate sections of the newspaper. The TV was on and tuned to the right
channel, with the sound muted until the show came on. He tried to read a review
of the latest offering by a South American magic realist, then tried to read
Marilyn Stasio’s crime fiction column. But his mind kept wandering away,
imagining the reviews Darker Than Water might get. Would they like it?
Would they hate it? Did it matter? And there was Matt Lauer,
wearing the same jacket he’d worn the day before. He put the sound on, set the
paper aside. His interview would probably be later on in the show, but he
wanted to watch the whole program. Beside him, Susan leaned
gently against him, and he put an arm around her, drew her close. Jesus, a new
game, Hide the Banana. How’d he get so lucky? And then he remembered how
she’d taken his hands and put them on her throat, how she’d kept them there,
pressing them to her. Please, she’d said, as if begging. He sensed something
unpleasant, some unthinkable thought, hovering just out of sight, just out of
reach. He took a breath and willed it away and made himself pay attention to
what Matt Lauer was saying. thirty-seven CHANNEL-SURFING,
BUCKRAM happened on Matt Lauer interviewing
a terrorism expert on parallels between the Carpenter and the demento with the
mail-order anthrax. The most striking point of similarity, he thought, was that
so far nobody had managed to catch either one of them. It had been almost a
year since Mr. Anthrax started spreading his powdered cheer, long enough for
him to have slipped everybody’s mind, including, apparently, the fucking
Bureau. He stayed with the show,
though, muting it during the commercial, and the next segment paired Lauer with
John Blair Creighton, the writer, whom Buckram had seen last at Stelli’s. The
guy had been on top of the world that night, and he looked even happier now,
happier than anyone had a right to look on a Sunday morning. Right off the bat, he found
out the reason. Somehow he’d missed hearing that the DA’s office had thrown in
the sponge and dropped charges. Nice for Creighton, he thought. Had to feel
good if he was really innocent, and had to feel even better if he wasn’t. And then Creighton was giving
credit to Jim Galvin, mentioning him by name, saying he’d worked the case on
his own time. He watched the show through to
the end, then found Galvin’s number and called. It was busy, but he got through
five minutes later when he tried again. “I know two things about you
now,” Galvin said, before he could say more than hello. “You’ve got cable and
you skipped church this morning.” “Everybody’s got cable,” he
said, “and I’ve skipped church every morning for the past twenty years. Longer
than that, if you don’t count weddings and christenings. That was some nice pat
on the back he just gave you, and some nice piece of work you did.” “Phone’s been ringing off the
hook,” Galvin said. “Of course I never saw it myself. I was watching female
bodybuilders on ESPN Two.” “If I’d known about that,” he
said, “I wouldn’t have wasted my time on Matt Lauer. Seriously,
congratulations. It’s gonna bring you some business. Plus some offers to be on
some shows yourself, which’ll bring in more business.” “Yeah, but don’t worry. I’ll
fuck up a few cases and be right back where I am now. But thanks, Fran. I got
lucky, but it’s luck I made for myself, so I don’t mind taking a bow for it.
And I got the guy out from under, and that’s something.” “You think he really didn’t do
it?” “No, the DA gave him a walk
because he’s got such a nice smile.” “He was using it a lot this
morning,” Buckram said. “That’s one happy fella. Seriously, what’s your best
guess?” “The man paid me,” he said,
“which he legally didn’t have to do, although in another sense he did have to.
But he also gave me a nice bonus, which he definitely didn’t have to do, plus
he sent over a case of booze.” “Your brand?” “Better. I drink Jameson, and
that’s what he sent, but he made it the twelve-year-old.” “Only an innocent man could do
a thing like that.” “My reasoning exactly,” Galvin
said. HE
WALKED UP TO No point in moving in for a
closer look. No point in coming here at all today. He had a damn good
explanation for Helen Mazarin, although he wasn’t going to bother delivering
it. Shevlin had taken a trip somewhere, and yes, his boat left its slip
occasionally, and not because some friend of Shevlin’s had been given
permission to take it for a spin. That tub of shit with the beard had borrowed
it without permission, he or one of the other lovelies who lived there. Knew
the owner was out of town, and their own waterlogged wrecks weren’t going
anywhere, so why not sail away on the Nancy Dee? He couldn’t imagine
anybody who knew boats would have a hard time gaining entry or starting the
engine, and if they brought it back Shevlin would never know it had been gone. Obvious, once you thought of
it. He just missed his bus back
across town. Typical, he thought. A wasted trip gets a little longer. And this
was Sunday, so God knew when there’d be another. He caught a cab and went home. HE
WAS GOING THROUGH his notebook,
tearing out pages with obsolete and often meaningless notes on them, and came
to a phone number. WW, and ten numbers starting with 202. It took him a minute, but then
he cracked the code. He picked up the phone, dialed
the number, and a woman answered. He asked for Wallace Weingartner, and she
said, “Yes.” When she left it at that, he
said, “Uh, is Mr. Weingartner at home?” “I’m sorry,” she said, “but I
never respond to telephone solicitation. In fact this number is on a national
Don’t Call list, and you’re in violation of a federal regulation. I suggest you
act accordingly.” And she hung up. The day, he thought, was just
getting better and better. He hung up himself, and went into the kitchen to see
if there was a cup of coffee left in the pot. He was pouring it when he
realized the voice had sounded familiar, though he couldn’t place it. Maybe all
irritated women sounded alike. God knows there were enough of them around. He picked up the phone,
pressed Redial. When she answered he said, “I’m not a telemarketer. I’m trying
to reach the Wallace Weingartner who’s a department head at Fitzmaurice &
Liebold.” “That would be me.” “Yeah, that was you on your
office voice mail. I knew I’d heard it somewhere. I’m sorry, because of the
name I assumed—” “Of course you did,” she said.
“Everybody does. It’s W-a-l-l-i-s, my mother was absolutely starry-eyed
nuts about the Duchess of Windsor, and I’ve spent my whole life trying to
figure out why. I don’t think I got your name.” “Francis Buckram,” he said.
“That’s Francis with an i.” She had a good laugh, rich and
generous. “I thought it might be,” she said. “How can I help you?” He explained that he was
calling on behalf of neighbors of Peter Shevlin, trying to find out what had
become of the man. “I believe he’s ill,” she
said. “He failed to come in one day and didn’t call, which is very unlike
Peter, and later that same day I had a call from either a cousin or brother of
his, I don’t remember which.” “Saying that he was ill.” “Yes, and I got the impression
that it was serious, the sort of thing one doesn’t recover quickly from.” She
paused, then said, “If at all.” “I see.” “I was shocked,” she said,
“because Peter had been perfectly fine the day before, though he’s not a young
man, and I guess things can happen suddenly. But the brother rang off before I
could ask him how we could reach Peter. We’d have sent flowers, of course, and
called to find out more about his condition.” “And you never heard anything
further.” “Not yet, no. I’ve been hoping
the brother would call back, but so far he hasn’t.” He told her he’d let her know
if he learned anything, and gave her his own number in case she found out more
before he did. After he’d rung off he still realized he had no idea what sort
of business Fitzmaurice & Liebold carried on, or what Peter Shevlin did
there. Whatever it was, he had a
feeling he wouldn’t be doing it anymore. FIRST,
THOUGH, HE SPENT the better part
of an hour on the phone, doing what he should have thought to do yesterday. He
called area hospitals, trying to find one that had Peter Shevlin for a patient.
He didn’t think Shevlin was in a hospital, didn’t think he was alive, but he
had to make the calls to rule out the possibility. Hadn’t the Carpenter done this
before? In So that no one would come
looking for her. So that he could live in her
apartment, water her plants, feed her goddamn cat. Live there in perfect
comfort, at least until the smell got too bad and drove him out. He might have moved on by now.
Might have holed up on Shevlin’s houseboat for a few days or a week. But he’d
have killed Shevlin somewhere else, not on the boat, so he wouldn’t have the
same problem he’d had with Crispin. Unless his visit yesterday had
spooked him somehow, in which case he was in the wind. So long, see you later. But he didn’t think so. He’d
had a feeling about this one right from the start, from the minute Susan
started telling him an apparently pointless story about someone neither of them
knew. Right away he’d thought of the Carpenter. That was the only thing he
thought of, the only thing that could have made him take even a cursory
interest in the business, let alone get off his ass and get involved. Something occurred to him, and
he went looking for the photocopies Herdig had made for him at the Two-Oh. He
read Shevlin’s description—height, weight, age, complexion, color of hair,
color of eyes. At seventy-two, Peter Shevlin
was ten years older than the Carpenter, but everything else was pretty much on
target. If you put the two men in a lineup they probably looked entirely
different, but that was the point; you could put them in a lineup,
because they were close enough in physical type. Close enough to fool the big
galoot with the black beard? Pop-eye’s worst nightmare? Yeah, maybe. If he’d been working the case
with a partner they’d toss ideas back and forth, batting them around, throwing
verbal spaghetti on the wall to see what stuck. He was running a solitaire
version of the same game, tossing his own ideas in the air and taking a swing
at them. Maybe he needed a partner.
Maybe he should call Galvin, let him try for another brass ring. Maybe he should call whoever
was heading up the Carpenter task force. Odds were good it was someone he knew,
and a hundred percent certain it was someone who knew him. And if the Carpenter was
hanging out, keeping an eye on things? No way they could infiltrate
an area like the And if he had never been there
in the first place, if Peter Shevlin was having a hot time with somebody else’s
wife and didn’t want the world to know about it, then what? And wouldn’t the
word get around that a certain former police commissioner was just a little bit
past it? You couldn’t go in without
backup, he thought. Not unless you were out of your mind. Not even if
you were out of your mind. But you could take a look
first. You could do that much. Hang out, sneak a peek, make sure the wild goose
was there for the chasing. You could do that, couldn’t you? He took his cell phone, his
holstered .38. Found a set of handcuffs, dropped them in a jacket pocket. And,
feeling a little foolish, and wishing the day were cooler, he stripped to the
waist and dressed again, this time with the Kevlar vest underneath his shirt. thirty-eight THE NANCY DEE was
still in its slip. Buckram had figured it would be. The Carpenter would
use darkness. He was, from all accounts, a man who shrank from the limelight
and sought out the shadows. He’d almost certainly board the ship after the sun
had set, when there was less light to be seen by and fewer eyes to see him. If
he was going to take the boat out, he’d do so then. Or he’d keep his hands off
the tiller and catch a few hours of sleep, leaving well before daybreak. What was the best way to do
this? He could board the boat now.
He’d had a glance at the lock on the cabin door earlier, and it hadn’t looked
terribly challenging. And why should it be? Out on the water you worried about
pirates, not burglars. He’d added a handcuff key to his key ring before he left
the apartment, and while he was at it he included the flat strip of flexible
steel that had opened more than a few doors for him over the years. He’d be
inside the Nancy Dee’s cabin almost as quickly as if he had the key. And then he’d be waiting there
when the Carpenter showed up. He’d hear the man coming, feel the boat shift
when he came on board, and have a gun in his hand when the man came through the
cabin door. With the advantage of surprise, he’d have the son of a bitch
collared and cuffed before he knew what was happening. And if it was Shevlin? Well, hell. He’d tell him he
was under arrest for making everybody crazy, and then he’d relent and send him
home to Helen Mazarin, which would be punishment enough. But it wouldn’t be Shevlin.
Shevlin was dead, he was sure of it, and the man who came into the cabin would
be the man who’d killed him. There were other approaches he
could make. He could stake out the Mr. Harbinger? No, don’t move,
and keep your hands in plain sight. Down on the ground, hands behind your back
. . . Easier with two people, easier
still with three or four. Hard to corner a man when you were by yourself. You
could run at him full speed, tackle him without warning, but you ran the risk
of bystanders misreading the situation and interfering—plus a whole lot of egg
on your face if you tackled some visiting fireman from And if the tackle wasn’t
perfect, and if the Carpenter made a break for it, then where were you? Even if
you were willing to shoot at him, against regulations for cops, flat-out
illegal for a private citizen, you risked missing him and hitting somebody
else. No, the best thing was to lay
in wait and take him by surprise. Now? Now the sun was still high in
the sky, and hot enough to make him question the wisdom of the Kevlar vest. Hard to spot anybody in that
sea of people. He looked for a place to sit, passed up a bench he could have
shared with a woman who was feeding pigeons, shared another with an Asian man
who was reading a copy of El Diario. He sat back, relaxed. But kept
his eyes open. THE
MOVIES WERE BETTER during the
week. The films, of course, were
essentially the same, irrespective of the day or time they were shown. But the
theaters served better as refuge and dormitory on weekday afternoons, when even
the most popular films drew tiny audiences. Saturdays and Sundays attendance
increased dramatically, which was good for the theater owners and the film
studios, but not as good for the Carpenter. Still, he’d learned how to
manage. You showed up when the box office opened, bought a ticket for a film.
If there was a foreign-language feature with subtitles, you chose that, knowing
that it would remain relatively deserted no matter what day it was. Failing
that, you avoided any picture designed to appeal to the young. Anything
animated, anything with children or animals on the poster. If the featured performers
were ones he recognized, the audience was likely to be sparse. Because that
meant the actors were older than average, and so were the people who came to
see them. Such films were among the more popular on weekday afternoons, when
the elderly made up the greater portion of the audience. On weekends, however,
when senior rates were not available, the old folks stayed home, and the young
watched Brad Pitt or Scooby-Doo. There were other useful
maneuvers. The best seats, from the Carpenter’s point of view, were on either
side against the wall, and at the rear of the theater. This did not put you all
that far from the screen. In the old days, when screens were much larger and
movie houses cavernous, it was a different matter. But you were as far away as
you could get, and unless the showing was a sellout (and it wouldn’t be, unless
you’d made a gross error in your film selection) there’d be no one sitting near
you, neither to the side or immediately in front. Because screens had gotten
smaller along with the theaters, you might not be able to see too well from
where you were, and if you’d been lucky enough to find a foreign film, well,
you could forget about trying to read the subtitles. But entertainment wasn’t
the point. A secure and restful environment, that was your prime consideration. The tricky part came when the
picture ended. You couldn’t just stay in your seat and wait for the next
showing, because they’d clear the house and walk through the length of each
row, picking up at least some of the popcorn tubs and candy wrappers left
behind by the departing moviegoers. You could try saying you’d come in halfway
through the picture, he supposed, but he wasn’t at all sure that would work;
worse yet, it invited attention, and that was what you most wanted to avoid. What you had to do was plan.
By the time you bought your ticket, you already knew what film you’d go to
after you left the first theater. Today, for example, the Carpenter had been
one of the first at the box office, one of the first to take a seat—in the
rear, of course, and against the right-hand wall—for a showing of a film
starring Clint Eastwood. He dozed through the commercials, dozed through the
coming attractions, and dozed on and off through the picture, opening his eyes
each time gunfire roused him and checking his watch before drifting off again. When one such check showed
only fifteen minutes before the film was scheduled to end, the Carpenter left
the theater, having to disturb only one person, a tiny little woman perched on
the aisle seat. Anyone who noticed him leave at that point in the film would
take him for a man who had to go to the bathroom, and the Carpenter did
precisely that. Nor was the visit undertaken purely for purposes of deception;
the Carpenter could have held out until the end of the film, but welcomed the
opportunity to relieve himself. Having done so, he went to the
refreshment stand and bought popcorn, then headed for the theater that was next
on his list, where a film based on a Henry James novel was scheduled to begin
in twenty minutes. The timing was right, and he couldn’t imagine that any film
based on anything by Henry James could draw a young audience. Carrying his
popcorn, mingling with other people with the same destination, the Carpenter
did not look like someone sneaking into a second film that he hadn’t paid for.
He didn’t see how it could occur to anyone to stop him and demand a look at his
ticket stub, and of course no one did. The commercials and coming
attractions were the same ones he’d seen before the first picture, and indeed
ones he’d seen repeatedly in recent days. He found them comfortingly familiar.
And the feature film, once it started, was wonderfully soothing, with no
gunfire to rouse him, or even voices raised in anger. The interruptions had played
a useful role during the Eastwood movie, but now the Carpenter was perfectly
willing to doze right through to the end. Two films would provide him with all
the sleep he needed. He closed his eyes and settled
in to enjoy the show. YOUR
TWO WORST ENEMIES on a stakeout
were your bladder and your brain. The first was obvious. Sit
around for hours on end, and sooner or later you had to take a leak. Even if
you were a camel, the time came when you had to go. If you were in a parked
car, you brought a jar along, hoping when you used it that nothing happened in
midstream, that you didn’t get caught in a firefight with the jar in one hand
and your dick in the other. And, since things rarely happened that abruptly,
and often didn’t happen at all, you were generally okay. If you didn’t have a car to
sit in, if you were in fact out in public view on a park bench, a jar wouldn’t
help. You’d be better off getting on all fours and lifting a leg against a
tree, hoping they’d take you for a funny-looking German shepherd. So what you
had to do was desert your post, and that was acceptable when you had a partner
who could watch twice as hard in your absence. When you were alone, well, it
meant that for a while there was no one minding the store. Your bladder was a problem once
every hour or so, or more frequently if you’d been spending too much time at
Starbucks. Your brain was dangerous every minute you were out there. Because it
could get bored, and it could wander, and the thing you were waiting for could
happen right in front of your eyes and you’d miss it because your mind was
somewhere else. It was a funny thing, but
detectives weren’t the best choice for a stakeout. Patrolmen tended to be
better, especially veterans who had never got a gold shield and never would. It
wasn’t that they were stupid, or lacked ambition. What they lacked was
imagination. And imagination was the common
denominator of detectives. It wasn’t enough by itself to get you a promotion,
good luck and good connections played a bigger role than anyone cared to admit,
but still it seemed to be part of the makeup of virtually every detective he’d
known. On stakeout, it was a curse. A
sufficiently unimaginative man could stare out a car window at a front door, or
crouch in a closed van listening to a wiretap, for hours on end, thinking of
nothing but the job he was doing. A man with an imagination would try to do
just that, but his mind would jump from one thing to another, going off on
tangents, and he’d lose track of what put him there in the first place. Again, a partner helped. The
two of you could talk, and one could bring the other back to the here and now. Alone, well, it was a problem. Right now, for instance, he
was working hard to stay on top of things. He’d peed not twenty minutes ago, at
the men’s room of the cafй, and had resisted the urge to pick up a small bottle
of Evian water at the bar on the way back. And now he was watching the crowd,
keeping an eye on the approach to the He caught himself, forced his
mind back to business. It was going to be a long day, he thought. It felt like
it had been a long day already. THE
CARPENTER WAS WATCHING a newsreel. They had newsreels all the
time when he was a boy. Coming attractions, and then cartoons, and a short,
either a travelogue or something funny, and then the feature. Followed, more
often than not, by the second feature, itself preceded by more cartoons and
coming attractions. Now you got commercials, and
animated exhortations to put your trash in the basket and be quiet during the
movie. Once, he remembered, there had
been a newsreel theater near He was awake enough to reason
that out, while sufficiently asleep to remain in the dream and go on watching
the dream newsreel. It was in black and white, of course, as newsreels were
meant to be, and it included moments the Carpenter had seen in newsreels, or
might have seen—the mushroom cloud of an atomic explosion, German soldiers
goose-stepping, Allied troops liberating a concentration camp. Then, still in
black and white, a plane sailed into the There is an announcer
throughout, and the Carpenter can hear the words he speaks but can’t make them
out. And then one word leaps out, the word Carpenter, with nothing
intelligible before or after it. And there he is on the screen, dressed not as
he is today, in dark trousers and a dark nylon sport shirt from the store in
Green-point, nor in the clothes he has in his backpack, his yachting costume.
No, on the screen he is wearing a dark suit, like one of the ones he used to
buy at Brooks Brothers, and a striped tie, and he’s surrounded by a crowd, and
they’re cheering, they’re all there to honor him. Savior of the city, he hears the announcer say, and President Eisenhower
is there, smiling that huge smile of his, and Mayor Wagner, and John Wayne, and
they’re giving him some sort of reward. And now the noise dies down, and he’s
supposed to say something. And can’t think of a thing to
say. That’s unsettling enough to
wake him, or seems to be, and he opens his eyes, or thinks he does, and now the
screen fills with the image of a stunningly beautiful woman. He thinks at first
that she looks familiar, and then that he knows her, and of course it’s Carole,
his wife, and she’s looking right at him. Carole . . . I’m right here, Billy. Why did you leave me,
Carole? I told you I could only
stay for a minute. Didn’t I tell you that? The first time, Carole.
When you took the pills. Why did you do that? Oh, Billy. You should have told me. You would have made me
stay. No, I’d have come with you.
I tried to follow you, but then I woke up. It wasn’t my time. No, Billy. I had things I had to do. I know you did. But I’ll be along soon,
Carole. I can’t do much more. I get so tired. I know you do. Are you going again, Carole?
Don’t go. I have to, my darling. Carole? I’ll be with you
soon, Carole. His eyes were open. Had they
been open all along? And his cheeks were wet. Did anyone notice him weeping?
No, there was no one near. No one noticed a thing. And the movie was back, the
Henry James movie, with women in gowns and everyone looking sensitive and
aristocratic. And an audience, even on the Sunday of Labor Day weekend, that
filled fewer than half the seats. There were two people between
him and the aisle. They rose to let him past, sat down once he was by them.
Their eyes never left the screen. The men’s room, the stairs,
the sidewalk outside. He’d walk home, get something to eat along the way. He
knew he ought to eat, although he wasn’t very hungry. He hadn’t touched his popcorn. ONE
TRICK, FRAN BUCKRAM thought, was to move
around a little. If you sat in the same spot forever, your eyes on the same scene,
it got harder and harder to pay attention to what was in front of your eyes. If
you got up and walked around you got the blood moving, and when you sat down
again on a different bench you saw things from a different angle. It helped, but what would help
even more was to have something to do. A book or a newspaper would be
handy. And what could look more natural than a man reading? Always the chance,
though, that he’d get caught up in his reading and miss the man he was waiting
for. Of course that wouldn’t happen if he had something he couldn’t read, and
he found himself wondering about that Asian man he’d seen earlier with his
Spanish newspaper. Was he on a stakeout of his own? He got out his cell phone,
tried to think of somebody to call. Arlene? No, he really didn’t have anything
to say to her. Susan? Yeah, right. She’d tell him to take off all his clothes and
handcuff himself to the bench. Then take two enemas and call her in the
morning. He called his own number,
thinking he’d check his messages, then heard his own outgoing message, the one
that told people not to leave messages, and saw the futility of that. And what
an arrogant message he’d recorded—I’m too busy for you, so don’t leave me a
message, but try me again later when I might have time for you. Nice, very
nice. Even if he had a paper it was
getting too dark to read. Good, he thought. Pretty soon it would be dark enough
and the human traffic sparse enough to think about boarding the Nancy Dee. First,
though, he’d better get something to eat. He’d pee while he was at it, but
peeing wouldn’t be that much of a problem once he was on the boat. There was
bound to be a toilet, which you were probably supposed to call something else.
The head? That sounded right. So he could go to the head, or pee in a
wastebasket (and God knew what they’d call that) or a bottle. Or in the corner,
because it wasn’t his boat, and the man whose boat it was would never know the
difference. THE
CARPENTER HAD WALKED all the way
back from the theater, a distance of about two miles. He’d taken his time,
stopping to buy a sandwich, eating it as he walked, stopping again for a can of
soda. The sun was down by the time he reached It was a wonderful city for
sunsets. You couldn’t see them from his old apartment, and that was the one
thing he would have changed about the place. It did something for a person to
see a beautiful sunset. He walked through the park,
walked a hundred yards or so past the Boat Basin, sat for a few minutes, then
walked back the way he’d come. Looking at the people, paying attention to what
he saw. Something felt wrong. He’d felt glimmerings of it on
the way back from the movie house. He thought about the date he’d circled on
his calendar. Well, he’d made the circle on paper with a felt-tipped pen. He hadn’t
carved it in stone. Who was to say he couldn’t move it up? A year, of course, was the
conventional period of mourning. Making the final sacrifice a year to the day
after their magnificent sacrifice had a certain poetic value, not to mention a
mathematical precision. But how trivial such considerations seemed to him now. The sooner he carried out his
mission, the sooner he could rest. And he was tired, so tired, in a way far
beyond what sleep could cure. His spirit ached with the tiredness he felt. He could rest. And he could
see Carole again, and his children. And all the other poor sweet innocent
sacrificed angels. That gentle fellow with the shaved head. Buddha, he was
called. And that poor woman in Oh, so many of them. Yes, he’d made up his mind.
He’d decided. He wouldn’t wait any longer. But first there was the
sensation he felt, the awareness that centered at the back of his neck, that
atavistic animal sense of being sought, of being hunted. And hadn’t he been told
just yesterday that someone had come to his boat, someone had been looking for
him? He studied the people in the
area. There were two men who seemed to him to be without apparent purpose, but
who nevertheless had a purposeful air about them. As if they might be watching
and waiting for someone. One got up and left, and the
Carpenter watched until he was sure he hadn’t merely changed seats. Then he
turned his attention to the other, not looking directly at him but observing
him out of the corner of his eye. The Carpenter was in shadows, where he
couldn’t be seen easily, and he had the knack of disappearing, of attracting no
attention. This man did not have that knack. He was, in fact, quite the
opposite. There was something magnetic about him. He drew the eye. The Carpenter let his eye be
drawn, kept it on the man. He looked familiar, the Carpenter thought. His face
was one he’d seen before, perhaps in the newspapers or on television. Not in a newsreel, though. He
wasn’t old enough to have been in a newsreel. And now he was on his feet,
headed south on the bike path, walking by the water’s edge. And he paused at
the very gate that led to the Nancy Dee, but no, he wasn’t entering, he
was just taking a good look. The Carpenter smiled. The man turned, and the
Carpenter watched him make his way to the path that would take him to the Boat
Basin Cafй. The Carpenter smiled again, and made his own way carefully and
unobtrusively to the slip where the Nancy Dee lay waiting for him. He’d have liked to paint out
the name. Call it the Carole. Inside the cabin, he left the
light unlit. When his eyes accustomed themselves to the darkness he went over
to the chest of drawers and took the gun from its clip, slipped it into his
pocket. Then he sought out the cabin’s darkest corner and wedged himself into
it, standing there like a statue in a niche. If no one came, he’d remain still
and motionless for two, three, four hours, waiting in patient silence until it
was time for his sacrifice. If anyone showed up before
then, well, he was ready. TEN-THIRTY,
AND STILL NO sign of the son of a
bitch. Which was fine, actually. This
way he could be on board when the Carpenter showed up. It was late enough now
for him to make his move. If Blackbeard gave him any grief, he’d drag him
around the corner and cuff him to a lamppost. No point sneaking or skulking.
That would draw attention quicker than anything else. No, the thing to do was
walk right out on the pier and hop on board that boat as if you owned it, and
that’s just what he did. He had the urge to go over to the helm, grab ahold of
the wheel, and gaze off into the distance like an old sea dog. But he’d be wasting time. He
walked over to the locked hatchway, drew out his key ring, went to work. THE
CARPENTER’S MIND WAS adrift,
bobbing in a sea of thought. But he came to suddenly, sensing a presence.
Moments later he heard footsteps on the pier, and then felt the boat tilt as
someone came aboard. He hadn’t moved since he took
his position in the corner of the cabin, not even when his mind was all drifty
Nor did he move now. He heard someone trying a key
in the lock. But who would have a key? He wondered if he should have left the
hatch ajar. He’d thought of it, decided it might look suspicious. But if the
fellow couldn’t get in— If he couldn’t get in, well,
he’d just go away. Which would actually simplify things. Even so, the Carpenter hoped
he’d be able to open the door. And he listened as whatever the man was using
scraped the metal, scraped it again, then caught and forced it free. The hatch
came open, letting a little light into the cabin, but none that reached the
corner where the Carpenter was waiting. He didn’t move, didn’t
breathe. Until the man came in, and found the stacked cases of empty beer bottles,
the cans of gasoline, the heaped strips of cloth. The man stiffened, and the
Carpenter sensed he could tell what he was looking at. The man lifted one of
the bottles from the top case, then put it back where he’d found it. The Carpenter drew his pistol,
took one step forward, pointed the gun at the back of the intruder’s neck. And
squeezed the trigger. Instead of a bang! he
heard a dry click! The gun was broken, or improperly loaded. But not
entirely useless. Even as the man started to spin around, the Carpenter drew
the gun back and used it like a hammer, like a tire iron, swung it with all his
strength against the back of the man’s head. He fell to his knees, tried to
brace himself, tried to rise, tried to turn. The Carpenter hit him again,
and this time he fell all the way and lay still. thirty-nine SUSAN
HAD LEFT around noon, telling him
she had a million things to do, letters to answer, bills
to pay, clothes to wash. And no, he didn’t have to go downstairs with her,
there would be no end of cabs, or she could just hop on a bus up He liked her walk. A good
no-nonsense athletic stride, but no less feminine for it. And her ass looked
great in slacks. He’d been glad she was going
yet reluctant to see her go. This was the first time she’d stayed the night,
and in fact he hadn’t had many women stay over since he’d moved back into the But with Jessica—that was her
name, Jessica Duncan, and thank God she’d moved back to Santa Cruz—with her and
the other less frequent overnight companions, he’d almost invariably gone to
their apartments. They generally preferred it that way, given that he lived in
one room and everything stank of cigarette smoke. (And what, incidentally, was
he going to do about that? He seemed to have quit smoking, he was almost ready
to start cutting the patches in half, and one symptom of his new status as a
former smoker was that he was beginning to notice the way his place smelled.
Not while he was in it, but when he came back from outdoors, the way you’d
notice some cat lover’s litter box. Jesus, was he going to turn into one of
those obnoxious ex-smokers who wrinkled their noses when someone two blocks
away lit a Marlboro? Yeah, he thought, he probably was.) It wouldn’t hurt to have the
place painted. And he could get rid of the upholstered furniture, the couch and
the comfortable chair, both of which should probably be replaced anyway. That
wouldn’t eliminate odors entirely, but it was a start, and time would do the
rest. So many things to think about,
just to keep from thinking about what he didn’t want to think about: His hands on her throat. HE
ALMOST CALLED HER after he heard
from Esther Blinkoff. She’d begun with an effusive apology for interrupting his
holiday weekend, then told him it was only fair since he’d completely
monopolized hers. She and her husband were at their house on the Usually, she confessed, she’d
wait until she got some other in-house readings before announcing her own
reaction to a manuscript. But why wait? She knew everyone was going to love the
book, knew Sales would go out of their minds for it, and all she had to do now
was figure out just which month to publish. The sooner the better, of course,
but not so soon that the book didn’t have all the groundwork laid for it. And so on. It was what Roz had told him
to expect. Esther had three million reasons to love the book, so how could she
not? But her enthusiasm moved him all the same, and he reached for the phone to
share it with Susan, then decided it could wait. Why the hell had she put his
hands on her throat? Pressed them there, when he moved to take them away? Please, she’d urged. Please what? HE
HAD DINNER ALONE, came back and
picked up a collection of O’Hara’s short stories. He skipped through it,
reading a couple of old favorites, wishing he could write like that. On his way back from the
bathroom, he checked the rabbit’s dish. Susan had said the cornmeal was
disappearing, and he looked for himself and decided she was seeing things. Or,
more accurately, not seeing them. He picked up the dish and sniffed it, and it
seemed to him that it smelled of tobacco smoke. Now you’re really being nuts,
he told himself. And dumped the dish in the garbage, wiped it out, and added
fresh meal from the sack in the refrigerator. Live a little, he told the
rabbit. We’re going to be rich, you can have fresh cornmeal every day for
years. But how’d you get here,
anyway? He looked for his copy of
Blake’s poems, found “The Tyger.” There was one line he wanted to check, to
make sure he remembered it correctly. Yes, there it was: Did he who made the Lamb
make thee? He put the book back, picked
up the rabbit, looked into his little eyes. They were some dark stone, maybe
obsidian, and they gave the animal an expression of great alertness, which was
all to the good; if you were going to talk to a little turquoise rabbit, you
wanted to feel it was paying attention to you. Why did I pick you up, and
why don’t I remember it? And what did I do just before I picked you up, or just
after? And why did she put my
hands on her throat? forty ONE
PURCHASE THE Carpenter had made was a small plastic funnel, and it was proving a handy tool indeed. He
had used wide-mouthed fruit juice jars for his first Molotov cocktails, and
they’d been easy to fill, though less easy to fit with stoppers. Nor were they
readily available by the case in a riverside marina. Thus the beer bottles, and
the funnel, which speeded up the task while keeping spillage to a minimum. The Carpenter filled twelve
bottles at a time, stoppered them with the cloth wicks, and carried each full
case out of the cabin and onto the open deck, where any fumes would dissipate
quickly in the open air. He paused periodically to have a look at the intruder,
who had not yet regained consciousness, and who might indeed be dead by now.
He’d had a pulse when the Carpenter first checked, but he hadn’t stirred, and
it seemed possible that he might have died of a burst blood vessel in the
brain, or some other effect of the two blows he’d taken to the head. His pockets had yielded some
treasures, most notably a pair of handcuffs, which encouraged the Carpenter to
look further. He’d found a gun, a fully loaded revolver, and maybe this one
actually worked. He seemed to recall that pistols had a tendency to jam, as his
had evidently done, and he didn’t think that was the case with revolvers. He’d
put the pistol back on top of the chest of drawers, held there by the clips,
and transferred the intruder’s pistol to his pocket. Stripping the man, he’d found
what he at once recognized as a bulletproof vest. Well, it wouldn’t have kept
the Carpenter from putting a bullet into the back of the intruder’s neck, had
the gun worked. The Carpenter tried it on and liked the feel of it, the comfort
it somehow provided. He’d put his clothes on over it, liking the bulk and
weight of it. Then he added the shoulder holster, and transferred the gun from
his pocket to the holster. He practiced with it, drawing it, then returning it
to the leather holster. He felt as though he were now secretly protected, as if
by a guardian angel. The intruder, in marked
contrast, was naked, and entirely vulnerable. He had no body hair, the
Carpenter noted, although he had a full head of hair and the beard of a man
who’d last shaved in the morning. The Carpenter ran a hand over the smooth skin
and wondered at its cause. Some disease? Or had the intruder deliberately
removed the hair, perhaps for some religious reason? Francis Buckram, that was the
intruder’s name, according to the cards in his wallet. And he was some sort of
policeman, which explained the gun and the handcuffs. It was while he was using
those handcuffs to anchor the intruder to the chest of drawers that he
remembered where he’d heard that name before, and realized why the man had
looked familiar. He’d been the police commissioner once. And how had he found his way
to the Nancy Dee? That was something he might ask the man, if he ever
came to. And if it wasn’t necessary to kill him right away. When the fifth case of bottles
had been filled and transferred to the open deck, the Carpenter cast off the
lines securing the boat to the pier and maneuvered the Nancy Dee out of
the It was a handy thing, a black
sphere eight inches in diameter, flattened on the bottom so it would stay
upright, with an adjustable wick at the top. The Carpenter had taken it home
from a construction site, where it burned at night to keep trespassers from
stumbling into a pit. Now, lit and properly positioned, it greatly simplified
the process of lighting the wicks of his firebombs. He checked his watch. The hour
was right, getting on to three in the morning. The Who picked up a
gasoline-filled beer bottle, lit its fuse, and lobbed it high in the air, aimed
at a ramshackle houseboat some thirty yards distant. Before it landed, he had a
second bottle in hand. HE
WAS ON THE verge of consciousness
when the first explosion roused him. He opened his eyes, blinked, registered
that he was naked, with his right hand cuffed, the other bracelet hooked to the
brass pull of the bottommost drawer in a brassbound chest of drawers. He pulled, but the drawer
wouldn’t move, and he saw why. The vertical sides of the chest had extensions
that were locked in place to keep the drawers from rolling free in uneven seas.
By the time he figured this out there had already been a second explosion, and
now there was a third. And something was burning. He
could smell it, and the cabin was unevenly illuminated by the flames. What the hell was going on? Molotov cocktails, of course.
He’d seen the makings earlier, the bottles and rags and cans of gas. He didn’t
see them now, but he heard them, exploding one after the other. He had to do something. He
swung around, braced his feet against the chest of drawers, tried to pull hard
enough to break the drawer loose, or yank the handle from the drawer. All he
got for his troubles was a sore wrist. Where were his clothes? He saw them, on the deck at
the far end of the cabin. He stretched out full length, levering himself along
the deck with his left hand, reaching out with his feet. He caught hold of a
piece of clothing, pinning it between his two bare feet, and drew his legs
back, trying to reel in the garment. He lost his purchase on it but then
regained it and brought it close enough to grab with his free hand, and it was
his jacket, and he went through the pockets and didn’t find a thing. His cell
phone had been in one of those pockets, and it would have been useful now, but
it was gone. He stretched out again as far
as he could, hurting his right wrist in the process, reaching with his feet,
wishing he could see more clearly what he was doing. He caught hold of more
cloth, brought it closer, grabbed it with his left hand. His pants, and one
pocket held some coins, and what the hell was he supposed to do with them? But
another pocket contained his key ring, and he was almost certain he had a
handcuff key with him. He held the key ring in front of his face, dropped it,
picked it up again, and yes, there was the key, and— And the explosions had
stopped, he realized that, even as the hatch opened. Scrambling, he tucked the
key ring under his backside, kicked the trousers away. And lay there, naked and
unable to move, as the Carpenter came into the cabin. “YOU’RE
AWAKE,” THE CARPENTER said. “I
thought you might be dead.” “What were the explosions?” “You know what they were.” “I saw the bottles, the
gasoline. But what was the target?” “Oh,” said the Carpenter,
surprised at the question. But you couldn’t really see much from where the man
was lying. You could see that something was on fire, but wouldn’t know what it
was. “The boats,” he said. “At the The answer was too
complicated, and the Carpenter decided not to waste time on it. The man’s
trousers lay by his feet, not where he’d left them. He asked the man what he
was looking for. “My cell phone.” The Carpenter pointed to the
dresser top. “Right next to the pistol. Mr. Shevlin’s pistol, I was going to
shoot you, but there must be something wrong with it.” He drew the revolver
from the holster. “I hope there’s nothing wrong
with yours,” he said, and pointed it at the man, interested in seeing what his
reaction would be. But there was no reaction. He
might as well have been pointing a flower at him. Instead he asked another question.
“Why are you doing this? Not just the boats. Everything. Why?” Now that was an interesting
question. Maybe he wouldn’t shoot the man, not yet. Maybe it would be
interesting to have a conversation with him. He was, after all, an important
man. Or had been important, running the police department of the world’s
greatest city. He might have interesting things to say. And then he could play
a role in the last sacrifice. But all of that would have to
wait. “I have to move the boat,” he told the man, and, holstering the gun, he
made his way back on deck. AS
SOON AS THE hatch closed behind
the Carpenter, Buckram retrieved the ring of keys from under his buttock. He
rolled over on his side, reaching with his left hand for his imprisoned right
wrist, wishing that at least it could have been the other way around, with his
less agile left hand immobilized and his right hand free. Jesus, he told himself, you
can always find something to complain about, can’t you? He heard the boat’s engine
turn over, heard sirens in the distance as fire engines sped toward the burning
The man had set a trap for him
and he’d stumbled right into it. And he’d be dead right now if the pistol
hadn’t misfired. Peter Shevlin’s pistol, according to the Carpenter, and it was
supposed to be on top of the chest of drawers, and so was his cell phone, and
if only he could get the little key into the little hole, which he couldn’t
quite see but it had to be right about there, and— The catch released and the
cuff fell away from his wrist. He flexed his fingers, willed feeling and
circulation back into the hand. The Carpenter had cuffed him too tight, an easy
mistake to make, and safer from the Carpenter’s point of view than too loose.
What he hadn’t done, and Buckram was glad of that, was cuff him correctly, with
a cuff on each wrist and his hands behind his back. The way Susan had cuffed him,
for example. But he didn’t have time to
think about Susan. Didn’t have time to think. His hand was cramped, as if he’d
slept on it, but he’d be able to use it. He got his feet under him, found a
handhold, and managed to hoist himself into a standing position. Then his head
spun, and he sagged against the chest of drawers. It was all he could do to
stay on his feet. There was the gun. A .22, from
the looks of it, with a three-inch barrel and crosshatched black rubber grips.
He went to pick it up but it stayed where it was, resisting him. What was holding it, magnets?
No, some sort of gripping devices, and if you pulled a little harder it came
loose. His right hand had trouble getting a grip on it so he transferred it to
his left hand. Great. He was armed with a gun
that wouldn’t fire, and that his opponent knew wouldn’t fire. And the boat had
stopped moving, and the hatch was opening. His mobility was his one
asset, his foe’s ignorance of it the closest thing he had to an edge. He
couldn’t lose it. So he got back down onto the
floor and slipped his hand into the cold steel cuff. With his left hand he
closed the cuff, but just a little way, fastening it loosely enough that he
could slip his whole hand right out of it. At least he hoped he could. THE
CARPENTER HEADED THE Nancy Dee south, just as he’d done when he circled the island. More piers, and he had the
tiller locked so he didn’t have to tend it, he could go on lighting and hurling
his bombs whenever he drew abreast of a likely target. Once he missed, and a
bottle, its wick aflame, fell harmlessly into the water, neither breaking nor
exploding. No matter—he had plenty of bombs left. Ah, and now he’d come to where
the cruise ships docked. There was only one berthed there tonight, and it was
enormous, rising as high as an apartment house, holding as many people as a
small village. He sailed as close to it as he dared, saw an opening on one of
the lower decks, and scored a direct hit with one of his firebombs. The
explosion echoed, the flames leaped. Oh, they’d probably put it out, they’d
probably keep it from spreading, but they’d have their work cut out for them. And then Pier Eighty-three,
where the Circle Line vessels were berthed. And this ship was not so tall,
not so forbidding, and there was a vast amount of open deck space. The
Carpenter rained bombs on the ship, setting fires everywhere. There’d be no
human sacrifice, not unless they had a night watchman aboard, but the ship
itself was sacrifice enough. Such a powerful symbol. . . Enough for now. The Carpenter
headed for open water, set the Nancy Dee on a course to cruise south at
a leisurely pace in the middle of the river. And went to check on his passenger. THE
CARPENTER SEEMED IN an exalted
state, as if the flames he’d created had borne him aloft. He didn’t seem to
notice that the handcuff was loose on Buckram’s wrist, and so far he hadn’t
noticed the gun. Would the gun fire? According
to the Carpenter, it had jammed. That was possible, automatics were notoriously
subject to jamming, but it wasn’t the Carpenter’s gun and the Carpenter didn’t
know a lot about guns. It was at least as possible that the gun had been loaded
with a cartridge clip but, for safety’s sake, didn’t have a round in the
chamber. The Carpenter, squeezing the trigger a single time, would have
succeeded in chambering a round. If he’d pulled it a second time, he’d have put
a bullet in Buckram. Well, it was possible. And,
unless he could come up with something better, any minute now he’d get to bet
his life on it. He had his right thigh over
it, screening it as much as possible, but it was impossible to be sure it
wasn’t partially visible. And what was unquestionably visible was its absence
from its place on top of the chest of drawers. So far the Carpenter hadn’t
glanced over there, and might not notice anything if he did, as transported as
he appeared to be by the night’s events. “The ship’s burning,” he
announced. “This one?” “Of course not. And this is a
boat, not a ship. Though it, too, will be burning soon enough.” He smiled, and
it changed his mien curiously from exaltation to resigned sadness. “Soon it
will all be over.” “You said the ship was
burning. What ship?” “The Circle Line,” the
Carpenter said. “They have different ships with different names. I didn’t
notice the name of this one. Have you ever taken their cruise around He had, years ago. Someone had
booked the ship on a weekday evening for a private party to which he’d been
invited. He hadn’t had a chance to see much, had been stuck in one conversation
after another, barely got out on deck. He didn’t say any of this,
though, because the Carpenter hadn’t waited for an answer. Instead he’d gone on
to recount something of the history of the Circle Line, and some of the more
impressive sights to be seen on that voyage. If the Carpenter had seemed sad a
moment ago, now he spoke with the enthusiasm of a teacher lecturing on a
favorite topic. Buckram said, “You don’t hate
the city, do you?” “Hate it?” “That’s what everyone thinks.
That you blamed “Of course,” the Carpenter
said. “I love “There were all these books in
your storage locker . . .” “My library. I’ve missed my
books.” “You know a great deal about
the city.” “One always wants to know
more.” “Then why the hell are you
trying to destroy it?” “To destroy it?” “With killing and burnings and
explosions and . . .” He stopped. The Carpenter was
shaking his head. “Sacrifice,” he said. “Sacrifice?” “Trying to destroy the city As
if I would want to do that. Don’t you understand? I’m trying to save it.” And he began to explain,
spinning a complicated story full of local history, with the Draft Riots and
the Police Riots and gang warfare and a maritime disaster, all the horrible
things that had happened in the last couple of centuries, wrapped up in a
theory of death and rebirth, suffering and renewal. Sacrifice. “I wanted to die,” he was
saying now. “I wanted to share in their sacrifice, to be a part of it. My wife
took pills. I found her dead in our bed. Do you know what I did?” Again the question was
rhetorical, and the Carpenter didn’t wait for an answer. “I took pills,” he
said, “and lay down beside her, intending to go where she had gone. And do you
know what happened? I woke up, with nothing worse than a bad headache, and the
deepest sorrow I have ever known. I thought of Cain, making an offering to God
and having the smoke go off to the side. And then I came to realize that my
sacrifice had not been rejected. It had been postponed, because I had work to
do. I had to sacrifice others to the greater glory of the city.” There was more, and Buckram
listened, took it all in. The Carpenter was insane, which was hardly news, but
insane in a surprising way. He’d killed all those people—and God only knew how
many he’d added to the total tonight, at the And what was he doing now?
Walking over to the can of gas, twisting the top off . . . “Chelsea Piers,” the Carpenter
was saying. “It’s this great project at the water’s edge, with restaurants and
sports facilities, even a driving range. Can you imagine that? A driving range
in Buckram couldn’t wait any
longer. Once the lunatic started sloshing the gas around, the cabin would be
a bomb, and a gunshot would set it off. He said, “I don’t think so,” and
wrenched his right hand free of the cuff, grabbing up the gun, hurling his body
to the side and firing the gun as he moved. The recoil wasn’t that
massive, not from a .22, but it was enough to dislodge the grip of Buckram’s
weakened right hand. But the shot was right on target. It took the Carpenter
squarely in the center of the chest. His jaw dropped and he stared and took a
step back, but he didn’t clutch his chest and his knees didn’t buckle and he
didn’t fall down, the way a person generally does when you shoot him in the
heart. Oh, Jesus. The fucking Kevlar
vest. It saved a life, but not the one it was supposed to. And the Carpenter had his own
gun drawn now, Buckram’s .38, and he pulled the trigger, and the sound was much
louder in the little cabin. The bullet missed, and Buckram groped for the .22,
grabbed it finally with his left hand. He raised it, and the Carpenter, his
hand trembling, fired a second shot, and this one didn’t miss. Pain seared
Buckram’s belly, pain almost too much to bear, and he remembered something
Susan had said, something about pain being nothing but a sensation you make
wrong, and he dismissed the pain and brought the gun to bear and made the
Carpenter wrong instead, made him wrong forever, squeezing the trigger three
times and hitting him three times in the face and throat. And watched him fall, and lie
still. WHEN
THE FIRST BULLET struck, smack in
the center of his chest, the Carpenter felt a rush of joy. He was going to die.
His sacrifice was complete, he could let go now, and in a moment he would be
with Carole. But he hadn’t died, he wasn’t
even hurt. He’d felt the impact of the bullet but it didn’t seem to have
injured him. So he’d been right after all, he thought sadly. He had to kill
this man, and then he had to complete the sacrifice. He fired and missed, fired
again and hit the man. Not in the chest, where he’d aimed, but much lower. But
he’d hit him, and now the man would die, and then— Then three shots, and in a
mere instant the Carpenter was hovering above the scene, looking down, seeing
two bodies on the cabin deck. One was Buckram, the man whom he’d shot and by
whom he’d been shot in return. And the other, of course, was his own. And, seeing himself lying
there, the Carpenter felt a veil lift, and knew for the first time, knew with
perfect certainty, that everything he’d done in the past months had been
completely and overwhelmingly wrong. The realization was crushing, blinding,
devastating. And then, just as quickly, it
ceased to matter. Because he was drawn into the vortex now, whirled into the
long tunnel, and Carole would be waiting for him at the end of it. He let go, and sailed away. OH,
JESUS. A RED -hot poker in your bowels,
and you could tell yourself it was just a sensation, but it was more than that.
It was bad news, because you’d been gutshot and you were going to die. The cell phone. That was his
only hope, and of course the fucking thing was on top of the chest of drawers
and he was on the fucking floor, pardon me, the fucking deck, and what
he needed was Medic Alert, because he’d fallen and he couldn’t get up. Had to. Couldn’t. Fuck that. He had to. He got to his feet, grabbed
the cell phone, then fell down again and felt it spill out of his hand. Groped
around, got hold of it. 9-1-1, he thought. Easy to remember, same as 9/11, the
day it all started. And, talking to the 911
operator, telling her who he was and where he thought he was and what had
happened, a thought came to him. He pushed it away until he’d gotten the
message across to her, then let go of the phone and sprawled on his back. And the thought was there
again. His mother, telling him how he had to wear clean underwear every
morning, in case he got hit by a bus. Because what would they think in the
hospital? And what would they think, he
wondered, when they found Francis J. Buckram, the former commissioner of the
NYPD, stark fucking naked and not a single hair on his balls? The worst part, he thought, as
his consciousness began to fade, the worst part was that he wasn’t going to be
around to see the expressions on their faces. forty-one THE
FIRST THING she thought was that
he didn’t look so bad, not as bad as she’d feared. And her second thought was
that he didn’t look so good, either. His face was so pale, so drawn, and there
was gray in his hair that hadn’t been there before. He had tubes coming out of
him, monitors hooked up to him. His eyes were closed, and she
drew a chair up next to the bed and just sat there for a while, watching him.
Then she said, “Franny?” His eyes opened, focused on
her. Light came into his eyes, and his lips showed the slightest suggestion of
a smile. “I’m sorry,” she said. “I
shouldn’t call you that here.” “That’s okay.” His voice was weak, but it was
his voice, with the force of his personality behind it. He brought his hand out
from under the covers and she laid her hand on top of it. “I hate to tell you this,” she
said, “but I can’t give you a blow job. I had to tell them I was your sister.
Oh, shit, did I do something wrong?” His face was twisted in pain.
He got hold of himself, said, “Jesus, don’t make me laugh,” and set himself off
again. And she struggled not to laugh herself, and of course that was hopeless,
like trying not to laugh at a funeral. She slapped herself in an effort to make
herself stop, and evidently that struck him as the funniest thing he’d ever
seen. And she thought, isn’t that a
fine thing, I spent all that money on handcuffs and dildos, when all it takes
to torture you is a funny line. Somehow she managed to keep
the thought to herself. “YOU’RE
A HERO,” SHE told him, when they’d
both got hold of themselves. “You went out single-handed and caught the
Carpenter.” “If I’d gone in with backup,”
he said, “the “Possibly. Or he may have
gotten away. As far as the city’s concerned, you’re a hero. There’s a lot of
speculation that you’ll run for mayor in 2005.” “I’d rather shoot myself,” he
said. “Really?” He nodded. “But not in the belly.
Once is enough. A doctor came in the other day and told me there was no reason
I wouldn’t be able to perform sexually. I said I’d just as soon wait a while,
if it was all the same to him.” “So you wouldn’t have wanted
the blow job anyway, is that what you’re saying?” “I’ll take a rain check. You
didn’t really tell them you were my sister, did you?” “It was the only way I could
get them to let me in. You’re tired, I’ve stayed longer than I should have.
Franny?” She leaned over, kissed him. “Feel better,” she said. “What’s so
funny?” “I figured we’d get around to
kissing,” he said. “I didn’t realize what it would take.” SHE
TOOK A CAB from the hospital,
showered at her apartment, changed into jeans and a blouse and flats, and
walked down to the Village in time to meet John at the Waverly Inn, just down
the street from his apartment. They ate in the garden, then sat over coffee and
watched the sky darken. They took the long way home, walking all the way down
to Bleecker and returning via “I think he’ll be all right,”
she said, “but I don’t think he’ll be the same.” “None of us will.” She thought about that,
nodded. No one was ever the same, she thought. Every day changed you. Some days
changed you a little, some days changed you a lot, but each increment of change
was essentially irreversible. A little later he said, “I
don’t suppose the Carpenter told him anything about a woman he ran into on “I didn’t ask.” “I somehow doubt it came up while
they were blasting away at each other and waiting for the boat to blow up. And
now we’ll never know.” “One thing we know is that
you’re innocent.” “We know there are no charges
against me, and won’t be. So we know I’m not guilty. But we don’t know I didn’t
do it.” “How much does it bother you?” “I’m not sure it does. I know
I think about it. I sort of wish I knew.” “Sort of?” “Well, I tell myself I wish I
knew one way or the other. But what I wish I knew is that I didn’t kill the
woman. If I killed her, then I’d just as soon not know. And don’t tell me that
doesn’t make sense, because I’m well aware of that.” “It makes sense to me.” “And that,” he said, drawing
her into his arms, “is why you’re the girl for me.” And a little later she said,
“Am I?” “Huh?” “The girl for you.” “Damn right.” “Good,” she said. AND
IN BED, AFTER they had made love,
slowly, lazily, and with a sweet urgency at the end, after he’d smiled at the
reflexive urge for a cigarette, less frequent now, less intense, but still
there, after all of that he said, “There’s something I’ve been wanting to ask
you.” “I know.” “You know?” “That night, whenever it was.
You’ve wanted ever since to ask why I put your hands on my throat.” “You’ve known.” “Yes.” “And just went on waiting for
me to say something.” “And wished you would and
hoped you wouldn’t,” she said. “John, I love you.” “But?” “No, it doesn’t come with a but.
When I first became obsessed with you—and yes, that’s the right word, it
was an obsession—” “If you say so.” “You spoke to me right away,
through your books. But I was ready for your books to speak to me. From the
very beginning, I wanted something from you. I didn’t know it, not consciously.
John, do you know what I wanted?” “I think so.” “But you don’t want to say it.
Well, in that case you know. I wanted you to kill me.” “You didn’t know it
consciously. When did you find out?” “When it stopped being true.” “And when was that?” “When I put your hands on my
throat. When I asked you to do it.” “‘Please.’” “Yes. That’s what I was asking
for. And you wouldn’t, of course, and I suddenly realized that was what I was
begging for, and realized, too, that it was no longer something I wanted. That
I had probably stopped wanting it our first night together. Or even earlier, when
I went to Medea.” “The piercing lady.” “Yes.” “Shave and a haircut, two
tits.” “When I started expressing
myself sexually,” she said, “and making art out of my madness. When I started
to discover that I could be me and still be alive. But there was a part of me
that never woke up and caught on, and that part didn’t stop wanting you to kill
me.” “Until I didn’t.” “Until you didn’t.” “Maybe it really doesn’t
matter what happened on “Duh,” she said. “Haven’t I
been saying that all along?” “YOU
KNOW,” HE SAID, “all things considered,
there’s really only one thing that makes me think I might have done it.” “The rabbit.” “The rabbit. It’s not like me
to take something. I must have been in a bad way to do it, and if I was that
far gone . . .” She got up, brought the little
rabbit back to the bed with her. “It’s adorable,” she said, “but I can’t
believe you took it intentionally. I think it was inadvertent. I think you were
looking at it, holding it in your hand, and then she called for you to come
into the bedroom, or whatever, and halfway there you noticed you still had the
rabbit in your hand. And you didn’t want to go all the way back to where you
found it, and you didn’t know where else to put it, so you stuck it in your pocket
for the time being.” “Intending to put it back
later.” “And then you went to bed with
that poor crazy lady, and when you were done all you wanted to do was get out
of there. So you forgot all about the rabbit, and when you came home you
thought, oh, hell, I’ll have to give it back, which means I’ll have to see her
again.” “I could have put it in the
mail.” “And would have,” she said,
“if you’d seen it first thing the next morning, but you didn’t and by the time
you did . . .” He thought about it. “You
know,” he said, “that’s perfectly plausible.” “I know, and it’s a lot more
plausible than your taking it on purpose, no matter who killed the woman.” She
looked at the rabbit she was holding, then at him. “I mean, it’s not as though
a rabbit’s a likely totem animal for you. I see you more as a bear.” “Yeah, I guess I’m sort of
bearish.” “Ursine,” she said. “And if
anyone’s a rabbit, it would probably be me.” “Well, you sure do fuck like
one.” “It’s settled, then,” she
said. “You be the bear. I’ll be the rabbit.” forty-two ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2002, sunrise came
at 6:31 AM. The forecast called for partly cloudy skies,
with a forty percent chance of showers in the late afternoon. JERRY
PANKOW, WHO WORKED for a catering
service and didn’t have to report until nine, had not broken the habit of early
rising. He was up before dawn, took a long hot shower, and thought about the
cute guy he’d picked up over the weekend. Really sweet, in and out of bed, but
he could have been a guest on I’ve Got a Secret, because he sure did. Wasn’t
wearing a wedding ring, but was wearing the mark the ring had left, and kept
touching the spot nervously. Married, clearly, and new to the sin that dared
not speak its name, which in recent years had become the sin that would not
shut up. Lou, he’d said his name was, but he’d stuttered a little getting it
out, and Jerry’s guess was that his name did in fact start with an L, but
that it was anything but Lou. Dressing, he wondered if he’d ever see him again. AT
7:24, A YOUNG woman in a white
uniform attached a fresh bottle to one of Fran Buckram’s IV lines. “Oh, good,”
he said. “Breakfast.” She giggled as if she’d never heard the line before,
which struck him as unlikely. He closed his eyes but
couldn’t get back to sleep. He hoped they’d let him out of here soon, and
wondered what he would do when they did. Mend, of course, and eat real food
again, and do a lot of physical therapy, but what would he do after that? Not run around the country
making speeches. Not run for office. Not hang out a shingle as a private
investigator. None of the above, but what? He’d think of something. AT
7:40, JAY MCGANN came back from
his morning run and went straight to the shower. He was dressed by eight, and
by the time his wife got to the table he had their breakfast ready. He’d be at
his desk by nine, as he was every morning. Writing was a business, after all,
and if you wanted to get anywhere with it you had to approach it in a
businesslike fashion. He asked his wife how her
omelet was, and she said it was fine, and then she asked him if anything was
wrong. No, he said, nothing was wrong. Why? Because you seem different, she
said. “Well, now that you mention
it,” he said, and he told her he’d been thinking that he ought to get an
office. Someplace just for writing, so that he could go there every day and do
his work and then come home. John Cheever, he told her, had had an office early
in his career in the basement of his apartment building, and every morning he
put on a suit and tie and stuck a hat on his head, and he rode the elevator to
the basement and went into a room and took off the jacket and the tie and the
hat and went to work. And put them on again at five o’clock, and went home. She said, Just for work,
right? And he said, Sure, what else? AT
8:12, JIM GALVIN woke up on the couch of
his He drank a glass of water,
threw it up, and drank another. When that one stayed down he drank one more
glass of water with a couple of aspirin. He showered, and when he went to shave
his hand was trembling. He put the safety razor down and went into the other
room, and there was still plenty of booze left in the open bottle, and most of
the bottles left in the case. He poured himself a drink, just a short one, and
when he resumed shaving his hand was rock steady. MAURY
WINTERS GOT UP four times during
the night. Around seven he decided that was as much sleep as he was going to
get, and got busy taking the fistful of herbs he took every morning. He
wondered if they were doing any good. One was supposed to shrink his prostate,
which would be a blessing, but so far he couldn’t see the difference. He checked to see if they’d
delivered the Times yet. They had, and he brought it in and read it. At
eight-thirty his wife told him breakfast was ready, and he told her she was an
angel. While he was drinking his second cup of coffee, his wife asked him if
he’d had a good night. “Every night above ground’s a
good night,” he told her. “Every day being married to you is heaven.” And he
got up from the table and went over and gave her a kiss. EDDIE
RAGAN DIDN’T OPEN his eyes until
9:20. He wasn’t in his own apartment, and it took him a moment to remember
where he was, and even then he couldn’t pin it down geographically. He could
ask the woman who’d brought him home with her, but a check of the apartment’s
other rooms didn’t turn her up. Off to work, he thought. He’d hung out at the Kettle
for a while after he finished his shift, and then he and a couple of people
went next door to the Fifty-Five, and then where? It got a little hazy at that
point, but he wound up at Googie’s, late, and that’s where he pulled the dame,
and she’d brought him back here. What the hell was her name,
anyway? He couldn’t remember. They had a good time, he remembered that. Nice
rack, and she gave head like she could teach school in the subject, he
remembered that. He couldn’t quite picture her face, but was sure he’d
recognize her if he saw her. Well, fairly sure. She drank Sambuca, straight up
in a little cordial glass, with three coffee beans in it. That he remembered. LOWELL
COOKE WAS AT his desk by
nine-thirty. He went right to work returning phone calls and answering mail. He
had a lunch date scheduled with an agent making her fall trip to At breakfast his wife had
asked him if everything was okay, and he said of course it was. I’m gay, he wanted to say, but
he hadn’t been able to say it, any more than he’d been able to say his name to
the fellow he’d been with Monday night. I’m Lou, he’d said, and his companion
for the evening had been polite enough to pretend to believe him, and to call
him Lou throughout. God, what was he going to do? STELLI
SAFRAN RARELY GOT to bed before
three, and rarely got up before noon. Today, though, a muscle cramp woke her
around ten. She went to the kitchen and ate a banana, on the chance that it
might be a potassium deficiency. Or maybe it was calcium, so she drank a glass
of milk. Then again, she thought, maybe
it was butter and sugar and flour, and wouldn’t it be terrible to suffer cramps
because of a deficiency of any of those essential elements? She got out a mixing bowl and
made pancakes. AT A
QUARTER TO eleven, Esther Blinkoff
returned a call from Roz Albright. They told each other, not for the first
time, how excited they were about Darker Than Water, and eventually Roz
said that she had a new writer she was also very enthusiastic about, a woman,
she’d published some short stories but this was her first novel. Think Bridget Jones meets The
Lovely Bones, she said. Esther said she’d love to see
it. CHLOE
SIGURDSON OPENED UP the Susan Pomerance
Gallery at eleven. She’d been coming in earlier lately, a change Susan had made
in order to give her own schedule more flexibility. This day Chloe didn’t have
much to do other than listen to the radio and talk to friends on the phone.
Susan came in at eleven-forty-five, changed the station to WQXR, took a moment
to brush her hand over Chloe’s breasts, then across the top of her head. “I’m leaving early,” Susan
told her. She was going to her boyfriend’s apartment, she’d brought him a
present. Chloe knew who she meant. The
writer, Mr. Big Shoulders. He’s cute, she’d told Susan,
and Susan had said, Would you like to do him? Maybe I’ll give you to him for
his birthday. She wondered if Susan was
kidding. Maybe, maybe not. Sometimes it was hard to tell with Susan. But she knew one thing. When
she grew up, she wanted to be like Susan. JOHN
BLAIR CREIGHTON ROSE early and went to
the gym. It was a new one, right around the corner at He had a workout and a sauna
and a shower, ate across the street at the Village Den, but waited until he got
home to have coffee. He got halfway through his second cup before he wondered
what he was going to do next. Writing was great, he thought.
You suffered and you agonized and you were beset by doubts and fears, and then
you finished a book and felt absolutely ecstatic, convinced that you were great
and your book was great and your future was coming up roses. That lasted for about a week,
and then you realized that you were washed up, that you’d never do anything
decent again, and look at you, you indolent slug, why were you just sitting
around doing nothing? Why weren’t you writing something? So he sat there, trying to
think of something to write. And then the bell rang, and it
wasn’t cops, it wasn’t Jehovah’s Witnesses, it wasn’t the kid from Two Boots.
It was Susan, and she’d brought him a present. And shortly thereafter they
were in bed, and she was telling him a story. And, on the bookshelf, a
magnificent white bear with turquoise eyes shared the dish of stone-ground
yellow cornmeal with the little turquoise rabbit. It looked as though they were
going to get along just fine. AND
ALL OF THEM, like everyone else in
the great city, waited to see what was going to happen next. A Word of Clarification This is a work of fiction,
issuing entirely from the imagination of the author. The names of some
prominent persons, and the situational and circumstantial elements of other New
Yorkers, are used only for verisimilitude. The perceptive reader will
have noted the conspicuous absence of the author’s publisher, HarperCollins,
from the list of bidders at the book auction. This was done to maintain
suspense; as everyone knows, had Jane Friedman had her heart set on acquiring Darker
Than Water, no power on earth could have gotten it away from her. About the Author The prolific author of more than fifty books and
numerous short stories, Lawrence Block
is a Mystery Writers of American Grand Master, a four-time winner of
the Edgar Allan Poe and Shamus Awards, and the recipient of literary prizes
from
Author’s
Note Once again, it’s my great
pleasure to thank the Ragdale Foundation, of Between the time my last book
was published and this one completed, I lost three dear old friends, and list
them now in the order of their passing: Dave Van Ronk, Jimmy Armstrong, and
John B. Keane, to whom Hope to Die was dedicated. One of my early books
was dedicated to Dave. I never got around to dedicating one to Jimmy. I miss
them all. Earlier, I lost my mother, who
came to the end of a good long life two weeks and two days after the twin
towers fell. Like my wife and daughters, she read each of my books in
manuscript. Thus she had a chance to read Hope to Die, although she died
before it was published. This book, then, is the first she won’t get to read. before... On September 11, 2001,
sunrise came at 6:33 am. The forecast called for clear skies and a beautiful
day. At 8:45 a.m., American
Airlines Flight 11, bound from At 9:05 a.m., United
Airlines Flight 175, also bound from At 9:50 a.m., forty-five
minutes after it had been hit, the At 10:30 a.m., an hour and
forty-five minutes after it had been hit, the At 10:29 a.m., on May 30,
2002, cleanup efforts at Ground Zero were completed. There was widespread
agreement throughout the city that nothing would ever be the same again. one BY
THE TIME Jerry Pankow was redy for
breakfast, already been to three bars and a whorehouse. It was, he’d discovered, a
great opening line. “By the time I had my eggs and hash browns this morning . .
.” Wherever he delivered it, in backroom bars or church basements, it got
attention. Made him sound interesting, and wasn’t that one of the reasons he’d
come to And, one had to admit, to
plumb the depths of depravity, which resonated well enough with the notion of
three bars and a whorehouse before breakfast. Today he was having his
breakfast in Joe Jr.’s, a Greek coffee shop at the corner of This morning, though, he was
several degrees short of ravenous, and his next scheduled stop was in the
Village, at Charles and Waverly So he’d walked across Twenty-third and down
Sixth. That stretch of Sixth Avenue had once afforded a good view of the twin
towers, and now it showed you where they’d been, showed you the gap in the
downtown skyline. A view of omission, he’d thought more than once. And now here he was in a booth
at Joe’s with orange juice and a western omelet and a cup of coffee, light, no
sugar, and how depraved was that? It was ten o’clock, and he’d get to Marilyn’s
by eleven and be out of there by one, with the rest of the day free and clear.
Maybe he’d catch the two-thirty meeting at Recovery, he thought. The
hottest ticket in town. He let the waiter refill his
coffee cup, smiled his thanks, then automatically checked the fellow out as he
walked away, only to roll his eyes at his own behavior. Cute butt, he thought,
but so what? If he were to show up at a
meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous, he thought, nobody would tell him to get the
hell out. But did it make his life unmanageable? Not really. And, more to the
point, could he handle another program? He was in AA, sober a little over three
years, and, because drugs played a part in his story, he managed to fit a
couple of NA meetings into his weekly schedule. And, because his parents were
both drunks—his father died of it, his mother lived with it—he was an Adult
Child of Alcoholics, and went to their meetings now and then. (But not too
often, because all the whining and bitching and
getting-in-touch-with-my-completely-appropriate-anger made his teeth ache.) And, because John-Michael was
an alcoholic (and also sober, and anyway they weren’t lovers anymore), he went
to Al-Anon a couple of times a month. He hated the meetings, and he wanted to
slap most of the people he saw there—the Al-Anon-Entities, his sponsor called
them. But that just showed how much he needed the program, didn’t it? Or maybe
it didn’t. It was hard to tell. Three years sober, and he
started each day by visiting three bars and a whorehouse, inhaling the reek of
stale beer and rancid semen. The bars were in He hit the bars in what he
thought of as working his way up from the depths, starting with Death Row, a
leather bar west of In his drinking days, Jerry
might have started the evening at Harrigan’s. He could tell himself he was just
stopping for a quick social drink before he settled in for the night. He wasn’t
cruising, certainly, because nobody went to a place like that trolling for a
sexual partner. He supposed people who got drunk there sometimes went home with
each other, but that was essentially beside the point. But after a few drinks there,
and maybe a line or two in the men’s room, a gay bar would seem like a good
idea, and he’d be on his way to a place like Cheek. And there he might meet
someone he’d take home or go home with, but he might not, and before the night
was over he could well wind up at Death Row or some equivalent thereof, barely
knowing what he was doing or with whom he was doing it, and, when he woke up
hours later, sickened by what he remembered or terrified of what he didn’t
remember, depending on just when the blackout curtain had dropped. Now he frequented the bars
only in the morning, to sweep and mop and straighten up, and on his way out he’d
pick up the twenty dollars left for him. The management of Death Row, perhaps
over-compensating for the relentless squalor of the premises, tucked his
payment into an envelope with his name on it; at Harrigan’s and Cheek, they
just left a $20 bill on the back bar, next to the register. Then the whorehouse, which
took longer, but he was still in and out of the place in not much more than an
hour, and his envelope, with Jerry in purple Pentel in a precise
feminine hand, held a hundred dollars. Always a single bill, and always a crisp
new one, and, when you thought about it, an outrageous payment for the time it
took. Then again, he sometimes
thought, look what they got for a simple blow job. MARILYN
FAIRCHILD’S APARTMENT WAS on the
third floor of a four-story brownstone on Well, he thought, who
wouldn’t? He’d lived briefly in I love The new slogan, the post-9/11
slogan, with the Milton Glaser logo adapted to show the heart scarred, like a
human heart after a heart attack. First time he saw the new version, on a
T-shirt in a shop window, the damn thing moved him to tears. But then for a
while there almost everything did. The capsule biographies of the dead that ran
every day in the Times, for instance. He couldn’t read them, and he
couldn’t keep from reading them. It wore off, though. You were
scarred, like the heart, you took a licking and kept on ticking, and you
healed. More or less. The entrance to Marilyn’s
brownstone was a half flight up from the street. He mounted the steps and rang
her bell, gave her plenty of time to respond, then used his key. He took the
steps two at a time—three years ago, bottoming out on drugs and alcohol, it was
all he could do to drag himself up a flight of stairs, and baby, look at me
now—and poked the buzzer alongside her door. He got the key ready—he carried
more keys than a super these days, and rather liked the butch effect of it
all—and when there was no response to his buzz he let himself in. Place was a pigsty. Well, that was an
exaggeration. It wasn’t filthy. He cleaned for her once a week, and the
apartment was never seriously dirty, but sometimes it was a mess, and it was
certainly a godawful disaster area this morning. Ashtrays overflowing with
cigarette butts, some of them lip-sticked, some of them not. A pair of rocks
glasses, one holding a half inch of pale amber liquid, the other dry. The dry
one showed lipstick, the other didn’t. Yesterday’s Times, in
all its many sections, was scattered all over the living room. An oblong pocket
mirror, and he’d bet anything there was cocaine residue on it, lay on the
mahogany coffee table, next to an uncapped bottle half full of Wild Turkey and a
plastic ice bucket half full of water. A bra was on the other side of the ice
bucket, half on and half off the coffee table, and yes, there was her blouse,
lime green raw silk, he’d seen her wearing it once, and now it was tossed on
the Queen Anne wing chair. Could her skirt be far off? No skirt, he determined,
but there was a pair of black slacks on the floor next to the club chair, and
were those black panties wedged into the corner of the club chair? Egad, Holmes, I do believe
they are. One of the cushions from the
sofa was halfway across the room, and he wondered how that had happened. A pair
of mahogany tables flanked the couch—like the coffee table, they were from The
Bombay Company, cheaply made but attractively styled. One held three hardcover
novels between a pair of bronze bookends—Susan Isaacs, Nelson DeMille, and
Judith Rossner’s Looking for Mister Goodbar, which he’d always assumed
had some sort of totemic value for Marilyn. The other table, to the right of
the sofa, held three little figurines of animals, Zuni fetishes from the
Southwest. There was a bison carved from Picasso marble, a rose quartz bear
with a bundle of arrows on his back, and a turquoise rabbit, all of them
grouped around the white saucer from a child’s tea set. The saucer held
cornmeal—except it didn’t, its contents had been spilled onto the table and
floor, and the bison and bear were lying on their sides, and where was the
little rabbit? With the cornmeal spilled, he
thought, maybe the bear had gotten hungry enough to eat the rabbit. Failing
that, he supposed he’d find it somewhere in the chaos of the apartment. Not for the first time, he
contrasted Marilyn’s place with the last premises he’d tidied, the whorehouse
on Well, wasn’t that the
difference between your professionals and your amateurs? He rolled his eyes, ashamed of
himself. Marilyn was a sweetie, and where did he get off calling her a whore?
Still, he could imagine her coming up with some version of the line on her own,
a half-smile on her full mouth and an ironic edge to the bourbon-and-cigarette
voice. Her self-deprecating sense of humor was one of the things he liked most
about her, and— Jesus, was she home? Because her bedroom door was
shut, and that was unusual. That might explain the extent of the mess, too. Her
apartment was usually messy, she wasn’t the sort to preclean out of concern for
the good opinion of her cleaning person, but he’d never before found
undergarments in the living room, and she’d have at least capped the bourbon
bottle and put away the little mirror. Sleeping late, wasn’t she?
Well, she’d very likely been up late. He’d let her sleep, hold off running the
vacuum until he was done with everything else. If that woke her he could do the
bedroom after she emerged from it; otherwise he’d skip it this week. She didn’t have company, did
she? He decided that wasn’t too
likely. The clothes in the living room were all hers, and the guy, whoever he
might be, wouldn’t have kept all his clothes on while she took everything off.
Somewhere along the way he’d returned from the bedroom, thoughtfully closing
the door, and dressed and left the apartment, pulling the door shut. It hadn’t
been double-locked when he arrived, he recalled, but that didn’t mean anything;
Marilyn forgot to double-lock the door as often as not, whether she was at home
or gone for the day. He started to whistle—the same
song, HE’D
MET HER AT an ACOA meeting, had
heard her sharing wryly about her parents, and had assumed she was in show
business. An actress, a nightclub chanteuse, at the very least a waitress who
went to all the cattle calls, got roles in off-off-Broadway showcases, and had
a card in the Screen Extras Guild. And maybe did voice-overs, because God knows
she had the voice for it, pitched low, seasoned with booze and tobacco, coming
across like honey-dipped sandpaper. She looked the part. It wasn’t
that she was beautiful. Her features were a little too strong for beauty, her
facial planes too angular. It was more that she was totally Out There, her
energy expanding to fill whatever room she was in. You noticed her, you paid
attention to her. You couldn’t buy that, or learn it at Actors Studio. You had
it or you didn’t, and she did. “It’s all my Leo stuff,” she
explained. “I got my sun and three or four planets in Leo, and maybe I should
have been an actress, as much as I like being the center of attention, but I
always had zero desire in that direction, and thank God, because what kind of a
life is that?” She’d been born in Brooklyn,
grew up on Long Island, went to college in “I had the usual array of
jobs, and the only one I might have kept was assisting this photographer, a
really sweet boy, but he got too sick to work. And then I took a class at the
Learning Annex, if you can believe it, and it was like I found my purpose in
life. No time at all I had my Realtor’s license and a job to go with it, and
this place was maybe the fourth rental I ever showed. I showed no end of
co-ops, and I handled subletting some of them, but as far as straight rentals,
this was the fourth, and I took one look at it and saw it was rent-stabilized
and what the price was, and no way was I gonna let it go to some fucking
client. So of course my first job was convincing this darling young couple that
it was all wrong for them, and once I got rid of them I put in an application
and rented it myself. I got fired for that, it’s a major no-no, but who gave a
shit? I had my dream apartment, and how long was it going to take me to get
another job? Five minutes?” They’d stopped at a Starbucks
after the meeting, and otherwise he might never have gotten to know her,
because she never went back to ACOA. It was too humorless for her, she told
him, and he could understand that, but suspected she also wanted to keep her
distance from any program that might make her face up to her own relationship
with alcohol, which he had to figure was at least somewhat problematical. She
reined it in when she was with him—people often did in the presence of sober
alcoholics—but one time she’d been a toke over the line, as it were, and he got
to see the change in her eyes and in the cast of her features. Well, it was his job to clean
her apartment, not to take her inventory. Someday he might see her at an AA
meeting, and maybe she’d get sober and maybe she wouldn’t, but for now her life
seemed to work okay, or at least she thought it did. Though you wouldn’t have
guessed it from the state of her living room. Not this morning, anyway. And that was where he came in,
wasn’t it? He cleaned and straightened, washed glasses, emptied ashtrays,
stuffed her dirty clothes in the bathroom hamper, put things where they
belonged. He couldn’t seem to find the turquoise rabbit—maybe she’d taken it to
bed with her, though animals carved from stone weren’t really ideal for
cuddling—but he put fresh cornmeal in the little saucer and positioned the bear
and the bison on either side of it. He bagged the garbage, carried it
downstairs and stowed it in one of the trash cans in the rear courtyard. He
cleaned the bathroom, scouring the sink and toilet and clawfooted old tub,
getting the curious satisfaction this chore always brought him. The first time
he cleaned someone’s toilet he wanted to retch, but you got over that, and
nowadays he felt this great sense of accomplishment. Odd how it worked. Was it
that way for everybody, or was it a gay thing? When he’d finished in the
living room and kitchen and bathroom, and the small second bedroom she used for
an office, he got out the vacuum cleaner and hesitated. He went to the bedroom
door, put an ear to it, then turned the knob and eased it open. It was dark within, but enough
light came through around the blackout shades for him to make out her form in
the bed at the far end of the room. He said her name—“Marilyn?”—to get her
attention if she was just lying there half-awake, but not loud enough to rouse
her from a sound sleep. And she was evidently sleeping soundly, because she
didn’t stir. Should he vacuum? It was that
or quit for the day, leaving her bedroom untouched and the whole apartment
unvacuumed. The noise might wake her, but she’d probably want to be up by now
anyway, might even have appointments scheduled. If she could leave her
underwear in the living room and her Wild Turkey uncapped, wasting its
fragrance on the desert air, she might well have neglected to set her clock.
Even now some Wall Street hotshot could be cooling his heels in a lobby
somewhere, waiting for Marilyn to show him the condo of his dreams. He plugged in the old He remembered how delighted
she’d been to learn what he did for a living. “It’s a get-well job,” he’d
explained. “Although it could be a career, if I want. All I have to do is let
it grow itself into an agency, a cleaning service. But that’s too complicated
for now. I like to keep it real simple. I make okay money and my rent’s low and
I get paid in cash and I’m done for the day in plenty of time to make an
afternoon meeting.” “But a whorehouse,” she said.
“How did that happen?” “The way it always does. You
clean for one person and he recommends you to somebody else.” “So one of the bar owners was
a customer at the whorehouse—” “Actually, I think it was the
other way around.” “What are they like? The
girls?” “I think it’s more PC to call
them women. No, seriously, I never see anybody. I did go up there one time to
pick up the key and arrange everything, and I caught glimpses of one or two
women, and they just looked like, I don’t know, like women.” “What were they wearing?” “Oh, please. I didn’t notice.
The woman I spoke to, and I gather she was the manager—” “The madam.” “I suppose. She was forty or
forty-five, and if I’d met her on the street I’d have guessed she was a
beautician.” “Really.” “Or possibly, you know, an
executive secretary, or maybe a showroom manager. Not exactly brassy, but that
kind of self-assurance.” She’d had more questions, and
at the end she asked if he cleaned for any ordinary people. “Like me,” she
said. He said, “Ordinary?” and
raised an eyebrow. And went on to say that he did indeed have a couple of
private clients, no more than one a day, whose apartments he cleaned once a
week. By the time they left the coffee shop they’d arranged that she would be
one of them. Most of the time she was out
when he cleaned, but not always, and sometimes she’d be at her desk, working,
and they’d chat between phone calls. A couple of times they ran into each other
on the street. She talked wryly about her love life, asked his advice about her
hair (a rich auburn, shoulder-length when he’d met her, short and pixyish as of
two months ago), and generally used him as her Gay Male Confidante, a sort of
girlfriend with a Y chromosome, or perhaps a younger brother but without all
that family baggage. “I wonder,” she’d said. “Do
you think I could ever take a turn at your whorehouse?” “You mean like Belle du
Jour?” “Sort of, except I have a
hunch it works better if you look like Catherine Deneuve. Anyway, I’m probably
too old.” “You’re what, thirty-eight?” “‘You’re only thirty-eight,
and could pass for twenty-nine’ is what you meant to say, isn’t it?” “Word for word. Thirty-eight’s
not old.” “How old are the girls in your
whorehouse?” “It’s not my whorehouse, and I
don’t have any idea how old they are. There’s nobody home when I do my thing.” “Men want young girls, don’t
they? In a place like that?” “I have no idea what men
want,” he said, archly. “In a place like that or anywhere else. What’s this all
about? You wouldn’t really want to do it, would you?” “Probably not, but it’s an
awfully nice fantasy.” “Well, enjoy yourself,” he
said. “There’s no age limit in fantasies.” THE
VACUUMING DIDN’T WAKE her. Neither
did the phone, which he couldn’t hear over the noise of the vacuum cleaner; he
only realized it was ringing when the blinking light on the dial of the office
extension caught his eye. He switched off the vacuum and listened, waiting for
her to answer it, but she didn’t, and after two more rings her voice mail
picked up. He stood still for a moment,
frowning. Then he went back to work. Using one of the long skinny attachments
to slurp the dust off the top of a window molding, he visualized a giraffe
doing a line of coke. That reminded him of the little mirror he’d found in the
living room. It was in the strainer on the kitchen sinkboard now, any cocaine
residue washed off and down the drain, and . . . Maybe you should just go
home. The thought was just there,
all at once. He stood still and looked at his own anxiety and wondered
where the hell it had come from. Yes, there had almost certainly been cocaine
on that mirror, but Marilyn and her friend had long since Hoovered it away. And
yes, there had been an open bottle of bourbon in the living room, and he’d
caught a whiff of it, and smelled it again in the glasses he’d washed. And yes,
he was an alcoholic, sober now by the grace of whatever God you wanted to
credit, and could be rendered anxious by anything that might pose a threat,
real or imaginary, to his sobriety. But the coke was gone and the
bottle capped and put away, and didn’t he start every day in rooms that smelled
of beer and hard booze, with dozens of bottles just standing there, waiting to
be sampled? He was like a fox with the keys to the henhouse, all alone in Death
Row and Cheek and Harrigan’s, just him and all that booze. And, while his mind
could conjure up no end of harrowing scenarios—a mind, his sponsor had told
him, was a terrible thing to have—in point of fact it never really bothered him
at all. He’d run across drugs in the
bars he cleaned, too, because people who were drunk and stoned tended to be
careless, and the odd Baggie would turn up on the floor, or in the john, or,
more than once, right out there in plain sight on top of the bar. And the
apartments he cleaned had their stashes, legal and otherwise—the few ounces of
pot in the model’s undies drawer, the huge jar of Dex-amil on the dot-com
exec’s bedside table, and with all that speed wouldn’t you think the guy would
do his own cleaning? Like four or five times a day? And every medicine cabinet
held pills. Valium and all its cousins, and no end of ups and downs, many of
which he recognized of old—a few years in the trenches were a veritable college
of pharmacological knowledge—and some of which were new to him, because the
drug trade didn’t go into freeze-frame the day he stopped using. It evolved,
everything evolved, and he might spot something new on the shelf next to the
shaving cream and wonder where it would take him if the lid happened to pop off
the little vial and if two (oh might as well make it three) pills leapt up and
out and into his open-in-astonishment mouth and down his throat before he quite
knew what was happening. I mean, it wasn’t a real slip, was it, if it just sort
of took you by surprise like that? Thoughts like that just helped
him remember who he was. They didn’t really upset him, and weren’t cause for
alarm. And if they kept him going to meetings, well, then they served a
purpose, didn’t they? So he wasn’t afraid of what
was in Marilyn’s liquor bottle or medicine cabinet. Or, God help us, her undies
drawer. But really, now, couldn’t he
just pack up and go? He’d cleaned everything but the bedroom, cleaned really
quite thoroughly, and he couldn’t do any more without disturbing her sleep, and
for all he knew she really needed her sleep, for all he knew she’d been up past
dawn. Why, she could have been partying while he cleaned the bars and the
whorehouse, and he might have been tucking into his omelet right around the
time her companion thoughtfully closed the bedroom door and let himself out of
her apartment, leaving her sleeping . . . Sleeping? If she was asleep, he told
himself, then he would indeed just slip out and allow her to awaken on her own,
and in her own good time. He’d leave a note—“I was fresh out of kisses and
couldn’t figure out how to wake Sleeping Beauty. I’ll stop by tomorrow and do
the bedroom. Love, Jerry.” If
she was asleep . . . He paused at her bedroom door,
took a deep breath, let it out, took another. He opened the door, let his eyes
accustom themselves to the dimness. There she was, just as he’d
seen her earlier. Sprawled out on her bed, obviously in deep slumber. It looked
as though she hadn’t stirred since he’d first looked in on her. Room had an odor. Nothing too
rank, but even if he was going to let her sleep he ought to open a window. Hard
to sort out the smells. Sex, booze, cigarette smoke . . . He walked over to the side of
the bed, looked down at her. She was on her back, her head to one side. The
sheet covered her just past her waist. He looked at her full breasts, willing
them to rise and fall with her breathing, but they didn’t move, and he knew he
hadn’t expected them to move, hadn’t expected her to be breathing, had known
what he’d find before he opened the door. He took another breath—yes,
there were other elements in the room’s odor besides sex and booze and smoke,
there was a bathroom smell and a meat-market smell—and he reached out a hand
and touched the tips of two fingers to her forehead. Like a priest, he thought,
anointing the dead. And of course her flesh was
cool to the touch. He couldn’t will it into warmth, any more than he could make
her chest rise and fall. “Oh, Mairsie,” he said aloud.
“Oh, baby, what the hell did you do to yourself?” He reached for the bedside
lamp, then drew his hand back. You weren’t supposed to touch anything, he knew
that much, but wasn’t it permissible to turn on a light? Otherwise how could
you know for sure what you were looking at? He touched only the switch,
turned it, blinked at the brightness. He looked at her and saw the marks on her
throat and said, “Oh, God, somebody did this to you.” And covered you to the
waist, he thought, and closed the door on his way out. He reached for her wrist, felt
for a pulse, but that was ridiculous, he wasn’t going to find one, she was
dead, his friend Marilyn was dead. He didn’t want to touch her, hadn’t wanted
to put his fingers to her forehead, but he did anyway, perhaps to make sure of
what he already knew, perhaps to demonstrate to himself that he could do this
if he had to. And her wrist was cold, lifeless, and there was no pulse, and he
let go of her and took a step back from the bed. Before he opened the door,
he’d considered leaving. Now, though, it was no longer an option. He had a
moral obligation, and a legal one as well, and he knew what he had to do,
however little he looked forward to it. There was a phone on the
bedside table, but he stopped himself and used the one in her office instead.
He dialed 911 and gave his own name and her address. Yes, he was certain she
was dead. Yes, he would stay where he was until the officers arrived. No, he
wouldn’t touch anything. He hung up the phone and
started to laugh. It was wildly inappropriate, his friend and client was dead
in the next room, his buddy Marilyn, and he supposed it was shock that
propelled the laughter. But it was funny, wasn’t it?
You had to admit it was funny. Oh, no, he wouldn’t touch
anything. God forbid he do anything to compromise the integrity of the crime
scene. He’d used his thumb and forefinger to switch on the lamp, he’d nudged
the door open with his foot. He’d been ever so careful. Locking the barn door, he
thought, after all the horses had bolted. Because, God help him, he’d already
cleaned the apartment to the best of his professional ability. You could eat
off the fucking floor, if you were so inclined, and what do you suppose that
did to the integrity of the crime scene? two SHE
WAS AT her desk by ten. She turned
on the radio—it was preset to WQXR—and raised the volume
a notch. She’d lower it in the afternoon, when people who were so inclined made
the rounds of art galleries, but for now she could play it as loud as she
liked. Not rock-concert loud, not even Carnegie Hall loud, but with sufficient
volume so that it was real music, not just background noise. Though it might as well have
been background noise for all the attention she paid to it. She busied herself
in correspondence, real mail and e-mail, made phone calls, and sprang up from
her chair from time to time to walk around the gallery, straightening a
painting that had gotten itself tilted, dusting a piece of sculpture, and just
claiming the place as her own, like a cowboy riding his fences. Mornings were her favorite
time. No one came to the door, and the phone hardly ever rang. She had the
place to herself, and the work to herself, and she liked it that way. Chloe
would come at one o’clock and station herself at the reception desk, and potential
customers would drift in, stare thoughtfully at the work, and wander off again.
She enjoyed it when one of them wanted to talk about the art, enjoyed it even
more when someone actually bought something. (And it did happen sometimes. You
knocked yourself out making phone calls and working your mailing list, you
eighty-sixed the jug wine and cheese cubes and got Fabulous Food to cater the
opening, and then someone walked in off the street, someone you never heard of
who never heard of you, either, and he fell in love with something and wanted
to know if you took American Express. Damn right she did.) She enjoyed all that, and
couldn’t have stayed open without it, but the sheer contentment of her morning
routine, all by herself in her ever-changing private museum—that was the real
payoff. That was close to heaven. But there was something she
was supposed to do, and she couldn’t remember what it was. At eleven o’clock they
interrupted the music for a five-minute news summary, and she wasn’t paying any
attention to it until she heard a name she recognized. “Marilyn Fairchild,” the
announcer said, and said something else about the police pursuing several
leads, and then the item was past, and he was saying something no doubt
important about Marilyn Fairchild, murdered
the other night in her She’d been found in her bed,
strangled. She hoped they’d find the bastard, hoped some slick son of a bitch
didn’t get him off, hoped— That’s what she couldn’t remember! Maury Winters’s number was on
her speed dial, and she pushed the button and drummed her fingers waiting for
the receptionist to pick up. She said, “Susan Pomerance for Mr. Winters,” and
looked up when a buzzer sounded. There was a young man at her door. Was it safe to let him in? He
was black, and that automatically triggered a mental alarm, she couldn’t help
it, she was white and that was how she reacted. She sized him up at a glance
and noted his short hair, his regular features, his skin tone that suggested a Caucasian
grandparent or great-grandparent. He was cleanshaven, his jeans had been
ironed, his sneakers were tied. None of this meant
anything—you could be neatly dressed and nice-looking and white in the bargain,
with your fucking arm in a cast yet, and turn out to be Ted Bundy—but he looked
all right, he really did, and he was carrying an envelope, just an ordinary
six-by-nine manila clasp envelope, and she didn’t see how he could tuck a knife
or a gun into it. Marilyn Fairchild, who’d found
her the perfect co-op at London Towers, high ceilings and casement windows and
an attended lobby and she could even walk to work, Marilyn Fairchild had let
someone into her apartment, someone who hadn’t needed a knife or a gun, and now
she was dead and— He was probably a messenger,
she thought, but he didn’t look like a messenger. He seemed too purposeful,
somehow. She buzzed him in, and when
the attorney came on the line she said, “Hold on a sec, Maury. Someone at the
door.” To the young man she said, “How may I help you?” “Are you Miss Pomerance?” When
she nodded he said, “I have these pictures, and Mr. Andriani said you might
look at them.” “David Andriani?” “That has the gallery on “You’re an artist?” He shook his head. “My uncle.” “Have a seat,” she said. “Or
have a look around, if you like. I’ll be with you in a moment.” She picked up the phone.
“Sorry,” she said. “Maury, I got something in the mail the other day. They want
me to report Monday morning for jury duty.” “So?” “So how do I get out of it?” “You don’t,” he said. “You’ve
already postponed it twice, if I remember correctly.” “Can’t I postpone it again?” “No.” “Why the hell not? And why
can’t I get out of it altogether? I have my own business to run, for God’s
sake. What happens to this place if I get stuck in a courtroom?” “You’re right,” he said.
“Three days in the Criminal Courts Building and the Susan Pomerance Gallery
would go right down the tubes, triggering a stock-market crash that would make
Black Tuesday look like—” “Very funny. I don’t see why I
have to do this.” “Everybody has to.” “I thought if you were the
sole proprietor of a business—” “They changed the rules,
sweetie. It used to be very different. Loopholes all over the place. There was
even a joke going around for years, like how would you like your fate to be in
the hands of twelve people who weren’t bright enough to get out of jury duty?” “That’s my point. I ought to
be bright enough to—” “But they changed the rules,”
he went on, “and now everybody has to serve. Lawyers, ex-cops, everybody. Rudy
got called a couple of years ago, if you’ll recall, and he was the mayor, and
he served just like everybody else.” “I bet he could have gotten
out of it if he’d wanted to.” “I think you’re probably right,
and that’ll be an option for you when you’re elected mayor, but for the time
being—” “I’m supposed to go to the “Now that’s different,” he
said. She grinned in spite of
herself. “I’m serious,” she said. “Can’t you do something? Tell him I’m blind
or I’ve got agoraphobia?” “I like that last,” he said.
“You’ve got a fear of empty spaces, all right. On other people’s walls. Do you
have the letter they sent you?” “Well, I wouldn’t throw it
out, would I?” “You might, but I meant do you
have it handy.” “It’s somewhere,” she said.
“Hold on a minute. Here it is. You want me to fax it to you?” “That’s exactly what I want.” “Coming at you,” she said, and
rang off, then found his card in her Rolodex and carried it and the offending
letter to the fax machine. She sent the fax, and while it made its magical way
across town she looked over at the young man, who was standing in front of a
painting by Aleesha MacReady, an elderly woman who lived in rural West Virginia
and painted formal oil portraits of biblical figures, all of them somehow
looking as though they were undergoing torture, but didn’t really mind. “That’s Moses,” she said.
“That’s the golden calf in the bulrushes. She puts in a batch of props that
don’t necessarily go together, but all relate to the person portrayed. She’s
self-taught, of course. I suppose that’s true of your uncle?” “My mom’s uncle,” he said. “My
great-uncle. Emory Allgood, that’s his name. And he never had lessons.” She nodded at the envelope.
“You have slides?” He opened the envelope, handed
her a color print that looked to have been run off a computer. It showed an
assemblage, an abstract sculpture fashioned from bits of junk. You couldn’t
tell the scale of the thing, and the printing was bad, and you were seeing it from
only one angle, but she felt the power of the piece all the same, the raw
kinetic energy of it. And something else, something
that gave her a little frisson, a pinging sensation, almost, in the center of
her chest. “Is this the only—” He shook his head, drew out a
disk. “A friend of mine has this digital camera. He only printed out the one
picture, but he said if you has, if you have a computer . . .” She did, at the desk in her
office, and she popped in the disk and went through the images, almost two dozen
of them, and before she was halfway through the pinging had become a bell
pealing in her chest, resonating throughout her whole being. She said, “Tell me his name
again.” “Emory Allgood.” “And you are ...” “His great-nephew. My mom’s
mom, my gran, was his sister.” “I meant your name.” “Oh, didn’t I say? I’m sorry.
It’s Reginald Barron.” “Do they call you Reginald or
Reggie?” “Mostly Reginald.” If you has, if you have a computer. Just the slightest stress on have.
He was careful to speak correctly, but care was required. She found it
charming. “Reginald,” she said, and
looked at him. He was several inches taller than she was, say an inch or so
over six feet. Slender but well muscled, with broad shoulders, and muscles in
his arms that stretched the sleeves of his red polo shirt. She kept her eyes
away from his crotch, but couldn’t stop her mind from going there. She said, “Tell me about your
uncle. When did he start making art?” “About five years ago. No,
that’s not exactly right. Five years ago he stopped paying much mind to people,
and then a year or so after that he started making these things.” “First he withdrew.” “He stopped answering,” he
said. “Took less and less notice of people. He’d be staring, and there wouldn’t
be anything there for him to stare at.” “I understand.” “What I think, he was going
inside.” “Yes.” “And he’d go in the street
like a junk picker and come home with all this trash, and my mom was worried,
like he’d have to, you know, go away or something, but it turned out he was
bringing all this shit—” He winced, and she was
touched. Gently she said, “I’ve heard the word before, Reginald.” “Well.” “I may even have said it once
or twice.” “Well, what I was saying. He
was bringing these things home for a reason, to use them in what he was making.
But we didn’t know that until one day he showed my mom what he was working on,
and that made it better. The junk-picking and all.” “Because he had a reason.” “Right, and so it wasn’t so
crazy.” “Did he talk about his work?” “He, uh, pretty much stopped
talking. I don’t know what you’d call him, if he’s crazy or what. He’s not
scary, except the way any old man’s scary who keeps to himself and doesn’t say
nothing, anything, and just stares off into space. But he never makes trouble
or disturbs anybody, and there’s people who know what he does and bring him
things, empty spools of thread and bottle caps and pieces of wire and, well,
you seen, saw, the kind of things he uses.” “Yes.” “So this man on the next block
said there’s people who pay attention to this type of art, and I got some
pictures taken, and I went around different people until somebody sent me to
Mr. Andriani, and he said you were the person to come see.” “And here you are.” He nodded. She said, “They call it
outsider art, Reginald, because it’s produced by artists who are outside the
mainstream, generally self-taught, and often entirely unaware of the art world.
But it seems to me you could just as easily call it insider art. You were just
looking at Aleesha MacReady’s painting of Moses. Could any work of art be more
internal than hers? She’s communicating a wholly private vision. It’s outside
as far as the “And my uncle’s work’s like
that?” “Very much so.” She walked
around him, careful not to touch him, but passing close enough so that she
fancied she could feel his body heat. “I don’t know much about Aleesha,” she
went on. “I’ve never met her, she’s never come to She moved to stand in front of
another work, painted in Day-Glo colors on a Masonite panel that had been
primed in black. Like all the artist’s work, it showed a monster—this one was
rather dragonlike—devouring a child. “Jeffcoate Walker,” she said.
“Nice, huh? How’d you like this hanging on your living room wall?” “Uh . . .” “Of course you wouldn’t. His
work’s impossible to live with, and my guess is that he creates it so he won’t
have to live with it inside him. But it’s only a guess, because Mr. Walker’s
been institutionalized for the past thirty-some years. I believe the diagnosis is
some form of schizophrenia, and it’s severe enough to keep him permanently
locked up.” “My uncle’s nowhere near that
bad.” “What he has in common with
both of these artists, and with just about everyone whose work I show, is an
internal vision, a very personal vision, along with the ability to communicate
that vision. I find that very exciting.” “I see.” She had, suddenly and entirely
unbidden, a personal vision of her own. Reginald Barron, stripped naked, all
done up in a complicated leather harness suspended from a nasty-looking meat
hook mounted in the ceiling. His muscles strained against the leather straps
that cut into his glistening teak-colored skin, and more leather girded his
loins, painfully tight on his balls and the base of his engorged penis, and— Turning from him, she said, “I
had a background in art history and went to work for a traditional gallery on
upper Madison Avenue. I worked for several galleries, and I got married and
divorced, and I lived with an artist for a while, which is something no one
should have to do, and when that ended I went to “And that got you started?” She nodded. She was able to
look at him now without seeing him as she had a few moments ago. He was a nice
polite young man now, that’s all. Undoubtedly attractive, she had to admit she
was more than a little attracted, but that didn’t mean she was going to act
out, or let her imagination run wild. “I came home,” she said, “and
learned everything I could. I’d always been drawn to folk art, I did my thesis
on Colonial weather vanes, but now I was seeing it all differently. Now some of
it looked cute and amusing, while the work that really moved me came from
somewhere deep within the person who made it. And it didn’t have to be folk
art. When I went to the Prado in She was telling him too much.
What did he know about Goya or the Prado? But he seemed interested. “My artists rarely know how to
talk about their work,” she said, “if they talk at all. But how many artists
can speak intelligently about what they do? If you’ve ever read the silly
statements they prepare for their show openings—” But he wouldn’t know what she
was talking about, he wouldn’t have been to an opening, might never have been
to a gallery. She shifted gears and said, “I went all over the country looking
at things, including an outdoor shrine in Enough life history, she
thought. Cut to the chase. “I’d like to show your uncle’s
work, Reginald. I’d like to give him a one-man show sometime in the fall. I’d
love it if he could supervise the installation and come to the opening, but
that’s not a requirement. The work speaks for itself, and I’ll be here to speak
for it.” He nodded, taking it in. After
a moment he said, “I don’t know what he’ll want to do. I don’t guess he’ll mind
parting with the work, on account of he’ll give a piece away if anyone tells
him they really like it.” “Don’t let him give anything
else away, okay?” “No, he hasn’t been doing that
lately. On account of not talking to people, you know, and keeping to himself.”
He pointed at the wall, where Jeffcoate Walker’s dragon loomed a few yards from
Aleesha MacReady’s Moses. “I didn’t see anything there about the prices.” “It’s considered a little
crass to post them. This”—she crossed to the front desk, brought back a price
list in an acetate sleeve—“is considered more discreet.” “These the kind of prices
you’d put on Uncle Emory’s things?” “I’m not sure. Pricing’s
tricky, there are a lot of factors to consider. Artists command higher prices
as they gain a reputation, and your uncle’s unknown.” She gave him a smile.
“But that won’t be true for long.” “He gonna be famous?” “Well, is Aleesha MacReady
famous? Or Jeffcoate Walker? Perhaps, but to a relatively small circle of
collectors. Howard Finster’s fairly famous, you may have heard of him. And you
probably know Grandma Moses.” “Yes.” “I can’t be specific about
prices,” she went on, “but I can explain the way we work.” And she told him the
gallery took fifty percent of sales proceeds, noticing as she spoke that he
looked tense. Well, why shouldn’t he? Fifty percent was high, but it was
standard, and it was hard enough to come out ahead in this business, and— But that wasn’t it. “I got to
ask this,” he said, “so there won’t be any misunderstanding. We won’t have to
come up with any money in front, will we?” “Money in front?” “’Cause this one dealer was
talking about what we’d have to front him to cover expenses, and we can’t
afford to do anything like that.” “That’s not how we work,” she
assured him. “Expenses are my problem. In fact, there’ll be a token good-faith
advance for you when we get the paperwork signed.” “Paperwork?” “We’ll want exclusive rights
to represent the artist’s work. In return, you’ll get an advance from us
against future earnings. It won’t be much, maybe a thousand dollars, but that’s
better than having to pay money to some vanity gallery, isn’t it?” He nodded, still taking it all
in. “When you say we . . .” “I mean me,” she said. “The
editorial we, or perhaps it’s more the entrepreneurial we. The
Pomerance Gallery is a one-person show in itself, and—” The phone rang, and caller ID
showed it was Maury Winters. “I have to take this,” she told Reginald, and
picked up and said, “Well? Did you work a miracle?” “I hope you have good weather
in the “You got me out of it.” “I got you a postponement,” he
said, “to which you’re not entitled, but it’d be a hard life if we never got
more than we deserved. You’re committed to show up the second week in October,
and—” “October? That’s—” “—a busy time for you,” he
supplied, “and that’s too bad. Susan, sweetheart, we’re talking about a
probable three days, starting on a Monday, and you’re closed Mondays, right?” “Yes, but—” “And how busy are you on
Tuesdays and Wednesdays? Don’t answer that, because I don’t care how busy you
are then or any other time. You’ll go and do your duty as a citizen, and you
won’t get picked because this is criminal court and nobody’s going to want you
on a jury.” “Why’s that?” “Because you’re smart and chic
and in the arts.” “So?” “So either the prosecution or
the defense is going to want you out of there. And even if they don’t, you can
keep from being selected. The judge’ll ask if any of the prospective jurors
feel incapable of being fair and open-minded about the case at hand, and that’s
when you raise your hand and say you couldn’t possibly be fair to Joe Blow
because he looks just like the uncle who tried to get in your pants when you
were eleven.” “And he’ll believe me?” “No, he’ll probably figure you
just don’t want to be on a jury, but what do you care about his good opinion?
He’ll excuse you, because after you’ve said that he’ll have to. Three days,
Susan, and they’ll be over before you know it, and you won’t have to serve
again for four more years.” “If I’d known it was just
three days . . .” “What?” “Well, as far as next week is
concerned—” “Forget next week. You’re off
the hook for next week and you can’t get back on.” “I’d rather wait until October
anyway,” she said. “You’re a love, Maury. I appreciate it, I really do.” “You should. You know, you
shouldn’t call me for something like this. You should ignore the summons and
wait until you’re arrested, and then you call me. I’m a criminal defense
attorney, and—” “One of the best in the
country.” “What are you buttering me up
for? I already did you the favor. But every time you have a legal question you
call me, and most of it’s stuff I’m rusty on. You must know other lawyers.” “Not as well as I know you,
Maury.” She nibbled her lower lip. “You’re the only one on my speed dial. If
there’s anything I can do in return ...” “Well, now that you mention
it, one of your famous blow jobs would be more than welcome.” She let the silence stretch as
long as she could. Then, her voice strained, she said, “Maury, you’re on
speakerphone. I thought you knew that.” He didn’t say anything, and
the silence was delicious. “Gotcha,” she said. “Yeah, I guess you did. I get
you out of jury duty and you give me a heart attack. Nice.” “Just wanted to keep you on
your toes,” she said, and blew him a kiss, and rang off. CHLOE
WAS A FEW minutes late, but no
more than you’d expect from a twenty-three-year-old blonde with a crew cut and
a nose ring. She took up her post at the front desk and Susan, who generally
had lunch delivered, decided it was too nice a day to stay indoors. She walked
over to Empire Diner and had a large orange juice and a salmon salad, then
browsed a couple of She’d sent Reginald Barron off
earlier with papers for his uncle to sign and a $500 check as a good-faith
advance, and now she had another look at the photos of Emory Allgood’s
extraordinary work. She’d kept the disk—Reginald hadn’t thought to ask for its
return, and she would have talked him out of it if he had. She didn’t need it,
she’d already downloaded the images, but she didn’t want it floating around,
not until she had the artist firmly committed to the Susan Pomerance Gallery. Not that anyone else was
likely to respond as strongly as she had, but you never knew, and why take
chances? She knew how good the man was, she’d learned to trust that bell in her
chest, that tingling in her fingertips, and now, looking again at the pictures,
taking more time with them, she found herself running through her client list,
picking out those who’d be particularly likely to respond to what she saw. Before the show she’d invite a
few of her best prospects to preview the work. (The show would probably be in
late October or early November, and if jury duty cost her a few days in early
October, well, she could work around that.) Ideally, there’d be red dots on a
third of the pieces by the time the show opened, even if she had to give some
of the early birds an unannounced break on the price. Of course a lot depended on
the artist, on the likelihood of his continuing to produce work in quantity.
Most of them kept at it, but sometimes an artist would stop making art as
abruptly and incomprehensibly as he’d started. If Emory Allgood was likely to
pull the plug, she’d do best for his sake and hers to get the highest possible
prices for the work at hand. But if there was more work to
come, she could afford for both their sakes to take a different tack. Her goal
would be to get those red dots up as quickly as possible, and to sell out the
whole show in the first week. Then, when she showed his new work a year later,
the buyers who’d been shut out the first time would be primed for a feeding
frenzy. And she’d boost the prices and make everybody happy. She returned to one image,
frustrated by the limitation of a two-dimensional representation of a
three-dimensional object. She wanted to be right there in the room with the
piece, wanted it life-size and smack in front of her, wanted to be able to walk
around it and see it from every angle, to reach out and touch it, to feel the
up-close-and-personal energy of it. Eventually, of course, she’d
go out and look at the work. She’d assumed they lived in Harlem, but the
address Reginald Barron had given her was in The hourly news summary came
on. A suicide bomber had taken eleven lives (including, thank God, his own) in
a cafй in She turned up the volume when
they got to the Marilyn Fairchild murder. That was the name, she hadn’t
misheard it, and they identified her as a real estate agent and gave her age as
thirty-eight. The announcer moved on to
something else and she lowered the volume, and Chloe buzzed her—would she take
a call from a Mr. Winters? She picked up and said, “I was
just thinking of you.” “You got a traffic ticket and
you want me to fix it.” “Silly. I don’t have a car.” “Jaywalking, then.” “I was thinking about Marilyn
Fairchild. I knew her, Maury.” “The actress? No, that’s
something else.” “Morgan.” “That’s it, Morgan Fairchild.
There’s something automatically sexy about a woman with two last names.
Ashleigh Banfield, I watch her on MSNBC and I get a hard-on. She’s
good-looking, but I think it’s the name as much as anything else. Who’s Marilyn
Fairchild?” “She was murdered the day
before yesterday.” “Oh, of course. The name
didn’t register. Lived in the Village, strangled in bed. You say you knew her?” “Not terribly well. She showed
me five or six apartments, including the one I bought.” “You still at “Until I leave feet first. I
love it there.” “And you’ve been there what,
three years?” “Almost five.” “That long? You stay in touch
with her after the closing?” “No.” She frowned. “I thought
at the time we might get to be friends. They just said she was thirty-eight, so
we were a year apart, and—” “You’re thirty-nine?” “Fuck you.” He laughed, delighted. “So
you’re thirty-seven. Two years is worth fuck you?” “We were a year apart,” she
went on, “and she was a successful professional woman living alone in the
Village, and I’m a successful professional woman living alone in “You identified.” “I’m taller by an inch or two.
Her figure was fuller. Her hair had a lot of red in it, but I have a hunch it
would have been the same dark brown as mine without professional intervention.
I don’t smoke, but she did, and that may have given her the throaty voice. She
liked a drink.” “Who doesn’t?” “Did I identify? I suppose.” “‘If it could happen to her…’” “It could happen to me.” She
frowned. “Maury, you called me, and probably not because I was thinking of
you.” “I don’t know. Your thoughts
are pretty powerful.” “What did you want?” “I was thinking it’s been a
while, and I was thinking we should have dinner.” “You still married, Maury?” “Like you and your apartment,”
he said. “Till the day I die.” “That’s good, and I’d love to
have dinner with you. Not tonight, I hope, because—” “Tonight’s no good for me
either. I was thinking the day after tomorrow.” “Let me check. . . . That’s
Friday night? I accept with pleasure.” “I’ll call you when I know
where and when. It’ll be someplace nice.” “I’m sure it will. And I’ll
look forward to it, unless someone strangles me in my bed between now and then.
I hope they catch the son of a bitch.” “They probably will.” “I hope they put him away.” “Again, they probably will,”
he said. “Unless he gets a good lawyer.” three LATER
ON, HE could never get over the
fact that he’d actually welcomed the interruption. The doorbell rang and he
heard it over the music and rose eagerly from his chair, came out from behind
his desk, and hurried to let them in. And his life would never be
the same again. There were two of them, two
clean-shaven short-haired white guys wearing suits and ties and polished shoes,
and his first thought was that they were Mormons or Jehovah’s Witnesses,
because who else dressed like that outside of bankers and corporate lawyers,
and when did those guys start going door to door? And if they had been
religious fanatics, well, hell, he probably would have invited them in and listened
respectfully to what they had to say, even poured them cups of coffee if their
religion allowed them to have it. Not out of fear of hell or hope of heaven,
but because it had to be better than staring at a PC monitor on which words
stubbornly refused to appear. An hour ago he had written He
walked over and opened the window. He’d stared at it for a while, then
deleted and, replacing it with a comma. He played a hand of solitaire
before highlighting the last four words of the sentence and replacing them with
to the window and opened it. He looked at that, shook his head,
highlighted opened it, and changed it to flung it open. Nothing happened, except that
Coltrane gave way to Joshua Redman and cigarette butts began to fill the
ashtray. Then, a few minutes before the doorbell sounded, he’d deleted the
entire sentence. And now he’d pushed the button to open the downstairs door,
and then he’d walked over and opened the door to his apartment, and you could
play with that sentence all you wanted, but here he was, standing in the
doorway, and there they were, coming up the stairs, and . . . “Mr. Creighton? I’m Detective
Kevin Slaughter and this is Detective Alan Reade. Could we talk with you?” “Uh, sure,” he said. “May we come in?” “Oh, right,” he said, and stepped
back. “Sure. Come right in, guys.” They did, and sent their eyes
around the room, not at all shy about looking at things. He’d noticed that
about cops, had watched uniformed officers in the subway and on the street,
staring right at people without the least embarrassment. He stood six two, a bear of a
man, big in the chest and shoulders, with a mane of brown hair and a full beard
that he trimmed himself. His waist was a little thicker than he’d have liked,
but not too bad. He stood a good two inches taller than Slaughter, who in turn
was an inch or two taller than Reade. Slaughter was lean,
wiry—reedy, Creighton thought, while Reade was anything but, and had a gut on
him that the suit jacket couldn’t hide. They were younger than he was, but that
was true of more people every year, wasn’t it? Midthirties, at a guess, and he
was forty-seven, which was still pretty young, especially when you kept
yourself in decent shape, but it was closer to fifty than forty, closer to
sixty than thirty, closer to the grave than to the cradle, and— And they were standing in his
studio apartment, looking at his things, looking at him. “What’s this about?” “Music’s a little loud,”
Slaughter said. “Any chance you could turn it down a notch?” “Somebody complained about the
music? Jesus, at this hour? I remember years ago we had a saxophone player
across the courtyard, he used to practice at all hours, thought he was Sonny
Rollins and this was the Williamsburg Bridge, but—” “It’s just a little hard to
talk over,” Slaughter said smoothly. “Nobody complained.” “Oh, sure,” he said, and
lowered the volume. “So if it’s not the music ...” “Just a few questions,” Reade
said. His voice was reedy, even if he wasn’t. And Slaughter asked if this was a
bad time, and he said that it wasn’t, that he welcomed the interruption, that
he’d been writing the same stupid sentence over and over. “After a while,” he said, “the
words stop making sense. They don’t even look right, you find yourself staring
at the word cat and wondering if it’s supposed to have two ts.” “You’re a writer, Mr.
Creighton?” “Sometimes I wonder. But
yes”—he indicated the big oak desk at the side of the room, the computer, the
big dictionary on its stand, the rack of briar pipes—“I’m a writer.” “Have you had anything
published?” It was Slaughter who asked, and he must have rolled his eyes in
response, because the man said, “I’m sorry, was that a stupid question?” “Well, maybe a little,” he
said, and softened the remark with a grin. “I suppose there are people who’d
call themselves writers without having published anything, and who’s to say
they don’t have the right? I mean, look at Emily Dickinson.” Reade said, “Friend of yours?”
and Creighton looked at him and couldn’t say for sure if the guy was playing
him. “Nineteenth-century poet,” he
said. “She never published anything during her lifetime.” “But you have.” “Six novels,” he said.
“Working on number seven, and the only thing that sustains me on days like this
is reminding myself they were all like this.” “Tough going, you mean.” “Not every day, some days it’s
like turning on a faucet. It just flows. But every book had days like this, and
a couple of them had whole months like this.” “But you make a living at it.” “I’m forty-seven years old and
I live in one room,” he said. “You do the math.” “Just the one room,” Reade
said, “but it’s got some size to it. Plenty of landlords’d throw up a couple of
walls, call it a three-room apartment.” You could stick a plank out
the window, he thought, and call it a terrace. “Good neighborhood, too. Bank
and Waverly, heart of the Meaning You couldn’t afford
it otherwise, he thought, and he couldn’t argue the point. Free market rent
on his apartment would be well over two thousand a month, and probably closer
to three. Could he afford that? Maybe once, before the divorce, before the
sales leveled off and the advances dipped, but now? Not unless he gave up eating
and drinking and—he patted his shirt pocket, found it empty—and smoking. “Rent controlled,” he said. “Even better. You’ve been here
a long time, then.” “Off and on. I was married for
a few years and we moved across the river.” “ He nodded. “ “Be crazy to give it up.” “And then the marriage fell
apart,” he said, “and she kept the house, and I moved back in here.” “They always get the house,”
Slaughter said. He sounded as if he spoke from experience. He shook his head
and walked over to a bookcase, leaned in for a closer look at the spines.
“‘Blair Creighton,’” he read. “That’s you, but on the bell it said John
Creighton.” “Blair’s my middle name, my
mother’s maiden name.” “And your first name’s John?” “That’s right. Some of my
early stories, I used J. Blair Creighton. An editor convinced me to drop the
initial, said I was running the risk that people would mistake me for F. Scott
Fitzgerald. I, uh, took his point.” “I don’t know, it sounds good
with the initial. What’s this, French? You write books in French?” “I have enough trouble in
English,” he said. “Those are translations, foreign editions.” “Here’s one in English. Edged
Weapons. That’s like what, knives and swords?” “And daggers, I suppose. Or
words, metaphorically.” It was interesting, observing them at it. Did Slaughter
really think he wrote in French, or was he playing a role, lacking only the
ratty raincoat to qualify as a road-company Columbo? “It’s a collection of
short stories,” he explained. “Presumably, they have an edge to them.” “Like a knife.” “Well, sure.” “But you have an interest in
knives, right? And swords and daggers?” He was puzzled until he
followed Slaughter’s gaze to the far wall between the two windows. There was a
cased Samurai sword, a Malayan kris with the traditional wavy blade, and a
dagger of indeterminate origin with a blade of Damascus steel. “Gifts,” he said. “When the
book came out. Edged weapons to go with Edged Weapons, so to speak.” “They look nice,” Reade said,
“displayed like that.” “The book’s working title was Masks,”
he recalled, “but we changed it when we heard that was going to be T. C.
Boyle’s collection, or maybe it was Ethan Canin. Whoever it was, he wound up
calling his book something else, too. But one way or another I was a sure bet
to wind up with something to hang on the wall.” “You see masks all the time,”
Reade said. “These here are a little more unique.” Something was either unique or
it wasn’t, there weren’t gradations of it. It was an error his students made
all the time, a particularly annoying one, and he must have winced now because
Slaughter immediately asked him if something was wrong.” “No, why?” “Expression on your face.” He touched the back of his
neck. “I’ve been getting twinges off and on all day,” he said. “I must have
slept in an awkward position, because I woke up with a stiff neck.” “I hate when that happens,”
Reade said. “I imagine most people do. You
know, this is pleasant enough, but do you want to give me a hint what this is
all about?” “Just a few questions, John.
Or do people call you Blair?” “It depends how long they’ve
known me.” And you’ve barely known me long enough to call me Mr. Creighton, he
thought. “Say, do you mind if I smoke?” “It’s your house, John.” “It bothers some people.” “Even if it did,” Slaughter
said, “it’s your house. You do what you want.” He patted his breast pocket
again, and of course it was still empty, cigarettes hadn’t mysteriously
appeared in it since he last checked. He walked over to the desk and shook a
cigarette out of the pack and lit it, relaxing as the nicotine soothed the
anxiety it had largely created. That was all smoking did for you, it poured oil
on waters it had troubled in the first place, and what earthly good did it do
him to know that? He’d known that for years, and he went on smoking the fucking
things all the same. “A couple of questions,” he
said. “Right, we’re taking up enough
of your time as it is, John. So why don’t you tell us about the last time you
saw Marilyn Fairchild.” “Marilyn Fairchild.” “Right.” “I don’t know anybody by that
name.” “You sure of that, John?” “It has a familiar ring to it,
though, doesn’t it? Isn’t there an actress by that name?” “You’re thinking of Morgan
Fairchild, John.” “Of course,” he said. “Well, I
don’t know either of them, Morgan or Marilyn. I wouldn’t mind knowing Morgan,
though. Or Marilyn, if she looks anything like her sister.” “They’re sisters?” “That was sort of a joke. I
never heard of Marilyn Fairchild until you mentioned her.” “Never heard of her.” “No.” Reade took a step toward him,
moved right into his space, and said, “Are you sure of that, John? Because we
understand you went home with her the other night.” He shook his head. “If that’s
what this is about,” he said, “I think you have the wrong guy.” “You do, huh?” “There used to be a John
Creighton in the phone book,” he said. “Lived somewhere in the West Seventies,
and I’d get phone calls for him all the time.” “So maybe it’s him we should
be looking for.” “Well, maybe he’s the one who
got lucky with Marilyn Fairchild.” “Because you didn’t.” “Never even met the lady.” Slaughter said, “You mind
telling us what you were doing the night before last?” “The night before last?” “That’s right.” “That would be Monday night?
Well, that’s easy. I was teaching a class.” “You’re a teacher, John?” “I conduct a workshop once a
week at the “You enjoy it, John?” “I need the money,” he said.
“Not that it amounts to much, but it keeps me in beer and cigarettes.” “That’s something.” “I guess it is. Anyway, that’s
what I was doing Monday night.” “From when to when, John?” “Seven-thirty to ten. You can
check with the school and they’ll confirm that I was there, but don’t make me
prove it by telling you what the stories were about. I forget all that crap the
minute I leave the classroom. I’d go nuts if I didn’t.” “They’re pretty bad, huh?” “I don’t like being read to,”
he said, “even if it’s Dylan Thomas reading A Child’s Christmas in “Must be a good place to meet
women,” Reade said. “You know what’s funny? I’ve
been doing this for three years now, and when I started I had the same thought.
I mean, a majority of students are women, a majority of everything is women,
and these are women with an interest in literature and I’m up there, the
designated authority, and how can you miss, right?” “And?” “Somebody, I think it was
Samuel Johnson, read another writer’s book. And he said, ‘Your work is both
original and excellent. However, the parts that are original are not excellent,
and the parts that are excellent are not original.’” They looked puzzled. “In the classroom,” he
explained, “the women are both attractive and available. However, the ones who
are available are not attractive, and—” “And the ones who are
attractive aren’t available,” Slaughter said. “Was Marilyn Fairchild one of
your students?” “You know,” he said, “I don’t
recognize the name, but I don’t know all their names. It’s not impossible. I
have a list of them someplace, hang on and let me see if I can find it.” It was where it was supposed
to be, in the “So I guess it’s not the same
woman.” “Evidently not.” “And you’re covered from
seven-thirty to ten, but that leaves the whole rest of the night, doesn’t it?
And the thing is, John, you fit the description we’re working with, right down
to the cigarettes you smoke. Unfiltered Camels, there’s not that many people
smoking them anymore.” “We’re an endangered species,
but. . .” “But what, John?” He took the cigarette out of
his mouth, looked at it, put it out in an ashtray. “ ‘The description you’re
working with.’ Who gave you a description?” “Sort of a group effort,”
Slaughter said. “And it included the fact that you were a writer, and your name
was Blair Creighton.” “So we wouldn’t likely mix you
up with the other John,” Reade offered. “And I’m supposed to have gone
home with Marilyn Fairchild. Home from where?” “A bar called the Kettle of
Fish, John. You wouldn’t happen to know it, would you? It’s a few blocks from
here on “On “And you started drinking
there again.” “It’s one of the places I tend
to go to. In the late afternoon, mostly, when the writing’s done for the day.” “And sometimes at night, John?
Like the night before last?” “The night before last. . .” “Take your time, give it some
thought. You just think of something, John? You have the look of a man who just
now thought of something.” “Oh, for Chrissake,” he said.
“That dizzy bitch.” “You remember now, huh, John?” “If it’s the same woman,” he
said. “Short hair, sort of reddish brown? Lives on Waverly?” “I believe it’s “But you’re right about the
hair,” Slaughter said. “The length and the color. You’re doing great, John.” Patronizing son of a bitch. “ “And what name did she give
you, John?” “I might recognize it if I
heard it again. I don’t think we got as far as last names, but the first name
she gave me certainly wasn’t Marilyn.” “You met her in the Kettle of
Fish, John.” “I was having a drink at the
bar. She walked in and picked me up.” “She picked you up.” “Why, isn’t that how she
remembers it? If I’d have been looking to pick somebody up, I wouldn’t have
gone to the Kettle.” “Why not?” “People go there to drink,” he
said. “And to talk and hang out. Sometimes you might go home with somebody, but
it’ll most likely be somebody you’ve known forever from a whole lot of boozy
conversations, and one night you’re both drunk enough to think you ought to go
home together, and it generally turns out to be a mistake, but the next time
you run into each other you both either pretend it never happened or that you
had a good time.” “And that’s how it was with
Marilyn Fairchild?” He shook his head. “That’s the
point. She wasn’t a regular, or at least I never saw her there before. And she
walked in and scanned the bar like she was shopping, and I guess I was close
enough to what she was looking for, because she came right over to me and put a
cigarette between her lips.” “So you could light it for
her.” “Except she took it out,” he
remembered, “and saw my cigarettes on the bar.” “Camels.” “And she said how she hadn’t
had one of those in ages, and I gave her one and lit it for her, and I said if
she was going to smoke she’d better drink, too, and I bought her whatever she
was having.” “Wild Turkey.” “Is that what it was? Yes, by
God, it was, because the next thing I knew she was saying she had a whole
bottle of the stuff just around the corner, and she whisked me out of there and
up to her apartment, and I might like to flatter myself that I picked her up,
but it was very much the other way around. She picked me up.” “And took you home.” “That’s right. What does she
say happened? I picked her up?” “Why do you figure she would
say that, John?” “Who the hell knows what she’d
say? She was a dizzy bitch. I’ll tell you one thing, I’m too fucking old for
barroom pickups, I really am. I’m forty-seven, I’ll be forty-eight next month,
I’m too old to go around sleeping with people I don’t know.” “Sometimes, though, a couple
of drinks . . .” “It clouds your judgment,” he
agreed. “And you had more drinks at
her apartment?” “A drink. Then I went home.” “One drink and you went home?” “That’s what I just said.
What’s her story?” “Right now we just want to get
your story, John.” “Why? Did she make a
complaint? If she did, I think I have a right to hear it before I respond to
it. What does she say I did?” They looked at each other, and
he took a step backward, as if someone had struck him a blow in the chest. He
said, “She’s dead, isn’t she?” “What makes you say that,
John?” “That’s why you’re here. What
happened to her? What did she do, go out looking for somebody else?” “Why would she do that, John?” “Because she was still horny,
I guess.” “What did you do, John? Turn
the lady down? Had a glass of her Wild Turkey and decided you didn’t want to get
naked with her after all?” “The chemistry wasn’t right.” “So you kept your clothes on?” “I didn’t say that.” “You took them off?” He stood still for a long
moment. They were asking more questions but he had stopped listening. He turned
from them, walked to his desk. “John?” “I want to make a phone call,”
he said. “I have a right to make a phone call, don’t I?” “You’re not under arrest,
John,” Slaughter said, and Reade told him it was his phone, and of course he
had the right to use it. But if he could answer a few questions first maybe
they could get this all cleared up and then he could make all the calls he
wanted. Yeah, right. He dialed, and They didn’t respond, but that
was as good as if they had. He talked for a minute or two,
then replaced the receiver. “No more questions,” he said. “I’m done talking
until my lawyer gets here.” “Was that your lawyer just
now, John?” He didn’t have a lawyer. The
last lawyer he’d used was the moron who represented him in the divorce, and
he’d since heard the guy was ill with something, and could only hope he’d died
of it. He needed a criminal lawyer, and he didn’t know any, had never had need
of one. And Roz wasn’t a lawyer, she was a literary agent, but she’d know what
to do and whom to call. He didn’t say any of this,
however. He sat at his desk, and they continued to ask questions, but he’d
answered as many questions as he was going to. And, now that he’d stopped
saying anything, one of them, Slaughter or Reade, took a card from his wallet
and read him his Miranda rights. Now that he’d finally elected to remain
silent, now that he’d finally called for an attorney, they told him it was his
right to do so. He had the feeling he’d
already said a lot more than he should have. four L’AINGLON D’OR WAS on
Fifty-fifth between Park and Madison, and had been there for decades. A classic
French restaurant, it had long since ceased to be trendy, and the right side of
the menu guaranteed that it would never be a bargain. The great majority of its
patrons had been coming for years, cherishing the superb cuisine, the
restrained yet elegant decor, and the unobtrusively impeccable service. The
tables, set luxuriously far apart, were hardly ever all taken, nor were there
often more than two or three of them vacant. This, in fact, was very much as
the proprietor preferred it. A Belgian from In response, one customer
quoted Yogi Berra—Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded. The
proprietor nodded in agreement. “Prйcisйment,” he said. “If it is too
crowded, no one comes.” Francis Buckram saw he was a
few minutes early and had the cab drop him at the corner. He found things to
look at in a couple of Madison Avenue shop windows, and contrived to make his
entrance at 8:05. They were waiting for him at
the table, three middle-aged men in dark suits and ties. Buckram, wearing a
blazer and tan slacks, wondered if he should have chosen a suit himself. His
clothes had nothing to apologize for, the blazer was by Turnbull & Asser,
the slacks were Armani, the brown wing tips were Allen Edmonds, and he knew he
wore the clothes well, but did they lack the gravitas the meeting required? No, he decided, that was the
point. The meeting was their idea, and he wasn’t coming hat in hand.
Insouciance was the ticket, not gravitas. Fancy words for a cop. Well, he was a fancy kind of a
cop, always had been. Always had the expensive clothes and the extensive
vocabulary, and knew when to trot them out and when to leave them in the
closet. Growing up in Park Slope, he’d been as well liked as Willy Loman ever
hoped to be, and he was good enough in sports and enough of a cutup in class to
mask an ambition that got him a full scholarship to Colgate. That was the next
thing to Ivy League and a healthy cut above He stopped at the bar to say
hello to Claudia Gerndorf, who’d profiled him for “I’ve got a column now in the “We’ll do that,” he said.
“Meanwhile, there’s a table of fellows I’ve got to sit down with right now.” And you can put that in your
column, he thought. Former Police Commissioner Francis J. Buckram—and don’t
make it Francis X., assuming that every Francis gets stuck with Xavier for a
middle name, and for God’s sake don’t make the last name Bushman—that Francis
J. Buckram was spotted at a fashionable East Side eatery, sharing vichyssoise
and frogs’ legs with three real estate heavies. He might not get anything out
of the evening but heartburn and a headache, but a little ink linking his name
with some serious They were on their feet when
he reached their table. He knew Avery Davis, who said, “Fran, it’s good to see
you. You know these fellows, don’t you? Irv Boasberg and Hartley Saft.” He shook hands all around,
apologizing for keeping them waiting, and was assured they’d just gotten there
themselves. They had drinks in front of them, and when the waiter came over he
ordered a The conversation throughout
the meal steered clear of Topic A. Ongoing terrorism got some of their
attention, along with speculation about the eventual development of the Ground
Zero site. Someone brought up a current scandal involving the health
inspector’s office. “I remember when the papers used to print a weekly list of
restaurants that got cited for violations,” Irv Boasberg said. “You’d look at
the list, terrified you’d find your favorite Chinese restaurant on it, and what
did it mean if you did?” “That somebody forgot to slip
the inspector a couple of bucks,” Hartley Saft said. “But it killed your
appetite, didn’t it? You know what? Let’s not talk about restaurant
violations.” So they ate French food and
drank Not every former police
commissioner could say the same. Buckram was atypical in that he had come up
through the ranks. It made a certain amount of
sense. The president of the As far as most cops were
concerned, anyone fairly high up in the NYPD was light-years away from the
street, and chiefly concerned with covering asses, his own and the
department’s. The man at the top, the commissioner, was first and foremost a
politician, then an administrator, and not a real cop at all. Still, the street cops liked
it when the top slot was filled by someone who’d been on the job himself.
Buckram, who started out walking a beat in the Gravesend section of Brooklyn
and put in his time as a detective with Major Cases, eventually parlayed a saloon-born
friendship into a stint as police commissioner of He’d liked the job, but he
missed Out of lust and boredom, he
had an affair with a TV reporter, and that only made things worse. He’d had
affairs before, he neither chased women nor ran away from them, but affairs
seemed to mean more in He got the job. The mayor who
gave it to him wanted someone who would jump right in and make waves, and
Buckram gave him what he wanted and then some. He’d tried out some theories in
Portland, his own and some other people’s, and he’d learned how to make a
police force proactive, not just responding to crime but targeting career
criminals and getting them off the street. Crime dropped when there were fewer
criminals out there to commit it, and there were perfectly legitimate ways to
take them out of the game without trampling all over their civil rights. It had
worked in He did so well it cost him the
job. There’s no limit to what a
man can accomplish if he doesn’t care who gets the credit. He’d heard the line somewhere,
and he didn’t know the source and wasn’t sure of the precise wording, but a few
weeks ago he’d been fooling around on his home computer and he dummied it up,
printed it out, and kept forgetting to pick up a frame for it. It belonged on
the wall over his desk, but what was the point? He’d learned the lesson, though
not in time to save his job. Because the commissioner’s job
wasn’t just about covering asses. It was also about kissing one—specifically,
the mayor’s. And this particular mayor had wanted the credit for every positive
thing that happened on his watch, and couldn’t stand it when any of it went to
somebody else. Buckram had known that (though
no one had known the full megalomaniacal extent of it) but the media loved him
and he was great on camera, the expensive clothes showing to good advantage on
his lean frame, the natural wave in his styled hair, the easy smile on his
lips, the glint in his Irish blue eyes. The mayor was pudgy, with a narrow
chest and a potbelly, and a comb-over that might have been endearing on a
humbler man. Buckram spoke in bracing sound bites; the mayor’s on-camera
remarks seemed harsh and mean-spirited at best, and out of context they often
came across as heartless. Three and a half years on the
job, and the crime rate dropped and the streets got safer and people felt great
about the city, and hotel room occupancy soared with an increase in convention
bookings, because suddenly The mayor got plenty of
credit, and deservedly so, but he wanted it all, and Buckram was too cocky to
get out of the way whenever somebody showed up with a camera and a notepad. So
one day he was out of work, and the city was up in arms about it for a few
minutes, but the crime rate kept on dropping and the tourists kept on coming,
and that was that. The mayor got reelected and Fran Buckram signed up with a
lecture bureau, giving after-dinner speeches for $3,500 a pop. He was forty-three when he got
the job, and had just turned forty-seven when he had to give it back. Now he
was fifty-three, and the mayor had finished his second term a hero, elevated to
that status by his performance during 9/11 and its aftermath. The voters would
have given him a third term—they’d have made him dictator for life if they’d
had the chance, and awarded him both ears and the tail in the bargain—but
constitutional term limits forced him to step down, and his replacement was
halfway through his first year in office and seemed to be doing just fine. The new man had three and a
half years to go, plus four more if he ran again and won. So it was far too
early for anyone to enter the lists to succeed him, but people had a pretty
good idea who was in the running. Buckram’s name was at the top
of the Maybe column. And that was what this dinner
was about. He knew that, and his three dinner partners knew it, and so did
Claudia Gerndorf and that demi-hoodlum from Local 802 of the Amalgamated
Federation of Widget Makers. Anyone who recognized the four of them could
figure out why they were sitting there together, washing down sole meuniиre
with pinot grigio. Meanwhile, he told his cop
stories. The three men seemed to enjoy them. “NOW
THAT’S INTERESTING,” MAURY Winters
said. “To your left, four men sitting together, the waiter’s just now pouring
their wine.” She looked, saw three men in
suits and one in a blazer, and asked what was interesting about them. “That they’re here together,”
the lawyer said. “Recognize anybody?” “No,” she said, and
considered. “The one in the blazer looks familiar. Who is he?” “Nobody at the moment, but a
few years ago he was police commissioner.” “Of course, Buckley, but no,
that’s not right. Buckman?” “Buckram, sweetheart. Like a
fine binding. First name Francis, but don’t call him Frank. He prefers Fran.
The other men, well, I recognize two of them, and they’re both real estate machers,
and so’s the third, I’d be willing to bet you. Do you suppose they’ve
banded together to help our former top cop find an apartment?” “I have a feeling the answer
is no.” “But to find a job, that’s
another possibility altogether. How’s your tornado?” Her dish was tournedos
Rossini, filet mignon capped with foie gras, tender as butter and wonderfully
savory, and his mispronunciation was an affectation, a part of the
diamond-in-the-rough image he’d perfected. His gray hair was shaggy, his suit
imperfectly tailored for his fleshy physique, and his tie showed the odd food
stain. She wasn’t sure of his age but knew he was well into his sixties, and
the years showed in his face and carriage. And yet he remained an extremely
attractive man, and how fair was that? If a woman let herself go like that, no
one would look at her twice. With a man, well, if he had the right sort of
energy emanating from him, you overlooked some of the flaws, called the rest character,
and wound up with wet panties. “My tornado is gale force,”
she told him. “If there’s a trailer park in the neighborhood, its days are
numbered. How’s your veal?” “It would make a PETA activist
rethink his whole program. I’ll tell you, it’s a pleasure to watch a woman with
an appetite.” “Oh?” “People say they hate to eat
alone. What’s so terrible? You go to a nice restaurant, you take a book, you
eat a meal at your own pace. Listen to me, but do I listen to myself? I’m out
five nights a week with someone adorable, and they’re all either trying to lose
weight or trying to keep from gaining it, and either way, as far as their value
as company, you’d be better off going to a whorehouse with Ed Koch. See, you
laugh. They don’t get my jokes, or maybe they just don’t think they’re funny. You
eat, you laugh, Susan, you can call me for free legal advice for the rest of
your life.” “As long as I keep on eating
and laughing.” “Why would you want to stop?
You never gain an ounce, you got a better figure than the models.” “Why do you go out with them,
Maury?” “Besides the obvious?” “You don’t have to take them
to L’Aiglon for that.” “Them I don’t take to
L’Aiglon. Them I take to someplace flashier, so they can say they’ve been
there. But what they are is arm candy, darling. Look at that alte kacher,
out with that sweet young thing. He must have something, the old bastard.” He
shrugged. “Anyway, they’re cute, they’re cuddly, they’re adorable, they’re like
a kitten or a rabbit. You don’t expect to have a conversation with a bunny
rabbit, do you?” “It would be one-sided.” “But you’d still want to pet
it,” he said, “and stroke it behind the ears.” “So why did you call me? Old
times’ sake?” They’d had an affair, if you
wanted to call it that, a dozen years ago, not long after her marriage came
apart. They’d already known each other—her ex was an assistant district
attorney whom Maury had befriended after excoriating him in court, and who had
since crossed the aisle and set up as a defense attorney, and you could bet
she’d never call him for free legal advice, the asshole. He hadn’t taken her to
L’Aiglon, but it had been something comparable, Le Cirque or La Cфte Basque,
something French and fancy, and over Drambuie he told her he kept an apartment
in town, for when he had to stay over, and he’d like nothing better than to
show it to her. She’d said, “You’re married,
right?” “Absolutely!” “Good,” she’d said. “Because
you’re a very attractive man, Maury, and I’d love to spend a little quality
time in your apartment, but I don’t want to get involved any more than you do.” “What I figured,” he said.
“The fellow who introduced me to Drambuie told me you had to sip it and savor
it and make it last, but you know what?” He tossed off his drink. “Turns out he
was full of crap. Drink up, Susan. I’ve had a yen for you for the past hour.
Well, longer than that, but you were married. C’mon, how long are you gonna
keep an old man waiting?” Now, twelve years later, he
said, “Why did I call you? For the pleasure of your company. And because it
doesn’t hurt for the world to see me now and then with a woman of substance
instead of an adorable airhead. A woman like that, she could be with
anybody, and she’s with him? What’s he got?” “What’s he got? He’s got an
awfully good line.” “My stock-in-trade. This
silver tongue has kept a lot of worthy young men out of prison. Of course”—he
showed her the tip of it—“that’s not all it’s done.” She felt herself blushing.
“Dirty old man.” “C’est moi, chйrie.” “Speaking of prison . . .” “Oh, is that what we were
speaking of?” “I see they made an arrest in
my friend’s murder.” “She showed you an apartment.
It’s not like you were sorority sisters in Chi Zeta Chi.” “My acquaintance, if you like
that better, but—” “Now that was one joke you
didn’t get. Chi Zeta Chi? In Yiddish that means Chew, Grandpa, chew.” “They arrested a writer. The
name’s familiar, but I’ve never read anything of his. Blair Creighton?” “John Blair Creighton, but he
drops the John on his books. And that’s as much as we’re going to talk about
him, or your late lamented real estate person.” And, when she looked blank, he
added, “Because I’m representing him, sweetie, and I can’t talk about the
case.” “You’re representing him? But
he . . .” “Killed somebody, except we
don’t know that, do we? And that’s what I do, darling. People kill each other,
and I represent the survivors.” WHEN
THE COFFEE WAS poured, Irv
Boasberg wondered aloud if anyone had dessert anymore. “My granddaughter turned
down a piece of Shirley’s chocolate cake last week,” he said, “announcing that
she had to watch her weight. A, she’s not fat to begin with, and B, she’s all
of eleven years old.” “I don’t know what it is,
society or the parents,” Avery Davis said. “If they’re not obese you find
yourself worrying that they’re anorexic. Life doesn’t cut a person much slack
nowadays, does it? Fran, you could have dessert.
I’ll bet you haven’t put on an ounce since you walked a beat.” “If he hasn’t,” Hartley Saft
said, “maybe that’s why he hasn’t. How’d you escape the
cops-and-doughnuts syndrome, Fran?” “Just dumb luck,” he said. “I
never had a sweet tooth.” “That’s luck, all right,” “All fat men look alike,” Saft
said, “but I know what you mean. I don’t know him, but I’ve seen him before.” “Probably in restaurants,”
Boasberg said. “I think you’re right, “Less of a tootsie and more of
a trophy wife,” Avery Davis suggested. “His name’s Maury Winters,”
Buckram told them. He’d spotted the lawyer when he first sat down, and would
have said hello if he’d caught his eye. “He’s a criminal lawyer, a good one,
and like most of them he’s something of a character.” “Of course,” “I taught them everything they
know.” They laughed. “He had one
great line, Winters did. I think he must have used it before, because he sort of
shoehorned it in. It didn’t particularly fit, but he wasn’t going to let that
stop him. He prefers murder trials, and do you know why?” “I know the line,” Buckram
said, “and you’re right, he’s used it before.” “One less witness,” “That’s it.” He took a sip of
coffee. The others had ordered decaf, but his was the real deal. He told
himself decaf never tasted right to him, but maybe that was only true if he
knew it was decaf. Maybe he just plain wanted the caffeine. Either way, L’Aiglon d’Or’s coffee
was delicious, a richly aromatic French roast you could sip like a tawny port.
He put his cup down and said, “Maury must be feeling good. Great food and
attractive company, and he’s got a murderer to defend.” “Oh?” “That writer, I forget his
name. The one who strangled that woman in the Village.” “Crichton,” Boasberg said. “That’s a different writer,
but now I remember, and you’re close. It’s Creighton.” “And you figure he did it?” “I don’t know enough to have
an opinion,” he said, “but they’ve evidently got enough to charge him. That
doesn’t necessarily mean they’ve got enough to convict him, far from it, but it
shows you they believe he did it, and they’re usually right.” “Anybody read anything he’s
written?” Nobody had. “Well, now he’s got something
new to write about,” Avery Davis said. “You ever think about writing a book
yourself, Fran?” “I’ve thought about it.” “And?” “I’ve been approached a few
times.” “I should think so. It’d sell
a few copies.” “I don’t know, Avery. In this
town, maybe, but would anybody out in “Would you have to write it
yourself?” “Oh, everybody was quick to
tell me I’d never have to touch a keyboard or look at a computer screen. I’d
work with a writer.” He rolled his eyes. “God knows there’s enough of them in
this town. Of course most of them are loaded down with work. That’s why it’s
standing room only every night in Stelli’s.” “There’s one I can think of
who’s going to have some time on his hands,” Saft offered. “Unless our fat
friend over there gets him off the hook in a hurry.” “There you go. I’ll
collaborate with the Charles Street Strangler. Maybe that’ll get their
attention in They laughed, and Boasberg
said, “You could just tell some stories like the ones you told tonight.” “War stories? No, they’d
expect more than that. Some personal history, the story behind the story, and
how much of that does a man want to get into? Plus what what’s-his-name would
call ‘the vision thing.’” He’d intended that as an
opening, and they seized it as such; he caught Avery Davis shooting a glance at
each of his companions before leaning forward and narrowing his eyes. “The
vision thing,” he echoed. “You know, Fran, a lot of people are looking at you
with more than the bestseller list in mind. I’m sure you’re happy living where
you are, but I’d be surprised if you haven’t thought now and then of moving a
few blocks uptown and closer to the river.” In other words, “And you’ve probably thought
about some of the changes you’d like to implement if you found yourself living
there.” He considered this. “Be hard
not to,” he acknowledged. “Impossible, I should think.” “You pick up a paper or turn
on New York One, you hear speculation. Not so much now, but a year or two ago,
say.” “A lot of people thought you
might take a shot at it last fall.” “The timing was wrong,” he
said. “I’d have been running against Rudy, and he wouldn’t have been running,
and you just look like you’re kicking a guy when he’s down, between the
prostate cancer and the divorce. Of course that was before anyone knew he’d
turn out to be a national hero, which made running against him completely
impossible.” He grinned. “So now they’re talking about 2005, and it’s way too
early for that, but even so you have to think about it. Whether it’s what you
want, and what you’d do if you got it.” “And?” “And what do I see myself
doing? Or at least championing?” He let the moment stretch,
then looked off into the middle distance. “Landmark areas,” he said. “Every
time an older building gets pulled down, a piece of the city’s history is lost
forever. It’s vital that we protect what we’ve got by designating more landmark
areas, and that doesn’t mean only the remote past, the obviously historical.
What about the white-brick apartment buildings that went up in the sixties?
They’re not building any more of them, and once they’re gone they’re gone
forever. Fortunately there’s still time to save them.” “Landmark areas,” Hartley Saft
said. “Hand in hand with that,” he
went on, “is rent control. A noble experiment, as I’m sure you’ll agree ...” They were nodding, a little
more sanguine now. Brace yourselves, he thought. “. . . but time has made
serious inroads on rent control, and both working-class and middle-class
tenants are being priced out of the market. All new housing, including
conversions of factory and warehouse space to residential use, has to come
under rent control, and the process of decontrol has to be stopped in its
tracks and reversed. Otherwise where are we?” God, the looks on their faces!
He kept his own straight for as long as he could, then let his merriment show. “Jesus Christ,” Irv Boasberg
said. “Guys, I’m sorry. I couldn’t
resist. Look, I’m not about to make a policy statement, on or off the record.
At this stage you probably know as much as I do about what I’d be likely to do
as mayor of “If nothing else,” Or a stronger suicidal streak,
he thought, talking up rent control and preservationism to three titans of “SWEETHEART,
YOU’LL EXCUSE ME,” Maurice Winters
said, and pushed back from the table. “I’ll be right back.” He didn’t wait for a response,
but headed straight for the men’s room. When his bladder prompted him, social
graces were a luxury he couldn’t afford. He had to respond in a hurry. And then, of course, he would
wind up standing in front of the urinal trying to trick his prostate into
getting out of the way long enough to allow the stream to flow. Magically,
peeing became the only thing more difficult than resisting the urge to pee. It
was a hell of a thing, getting old, and the only thing that made it remotely
attractive was when you considered the alternative. Which was something he’d been
forced to consider more and more lately, ever since he’d been diagnosed with
prostate cancer. Eight months now. Back in
August his internist did a PSA and made an appointment for him with a
urologist, and then the fucking Arabs killed three thousand people for no
reason whatsoever, and he canceled the appointment and forgot to make another
until his internist called him, all concerned, and got him into the urologist’s
office for an ultrasound and a biopsy in early November. Both procedures were
literally a pain in the ass, and they only confirmed what everyone had pretty
much known from the PSA, which was that he had prostate cancer, and that it had
very likely metastasized. There were choices, the
urologist assured him. You could have surgery or you could have radiation, and
if you took the latter course you could have radioactive seeds implanted that
avoided some of the worst effects of radiation therapy. What he’d recommend,
himself, was surgery first, to remove the prostate and if nothing else make
urination less problematic, followed by a course of radiation to zap whatever
adventurous cancer cells might have migrated outside the walls of the prostate
gland. And then, should the cancer
return, then they could knock it back with hormonal treatments. What that
amounted to, he learned, was chemical castration, although nobody liked to call
it that because it sounded as though they were going to cut off your balls.
Which they sometimes did as an alternative, as it saved you from having to go
in for the shots, and it was guaranteed one hundred percent effective. Not at
curing the cancer, but at shutting down your production of testosterone, which
propelled the cancer. It also shut down your sex
life. Coincidentally, Winters had run into an old friend, a law school
professor in his eighties who’d still been sexually active until he’d had the
shots as a last-ditch effort to delay the cancer long enough to—what, die from
something else? “I dreaded this,” the fellow told him. “I thought this means
the end, you’re not a man anymore, you’ve got nothing to live for. But the
shots took away everything, including the desire, the interest. I couldn’t do
anything, but I didn’t want to do anything. I didn’t care!” Wonderful. If not caring was such a
blessing, he could take a fistful of sleeping pills and not care about
anything. He did some research, and the
surgery the urologist wanted to do wasn’t like having a hangnail trimmed.
Assuming you didn’t die on the table, you could look forward to a minimum of
several months of incontinence and impotence, either or both of which could
turn out to be permanent. So you walked around leaking pee into an adult
diaper, and you still had the desire for sex but couldn’t do anything about it,
and, the best part of all, the cancer came back and you died anyway. He talked to two men who’d had
radiation, and they both said the same thing: If I’d known it was going to
be anywhere near that bad, I would never have put myself through it. Wonderful. “Finally,” the doctor said,
reluctantly, “there’s watchful waiting. You come in every three months for a
PSA, and we keep a close eye on it, and see how it goes.” Why, he wondered, did
he have to come in for those PSAs? “So we’ll know how you’re doing.” But if he’d
already decided that he wasn’t going to have any treatment, regardless of his
PSA score? “Well, we want to keep tabs on this thing. We want to keep our
options open.” “I’ll tell you,” he said,
“looking back, I’ve got just one regret. If I had it all to do over again, I’d
never have gone into criminal law.” He’d waited, and the poor schmuck had to
ask what he’d have chosen instead, and he said, “Malpractice litigation. It
barely existed as a specialty when I got out of law school, but if I’d seen the
handwriting on the wall I could have cashed in. And even if I didn’t make so
much money, think of the emotional satisfaction!” And he got the hell out of
there and never went back. He was taking herbs now, which
maybe did him some good and maybe didn’t, he’d have had to take another PSA to
tell. It was only a needle stick, any doctor could do it, but for what? He hadn’t said a word to
anybody. Except his old law professor, but he wasn’t going to tell anybody,
and, hormone shots or no hormone shots, it didn’t look as though the guy was
going to be around too long. Except for Ruthie, there wasn’t really anybody he
had to tell. Sooner or later he’d have to
tell her. They’d been married forever, they went down to City Hall two days
after he found out he’d passed the bar exam, and if he lived seven more years
they’d celebrate their fiftieth. He’d be seventy-four, and it would be nice to
live longer than that, it would be nice to last until ninety if you could walk
and talk and think straight, but he’d settle for seventy-four. If somebody
offered him a deal, seventy-four, no more no less, he’d sign on the dotted
line. The urologist couldn’t offer
him that deal. He stood as good a chance on his own, thank you very much. And, in the meantime, he’d
just enjoyed every minute of a wonderful dinner with a beautiful woman, and he
wasn’t done enjoying the evening, not by a long shot. And, miracle of miracles, he’d
managed to empty his bladder. Washing his hands, he looked
at himself in the mirror. Everybody said he looked terrific, which was a neat
trick because he was a fat old man who hadn’t looked so great when he was a
thin young man, so how terrific could he possibly look, cancer or no cancer?
But he didn’t look so bad. He went back to the table, and
evidently he’d been gone long enough for the waiter to bring dessert and for
Susan to answer her own call of nature, because she was absent and his
cheesecake and her fresh strawberries were on the table, along with a pot of
coffee and two cups. He sat down and regarded his
cheesecake, and his mouth watered. He picked up his fork, then decided he could
wait. It wouldn’t take her that long, she didn’t even have a prostate gland. He reached for the coffee,
stopped himself when he felt a hand on his thigh. Jesus Christ, she was under the
table! What did she think she was going to do down there? And wasn’t that a
stupid question? If there was any doubt, it was
erased quickly enough. Her hand moved to his groin, her fingers worked his
zipper, and in seconds he felt her breath on him, and then she had him in her
mouth. He sat there, thrilled beyond
description, and wondered if anyone in the room had a clue what was going on.
Someone must have seen her get under the table. Did anyone know? And did it
matter? Oh, hell, nothing mattered but
the sheer pleasure of it. It wasn’t just that he was getting a secret blow job
in a public place from a beautiful woman, but that it was a remarkably artful
blow job in the bargain. And she was in no hurry, either, she was taking her
time, the little angel, she was making it last. Well, she was already having
her dessert, wasn’t she? Feeling devilish himself, he took a bite of the
cheesecake. “I’VE
HAD MY PROBLEMS with Rudy,” Fran
Buckram said, “but most of them were with him personally, not with the
directions he took. Most of my policies probably wouldn’t differ all that
greatly with what you saw for the past eight years.” “We’re in better shape than we
were eight years ago, Fran. Of course we’ve got a financial crunch we didn’t
have this time last year, thanks to 9/11.” “And that’ll be a lot better
or a lot worse by the time 2005 rolls around, so there’s not much point in
telling you how I’d respond to it. I can’t contrast my style with Michael’s
because he doesn’t have one yet.” “Rudy Lite,” Hartley Saft suggested. “As a manager, well, I’d do
what I did at They were nodding. Good. “I’d try to run the city more
for the benefit of the people who live in it and less for the convenience of
those who drive in to do business and then go home. That might mean
pedestrianizing parts of Midtown Manhattan, it might mean limiting truck
deliveries to off-peak hours. I’d need to run feasibility studies first, but
those are both attractive options.” More nods. They were less
certain about this, but open to it. He elaborated, giving them an
informal version of the speech that brought him $3,500 when he delivered it to civic
groups and fraternal organizations. He’d increase the budgets for the Parks Department
and the library. He’d keep support for the arts a priority, but he’d hold off
telling a museum curator what to hang on his walls. All in all, he’d be guided
by the principle that a city had to serve its citizenry, guaranteeing their
personal security and well-being while providing the most supportive framework
possible for their growth and self-realization. He broke off when the waiter
brought Hartley Saft a brandy and refilled the coffee cups, and when the man
was out of range he said, “Without being obvious about it, you might want to
glance over at Maury Winters’s table.” “He’s all by himself,”
Boasberg said. “What did she do, walk out on him?” “If she did, it didn’t break
his heart. She left him the cheesecake, and I have to say he looks happy with
it.” “More than happy,” Buckram
said. “Try ecstatic.” “I grant you he’s enjoying
himself.” “And she didn’t walk out,” he
told them, “and she didn’t go to the can, either.” “What did he do, devour her?
Little black dress and all?” “You’re closer than you
realize,” he said. “I think she’s under the table.” “How the hell—” “I’m a trained observer,” he
said. “Once a cop, always a cop. Look at the expression on his face, will you?
That’s more than cheesecake.” GOD,
IT WAS EXQUISITE. The feeling of utter
submission, kneeling unseen before him, servicing him invisibly, almost
anonymously. And, one with it, the sense of being wholly in control. His penis in her mouth was an
iron rod in a velvet glove, so sweetly soft on the surface, so iron-hard
within. She cupped his balls in her hand, ringed the base of his cock with her
thumb and forefinger. He gasped when she tucked the tip of one finger into him,
and she thrilled at that, and at the way the sphincter tightened and relaxed,
tightened and relaxed . . . She was in charge, and she at
once played him like a flute and conducted him like an orchestra,
raising the pitch, building toward a climax, then easing off, tightening
her grip on the base of his penis to choke off his orgasm before it could
start. Then building again, moving toward the finish, and backing off, and
resuming, and . .. There were women who hated to
do this. There were women who point-blank refused to do it. Fewer with each
generation, from what she heard, and girls Chloe’s age seemed to regard a quick
BJ as an easy way to satisfy a man, less intimate than intercourse and not much
more than a step up from a goodnight kiss. Her own generation saw it as more
intimate, and her mother’s generation saw it as unacceptably intimate. Did her mother give her father
blow jobs? Well, not now, obviously, but when he was alive? That was something
she didn’t want to think about, so she forced herself, pushing against the
resistance, and for a moment she became her mother and she was on her knees
sucking her father’s cock. God, if people could read her
mind they’d lock her up . . . Maury played his own part so
perfectly. Not a sound, except for that one sharp intake of breath when she’d
worked her finger into him. He’d been silent since then, and utterly passive,
and he kept his hands above the table, not reaching down to stroke her hair,
or, God forbid, holding her head in place. He didn’t need to be in control, he
could let her be in control, and this was delicious, just delicious, and she
could let it go on forever, but she couldn’t, not really, and it was time,
wasn’t it? Wasn’t it time? This time she let the
crescendo reach all the way to the coda, and his semen spurted and she drank it
down and fancied that she could feel the energy of it radiating outward through
her whole body all the way to her fingers and toes. She kept him in her mouth
and sucked him, but gently now, gently, and felt him soften and shrink, and she
sipped the last drop from him and wiped him dry with her napkin and tucked him
back into his pants. And zipped him up. She couldn’t have enjoyed the
orgasm more if it had been her own. After a long moment she said,
softly, “Is anyone looking our way?” “I can’t tell.” “It doesn’t matter,” she
murmured, and reached to remove an earring. She got out from under the table,
holding up the earring in triumph, and refastened it to her ear before sitting
down again. He looked transformed,
radiant. “You amaze me,” he said. “If anyone was watching,” she
said, “they saw a woman who dropped an earring and managed to find it again.” “Unless they’ve been glancing
over here off and on for the last ten minutes.” “Is that how long I was down
there?” “I wasn’t checking my watch,
you’ll be surprised to learn. You don’t care if anybody knows what just
happened, do you?” “No.” “You even get a kick out of
the idea.” “A little bit,” she admitted.
“I’m a naughty girl.” “I was planning to take you
home and punish you,” he said, “but I don’t know if I’ve got the strength. And
I’ve got a bail hearing first thing in the morning.” “For the case we’re not
allowed to talk about?” “I’m allowed, I’m just not
inclined. And yes, for my newest client.” “I should keep you up all
night and let the bastard rot in jail. But I don’t mind an early night myself,
Maury. Get the check and you can put me in a cab.” “You won’t feel. . .” “Unfulfilled? What we just
did, I think I got as much out of it as you did.” On the street she said, “I
didn’t even tell you about my new artist. A black kid, he walked in while I was
talking to you the other day with pictures of the sculptures his crazy uncle
has been making out of junk he finds on the street.” “Good?” “Better than that, I think.
Important. You’re going to buy a piece.” “All right.” “I’m giving him a show in the
fall, and you’ll get to see it ahead of time, and we’ll pick out the best piece
together. Unless you don’t like the work, but I think you will.” “You generally know what I
like.” She squeezed his hand. “It’ll
be late October or early November. And don’t worry, I know I’ve got jury duty
the beginning of October. Maybe I’ll be on your jury.” “My jury?” “Your new client.” He shook his head. “We won’t
go to trial until the spring,” he said. “Maybe later than that. And you
couldn’t be on the jury anyway.” “Because I’m smart and chic
and in the arts?” “Because you knew the
deceased, because you’ve already formed an opinion about the guilt or innocence
of the defendant, and because you’ve enjoyed an intimate relationship with
defense counsel.” “Enjoyed is the word, all right. Also intimate. Maury?
Do you think a blow job is more intimate or less intimate than fucking?” “I think that’s your cab,” he
said, and stepped to the curb and hailed it. “IF
HE COULD RUN for reelection tomorrow,”
Avery Davis said of the current mayor, “he’d win in a walk. But a lot can
happen in three and a half years. Everybody’s been waiting for him to step on
his dick.” “He hasn’t so far,” Saft
pointed out. “No, he’s handled himself
well, which doesn’t surprise me, I must say. He’s the mayor now, not the head
of a private corporation, and he’s bright enough to know the difference and
behave accordingly.” Boasberg said, “‘Yes, I tried
marijuana. And I enjoyed it.’” “So? That makes a refreshing
change from I never inhaled. But it’s all moot, because he’s not going
to run again in 2005. Either he’ll decide he’s had enough fun in politics, or
he’ll try for But wouldn’t he first run for
reelection and use that as a springboard for “He’ll have to pledge that
he’s going to serve a full term. If he waffles it’ll hurt him during the
campaign, and if he reneges on his promise that’ll hurt him, too. But, as we’ve
been saying all evening, it’s all a long ways off.” Everyone agreed that it was. “Now the big question,” Irv
Boasberg said. “Mets or Yankees?” Buckram laughed, and they
joined him. “Naturally, I support all the local teams. It’s my private opinion
that anyone over the age of sixteen who still cares deeply about the outcome of
a sports event more than half an hour after it’s over is a pretty clear case of
arrested development. Unless he’s on the team, of course. Or owns it.” “You read my mind,” Boasberg
said. “I was just thinking of a particular club owner, and you can probably
guess which one. But he is a case of arrested development, so the hell
with him.” “I agree all across the
board,” Saft said, “except when it comes to the Knicks. That’s different.” Someone told a sports story,
and that led to another. A few minutes later Avery Davis looked up from signing
the check and said, “Well, I think this was a good meeting, Fran. We’ll walk
away from it with a better sense of who you are, and hopefully you’ll know us a
little better as well.” Outside, The two other men got into the
limo, and “That’s very good to know,” he
said. “It’s always a consideration.” It was, he thought. But first
he’d have to figure out if he really wanted the job. five JOHN BLAIR CREIGHTON WAS looked at his
attorney, standing there with his
thumbs hooked under his suspenders and his stomach pushing forcefully against
his shirtfront, and decided the man looked like Clarence Darrow—or, more
accurately, like the actor playing Darrow in Inherit the Wind. Well, he
thought, if the man had to imitate someone, he could do worse. Darrow, as he
recalled, generally won. “Your Honor,” Winters was
saying. “Your Honor, you can see how little regard Ms. Fabrizzio has for her
own case. Her office is trying to imprison my client before trial because they
realize it’s the only chance they’ll get.” “Ah, Mr. Winters,” the judge
said. “I suppose you feel the best way to demonstrate confidence in the
prosecution’s case would be to release your client on his own recognizance.” “That’s exactly what they
should do,” Winters said, “if only out of good sportsmanship and a love of the
arts. Mr. Creighton is a writer, Your Honor, and a respected one with a good
critical reputation and an international readership. Unfortunately, our society
doesn’t always reward an artist commensurate with his talent, and—” The assistant DA, a
deceptively soft-faced blonde, sighed theatrically. “Mr. Winters’s client is
charged with strangling a woman, not splitting an infinitive. His talent or
lack thereof—” “His talent is unquestioned,
Your Honor.” “He’s charged with a capital
offense,” the judge pointed out. “High bail is hardly unusual in such circumstances.” “Excessive bail is punishment
in advance, Your Honor. Mr. Creighton has no criminal record whatsoever, and
his roots in the community make it clear he’s no flight risk.” Fabrizzio said, “Roots in the
community? The man doesn’t have a job, he doesn’t own property, he’s unmarried,
he lives alone . . .” “He has children whom he sees
regularly,” Winters countered. “He’s on the faculty of an important local
university. Furthermore, Ms. Fabrizzio might want to note the distinction
between unemployment and self-employment, should she one day leave the
comforting embrace of the district attorney’s office. Your Honor, jobs come and
go, as do relationships, but my client has something more, something nobody
would walk away from. The man is the statutory tenant of a rent-controlled
apartment on one of the best blocks in the Laughter drowned out the rest
of the sentence, and the judge let it build for a moment before he used his
gavel. “A rent-controlled apartment,” he said. “All right, Mr. Winters. Your
point is taken. If your client can come up with fifty thousand dollars, he can
go back and stare at his bargain-priced walls.” AND
HE WAS STARING at them now. He
didn’t know what else to do. It beat staring at the walls
of a cell. That’s where they’d put him when they arrested him, and that’s where
they stowed him again after the arraignment, after Winters had done such a
skillful job of getting his bail reduced to a tenth of what the prosecution had
been demanding. The lawyer had been beaming in triumph, but bail might as well
have been five million dollars as far as he was concerned, or five hundred
million, because $50,000 was four times what he’d had in the bank, checking and
savings accounts combined, the day his callers turned out to be cops instead of
Jehovah’s Witnesses. Of course you didn’t have to
come up with the whole amount, you could make use of a bail bondsman, but you
had to have some cash, and he’d already written out a check for ten
grand to Maury Winters as a retainer, and had rushed to move money from savings
to checking to cover it. Because it wouldn’t do to bounce a check to your
attorney, would it? Winters had wanted to know
whom he could call to post bond, and he’d been unable to come up with a name.
His publishers? Jesus, it had been hard enough to get the cheap bastards to
spring for airfare and pocket money for that book-and-author luncheon in His agent? Roz was a pit bull
in negotiations, a mother hen when the words wouldn’t come, but she wasn’t
rolling in cash herself. She’d set up shop three years ago, when they’d cut her
loose after a merger. Until then she’d been his editor—they let him go, too—and
it had seemed sensible enough to go with her, and his former agents didn’t
break down and weep when he told them he was leaving. Roz had made some sales
for him since then, and she always returned his calls, but he didn’t know that
her fifteen percent commission bought him a Get Out of Jail Free card. His friends? You made a list,
Winters had told him, and you worked your way down it and made the calls, and
you got a few dollars here and a few dollars there, and yes, it was marginally
humiliating, but so was Except it might, he thought.
Metaphorically, anyway. He’d begun making the list,
but before he could finish it or start calling any of the names on it, he was
out of jail. His ex-wife, the once and once again Karin Frechette (Karin
Frechette-Creighton-Frechette, he’d called her, when she’d informed him she had
decided to return to her maiden name), had put up her equity in the “Well, of course,” she’d said,
when he called to thank her. “How could I leave you in a jail cell?” The conversation was a
difficult one. He’d asked about the kids, whom he didn’t see as often as his
lawyer had suggested, and she said she didn’t think they really knew what was
going on. “But I suppose they will,” she said, “before this is over. I just
wish it would get cleared up in a hurry.” “You’re not the only one.” “Listen,” she said toward the
end, “you’re not going to catch a plane to Brazil or anything, are you?” “ “I mean, you won’t skip bail,
will you? Because I’d hate it if they took the house away from me.” “I’m not going anywhere,” he
told her. He went to the refrigerator,
found a stray bottle of Beck’s hiding behind a carton of orange juice. The
juice was clearly past it and he poured it down the sink, then uncapped the
beer and drank deeply from the bottle.
What she hadn’t asked—what no
one had asked, aside from the two cops, Slaughter and Reade—was whether or not
he had done it. THE
PHONE RANG, AND he had to stop
himself from reaching for it, waited dutifully while the machine picked up.
“Blair? Hey, guy, been trying to reach you. Could you pick up?” The manner was that of a close
friend, a buddy, but the voice was not one he recognized, and the people he was
that close to mostly called him John. He waited, and the fellow left a
number and an extension. And, not too surprisingly, no name. On a hunch he rang the number
but didn’t punch in the three-digit extension, waiting until an operator came
on the line and said, “ All in all, he preferred the
straightforward approach. “Mr. Creighton, my name’s Alison Mowbray, with the Daily
News. I’d love to give you a chance to get your side of the story in front
of the public.” His side of the story. “They’ll try to persuade you
that it’s dangerous to get all the pretrial publicity flowing in the prosecution’s
direction,” Maury Winters had told him, “and there’s some truth in that, but we
have to pick the time and the place, and most important the person we talk to.
It’s way too early, you haven’t even been indicted yet.” He’d be indicted? “You think you’re less than a
ham sandwich?” And, when he’d just stared in response, the lawyer had explained
that one judge had said famously that any good DA could get a ham sandwich
indicted. “A grand jury does pretty much what a prosecutor asks it to do, John.
You ever been on a grand jury? You’re stuck there every day for a month. After
a week or so you’re mean enough to indict a blind man for peeping in windows.
You’ll be indicted, and the sooner the better.” “Why’s that?” “Because, my friend, I’m happy
to say I don’t think much of their case. Usual procedure, I’m out there asking
for postponements, looking to delay the start of the trial as long as possible.
You know why? Because time’s a great fixer. Witnesses disappear, they change
their testimony, sometimes they’re even considerate enough to drop dead.
Evidence gets tainted and can’t be introduced, or, even better, it gets lost.
They lock it away somewhere and forget where they put it. Don’t laugh, sonny
boy, it happens more often than you’d think possible. I stall, and I’m a hell
of a staller when I want to be, and some innocent little ADA like Fabrizzio,
who’s got a cute little ass on her, I don’t know if you happened to notice,
stands there with her mouth open and watches her whole case fall apart. My
client’s guilty and everybody knows it including his own mother and they have
to give him a walk.” “But because I’m innocent. .
.” “Guilt, innocence, who ever
said that’s got anything to do with it? A case is strong or it’s weak, and
that’s what we’re dealing with here, not does she or doesn’t she. Their case is
weak as midwestern coffee, my friend. You ever been to the “I already admitted I was in
the apartment.” “Who says the jury’s gonna get
to hear that? Never mind, beside the point. You got a whole apartment full of
evidence, all of which gets cleaned and scrubbed by this darling little
faygeleh who couldn’t have done better by us if we were the ones paying him. He
sweeps, he dusts, he wipes, he mops, he vacuums—I tell my wife, all she wants
to know is has he got two afternoons a week open. He’s a jewel, this kid. Time
he trips over the dead girl, he’s got half the evidence stuffed in the garbage
cans along with everybody else’s in the building, so how can you tell whose is
whose, and the rest of it’s down the drain, and so’s their case. You sure he’s
not your cousin?” Winters hadn’t waited for an
answer. “Constitution says you’re entitled to a speedy trial,” he said, “and
for a change that’s what we want. Their mistake was arresting you as early as
they did. Granted, there’s pressure, a professional woman murdered in her own
bed in a decent neighborhood. High-profile case, so you got all these newspaper
readers thinking that could be me, that could be my daughter, that could be my
sister, so why don’t the cops get off their asses and do something? Case like
that you want to be able to announce an arrest, and, my opinion, they jumped
the gun. Now they got to indict you, and once they indict you they got to give
you your speedy trial, and once that’s over, my friend, you can forget the
whole thing ever happened.” “Just like that?” “Better yet, write about it.
Don’t forget, I want an autographed copy.” And if they were to drop the
charges? “They got that option, drop
’em and reinstate ’em later on. But they hate to do that because it makes them
look like morons, tells the world they can’t make a case. And later on that’s
what everybody remembers. Hey, didn’t they drop this case once already?
What’s the matter, they can’t find the guy who did it so they’re picking on
this poor zhlub again?” MEANWHILE,
HE WAS THE poor zhlub. And what
was he supposed to do with himself? His apartment—his legendary
rent-controlled apartment, that even the judge had to agree he’d be crazy to
jeopardize—was a good deal larger and more comfortable than a jail cell.
Quieter, too. It was funny, but none of the books he’d read over the years,
none of the TV shows, none of the prison movies, had suggested how fiercely
noisy the place could be. But his apartment, on a lazy weekday afternoon, was
as quiet as a grave. THEY’D
BURIED HER, OF course. Or did
whatever they did, whoever they were. She must have had family, and they’d
buried her or had her cremated, whatever they decided, whoever they were. Or did they hold the body of a
murder victim for a certain amount of time? He’d watched countless episodes of Law
& Order, you’d think he’d have learned something about forensic
procedures by now. Then again, what did it
matter? Marilyn Fairchild. He tried to remember what she
looked like, but his own memory had been supplanted by the picture they’d run
over and over in the papers and on television, a photo that must have been
taken four or five years earlier. She’d had long hair then, and when he
pictured her now that’s what he saw, long hair, and he had to remind himself
that the woman he’d gone home with had had short hair. He remembered her voice,
pitched low, with an edge to it. The voice had been part of the initial
attraction, it had seemed to promise something, though he was unsure just what.
A low voice was supposed to be sexy, and he had to wonder why. Was it some kind
of latent gay thing? But her voice was neither mannish nor boyish. There was
just something about it that managed to suggest he’d find the owner engaging. Yeah, right. His other images of her were
more fragmentary, rendered so by the drinks he’d had before and after their
time together. He remembered the look on her face when she paused on her way to
the kitchen and glanced over her shoulder at him. He’d been turning the pages
of a magazine, more a brochure, her office’s portfolio of co-ops and condos for
sale, and something made him look up, and she was looking at him. There’d been
something enigmatic in her expression, something that even now kept the image
in his memory, but before he could work it out she’d turned again, and when she
came back with the bottle and glasses whatever it had been was gone. He raised the beer bottle to
his lips, remembered he’d finished it. There was booze in the house, unless the
cops had gotten into it while they went through his things. They’d had a
warrant, and they’d come back and searched the place after they took him to
Central Booking, and predictably enough they’d left the place a mess. He wasn’t
what you’d call compulsively neat, and Karin had once accused him of being the
third Collyer brother, but the clutter he lived with was his own, and it had
taken him a while to restore some semblance of order (or manageable disorder)
to the scene. He checked, and the liquor was
apparently untouched, and he left it that way and lit another cigarette
instead. Drinking alone, he decided, was probably not the best idea in the
world. So what was he supposed to do?
Drop by the Kettle? He was free, he could go
anywhere and do anything, but how free was he? Where could he go, when you came
right down to it? What could he do? Yesterday he’d forced himself
to go out for a walk. Picked up a carton of Camels, bought coffee at Starbucks.
They gave you a free cup of coffee when you bought a pound, and he’d sat at a
window table and watched the people pass. He felt throughout as though he was
being watched in turn, but the tables near his were unoccupied, the baristas
too busy or too self-involved to notice him. He’d finished the coffee and
left, unable to shake the feeling that people were staring at him, recognizing
him. Later, when he was hungry enough for dinner, he’d been unable to bring
himself to leave the apartment. He wound up ordering Chinese food, and the kid
from Sung Chu Mei was concerned only with getting paid and stuffing menus under
the doors of the building’s other tenants. He clearly had no idea he had just
brought an order of beef with orange flavor to a man who’d been charged with
murder. And now it was a gorgeous day,
Maybe he’d just stay put. For
today, or maybe not just for today. That was one thing about He had plenty to read, a whole
wall full of books. He wouldn’t run out, not with two dozen Russian novels
sitting there, the complete works of Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky and Turgenev, all
bought during a spell of manic optimism and untouched since the day he’d put
them on the shelves. And there were other books, ones he might actually want to
read. (Although who was to say that now wasn’t the time to get through Crime
and Punishment?) And every week the mailman
would bring him fresh copies of The crazy part was that he
could imagine himself sinking into that sort of existence. He didn’t really
believe it was likely, but his imagination was more than equal to the task of
conjuring up a life of deliberate agoraphobia. A recluse, eyes darting around
suspiciously at the slightest sound, hair uncut and beard unshaven, wearing the
same clothes until they fell apart. (But was that necessary? Gap and Lands’ End
would clothe him if he called their 800 numbers, and damn near everything was
available online. Dry cleaners would pick up and deliver. And no doubt there
were barbers who’d make house calls, if the money was right.) He shook his head, trying to
shake off the life he was envisioning for himself. He decided the silence
wasn’t helping, and looked for a record to play. But no, the last thing he
needed was to be forced to make choices. He put on the radio, found the jazz
station, and listened to something he didn’t recognize. There was a trumpet
player, and he was trying to decide if it was Clifford Brown. His mind wandered, and he was
thinking of something else when the announcer ran down the personnel on the cut
she’d just played. He realized as much after the fact, and thought of calling
the station. He could do that, and she would never realize she was talking to
an accused murderer. Unless she had caller ID, but even then— Oh, really, did he honestly
give a rat’s ass who’d been playing the trumpet? He was in jail, he realized.
He was home, but he was in jail, and nobody could come along and bail him out
of it. six JERRY PANKOW CAUGHT the two-thirty
meeting at He called her, and relaxed
when he heard her voice. Funny how it worked. You relaxed in anticipation of
the relief. He remembered times, fiercely hungover, shaking, when he’d stand at
the bar and watch the bartender pour the drink. And then, before he even had
the glass in his hand, he’d feel as if the drink were already in him, smoothing
the rough edges, quieting the storm. He said, “Oh, I’m glad you’re
in. There’s something that’s driving me crazy, and I really need to talk to you
about it.” “So talk.” “Could I come over? Or meet
you someplace?” “Well...” “I’m probably being paranoid,
but I’d rather not do this over the phone.” “I’ve got somebody coming at
six-thirty” she said, “but if you come over now we’ll have time. I’ll even fix
you a sandwich, because I’m planning to have one myself.” The conventional wisdom in AA
was that one ought to choose a sponsor of one’s own sex, to keep sexual tension
from undermining the relationship. That was fine for straights, but it wasn’t
that simple in gay AA, where the term pigeon-fucker had been coined to
label sponsors who took sexual advantage of sponsees. (He’d heard the term at
his first meeting, and thought it was some kinky practice he’d somehow missed
out on.) Most gay men did in fact have gay male sponsors, and it worked out
most of the time, but, when his first sponsor had looked him dead in the eye
and said, “Jer, I think I’m going to have to resign as your sponsor, because
I’m starting to have feelings that get in the way,” he’d decided his next
sponsor wouldn’t ever have to face that problem. Lois Appling was a
forty-something lesbian, a professional photographer and a serious amateur
bodybuilder, who shared a loft on He’d called from a pay phone
at Fourth and Charles, and Lois and Jacqui’s loft was on Greenwich Street
between Tenth and Christopher, so he would ordinarily have walked west on
either Charles or Tenth. But that would have meant walking past either the
front or the rear of the Sixth Precinct station house, which would ordinarily
not have been something to think twice about, or even once, but not today,
thanks all the same. And he didn’t want to walk over to Christopher, which was
a little bit out of his way, because at this hour on this nice a day it would
be a little bit cruisier than he could stand. So he walked a block back to “I
WENT TO TWO meetings today,” he
said, “and I wound up deciding I didn’t want to share this at a meeting. But I
have to talk about it, and I need advice, or at the very least a sounding
board, because I don’t know what I should do.” “If you’re thinking of selling
your story to the National Enquirer,” she said, “I’d advise against it.” “My story?” “‘I Cleaned Up after the “Oh, please. You’re going to
think I’m an idiot.” “What I think of you,” she
said, “is none of your business.” “I feel better already. Oh,
this is stupid. What it is, there’s something I forgot to tell the police.” “‘I love you, Officer.’” “Ha! No, I don’t think so.
Lois, there was something I saw that maybe was a clue, and I didn’t say
anything.” “Why?” “Because I forgot. Because I
was flustered, and I already felt like such an idiot, and they clearly thought
I was hopeless, and it slipped my mind.” “If it was a clue,” she said,
“maybe they stumbled on it themselves, without Lord Peter’s invaluable
assistance.” “Lord Peter?” “Lord Peter Wimsey, the
talented amateur, without whom Scotland Yard would be powerless in the fight
against crime. Don’t you read books? Never mind, sweetie. Maybe they worked it
out on their own.” “They couldn’t have,” he said,
“because it wasn’t something that was there. It was something that wasn’t
there.” “Huh?” “A little turquoise rabbit,”
he said, “about so big, and it was one of three fetishes she had, and they were
always together, grouped around the little dish of cornmeal, and when I got
there the place was a mess, the bison and the bear were lying on their sides
and the cornmeal was spilled, and—” “Whoa,” she said. “Cornmeal?” “Yellow cornmeal, like you’d
make cornbread with, in a little china saucer. Oh, why the cornmeal? That was
for them to eat.” “For . . .” “The three of them, the bison
and the bear and the rabbit.” “Was she some kind of a flake?” “It’s traditional,” he
explained. “You’re supposed to put out food for them.” “Like milk and cookies for
Santa?” “I suppose so. Anyway, the
rabbit was missing, and since they never would have known it was there in the
first place—” “I get it. Maybe the killer
took it.” “That’s what I was thinking.” “As a souvenir. Instead of
cutting off an ear or a clitoris, like any halfway normal person would do—” “Jesus!” “When you thought of it,” she
said, “how come you didn’t call them?” “Because I’m a cowardly custard.” “Bullshit. Nobody ever stayed
sober on cowardice. We’re all heroes.” “I was afraid to call.” “That’s something else. What’s
the fear?” “That they’ll think I’m an
idiot.” “You said they already think
that.” “Yes, but—” “What they think of is none of
your business, anyway. Is that all?” He thought for a moment.
“Well, see, I’m out of it now. I had a horrible couple of hours, first finding
the body and then being asked the same questions over and over and finally
giving a formal statement. I mean, they were perfectly nice, they were almost
too polite, but underneath all that respectful politeness it was obvious they
despised me. And it’s none of my business, right, but it’s not much fun to be
around.” “Of course it isn’t.” “So why don’t I just leave
well enough alone? I mean, for all I know she dropped the rabbit days ago and
its ear broke off and she threw it out. Or it got lost, or, I don’t know . . .” “The bear ate it.” “Actually, I thought of that
myself. Early on, before I knew what I’d find behind Door Number One. It was
just a nice little whimsical thought. I have to call them, don’t I?” “Yep.” “Because it’s my civic duty?” She shook her head. “Because
it’s driving you nuts,” she said, “and you can’t get it out of your head, so
for God’s sake tell them and be done with it.” He stood up. “Thank God you’re
my sponsor,” he said. ALAN
READE SAID, “HE called you? Why
the hell did he call you and not me?” “I guess I’m cuter,” Slaughter
said. “I was nicer to him than you
were, man. I was the perfect Sensitive New Age Guy, treating him like a human
being instead of a dizzy little flit.” “Maybe your sincerity came
shining through,” Slaughter suggested. “Did you even give him your card?” “Of course I gave him my card.
Call anytime, I told him. You think of anything, I don’t care if it’s the
middle of the night, just pick up the phone.” “Maybe he tried you first and
your line was busy.” “Musta been,” Reade said. “Now
what’s this shit about a rabbit?” “He called it a fetish, which
to me is a sex thing, fur or high heels or leather, shit like that.” “Black rubber.” “Hey, whatever works for you,
Alan. These are little figurines, the Indians carve ’em out in “Cornmeal?” “Don’t worry about it. She had
three of them, according to Pankow, and one was missing.” “The rabbit.” “Right. The others were a bear
and a bison. You remember seeing them, because I have to say I don’t.” “No.” “Well, he says they were
there, and—” “Wait a minute, it’s coming
back to me. On a little table, two little animals, and one was a buffalo. The
other was pink—” “Rose quartz, he said.” “—and I couldn’t tell what it
was, but I suppose it coulda been a bear. I don’t remember any rabbit.” “That’s the point. The rabbit
was missing.” “Same size as the others?” “A little smaller, he said.
Maybe two and a half inches long.” “Does that include the ears?
Never mind. What did you say turquoise?” “That’s a kind of blue stone.” “Jesus,” Reade said, “I know
what fucking turquoise is. My wife’s got this silver necklace, her brother gave
it to her, and he’s as light in his loafers as Pankow, incidentally. A
turquoise rabbit, and he says it was there the week before?” “Swears to it.” “I didn’t see any kind of a
rabbit in Creighton’s apartment,” he said, “unless you count the bunny on the
cover of Playboy. But would you even notice something like that if you
weren’t looking for it?” “This time we’ll be looking
for it.” “If we can find a judge who’ll
write out a warrant.” Slaughter, beaming, pulled a folded
piece of paper from his jacket pocket. “All taken care of,” he said. “Courtesy
of Judge Garamond, the policeman’s best friend.” Reade finished his coffee,
pushed back his chair. “You want to go over there? It’s a little early, he
might be sleeping in.” “So we’ll wake him up.” On the way Reade said,
“Creighton seem to you like the type to take a souvenir?” “No.” “Me neither. That’s a serial
killer thing, isn’t it? I didn’t see a whole lot of ritual in Fairchild’s
apartment.” “There wasn’t all that much to
see, thanks to Mr. Clean. But I agree with you, Alan. Looks of it, two drunks
went to bed, and one of them strangled the other either in the act or
afterward.” “I wonder how drunk he was.” “Pretty far gone, would be my
guess. Say he’s in and out of blackout, he could kill her and not know it. On
his way out he’s in the living room getting dressed, because we know from
Pankow that she left her clothes in the living room so he probably did, too . .
.” “And he picks up the rabbit
and puts it in his pocket, and the next day he doesn’t remember killing her,
and he doesn’t know where the rabbit came from, either. In fact. . .” “What?” “Well, if he puts it away when
he gets home, and when he wakes up he doesn’t remember taking it or putting
it away—” “It could still be there,”
Slaughter said. “Even if he came across it in a drawer or a jacket pocket, he
wouldn’t see any reason why he had to get rid of it. By the way, I didn’t call
it a fetish in my application for a warrant. I called it a figurine.” “Good thinking.” “Why would he pick it up in
the first place, you got any theories about that?” “We already said he was drunk,
right? And who knows what’s gonna seem like a good idea to a drunk?” He
shrugged. “Maybe he just likes rabbits.” THE
DOWNSTAIRS DOORBELL SOUNDED, one long
buzz. He was drinking a cup of coffee and set it down on his desk and looked at
his watch. It wasn’t quite nine yet, and who would be leaning on his bell at
this hour? Some pest from the media? Or the Jehovah’s Witnesses he’d been
expecting last week? Before he’d finished
wondering, the buzzer sounded again, two bursts this time. And he knew who it
was, because who else would so effectively distill impatience and lack of
consideration into noise? He pressed the intercom and
said, “Yes?” “Detectives Slaughter and
Reade, Mr. Creighton. Okay if we come up?” “No,” he said. “If you’d buzz us in, Mr.
Creighton, it’d save making a scene in front of the neighbors.” It was Mr. Creighton now,
he noticed, because they weren’t in his space or his face, and the excessive
familiarity could evidently wait until they were. “You’re not supposed to ask
me any more questions,” he said, “and I don’t have to talk to you, and I don’t
intend to.” “Mr. Creighton—” “Go away,” he said, and let go
of the intercom button. He got all the way back to his desk before the next
buzz. He ignored it, but when it was repeated he went and pressed the button
again, told them again to go away. “Mr. Creighton, we don’t have
any questions and you don’t have to talk to us, but you have to let us in. We
have a warrant.” “For what? You’re going to
arrest me again? You already arrested me, I’m on bail, remember?” “A warrant to search your
apartment.” “You already searched it!” “It’s a new warrant, Mr.
Creighton, and—” “Give me a moment,” he said,
and went to the phone and found the slip of paper with his lawyer’s number.
Would Winters be at his desk this early? He was, and the first thing he
did was assure Creighton he’d been right to call him. “You don’t have to answer
a question, you don’t have to say a word,” he said. “What you do have to do,
though, is let ’em in if they got a warrant. Where are they now?” “Downstairs in the vestibule,”
he said, and before he’d finished he heard them knocking on his door. “At least
they were a minute ago. Somebody must have let them in, because they’re
upstairs pounding on my door and calling for me to open it.” “Don’t open it yet.” “All right.” “Tell them you want to see the
warrant before you’ll open the door.” He delivered that message
through the closed door to Slaughter and Reade. One of them—Reade, with the
reedy voice—said they’d be happy to show him the warrant, but first he should
open the door. He relayed messages back and forth between Winters and the cops.
They wouldn’t stick it under the door, but they compromised that he’d open the
door a few inches with the chain latch on and he could read the warrant before
letting them in. He had the phone to his ear
and Winters was telling him that the warrant had to be specific, that they
couldn’t search the place again for general evidence, that they had to be
looking for something they hadn’t known to look for earlier. And it would say
what it was in the warrant. His reading glasses were on
the desk, so he had to squint, but the warrant was short and the part that was
typed in was in larger print than the boilerplate. “ ‘A blue rabbit figurine,’”
he read aloud. “A blue what? Did you say
rabbi or rabbit?” “Rabbit.” “What the hell does that
mean?” “I have no idea.” “Last time you looked, were
there any blue rabbits in your apartment?” “No,” he said. “No purple
cows, either. What do I do now, Maury?” “Let ’em in, and let me talk
to one of them, and then stay on the phone with me until they’re out of there.
And not a word to them, not even agreeing it’s a nice day out, which it isn’t
anyway, it looks like it’s gonna rain. You got that?” “All of it,” he said,
“including the weather report.” And he opened the door and handed the phone to
Slaughter. “My lawyer wants to talk to you,” he said. “But I don’t.” THEY
WERE THERE FOR close to two hours,
but it wasn’t that bad. His lawyer chatted with him for a while, then put him
on speaker-phone with instructions to speak up if the cops pulled anything out
of line. He picked up the magazine he’d been reading and poured himself a fresh
cup of coffee and kept an eye on Slaughter and Reade, which wasn’t difficult
because the apartment consisted of a single room. They took as long as they did
because they were being thorough, not wanting to miss the mysterious blue
rabbit if it was there to be found, and also because they were less cavalier in
their search, probably because he was there watching them. Whatever the cause,
the difference was palpable; first time around they’d made a mess, and now they
were as neat as cadets preparing for inspection. A blue rabbit. Had he ever in
his life even seen a blue rabbit? The critters came in all
shapes and sizes, he thought, and in a wide variety of colors, but blue? Maybe
some Luther Burbank of the rabbit world was working on it now, but so far he
figured blue rabbits were pretty thin on the ground. Of course it wasn’t a
living breathing hopping rabbit they were looking for, it was a figurine, and
they could be any color. You didn’t have to manipulate the DNA of some little
stone carving, did you? Wait a minute . . . Three little animals on the
table alongside the couch. In her apartment, Marilyn Fairchild’s apartment.
He’d picked them up and set them down again, and was one of them a rabbit? And
was it blue? Maybe. He seemed to remember it now,
but he didn’t know to what extent he could trust his memory. His imagination
got in the way. That was a blessing for a writer, an imagination like his, but
it could be a curse, because it was possible to imagine something vividly
enough to convince yourself it was a memory. And that was especially true
when your memory was patchy anyway after a night of fairly serious drinking. He
wasn’t sure just how drunk he’d been, but going home with Marilyn Fairchild had
not been the act of a sober man. De mortuis and all that, but you’d need a few
drinks in you before a flop in the feathers with that husky-voiced predator
seemed like a good idea. And he’d done some drinking at
her apartment. Just one drink, he’d for some reason insisted to the cops, but
was that true? If so, it was a technicality, because he seemed to recall a
rocks glass, devoid of rocks but brimful of Wild Turkey. And then, of course,
he’d come home from her place and drunk himself to sleep, desperate to wash the
memory of the encounter from his system. So who knew what happened and
what didn’t? Maybe he’d had more than one drink at her place on If they were looking for it. .
. If they were looking for it,
duh, that meant it wasn’t on That the killer had taken it
away with him? Maybe it was another Maltese
falcon, the stuff that dreams were made of. And someone had traced the
legendary Cypriot Rabbit to an apartment on Charles near Waverly and killed its
owner in order to gain possession of it. Alternatively, maybe someone
had killed the lady for reasons of his own—it probably wouldn’t be too hard to
come up with a couple—and had been unable to resist taking the rabbit home with
him, as a memento of the occasion. Jesus, suppose they found it
in his apartment? But they couldn’t, not unless
they planted it, because he hadn’t taken it with him. Or had he? He didn’t remember taking the
rabbit with him, wasn’t even sure he remembered seeing it there in the first
place. But he didn’t remember not taking it, either, because how could
you recall a negative? And he could imagine taking it, out of resentment or
petulance or just drunken absent-mindedness. Pick it up, look at it, and the
next thing you know you’re out the door and the damn thing’s in your pocket. If they found it. . . All it would prove was he’d
been there, and they already knew that, he’d blurted out an admission the first
time around, before he knew better. Maury had said his admission might not be
admissible in court, and the blue rabbit would be, but there was sure to be
physical evidence putting him at the scene, no matter how good a cleanup job
had been done by the fellow who discovered the body. But it would prove he’d taken
the rabbit and lied about it. And it was direct physical evidence, something
she owned that was now in his apartment, and it was small and personal, and it
would look like a murderer’s souvenir, it would look like that and nothing
else. Jesus Christ, a little blue
rabbit could put a rope around his neck. Not literally. Not a rope,
because Except he hadn’t done it! Could he have taken that fucking
rabbit? Could he have brought it home and stashed it someplace? And would they
find it? THEY
DIDN’T. They left around eleven,
perfectly polite, saying only that they were sorry to have disturbed him. It had begun raining while
they were searching the apartment, and when Slaughter switched on the wipers
they smeared the windshield. He used the thing that was supposed to squirt
Windex onto the glass, and it was empty. He found a paper napkin, used it to
clean the windshield, and pulled away from the curb. Reade said, “No rabbit.” “Did you really expect to find
it? If it was even there in the first place. Maybe it’s “What’s funny, though, is how
he acted just now.” “Creighton?” “He didn’t want us in there,
but not because he was afraid we’d find anything. He just didn’t want us
around.” “And we’re such likable guys.” “But once the lawyer told him
to let us in he was okay about it. He still didn’t want to deal with us, and he
didn’t, but he wasn’t anxious. Like, you want to toss the place, be my fucking
guests. Like he knew what we were looking for—” “Which he had to know, it was
spelled out on the warrant.” “—and he knew we weren’t going
to find it.” “Which we didn’t.” “But here’s the thing, Kevin.
He wasn’t nervous, but we went on searching, and we weren’t getting anyplace,
and then he started to get nervous. Like the longer we were there, the
more chance we had to come up with a little blue rabbit.” “You’re saying it wasn’t there
when we walked in, but it sneaked in while we were there?” “Hop hop hop. It’s just
interesting, is all.” “He did it.” “Oh, hell, I know he did it.
And I don’t think he remembers it. But you know what? I think he’s starting to.
I think it’s beginning to come back to him.” seven HE
WOKE TO the sound of bells,
probably from the Franciscan church on When the bells ceased to ring
he dressed, used the hall toilet, and returned to his room. The room had a
single chair, which looked to have had an earlier life as part of a dinette
set. He posted it next to the window and sat in it with his current book, a
volume of George Templeton Strong’s diary, an exhaustive record of life in
nineteenth-century His name for now, the name
he’d used registering at the hotel, was G. T. Strong. No one had asked what the
G stood for, and no one knew the name but the clerk who had signed him
in, and who had very likely long since forgotten it. For six weeks now he’d
paid each week’s rent in advance, and he never had calls or callers, never
spoke to anyone, never made any trouble, asked any favors, or registered any
complaints. He read thirty pages of his
book, the third volume of his edition of Strong’s diary, then marked his place
and tucked it under his mattress. This was almost certainly an unnecessary
precaution, the sort of person who’d break into this sort of room would be
unlikely to consider a book worth stealing, but it would inconvenience him
greatly to lose the book, and it was little trouble to tuck it out of sight. He’d finish the book in a few
days or a week, and then he would exchange it for the next volume at the
warehouse on He’d even enlarged his
collection, browsing at the He made the bed, and when he
put his tweed cap on his head and left the room it looked unoccupied. His
clothes were in the cigarette-scarred mahogany dresser—a few changes of socks
and underwear, a couple of plaid shirts like the one he wore, an extra pair of
dark trousers. But, unless you pulled open a drawer, you wouldn’t know anyone
lived there. He bought a sandwich and a can
of V8 juice at a nearby deli. He walked a mile downtown, stopping along the way
to salvage that morning’s Times from a trash can, and a block below Fountains don’t use water, they
recirculate the same water over and over, and the loss from evaporation doesn’t
amount to much. But they look as though they use water, so the law requires
that they be turned off during water shortages. He found this fascinating. He ate his sandwich, drank his
V-8, and read his newspaper. When he’d finished he put the paper and the
sandwich wrapper in a mesh trash can and set the empty juice can on top of it,
where it could be easily retrieved by one of the men and women who made a
living redeeming cans and bottles. Then he left the park and
walked south and east on IT
WAS ON AN afternoon like this one, a lazy
overcast afternoon in the middle of the week, that Eddie Ragan had first
realized material success was not likely to come his way. He’d been behind the stick at
the Kettle, with a pair of beer drinkers at one end and a regular, Max the
Poet, drinking the house red at the other. The TV was on with the sound off,
and the radio was tuned to an oldies station, and Eddie was polishing a glass
and thinking how this was the time he liked best, when the place was empty and
peaceful and quiet. And that’s exactly why
you’ll never amount to anything, a
little voice told him. Because nobody makes any money working a shift like
this. When you’re jumping around playing catch-up with fifty thirsty maniacs,
that’s when the tips roll in. And that’s when an ambitious bartender rises to
the occasion, and loves every minute of it. There were bartenders who
wanted to make a lot of money so they could spend a lot of money—on cars, on
travel, on the good life. They wanted a Rolex on their wrist and a babe on
their arm, wanted to fly out to Vegas and leave their money on the craps table
or stay home and put it up their nose. And there were others who wanted to make
a lot of money and use it to get their own joint up and rolling, so they could
put in even longer hours and make even more money—or bust out and start over,
if that’s how it played out. And there were guys who were
just doing this for a little while, waiting for a chance to quit their day job
(or night job, or whenever the hell their shift was) and make it as an actor or
a painter or a writer. And yes, he’d been one of those wannabes himself for a
stretch, taking acting classes and getting headshots taken and making the
rounds, even picking up small parts in a couple of showcases. But he was no
actor, not really, and by the time he’d gotten a third of the way through a
screenplay (about a bartender who got laid all the time, which was art
improving on life, wasn’t it?) he realized he wasn’t a writer, either. One
thing about paint, he didn’t have to try it to know he’d be no good at it. He’d
helped a girlfriend paint an apartment once, and that was plenty. Nope, he was a lifer in the
bartending trade. He knew that, and as of that particular weekday afternoon—he
figured it was something like two years ago, though he hadn’t marked the date
on his calendar—he’d known he wasn’t going to be a great success at it, either.
The thought, which he’d instantly recognized as wholly true, had depressed him
at first, and that evening he drank a little more than he usually did, and the
next morning he felt a little crummier than usual, and took three aspirins
instead of two, plus an Excedrin to keep them company. By the time the hangover was
gone, so was the depression. The fact of the matter was that he’d never really
wanted to get anyplace. He just thought he ought to want to, like everybody
else. But he didn’t. His life was fine just the way it was. He never had to work
too hard, he never worried much, and he got by. There were things he’d never
have or do or be, but that was true for everybody. You could be the richest,
most successful man on the planet and there’d always be one woman who wouldn’t
love you back, one mountain you couldn’t climb, one thing you wanted to buy
that nobody would sell to you. He had a good life. Especially
on lazy afternoons like this one, when he didn’t have much to do, and the
perfect place to do it in. The Mets were playing a day
game in Chicago, and the set was on with the sound off, so you could watch Mo
Vaughn take the big swing without some announcer telling you what you were
seeing. On the radio, the Beach Boys were proclaiming the natural superiority
of The other one shook his head.
“That was flirting in lieu of a tip,” he said. “She tipped us.” “She tipped us five apiece,
which is the next thing to stiffing us altogether. In fact it’s worse, because
when they stiff you maybe they didn’t know any better, or maybe they forgot.” “You know Paul? Big Paul, got
the droopy eyelid?” “Only sometimes.” “What, like you only know him
on months that got an r in them?” “The lid only droops
sometimes, asshole. And I know what you’re gonna say, because I seen him do it.
He never gives ’em a chance to forget, or not know better, because he tells ’em
in front that a tip’s expected.” “‘Just so you know, sir, we
work for tips.’ Takes brass balls, but only the first time. Only I have to say
I’ve seen it backfire.” “I guess you got to know when
to do it. He works it right, they’re scared of him, they overtip. The only
thing is it feels like extortion, and for chump change at that.” “Well, chump change is what we
just got, all right, but maybe it’s all she could afford. I still say she liked
me.” “You gonna make a move?” “I might. Give her a chance to
settle in first.” “Give her a chance to forget
all about the studly moving man.” “You think? How long is too
long, that’s the question.” Jesus, Eddie thought, he could
listen to this shit all day. He turned to see how the guy
in the cap was doing with his Tuborg. The bottle was still there, the glass
still filled to the brim, but the guy was gone. He’d come in what, half an hour
ago? Sat there with his tweed cap halfway down his forehead and his plaid shirt
buttoned up to his neck and his shoulders hunched forward, never spoke a word.
There’d been a Tuborg coaster on the bar, and the guy had picked it up and
tapped it with his forefinger. Eddie’d said, “Tuborg? Only got bottles,” and
the fellow nodded, and put a twenty on the bar. Eddie hadn’t said anything when
he brought the beer or when he came back with the guy’s change, and whenever
he’d glanced over there the guy was in the same position, and so were the glass
and the bottle. And now he was gone. Unless he
was in the john, which was possible. He turned to the TV to see how the Mets
were doing, and somehow the score had gotten to be seven to four, with the Mets
on the short end of it. They’d been up four-three last time he’d noticed. Maybe Sosa’d hit one out. When
the wind was blowing out, your grandmother could hit the ball out of Wrigley
And Sammy Sosa, shit, he could do it when the wind was blowing in. He watched the Mets go down in
order, then went to refill a glass for one of the moving men, and he checked on
the Tuborg, and it was still there, the bottle and the glass, and the guy was
still missing. And he wasn’t in the john,
because Max was just coming back from there, and there was only room for one at
a time. He asked Max if he’d seen the man leave, and Max didn’t know who he was
talking about, hadn’t even seen him come in. He could have ducked out for a
breath of air, or to buy a newspaper. Or cigarettes; the ashtray where he’d
been sitting was empty, but that didn’t mean he wasn’t a smoker, and he could
have discovered he was out and gone out to buy some. But he’d been gone too long
for that. And he’d scooped up the change from his twenty. Some people did that
automatically, just as others left the change on the bar top until they were
ready to call it a day or a night. This man, this fucking enigma in the tweed
cap, had originally left the change in front of him, never touching it or his
Tuborg, and now he was gone. Vanished into thin air, just like Judge Crater,
except he didn’t even walk around the horses first. Just plain disappeared. The record ended, and there
was a commercial, and on the television set someone hit one over the ivy. A
Met, evidently, because they had the usual shot of one of the Bleacher Bums
throwing it back. Remarkable, he thought, that people still did that, showing
their disdain for balls hit by anyone but their beloved hometown losers.
Suppose you were from out of town, suppose you didn’t give two shits about the
Cubs, and you caught a home run ball hit by the visiting team. Would they be
able to pressure you into giving it back, the way Big Paul, Droopy-eyed Paul,
pressured people into tipping him? Another record played, the
Stones with “Ruby Tuesday,” and he looked over and the beer was still there and
the guy was still gone. Something wrong with the beer? He went over and sniffed
it, and it smelled like beer, and he was going to take a sip and thought better
of it. He got a fresh bottle of Tuborg from the cooler and poured an ounce or
two into a glass and held it to the light. Clear enough, and he took a sip and
it tasted fine. He got two clean glasses,
divided the remaining beer between them, and set them in front of the two
movers. “Taste test,” he said. They gave him a look, shrugged, and sipped the
beer. “Well?” “Tastes like Tuborg,” the tall
one said. “Meaning you saw the bottle.
It taste all right?” “It’s not going to win me over
from the black stuff, if this is a marketing thing.” “I just wondered if the case
was off,” he said. “Guy ordered a beer, didn’t touch a drop. Look at it, full
to the brim.” “There a fly in it? That’d put
a person off.” “No fly, and wouldn’t you say
something if there was?” “This asshole? He’d drink it,
fly and all.” “Protein,” the other agreed.
“You’re gonna drink, you gotta eat. Maybe he quit drinking.” “He never even started,” Eddie
said. “Not one drop.” “Maybe he quit a while ago,
and came in here to test himself. Ordered a drink and walked out without
touching it.” “He must have stared at it for
half an hour.” “There you go, man. Testing
himself, proving he’s stronger than a bottle of Tuborg.” “Anybody’s stronger than that
Danish piss,” his friend said. “Let’s see him try it with Guinness.” Earlier, when the papers were
full of the Marilyn Fairchild murder, they’d had their share of curiosity
seekers, drawn by the media attention. Corpse-sniffers, Lou called them. Lou
had been on that night, and had served drinks to the woman and to Creighton,
the man who’d walked out with her and later strangled her. (Or allegedly
strangled her, as the papers were careful to put it, allegedly being
accepted journalese for We know you did it but we don’t want your lawyer up
our ass.) The corpse-sniffers came
mostly at night, hoping Lou could tell them something they hadn’t read in the
tabloids. Funny thing was that Lou, working nights, never saw much of
Creighton, who was more likely to come in and nurse a brew in the afternoon, a
Beck’s or a St. Pauli Girl, enjoying the peace and quiet the same way Eddie
did. He’d stop in occasionally at night—otherwise he and Fairchild would have
missed each other, to the benefit of both of them, unless you believed in karma
and kismet and destiny. Anyway, Lou served them that night, but it was Eddie
who’d shot the shit with him many times, and you wouldn’t have figured him as a
guy to do something like that, but then you never knew, did you? One thing he did know, the
mystery man in the cap wasn’t coming back for his Tuborg. Eddie carried the
bottle and glass to the sink, and poured them out. Now if there was anything the
least bit important about the mystery man, he thought, then he, Eddie Ragan,
had his hands full of evidence. Because the guy had almost certainly touched
the bottle or the glass, hadn’t he? Eddie had set them both in front of the
man, the glass topped with its creamy head, the half-full bottle beside it, and
didn’t the man then take hold of them and move them an inch or two closer?
Everybody did, it was a reflexive response, even if you weren’t going to take a
drink right away. Or, in this case, ever. If he’d touched the glass or
bottle, he’d probably left his fingerprints. Because he certainly hadn’t been
wearing gloves. The cap was an odd touch on a mild day, but there were guys who
never went anywhere without a cap, they felt naked without it. Gloves would
have been ridiculous, though, gloves would have stuck out like a sore thumb (he
had to grin at that one), so the guy had clearly been gloveless, and would have
left prints. An ambitious bartender, he
thought, might slip the bottle and the glass into separate plastic bags and set
them aside for when the police came calling. Or he might even ring them up over
at the Sixth Precinct—he knew a couple of cops there, as far as that went. Hey,
got a clue, he could tell them. Give it to the forensics team, lift the prints,
check the FBI computer, find out who this dude is. He laughed, tossed the bottle
with the other empties, plunged the glass into the sink. Rinsed it, took it
out, polished it with the towel. Not a bad life, he thought.
You had time to let your mind wander, time to imagine all sorts of crazy shit. FROM
HIS BENCH IN the triangular patch
of fenced-in greenery called Christopher Park, the man with the tweed cap had a
good view of the entrance of the Kettle of Fish. In the course of half an hour
he didn’t notice anyone entering or leaving the bar, but he might not have
noticed. His mind wandered, and what he saw, for much of that time, was a
series of images that had burned itself into his vision, and, he had to
suppose, the vision of everyone in the city, and beyond. An airplane, gliding
effortlessly, inexorably, into a building. A brilliant explosion of yellow at
the left, like a flower bursting into bloom. Two towers standing, their
tops spewing smoke and flame. Then one tower standing. Then none. THE
HORROR. The horror and the beauty. The
beauty . . . HE
HAD LIVED WITH his wife in a sprawling
three-bedroom apartment in a prewar brick apartment building at Eighty-fourth
and After he’d collected his
Christmas bonus for the year 2000, he’d opted for early retirement. He had
headed the research department at a Madison Avenue advertising agency, and they
were just as happy to replace him with someone younger and less expensive. His
health was good, and he looked forward to years of leisure, to the foreign
travel they’d never had time for, to long walks in the city, to long evenings
with his books. They might take to wintering someplace warm, but they’d never
move to He’d just finished breakfast
that morning, and he was sitting in the living room with the morning paper. The
television set was on—his wife had turned it on, then returned to the kitchen
to do the breakfast dishes. He wasn’t paying attention to the television, but
then it got his attention, and he put down the paper and never picked it up
again, because it might as well have been from the last century, or the one
before that, for all the relevance it had. Their windows faced north and
east, and they were on the fourth floor, so you couldn’t see anything. At one
point he took the elevator to the top floor and climbed up onto the roof, but
the building was only sixteen stories tall and there were any number of
high-rises that blocked the view of His daughter, twenty-seven
years old, three months pregnant, was an administrative assistant at Cantor
Fitzgerald. They’d joked about the name, how it sounded like an extremely
ecumenical cleric, but that was before the plane hit the floor where the firm
had its office and made the name a synonym for annihilation. She could have been late for
work. She had severe morning sickness, her husband had joked that she was
preparing for the world’s first oral delivery, but it rarely stopped her from
beating the rush hour and getting to her desk by eight-thirty. She’d have been sitting there
with a cup of coffee when the plane hit. She wasn’t supposed to have caffeine
during pregnancy, but one cup in the morning, really, what harm could it do? None now. Her husband worked for the
same firm, and in the same office. That wasn’t a coincidence, it was how they’d
met, and of course he was always early for work, often arriving at seven or
seven-thirty That was when you could get a lot accomplished, he used to say,
but sometimes he’d wait so that he and his wife could share the walk to the
subway and the ride downtown. So maybe he’d gone in ahead of her that morning,
or maybe they’d been together. There was no way to tell, and what earthly
difference did it make? His daughter, his son-in-law. His son, his baby boy, was
with an FDNY hook-and-ladder company stationed on And was involved in rescue
operations in the For days—he was never sure how
many—all he seemed to do was sit in front of the television set. He must have
eaten, he must have gone to the bathroom, he must have bathed and slept and
done the things one does, but nothing registered, nothing imprinted on his
memory. One day he went into the bedroom
they shared and his wife was sleeping. He called her name twice, a third time,
but she didn’t stir. He went back and sat down again in front of the television
set. Some hours later he went to
the bedroom again, and she hadn’t changed position, and he touched her forehead
and realized that she was dead. There was, he noticed for the first time, a
vial of sleeping pills on the bedside table, and it was empty. Her action seemed entirely
reasonable to him, and he only wondered that she had thought of it first, and
only wished she’d told him, so that he could have lain down and died beside
her. Without disturbing her body, he took the empty pill bottle downstairs and
refilled it at the CVS on Broadway. He took all the pills and got undressed and
got into bed. Twelve hours later he awoke
with a splitting headache and a dry mouth and a bottomless thirst. The throw
rug beside the bed was stained with vomit. He got out of bed, showered,
put on clothes, and went up to the roof, intending to throw himself off it. He
stood at the edge for what must have been half an hour. Then he went downstairs
and called a doctor he knew, and a funeral parlor. His daughter and son-in-law
had been vaporized, atomized. Their bodies would never be recovered. His son
lay at the bottom of a hundred stories of rubble. He told the funeral director
there would be no service, and that he wanted his wife cremated. When they gave
him the ashes he walked all the way downtown, five miles more or less, and got
as close to Ground Zero as you could get. There were barriers up, you couldn’t
get too close, but he did the best he could and found a spot where he could
stand in relative privacy, tossing his wife’s remains a handful at a time into
the air. He stood there for a few minutes after he’d finished, then turned
around and walked back the way he came. Crossing HE
GOT UP FROM his park bench now and
walked to Christopher and Waverly where he walked counterclockwise around the
little triangular block on which stood the little triangular building that
housed the Northern Dispensary. He liked the lines of the building, the way it
filled its space. He liked, too, that it stood at the corner of What’s the most religious
street in the world? he used to ask
his daughter, when he’d take her walking in the Village on a Sunday afternoon. The Northern Dispensary had
been there forever. There’d been a little cafй on the corner called Waverly
& Waverly, but it hadn’t been there for long. Something else had replaced
it, and had been replaced in its turn. Some things lasted, some
things didn’t. He stood listening to the
sounds of the city, breathing in the taste and smell of the city. Sometimes,
drawing a deep breath, he would fancy that he was inhaling some of the
substance of his daughter and son-in-law. They had gone off into the air, and
he was breathing the air, and who was to say he was not taking in some
particulate matter that had once been theirs? He turned, retraced his steps,
crossed Christopher. Then came Once all three streets were
named for one man. And Of course it was no less
interesting an intersection now, West Fourth and West Tenth Streets. What
business did they have intersecting one another? Numbered streets ran east and
west, numbered avenues ran north and south, that was how it was supposed to be,
but here everything was askew, everything came at you on a slant, and West
Fourth Street angled north even as Tenth and Eleventh and Twelfth Streets
angled south. He liked that almost as much
as Waverly crossing Waverly . . . He turned the corner on How he’d walked along in their
wake. He put his hand in his pocket
and felt the cool surface of the object within, tracing its contours with his
fingertips. He drew it from his pocket and held it in his closed right hand,
and he stood in the shadows as they lengthened. A couple passed—college age,
the boy Asian, the girl a blonde with almost translucent skin. They were too
wrapped up in each other to notice him, but then hardly anyone ever did. Then
they were gone, and time passed, although he was barely conscious of its
passing. After a time he moved out of
the shadows and walked back to Waverly, staying with it as it crossed Seventh
Avenue and walking two more blocks to Bank Street. This would have been the man’s
route home. There was his building, and was that his window, with the light on?
Was he at home? And would he be coming out
soon? Maybe yes, maybe no. Time would tell. He was still clutching the
small object in his closed right fist. Like what? A talisman? A charm? He opened his hand and looked
at it lying in his palm, a little turquoise rabbit. There was something sweetly
whimsical about it, something endearing. He returned it to his pocket
and drew back into the shadows, waiting. eight “JOHN,
IF YOU’RE home, it’s Roz. Come to
think of it, it’s Roz whether you’re home or not, but are
you?” She was in the middle of
another sentence by the time he got the phone to his ear. “I’ve always liked
that construction,” he said. “‘If I don’t see you before you leave, have a nice
time.’ And if you do see me before then, should I have a lousy time? Odd
use of the conditional, if you think about it.” “Or even if you don’t.” “Damn,” he said. “I did it
myself, didn’t I? And in the same paragraph.” “You’re sounding chipper,
John.” “I am? Maybe it’s the music.
It’s pledge week on the jazz station, so I switched to classical.” “What are you listening to?” “Ravel,” he said. “Pavane
for a Dead Infant. What’s so funny?” “You’re making this up,
right?” “Yeah. I don’t know what the
hell I’m listening to, Mozart or Haydn, one of those guys. And if I’m sounding
better, it’s probably not the music. Maybe I’m just getting used to being under
house arrest.” “You’re not getting out?” “Not really. I did have a
visitor the other day. Well, two of them. Maury Winters came over, and he
brought along a private detective who’s going to track down the real killer.” “Oh?” “It sounds like OJ, doesn’t
it? Searching the golf courses of “Maybe he’ll come up with
something.” “Maybe he will. I’m inclined
to belittle him, but maybe that’s just me. The guy’s a retired cop, twenty
years on the job, and the fact that he likes his booze doesn’t necessarily mean
he’s inept.” “But you don’t have a lot of
faith in the process.” “I can’t say I do, no. I think
he’s just going through the motions.” “The detective?” “Well, sure, but that’s what
they do. No, what I think is Winters is just going through the motions in
hiring him, hoping to stir up something that’ll muddy the waters. But as far as
finding the guy, I think he thinks the guy’s already been found.” “What makes you say that,
John?” “Impression I get. The cops
quit looking once they got to me, and I think Winters figures they got it
right. I suppose it’s natural. What percentage of his clients are innocent of
the crimes they’re charged with? I don’t mean how many get acquitted, I mean
how many genuinely didn’t do it?” “That’s true for any criminal
lawyer, isn’t it?” “That’s my point. And it
shouldn’t interfere with his ability to present the best possible defense.
Still, you’d think he’d ask me.” “Ask you?” “If I did it. That’s the
damnedest thing, Roz. Nobody asks.” “Nobody?” “Well, aside from the cops,
hoping I’d fall on the floor and confess. Nobody else. Not even Karin. She wanted
to know if I was planning to skip to “She knows you couldn’t have
done it, John.” “You figure?” “Of course. Anybody who knows
you knows that much.” Her words, delivered in such a
matter-of-fact manner, moved him profoundly, and for a moment he was unable to
speak. Then he said, “That’s very good to hear, Roz.” “Well.” “Just for the record, I didn’t
do it.” “I know that.” “But you’re wrong about one thing.
I could have.” “How’s that?” “Anyone could have,” he said.
“Anyone’s capable of it.” “Of murder.” “I think so, yes.” “Well, there’s a sobering
thought,” she said. “Even thee and me, eh? God knows there’ve been times I felt
like it. When that Carmichael cunt managed to work things out so that she
stayed and I got the ax, I’ll admit I had fantasies about killing her. I mean I
thought about it, I ran it through my mind, but there was never a chance it was
going to be real. And, of course, getting out of that rathole was the best
thing that ever happened to me.” “And me.” “That and bringing Hannah back
from “Was that how you fantasized
it?” “That was one of several ways.
But it was never real, and I honestly don’t think I could ever do anything like
that. I’m tough as an old boot, sweetie, and God knows I’ve got a temper, but
it never gets physical. I never even throw things. Some women throw things, did
you know that?” “Fortunately,” he said, “most
of them can’t hit what they’re aiming at.” “I wonder if dykes throw
things. All those games of softball, they could probably knock your eye out at
thirty paces.” “The women who fling glass
ashtrays at me,” he said, “tend to be at least nominally heterosexual. I know
what you mean, though, having fantasies and knowing that’s all they were. But
there was a time when it was more than a fantasy.” “For you, you mean?” “For me.” “I don’t suppose Lesley
Carmichael was the designated victim?” “No, I didn’t even get pissed
at her, actually. I’d figured they were going to drop me sooner or later. No,
this was earlier. I was thinking about killing my wife.” “Jesus, the way you said
that.” “How did I say it?” “Like you were thinking of
going to a movie, or taking a tai chi class. So, I don’t know,
dispassionately?” “Well, it was a long time
ago.” “And you were really thinking
about it? Like, thinking of doing it? Does Karin even know? I guess not, or she
might not have been in such a rush to post your bail.” “It wasn’t Karin.” “Hello? How many wives have
you had, sweetie?” “Two. I got married right out
of college.” “I never knew that.” “Well, it’s not a secret, but
it doesn’t come up all that often. It was over in less than a year, and not a
moment too soon, let me tell you. We fought all the time, and neither of us
wanted to be married, and least of all to each other. Nor did we have a clue
how to get out of it. I swear I don’t ever want to be that age again.” “I think you’re safe.” “We were driving somewhere
flat. I want to say “And then you were in “Or someplace like it, and in
a motel for the night, and we’d been at each other’s throats all fucking day.
And the thought came to me that I was going to have this bitch around my neck
for the rest of my life. And there was this voice in my head: Unless you
kill her.” He frowned. “Or was it Unless I kill her?” “Honey, it only matters if
you’re writing it. An inner voice, who cares if it’s speaking in the first or
second person?” “You’re right.” “Only a writer . . .” “I guess. Point is I couldn’t
get the idea out of my head. Here was this impossible situation, and only one
way out of it.” “Aside from walking out the
door, which didn’t occur to you.” “It absolutely didn’t, and
don’t ask me why. All I knew was I was stuck for life unless she died.” “You’re not even Catholic.” “No, and neither was she.
Don’t look for this to make sense. In my mind it was ’til death us do part, and
that was beginning to seem like a splendid idea. Here we were, in the
godforsaken middle of the country, on our way to a teaching job I was going to
take in western “And nobody knew me in “Wouldn’t they eventually go
to the police?” “I suppose, but it would just
be a missing person, not a homicide, and nobody would know where to look for
her. They certainly wouldn’t have any reason to start digging in a cornfield in
“You were going to bury her in
a cornfield?” “I figured that was perfect.
If you pick a recently plowed field, and go do your digging at night when
nobody’s around, all you’d have to do was make sure you dug deeper than they
plow. The body could stay there forever.” “You had it all figured out.” “I couldn’t fall asleep. I sat
there in that piece-of-shit motel room while she was lying there asleep with
her mouth open—” “Which is always attractive.” “—and I thought about killing
her. I didn’t want to make anyone at the motel suspicious, so I had to avoid
getting blood on the sheets, anything like that. I thought about strangling her
or smothering her with a pillow, but suppose she put up a fight? What I settled
on was I’d knock her out first by hitting her on the head. There was a tire iron
in the trunk I could use, and if I wrapped a towel around it there’d be less
chance of breaking the skin and causing bleeding.” “This is getting awfully real,
John.” “Well, how real was it? This
was twenty-five years ago, more than half my life. I can remember being in that
room, working it all out in my mind, but how accurate is that memory? And how
close did I come to flat out doing it?” “Did you go out to the car for
the tire iron?” “No,” he said, and frowned.
“Hold on, I think I did. Jesus, this is weird. I remember it both ways.” “Wait a minute,” she said.
“Hang on here a minute.” “What?” “John, I read this story.” “Yeah, I wrote about it.
Turned it around some, the way you do, but that’s where the story came from.
The Yale Review turned it down and then Prairie Schooner bought
it. I’m surprised you remember it.” “How would I not remember it?
I published it, for God’s sake, it was in Edged Weapons. Give me a
minute and I’ll come up with the title.” “‘A Nice Place to Stop.’ It
was the motel’s slogan. In the story, that is, but either I made it up or it
was some other motel’s slogan. It seemed to fit the story, but I’m not sure
it’s the best title I could have come up with.” “It’s not bad. In the story—” “In the story the guy does go
out for the tire iron, and he wraps the towel around it and swats her good, and
then he realizes he can’t go through with it. Strangling her, like he planned
to do. And it dawns on him that he can just leave, he’ll give her all his money
and the car and say goodbye and hit the road, and what can she do? So he waits
for her to wake up and he’s going to tell her all this. He’d like to just split
and let her figure it out for herself when she comes to, but he knows he’d
better wait and tell her.” “But he can’t, because she’s
dead.” “Right, the blow with the tire
iron was enough to crack her skull and kill her, towel or no towel. So now he
has to go through with it and bury her in a field the way he planned, and he
does, knowing it’s all unnecessary.” “And he gets away with it,
doesn’t he?” “Well, we don’t know that,” he
said. “He’s still free and clear at the end of the story, but maybe that’s just
because they haven’t caught up with him yet. But even if he gets away with it,
what we get is that he’s not really getting away with anything after all,
because he’s got her wrapped around his soul the way the Ancient Mariner had
the albatross around his neck.” “Right.” “Maybe the title’s better than
I thought.” “Yes, I see what you mean.
When did you write this one, John?” “Not right away. Maybe a year,
two years after the divorce, I started running it through my mind and it
started to turn into a story. And of course I changed tons of things, and the
guy in the story wasn’t me and the woman wasn’t Penny. But that’s why I
remembered going for the tire iron, and also remembered not going for the tire
iron. One memory was from life and the other was from the story.” “Writers are strange people.” “You’re just finding this
out?” “No, but I keep forgetting,
and people like you keep reminding me. Oops, there’s a call I have to take.
Will you be around for a while?” “Where would I go?” “Nowhere for the next hour or
so, okay? I’ll get back to you.” HOW
CLOSE HAD HE come to killing
Penny? It wasn’t hard to remember the
story’s immediate origin, not where it came from but the spark that got him to
write it. He was in New York, living in this apartment, and he was seeing
someone new, a trainee copywriter at an ad agency. He’d decided he was getting
more involved than he wanted to be, and made plans to tell her that he felt
they should both be seeing other people. The person he thought she should
probably be seeing was a trained psychotherapist, but he didn’t figure he had
to tell her that part. He didn’t look forward to the
whole business, but at least it was early days for the relationship, and he’d
be wise to nip it in the bud before he found himself married to her, and
looking for ways to get rid of her. Like, Jesus, that insane
moment in the motel room when he’d actually contemplated killing Penny. And
just suppose he’d taken the fantasy one step further, suppose he’d gone out and
come back with a tire iron . . . From there his imagination
just ran with it. Striking the blow, Jesus, he’d regret it immediately, and the
minute she came to he’d—but wait a minute, suppose she didn’t? The story was essentially
complete in his mind by the time he sat down and started putting it on paper,
but it morphed and evolved as he wrote it, the way they always did. Once it was
done, though, all it needed was a word changed here and there and a fresh trip
through the typewriter and it was done. He sent it out and it came back and he
sent it out again and it stuck. He thought of that blond bitch
from the DA’s office, had an Italian name. Fabrizzio? Hadn’t wanted him out on
bail, wanted him stuck in a cell at Rikers. Would she think to read his
books? Well, if she didn’t somebody
else would. “A Nice Place to Stop” was just another story, a little more
violent than most, maybe, but violence was often present in his work, and he’d
already found himself wondering what the prosecution would try to do with that,
and what a jury would make of it. People in the business knew to separate the
writer from the writing, knew that the author of a sweet little juvenile book
about cuddly bears and talking automobiles might indeed be a plump grandmother
who smelled like cookie dough, but could just as easily be a grizzled old drunk
with tattoos and a bad attitude. But were jurors that sophisticated? They might be, here in He went to the refrigerator,
gnawed at a slice of leftover pizza, took out a beer, hesitated, put it back.
Sat down again and booted up the computer, opened the thing he’d been working
on when— Christ, a million years ago, it seemed like—when those two refugees
from the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program had turned out to be cops. He read some, scrolled down,
read some more. Shook his head. Nothing wrong with it, really,
and he sort of saw where he was going. But it felt like something he’d been
working on in another lifetime. He was the same person who’d written these
pages, he was in fact the same person who’d written “A Nice Place to Stop,” the
same person who’d stood in that motel room and contemplated—hell, call a spade
a spade, forget contemplated—who’d planned murder. The same person throughout,
but he felt further detached from the writing on the screen than from that
ancient short story. He frowned and tried to find his way back into it, writing
a sentence to follow the last one he’d written. He looked at it, and it was all
right, it fit what preceded it. He took a breath and let himself find his way,
batted out a couple of paragraphs and stopped to look at them. Nothing wrong with them. Still
. . . He went to the fridge, reached
for the beer, put it back, checked the coffeepot. There was a cup left. Cold,
but so what? He took it back to his desk and closed the file, opened a new one.
Without really thinking, he let his fingers start tapping keys. Fifteen minutes in, MS Word
asked him SAVE NOW? He
clicked the Yes box, and, when asked for a title, keyed in Fucked If I Know and
clicked to save what he’d written under that title. Not quite in the same
league with “ He reached for the coffee,
found the cup empty. Couldn’t even remember drinking it. He put his fingers on the
keys, went back to work. ROZ
SAID, “GIVE ME a reality check,
will you? It wouldn’t be for a couple of years yet, but do you think I ought to
enroll Hannah in Hebrew school?” “You’re a lapsed Catholic,” he
said. “Don’t tell me you’re thinking of converting to Judaism?” “No, why would I do that? I
rather enjoy being a lapsed Catholic.” “And Hannah’s Chinese,” he
said. “But you said Hebrew school.” “Right.” “Well ...” “If I don’t send her,” she
said, “isn’t she going to feel left out? She’ll be the only Chinese kid in Park
Slope who doesn’t have a bat mitzvah.” He said, “Is that from some
comic’s routine? Did Rita Rudner try it out on Letterman last night?” “I’m serious,” she said. “At
least I thought I was serious. Is it really that ridiculous?” “What do I know? I don’t live
in Park Slope.” “Well, I’ve got a few years to
think about it,” she said. “How come you picked up before the machine? I
thought you were screening your calls.” “Phone calls haven’t been a
problem lately. Maybe my fifteen minutes of fame are over.” “Don’t count on it, honey.” “No,” he said, “I guess not.
When the case goes to trial is when it starts in earnest. Unless they catch the
prick before then, and then the phone’ll really start ringing off the hook. Not
just reporters wanting to know how it feels to be vindicated, but the
department head from the New School saying of course they’ll want me back in
the fall, plus all the old friends I haven’t heard from, telling me they knew
all along I was innocent. Jesus, I sound like a cynical bastard, don’t I?” “Actually,” she said, “you
sound like your old self.” He flexed his fingers, looked
at the computer screen. He’d been at a natural stopping place when the phone
rang, and had picked up without really thinking. “My old self,” he said.
“That’s pretty interesting.” “Not that the John Blair
Creighton we all know and love can’t be a cynical bastard. And ironic. Didn’t Kirkus
comment on your almost diabolical sense of irony?” “Devilish, actually but that’s
close enough.” “Devilish is better, it sounds
more playful. Well, ironically enough, you old devil, this may not be an
entirely bad thing.” “How’s that?” “I know what you’re going
through, to the extent that it’s possible for anyone but you to know it, and I
don’t want to minimize it, but—” “But there’s a bright side?
I’d love to know what it is.” “Well, don’t take this the
wrong way,” she said, “but all in all it’s not a bad career move.” He got a cigarette going and
smoked it while she talked. She’d had a phone call from an editor at Crown,
where his most recent book had been published. Sales had been disappointing,
and his editor was no longer with the publisher, had in fact jumped ship before
his book hit the stores, which certainly hadn’t helped his cause. It was the
second book in a two-book contract, and Crown had had no further interest in
him, or he in them, truth to tell, but this editor, whose name he didn’t
recognize, had called Roz to talk about something else entirely. “And then it just happened to
occur to her to ask about you. I represented you, didn’t I? She thought she
remembered that. And of course they’d published you, and people there had good
feelings about your books, in spite of the fact that sales hadn’t been what any
of us had hoped for, quote unquote.” “Jesus wept,” he said. “They
want me back?” “There was no reprint sale on
either of the two they published,” she said. “No paperback, trade or
mass-market, and this fact popped into my head, and I said, you know, I was
glad she’d called, because I’d been meaning to call her to get rights reverted
on the two books, considering that they’ve long since gone out of print.” “And?” “And I got some hemming and
hawing, and the reluctant admission that they’d had some recent interest in
both books from a mass-market publisher. So I vamped a little myself, and
admitted with some reluctance that you were hard at work on a major project,
and that they should hold off on any reprint sale for the time being. She was
on that like a pike on a minnow, John. As your loyal publishers, of course they
want your new book, and of course they realize on the basis of my description
that it’s clearly a more commercial venture—” “How did you describe it?” “I didn’t. Major project is
what I called it, and how descriptive is that? I know it’s tacky, John, but in
addition to being the designated suspect in a murder case, you’re also a hot
ticket. Now I know that right now writing, or even thinking about writing, is
the last thing you feel like doing, but hear me out, okay?” He leaned back, blew a smoke
ring. “Okay,” he said, amused. “You could use a few bucks,
sweetie. I don’t know what Maurice Winters charges, but he’s got to be billing
at a base rate of six or seven hundred dollars an hour, and it doesn’t take
long for that to add up. And didn’t you say something about a private
detective?” “Yeah, and the guy’s bar bill
alone . . .” “The point is it would be good
if you could make some serious dough, and all of a sudden it looks as though
you can. Soon as I got done with your new big fan at Crown, I made a few
well-considered phone calls to a few top people here and there.” She named some
names. “I got interest and enthusiasm from everybody I talked to,” she said,
“and they didn’t even bother trying to conceal it.” “And nobody found it
unacceptably crass to cash in on a book by an accused murderer?” “No. You think I’m being
crass, John?” “No, not at all.” “You’re my client,” she said,
“and you’re on the spot financially, along with whatever else you’re going
through. If you can get a big transfusion of cash, it’s got to take some of the
pressure off.” She stopped herself for a moment. “On the other hand,” she said,
“it’s not as though I’m going to waive my commission. If you make a fortune I
make fifteen percent of a fortune, so I’m very much acting in my own interest
here, as well as yours.” “Nothing wrong with that.” “Makes the world go round, or
so I’m told. One way to look at this, life handed you a lemon and we’re opening
a lemonade stand. Can I tell you what I want to do?” “By all means.” “I want to get back to all
these nice people who say they can’t wait to hear more from me, and I want to
put a package into play involving your next two books plus your backlist
titles, the ones we control the rights to. I’ll tell them I’m going to run an
informal auction, but I’ll be open to a really solid preemptive offer, and I
wouldn’t be surprised if I get one that’s good enough to take.” “How good would it have to
be?” “High six figures. That
surprise you?” “No,” he said, “not the way
you’ve been talking. Ten minutes ago it would have surprised the shit out of
me. Now it seems perfectly logical, in a cockeyed kind of way.” “Cockeyed’s the word for it.
Sweetie, before I start selling something, it would help to know if I’ve got
something to sell. I’m sure writing’s the last thing you feel like doing, the
last thing you even think you’d be capable of doing, but it might get you
through the days. At the least it’ll give you something you can do without
leaving the house, and it might even be therapeutic, and . . . what’s the
matter, did I say something funny?” “Funnier than Hannah’s bat
mitzvah,” he said. “After I got off the phone with you, I started writing.” “You’re kidding.” “Scout’s honor. Hold on a
sec.” He went to the Tools menu, selected Word Count. “Eight hundred and
eighty-three words,” he said, “and where would we be without computers? A few
years ago I’d have said I was on the fourth page, but now I can apprise you of
my progress with pinpoint accuracy.” “That’s great, John. You went
back to work on the book? That shows you can write, and if you’re really into
that book, well, you should stay with it, but. . .” “But what?” She took a breath. “I don’t
want to tell you what to write, John. That’s something I never want to do. But
if you were ever going to write a book with more deliberately commercial
potential . . .” “Now would be the time for it,
huh?” “From what you showed me of
the book you’re working on, now there’s nothing wrong with it and a lot that’s
right with it, and it could certainly work as the second book in a
two-book deal, but right now ...” He said, “Roz, that’s not what
I was just working on. I looked at it, I felt completely out of touch with it.” “Oh.” “So I started something new.” “Just now, we’re talking
about.” “Right.” “That you’ve got eight hundred
words done of.” “Eight hundred and change.” “And does it have, how to put
it, commercial elements? I know it’s early to say, but is there any way it could
be described as a thriller? Literary of course, anything you write is going to
be literary, which is all to the good, but would it, uh . . .” “Tie in with my present
circumstances?” “Thank you. Would it?” “Remember the story we were
talking about? ‘A Nice Place to Stop’?” “Of course.” “Well, that’s it.” “The story expanded to novel
length,” she said thoughtfully. “I can see how that might work. Flashbacks to
give you more of a sense of who the characters are, and—” “No, that’s not it. The
novel’s not an expansion of the story, it starts with the story. Only
I’m rewriting the story, of course, in fact I just plunged right in without
even re-reading the story, because I have a very different perspective
on the characters now. I mean, look how many years it’s been since I wrote the
thing, plus all the time since the incident that inspired it.” “Of course.” “It starts with the story,” he
said, “and he knocks her out with the tire iron, and then changes his mind, but
it’s too late. So he does what he planned on doing, buries her deep and lights
out for the territories, except he’s in the territories, and what he lights out
for is New York.” “And it’s how he gets pursued
and caught?” “He gets away with it.” “And?” “And I don’t know what
happens,” he said, “because I’ll find out by writing it, but it feels as though
I do know what happens, all of it, except not on a conscious level. But
it’s all down there waiting for me to dig it out.” He leaned back in his chair.
“Anyway, I’m what, eight hundred words in? I’ll be covering old ground for the
first several thousand words, but it’s all preface to his life in “What I think,” she said, “is
that Maury Winters isn’t going to have to worry about getting paid.” nine IT
WASN’T WHAT she’d expected. It was an apartment, first of all, on the fifteenth
floor of a thirty-story postwar apartment building on And Medea would be a sort of
cross between a pirate and a gypsy, oily and squat and swarthy, with a head
scarf and a gold tooth and a trace of a mustache, perched on a stool of her own
and assessing her with a cataract-clouded eye, sizing her up, deciding whether
to pierce her flesh as requested or drug her and sell her into white slavery. And of course it was nothing
like that. The building had a concierge, resplendent in maroon livery, who
called upstairs before directing her to an elevator. Medea, waiting in the
doorway of 15-H, was about Susan’s height, with a long oval Modigliani face and
almond-shaped eyes. She was wearing a simple white sleeveless shift that
stopped at her knees, and she had calves like a dancer’s and arms like a tennis
player’s. “You’re Susan,” she said. “Susan Pomerance.” “I’m Medea.” Her voice was
low, and her speech at once unaccented and foreign-sounding. An exotic
creature, Susan thought, and followed her into the apartment, which turned out
to be a textbook example of minimalism—eggshell walls, pale beige wall-to-wall
broadloom carpet, and, along the walls, a couple of built-in ledges covered
with the same carpeting as the floor and equipped—ooh, a sumptuous touch—with
beige throw pillows. Overhead there was some track lighting, and, on the wall
to your left as you walked in, a single monochromatic unframed canvas three
feet by four feet, just one big yellow-brown rectangle. It was not artless, it
had texture and tone that indicated the artist had labored over it, but the
whole business was so utterly different from what she’d expected that she burst
out laughing. “I’m sorry,” she said, and
covered her mouth with her hand. “It’s the color,” Medea said.
“Primal, wouldn’t you say? I probably smeared mine on the wall myself, but I
never could have made such a neat job of it.” “My God, it’s baby-shit brown.
I hadn’t even thought of that.” “Then why did you laugh?” “Because I was expecting a
gypsy souk,” she said, “though I don’t guess you find many of them fifteen
floors up. And because I’m scared stiff, I suppose. I’ve had my ears pierced,
of course, but this is different.” “Of course it is,” Medea said,
and reached out to touch Susan’s earlobe. It took her a moment to recall which
earrings she was wearing. Teardrops, lapis set in gold. They’d been a gift,
from and to herself, on her last birthday. Medea’s earrings were simple
gold studs. More minimalism, Susan thought. The almond-shaped eyes—their
irises, she saw now, were a vivid green, which pretty much had to be contacts,
but who could say for sure with this unique specimen? The eyes took her
measure, sized her up. “Scared stiff,” she said, as if the phrase were one
Susan had invented. “But excited as well, I would say.” She felt a pulse in her
earlobe where Medea had touched her. Was that even possible? Was there a blood
vessel there that could have a pulse? “A little,” she said. “You want your nipple
pierced.” “Yes.” “Why?” “I don’t know.” “And what is it you fear? The
pain?” “Is it very painful?” “You’ll feel it,” Medea said. Her complexion was darkly
golden, though some of that might be from the sun. She looked like a woman who
spent a lot of time in the sun. But there was also the suggestion of a mix of
races, to the point where race disappeared. Asian, African, European, swirled
in a blender. “I think,” Medea said, “that
you’d be disappointed if there were no pain. But then what exactly is pain?
I’ve heard it said it’s any sensation we make wrong. Do you like hot food?” “Hot food?” “Spicy, not thermally hot. Picante
rather than caliente. Curry, chili, three peppers in a Was this a test? “The hotter
the better.” “The person who insists on
bland food,” Medea said, “experiences the identical sensation you do when she
puts a chili pepper in her mouth. But, instead of savoring it, she finds it
painful and unpleasant. She’s afraid it’s going to burn her mouth, or make her
sick, or, I suppose, kill her. She makes it wrong.” Contacts or not, the green
eyes were extraordinary, their gaze compelling. They held Susan’s own eyes and
kept her from glancing down at Medea’s breasts. She couldn’t help wondering if
the woman’s nipples were pierced. Her ears were, of course, once each in their
lobes, but she saw no nose ring, no other visible piercings. No tattoos, either. None that
showed, anyway. Maybe she wasn’t into that. Maybe
she was one who did, not one who got done. Were there tops and bottoms in the
world of body piercing? Who would pierce the piercer? TWO
WEEKS AGO HER part-time assistant,
Chloe, had shown up at the gallery with a loopier-than-usual expression on her
face. She looked as though she knew a secret, and it was a good one. Susan noticed right away, but
had no time to waste wondering what had the girl looking like the cat that
swallowed the canary. In a pinch, she could probably guess what Chloe might
have swallowed, with the choices narrowed down to illegal substances and bodily
fluids. Or the occasional hot fudge sundae; Chloe, while by no means fat, had
clearly escaped the heartbreak of anorexia. But she had a string of phone
calls to make, and she had the photos of Emory Allgood’s work to go over, most
of which were fine, but a few would have to be redone, and she made notes for
the photographer, and Lois would complain, as usual, but would reshoot as
requested, also as usual. The sculptures were in storage;
she’d booked an artist who owned a van and consequently doubled as a mover, and
he’d rounded up a couple of auxiliary schleppers in paint-stained jeans, and
somehow they’d found the house on It had been filled with his
constructions, his sculptures, and they’d overflowed into the rest of the
apartment. “I’m just glad to be getting these out of here,” Reginald’s mother
had said, “except I suspect I’m gone to miss them, you know? You get used to
seeing something, and then it be gone, and you miss it.” Reginald had assured his mom
that Uncle Emory would be making more, and indeed she’d barely met him, a
wild-eyed, wild-haired little man, all skin and bones and knobby wrists and a
bumpy forehead, who’d grinned and mumbled and then scooted past her, taking an
empty laundry cart with him, and bumping down the stairs with it. Out looking
for more materials, Reginald had assured her, and eager to get to work on more
projects. And all the work at the Quincy
Street house was now tucked safely away in her storage locker a few blocks from
the gallery, all but one piece that, finally, Mrs. Barron had decided she
couldn’t bear to part with. Susan could see why the woman liked it. It was the
most conventional and readily accessible piece of the lot, and for that reason
it was the one she herself was most willing to leave behind. Her uncle’s very first piece,
Mae Barron had said, and Susan could believe it. The poor devil was just
starting to go nuts then, or just beginning to figure out how to make something
out of his craziness. He’d come a long ways since then. She took care of business, and
when she came up for air she saw that Chloe still had the same expression on
her face. “All right,” she told the girl. “You’re dying to tell me something.
What is it?” “I got another one.” “Another—?” Chloe put thumb and forefinger
together, as if gripping a needle, and thrust forward. “Another piercing,” she
said. How was anybody supposed to
notice? The child already had both ears pierced to the hilt, not just the lobes
but all up around the outside of the ear, with a little gold circlet for each
hole. And, inevitably, there was a stud in her nose, a little gold bead, which
she could only hope Chloe would live to regret. Because one fine day, barring
an overdose of Ecstasy or a losing bout with some virulent new sexually
transmitted disease, young Chloe would wake up and find herself a fifty-year-old
woman with fallen arches and varicose veins and a fucking ring in her nose. She studied the girl, who
maintained her enigmatic-and-glad-of-it expression. What had been added?
Another gold circlet? Who could tell, and how could that be such a source of
impish delight? There was still just the one ring in her nose—and thank God and
all the angels for that—and she couldn’t see any evidence of any further facial
mutilation. Nothing in her eyebrows; she recalled one sweet young thing with
multiple eyebrow piercings, each fitted with a little gold hoop, and you found
yourself waiting for someone to add a little rod and hang curtains. No safety
pin through the cheek and— God, not a tongue stud? Those
made her slightly sick to think about, and didn’t they thicken your speech, or
get in the way when you ate? “Not your tongue,” she said,
and Chloe extended the organ in question, and no, it was whole and untouched,
and, the way it stuck out, just the least bit provocative. The girl retracted
it just before Susan would have had to tell her to do so. “That’s a relief,” she said.
“Okay, I give up. Whatever it is, I can’t see it.” Chloe giggled, and yanked down
the front of her scoop-necked blouse, and there were two plump and pert and
very charming breasts, and one of them had a gold stud in the nipple. She looked around in alarm,
but the gallery’s only customer, an out-of-towner with schoolmarm glasses and a
fanny pack, was on the far side of the room, trying to make sense out of one of
Jeff-coate She said, “When did you—” “Friday, right after I left
here.” “How on earth—” “I know,” Chloe said. “I
didn’t think I could go through with it. I thought, oh, shit, this is going to
hurt like a motherfucker. But it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.” “But why?” “Well, she puts ice on it
first, and that numbs it a little, and—” “No, that’s not what I mean.
Why do it? Why have it done?” The question seemed hard for
the girl to grasp, as if she’d never learned to think in those terms. “I don’t
know,” she said. “I’ve just been wanting to do it for ages. And I heard about
this woman, that she’s really good, and like the person to go to if
you’re serious about piercing.” “You’re not concerned about
infection?” “I never had any problems
before.” “But the location . . .” “You just turn it once a day,
same as with an earring, and, you know, put alcohol on it. It’s easier, because
you can see what you’re doing.” She let it go at that, but
later, when Chloe was getting ready to leave for the day, she told her she
still couldn’t understand why she’d had the urge to get her nipple pierced in
the first place. It wasn’t a fashion statement, after all, because in the
ordinary course of things it would go unseen, except perhaps at a topless
beach, and— “It’s exciting, Susan. It’s
like this secret thing. But you could do your navel and it’d be just as much of
a secret, but it wouldn’t be the same thing.” “Why?” “Because your tit’s not the
same as your navel, I guess. It’s tender and intimate, so that makes it scarier
to do in the first place, and it’s not just a secret, it’s like a sex secret.” “Okay.” “Plus,” she said, “it’s just
plain hot.” “A turn-on for guys, you
mean.” “Probably, if only because of
what it says. Hey, look at me, I’m hot. But it’s a turn-on just having
it. Physically, I mean.” “Physically? Knowing it’s
there, I suppose, but—” “No, physically, Susan.
You know how it feels when someone plays with your nipple and it gets hard? Or
you do it yourself? That’s how you feel all the time.” SHE
DIDN’T WANT TO miss anything. And there were things she’d
missed just by being born when she was. When she was a kid, safe sex meant
your parents wouldn’t find out what you did, or it meant being on the pill. But
by the time she was old enough, out of high school and ready to check out the
world, safe sex meant being careful what you did and whom you did it with,
because there was suddenly this new disease and if you got it you died.
Penicillin didn’t help, nothing helped, you just died. When she was married, when it
began to dawn on her and Gary that they both had urges that extended beyond
their own double bed, they’d speculated about partying with other couples,
about orgies, about clubs where you could just take off your clothes and have
sex with strangers. There used to be clubs like that, there was Plato’s
Retreat, for one, and it was supposed to be a hip thing to go there in the late
seventies and early eighties, before AIDS, before safe sex. She’d heard stories
about it, in high school, in college, and there were different movie stars who
were supposed to show up now and then, and by the time she’d have been ready
for it, the place was closed. Gary had wanted to see her
with another woman, and somehow he found another couple similarly inclined, and
she and the other wife spent an awkward half hour doing things, both of them
for the first time, and she might have enjoyed it if it hadn’t been abundantly
clear that the other woman was just there to keep her husband happy. The men didn’t notice the
difference, or didn’t care, and when she and Donna had run out of new things to
pretend to enjoy, They’d met them through a
personal ad He was anxious, too, that
someone in his office would find out, and what kind of behavior was that for an
assistant district attorney, an officer of the court and member of the bar? She
didn’t see how that could happen; at his insistence they’d used false names,
and of course at one point she’d called him Gary, which no one appeared to
notice, anyway, but still he’d reproached her for it on the way home. Didn’t
she have any sense? Couldn’t she even keep names straight? Then two weeks later he wanted
to meet another couple, he had their letter and photo, and he sulked and pouted
when she said she wasn’t interested. The incident hadn’t ended
their marriage, it was going to end anyway, but the underlying issue was not
the least of the forces pushing them apart. He’d long since remarried, and she
heard they were happy, and tried not to wonder what their sex life was like. Since then she’d slept with
men she was attracted to. And she had gone to bed a couple of times with a
woman, a canvasser for the local Democratic organization. They’d gone to the
same college but hadn’t really known each other then, and the lovemaking was
good but the woman was too neurotic, and a couple of times was plenty. When she was living with Marc,
he’d taken her once to an S&M club he knew about at “They don’t mind,” Marc had
assured her. “They’re exhibitionists, for God’s sake. If they didn’t want an
audience they’d stay home.” She could understand that. She
had a streak of exhibitionism herself, and much the best thing about her half
hour with Donna had been knowing she was being watched. But she really didn’t
want to stand around like a tourist while a fat man with a too-long goatee had
his buttocks whipped by a wraithlike woman in what looked like a black wet suit
with cutouts. Nor, God help her, did she want to change places with either of
them. “I just thought it was
something you should see,” he told her later, and she said she was glad she’d
gone, but wouldn’t want to go again. No, he said, neither would he, but he had
the feeling she’d make a dandy dominatrix. What made him say that, she’d
wanted to know. Was he interested in that sort of thing? Did he long to play
slave and mistress, did he want her to tie him up, to do any of what they’d
seen at the club? “Not my scene,” he’d said,
“but I have to say I can picture you in the role. Maybe it’s just that you’d
look great in the costumes.” Was it something she wanted to
do? She hadn’t thought so, but knew there was something she needed to explore,
some limits she had to test. Once the museum in When the first one had hit on
her, the Her life worked, and the
gallery was getting a good reputation, and even making a little money. Lately,
though, she was feeling a vague restlessness. She couldn’t define it, didn’t
know what it was, and found herself talking about it at lunch with an old
school friend. “Tick tock,” Audrey had said.
“You need to have a baby.” “What are you talking about?” “Your biological clock, Suze.
You’re what, thirty-six?” “Close enough.” “What does that mean,
thirty-seven? And don’t tell me about your lack of maternal impulses. Doesn’t
matter. Tick fucking tock, and you’ve got the urge whether you know it or not.” “Forget it,” she’d said. “I
don’t want a baby. For God’s sake, I’d rather have fibroids.” And it was true, the last
thing she wanted was a baby, she didn’t even trust herself with house plants,
but the clock was ticking all the same, and it wasn’t her fertility that was
running out, it was her life. She didn’t really expect to die soon (though
people died whether they expected to or not, they got on planes that crashed or
worked in buildings that planes crashed into). But the same friend who’d
advised her that her clock was ticking had brought news of a classmate who’d
died of breast cancer, and another struck down by one of the more virulent
forms of multiple sclerosis. She was young, she was in the fucking prime of
life, but that was no guarantee of anything, was it? Because there were no
guarantees, and there never had been, but it took you a while before you
realized it. How long before she wouldn’t
want to have sex? How long before nobody much wanted to have it with her? She
looked great, people looked at her on the street, and not just construction
workers, who looked at everybody, but men in suits, men with briefcases. If there was anything she
wanted to do, now was the time to do it. If there was anything she was curious
about, now was the time to satisfy her curiosity. That was what had moved her
to crawl under the table at L’Aiglon d’Or and surprise Maury Winters with a
blow job he’d be a long time forgetting. She’d always wanted to do something
like that, she’d always wondered what it would be like, so what was she waiting
for? And if someone saw her, so
what? So fucking what? The management wouldn’t ask her to leave. They were a
French restaurant, and hadn’t a president of France died that way, carried off
by a stroke or a heart attack, leaving some terrified little cupcake (or an
йclair, s’il vous plaоt) trapped in the well beneath his desk? So why shouldn’t she get her
nipple pierced? How painful could it be? If she didn’t like the result, she’d
take the ring out and let it heal up. And if it really made you feel excited
all the time . . . SHE
SAID, “HOW COME you don’t have any
piercings?” And, when Medea put a finger to an earlobe, “Besides that. I mean,
everybody has pierced ears.” “The others don’t show.” “Your nipples?” “Would you like to see?” There was the slightest smile
on Medea’s full lips, and Susan sensed that the woman was playing with her. She
could resist, or she could let herself be played with. And what on earth would
resistance gain her? She nodded. Medea reached behind her neck,
unfastened a clasp, and let the white shift fall to the floor. She stepped out
of it, and she was the same golden brown color all over, and Susan was sure
that some of the color came from the sun, because she could smell the sun on
Medea’s skin. The woman’s figure was
exquisite, slim at the waist, just full enough in the hips to be feminine. Her
breasts were as firm as a girl’s and of a size to fit the hand, and both
nipples were pierced, and sported gold studs identical to the ones in her ears. She felt lightheaded, felt a
tingling in the palms of her hands and the soles of her feet. She had never
been so moved by the physical beauty of another human being. She was responding
to Medea as to a work of art. She felt foolish staring at her like this, but
sensed the woman was willing to be stared at. And this was confirmed when Medea
raised her arms over her head and pirouetted slowly around, like a slave girl
displaying herself in an Eastern market. The woman had no body hair at
all, not on her legs, not under her arms, not at her crotch. There was the
faintest trace of sun-bleached golden down on her arms, but that was all. “I’d recommend studs,” Medea
said, touching her own for illustration. “Certainly at first, and for general
wear. They don’t show until you want them to. And you can always switch to
hoops for special occasions. Do you like the way they look?” “Very much.” “There’s more, if you’re
interested.” “More?” “More piercings.” But she’d seen the woman,
front and back, top to bottom. How could there be more piercings? A tongue stud? But wouldn’t
she have noticed it? And wouldn’t she have simply stuck out her tongue? No, it wasn’t a tongue stud.
Of course not. “Are you interested?” She nodded. “You have to say so. You have
to ask to see it.” “Please,” she said. “Please what?” “Please show me.” Medea backed up, sat down on
the carpeted ledge, a pillow beneath her bottom. She opened her legs to reveal
gold hoops half an inch in diameter affixed to her labia. The sight was not a
surprise, by this point Susan had guessed what she’d see and where she’d see
it, but there was something so intimate about the display that emotion flowed
over her like a wave. She thought she might cry, or cry out. “Rings,” Medea said, “because
studs would sort of get lost here. And so you can do this.” And she took a ring between
each thumb and forefinger and opened herself up. Susan stood there. Her heart
was pounding, tolling like a bell in her chest. “Go ahead,” Medea told her. She sank to her knees. THERE
WAS ANOTHER ROOM where the
piercing was done, and it looked like a surgery, with white walls and a white
tile floor. There was a padded table one could lie on, a high-backed chair one
could sit on. There was a shelf of books, and a copy of Gray’s Anatomy open
on top of a small metal cabinet. She had undressed in the other
room, even as Medea had donned the white shift again. She might have left her
slacks on, but she took everything off, blouse and bra, slacks and panties. She waited for Medea to
indicate whether she was to sit in the chair or get up on the table, but the
woman made no sign. The far wall, Susan noticed, was curtained, and something
made her ask what was behind the curtain. “Sometimes it’s difficult to
keep oneself still,” Medea said. “Fear, pain, excitement—one moves, and it’s
better not to move.” “I can keep still.” “Sometimes it’s a relief not
to have to try to keep still, Susan. To be able to let go.” Medea drew the curtain. Behind
it, in front of a windowless wall, stood a black metal frame in the shape of an
X. There were black leather wrist and ankle cuffs attached to the four arms of
the device. For a moment Susan experienced what she thought was dйjа vu, until
she realized that she actually had seen a similar apparatus at the club on Wordlessly, she stood with her
back up against the cold metal and allowed Medea to fasten the cuffs. She
hesitated for only a moment when Medea showed her a black leather hood, then
gave a quick nod. The hood covered her entire head but was cut out in front so
that she could breathe through her nose. Her mouth was covered, so she couldn’t
cry out, nor could she see a thing through the black leather. And, when Medea
secured the hood to the upper arms of the cross, her head was immobilized. She realized suddenly that she
hadn’t told Medea which nipple she wanted pierced, nor had Medea asked. And she
knew that she was not going to be allowed to choose, that it would be Medea’s
choice, and something deep within her, something that had been wound tight,
suddenly relaxed. It was her fear, she decided. She hadn’t known she was
afraid, hadn’t permitted herself to feel it, and now the fear was gone. There was a timeless moment,
and then Medea was touching the tips of both of her breasts at once. Her touch
was feather light, but hardly necessary to prepare her for the ordeal. Both
nipples were already firm and fully extended. The touching continued, and
finally stopped, and then she felt Medea’s mouth on one breast, and then on the
other. Making her choice, she
thought. She gets to choose. You get to not choose. She chose the right breast,
and a moment later Susan felt what she at first took for fire, and then knew
was ice. Odd how you could mistake the one sensation for its opposite, cold for
hot. Odd how the ice, numbing her nipple, sent currents of energy coursing
through the rest of her body. Something brushed her nose.
She breathed in the scent of oranges. Then she felt something pressed against
the tip of her right breast, and then she felt the sensation she had planned to
steel herself against. But she’d forgotten to do so, somehow, and now Medea had
thrust a needle through her nipple, and she opened herself up entirely to the
sensation, and God, it was too much, but no, no, it was not too much. It was
only fire and ice. It was only pain. THE
BLACK METAL X was a St. Andrew’s
cross, Medea told her. Her wrists and ankles were still fastened to it but the
hood was off and she could look down and see the gold stud that had been thrust
through her right nipple, with a little gold bead showing on either side. Medea was asking her how she
felt. It took her a moment to
realize she could speak now. “Good,” she said. “What was the orange for?” “To receive the needle.
Otherwise I might stick myself.” “Oh.” “I’ll cut it in quarters.
We’ll eat it.” She shook her head. “First do
the other one.” “Today?” “Please.” “Of course. Do you want the
hood?” Did she? She didn’t need it,
but it streamlined the process, taking away the options of sight and speech. Before her mouth was covered,
she said, “No ice this time.” MEDEA’S
BEDROOM WAS ANOTHER surprise. It
was Victorian, the bed a four-poster, the mattress soft, the sheets cool
cotton. Susan lay on her side, enjoying the postlovemaking languor, feeling the
sweat cooling on her skin, the soreness at the tips of her breasts. She was thinking of Medea’s
hairless loins, and without preamble she said, “Isn’t it a nuisance, having to
have it waxed?” “I do it myself.” “Really?” “And it could be a nuisance,
but I don’t like body hair.” “I was so excited when I
finally started to get some.” “I was excited when I got my
first period,” Medea said. “It ceased to be exciting some time ago.” “The most excitement,” Susan
remembered, “was one time when I didn’t. If I’d had her, how old would she be?” “It was a girl?” “They never told me. I just
always think of it as female, I don’t know why” She rolled onto her back,
looked up at the ceiling. “I’ve mostly been with men. How about you?” “Some of each. I’m mostly by
myself. When I do the waxing, I make a ritual of it. Music and candlelight,
scented oils. I’ll spend hours. So it’s not such a nuisance.” “You did your own piercings,
didn’t you?” “Not the ears. They were done
ages ago. But everything else, yes.” They fell silent, and then
Susan was surprised to find herself telling Medea about the incident at
L’Aiglon d’Or. “I just wanted to do it,” she said, “and I did.” “You’re very bold.” “Am I?” She thought about it.
“I don’t know. Maybe I’m just a whore.” “You could be both.” She laughed. “But you’re not a whore,”
Medea said. “I have to ask you this. Were
you with Chloe?” “Chloe?” “My assistant, I mentioned her
before. The blonde with the crew cut and the nose ring.” Medea laughed. “They’re all
blondes,” she said, “and they all have nose rings. But I remember her, and no,
all I did was pierce her and send her home. That’s all I ever do. This never
happens.” “Never?” “Two, three times in as many
years. Some repeat clients like to be immobilized and hooded, and of course
it’s sexual for them, but not for me. I wanted you. I don’t know why. It won’t
happen again.” “If I wanted more piercings .
. .” “Where?” “Like yours.” “Wait at least three months,
dear. Give yourself time to integrate the piercing you just had.” “And if I decide I want a
waxing?” “I can give you the name of
someone who’s very good.” “I see.” Medea leaned over her, kissed
her lightly on the lips, rose from the bed. “ALCOHOL
ON A COTTON ball several times a
day,” Medea told her. “Rotate the posts ninety degrees once a day. You can take
aspirin for the pain.” She’d have stuffed her bra in
her purse, but Medea suggested she wear it to prevent her sore nipples from
rubbing against her blouse as she walked. When she’d finished dressing she
realized she hadn’t paid for the piercing. She reached for her purse, asked how
much she owed. “Oh, please,” Medea said.
“There’s no charge.” “But that’s not right. I took
up a couple of hours of your time.” “I enjoyed the experience.” “And the gold studs, at the
very least let me pay for the studs.” “They’re a gift. You may feel
like a whore if you like. But there’s no need.” And, when she hesitated, “We
won’t do this again. We’re not going to become lovers. But I’ll think of you
when I masturbate.” Medea held the door for her,
ushered her through it. She rode the elevator to the lobby, walked out onto And I’ll think of you, she
thought, next time I blow a lawyer in a restaurant. Her nipples tingled. ten THE
MAN WHO had registered at the
Hotel Clinton as G.T. Strong, the man who had left his Tuborg untouched on the
bar at the Kettle of Fish, the man who had lost his entire family in or after
the 9/11 attack, stood in the shadowed doorway of an apartment house on East
Twenty-eighth Street and watched the building directly across the street. He was dressed differently, in
clothes he’d retrieved from his storage locker. He was wearing a dark suit and
a white shirt and a necktie, and he’d replaced his sneakers with lace-up black
oxfords. He’d shaved that morning, as he did two or three times a week. During the afternoon he’d
found a leather briefcase in good shape at a thrift shop. A hardware store
supplied a hammer, an ice pick, a large screwdriver, and a cold chisel. It had taken him a while to
get to this point, and there’d been some changes in the external circumstances
of his life. He lived in a different hotel, and was registered under another
name. He’d finished that volume of George Templeton Strong’s diary and had
exchanged it for another book, Herbert Asbury’s The Gangs of Now he was three-fourths of
the way through it. For a week or more he’d been
uncertain what to do, and so he’d followed his routine, walking, reading,
taking his meals, waiting for the next action to reveal itself to him. Until
early one morning, walking on He spent the whole day
following the young man, and of course the name came to him as he had known it
would. He’d seen it in the newspapers. Pankow, that was the name. He followed
him to his home and returned the next morning to follow him on his rounds
again. Pattern, that was what he was
looking for. Not the pattern of Gerald Pankow’s days, that was evident enough,
but the pattern that he himself was creating, had been creating since his wife
and son and daughter and son-in-law had sacrificed themselves for the city. Too long a sacrifice can
make a stone of the heart. . . The line came to him and he
knew he’d read it somewhere once but didn’t know where or when. Did he have a
heart of stone? He put the tips of his fingers to his chest, as if to palpate
the heart within, to determine by touch if it had calcified. The three bars Pankow swept
out each morning were possibilities, but, once he’d managed to determine the
nature of the premises on The building was five stories
tall, with a Korean nail shop on the parlor floor and a locksmith a floor
below, several steps down from street level. The top three floors were
residential, but the third floor was the one Pankow cleaned every morning. He’d
known that from the first; the lights went on moments after the young man
entered the building, and went off shortly before he left. Watching the traffic in and
out of the building, watching lights go on and off, he learned the nature of
the business conducted on the third floor and the schedule on which they
operated. After Pankow left, there was no activity for a couple of hours. Then,
somewhere between ten-thirty and eleven, a middle-aged woman appeared and let
herself in with a key. Over the next hour, five or six considerably younger
women came and buzzed to be admitted. Starting at noon, men came to
the door, buzzed, went inside, and reappeared anywhere between twenty minutes
and an hour later. Around ten in the evening, two or three of the girls would
leave. At midnight or a few minutes after the hour, the lights would go out,
and shortly thereafter the remaining girls and the older woman would leave the
building and go their separate ways. Three days ago he’d got the
suit out of storage, shaved, put it on. He’d found out the telephone number—it
wasn’t difficult when you knew the address and knew how to use a computer at an
Internet cafй—and he called it. He made an appointment, saying a friend had
recommended the establishment. He was going to give his friend’s name as George
Strong, and his own as Herbert Asbury but the woman who answered hadn’t asked
for names. Instead she’d supplied one.
When he rang the bell, he was to say his name was Mr. Flood. He’d said he would come at ten
that evening, and from nine o’clock he waited across the street, and at ten he
rang downstairs, gave his name as Mr. Flood, and was admitted. There were two
girls in abbreviated costumes in what he guessed you’d call the parlor, and the
older woman who brought him there told him they were both available. To pick
one was to reject the other, which bothered him until he realized how unlikely
it was that it bothered them. One girl reminded him faintly of his wife as a
young girl, and so he chose the other. He hadn’t had sex since well
before the bombing. He and his wife had still had relations, but it had become
an infrequent event. Sometime in July or August, he supposed, and it was July
now, so it might have been a year since he’d had sex, or wanted to. He still didn’t want to, but
when he and the girl were both undressed he found he was able to perform. He
became detached during the act, and observed, disembodied, as his body did what
it was supposed to do. She had put the condom on for him and she removed it and
disposed of it, returning with a washcloth to sponge him clean. He paid the madam a hundred
dollars, tipped the girl twenty. He went straight to his hotel,
and when the hall shower was empty he stood under the spray for a long time,
washing her scent from his body. Now, three days later, he’d
shaved again and put on the suit again, and he’d called and made an appointment
for eleven-thirty “Don’t be late,” the madam told him. “On account of we close
up at midnight.” At ten minutes past ten the
door opened, and three of the girls came out and walked off together toward And he was right. “I know you
had a good time with Clara the other night,” the madam said, “so you could see
her again, or Debra here’s a very sweet girl herself, if you’re a man who likes
a change.” He was a man who liked things
to remain the same. That, at least, was the sort of man he had always been. But
things didn’t remain the same, they changed irrespective of the sort of man you
were. And nowadays he didn’t know what he liked, or what sort of man he was. He chose Clara. If he’d been
told her name the first time he’d forgotten it as soon as he heard it, but he
knew it now, and wished he didn’t. “You musta worked late,” she
said, when they were in the bedroom together. She nodded at the briefcase.
“Came straight from the office, didn’t you?” He nodded. “What you need now,” she said,
“is you need to relax.” He undressed, and she slipped
out of her wrapper. Her body was familiar to him, and that made him wish he’d
chosen the other girl, whose name he’d already forgotten. He wished he could forget
Clara’s. While she was hanging up his
suit jacket, he opened the briefcase and drew out the heavy claw hammer,
chromed steel with a black rubber grip. The price sticker was still on it. Her
back was to him when he brought the hammer up and swung it as hard as he possibly
could at the back of her head. It made an awful sound, but that was the only
sound; she fell without crying out, and he caught her as she fell and eased her
down. Was she dead? Had the single
blow been sufficient? It was hard to tell. She lay
face up, and she might have been sleeping but for the blood that welled from
the back of her head. He took hold of her wrist but couldn’t tell whether it
was her pulse that he felt or the throbbing of his own heart. He had to be
sure, and he didn’t want to hit her again, wasn’t sure that he could, so he got
the cold chisel and stuck it into the left side of her chest. He felt an awful aching in his
own chest, as if he himself had been stabbed. He looked down at her and felt
tears coursing down his cheeks and realized that he was weeping. He got a
tissue from the box at the bedside, wiped the tears away. Sacrifice—hers now, along with
so many others—had not made a stone of his heart, not yet, not entirely. He
could still feel. He could still weep. AFTER
THE DEATHS, THE four that were
his, the three thousand that were his city’s, all he could seem to do was read,
and all he could read was the city’s history. He took down his copy of the Not everything registered.
There were times when he would sit up, realizing he’d read his way through
several articles, scanning the columns, turning the pages, and he had no idea
what he’d just read. It didn’t matter. He wasn’t studying for a test. He went
on reading, and turning pages. From time to time he would
pause and look off into the middle distance, and his mind would go all over the
place. When it was time to sleep, he
slept. When he thought of it, he ate. When he was awake, he sat in his chair
and read. He had been reading about the
Draft Riots in But he’d looked at them in the
context of the Civil War, or in the context of the city’s ethnic and political
realities, and he could see that he’d been completely wrong. The Draft Riots
happened because they had to happen. They were a sacrifice. They were the city, And the Draft Riots were not
an isolated example. No, not at all. The city had been shocked over the
centuries by no end of tragedies, great pointless disasters that were no longer
pointless when viewed through the lens of his new perspective. The General Slocum tragedy,
for example, when a ship loaded to capacity with German immigrants and their
children, bound for a holiday excursion, caught fire and burned and sank in the
Or the Triangle Shirtwaist
fire of 1911, when 150 seamstresses, most of them young Jewish women, died when
the sweatshop they worked in went up in flames. They couldn’t get out, the fire
doors were locked, so they either jumped to their death or died in the fire. Sacrificed, all of them. And
each time the city, reeling in shock, bleeding from its wounds, had rebounded
to become greater than ever. Each time the souls of the sacrificed had become
part of the greater soul of the city, enriching it, enlarging it. When this great insight came,
this revelation, he stopped his front-to-back reading of the encyclopedia and
began skipping around, looking for further examples to support his thesis. They
were there in abundance, tragedies great and small, from the city’s earliest
days to the eleventh of September. The history of the city was
the history of violent death. The gang wars, from the
pitched battles between the Bowery Boys and the Dead Rabbits to the endless
Mafia palace coups and clan wars. Albert Anastasia, shot dead in the barber
chair at the Park Sheraton hotel. Joey Gallo, gunned down in Umberto’s Clam
House. Throughout the five boroughs, blood seeped into the pavement. The rain
couldn’t wash it away. It only made it invisible. And fires, so many fires. You
thought of the city as nonflammable, a city of glass and steel and asphalt and
concrete, but hadn’t the world watched as buildings of glass and steel burned
like torches until they melted and collapsed of their own weight? Oh, yes,
forests could burn, and wooden houses could burn, but so could cities of
concrete and steel. ENERGIZED
BY WHAT HAD emerged from his
reading, he found it impossible to read. He would pick up a book only to put it
down and pace the floor, consumed by the thoughts that came at him in
battalions. He began to leave the apartment, walking for hours through the
city’s streets. His feet took him to Little Germany, where no Germans had lived
for years, and past the one-time site of the Triangle Shirtwaist factory, and,
more than once, to the barriers that still ringed Ground Zero. And, walking, he had a further
insight. He was thinking of the fire in
the unlicensed social club that had taken the lives of seventy or eighty
Hondurans a few years earlier. It had been a great tragedy, certainly, but it
had not come upon the poor people as an act of God. An embittered Honduran
immigrant, furious over some real or fancied insult, had returned to the club
with a container of gasoline and set the place on fire. He’d been caught and
tried and convicted, and was serving a life sentence somewhere. The people he’d killed had
been sacrificed to the city of Perhaps... Well, take the Triangle
Shirtwaist fire. A horrible fire, certainly, bad enough to consume the entire
building, but the great loss of life occurred because the doors were locked
from the outside. Otherwise there would have been fatalities, certainly, but
some, even most of the young women would have been able to get out alive. Was it pure happenstance that
the doors were locked? Was it, as some claimed, that the bosses locked the
doors to keep the women at their sewing machines? Or . . . Or could the same hand have
locked the doors and set the fire? That’s what had happened. He
was sure of it. Someone had made the great tragedy happen, someone intent upon
causing as much loss of life as possible. Maybe it was sheer villainy, as
inexplicable as all evil is inexplicable, or maybe, maybe . . . Maybe it was someone with a
vision. Maybe it was someone willing to sacrifice those lives, and to give up
his own morality in the process, his morality and his hope of eternal reward
(for what fate but Hell could await a man who’d do such a thing?), to give up
everything, to sacrifice everything, for the sake of the greater good? Dulce et decorum est pro
patria mori. The Latin phrase came to him
from somewhere in the past. Sweet and decorous it is to die for one’s country.
Or for one’s city, and how would you say that in Latin? He’d forgotten
everything he ever knew of the language, except for a few odd words and phrases.
Still, the things you’d forgotten tended to come back to you. Dulce et decorum est. . . And the General Slocum disaster?
There were all sorts of explanations advanced for the tragedy, several of them
plausible enough, but were any as apt as that someone had sabotaged the ship,
someone had set the fire, someone had deliberately made the whole thing happen? And the Draft Riots.
Spontaneous combustion, erupting naturally and inevitably out of social and
political and economic realities? Or did circumstances merely provide a
framework of logs and sticks and kindling, waiting for a knowing hand to strike
the spark and fan the blaze? The history books spoke of neighborhood agitators
who’d urged on the mob, only to lose control of it. But what if they’d never intended
to control it? What if their sole purpose had been to unleash the whirlwind? He saw them now, a long chain
of men (and women, too, for who was to say it was an exclusively male
calling?), not selling their souls but giving them up, sentencing them to
perdition, committing unpardonable sins for the good of generations yet unborn. Did many of them see the
greater purpose? Probably not, but surely some did. Surely he was not the first
to be consciously aware of what he had to do, no matter how great the cost to
himself. Walking home, he picked up a
discarded newspaper. A man in a stolen car had gone berserk at the wheel,
driving down Seventh Avenue at top speed, running red lights, caroming off
other cars, and taking deliberate aim at pedestrians, trying to run down as
many of them as he possibly could. He eluded police pursuit, then repeated the
stunt on He remembered how he’d taken
the sleeping pills and lain down beside his wife. He had been ready to join her
sacrifice, and his disappointment at surviving had been softened slightly by
the thought that there must be something for him to do. And now he knew what it was. Dulce et decorum est. . .
pro urbe mori. See? It had come back to him. IN
LATE MARCH, A little more than six
months after he’d scattered his wife’s ashes to the winds of Lower Manhattan, he
took the number 3 subway to the He’d purchased half a dozen
quart cans of charcoal lighter fluid, buying them one at a time in different
shops in How they’d laughed, and how
she’d loved that bag. She’d used it for years. He fully expected someone, a
cop or a local resident, to challenge him, to demand to know what he was doing
where he so clearly did not belong. He was oddly calm, quite unconcerned about
what might happen to him, but in fact nothing happened, and no one seemed to
notice him. Maybe he was dead, he thought.
Maybe he was a ghost, and that was why people paid no attention to him. They
couldn’t see him. But no, he’d bought the
charcoal lighter fluid. He’d handed over his money, been given his purchases
and his change. He raised the sheet metal,
crawled under it, and went into every ground-floor room he came to, squirting
the lighter fluid where he thought it would be most effective. He emptied all
six cans, lit a match, set a fire, and walked away from the building. Steps away from it, he
remembered the GOOCHEE bag. He’d put it down and neglected to pick it up. Well,
the fire would consume it, and it would be untraceable anyway. He kept walking. In movies there would be a
great whoosh, an explosion, flames shooting into the night sky, shock waves
knocking him to the ground as he ran off down the street. But there was nothing
of the sort. He walked a block, looked back, and saw a building that looked no
different from the way it had looked when he approached it. His attempt at
sacrifice-by-arson would seem to have been a failure. He turned at the corner,
walked a block, turned again. He kept walking until he came to a small
storefront restaurant with signs in Spanish. There were no tables, just a worn
Formica counter with eight backless stools. He took a stool. The menu hung
on the wall, chalk on slate, with several of the dishes rubbed out. Even if he
read Spanish, it would have been hard to make out. The woman behind the
counter, assuming he didn’t speak Spanish, addressed him in strongly accented
English, asking him what he wanted. He pointed to the plate of the man two
stools away on his right. “Arroz con pollo,” the woman said. “Tha’s cheecken an’ rice. Tha’s what you
wan’?” He nodded. The food, when she
brought it, was a little spicy for his taste, but it wasn’t bad. He wasn’t
hungry, he was rarely hungry, but realized he hadn’t eaten since breakfast. And
thirsty. Water was aqua in Latin, and was it agua in Spanish? Or
if he just made the gesture, raising an invisible glass to his lips . . . While he was considering the
matter, she brought him a glass of water. He had eaten half his meal
when he heard sirens. And this wasn’t a single ambulance, this was more than
one siren. He tucked ten dollars under his plate and didn’t wait for change.
He’d lost his bearings, wasn’t sure which way he’d come from, but all he had to
do was walk toward the sirens. The building was burning after
all. He didn’t see flames shooting, but there was a lot of smoke, and a lot of
activity on the part of the firefighters. A crowd had gathered to watch, and he
joined them, but felt dangerously conspicuous. He managed to find his way to
the subway and went home. It made the papers, because
there were two fatalities—a young man who’d evidently been sleeping, or
comatose from drugs, and a firefighter, thirty-two years old, the father of
three, a resident of Sunnyside, Queens. Both had died of smoke inhalation. He mourned them, and honored
their sacrifice. A
DAY AFTER THE In the end, he’d walked away
from the apartment. Rented a storage locker, ferried some possessions there a
carton at a time, then packed a small suitcase and left. Sooner or later, he
supposed, his failure to pay maintenance charges would lead someone to take
some sort of legal action, and he’d eventually lose the apartment, but he’d
never even know when it happened, and wouldn’t care if he did. Since then, he had set a fire
in a two-family house in Then he’d spotted Gerald
Pankow, and recognized him, and saw a way to establish a pattern. And now he rose from the body
of the girl. He opened the door a few inches and stuck his head out. He said,
“Could one of you come here for a moment? Something seems to be wrong with”—
what was her name?—“with Clara.” The older woman came, the
madam, and she saw Clara lying on her back, then registered the chisel planted
in her chest, and looked up at him, naked, advancing on her, and opened her
mouth to scream, to cry out, but before she could make a sound he hit her with
the hammer. It was a glancing blow and it drove her to her knees. She held up
hands curled into claws, she blinked at the blood flowing down her forehead and
into her eyes, and he swung the hammer full force and smashed her skull. Without checking if she was
dead he bolted from the room. Debra was racing for the phone. She tripped over
a footstool, righted herself, and had the phone in her hand when he reached
her. He wielded the hammer and hit her on the shoulder and she dropped the phone
and cried out, and he swung backhand and hit her just above the bridge of the
nose. She went sprawling and he rained blows upon her, hammering at her face
until her features were unrecognizable. His own heart was pounding. He
steadied himself, got to his feet, and had trouble keeping his balance because
the room was spinning. His knees buckled, and the black curtain came down. Later, when he got around to
noting the time, he calculated that he had been out for the better part of a
half hour. He had fallen beside Debra, and he had blood all over himself, and
he must have left fingerprints all over the place, and she’d cried out between
the first and second blows, and someone a floor above could have heard her,
could have heard the noise the hammer made, could have heard him when he fell. He might have awakened to
bright lights and sirens. Instead he came to in the midst of silence and death. He found the bathroom. He
showered, used the liquid soap, used the Herbal Essence shampoo. He retrieved
the hammer from where it lay beside Debra’s body, the chisel from Clara’s
chest, and washed them both in the sink before returning them to the briefcase.
He dressed, tied his tie until he got the knot right. He put his hand into the
pocket of his suit jacket and drew out the little turquoise rabbit. He’d been
carrying it ever since he took it from Marilyn Fairchild’s apartment, and now
he walked over to Clara’s body, got down onto one knee, and placed the rabbit
so that it covered the hole the chisel had left in her chest. What would they make of that? He went around the apartment,
using a hand towel to wipe surfaces he remembered touching and others he might
have touched. But he’d touched the rabbit, hadn’t he? He picked it up and wiped
it off and decided he wasn’t ready to leave it behind after all. He put it in
his pocket and left Clara’s wound uncovered. The poor girl . . . He had the towel over his hand
when he turned the doorknob to let himself out, dropped it behind him before he
drew the door shut. He walked crosstown to his
hotel. On the way he stopped several times to discard the tools from his
briefcase, dropping them into three well-separated storm drains. He hadn’t used
the big screwdriver, had never even removed it from the briefcase, but he got
rid of it just the same, and left the briefcase propped against a trash can.
Perhaps someone would get some use out of it. eleven FROM
THE MOMENT he’d found Marilyn dead
in her apartment, the very apartment he’d been so blithely cleaning, opening
doors ceased to be a carefree enterprise for Jerry Pankow. He couldn’t turn a
key without at least a quiver of anxiety over what he might find on the other
side of the door. Not so much with his
commercial clients, the three bars and the whorehouse. But when he called on
his once-a-week residential clients, he couldn’t entirely banish the fear of
finding a dead person on the premises. He rang the doorbell first, as he had
always done, and then he knocked, as always, and then he turned the key in the
lock and opened the door and called out Hello! once or twice, and stood
still listening for a response. And after that, after he’d
assured himself that there was no one conscious within, he was very careful to
survey the entire apartment, to look in every room. Not until he’d determined
that he was alone did he set about doing his job. So far the most unnerving
moment had come one afternoon when, after he’d done his routine of ringing and
knocking and helloing, he’d walked through a silent apartment to find Kyle
Lanza, who worked downtown all day every day, not only home but sprawled flat
on his back on his bed, his eyes closed, his arms at his sides. He was wearing
sweatpants and a Bad Dog T-shirt—and, Jerry noticed, just in time to keep from
losing it altogether, a giant set of earphones. Roused, he was full of
apologies. And, thank God, alive. Time passed, and the
apartments he cleaned kept not having dead bodies in them, and he kept up the
precautions but lost the apprehension. It was possible to walk in on a dead
client, it had in fact happened once, but that didn’t mean it was likely to
happen again. Nor did that July morning come
equipped with premonitions. All he felt was fine, and the sun was out and the
sky was clear, and he didn’t have a residential customer today, so he’d made a
date with himself—after breakfast he’d be stretched out on a towel on the roof
of his building, wearing nothing but sunscreen and Speedos. He was looking forward to it
as he mounted the half-flight of steps to the building on East Twenty-eighth.
He gave a wave to the Korean woman in the nail shop, opened the door of the
vestibule for the three upstairs floors, rang the third-floor bell, rang again,
used his key. There was a bell beside the door leading to the apartment, and he
rang that as always and knocked as always and used his other key, and as soon
as he opened the door he knew this was going to be a bad day, and he could
forget about working on his tan. The smell hit him the instant
he cracked the door. He probably would have noticed it under any circumstances,
but he knew what death smelled like and recognized it immediately. He went in
anyway and closed the door and threw the bolt, which was ridiculous, because he
didn’t have to fear the outside world, where the sun was shining and people
were alive. Anything fearful was here, and he’d just gone and locked himself in
with it. Every odor was particulate.
He’d heard or read this somewhere, and it was information he wished he didn’t
have, because it meant that, if you could smell it, you were breathing it in,
you were taking it into your system. But in fact it wasn’t that overpowering,
it wasn’t enough to make you gag. It was knowing what it was that made it so
upsetting. And then seeing it. One on the
parlor floor, her face unrecognizable, and two in one of the bedrooms, one
crumpled at the other’s feet. God, couldn’t he just go? He’d
been there only a few minutes, he hadn’t touched a thing or met a soul, so
couldn’t he just slip out and rejoin the world of the living? This job, like
all the jobs, was off the books, and he doubted that Molly (with her skull
literally smashed in, Christ, who could have done a thing like that?) even knew
his last name. He’d waved to the Korean woman
in the nail shop. But would she remember? And
what could she possibly say? Yes, I see boy come to clean. He wave to me
sometime. He nice boy. She couldn’t exactly tell them anything that would
have them making a beeline for his door. Lois would know what to do. But he didn’t need to call her
to know what she would tell him. For God’s sake, Jerry, be a grown-up.
You’re a citizen and you just discovered three dead bodies, so what the hell do
you think you’re supposed to do? Butch up and make the call. He reached for the phone, saw
that the receiver was off the hook. That might be important, he thought. It
might be a clue, there might be fingerprints or trace evidence on the phone. God, he didn’t want to do
anything wrong. He let himself out, found a
pay phone at the corner of THE
RESPONDING OFFICERS WERE two uniformed
cops from the local precinct, a man and woman his own age or younger, and he
answered their questions but held back the part he didn’t want to mention. He’d
have to, he knew that, but he might as well wait for the detectives to get
there. Otherwise he’d only have to go through it a second time. The detectives were older than
he was, which was at once reassuring and intimidating. One was black and one
was white, and both were balding and out of shape and looked uncomfortable in
their suits and ties. They went over the same ground
the uniforms had covered, but more thoroughly. They wanted to know the routine
at the apartment—when did they open, what time did they shut down, how many
girls worked there, and did anybody stay on the premises overnight. He answered
what he could, explaining that all he did was come in and clean the place when
nobody was around. He didn’t even know for sure what sort of establishment it
was, insofar as no one had ever come right out and told him, although it did
seem pretty obvious to him. They agreed that it seemed obvious, all right. Then they wanted to know where
he’d been during the past twenty-four hours, and how they could verify his
whereabouts. He told them all that, and the black cop made notes, and the white
cop said, “Pankow, what’s that, Polish? You grow up in Green-point, by any
chance?”
A lot of Polish people lived
in Greenpoint, the cop said, and he agreed that they did. You ought to go there
for pierogi and kielbasa, the cop said. He sometimes did, he said, when he got
the chance. Then he said, “There’s
something else you ought to know.” Oh? God, he didn’t want to do this.
But he’d already started, and besides they’d find out themselves and wonder why
he hadn’t said anything. “Last month,” he said. “I had
a client in the Village, I used to clean her apartment once a week. Somebody
strangled her, and I was the one who discovered the body.” They stared at him, and the
black cop said, “The woman, she sold real estate? And they got the guy, some
kind of writer. Aren’t you the guy who—” “Destroyed the evidence,” he
said. “She was in the bedroom so I started in the living room. I thought she
was sleeping.” “Well, they got the guy,” the
black cop said, and the white cop said he hoped he hadn’t done any cleaning
this time. He assured them he hadn’t. “These women here,” the white
cop said, “you wouldn’t make that mistake. You’d know right away they’re not
sleeping.” THE
BLACK COP’S NAME was Arthur
Pender. His partner was Dennis Hurley. Pender said, “That is one hell of a
coincidence, wouldn’t you say? You think you’re hiring somebody to mop your
floors, turns out he’s the angel of death.” “They already got somebody for
the one in the Village,” Hurley said. “Maybe it gave the kid ideas.
Maybe he liked the attention he got finding a body and decided he’d like to
find a couple more.” “He seem to you like somebody
who was enjoying the attention?” “Looked like he wished the
floor would swallow him. Can’t see him doing it, either, gentle guy like him.” “You’re saying that ’cause
he’s gay.” “Well, yeah, I guess so.” “That don’t make him gentle,”
Hurley said. “He’s got that wiry kind of build, he could be a lot stronger than
he looks. He could be a ballet dancer, and they’re real strong.” “Ballet dancer. You’re just
sayin’ that on account of he’s gay.” “You think he killed them,
Arthur?” “No.” “We’ll check his alibi, but
what do you bet it holds up?” “No bet. One in the Village
was strangled, wasn’t she?” “And these three were beaten
and stabbed.” “And besides,” Pender said,
“they already got the writer for the one in the Village.” “If he did it.” “Yeah, the man could be
innocent. You ask him, bet that’s what he says he is.” “As a newborn baby. Arthur,
you see any connection between the two cases besides the Warsaw Whiz? Where’d
he say he was from, Ham Sandwich or something?” “ “Outside of “Inside of “How do you happen to know
that?” “No idea. One in the Village
sold real estate?” “Something like that.” “Be an easy thing to say you
did.” “What do you mean?” “Just looking for a connection
besides Mop & Glo. Any chance she could have been a working girl?” “Lived in the Village and
tricked on Curry Hill? Be interesting to know.” “And not too hard to find
out,” Pender said, and reached for the phone. “NO
RECORD OF PROSTITUTION, no rumors
she was ever in the game. Marilyn Fairchild didn’t just call herself a real
estate agent, she made a good living at it. Commissions in 2001 exceeded
$150,000, and ninety percent of that must have been in eight months, because
how many co-ops changed hands after 9/11?” “It was worth a call,” Hurley
said. “Plus she had a reputation for
going out and dragging men home with her, which is the story on how she and
Creighton wound up together.” “That’s his name. It was driving me nuts I couldn’t think of
it.” “And working girls aren’t like
musicians, they don’t finish up their paid gigs and then jam all night for
free.” “You know what we’re going to
get, Arthur? It was some fucking john, he went with one girl and she didn’t
want to do what he wanted her to do—” “ ‘No, no, not in the ass,
what kind of a girl do you think I am?’” “Or he planned it from the
jump, whatever it was, but either way he went batshit. He killed everybody and
went home.” “Must have planned it. Used a
hammer and a chisel, according to the ME. You don’t find those layin’ around in
your average whorehouse.” “Unless it’s some kind of
special whorehouse for carpenters. I’d say he brought his tools with him. Came
late, too, after the other girls called it a night.” “Right.” “Probably fixed it so he was
the last customer. Only had women to kill that way.” “Another reason why it’s not
the Polack. You kill what you want to fuck, basic principle of lust murder.” “If that’s what this was.” “What else could it be? Madam
wasn’t paying the right people and this was to teach her a lesson?” “Some lesson. How’s she gonna
pay now?” “Even if someone in one of the
families is pissed at her, nobody’d do it like this. A hammer and chisel?” They batted it around,
thinking out loud, trying out theories. “I hate the coincidence part,”
Hurley said. “Creighton goes home with Fairchild and strangles her. Our perp—” “The Feebs’d call him the
unsub.” “Our perp goes to a quiet
little whorehouse, picks up a hammer and chisel and thinks he’s a kid again in
shop class. And both premises, Fairchild’s apartment and our whorehouse, have
the same ballet dancer come by to do a little dusting and cleaning.” Pender said, “About
Creighton.” “What about him?” “They have an argument, he’s
half in the bag, next thing you know she’s dead.” “So?” “ “Where you going with this,
Arthur?” “Meaning he’s most likely
leaning that way from the start.” “Leaning toward murder.” “I been drunk a whole lot of
times,” Pender said. “I never once wound up with my hands around nobody’s
neck.” “So he killed Fairchild, and
then what? He finds out he likes it?” “Happens like that,
sometimes.” “Yeah, but don’t forget he got
arrested. You figure they let him out nights so he can go get laid?” “He’s in a cell? Do we know
that?” MAURY
WINTERS SAID, “TALK to him? Ask
him questions? No way I’m gonna let that happen.” “Sir, three women were killed
last night, and—” “I’m sorry to hear that. If it
was up to me everybody would live forever, and that goes double for women. The
Mets lost, did you happen to notice? Mo Vaughn struck out three times and hit
into a double play. You want to ask my client anything about the game?” “Was he there?” “What, at the game? They’re on
the road, they were in The lawyer had the cops
grinning. Creighton, under strict instructions not to open his mouth, found the
spectacle entertaining. At least until you considered the content, which was
that they were trying to hang another killing, a triple murder, on him. The white one, Dennis Hurley,
big red-haired guy, map of “Go right ahead. Rule him out.
While you’re at it, tell your buddies to rule him out for Fairchild.” “If he can account for his
time last night—” “Why the hell should he? He’s
charged with one crime, he’s under no obligation to help you with another one.” “That’s understood.” “So?” “If he was at the ball game,”
Arthur Pender said, “not in “Against the Brewers, and
Soriano homered twice. You fellows should follow the game. It’s “Nobody tells us anything,”
Pender said. “If he was there, with Senator Clinton on one side and Cardinal
Egan on the other—” “Isn’t there a joke starts
like this?” “—then we could cross him off
our list and be on our way.” “This was last night? What
hours are we looking at?” “Ten to midnight.” “Ten p.m. to midnight? The
medical examiner working with a stopwatch these days?” “There’s more than medical
evidence,” Pender said. “That’s our window, those two hours, and if your client
can establish where he was during that time period we’ll thank you for your
time and leave you alone.” “Which I think you’ll do
regardless,” Winters said, “because I don’t know where he was last night. To
find out I’d have to ask him, and do you know why I’m not going to do that?” “I bet you’ll tell us,” Hurley
said. “Because if I ask him,”
Winters said, “and he can’t prove where he was, and I tell you to go screw
yourselves, I’d be telling you in the process that he can’t establish an alibi,
and why should you have any such information? Whereas if I tell you right off
the bat to go screw yourselves, that’s all I’ll be telling you, and you can do
it or not as you see fit.” “Do what or not?” “Screw ourselves,” Pender
said. He shrugged, got to his feet. “It was worth a try. If you do talk to him,
and if he does have an alibi you want to tell me about—” “I never liked sentences with ifs
in them,” Winters said. “Tell me something. Why are you looking at him in
the first place?” “Can’t tell you that.” “You don’t give nothing, my
friend, you’re not gonna get nothing. You’re telling me this man’s a suspect
but you can’t tell me why he’s a suspect?” “He’s not a suspect.” “He’s not a suspect but you
want to know has he got an alibi. Lovely. Why are you looking at him?” The cops exchanged glances. At
length Pender shrugged, and Hurley said, “The body was discovered by the same
kid who discovered Fairchild.” “What, the faygeleh? That’s
your connection?” “Same guy is first on the
scene twice in a couple of weeks? What are the odds on that?” “At the moment, my friend,
they’re a hundred to one in favor of it, because it already happened. I’m not
saying it’s a coincidence. There’s a connection, but what it connects is
Fairchild to the dead women, and can we stop pretending we don’t know who they
are? I listen to the news the same as everybody else. This was in the East
Twenties, if I’m not mistaken, in what the girl announcer didn’t quite call a
whorehouse, but I got the distinct impression.” “East Twenty-eighth,” Hurley
said. “And yeah, it was a whorehouse.” “Three hookers?” “Two and the madam.” “Ah, Christ, what a world.
They said bloodbath, but they generally do with a multiple homicide.
They exaggerate.” “Not this time.” “Without asking what the
murder weapon was, may I conclude the women weren’t strangled? Which I’d have
concluded anyway, because for one man to strangle three women one after the
other is a neat trick.” “They weren’t strangled.” “Curiouser and curiouser,”
Winters said, “which sounds like a Dickensian law firm, doesn’t it? Never mind.
I’ve enjoyed this, believe it or not, but I think we’re finished, so—” He said, “Maury?” All three of them turned to
look at him, as if surprised that he could talk, or that he was there at all. “If I could talk to you
privately,” he said. “They were just leaving, which
would have given us all the privacy anyone could want. But why don’t you
fellows wait in the hall for a moment?” When they were out of the room
with the door closed he said, “I was here last night.” “I’m not surprised. You’re
home all the time, from what you’ve told me. Home Alone is a movie, not
an alibi. I don’t suppose you had company?” “No,” he said, “but I think I
can prove I was here. The window is ten to midnight, isn’t that what they
said?” “Ten to midnight.” “I had a couple of deliveries
somewhere around that time. Must have been close to ten when I called and had
Two Boots send up a pizza. And I called the deli a little after that and
ordered up a sandwich and a six-pack of Beck’s.” “You had a pizza and a
sandwich at the same time?” “I was out of beer and I
wanted one with the pizza. I don’t like to call the deli just for beer.” “What, they’ll think you’re a
drunk?” “You’re right, it’s stupid,
but I was just as happy a couple of hours ago when I had the sandwich for
lunch. They should both have records of the delivery.” “They should.” “While I was eating the
pizza,” he said, “my agent called. She’s working on a deal, she wanted to
discuss strategy. She can confirm that we were on the phone for ten minutes,
maybe closer to fifteen.” “And this was when?” “Say ten-thirty” “That leaves plenty of time
for you to get in a cab and kill three women in a whorehouse. If I’m going to
show anything to Frick and Frack, I’d like to show ’em enough to cover you past
midnight.” “I was online,” he said. “What, the computer? They can
take those things apart and find out what you had for breakfast, but—” “No,” he said, “I was online,
Maury. This was after I got off the phone with Roz.” “Your agent.” “Right. Something she said, it
doesn’t matter, but I wanted to check something on Amazon. I logged on, I
checked my e-mail, and I went to their website.” “How can we prove this?” “I have a dedicated phone line
for the computer. It’s a local call to AOL when you log on. Won’t there be a
record?” “Very good.” “And I wound up buying a
couple of books from Amazon. I always do, it’s impossible to visit the site
without remembering some book you think you have to have, especially in the
middle of the night. A couple of clicks and it’s in the mail two days later.” “They’d have a record of a
purchase.” “They send you an e-mail
confirming it, with time and date on it. I downloaded that, it’s on my hard
drive.” Winters went over and opened
the door. “YOU’LL
CONFIRM ALL THIS,” the lawyer told
the two detectives, “in about a minute and a half, give or take. You’ll pull
the LUDS and that should be enough, but you can go as far as you want. Put one
of your computer people on it, talk to the pizza place, the deli.” “We had to check him out,”
Arthur Pender said. “And you checked, and he’s
out. But as far as I’m concerned, you boys are on to something.” They looked at him. “Fairchild and the three last
night,” Winters said. “They’re as linked as they ever were. The same boy finds
all the bodies, that was too good a coincidence twenty minutes ago and it’s no
different now.” “Meaning?” “Meaning Ernest Hemingway here
didn’t do either of them. You just cleared him on one, you should go ahead and
clear him on the other.” “Not our case,” Hurley said. “So why not talk to your
friends at the Sixth, tell them talk to the geniuses in the DA’s office.” “Yeah, right. I’m sure they’d
love to hear from us.” “How could you not tell them?
You just looked at this gentleman in connection with a homicide and cleared him
a hundred percent. You don’t think that’s information they ought to have?” “I suppose we could make a
call.” “Of course you could,” Winters
said. “Thanks for coming, fellows. You’ve been very helpful.” WINTERS
STAYED AND CHATTED with him after
the two detectives had left. After the lawyer’s departure, Creighton called his
agent. “Talk about highs and lows,”
he said. “I started out thinking I was going to be charged with three murders.
Next minute Maury’s talking about getting the original charges dropped.” “Really?” “But he told me privately
that’s not going to happen. The DA’s not going to withdraw an indictment just
because I’ve been cleared in a case that may or may not be related to the
original crime I’m charged with. They’ve still got the same evidence they had
before. She still picked me up at the Kettle and I still went home with her.” “And she’s still dead.” “The poor woman. You know,
I’ve been angry at her all along, for getting me into this mess in the first
place. Like it’s her fault. But all she wanted was to get laid, and she wound
up dead, and how is any of that her fault?” “You’re not angry with her
anymore.” “No, and I can’t understand
why I was in the first place.” “You were afraid, sweetie.” “And now I’m not, because I’m
beginning to see daylight. This won’t get charges dropped, according to Maury,
but what it should do is create a little doubt in the minds of Reade and
Slaughter.” “The arresting officers?” “Right. Even if they’re still
completely convinced I did it, they’ll want to cover their asses in case it
becomes clear I didn’t. Which means they might look a little harder for
witnesses who might steer them in the direction of another suspect.” “That would be wonderful. The
only thing . . .” “What?” “This is going to sound like “You lost me.” “Look, you and I both know you
didn’t do this thing, right? And we know you’re going to be cleared.” “It’s beginning to look that
way.” “Well, that’s the important
thing, in fact it’s the only thing that matters, but all things being equal. .
.” “What?” “I’d just as soon it doesn’t
all clear up today or tomorrow,” she said. “Or even next week or next month.
God, that sounds terrible, doesn’t it?” “It might, except I think I see
where you’re going.” “The best thing for our
purposes is if you’re an accused murderer awaiting trial when we make the deal.
Then, when the book comes out, you’re a guy who was falsely accused of a
horrible crime and has since been completely exonerated. I know you’d like to
be off the hook as soon as possible, but I’m your agent and I used to be your
publisher and I can’t help seeing it from that standpoint.” “Don’t apologize. I’m writing
all the time these days, Roz. I’m completely into the book, and of course I
want it to do everything it can. If I’m cooped up in my apartment for the time
being, well, it’s worth it. And I’d be cooped up anyway, putting words on the
screen.” “And it’s going well?” “It’s going beautifully.” “I turned down a couple of
preempts, sweetie. One yesterday and one this morning.” “What were the numbers?” “I’m not going to tell you.
I’m auctioning on Friday. I told Esther at Crown what I want for a floor bid.
That’ll give them topping privileges. She’s supposed to get back to me later
this afternoon.” “What do you want for a
floor?” “I’m not going to tell you
that, either, until I find out if I get it. Oh, that reminds me, I was going to
call you about this. Esther had a suggestion, and whether or not we wind up
going with them, I think it’s worth thinking about. How would you feel about a
name change?” “You mean a pseudonym?” “Jesus Christ, no! We’ve
got all this publicity, why would we want to shitcan it?” “That’s what I thought, but—” “You’ve always used Blair
Creighton, but all the news stories have referred to you as John
Creighton, so Esther suggested bylining the books, all of them, old and
new, as by John Blair Creighton. Which I think has a very nice ring to
it.” “I should have done it that
way from the beginning,” he said. “I’ve had the thought off and on for years.” “So that’s a yes?” “An emphatic yes.” “Jeez, that was easy. Every
client I have should be like you, baby.” “Under indictment, you mean?” “Get back to work,” she said. HE
THOUGHT HE’D HAVE trouble getting
back into the book, but he looked at the last sentence he’d written and
remembered what he’d planned to write next, and once he’d put the words down
there were more words to follow them. He was on a break, cracking a
fresh pack of cigarettes, when she called again to report Esther Blinkoff at
Crown had come up with the floor bid. In return, she got to make a final offer
when all the other participants had finished bidding. “US and “What’s the floor?” “I was coming to that. One
point one.” “Million.” “Duh.” “Jesus. Well, I guess my
personal Philip Marlowe can order doubles if he wants. It sounds like I’m going
to be able to afford to cover his tab. One million one hundred thousand.
Where’d the point one come from?” “It’s coming from Crown, but
it was my idea and I was ready to fight for it. An even million sounds
preemptive, even if everybody jumps up and down and calls it a floor. The extra
hundred thousand makes the whole number sound like a step in the right
direction.” The extra hundred thousand was
substantially higher all by itself than his highest previous advance. “Plus,” she said, “if all the
other players keep their hands in their pockets, we’ve got a hundred thousand
more than we’d have otherwise.” “There’s that.” “You know what’s a shame? The
world never knew you were a suspect in the whorehouse murders, and now they
don’t get to learn you’ve been cleared.” “It’ll probably come out.
Everything seems to, sooner or later.” “Yeah, but after the auction.” “Ah,” he said. “Not
necessarily.” “Oh?” “Not if somebody leaked it.” “Holy shit. Now why the hell
didn’t I think of that myself? I know Liz Smith well enough to call her . . .” “Or Page Six.” “Page Six first, to tell them
the police have talked to you in connection with the triple killing, di dah di
dah di dah, and then Liz Smith so she can rush to your defense and tell the world
yes, they talked to you, and they cleared you. I’ll call right now. Wait a
minute. Will I be breaking any laws?” “You’ll be pissing a few
people off,” he said, “but I can’t see where you’ll be doing anything illegal.
They didn’t even ask us not to talk to anybody.” “I’m sure they never thought
they had to. What about your lawyer? Is he one of the people I’ll be pissing
off?” “What do you care? Anyway,
he’ll figure the cops leaked it.” “And they might, so I’d better
get cracking. Bye, sweetie.” He put down the phone and went
over to the window. Below his window, a black man in camo fatigues went through
the blue garbage can, selecting aluminum cans for redemption. Recycling didn’t
seem to work in Across the street, a man with
a clipboard was leading a dozen people on a walking tour of the Village. Willa
Cather had lived on this block, and maybe he’d tell them as much and point out
the house. They shuffled on by, leaving Creighton with a view of the old man
leaning in the doorway. He’d seen him before, in his
plaid shirt and the pants from an old suit. Homeless, he guessed, or the next
thing to it, but too proud or not desperate enough to root around in garbage
cans. Maybe he’d go downstairs, take
the old fellow to the Corner Bistro and buy him a burger. One point one, Jesus,
he could damn well afford it. He went back to the computer
first, to tinker with the last sentence he’d written, and when he looked up an
hour had gone by and he’d written a page and a half. He stood up, rubbed his
eyes, yawned. One point one. He ought to
call somebody, but who was there to call? And what kind of conversation could
he have with someone he hadn’t talked to since before Marilyn Fairchild’s death
had changed his life? He could call Karin, tell her
her money was safe, tell her the kids weren’t going to have to worry about
money for college. But shouldn’t he wait until after the auction? He was hungry, he was thirsty,
he’d done a good day’s work, and damned if he wasn’t on the verge of genuine
success. Blair Creighton had managed to get by, and that was no mean
accomplishment in the field he’d chosen, but John Blair Creighton . . . Look out, Grisham. Not so
fast, Clancy. And you better watch your ass, Steve King. He grabbed his cigarettes,
checked to make sure he had his wallet, and got the hell out of there. When he
hit the street he looked around for the old guy he’d seen earlier, but he’d
drifted off, missing out on his chance for a Bistro Burger. And the Bistro
could wait, because why not take the bull by the horns? He started walking, and when
people looked his way he looked right back at them. EDDIE
RAGAN LOOKED UP when the door opened,
and he figured his face showed about as much as it did when he played poker.
All in all, he did pretty well at poker. “John,” he said. “Been a
while.” “Well, I’ve been busy, Eddie.
Better let me have a Pauli Girl.” “You got it.” And he sat where he always sat
and got a cigarette going and looked at the TV, where Gene Fullmer and Carmen
Basilio were duking it out on the classic sports channel. Basilio was bleeding
so bad he must have needed a transfusion afterward, and even in black and white
it was pretty gruesome. Nowadays they’d stop it, but this was from before the
sport got so candy-ass. Creighton drank some beer,
looked around, saw Max the Poet. “Max,” he said. Max looked up from his book,
looked over the tops of his glasses at Creighton, said, “John. Haven’t seen you
in a while.” “No, it’s been a while,”
Creighton agreed. “Well, you didn’t miss much,”
Max said. “Everything jake with you, John?” “Jake indeed. And with you,
Max?” “Oh, I can’t complain,” said
Max the Poet. I love this job, Eddie thought. twelve ON THE
FLIGHT HOME from Dallas-Fort Worth, his seat companion in the front cabin was a ruddy-faced Texan
with a GI haircut and intelligent brown eyes under a heavy ridge of brow.
Buckling up, the man said, “If there was no other reason to hate the goddamn
Arabs, and there’s plenty, what they’ve done to air travel would do for me. The
airport security measures just drive a man crazy. Anything under five hundred
miles, I get in the car and drive.” “It’s a difficult situation,”
Buckram said. “I know, but it’d be
comforting to think there was a guiding intelligence behind it all. I saw them
pull a woman out of line for one of their random searches and I swear she was
eighty years old and used an aluminum walker. Meantime how hard is it to get a
gun onto an airplane? All you have to do is tuck it in your turban.” “They’re afraid to get
criticized for racial profiling.” “There’s a difference between
stopping cars because the drivers are black and paying extra attention to
people who flat out look like terrorists. I’ll tell you, my doctor wanted to
schedule me for an MRI last week. Don’t bother, I told him. I’m flying to He hadn’t heard that one, and
laughed. “Listen,” the man said, “I
like to talk, but I hate to inflict myself on someone who’d rather read, so if
you brought a book along. . .” “It’s in my checked luggage,
and I’d rather have human company anyway” “Well, I’m not sure I
qualify,” the man said. “Some would argue otherwise. Name’s Bob Wilburn, from “Fran Buckram, from “I already knew that.” “Well, all I have to do is
open my mouth and people know I’m from “I expect they do, but I
already knew your name, too. Recognized you from your photographs. You’re the
fellow who made “I had a lot of help.” “Can I ask what brought you to
“Hardly that. I was giving a
talk last night to a roomful of businessmen in “Not the Pericles Club? Damn
it all, I go to that more months than I miss, and I’d’ve been there last night
if I paid attention to my mail and knew who the speaker was. I’m sorry I didn’t
get to hear you.” “You didn’t miss much,”
Buckram told him. IT
HAD GONE WELL enough. They’d flown
him first class on American, met him at DFW in a limousine, put him up at the
Four Seasons. The club premises were Now he was on his way home,
$3,500 to the good, less a third to the lecture bureau that made his bookings.
That meant he’d net $2,366.67 (and he wished they’d raise his price a hundred
dollars, just so they’d be dealing in round numbers) which was not bad
compensation for being well treated and fussed over while he gave a talk he’d
given so many times he could do it in his sleep. It changed, of course,
according to circumstances and what was on his mind, and, he supposed, the
phases of the moon. But it didn’t vary much, and the fact that it got an
increasingly favorable reception bothered him. He was getting good at it, but
what he was becoming good at was performance. He felt like an actor in a
long run of a Broadway show. He thought of Carol Channing, touring forever with
Hello, Dolly, playing the same part in the same show a couple of hundred
times a year. How could she stand it? Why would she want to? And the conversations over
cocktails, the chatting with his dinner partners, the smiles and handshakes and
photos taken, they were all part of the performance, ad-libbed for the occasion
but nevertheless the same. The hardest part used to be during the Q&A, when
he had to answer a question without letting on that he’d been asked it a few
hundred times. But he’d learned how to do that, too. It had felt phony at
first, but now it just felt like part of what he did, and what did that make
him? “ONE
THING I HEARD,” Bob Wilburn said,
“is you might be the next mayor.” “You heard that all the way
down in “Heard it in “That’s a long ways off,” he
said. “And that’s a good way to
answer the question, or to not answer it. Here’s another question—why in the
hell would anybody want the job?” He laughed. “Beats me, Bob.” “What was it that fellow said?
His name slips my mind, but you know who I mean. Talks like he swallowed the
dictionary.” “William F. Buckley.” “That’s the fellow. Ran for
mayor of “It’s a good line.” “It’s a damn good line. You
want the job, Fran?” “I don’t know.” “That sounds honest.” “It is.” “It’s an important job.
Somebody’s got to do it, and when you know you’d be good at it—” “I’m not as sure of that as I
used to be,” he said. “After 9/11, I looked at Rudy and watched him do
everything right, and I don’t know if I could have done that well.” “A time like that, a man finds
out what he can and can’t do. I don’t know, Fran. Politics? I pay too much
money to too many politicians to have a lot of illusions about the whole
business. God knows I’ve never wanted to go into it myself.” “Neither have I,” he said.
“All I ever wanted to do was be a cop.” THAT
WASN’T ENTIRE LY TRUE. His father
was a cop, and when he was a little kid of course what he wanted was to wear a
blue uniform and carry a gun and do what his daddy did. But that changed, and
he grew up knowing a cop was the one thing he definitely did not want to be.
“It’s steady,” his father told him, “and a man can take some pride in it, but
it’s no life for a kid with a head on his shoulders. You’re cut out for
something better, Fran. You don’t want to wind up like your old man.” Francis X. Buckram had come
home from World War II and traded a khaki uniform for a blue one and never got
out of it. He was a beat cop for the rest of his life, on his feet most of the
time, and those feet had never been right since the Then, two months before he
could have watched his son graduate from Colgate, Frank came home from work and
told his wife he didn’t feel so hot. “I’ll call the doctor,” she said. “It’s nothing,” he said, and
sat down in his chair. His eyes widened, as if he saw something that surprised
him, and then he slumped in his chair and died. It was, they told his wife, a
massive myocardial infarction, which was another way of saying a heart attack.
At least he didn’t suffer, they told her, and she said, Oh, a lot you know,
for didn’t that man suffer his whole life? Fran flew home for the wake
and the funeral mass, then hurried back to finish school. He’d delayed choosing
among the law schools that had accepted him, and now he wrote them all and said
he’d be unable to come. He didn’t want to be a lawyer. He wanted to be a cop,
under it all he’d always wanted to be a cop. When his father’s friends—cops,
all of them—came up to him at the wake, many of them said, You’re making
something of yourself, you’re going to be a lawyer, your dad was so proud of
you, that’s all he talked about. When he caught a break,
parlaying a good arrest into a promotion to detective, his mother was there to
see him get his gold shield. She kissed him and said, Oh, Fran, if he could
see you now. Later, he wondered how to take her words. If Frank Buckram
could see him now, then what? Would he shake his hand or shake his head? Slap
him on the back or across the face? When he came back from “So proud,” she said. “Your
poor father, how proud he’d be. His heart’d be bursting, he’d be so proud.” And now? He was flying first
class, he was staying in good hotels, he was getting paid good money to say the
same thing over and over. Men with too much money were willing to give some of
it to him so he could try to get a job nobody in his right mind would want. How proud would the old man be
now? BUCKRAM
WAS INDEED AN Irish name, he told
Wilburn. It was also an English word, meaning a stiff cotton fabric used in
bookbinding, and he’d checked the etymology once and learned the word had
antecedents in Middle English and Old French, and derived ultimately from Bokhara,
in The Irish had no connection to
that part of the world, unless they were indeed one of the Ten Lost Tribes. The
name was an Anglicization of a Gaelic name that started out Buccrough—and
ended in any of several unpronounceable ways. It wasn’t a common name in Wilburn said, “There was talk
that you might get your old job back. That the new fellow might appoint you.” “We discussed it,” he said,
amazed to be talking so openly with a stranger. He’d had a Bloody Mary shortly
after takeoff, but when did one drink ever loosen his tongue? He’d always been
able to knock them back with the heavy hitters without fear that the slightest
indiscretion would pass his lips. No, he evidently felt like talking, and he
didn’t think the drink had anything to do with it. “You didn’t want it or he
didn’t want to offer it?” “I wanted it, and he’d have
liked to give it to me,” he said, “and we both realized it wasn’t a good idea.
Rudy’d hired me and fired me, and Rudy’s endorsement put him in “Likes his own place better,
does he?” “—and he couldn’t start off
his own term putting me back in as commissioner without biting the hand that
fed him, and publicly at that. He’s in an awkward position anyway, coming in on
the heels of a hero, and one who’d still have the job if the voters had
anything to say about it.” “Never did understand the
logic of term limits. But it’s all politics, isn’t it?” The Texan shook his
head. “Politics. Why would a man want to involve himself in all of that?” THERE
WAS NO CAR meeting him at JFK. He
got his bag from the carousel and waited in the taxi queue for a cab. The
driver’s name ended in -pour, which probably meant he was an Iranian.
Whatever he was, he drove like a cowboy on crystal meth. His apartment was on East
Sixty-seventh, in one of the white brick monstrosities he’d proposed for
landmark status. His weekly cleaning woman, a cheerful young Nicaraguan with
about twenty English words at her command, had shown up in his absence, and the
place was immaculate. He unpacked, checked the mail, and returned phone calls,
then ducked around the corner to drink a cup of coffee and read a newspaper. There was more on the triple
homicide on Nothing funny about the
murders. What was funny—funny peculiar, not funny ha-ha—was the illusion of a
link to the murder last month in the Village, the real estate agent who got her
neck wrung by the writer. Both premises were cleaned regularly by the same
individual. That wasn’t much of a stretch, but when you added in the fact that
the individual was also the first person on the scene at both venues it became
dramatically more significant. Funny, too, was the fact that
the information had gotten out. Maury Winters, whom he’d last seen getting his
pipes cleaned under the table at L’Aiglon d’Or, was the writer’s lawyer, and he
supposed Maury must have leaked the story to a press contact. It was the kind
of thing that could cloud the open-and-shut case against what’s-his-name,
Creighton, and you could be sure Maury would bring it up in court. He was done with the story,
done with a sidebar column playing up the human angle, when something clicked
and he checked the names of the victims. The madam was one Mary Mulvaney,
forty-four, with an Jesus, he knew Molly Mulvaney
Had known her, anyway She’d been a witness twenty-plus years ago, she’d been
one of three high-ticket hookers who’d been partying in a Kips Bay penthouse
with Tiny Tom Nappi, a midlevel mob guy whose sobriquet derived not from his
stature, which was neither tall nor short, but from his sexual equipment, which
was rumored to be in the same league with John Dillinger’s and Milton Berle’s.
Nappi had said he wanted to die in a room full of booze and pussy and cocaine,
and he got his wish, though probably not the way he had in mind. He’d gone to
answer the door, and was shot through the peephole. The large-caliber slug went
in through his eye and blew out most of the back of his head. Molly hadn’t seen anything,
and was bright enough to have kept her mouth shut even if there had been
anything to see. Buckram had caught the case—which they’d solved in the sense
that they knew who’d ordered the hit and had a pretty good idea who’d pulled
the trigger, but never had enough to charge anybody. And he’d interrogated Molly
Mulvaney at length, and liked her. They’d even flirted a little, although he’d
made sure it didn’t go beyond that. She wasn’t really in the game, she’d told
him. She just liked to party, and the life was kind of exciting, but this was
more excitement than she’d signed on for, thank you very much, and what she
thought she’d do was get the hell back to Fordham Road and marry a fireman. Or
maybe a cop, she’d said, if I knew where to find a real cute one. If she’d gone back to the
Bronx she hadn’t stayed, and if she’d married her fireman it hadn’t worked out,
but she’d evidently found the right way to be in the life, moving into
management and letting younger bodies do the heavy lifting. Kept regular hours,
made a decent living, lived in a good neighborhood. Nothing wrong with that,
the illegality of it aside, until somebody beat her brains out with a hammer,
and why in God’s name would anybody want to do that? They’d be checking everything
out, and of course they’d checked Creighton and of course he’d been cleared,
and the coincidence of the Pankow kid threw a big monkey wrench into the middle
of things, but they’d check Molly’s book, and that would probably upset a lot
of citizens and screw up a few of their marriages. And they’d track down the
other girls who worked for her, or had worked for her in the recent past, and
they’d look for somebody with a grudge. If Molly was mobbed up—and she had to
be to some extent or other, she was too hip to try riding bareback— they’d look
for the OC connection, and lots of luck to them on that one. Would they close it? The easy
ones broke for you in the first forty-eight hours, and that hadn’t happened,
but that only meant it wasn’t going to be easy, not that it wasn’t going to be
closed. He sat there, in the Joseph Abboud suit he’d worn to He’d been figuring out what
he’d be doing if it were his case. And, he realized, that’s what he really
wanted. Not to run around the country telling people what they already knew.
Not to hold office, whether it was mayor or commissioner of police. What he wanted was to be out
there on the street, running an investigation, working a case. THERE
WAS A PHONE call he’d tried to
return earlier, to a cop he’d known years ago by the name of Jimmy Galvin.
They’d lost touch, and the message on his voice mail hadn’t indicated the
reason for the call. Probably to tell him somebody had died, he figured. More
and more, that’s what a call from the past meant. Somebody else was gone, and
somebody wanted to make sure you got the news. He called back and got a
machine with a canned message, not even Galvin’s voice, and he left his name
and number and forgot about it, and he was trying to decide where to go for
dinner when the phone rang, and it was Galvin. They exchanged pleasantries, and
he scanned his memory for the name of Galvin’s wife and came up empty. If he’d
ever known it, he didn’t know it now. “How’s Mrs. G.?” he asked. “Well, there you go,” Galvin
said. “I retired a little over three years ago, figuring I’d get to spend a
little more time around the house, and it turned out she liked me better when I
wasn’t around so much. So she went and got herself a divorce, and I’m living in
“I’m sorry to hear that,” he
said. “I’d heard you retired, but I hadn’t heard about the divorce.” “It’s not so bad, Fran. I have
to do my own wash and fix my own meals, but you get used to that. The hard part
is now I have to break my own balls.” “Trust me,” he said. “You get
used to that, too.” They talked a little about
being divorced and learning to be single again. Galvin said he figured it would
be easier if he had a real job. He was working on a private license, and the
dough was okay, what with the pension he got from the city. But the work was
irregular, with long stretches of nothing to do, and the inactivity got to him. “I don’t know, Fran. I was
thinking, but you probably got things you have to do. I mean, you had the top
job, you’re an important guy . . .” “Jim, I was important for
fifteen minutes. Now all I am is out of work.” “Yeah? What I was thinking,
you feel like getting together for a drink?” Just what he needed, a boozy
evening with a cop who put in his papers just in time to see his life
disintegrate. But he found himself saying that might work, that he’d enjoy it. “There’s this place,” he said.
“I been dropping in there, you might like it. . .” He thought, Jesus, not a cop
bar. He tried to think of an alternative to suggest, but Galvin surprised him. “It’s called Stelli’s,” he
said. “Up on What the hell, he’d been trying
to figure out what to do about dinner. “Dinner sounds good,” he said. “Say
eight o’clock?” “Perfect. I’m trying to
remember the cross street, Fran. It’s in the Eighties, and above Eighty-sixth,
I know that much—” “I know the place,” he said.
“We’d better have a reservation.” “I guess we’ll need one, if
we’re gonna have dinner.” “I’ll make the call, Jim.
Stelli’s at eight. I’ll look forward to it.” HE
WAS OUT THE door at six-forty-five
and caught a cab right away. This time the driver was a black man with a French
name. Haitian, he supposed, or possibly West African. Wherever he’d come from,
the guy’d been doing this long enough to know the city. He didn’t have to be
told where Stelli’s was. The name was enough. He drove right to it. thirteen GREGORY
SCHUYLER WAS a dear man, and, as
chairman of the board of the Museum of Contemporary Folk
Art, an important frog in the small pond Pomerance Gallery swam in. Whenever
Susan suggested lunch he was quick to select an impeccable restaurant, and
wouldn’t hear of her picking up the check, or even splitting it. And there was
no question of the museum reimbursing him. Not only did he volunteer no end of
unpaid hours to the museum, but he also gave them an annual donation in the
$50,000-$100,000 range, depending upon the fortunes of the Schuyler family
trust of which he was the principal beneficiary. He’d taken her to Correggio
and insisted they have the Chilean sea bass. Because it may be our last
chance, you know. The Australians say it’s being fished out and want everyone
to observe a moratorium. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t order it this
afternoon. Ours have already been caught, haven’t they? He was going on now about some
really exciting quilts, and she smiled and nodded in the right places without
paying a great deal of attention to the words. Had she ever seen what she would
regard as an exciting quilt? She understood quilts, she could tell the
outstanding from the merely expert, and she could appreciate the whole folk
tradition of quilting. She responded to the better examples of a wide variety
of quilts, from the pure Amish work (geometrically precise blocks of
unpatterned fabric) through the various complex patterns of American folk
tradition, to the sometimes astonishing painterly works of appliquй and embroidery
produced by sophisticated contemporary artists. The quilt that had come
closest to stirring her was a crazy quilt, entirely handmade, by an unknown She didn’t like the
quilt, didn’t see how anyone could like it, really, but it had that touch of
inner turmoil that had changed her life the day she saw it in Was it time to let Gregory
Schuyler know about Emory Allgood? She waited for a
conversational opening, then eased into it. “Have you been traveling, Gregory?
So many people seem to have lost their appetite for it.” “Oh, I know,” he said.
“Friends of ours were planning on a camel trek across “A cold day in hell,” she
said, “is when I trek across “My sentiments exactly, my
dear, but these friends of ours are intrepid travelers. Leif and Rachel
Halvorsen, do you know them? They go everywhere, they sleep in places one
wouldn’t want to drive past. After last September, they decided that this might
not be the year to go trekking anywhere in the “Where did they go instead?” “That’s the whole point, they
stayed home. Rachel told Caroline there was no end of places they’d have been
comfortable going, but they just wanted to be in “And this summer?” “Well, next month is Mostly
Mozart, and “Of—?” “Of the bombing. I’m sure
there’ll be ceremonies, and something awful on television, but I wonder if . .
.” “If something will happen?” “It’s funny, I didn’t want to
speak the words. Let’s get off that subject, shall we? I do think we’ll travel
in the early fall, but I really don’t know where. Caroline always wants to go
to “Just so you’re home the
beginning of November.” “Oh, I’m certain we will be.
But why?” “Or even late October, so you
can have an early look. I’ve got a show coming up that I’m over the moon about.” “Oh, how exciting! New work by
one of my favorites?” He was mad about Jeffcoate
Walker, buying for his own collection as well as the museum’s, which had led
Susan to speculate that he had depths no one suspected. As it was, Gregory
Schuyler was an enigma, married for years to a beautiful woman but fitted out
with the sensibilities and refined elegance of a homosexual. His manner was
distinctly gay, but his energy was not, and she’d often caught him looking at
women in a way she’d never seen him look at men. The common wisdom with such
men was that they were so deep in the closet they didn’t even know it
themselves, and she supposed it was possible, and how could you disprove a
premise like that, anyway? Until they invented an instrument to read a man’s
unconscious mind, the argument would remain moot. “New work,” she said, “by an
artist I know you haven’t seen before, because no one has. He’s my own
discovery, Gregory, and I’m sure he’s mad as a hatter, but what he’s done with
it is absolutely incredible.” “That is exciting. A
painter?” “A sculptor. An assembler,
really, and unlike anyone you’ve ever seen.” “African-American?” “Yes.” “I won’t say they seem to have
a gift for it, that’s as patronizing as prattling about a natural sense of
rhythm, but much of the best work in that vein is African-American, isn’t it?
How ever did you find him, Susan? Did you go down to “He’s local.” “He’s a New Yorker?” She nodded. “Oh, I almost wish you hadn’t
told me. Now I can’t wait until the fall. Do I absolutely have to wait, Susan?
Can’t I have a sneak preview?” “You can have an early look,”
she said, “but not this early. Nobody’s seen the work yet, and nobody’s going
to see it for at least three months.” “That’s what? The middle of
October?” “As soon as I finish with jury
duty.” “Oh, dear. Suppose you get on
a case?” “I won’t. Maury Winters told
me how to make sure that doesn’t happen. I’ll just have to spend three days
sitting around a courthouse and being bored.” “Knowing you,” he said,
“you’ll run into somebody who does paintings on black velvet of Elvis Presley
turning into a werewolf. Does your new discovery have a name?” “He does, and I just wish I
could remember it.” “Susan, Susan, Susan. You’re
an impossible tease. I hope you know that.” “I know,” she said, “and it’s
completely unintentional. I wasn’t going to mention him at all, but—” “Oh, please. That’s why you
wanted to have lunch in the first place.” “Only to make sure you’d be in
town for the opening.” “I want first look, Susan.” “You’ll be one of the very
first.” “That’s not quite the same, is
it? Susan, you’re impossible. How can you build up my excitement and then leave
me like this?” The implied sexual metaphor
could only be intentional. And how would he react, she wondered, if she were to
crawl under the table right now and take his cock in her mouth? “Susan!” “What?” “You just had a wicked
thought, didn’t you? You did! Tell me.” “Oh, no,” she said. “I
couldn’t possibly.” HER
NIPPLES TINGLED. But then they always did. At
first, when the soreness wore off and left only the tingling, she thought this
was going to be too much to bear, walking around all the time in a state of
low-level stimulation. But then she found out that she got used to it, and felt
a little bit disappointed. But there was no cause for disappointment; what you
got used to, she came to realize, was being slightly excited all the time. It
didn’t stop working, you were still excited, but that degree of excitement
became your normal condition. Which was sort of fun. At first she couldn’t wait to
make another appointment and go get labial rings like Medea’s. She positioned
herself in front of a mirror and pretended she already had them and used her
fingers to open herself up. You could see better, she thought, without the
hair, and three days later, the earliest appointment she could get, she was
getting waxed by the woman whose number Medea had given her. There was nothing
sexual about the experience, except for the idea of it, but she couldn’t wait
to get in front of the mirror again. And of course she couldn’t stop touching
herself, and couldn’t stop watching herself touching herself, and when she was
through she lay there, feeling utterly wiped out, and her nipples were still
tingling. And she decided to wait on the
next piercing. There was no hurry, she decided, and it would be good to explore
one level before rushing on to the next one. What she couldn’t get over was
that she felt sexy all the time. She couldn’t credit this
entirely to the physical changes she’d recently made. That was a part of it,
but there’d been something going on before or she’d never have even considered
the piercing in the first place. Every day some thought or
presence would trigger an impulse not unlike the one that had put her on her
knees under the dinner table at L’Aiglon d’Or. But she wasn’t crazy. She
could have an impulse without having to act on it. She could imagine herself
doing certain things—and her imagination, she was just beginning to realize,
was as vast and as eccentric as the imaginations of the artists she was drawn
to. But she could enjoy the fantasy without having to transform it into
reality. And wasn’t that how you
distinguished the sane from the insane? Not by their thoughts but by their
actions. In her imagination, for
example, she seduced Chloe. She couldn’t believe it would
be terribly difficult. Come into the back office, she’d say. There’s
something I’d like to show you. And, with the door closed, she’d open her
blouse. She’d have gone bra-less that day in preparation for this, or she’d
have ducked into the loo and removed her bra, so she could bare herself as
artlessly as Chloe had when she pulled down her scoop-necked blouse and showed
her treasures. Look what I’ve done, Chloe! You inspired me. I kept thinking
how lovely your breasts looked and the next thing I knew . . . Or she’d say, Do you like
the way they look? Yours are bigger, aren’t they. Could you show me yours
again, Chloe? And she’d make a fuss over them, and maybe reach out and cup
the girl’s breast, she could feel it in her hand right now, just thinking about
it. Or she could lean forward and press her breasts against Chloe. And she’d say something like, Oh,
do you know what else I did? And she’d drop her skirt and step out of it,
and take off her panties, or better yet have removed them in advance, or not
worn them at all that day. And she’d show herself to Chloe, and Chloe would be
stunned, she wouldn’t know what to say or do or even think, but she’d be turned
on a little, even if she’d never done any girl-girl stuff, even if she’d never
even thought about it. Now show me yours, Chloe. Oh, I couldn’t. Oh, please, I want to see
it. But I have hair. I don’t care, I want to see
it. . . And she’d have her, right
there in the office. EXCEPT
SHE WOULDN’T. NONE of it would
happen, she wouldn’t allow it to happen. She’d be inviting disaster, ruining a
satisfactory working relationship, and, if by some chance life didn’t happen to
follow her script, messing things up with results she could only begin to
imagine. And you didn’t have to seek
adventure. If you prepared yourself for it, it would come to you. Days after her waxing, the
phone rang, and it was the man from They met in He couldn’t see, wouldn’t know
what to expect, and she’d lower herself onto him. He’d smell her sex first, and
then she’d be sitting on his face . . . “You’re different,” he said. The words startled her,
fitting in so perfectly to her reverie. She recovered and asked what was so
different about her. “I don’t know, Susan, but
something’s changed. Is your hair the same? You’re smiling, you look like the
fucking Mona Lisa. It’s not your hair. You look sensational, but you always
look sensational. What is it?” “You’ll see.” He was staying at the No restraints, no hood, but
she could still act out her fantasy. She teased him a little longer, then moved
to squat on her haunches, positioning herself over his face. “You can open your
eyes now,” she said, and she let him look at her for just a couple of seconds
before she lowered herself onto his mouth. Afterward, he couldn’t get
over the nipple rings, the waxed loins. “I knew something was different. I
thought you were going to show me a tattoo, a butterfly on your thigh,
something like that. I had no idea you were so kinky.” “I’m a work in progress,” she
told him. He made her stay the night,
which was a first, and demonstrated a propensity for kinkiness all his own. The
next day she skipped lunch and went on a buying spree at the Pleasure Chest.
The sales clerk was a gay man with a physique straight out of He helped her get everything
into a cab. “Have fun,” he told her. “But, uh, don’t use everything at once.” SHE
WAS A WORK in progress. The phrase
had sprung glibly to her lips, but later she realized how appropriate it was. A
work of mad folk art, perhaps, but very much a work in progress. And not off-the-wall mad,
because she was able to choose what was to remain fantasy and what was to be
enjoyed in the flesh. So she didn’t dart under the
table at Correggio, or let the lunch conversation amount to anything more than
the lightest sort of flirting. Gregory Schuyler’s good opinion was far too
important for her to jeopardize it for whatever rewards his pale body might
provide. She was back at the gallery in
time to receive a call from Reginald Barron. Uncle Emory had completed another
piece, and would she want to include it in the show? “And he’s working on another.
He’ll do like that, one right after the other, and then he’ll just stop for a
spell. I know you were talking about having a catalog prepared, so you’d need
to have everything by a certain date.” She thought of his youth, his
broad-shouldered masculinity, his adorable shyness. I have gold studs in my
titties, Reginald. I have a hairless pussy. Do you want to come over and play? “That’s very thoughtful,” she
told him. “Suppose we use the end of the month as a cutoff date? I’ll arrange
to come by then and pick up whatever’s completed.” And then she’d make another
run to Brooklyn a week or two before the show; the catalog would already be
closed by then, but if there was any Emory Allgood work outstanding, she wanted
it in her storage locker, not where some smooth opportunist could snatch it out
from under her. After she’d hung up she had a
thought. Suppose she rang him back, asked him if he could possibly come in
today with the piece he’d called about. If it wasn’t too big, if he could get
it into a cab . . . No, the only reason she
thought of that was because, if he brought the piece to the gallery—or, even
better, to her apartment—she could have him out of his pants and into hers in
nothing flat. And that was something she was determined not to let happen. Not until after his uncle’s
show. SHE
SENT CHLOE HOME at five, stayed on
herself for another hour and a half. She walked home, detouring to pick up half
of a barbecued chicken at Boston Market. She ate it at her kitchen table— she
had an eat-in kitchen, Marilyn Fairchild had found her a sweetheart of an
apartment—and then drew a tub and soaked in it. Lying there, she felt herself
stirred, and touched herself. Just a little. She dried off and got in bed
and played some more. Not all of the paraphernalia from Pleasure Chest required
a partner, so she tried out some of her new toys. But she reined herself in,
didn’t let herself climax, because it was Friday night and she felt adventurous
and you could have a good time all by yourself, you could have an orgasm as
powerful as the best anyone else could give you, but what you couldn’t have was
an adventure. She thought about the men she
could call, and a woman or two she could probably call, but none of them were
what she wanted, not tonight. She wanted a stranger. Marilyn Fairchild had found
herself a stranger, one who’d turned out to be a little stranger than she’d
bargained for. God, what an awful thing. And what could it have been like for
her, those last few moments? Maybe she was unconscious,
passed out. Maybe she never saw it coming, maybe it was over before she knew
it. But maybe not. She imagined hands on her
throat, a weight pressing down on her. Asphyxiation was supposed to have an
erotic element, God only knew how many idiots died every year hanging themselves
to intensify their orgasms. It was probably safer with a partner—if you wanted
that kind of thing, and if you trusted the person to know when to stop. Maybe Marilyn had wanted
Creighton to choke her—just a little, just to get her over the edge. Maybe his
hands had had a mind of their own. Maybe she came and went, just
like that. She should run it by Maury.
Maybe he could try it as a defense strategy if all else failed. Except lots of
people had tried variations of that, hadn’t they? It was rough sex, that’s
the way she wanted it, and it just went too far. Had any jury ever bought
that one? If so, she couldn’t remember it. Well, she didn’t want to get
what Marilyn got. But she wanted some excitement, a stranger if not a
strangler. Where should she go looking for him? She put on makeup and perfume.
Changed her earrings for her amethyst studs. Put on a little black dress with
not a thing under it except the gold in her nipples. Slipped on a pair of
Blahniks, changed her mind, went with the Prada pumps. Like it mattered, like
anybody was going to be looking at her shoes. She had to wait ten minutes
for a cab. “Stelli’s,” she told the driver. “Do you know where that is?” fourteen AUCTION
TIME. He didn’t see why he should
feel anxious. He remembered something Lee Trevino had said in response to talk
about the pressure involved in trying to sink a putt in a tournament playoff: Pressure?
If you make it you get a million dollars, but if you miss it you still get half
a million. That’s not pressure. Pressure’s when you’re in a two-dollar And where was the pressure for
him? Esther Blinkoff at Crown had already given a floor bid of more money than
he had ever expected to find on a contract with his name on it. The worst that
could happen, the absolute worst that could happen, was that the other four
prospective bidders would hear the numbers Crown had put on the board, shrug
their shoulders, and go home. And he’d get an advance of $1,100,000. He’d been up late the night
before, fooling around on the computer, then channel surfing. AMC was running It must have been close to
three when he got into bed, and not quite eight when he rolled out of it. He
was working on his second cup of coffee when the phone rang at ten after nine,
and it was Roz. “The horses are at the
starting gate,” she said. “Actually they’re just leaving the paddock, because I
don’t start making calls until ten o’clock. Is this your first auction, John?
Well, do you know how it goes?” “The high bidder gets me.” “I mean the mechanics of it.
They’re all at their desks, and I call one of them and tell them where the
bidding stands, and they go into a huddle and get back to me, and then I call
the next one. It’s not like sitting in the gallery at Christie’s and bing
bang boom it’s over. It can take all day, and sometimes more than a day.” “So this could be continued on
Monday?” “No,” she said, “because
everybody’s on notice that today is the day, and by five o’clock you’re going
to have a new publisher. Or a new old publisher, if you wind up with Esther.” “At one point one.” “Or at x-point-x,
if she exercises her topping privileges, which she got by giving us the floor.” “Do the others all know about
the floor?” “Honey,” she said, “everybody
in Publisher’s Lunch was a daily e-newsletter, full of industry news and
gossip and free on request. He’d subscribed for a while, then unsubscribed when
he realized how much time it was draining out of his day. The fact that they’d
reported the floor bid somehow made it more real. “John,” she was saying, “what
I want to know is whether or not you want me to keep you in the picture. I can
call you whenever somebody bids or passes, but I know you’re working on the
book, and maybe you’d rather not be interrupted, in which case you won’t hear from
me unless there’s something I need to clear with you. Or until the auction is
over, whichever comes first.” He said the latter sounded
like a good idea. She agreed, and they wished each other luck, and after she
rang off he realized she’d sounded faintly disappointed by his choice. And why
wouldn’t she be? She was sitting all alone in her office, running a drawn-out
auction over the phone, and he was telling her no, he didn’t want to share the
excitement with her. Far as that went, she wasn’t
the only one he’d just disappointed. He rang her back. “Changed my
mind,” he said. “Yes, keep me posted.” “If it’s gonna interfere with
your writing—” “Who are we kidding? What am I
going to get written today, whether or not the phone rings? You know what I
realized? I’m in a profession that’s supposed to be glamorous, and maybe it is,
if you’re sitting upstairs of a garage in Moline, Illinois, typing away and
dreaming of someday seeing your words in print. But when you’re doing it, all
it is is a combination of daydreaming and word processing.” “And?” “And here’s the one time in a
writer’s life when it’s genuinely exciting, and the horses are leaving the
paddock, and I’ve got a fistful of tickets, and here I am telling you I don’t
want to watch the race, just call me when it’s over. So I changed my mind.” HE’D
FIGURED WORK WAS out of the
question, but decided there was no reason why he couldn’t tinker with what he’d
written earlier that week. He went over what he’d printed out, noting typos,
finding and fixing the occasional infelicitous phrase. He was entering his
changes on the computer when she called at ten-fifteen. “I drew lots,” she said, “and
called Putnam first, and they didn’t have to go into a huddle, they’d already
gone into their huddle because they knew what the floor was. They bid one point
two.” “That’s more than one point
one.” “You could have been an
accountant, did anybody ever tell you that? The important thing is they’re in.
I’d rather have a slight increment from them than a big jump now.” “Why’s that?” “Psychologically I think it’s
better at this stage. Anyway, I knew Gloria wouldn’t try a preemptive overcall,
if you don’t mind a bridge term in the middle of an auction, because it’s not
her style, which is why I called her first.” “I thought you drew lots.” “No, why on earth would I do
that? I know what order I want them in. I said I drew lots, because that makes
it sound fair, and they pretended to believe me, but I didn’t and they know I
didn’t.” “Wheels within wheels,” he
said. “Now I’m waiting to hear from “Uh-huh. Are you?” “Time of my life,” she said.
“Stay close to the phone, okay?” IN
THE BEGINNING, A rejection slip
with a handwritten Sorry! on it was encouraging, while an actual note
saying that they’d liked his story (albeit not enough to publish it) was cause
for minor celebration. His first sale was to a little magazine that paid in
copies, but it was his first sale, for God’s sake, and what difference did it
make how much they did or didn’t pay him? It was never about the money.
He hadn’t gotten into the business to get rich—and, indeed, hadn’t thought of
it as a business when he got into it. It was what he wanted to do, and he had
the unwarranted self-assurance to believe he’d be able to make a living at it. And, one way or another, he
had. Somebody (he was pretty sure it was James Michener) had said somewhere
that a writer could make a fortune in But there were others who
didn’t hit the list or line up for food stamps, people like him who came out
with a new book every year or two, and wrote short stories, and did some
reviewing, wrote the occasional article. Picked up a few dollars running the
odd workshop at a writers’ conference, critiquing manuscripts, looking good for
the wannabes. Knocking out a novelization of a film, or a TV tie-in, or
whatever someone would pay you to write quickly and under a pseudonym. Writing, and turning a buck at
it. Never getting rich, always getting by. But it had gotten harder in
recent years, and not just for him. Increasingly, the top and bottom grew at
the expense of the middle. Michener’s half-truth was becoming unqualified fact.
You could make a fortune as a writer, but you couldn’t make a living. And it was beginning to look
as though he was going to be one of the ones who made a fortune. Of course,
whether or not he would get to spend any of it was an open question. “ST.
MARTIN’S JUST BID one point
three.” “A subtle pattern begins to emerge.” “Next up is Simon & Schuster,
then Little, Brown.” “This could be a long day.” “Jesus, let’s hope so,” she
said. TREVINO
MIGHT BE RIGHT about pressure, but
there was a difference between pressure and excitement. He wasn’t under any
pressure right now, there was nothing he had to do, nothing expected of him.
After the deal was done, when he had to sit down and produce a book to justify
an advance of one point one or two or three or four million dollars, that’s
when the pressure would come in. Right now it was exciting. He
couldn’t work on the book, not even on polishing what he’d written. As edgy as
he felt right now, he’d wind up changing things for the worse. He stood up, paced the floor,
went over to the shelf with his books, and took down a copy of Edged Weapons.
He read the front matter—the dedication, the acknowledgments, and an
epigraph quote from “The Death of the Hired Man,” by Robert Frost. He’d paid
something like a hundred dollars for permission to use it— authors had to pay
for permissions themselves, he’d been chagrined to learn—and, reading it now,
he wondered why he’d spent the money. He loved the poem, he’d reread the whole
thing not that long ago, but the lines he’d quoted didn’t seem to him to have
much to do with his stories. Maybe he’d just wanted Robert
Frost’s name in a book of his, and maybe it was worth a hundred bucks to make
it happen. “JOHN?
HOW ARE YOU holding up?” “I’m fine,” he said. “I was
just reading my favorite author.” “John O’Hara, if I remember correctly.” He laughed out loud. “Well,
you’re right,” he said, “but I was reading a guy named Blair Creighton.” “Ah, my favorite
author. But not Simon & Schuster’s, I’m afraid. They decided to pass.” “Oh.” “I’m not surprised. Claire was
hot to trot, but she didn’t get the support she wanted upstairs. Don’t be
disappointed.” “Okay.” “Because I called Geoffrey at
Little, Brown, and he didn’t have to go into a huddle, he knew what he was
going to bid. You want to hear?” “Do I want to hear? No, why on
earth would I want to hear?” “Two million dollars. John?
Are you sitting down?” “I am now.” “That’s why I wanted to call
him last, I figured he’d jump. My guess, that’s as high as we’re going, unless
Esther exercises her topping privileges. Are you okay? You’re not saying
anything.” “I’m speechless.” “You have a right to be. My
next call’s to Putnam, but every-body’ll be at lunch now.” “Is it lunchtime already?” “It’s almost one o’clock. Make
yourself a sandwich. Or pick up the phone and order something.” “I don’t think I can eat.” “Ha! Neither can I. If you go
out—” “I’m not going anywhere.” “Well, if you do, be back by
two-thirty, okay? And keep the line open.” THE
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS PAGE OF Edged
Weapons thanked the magazines in
which each of the stories had previously appeared. He couldn’t remember what
each had paid him, but one $5,000 sale to Playboy accounted for well
over half the total. (They’d never bought another, and the one they took wasn’t
particularly sexy or, he thought, especially strong. He guessed the editor had
just liked it.) He’d received a $5,000 advance for the collection, and it had
earned that and a few thousand dollars more, between the hardcover and trade
paperback editions. And there’d been some foreign sales, and every once in a
blue moon someone would reprint one of the stories in an anthology, and he’d
get a check for one or two hundred dollars. Of course he got some reviews,
he drew some attention. One of the stories, about a young man concerned about
his sexual identity, drew several fan letters, all of them from young men with
similar concerns. He hadn’t written back, or kept the letters, but he’d been
glad to receive them. “PUTNAM
JUST WEIGHED IN with two point
two.” “No kidding.” “They surprised me. I thought
Geoffrey’s bump would knock Gloria out of the game. It’s not horse races or
bridge anymore, did you notice? All of a sudden it’s poker.” “And now it’s up to . . .” “ WHEN
HE GOT TO the contents page he remembered
how he’d agonized over it, arranging and rearranging the stories, trying to put
them in the perfect order. He’d first considered arranging them
chronologically, but in the order they were written or the order they were
published? Then it struck him that no one cared about the chronology, that
there should be a flow to the collection. He’d shuffled the poor stories like a
deck of cards, and couldn’t remember why he’d settled on the final lineup. If he had it to do over again,
he’d put them in alphabetical order. It was clear-cut, it was wonderfully
arbitrary, and how could you argue with it? That would have put “ Of course it was the story he
wanted to read, but he’d avoided doing so ever since he started work on the
book, and didn’t want to change things now. He read the one Playboy liked,
and followed it with the only story in the book that hadn’t managed to have a magazine
appearance. Maybe it was the contrarian in him, but he liked the unpublished
one better. “TWO
POINT FOUR.” “From “From “Really?” “I expected it, John. Geoffrey
made his best offer at the start. He loves your work, he liked it before all of
this, and he told me to congratulate you on finally getting the kind of money
you’ve deserved all along. He just can’t see how they can make money paying out
any more than two million. He thought that would be enough to get it, and
frankly so did I.” “I almost wish . . .” “I know. He genuinely likes
your work, and they’d publish you right. But anybody who pays this kind of
dough will publish you right, because they’ll have to. And they’ll like your
work, too. They’ll love it. They all get into the business so that they can
sell the books they like, and they all wind up liking the books they can sell.
I think it’s going to be He said he’d force himself. HE
READ ANOTHER STORY, one of the
earlier ones, and decided it wasn’t bad. He’d do it differently now because
he’d learned a lot, he’d probably compress some of the earlier material and
enlarge some of what came later. And there were elements that seemed
simplistic, but that might be nothing more than the judgment of middle age upon
his youthful self. Not bad, all in all. But if
there was anything that hinted the author would one day be in line for a
seven-figure advance—nine, if you counted the two zeroes that came after the
decimal point— well, he was damned if he could see it. “PUTNAM’S
OUT.” “You figured they would be.” “I never thought we’d get that
last bid out of them, but once we did I couldn’t really guess which way they’d
jump. But they’re out, and wish you well.” “So it’s “Unless Crown decides you’re
worth that plus fifteen percent. That’s what they have to come up with to top
the auction and take you home with them.” “In other words, they have to
pay your commission.” “Hey, I never thought of it
that way. I like that. Now let’s see if Esther likes it.” WHILE
HE WAITED, HE called the deli. He was out
of cigarettes, and it was no wonder, he’d had one going pretty much throughout
the morning and afternoon. He told them to send up a carton, and while he was
at it he ordered a sandwich and a six-pack. While he waited, he tried to
figure out how much to tip the kid. He usually gave him two bucks, which seemed
to please him well enough. But this was a special day. He could give the kid
five bucks, or ten. Jesus, why not give him twenty? All of a sudden he could
afford it. And what would the kid make of
a twenty-dollar tip? In this neighborhood, a man tipped you twenty dollars, he
probably wanted more than beer and cigarettes. And how would the kid feel next
time he came by and got the usual deuce? Confused? Disappointed? Pissed off? By the time the kid showed up,
his philanthropic impulses had passed. Here you go, he said, and handed him two
dollars. “LISTEN,”
ROZ SAID, “WE’VE got to celebrate.
I hope you haven’t got any plans for tonight.” “You’re kidding, right? I
haven’t got any plans, ever, until they set a trial date.” “You do now. I’m taking you
out to dinner.” “Well ...” “No arguments, sweetie.
Tonight, and my treat, and it’s got to be someplace elegant, someplace
break-the-bank swank.” “I gather the auction’s done.” “Oh,” she said, with studied
nonchalance. “Oh, didn’t I tell you? Yes, it’s all wrapped up.” “And the winner is St.
Martin’s at two point four.” “Wrong twice,” she said. “The
winner is Crown, and the price is precisely . . . hang on a minute, I’ve got it
written down here somewhere ...” “They topped the bid, then?” “They did indeed. I guess
Esther Blinkoff really is your new biggest fan. Here we go. Three point one oh
five, oh oh oh.” “Three?” “Three million, one hundred five
thousand dollars.” “You know,” he said, “when it
got above six figures, which it did the minute they gave us the floor, the
numbers stopped being real. Do you know what I mean?” “Uh-huh.” “But this is ... I mean it’s
all more money than I can get my mind around, but two million is more than one
and three is more than two.” “My little number cruncher.” “I’m not making any sense, am
I? Three point one oh five. Wait a minute, that’s wrong.” “It sounds kind of all right
to me.” “ “You’re right about that, and
I’ll explain over dinner. And it’s your birthday, bubbeleh, so where would you
like to go?” “We could go to a diner and it
would feel like a celebration to me. I haven’t been out of the house.” “You haven’t? Literally?” “I took a walk yesterday, down
to the corner and back. And the other day I went out for a beer. To the Kettle
of Fish, if you can believe it.” “Isn’t that where . . .” “That’s where. It felt weird
walking in there, but that was me. Nobody else seemed to notice, and this one
old fart said I hadn’t been around lately, had I.” “I know where I’m taking you.
At first I thought it should be someplace like Le Cirque or Lutиce, or maybe
Union Square Cafй—” “Any of those would be great.” “—but this isn’t about food,
this isn’t about putting on the Ritz. This is about going out in the world in
triumph.” “Meaning?” “Stelli’s.” “God, I haven’t been there in
ages.” “Is it all right? Because if
it’s not—” “No, it’s perfect. What time?” “Nine o’clock? We’ll make an
entrance. Can you hold out that long?” “I’ve got a sandwich in the
fridge. If I get hungry between now and then I’ll work on that. Let me see, Stelli’s.
I guess I’ll take the One train to Eighty-sixth and catch a crosstown bus, or
am I better off...” “Very funny. Take a cab, you
funny man. You funny rich man.” fifteen ESTELLE
SAFRAN, KNOWN to one and all as
Stelli, sat on her stool at the corner of the bar nearest to the front door. It
was indeed her stool, and it was not only reserved for her but had been
designed and built for her. It was larger than the others, to accommodate her
girth, and had a power switch, rarely used, that would raise or lower the seat
several inches. She weighed, well, none of
your business, and stood five foot three in flats, which were all she ever
wore. Honey, if I wore heels, I’d make holes in the sidewalk. Her round
face was capped with a pile of unconvincing blond curls, and her eyes, always
elaborately framed in mascara, were a startling guileless blue. She’d been a chubby child who
grew fatter in her teens. Such a pretty face, her mother’s friends said,
and it was a phrase she would hear or overhear for years. Such a pretty
face, and isn’t it a shame . . . Diets hadn’t worked, and Fat
Girl Camp hadn’t worked, and by the time she graduated from the She somehow knew that a man
would come along who loved her for herself alone, loved her in spite of her weight,
and she met the guy shortly after she graduated and married him four months
later. Unfortunately he turned out to be a spoiled child-adult, a mean-spirited
emotional cripple who’d picked out a fat girl so he could feel superior to her,
secure in the knowledge that she’d never leave him, because where could she
possibly go? She divorced the son of a bitch in less than a year, kept the
apartment, and started having an open house every Sunday. Friends and their friends
would start to turn up around four in the afternoon, bringing a bottle of wine
or whiskey, and there’d be nuts and homemade party mix to nibble on, and around
seven she’d go into the kitchen and bring out big bowls of pasta and salad.
Everybody ate, everybody drank, and everybody talked at once, and at midnight
she threw out the last hangers-on and went to bed. Monday mornings she went off
to work, and when she came home the apartment was always immaculate, every dish
and glass washed and put away, the floors vacuumed, the kitchen gleaming. That
was her one indulgence, having someone clean up for her on Mondays, and it was
worth it. Her shrink had suggested it, when she’d said for the tenth or
twentieth time how she hated cleaning up afterward. Then hire someone to do it
for you, he’d said, and for years she would say that therapy was worth every
penny, if only because it got her to hire a housekeeper. But that was only half of it,
because the shrink made one other suggestion, and this one changed her life.
She was working the fifth or sixth in a long series of pay-the-rent jobs,
currently handling phone orders for an “What do you enjoy?” “What do I enjoy? Having
people over, listening to them talk, and watching them eat. That’s great if you
can live on the half-bottles of booze they leave when they go home. I’ve got
two cupboards full of open bottles and a job that makes me want to vomit.” “You’re running a salon,” he
said. “And if this was “Add an o.” “Huh?” “Change the salon,” he said,
“into a saloon.” She knew instantly that he was
right, and told him that he was brilliant, a genius. She only wished she was
thin and gorgeous so she could take off her clothes and show her appreciation.
When she left his office she phoned her employer and quit, then went to work finding
the right location and lining up backers. Neither proved difficult. Her
apartment was in Yorkville, in one of the big prewar apartment buildings on
East Eighty-sixth, and she figured that was where they were used to coming on
Sunday nights, so why not stick with it? Besides, she wanted to be able to walk
to work. It was a pain in the ass getting in and out of the back seat of a cab. She found the perfect spot, a
restaurant that had gone under when the owner retired and his nephew took over
and ran the place into the ground. Her lawyer negotiated a lease with a clause
that gave her the option of buying the building anytime during the term of the
lease. She made phone calls as soon as the lease was signed, looking for
backers, and the first person she reached said he’d always wanted to own a
piece of a restaurant, and he’d put up fifty grand. But she didn’t want a partner,
didn’t want to owe important money to anyone. Five, she told him, was the
maximum she would take from any one person. And he wouldn’t own a piece of the
place, she’d own all the pieces. If the place was successful, he’d get double
his money back. If it went in the toilet, well, he could afford to lose five
thousand dollars, couldn’t he? She raised all the money she
needed, and on her terms, and the next time she saw the shrink she told him
again that he was a genius, and she had one more question. What the hell should
she call it? “What do people call it now?” “It doesn’t exist yet,” she
said, “so nobody calls it anything.” “On Sundays,” he said, “when
they’re getting ready to go to your apartment, your salon, where do they say
they’re going?” “What do they say? How should
I know what they say, they’re not there yet for me to hear.” She thought a
moment. “They say they’re going to Stelli’s.” “So?” “A genius,” she said. Stelli’s was a success from
the night it opened. Her Sunday night freeloaders, most of whom had invested
from $500 to $5,000 in the restaurant, showed up not only for the opening but
several nights a week. She never hired a publicist, but got in the columns
without professional assistance. And why not? The most interesting people in She drew writers, of course.
They’d been the core of her Sundays, and they were her favorites, not just
because she respected their work but also because they had the best
conversation. It was important for them to be original. An actor would find a
story that worked and use it over and over, delivering it a little better each
time. But it was the same shtick, and if you’d heard it once, that was plenty.
A writer, though, felt compelled to think of something new. She got actors, too, and liked
them, if only because they were so determined to be liked. And they were
decorative, too, and drew the eyes. But she also got politicians, both local
and national, and a small international contingent from the UN. She didn’t get
the Wall Street guys, or the crowd from Madison Avenue, and she didn’t get the
ladies who lunched or the pinky-ring cigar smokers. But she got a few of the
more sophisticated cops and the hipper gangsters, and an occasional Met or
Yankee. And lawyers, of course. Everybody got lawyers. She learned how to keep the
help from stealing and her suppliers from cheating her. She learned how to
avoid serious health violations in the kitchen, and how much to schmear the
inspectors to overlook the less-than-serious ones. She refined the menu,
dropping the items that nobody ordered. She made money, and by the end of the
first year she’d paid back her backers, and six months later had paid them back
double. She invested her profits in CDs and T-bills, and six months before her
lease was up she bought the building. Now nobody could raise her rent and
nobody could make her move and Stelli’s could go on being Stelli’s forever. Such a pretty face. She put on a few pounds every year, just a few, and
she was resigned to it, most of the time. But once, not long after she’d
exercised her option and bought the building, she got inspired and went on an
Oprah-type diet and lost a lot of weight. She didn’t shrink all the way down to
a size three, but she did get to be the size of a normal person, and everybody
oohed and aahed over her. And she discovered that, with
the extra flesh gone, she didn’t have such a pretty face after all. Maybe the
observation had been true when she was a girl, but since then her features had
matured in an unflattering fashion, and she had a big nose and a big mouth, and
the face that looked back in her mirror, the face that appeared at the top of
this new almost-slender body of hers, looked like it ought to be peering over
the parapet of Notre Dame. She looked like a fucking gargoyle, and for this she
was eating salad with no dressing? For this she was passing up pasta? She put the weight back on,
and then some, and she felt a whole lot better, and never again thought about
taking it off. Now, on this Friday night, she
sat in her custom-built seat with the first of the four or five Chardonnay
spritzers she would consume in the course of the evening, greeting her guests
as they arrived, with smiles for all and kisses for a few. Her tables were all
booked, except for the two she’d hold back in case a cherished regular arrived
hungry without a reservation. (Once a Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist, a Sunday
salon alumnus and $5,000 backer, had gotten off a flight from the Coast and
come straight to Stelli’s, and all her tables were taken. “Hey, it’s all
right,” he’d insisted. “I’ll just sit at the bar, and you know what I’ll do? I
always have martinis with a twist, but tonight I’ll have them with olives.”
She’d served him a full meal at the bar, and started a trend. Now several of
her regulars ate at the bar on nights when they came in by themselves. But she
always held back two tables, just in case.) A smile, a nod, a kiss. The
out-of-towners got nice warm smiles, too, because their money was as good as
anybody else’s, and for all she knew so was their company. Half her regulars
had been out-of-towners once, until Two men in sports jackets. One
she’d seen a few times recently a cop or ex-cop, and if you gave her a minute
she’d come up with the name. “Jim,” she said, “it’s good to see you.” And his
companion, a familiar face, damn good-looking, nice clothes, and the minute he
gave her a smile she placed him. “Fran! You look terrific, and where the hell
have you been keeping yourself? I saw more of you when you were living in “ “Same difference. It’s great
to see you, Fran, and you, Jim. I hope you gentlemen made a reservation . . .” “Two at eight,” Fran Buckram
said. “That’s easier than eight at
two, which is what I had the other night. Or would have had, if I hadn’t told
them to get lost. Go to “HERE
I WAS TELLING you how to find the
place,” Jim Galvin said, “and she greets you like the prodigal son. ‘Take good
care of the commissioner.’” “‘Take good care of Jim and
the commissioner.’” “I gotta say I’m surprised she
could come up with my name. It’s not like I’ve been coming here that much.” “She’s good. Next time she’ll
know your last name, too.” “How do you know she didn’t
know it now?” “Either way,” Buckram said,
“it would have been Hello, Jim. But then when she handed you off to
Philip it would have been Take good care of Mr. Galvin.” “And the commissioner.” “Well, titles are for life, as
far as the public is concerned. You run into “How ya doin’, Mr.
President? Except not everybody gets
that treatment, Fran. It’s still Mayor Koch and Mayor Giuliani, but how about
Dinkins? And it stopped being Mayor Beame ten minutes after Koch got sworn in.” “So I’m the commissioner for
life, is that what you’re saying?” “Unless you get to be
something else that trumps police commissioner.” No, he wasn’t going to have
that conversation again. “The mix is what makes this place work,” he said. “I
started coming here after I got my gold shield, not all the time but every
couple of weeks. You remember a wise guy named Teddy Kostakis? We had him for
something, I forget what, and he rolled over and was gonna make all kinds of
cases for us. And we brought him here one night, we’re feeding him, we’re
buying him drinks, and he’s feeling like a pretty important guy, like a
celebrity. And it turns out Teddy’s one of those guys, the alcohol messes with
his volume control. More he drinks, louder he gets.” “There’s a lot of guys like
that.” “And they’re usually sitting
at the next table, but not this time. And here’s Teddy, telling his stories so
they can hear him out in the street, and you can’t get him to pipe down. Now
this is a nice place, you know that—” “Sure.” “And they get a decent crowd,
but more often than not there’s a couple of made guys in the joint, and if
they’re hearing what he’s saying, and if they’ve had as much to drink as he’s
had, well, I don’t mind that much if Teddy gets shot, but I’m sitting right
across the table from him, and whatever misses him could hit me.” “Wha’d you do, yank him out of
there?” “You remember Phil Carnahan? A
sweet guy, retired to “Couldn’t take it?” “Loved it, but he had one of
those kinds of cancer that gets you out in a hurry. He called me to tell me he
had this boat, I had to come down and go fishing with him and then he called
two weeks later to say he’d been to the doctor and got some bad news. And the
next call I got was from his wife. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to get off on this
track. Where the hell was I?” “He was sitting next to
Teddy.” “Oh, right. So he takes him by
the shoulder, he shakes him gets his attention, which isn’t the easiest thing
in the world at this point, and he says, ‘Teddy, Teddy, you got to watch what
you say. Don’t you know where you are?’ And Teddy looks at him, like Huh? And
Phil says, ‘This is Stelli’s, Teddy The fucking place is crawling with writers.
They’ll steal your material!’” SHE
READ STELLI’S FACE as she entered,
and decided to improvise. “Hi, Stelli,” she said. “Did Maury Winters get here
yet?” And she saw the woman’s
expression soften. She’d greeted her by name, she’d mentioned a prominent local
figure who was an occasional if not frequent patron of the restaurant’s, so she
must be okay. Stelli told her that the lawyer hadn’t made a reservation, which
didn’t surprise Susan greatly because she happened to know he was in Amagansett
for the weekend. “We made a very tentative
date,” she said. “I’ll be at the bar if he comes in. It’s Susan Pomerance.” “Of course, dear.” Yeah, like you recognized me,
she thought, moving to the far end of the bar, where there were several seats
open. That’s fine, dear, she thought. I’ll pretend I’m waiting for Maury and
you pretend you know who I am, and we’ll both pretend your first take on me
wasn’t that I was a hooker. She ordered a Cosmopolitan and
watched the bartender prepare it. He set it down and waited while she took the
first sip, and she smiled her approval. He smiled back and moved off, and he
was cute, a little young but that was all right. But you had to wait around all
night if you wanted to fuck a bartender, and even then there was no guarantee.
He could be gay, he could have a wife or girlfriend. Too bad, she thought,
because he was cute. To her left, a man and woman
were deep in conversation. To her right, two men were telling Tallulah Bankhead
stories. That was before her time, but it was before their time, too, and it
was the sort of place where you could horn in on a conversation if you had
something to contribute. She said, “The line of hers I
always liked was My daddy warned me about men and whiskey. He never said a
word about women and cocaine.” They liked that, and at once
turned to include her in the conversation. The one closer to her signaled for
another round, and asked her if she was ready for another Cosmo. She smiled and
shook her head, she’d hardly touched hers. “Next round,” she said, and when
their drinks came she raised her own glass. The man farther from her said,
“To men and whiskey? Or women and cocaine.” She thought about it. “It’s
probably dйclassй to admit this,” she said, “but I never much cared for
cocaine.” They liked that, too, and the
man next to her introduced himself and his friend. He was Lowell Cooke, he told
her, and his friend was Jay McGann, the writer. “But don’t pretend you’ve
heard of me,” McGann said, “because nobody has.” “But that’ll change very
soon,” Cooke said, “as soon as your book comes out.” “He has to believe that,”
McGann said. “He’s my editor. And you are . .. ?” “Susan Pomerance,” she said.
“I have an art gallery in “A woman of substance,” McGann
said. “I have to confess, I’m partial to women of substance. They’re so . . .” He turned to his friend for
help. “Substantial,” Cooke supplied. “That’s it, they’re so
substantial. You see? I need an editor.” If she had to choose, which
one would she pick? Neither was male-model gorgeous, though McGann had a rugged
Marlboro Man quality to him that she liked. Cooke had a nice sensuality about him,
though. When he moved his hands, she could feel them on her body. Pie or ice cream? But why
couldn’t she have pie а la mode? God, she was wet at the very
thought of it, and maybe it hadn’t been such a brilliant idea to go out without
underwear. But it felt sexy, Jesus did it ever feel sexy, with her nipples (and
they tingled, they always tingled now) rubbing the inside of the dress when she
moved, and no cloth to bind her bare and dampened loins, and what if she did go
home with the two of them? What if she fucked them both, one after the other
or, better yet, both at once? She’d never done that. Gary,
that asshole husband of hers, with his oh-let’s-be-swingers number, had never
really arranged anything interesting. And men who drooled at the thought of two
girls and a guy got uptight at the idea of two men and one woman. Afraid they’d
be shown up as less virile than the other guy she supposed. Or, worse, scared
of having some kind of sexual contact with him, and terrified that they might
enjoy it. Men . . . ROZ
HAD MADE THE reservation for nine, and he
was ten minutes late. Stelli was there to greet him, and he said he was with
Roz Albright. She took his hand in both of
hers, which surprised him. “She’s waiting for you in back,” she said. “I don’t
know where Philip is, but go ahead back, you’ll find her. And John?” She was
beaming. “I heard the news. Congratulations.” He walked the length of the
restaurant, feeling as though every eye in the place was on him. Roz was at a
center-rear table, and there was an ice bucket on a stand next to the table,
with a bottle of champagne chilling. JIM
GALVIN INTERRUPTED HIMSELF in the
middle of a war story. “Oh, Jesus,” he said. “You’re not going to believe who
just walked in.” “Who?” “Don’t turn around. Shit, he’s
coming this way.” “Who is it?” “My fucking client, and how
did he even know I was here? Wait a minute, he didn’t, and he doesn’t even see
me. The champagne’s for him, and what do you figure he’s got to celebrate?” Buckram could see him now,
giving the big blonde a hug and a kiss, then sitting down opposite her. The
guy’s face was familiar, but he couldn’t think why. He said, “Who is he, and what
are you doing for him?” “I’m doing jack shit for him,
which I guess is why it spooked me to see him walk in like he’s gunning for me.
Who is he? He’s John fucking Creighton is who he is.” “The writer?” And he put his
hands together and mimed wringing an invisible neck. “Yeah,” Galvin said. “That
writer. I’m supposed to turn up a witness that’ll help the defense. Like what?
Somebody who saw him not kill her?” “Be a neat trick.” “I got one guy, says he’s
pretty sure the two of them left the bar separately. But hell, there’s evidence
puts him in the apartment with her. Maybe this muddies the water some, maybe
Winters can do something with it, but—” “Maury Winters? That’s who
you’re working for?” “Yeah, and I never thought I’d
see the day. I’ll never forget how he made a monkey out of me in court one
time. Anything comes of this, the DA’ll be trying to make me look stupid, and
Maury’ll be objecting left and right. Funny how it comes around, isn’t it?” “Maury Winters.” “Is that the magic word, Fran?
You and him got a beef or something?” “See the brunette? Fourth
stool from the end?” “Changing the subject again?
Yeah, I noticed her when she walked in. She’s a beautiful woman, I wouldn’t
mind seeing more of her, but what’s she got to do with my boss?” “The last time I saw Maury,”
he said, “was in a fancy French restaurant.” “Yeah, well, I guess he can
afford to eat anyplace he wants.” “He was all by himself at a
table, and she was under it.” “Come on, Fran.” “Cleaning his pipes. Swear to
God.” “Jesus. If she pulled
something like that here . . .” “She couldn’t, Jim. She’d
never get away with it. She’d have to do everybody.” “I
ALMOST DIDN’T RECOGNIZE you,” Roz
said. “I was trying to remember when I saw you last. When did you shave?” “About an hour ago.” “I mean when did you lose the
beard, not when did you last run a razor over your face.” “Same answer,” he said. “It
needed a trim, and I got carried away. I feel slightly naked, but I probably
would anyway, being suddenly out in public. And Stelli recognized me. She even
congratulated me. She couldn’t be referring to the indictment, or the shave, so
I can only assume she heard about the deal. You told her, right?” “I did,” she said. “I couldn’t
help myself. But if I hadn’t, someone else would have before the evening was
out. Word gets around in nothing flat, you know that. When you get home, I’ll
bet you’ll have congratulatory messages on your machine. Which reminds me, did
Esther call?” “Right after I got off the
phone with you. I swear I’ve never met the woman, but the way she talked you’d
have thought at the very least we shacked up once for a week in Cancъn.” “If you’d ever seen her, you’d
know how funny that is.” “Right now,” he said, “she’s
the most beautiful woman in the world, as far as I’m concerned. Next to you, of
course.” She grinned. “Goes without
saying. Oops, here’s somebody.” He turned as a tall
silver-haired man, wearing a seersucker suit over a black T-shirt, approached
the table. Creighton recognized him, got to his feet. “John Creighton? I’m Roger
Delacroix, I heard your good news and I just wanted to extend my
congratulations.” They shook hands, and Delacroix lowered his voice to add,
“And my support. I can imagine—no, actually, I can’t imagine what you’re
going through. But I know you’ll come out of it all right.” He sat down, watching as
Delacroix rejoined his party at a table on the far side of the room. “I’ll be a
son of a bitch,” he said. “Roger Delacroix.” “And half the town just saw
him come over and shake your hand.” “Roger fucking Delacroix. I
wouldn’t have thought he knew I was alive, and this morning he probably didn’t.
But that was a hell of a nice thing he just did, and with no ulterior motive
that I can see. I mean, it’s not as though I can swing a couple of votes in “I wish somebody could.” “So do I, especially now. Did
you hear what he said at the end? Just to me, not to the whole room. Not
ignoring the murder charge, but acknowledging it and dismissing it. Essentially
saying he knows I’m innocent, and how the hell can he?” “I can think of slightly more
than three million reasons.” “Is that it, do you figure? I
can’t possibly be guilty if I’m worth all that money? And speaking of which,
you were going to tell me how it got to be three million.” “I was wondering when we were
going to get to that.” “ “I was a pretty good editor,”
she said, “but I’ll tell you something. I’m a better agent.” “And?” “Before I called Esther,” she
said, “I called Joan at “At two point four.” “At two point four, and I
reminded her Crown had the right to top that with a bid of . . . what did you
just say it came to?” “Two point seven six.” “So, I said, I wanted to give
her a chance to raise her own bid, because this was her last chance, and I had
the sense she really wanted the book—” “If not, she was bidding like
a lunatic for no good reason.” “—so maybe she’d like to edge
it a little bit higher and make it that much harder for Esther to top. She
thought about it and said what did I think about two point six.” “And I bet you thought it was
dandy.” “Now here’s where I’m really
proud of myself, sweetie. What I said was it was a step in the right direction,
but if she went one notch higher to two point seven, then Esther would have to
go over three million dollars to beat her out, and she was a lot less likely to
get clearance at that figure.” “And she went for it.” “She thanked me. Pour us some
more champagne, why don’t you? You want to know the best part?” “You just told me the best
part.” “No, this is even better. I
called Esther, not really thinking she’d top, because you have to remember we
haven’t heard from her since it was her floor at one point one. I kept her in
the picture, I told her what level we were at, but she never said anything,
because what was there for her to say? Now we’re at two point seven and she’s
got to say something, and what she said was yes.” “‘Yes I said yes I will yes.’” “Her exact words. No, as a
matter of fact her exact words were I’m glad we wound up where we did, so we
can announce a sale in excess of three million dollars. The more they
spend, the more important the deal is to everybody, and the more ink they’ll
get for it, and the ballsier Esther looks for throwing all those dollars on the
table.” “What did you say to Joan?” “That she gave it her best
shot, but that frankly I didn’t see how anybody was going to get you away from
Crown. And she said evidently two point seven wasn’t enough, and maybe she
should have gone to three herself. And we both told each other that three
probably wouldn’t have worked either, and I said I’d better get off and call
you, because you were probably climbing the walls.” “As indeed I was.” “No, because I’d already
spoken to you, I wasn’t going to make you wait until I called her. I’m telling
you all my secrets, and from now on you’re probably not gonna believe a word I
say, are you?” She put a hand on top of his. “Saved by the bell. You don’t have
to answer that, because here’s somebody else to congratulate you.” “OH,
DEAR,” SUSAN SAID. “It’s beginning to
look as though I’ve been stood up, doesn’t it?” “I can’t believe that,” Jay
McGann said. “Whoever he is, the man’s probably dead.” “Or kidnapped by terrorists,”
Lowell Cooke offered. “Or he’s a damned fool. Which is what I feel like,
because I’m afraid we have to desert you.” She’d seen this coming. When
McGann had ordered the last round of drinks, Cooke had reminded them that they
had to roll, that they were running late. “I’ve enjoyed this,” she said. “So have we,” Cooke said, “but
his wife’ll kill me if I don’t get him home to her in a hurry. Mine’ll kill me
anyway. Susan, tell me your last name again, I’ve got a mind like a sieve.” “Pomerance.” “And the name of your
gallery?” “The Susan Pomerance Gallery.” “Duh,” Cooke said, and McGann
asked what hours she was open. She told him, and added that she could certainly
arrange a private appointment after hours if that would be more convenient. He
said he wouldn’t want to put her to the trouble, sending a little message with
his eyes, and she said it wouldn’t be any trouble, and sent the message right
back to him. And they were gone, and Jesus
she was hot, and the bartender really did look awfully cute, but she didn’t
intend to waste half the night waiting for him. She took a wee sip of her
Cosmo, then turned to survey the room. She looked, not for the first
time, at the big man at the center table on the rear wall. She’d noticed him when
he came in, noted with approval the athletic stride, the strong jawline, the
don’t-care masculinity of his corduroy jacket and black jeans. But he was with
a woman, and they were drinking champagne and talking a mile a minute, so she’d
put him out of her mind. Then the word filtered down
the bar that he was John Creighton, John Blair Creighton, which made him the
man who’d gone home with Marilyn Fairchild and strangled her. But that wasn’t
the news, she learned. The news was that he’d just signed a book contract for
over three million dollars. She wouldn’t have recognized
him, he’d had a beard in the photo that ran in the newspapers, but she could
see now that it was the same face, the same strong presence. She looked at him now, saw him
moving his hands as he talked, and she could feel those hands on her body,
taking hold of her, turning her, positioning her the way he wanted her. Taking
her from behind, splitting her like a melon, his big hands gripping her
shoulders, then moving to grip the sides of her head, then settling on her
throat. . . But he was with someone. Her
eyes moved from him, and found those of a man a table away from Creighton.
She’d seen him before and known he looked familiar, but now she was able to
place him. And he was looking back at her. She held his gaze, just for a
moment, then turned for another sip of her drink. JIM
GALVIN WAS SAYING something, but
Fran Buckram had stopped paying attention when the two men at the bar left and
the woman in the black dress remained behind. He watched her, trying to figure
her out, and then she caught him, her eyes locking on his. It was such a damned
clichй, eyes finding each other across a crowded room, but he felt something.
Fifty-three years old (a youthful fifty-three, you could say, but when you used
the word youthful it meant you had to) and he could feel it just the
same, a stirring, a quiver of excitement. He was on his feet without
having consciously decided to get up. Jim had stopped in midsentence and was
looking up expectantly, waiting for an explanation. Well, he’d have to wait. He walked straight across the
room to her, threading his way among tables, pulling himself up short to avoid
bumping a waiter with a tray. She had turned away from him, she was facing
forward, drinking her drink. He stood at her shoulder, close enough to breathe
her perfume, and groped for an opening line. “They’re not coming back,” she
said, without raising her eyes from her glass. “Have a seat.” “I’ve been sitting all night.” She turned to him, smiled.
“Me, too,” she said. “Can I buy you a drink?” “I don’t really want another
drink,” she said, and he felt rejected for an instant before she smiled again
and extended her hand. “I’m Susan Pomerance.” Her hand was warm and soft,
her grip firm. “Fran Buckram.” “I know. You were pointed out
to me.” “Oh?” “Not tonight. Sometime last
month, it must have been, in a French restaurant called—” “L’Aiglon d’Or. You were with
Maury Winters.” “You know Maury? He’s a dear
man.” “Good lawyer, too.” “And you remember me from just
seeing me that night?” “I couldn’t take my eyes off
you. Except for when you weren’t there to be seen.” “I dropped my earring.” “I remember.” “It took me a while to find
it. Of course it was dark there.” “It must have been.” “And there were diversions.
You’re a very attractive man.” “You’re a beautiful woman.” “Thank you, Fran. Do they ever
call you Franny?” “No.” “I might. Would that upset
you?” “No.” “Turn toward me more. And
stand closer. Now put your hand under my dress. Go ahead, nobody can see. Yes,
that’s right. What are you thinking?” “That your barber’s a lucky
man.” “Oh, thank God. You’re witty.
I’d fuck you even if you weren’t, but this way it’s so much nicer.” “Let’s get out of here.” “First make me come.” “I’ll make you come later.” “You’ll make me come all night
long, but I don’t want to wait. Do me now, with your fingers. That’s right.” She sat perfectly still, she
didn’t move, and her face didn’t change expression. Her eyes held his, and when
he felt a trembling in her loins she caught her breath almost imperceptibly,
and something changed in her eyes. After a moment she said, “That
was lovely. Franny? You were the police commissioner. You’re used to being in
charge, aren’t you?” “I haven’t been commissioner
in a long time.” “But you’re still used to
being in charge.” “I guess so.” “Tonight,” she said, “I’m in
charge.” “All right.” “No,” she said firmly, “I’m
in charge. We do what I say. If you want to come home with me, those are
the rules.” “Fair enough.” “You have to promise.” “I promise.” She looked at him as if to
determine what his word was worth, and nodded shortly. “Wait for me outside.” “I have to take care of the
check.” “Go ahead, and then wait for
me outside.” Back at the table, he palmed
two fifties to Jim Galvin and asked him to take care of the check. Galvin was
saying something, but he acted as if he hadn’t heard, clapped the man on the
shoulder, and headed for the door. Stelli caught him on the way out, told him
not to be a stranger, presented her fleshy face for a kiss. He turned at the door, and saw
her walking toward his table. Had Galvin called her over? But no, Galvin didn’t
even see her, he was holding his glass of whiskey and looking into it as if it
were a crystal ball. And Susan Pomerance wasn’t going to that table anyway, she
was going toward John Creighton’s. Or for all he knew she was
looking for the ladies’ room, because someone stood and blocked his view, and
what was he standing there for, anyway? He went outside and stood on
the sidewalk in front of a shop that sold mineral specimens and semiprecious
stones. He wondered if she’d come out, wondered if he’d get to go home with
her. Wondered what in the hell he was getting himself into. I don’t want to wait. Do me
now, with your fingers. Wherever it went, he thought,
it had to be more fun than running for mayor. ROZ
WAS SAYING THAT she’d felt all along they
were better off with Crown. “Now we don’t have to fight with them over those
two backlist titles. As a matter of fact, they’re going back to press on both
of them. They’ll be back in print by September. By John Blair Creighton,
this time around.” “If they promote the new book
right—” “Honey,” she said, “they’ll
have no choice, not with what they’re spending already. And it’s gonna be
easier to sell than umbrellas in a shit storm. Oh, I was shameless hustling
this one, John, but it’s easy when you’ve got something good to sell. Imagine
if OJ could write like Faulkner, I told them.” “I don’t write like Faulkner.” “No, and neither does OJ.
Imagine if Mailer hit an artery the night he stabbed his wife.” “Imagine if Nabokov did
Jon-Benet Ramsey.” “God, you’re worse than I am.
Imagine if he caught her in a net and mounted her like a butterfly. And
speaking of lepidoptera, here comes yet another moth drawn to the lamp of your
genius.” A woman in a black dress, whom
he’d noticed earlier at the bar. She rested a hand on his shoulder, leaned in
toward him. She said, “Mr. Creighton? It’s awful to intrude, but I can’t help
myself. My name’s Susan Pomerance, and I’m a very big fan of yours.” “You are?” “Huge,” she said. “And I heard
your good news, and I couldn’t be happier for you.” She slipped a business card
into his hand. “I hope you’ll call me,” she said, and smiled gently at Roz.
“I’m sorry,” she said, and turned from them. “‘The Susan Pomerance
Gallery,’” he read aloud. “‘Folk and Outsider Art.’ With an address in Chelsea
and a phone number, and the URL for a website.” “Everybody’s got a website.
Except you, now that I think of it. Don’t worry, they’ll have one built for
you. There’s something on the back.” He turned the card over, shook
his head, passed it to Roz. “‘I’d love to get to know you
better’ Yes, dear, I’m sure you would. Signed Susan. And there’s another
number, no doubt for the phone on her bedside table.” “Amazing,” he said. “What was
that all about? I figured she had to be a reporter, but not many of them own
art galleries. Well, she did say she was a fan.” “And she wants to discuss the
color symbolism of the stories in Edged Weapons. Why do writers turn
into morons when you get them away from their keyboards?” She leaned forward.
“John, wake up and smell the champagne. She wants to fuck you.” “I thought of that, obviously,
but. . .” “But what? You couldn’t
believe your good luck?” “Roz, I can’t believe any of
my good luck.” She sighed and patted his
hand. “It’s a lot to take in,” she said. “Don’t try to make sense out of it
right now. Just relax and enjoy it. Meanwhile, do you want me to get rid of
this for you?” “No,” he said, reaching to
take the card from her. “No, I might as well keep it.” sixteen “HERE
ARE THE rules. You do what I say.
You speak only to answer questions.” “What’s your side of the
bargain?” “I won’t shed any of your
blood. I won’t do any lasting damage. And I guarantee this is going to be the
best night of your life.” “I don’t know,” he said. “I’ve
had some pretty good nights.” “Not like this one.” There was a moment when he
might have decided this was all too weird for him. Maybe she shouldn’t have
said anything about blood, maybe the phrase lasting damage might have an
anaphrodisiacal effect on a man who’d seen a lot of permanent damage in the
course of his professional career. But she’d wanted to give him an idea in
front just what he was letting himself in for. Still, she really didn’t want
to lose him now . . . He took a moment to think
about it. Then, slowly, he nodded. Good. “Take off your clothes.” They were in the living room
of her “You’re circumcised,” she
said. “You can’t be Jewish. No, don’t say anything, that wasn’t a question.” She touched the tip of her
index finger to the tip of his penis. “So I guess I won’t need the pinking
shears this time,” she said, and watched his expression until he realized she
was kidding. “This way,” she said, and led
him into the bedroom. JUST
TWO BLOCKS EAST of London Towers, on
Twenty-third Street a few doors west of Seventh Avenue, the man who had most
recently been calling himself Herbert Asbury was sitting in the window of a
coffee shop, watching the establishment across the street. It was a bar called
Harrigan’s, housed in a four-story industrial building that, like its neighbors
on either side, had been converted to residential lofts. This was not the first time
he’d watched it. He’d ordered a cup of coffee,
and he’d only drunk a third of it when it seemed to him to be time to leave. He
set a quarter beside his saucer, paid his check at the register, walked to the
corner and waited for the light to change before he crossed the wide street. He
hadn’t actually been inside Harrigan’s, and he wanted to get the feel of the
place. Because this was a Friday,
there was live music in Harrigan’s, with four tables in the rear occupied by
people listening to the jazz duo of piano and amplified guitar. Up front, four
men and two women sat at the bar. There were three empty stools in a row not
far from the entrance, and he took the middle of the three stools and ordered a
beer. The bartender, a rawboned girl with her light brown hair bound up in a
kerchief, asked him what brand he wanted. When he looked blank she named
several brands, and he nodded when she said Heineken. She said, “Is that a yes?
You want a Heineken?” and he nodded again and she brought him one. She brought a glass, too, but
left him to pour the beer for himself. He sat there for what must have been
twenty minutes, although he hadn’t checked the time when he came in and had no
sense of its passage. At some point he put a ten-dollar bill on the bar, and at
some point she took it away and brought back change. Then he left, scooping up all
of his change but a dollar, and leaving the untouched beer on the bar. THE
HANDCUFFS WERE THE standard police type
of stainless steel. She cuffed Buckram’s hands behind his back, then had him
lie faceup on the bed with his bound hands in the small of his back. After
she’d anchored his feet to lower corners of the bed frame, she ran silk ties
under his arms and secured them to the frame’s upper corners. He remained calm
throughout, and she noted with interest that his penis had grown to a
respectable size during the course of this procedure. In one fluid motion she drew
the black dress up over her head and tossed it aside. She watched his eyes as
they studied her, the breasts with gold-studded nipples, the hairless loins
he’d touched but hadn’t seen. The hood surprised him. He didn’t like the idea, she
could see that right away. She stroked his chest to gentle him. “You’ll like
this,” she assured him. “Shutting out one sense heightens the others.” And,
when the hood was on and fastened, covering his eyes and mouth, covering
everything but his nose, she said, “Besides, there’s nothing you can do about
it.” The sense of empowerment she
felt was remarkable. It was beyond sex, it was a new energy that surged through
her entire being. She could do anything to this man. She could hurt him. She
could kill him. He couldn’t do a thing to stop her. He could, if he wanted,
make a snorting noise through his nose, but it wouldn’t carry beyond the room.
He was helpless, and she was all-powerful. She knew he had to be coming
to a similar realization, and she watched his penis soften as the perception
drained his excitement. That gave her an idea, and she fitted him with a
leather cock ring that circled the base of the organ. It was, the clerk at
Pleasure Chest had explained, a sort of Roach Motel for penises. The blood got
in, but it couldn’t get out—and neither could the semen. She played with him for almost
an hour, using her hands, her mouth, her breasts. She said, “Franny Franny” and
sucked his nipples. She did all the things she’d thought of in recent weeks,
and other things she’d never thought of until now. She touched herself, too, and
rubbed herself against his leg, but she stopped short of letting herself come,
waiting until she was seated astride him, riding his cock, rolling and
thrusting, moving however she wanted to move, until she came with a fierce
wordless cry and collapsed upon him. CHEEK
WAS The bar was gay. Or, more
accurately, the bar’s clientele was gay. He’d determined as much right away by
noticing the men who went in and out of it. There were no women patrons, which
was an indicator in itself, but you could tell just by looking at the men.
While a good many of them were not discernibly gay as individuals, collectively
they couldn’t possibly be otherwise. They were mostly young, and they were
mostly slender, and even the older ones tended to look young, at least from a
distance. He might well have suspected
Cheek was a gay bar without seeing any of its patrons, simply because it was in
a neighborhood where most of the bars were gay, and because you couldn’t see in
the windows. They looked to have been painted black on the inside. It didn’t bother him that they
were gay. He didn’t know that he’d ever been in a gay bar, but he felt comfortable
enough at the idea of going. He supposed that he could even have sex with one
of them, if for some reason it should be necessary to his purpose. He’d been
able to have sex with Clara without feeling the slightest bit of desire for
her. He could probably have sex with anyone, or anything, and his body would
perform while his mind remained apart, the disinterested observer. He wasn’t dressed right,
though. He was older than everybody else, and he looked his age in a way that
they did not. He could choose more appropriate clothes than his black trousers
and short-sleeved sport shirt, he could dye his hair, but he didn’t want to do
any of that. He didn’t absolutely have to
get inside the place, but it seemed to him as though he ought to. It would be
good to know if the windows were opaque from within as well as without, or if
they were like one-way mirrors. And it would be good to have a beer there, as
he’d had one at Harrigan’s. Men turned to look at him as
he came in, and stared at him candidly in a way he wasn’t accustomed to. They
wouldn’t have looked at him that way on the street, but he had come in here,
and was thus available to be looked at and appraised. Eyes sized him up, then
looked away. There was only one open seat
at the bar, and when he took it the man to his left (young, blond, tanned,
wearing a black silk shirt with the top three buttons undone) said hello, and
that his name was Leo. When he didn’t respond, Leo looked amused and turned
away. He said something to the fellow on his other side, and Herbert Asbury (or
George Templeton Strong, or what you will) heard the words tourist and uptight. You couldn’t see out the
windows. The black paint was thick, and no light got through it. He ordered a beer, left it
untouched. When he didn’t come back, Leo drank it. HIS
COCK WAS STILL in her, still fully
erect. The tip was a deep brownish purple, and she knew it wasn’t safe to leave
the ring on too long. Nor was it possible to get it off other than by cutting
it, which she did with a pair of blunt-nosed scissors. “Poor Franny” she murmured.
“Don’t worry, I wouldn’t leave you like this.” She cupped his balls, planted a
light kiss on the tip of his cock. “Now it’s going to be your turn.” She told him not to move, then
unfastened the cords that held him in place on the bed. He was still cuffed and
hooded. She told him to roll over on his stomach, and fitted a bulky pillow
under his middle before once again fastening the cords. The pillow elevated his
hips enough so that she could reach around and get hold of him. First, though, she got out
some more of her toys. She put them within reach, then stroked his buttocks. He
had a nice ass, small and well muscled. She cupped his buttocks, drew them
apart, pressed them together. She slipped a finger between
them, felt his sphincter tighten to resist the intrusion. She said, “Franny?
Think of all the men you sent to prison. Do you know what happens to them when
they get there?” She dipped two fingers into a
jar of lubricant, worked it into him. She talked to him all the while, telling
him he was her little Franny her little girl, and she was going to fuck him.
She got her other hand underneath him and held his cock while she probed him,
and she felt it grow in her hands. Then she let go of him and
strapped on the harness. It was tricky, she’d had trouble when she tried it on
the first time, but now she got it right, and attached the dildo. The smallest
one, because she didn’t want to hurt him, not more than a little. Just as she was about to enter
him, a thought came: Wait, am I allowed to do this? She registered the
thought and overrode it, slipping easily into him, and the thought went away. She became the man, somehow,
and he the woman, and the rubber dildo became her own stiffened flesh. Every
thrust stimulated her clit and sent tremors through her whole pelvic area, but
that was the least of it, really. It was the idea of it, the reality of it: he
was helpless and she was fucking him, fucking him, fucking him like a girl. DEATH
ROW WAS GOING to be a problem. He could see that right away.
The bar was on He didn’t own appropriate
clothing. He could buy some, though not at this hour, but sensed that he
wouldn’t pass muster no matter how he dressed. Nor was there a window,
blackened or clear. The ground-floor facade was whitewashed brick sporting
spray-painted graffiti and, over the door, the name of the establishment. A
drawing on the black door showed a skeleton, a ball and chain on one ankle,
within a prison cell. He positioned himself so that
he could get a glimpse of the interior when the door opened, but all he saw
were dangerous-looking men entering or leaving, with no indication where they
got to once they entered, or where they were coming from before they left. He
went around the corner and sat down in a doorway and thought things over. When he returned, he walked up
to the doorkeeper, who sized him up, called him Pops, and told him he couldn’t
come in. “You’re not dressed right,” he said, and pointed to a sign that
spelled out the dress code, in addition to banning weapons, hazardous
materials, and illegal drugs. The dress code, he somehow knew, was more
rigorously enforced than the other provisions. He let his shoulders slump
forward, heaved a sigh. “Pops,” the fellow said
gently, “do you know what kind of a place this is?” “I think so.” “Believe me, you wouldn’t feel
at home here.” “My son did.” “Say what?” He drew a breath, let it out.
“My son used to come here. He was ... he liked the company of men, he liked to
dress in leather.” “And you’re trying to find
him?” “He’s dead.” “I’m sorry.” “He died of . . . that
disease.” “Yeah, well, lots of people
did. I lost a lot of friends.” It was interesting, he
thought. The man looked so intimidating, with his big shaved head and his
muscles and his dress, but underneath he was gentle. “I just wanted to ... to see
some of the places he liked. That was a whole side of his life I couldn’t share
with him, and I just. . .” He let his voice trail off,
waiting. “I can’t take you downstairs,”
the fellow said. He drew the door open, motioned for him to come over and look.
Inside, a flight of stairs descended, lit by low-wattage bulbs. Downstairs, music played, almost drowned out
by the sound of men talking and dancing. “That’s the best I can do,
Pops. I’ll tell you what you’d see downstairs. There’s a big room with stuff
hanging on the walls, and a lot of men in leather and denim drinking and
talking, maybe dancing a little. And there’s a back room, but we don’t need to
get into that.” And what were the hours? “He said sometimes he would
stay all night,” he said. “The sun would be up by the time he left.” “Yeah, well, maybe we don’t
always close when we’re supposed to. But we’re usually locked up by six,
anyway.” “Thank you,” he said. “Thank
you very much. I’m sure my son would have liked you.” “Maybe I knew him. What was
his name?” “Herbert,” he said. “Herbert
Asbury.” “Doesn’t ring a bell,” the
fellow said, “but there’s a lot of guys I know by sight, that I never get their
names. So maybe I did know him. One thing, I’ll bet he was a nice fellow.” HE
WAS LYING ON his back, his arms at
his sides. She had removed the hood and the restraints, and he’d been entirely
passive during the process, neither helping nor resisting. She asked him how he felt. He thought it over, then told
her he didn’t know. Then he said, “You know, I
thought I’d been around. I’ve never experienced anything remotely like this. If
anybody told me I’d consent to this, I’d have said they were crazy.” “And if they told you you’d
love it?” “You think I loved it?” She dipped her fingers in the
pool of ejaculate, held her hand in front of his face. “This didn’t come from
me,” she said. He was silent, and she said, “I should make you eat it.” He made a face. “But I’m too greedy,” she
said, and sucked her fingers clean. “There’s more, you know, in case you change
your mind. You came enough to start your own sperm bank. I tied you up and
fucked you in the ass and you loved it.” “If I could have gotten
loose—” “But you couldn’t.” “No.” “So there was nothing to do
but enjoy it.” “That doesn’t mean I want to
do it again.” “Ever?” Again, he considered the
question. “I don’t know,” he said. “God knows I don’t want to do it again now.
I hope you didn’t break anything up there.” “You didn’t bleed.” “Yeah, I seem to recall that
you promised me I wouldn’t.” “I used a lot of lubricant.
And I used the smallest one.” “That was the smallest one?
Well, thank God for small favors. I don’t want to think what it would have been
like with the big one.” “But you will think about it,”
she said. “Later, you won’t be able to keep from thinking about it. You’ll
wonder.” “Jesus, who are you? The
devil?” “Just a woman.” “You really own an art
gallery? You’re not—” “Not what?” “Someone who does this for a
living?” “Someone told me I would make
a good dominatrix. But she was wrong. I couldn’t possibly do that.” “What was that we were just
doing?” “But that was because I wanted
you,” she said. “I took one look at you and I knew just what I wanted to do
with you, and that you’d love it. And that I’d love it.” “Whatever you are,” he said,
“you’re something. Well, I guess I’d better—” He started to get up, but she
stopped him with a hand on his chest. She said, “You’re released
from your promise. You’re under no restraints, and of course you can go if you
want to. But wouldn’t you like to stay awhile?” “And do what?” “Look at me,” she said. She
cupped her breasts, opened her legs. “You can probably think of something you’d
like to do with me.” “And if I was eighteen years
old I could probably do it, but—” “You don’t have to be hard,
Franny. You don’t have to use your cock. You’ve got a beautiful mouth, you’ve
got lovely hands, and I’ve got a whole closet full of toys for us to play with.
Unless you don’t think that would be any fun.” For answer he rolled over and
took her breast in his mouth. He sucked her for a while, then stopped for a
moment. “I was just thinking,” he said. “I was trying to think if I ever had
sex with a woman without kissing her, and I don’t think I ever did.” “Even whores?” “I never went with one.” “Not even once?” “Never had the urge.” “And you always kissed your
wife?” “Maybe waking up in the middle
of the night, you know, and just going into it straight from sleep. But aside
from that, no.” “And you think we should kiss,
Franny?” “I don’t know. Maybe not. What
do you think?” “Maybe another time,” she
said. “When we know each other better.” seventeen IT
WAS, NO question, the best day of
his life. First the auction. It had been genuinely exciting, in a
way a writer’s life never was. Oh, there was pleasure in the
work itself. That was where the real satisfaction lay. You imagined something
and put words together, and you opened a door in the imagination and walked
down an untrodden path, and it led to another door. And you opened that, and
went off to see where it led, and day by day and page by page an entire
alternate universe manifested itself before you. Sometimes you struggled, and
stared for hours at the empty page that reflected the barren imagination.
Sometimes, like Flaubert, you spent the morning inserting a comma and the
afternoon taking it out. Sometimes you were able to
write, but the words tasted like ashes in the mouth. You tapped at the keys
like a field hand chopping cotton, like a factory worker on the assembly line.
Somehow the words got on the page, and afterward they turned out as often as
not to be as good as words that sang as you typed them, but they weren’t much
fun to write. And sometimes, sometimes, the
book came utterly to life and wrote itself. The words came too quickly for the
fingers to keep pace with them. Characters spoke their own perfect dialogue
spontaneously, and you were the court stenographer, dutifully recording
everything they said. Plots, hopelessly tangled, worked themselves out before
your eyes, like the Gordian knot magically untying itself. It was you doing it
of course, or otherwise you wouldn’t walk away from the keyboard exhausted,
drained, empty. But it was a part of your consciousness that consciousness knew
nothing of, and it was sheer joy when it took over and ran the show for you. But was it exciting? Maybe, maybe it was. But not
like this. And it had been the best sort
of excitement, because the exhilaration of climbing higher and higher was not
balanced by a fear of falling. Each bid brought another roll of the dice, but
he wasn’t going double or nothing, he wasn’t risking anything. He was already a
winner. The only question was the amount of his prize. And wasn’t it remarkable how
each increase raised the threshold of his own greed? Weeks ago, before any of
this had happened, before he had ever heard Marilyn Fairchild’s name, he’d
really wanted only two things—to finish his book, and to find someone willing
to publish it. He’d want a five-figure advance, certainly, because he had to
eat, he had to pay the rent, but he wouldn’t expect much, and it wouldn’t have
taken much to make him content. Once they started bidding,
once the numbers started to climb, he kept wanting more. Two million? Someone
actually wanted to pay him two million dollars? That’s amazing, that’s
wonderful, that’s miraculous—now how about two point five? How about three? When it was over, when Crown
had topped St. Martin’s, when even that price turned out to be higher than he
thought it would be, all the delight he felt could not entirely silence one
small voice. A voice of disappointment, wishing it didn’t have to be over,
wishing somehow it could have been more. An eternal truth, he thought.
The more you get, the more you want. For the first time he felt
that he understood how a man could have a billion dollars and want more, how an
executive could take his hundred-million severance package and use it to
bankroll a new company. The more they had, the more they wanted—not because of
what they could do with it, but for the sheer joy of getting it. HE
TOOK OFF HIS jacket, hung it in
the closet. He turned on his computer, thinking he’d check his e-mail, then
changed his mind and shut it down again. He’d keep this apartment. He
wasn’t sure how much three million dollars was, but Roz’s commission would come
out of that, and taxes, federal, state, and local. He’d probably net somewhere
between one and two million dollars, and that would come in over a period of a
couple of years, with most of it deferred until he delivered the two books, and
some payable on publication. It was still a lot of money, no matter how they
paid it and how much the government skimmed off the top, but it didn’t mean he
could go out and buy himself a penthouse on Central Park South. Even if he could, he’d still
stay here. He liked it, it suited him. It was only one room, but it was room
enough for him and his things. Maybe he’d travel more. See a
little of the world, or at least the parts of it that you could still go to.
Take a house in Sag Harbor for a season, spend a winter in the Take more cabs, he thought.
Eat in nicer restaurants. Buy top-shelf booze. Speaking of which . . . He put a couple of ice cubes
in a glass, poured some whiskey over them. They’d had that bottle of champagne
at Stelli’s, and afterward she had an Amaretto and he had an And nobody made a fuss over
him, thank God, but nobody ignored him, either, and they listened to what he
had to say and laughed at his better lines and treated him, all in all, as if
he belonged there. And that was as it should be, because, now, he did. What an incredible evening. HE
HADN’T REALLY WANTED to go. He wasn’t
exactly surprised when Roz had suggested—no, better make that insisted on—a
celebratory dinner. And there’d been no way to refuse, not after the job she’d
done for him. But he’d figured it would be at best anticlimactic and at worst
uncomfortable. He’d been feeling self-conscious going down to the corner for a
pack of cigarettes, so how was he going to like being out in public? And at
Stelli’s, yet. What he’d discovered was
another eternal truth, the day’s second, right up there with The more you
get, the more you want. And it was a beauty: Nothing
succeeds like success. Like everyone else on the
planet, he’d heard the line a million times, and it had always struck him as a
tautology. What the hell was it supposed to mean? Nothing succeeds like
something that is successful. Well, sure. Who could argue with that? But that wasn’t what it meant
at all. It was success itself, the fact of success, that gave rise to further
success. The first cause of the initial success—the accomplishment, the lucky
break, whatever it was—didn’t have anything much to do with it. If you were a
success, the world threw laurels at your feet, your reward for . . . for what?
For being a success, dimwit. What else? Roger Delacroix, the Roger
Delacroix, had made a point of coming to his table to shake his hand and
congratulate him. He couldn’t really say he read Delacroix, but by God he
respected the man’s work. (And there were other writers he didn’t respect,
didn’t think much of at all, whose books he bought and read as soon as they
came out.) Delacroix’s act tonight had been generous and selfless, but it was
his seven-figure deal that had brought the man to his table. His success had
drawn Delacroix and the others, and had fattened on their attention. He carried his drink over to
the window, looked out at the city. There were no lights burning in the
building directly across the street, and only one, on the top floor, in the
building to its immediate left. A bald man in a suit walked the careful walk of
the man who does not want anyone to know he’s drunk. A woman walked her dog, an
Irish wolfhound, an enormous galumphing creature. He recognized the woman, but
wondered if he’d do so if she hadn’t had the dog with her. The air seemed clearer than
usual, his vision sharper. Nothing succeeds like success.
He’d finish the book, buoyed by the success it had already enjoyed. That would
sweep the anxiety and self-doubt from his path, and he’d write it and polish it
and turn it in, and Esther would love it because she’d come to it eager to love
it. And the sales force, charged up in advance at the knowledge that they’d
have this eminently promotable, eminently saleable book to push, would read it
with great enthusiasm and make sure all their accounts loaded up on it. That
would guarantee the stores had big piles of the books, and the publisher’s
advertising dollars would further guarantee that the piles wound up on the
front table at Borders and the front octagon at Barnes & Noble, so that you
couldn’t walk in the door without it smacking you right in the face. And so on. The critics might like the
book or they might not. But either way they’d give it more space than they’d
ever given his previous work, and take it more seriously, and express their
enthusiasm or distaste more fervently. It was the length and placement of a
review, that and the heat it generated, that impacted sales far more than
whether the critic did or didn’t like what was between the covers. And the public would run out
and buy it. In the chains, in the independents, from the online booksellers,
they’d buy the book as enthusiastically as if Oprah had told them they had to.
Enough of them would buy it to get it on the bestseller list, and then tons
more of them would buy it simply because it was on the list, and— ready now? Nothing succeeds like success. And here was the capper, here
was the one thing that made it all just perfect. All of this success, this wild
hitherto-undreamt-of success, was on its way to him notwithstanding that no
one, repeat no one, not his agent or his publisher or any of the wonderful
fellows who’d been in such a hurry to shake his hand, no one on the fucking
planet had read one fucking word of the book. He’d been working away at it
every day and it was coming along just fine, thank you. Some days were diamonds
and some days were stones, as John Denver used to sing, and there was a guy who
had it all until his plane crashed, which showed that even success had its
limits. And yes, some days were diamonds and some days were stones and some
days were little better than mouse turds, but each day the book got a little
bit longer, and it was going to be a good one. He knew that, and he’d told Roz,
but nobody else knew a thing about it except for the fact that he was working
on it. So it wasn’t the book. That’s
what the publisher would sell and that’s what the readers would buy, but that’s
not what the success was about. They weren’t paying him three point one oh five
because of what was in his computer. They were paying because of what was on
his rap sheet. The whole reason, the sole reason for his success was that
everybody was dead certain he’d strangled a woman. Figure that one out. Go on,
fucking figure it out. He drank his drink. AND
SUPPOSE THEY FOUND him guilty? That wasn’t something he
wanted to think about. He was able to get up every morning and sit down at the
computer and get work done because he was able to put the whole matter out of
his mind. Denial, he figured, was given to man for a purpose. You were crazy if
you didn’t make use of it. But he could think about it
now. On a night like this, flushed with triumph, high on success, he could
afford to think about it. What if there was a trial, and the prosecution
presented their case and his lawyer did his best to refute it, and the jurors
came back and he heard the words Will the defendant please rise? and he
rose, and he heard all the other words, so familiar now to everybody from Law
& Order and Court TV. All those words, and the last one: Guilty. It could happen. He hadn’t
done it, but they didn’t know that and he couldn’t prove it. And all of
them—Esther Blinkoff and all the other bidders, and all the people in the upstairs
offices who green-lighted the bidders and told them how far they could go,
Jesus, they all knew it could happen, and they went ahead and placed their bids
just the same. Because it didn’t matter. Just as it didn’t matter to
his own lawyer, Maury Winters, whether he was in fact guilty or innocent. It
didn’t matter and shouldn’t matter because the lawyer’s job was to get him off,
and his guilt and innocence were consequently irrelevant. So why should they be any more
relevant to Esther Blinkoff, whose job was to generate revenue for her
employer? She did this by publishing books that would sell, and his book would
sell because of who he was and what he might or might not have done. His book might very well be
out before the jury came in. That would make the verdict moot, wouldn’t it? Or,
if the trial began and ended before publication day, all it would do was
generate publicity for the book. A guilty verdict wouldn’t make the public yawn
and turn aside. If anything, an acquittal might diminish their interest
somewhat, in which case it would be his job to go on all the talk shows and
stir things up again. Either way, though, Crown was
looking good. Either way, John Blair Creighton, Author, was a success. Hell, if
they sent him to Sing Sing or This seemed to call for a
drink, and he could skip the ice this time. ANOTHER
REVELATION, MORE BRACING than the
whiskey: He wasn’t going to be found
guilty. It was possible, because
nobody knew how a trial would go or what a jury would do. But it wasn’t going
to happen, and not because he hadn’t killed Marilyn Fairchild. That only
mattered if he could prove it, and he couldn’t. There was a very simple reason
why they’d come back and say Not Guilty, and that was because, as of
today and forever after, he was a success. And that was why Roger
Delacroix, the Roger Delacroix, had not only congratulated him on his
book deal, had not only shaken his hand, but had also taken the trouble,
quietly, graciously, discreetly, to tell him he knew he was innocent. Not because
he knew squat about the case, or about him. But because he knew, deep in his
gut, way down in his bones, that no writer with a three-million-dollar contract
could be guilty of splitting an infinitive, never mind wringing a woman’s neck. Imagine if OJ could write
like Faulkner. . . They wouldn’t convict him.
They wouldn’t be able to, any more than they’d been able to with OJ. Not
because he had money. The rich had an edge in court, but they didn’t get a free
pass. Look at the Menendez brothers, look at Michael Skakel. Once in a while,
even the rich got the judicial shaft. It wasn’t OJ’s money, or his
Dream Team of lawyers, or the inept prosecution or the flaky judge. It wasn’t
because he was black and so were most of the jurors. None of this hurt, but that
didn’t explain why he got off, and it seemed so clear now. He got off because he was OJ
Simpson. He was a success, he was a
star, he had that glow, that magic. How could twelve people get in a room and
convict him? They must have known he did it, or else they were the only twelve
people in THE
GLASS WAS EMPTY, but he wouldn’t
fill it up again. He was feeling the drinks. The alcohol had carried him
through the long evening. It wasn’t fuel, but it worked as if it were, lifting
you on its wings, keeping you from feeling your exhaustion. He’d had just
enough to keep that edge, and now he was ready to put himself to bed. Undressing, he came across the
card the woman in black had given him. I’d love to get to know you better /
Susan. She was a beauty, too, self-possessed and radiant. If she were here
right now, he thought, she could get to know him in a hurry. Should he have made a move?
She was out the door before the possibility had even occurred to him, so it had
never been an option, and it didn’t take much thought to realize it would have
been a bad idea. He was with Roz, for one thing, and although there would never
be anything romantic or sexual in their relationship, that didn’t mean he could
abandon her and trot off after some tail-wagging cupcake. But even if the
timing had been different, even if Susan had turned up as he was putting Roz in
a cab, it still would have set the evening off in the wrong direction. This wasn’t the night for a
romp with a starfucker, however classy this one might be. This was a night to
be spent exactly as he had spent it, first at the bar at Stelli’s, sharing
laughs and insights with men who had suddenly become his peers, and then at
home, by himself, to taper off with good whiskey and think through and relive
the best day and night of his life. He’d keep her card, though. But where? It was all too easy
to misplace things in his roomful of organized clutter, and he didn’t want to
let it slide until calling her would be awkward. His memory might be spotty in
the morning, and he might be like a squirrel who buried nuts and forgot where
he’d buried them. You got a lot of trees planted that way, but in this
instance, if you’d pardon the expression, he was more interested in getting his
nut. So the idea was not to make a
point of remembering where he put the card, but to put it where he’d find it
anyway. He could leave it on top of the computer keyboard, that would work, but
then it would be in the way and he’d have to stick it somewhere, and he’d be
back where he started from. But if he left it where it would not be in the way,
but where he’d see it every day . . . He opened his sock drawer,
propped it on top of a pair of navy socks, and closed the drawer. That did it, and now he could
go to bed and dream whatever sort of dreams successful men dreamed. He wouldn’t
set a clock, he’d wake up whenever the sun or his bladder woke him, and— Wait a minute. He’d seen something, got the
merest glimpse of something, in his sock drawer. Or imagined it, some chimera
hovering on the edge of thought and the periphery of his vision. Forget it, he told himself,
and go to sleep. But it was still there in his
mind’s eye when he got into bed, just a patch of color, really, but of a color
that didn’t belong in a drawer full of socks that were almost all black or
navy, with the rest brown or maroon. His white socks were in another drawer,
with gym gear, because that was pretty much the only time he wore them. He was,
you’d have to say, a dark socks kind of a guy, although—who knew?—he supposed
that might change with success. He might turn out to be the sort of man who
wore argyles, but up until now he’d been Mr. Dark Socks, so what would a hint
of bright color be doing in his sock drawer? He got up, switched on the
light. Opened the drawer, and yes, Jesus, there it was, sitting between two
pairs of socks as black as a murderer’s heart. He drew it out and looked at
it, a little turquoise rabbit, expertly carved by some fucking Indian with too
goddamn much time on his hands. eighteen THERE
WAS NO dearth of information. You
could sit in an Internet cafй and surf the Web for a modest hourly fee, and
leave there knowing how to make nerve gas and botulin, how to construct all
manner of bombs and incendiary devices. Even a nuclear bomb. Secrets that
earned the death sentence for the But what good did it do to
know that a truck packed with a particular fertilizer and a particular
detergent could bring down a building? If you were an older gentleman, living
alone in a fourth-rate hotel room, how could you possibly assemble those components?
Where would you get a truck, let alone its explosive contents? A constitutional amendment
guaranteed him the right to bear arms, and there were groups of men throughout
the country who exercised that right to the fullest extent, equipping
themselves with machine guns and automatic rifles, with bazookas and grenade
launchers, with enough sophisticated weaponry and ammunition to unseat the
government of Practically speaking, though,
he couldn’t buy a gun, he couldn’t purchase dynamite. He didn’t have access to
a lab where he might produce some sort of biological or chemical weapon, or the
opportunity to purchase the raw materials for them. He had hands that could
encircle a throat. There were stores that would sell him hammers and chisels
and screwdrivers and charcoal lighter fluid. But now it was time for sacrifice
on a larger scale, and the tools for such a sacrifice were impossible to
obtain. Fortunately, he was
resourceful. THE
GLASS JARS, SIX of them, had each held a
quart of apple juice. He’d bought them two at a time at supermarkets, brought
them back to his room, and poured the contents down the sink. The gasoline had been slightly
more difficult to obtain. To get it you had to go to a gas station, and you
needed a car for them to put it in. But suppose a man’s car was several blocks
away from the station, and he needed gas to get it started? “I got no container,” the
station owner told him. “You need an approved container. What do you think, you
can cup your hands together and I’ll fill ’em up with five gallons of gas?” It was a Wednesday night when
he had the conversation with the gas station man, and stores that might carry
such containers were closed. He thought of getting a length of plastic tubing
and siphoning the gas from parked cars. But he might be noticed, and anyone who
saw him would know at once what he was doing. Besides, if he did siphon the
gas, he’d need a container to put it in. In the morning he found a
hardware store on The rags with which he
stoppered the jars were wadded-up strips torn from a plaid cotton flannel
shirt. He didn’t have to buy the shirt but instead had fetched it from his
storage locker. He never wore it, it was too large for him yet short in the
arms, a bad fit altogether. He’d taken it from the apartment only because it
had been a Father’s Day gift once. That was why he had never discarded it over
the years, and why it was among the few articles he took when he left. His son
had given it to him, and how appropriate to put it to use now, to sacrifice
this remembrance of his son even as his son had himself been sacrificed. The lighters were disposables,
the Bic brand, better than matches because you could operate them easily with
one hand. They sold them everywhere. He’d bought three, at three different
stores, just to be on the safe side. The hammer was very much like
the one he’d used on The straight razor he’d
happened upon in the Salvation Army thrift shop on He could have bought the razor
from the thrift shop, they only wanted five dollars for it, but he thought it
might be a worthwhile precaution to slip it into his pocket. HE
WAS BACK IN his hotel room by 1
a.m., and it took him just twenty minutes to fill the jars with gasoline, stuff
their mouths with the flannel rags, and pack them into a large canvas tote bag
he’d bought from a homeless street peddler with his wares spread out on a
blanket. When he asked the price, the man said, “I usually get five dollars,
but I’ll take two.” He used his pillowcase to keep
the jars from banging against one another. That was the one thing he’d
forgotten, not realizing it would be a problem until he started putting the
jars in the tote bag. He should have gotten some rags, or some extra clothes
from his locker, but the pillowcase was a good improvisation. Loaded, the tote
bag had some weight to it, but it wasn’t too heavy to be manageable, and the
hammer fit neatly along one side, handle down. Ever since he stole it, he’d
kept the straight razor in his pocket. He’d drawn it out many times, in the
privacy of his room, and had practiced with it, returning it each time to his
pocket. He checked, and it was there now. His first stop was Harrigan’s.
When he’d initially planned this, he thought he would hurl his gasoline bombs,
his Molotov cocktails, through the window. But plate glass wasn’t that easily
shattered. Suppose his jar bounced off the window and exploded harmlessly on
the sidewalk? With that in mind, he’d bought
the hammer. But when he got there he saw that the door was wide open, a hook
securing it. Maybe the air-conditioning wasn’t working, maybe the room was too
smoky. It did make things easier. He
walked in the door, stood in the doorway, put his tote bag on the floor at his
feet. He drew out one of the cocktails, lit the rag, and hurled it toward the
back of the room, where the musicians were playing. There was a loud noise and
a burst of flame, but he was too busy repeating the process with a second jar,
which he lobbed over the people drinking at the bar so that it exploded against
the back bar mirror. He picked up his tote bag,
hurried out the door. HE
COULDN’T SEE IN the window at Cheek, but
neither could they see out. He stepped up next to the window, waited for
traffic to die down on the avenue, waited until there was no one around to see
what he was doing. He tucked two Molotov cocktails under his left arm, took the
hammer in his right hand, and smashed the window. He ignited both wicks at once,
sent them sailing one after another through the opening he’d created. Tossed
the hammer in, too, because he didn’t need it anymore. There was no window at
Death Row. HIS
FRIEND WITH THE shaved head and the
earring was still on duty, and smiled in recognition when he saw him. “Hiya,
Pops,” he said. “A little past your bedtime, isn’t it?” He came closer, muttering
something about being unable to sleep. “Why I work nights,” the
fellow said. “I’ve had trouble sleeping all my life. What’s in the bag? You got
something for Buddha?” “Is that your name?” “It’s what they call me. You
bring me a sandwich?” “Better,” he said, and held
the bag so Buddha could see it, but down low, so that he had to bend down and
forward for a good look. The razor was in his free hand, open and ready, and in
a single smooth motion he drew it across Buddha’s throat. Blood gushed as from
a fountain, and he didn’t draw back quickly enough to keep from getting some on
himself, but it couldn’t be helped. Poor Buddha collapsed onto his
knees, trying to raise a hand to hold back the gouting blood, his eyes wide in
disbelief. His mouth worked but no sounds came out of it. That was the hard part. Now it
was child’s play to open the unattended door, to walk to the head of the
stairs, and to put to use the last two Molotov cocktails, lighting their wicks,
hurling them into the void at the bottom of the stairs. He dropped the two Bics
into the tote bag—he’d lost the third somewhere, evidently— and tossed it down
the stairs. Shouts, cries, flames leaping
. . . Outside, he looked for the
razor. He’d dropped it earlier, and saw now that Buddha had collapsed upon it.
He spotted the tip of the handle protruding from beneath the fellow’s bare
shoulder. Blood had pooled around it, and he decided not to bother. The razor
couldn’t be tied to him, anyway, because no clerk could remember selling it to
him. So he’d done the right thing when he took it without paying. BACK
AT HIS HOTEL, he showered and
shaved. He used a disposable razor, made by the same company that produced the
disposable lighters. He wondered how men had managed to shave every day with
straight razors like the one he had used on Buddha. He remembered the man’s
kindness, the gentle nature lurking beneath the rough macho exterior. Tears
welled up, and he had to interrupt his shave because they blurred his vision.
He blinked them back, and bowed his head for a moment, honoring Buddha’s
sacrifice. Back in the room, he saw that
there was blood on his shirt, blood on the sleeve of his jacket. Probably on
his shoes, too. He’d wash off the shoes, and he could sponge the jacket so
nothing showed. There’d be traces that would show up if they tested it, but if
things got that far it wouldn’t matter, would it? The shirt wasn’t worth
salvaging. He’d get rid of it in the morning. And the two-gallon container of
orange plastic, with two quarts of gasoline still in it. Or should he keep the
container? He might very well need it again. No, he could buy another if
and when he required one. Better to be rid of it for now. He got into bed, and
immediately regretted the loss of the pillowcase. It had been in the tote bag
when he disposed of it. He’d meant to retrieve it, but it had slipped his mind.
Probably just as well, because it would very likely have smelled of gasoline,
but now he had to sleep on the bare pillow, covered in a rough striped fabric
like mattress ticking. And right after he’d shaved, too. nineteen IN
THE DAYS after he’d walked in on
the leavings of the Curry Hill Carpenter, Jerry Pankow had wanted nothing more
than to call his remaining clients and tell them to find someone else. He even
found himself considering a return to “How can I stay here?” he
demanded. “People are dying all over the place.” “Nobody lives forever,” Lois told
him. “Not even in “No, but—” “Or spiders. That’s what women
need men for, you know. To kill spiders. The day she saw me kill a spider in
the kitchen, Jacqui knew we had a chance of making it together. You’ve had some
bad luck, Jerry. One of your customers went home with the wrong guy, and
another one opened the door to the wrong guy, but they were two different guys.
They’re sure the writer killed Marilyn, and they’re just as sure he had nothing
to do with the mess at the whorehouse.” “Mess,” he said, “does not
begin to describe it.” “Don’t quibble, Jerry. Stay
with me on this. And bear in mind one of the lessons sobriety teaches us. Your
lifelong conviction notwithstanding, you are not actually the piece of shit the
world revolves around.” “Meaning?” “You tell me.” He thought about it. “Meaning
I’m the only connection between Marilyn and Molly and that’s just coincidental.
They’re not dead because they had the bad luck to hire me.” “Very good. Now go to a
meeting.” “I just came from a meeting.” “So?” “I guess another one couldn’t
hurt just now. Lois? Suppose it happens again?” “Happens again? I don’t. . .
oh, you mean if you walk in on a third dead body?” “It would be a fifth,
actually. A third, what did you call it? A third mess.” “I’ll tell you what,” she
said. “If that happens, you can go back to IN
THE END, HE didn’t even take a day
off. He couldn’t really afford to; the closing of the whorehouse represented a
serious drop in his income. So he got up each morning and took care of the
three bars, then serviced whatever residential customers were on his schedule.
And went to as many meetings as he could fit in. This morning, Saturday, the
forecast was for near-record levels of heat and humidity, and you could already
feel both indicators starting to climb by the time he got outside. Saturdays
and Sundays were light days, morning days, with nothing on his schedule but the
three bars. They were apt to be grungier than usual on Saturday mornings, after
the intensity of Thank-God-It’s-Friday celebrating, and sometimes a bartender,
eager to get out of there after an especially late night, would slack off on
his part of the deal, leaving the chairs on the floor, say, and unwashed
glasses on the bar top. He walked to Death Row, and
long before he got within sight of the place he was breathing in the smell of
it, the strong odor of a fire that had been put out with water. He paid no
attention, because it was something you smelled a lot in that part of town. The Hudson piers would catch
fire, especially on the Jersey side, and the creosote-soaked timbers would send
up plumes of black smoke for hours. Then he drew closer and saw
four or five people gathered on the sidewalk across from Death Row, which was
unusual at that hour, when the block was almost invariably deserted. And he looked
at what they were looking at, and saw the windows all broken out on the
building’s upper floors, and the streaks of soot and fire damage on the
lintels. He joined the four men across
the street. They were quick to tell him what had happened, although they had
slightly different versions. There’d been a fire, certainly, and it had started
in the basement leather bar, Death Row, and pretty much gutted the entire
structure before the firefighters got it under control. “They threw one rough trade
type out, and he came back with a gun and opened up on everybody, and then he
started a fire.” “I didn’t hear anything about
a gun. Just some queen with a resentment, and Buddha was killed trying to keep
her from getting in the door.” “Please. It was bashers, it had
to be.” “Every time a gay man stubs
his toe somebody calls it gay-bashing.” “Well, what do you call it
when three gay bars go up in flames on the same night? Do you think they were
struck by lightning?” “I felt so wonderful during
Gay Pride Week, and now this has to happen. I heard there were over thirty
people killed at Death Row alone.” “I heard forty.” “I heard twenty-seven,
including some of the people who lived upstairs.” “People actually lived
upstairs of that hole?” “A friend of mine, he’s a
nurse at St. Vincent’s in the Burn Unit, and he said they brought in men with
third-degree burns over eighty percent of their body. When it’s that bad you’re
not expected to live, and it’s probably better if you don’t.” “I can never remember, is it
first-degree that’s the worst?” “Only with murder. With burns,
third-degree is the worst.” “There’s no fourth degree?” “Only what the firemen call Crispy
Critters.” “Oh, gross.” “I heard it was worse at the
other bars.” “No, I heard Death Row was the
worst.” “I just hope the cops get
them. It must have been two or three of them, because they spilled a whole
fifty-gallon drum of petrol down the stairwell.” “The drums hold fifty-five
gallons, and when did you turn into an Englishman?” “I beg your pardon?” “Petrol? She thinks she’s
Camilla Parker-Bowles.” “It would have taken at least
three men to get past Buddha.” “Or one man with a gun, and is
there a law that says every big man with a shaved head has to be called
Buddha?” “His name was Eric, and he was
a good person.” “You knew him?” “He was my friend.” “Then I’m sorry. I didn’t mean
. . .” “That’s all right.” He knew the answer, but asked
anyway: “The other bars ...” Cheek, he was told. And
someplace farther east that nobody had heard of, Harriman’s, something like
that. He could have corrected them
on the name, and told them it wasn’t a gay bar, but why? Why do anything? He turned away and walked back
home. THE
FIREBOMBINGS OF THE three With 9/11 less than a year
old, and with suicide bombings almost a daily occurrence in Israel, there was
widespread agreement that terrorism couldn’t be ruled out. Accordingly, FBI
investigators coordinated with the team from Major Cases, and the Office of
Homeland Security flew up an expert from According to one theory, the
virtually simultaneous attacks on the three targets bespoke a high degree of
organization. Furthermore, at least one witness at Death Row reported that the
attackers wore camouflage gear. In response, others argued
that the attacks were by no means simultaneous, and that as much as
three-quarters of an hour might have elapsed between the first attack, on
Harrigan’s, and the third, at Death Row. Even on foot a perpetrator could
easily cover the required distance in that amount of time. As for the camo
gear, it turned out to have been worn not by a team of attackers but by two of
those in attendance; evidently their garb, complemented by paratrooper boots,
had been deemed sufficiently in keeping with the bar’s ambience as to be
allowable under the dress code. Both of the camouflaged
individuals, one a fashion photographer during daylight hours, the other a
stockroom manager, were in Death Row’s notorious back room at the time of the
bombing. Like almost everyone trapped in that cul-de-sac, they died there. Saturday afternoon, a little
more than fourteen hours after the initial assault on Harrigan’s, the cops got
a break. DENNIS
HURLEY LIVED WITH his wife and
three sons in a detached ranch house (an emotionally detached ranch house, his
wife’s smartass brother called it) just over the Queens line in Nassau County,
near the Hempstead Turnpike and within walking distance of Belmont Race Track,
which would have been handy if he cared for horse racing, but he didn’t. He
liked to go out in a blue-fish boat when they were running, and he liked to
watch sports on television, even golf, and he liked to roast corn and grill
steaks and chops in the backyard, which is what he was getting ready to do when
his wife came out to tell him Arthur Pender was on the phone. “Tell him to come on over,” he
said. “Tell him yourself,” she
suggested, but when he got on the phone Pender didn’t want to talk about
backyard barbecues, or Tiger Woods’s chances of a Grand Slam. “Those firebombings,” he said.
“You hear about them out where you are?” “I’m less’n a mile from bein’
in “You happen to notice the
names of the places got hit?” “I noticed where they were. A
few blocks to the east and they’d be our headache.” “Be Major Cases either way,
but that’s not the point. I’ll give you the names. Harrigan’s, Cheek, and Death
Row. Ring any bells?” “I don’t think so. Gay bars,
right? And the last one sounds like it must have been a charmer, but. . . wait
a minute, Arthur.” “Dingdong, huh?” “That Polish kid, one we
thought linked our case to “Creighton.” “Yeah, and we didn’t like him
for it anyway, once we met him. These joints, Death Row and the rest, they were
all on his list, weren’t they? Not Creighton’s but the kid’s.” “Pankow’s his name.” “Tip of my tongue, Arthur.” “They weren’t just on his
list. They were his list. Went and mopped their floors seven days a
week. Only other customers he had were private residences that he went to once
a week.” “Jesus. You know, I heard the
names myself, but I was watching TV with half my mind on the sports pages in Newsday.
I should have caught it.” “You would’ve, next time you
heard the news.” “Yeah, maybe. Shit, Arthur, we
got to go in, don’t we? I mean, we can’t phone it in, and it won’t wait till
morning.” “Afraid not.” “Wouldn’t you know I just lit
the fucking charcoal. Well, she can grill. She never gets it right, but if I’m
not here I won’t know the difference, will I?” “We’ll go to that Malaysian
place you like.” “That’s if we even get time to
eat. You want me to come by for you?” “No, I want to have my car
with me,” Arthur Pender said. “I’ll meet you there.” THE
FOCUS OF THE investigation shifted
when Pender and Hurley raised the possibility of a direct link between the
firebombings and the activities of the Curry Hill Carpenter. The immediate
result was an expansion of the task force investigating the bombings, with the
inclusion of personnel from the Thirteenth Precinct previously assigned to the
Curry Hill investigation. Evidence began to accumulate,
and the argument that the killings were linked was bolstered significantly with
the discovery of a stainless steel claw hammer with a black rubber grip among
the burned-out wreckage of Cheek. Witnesses had reported the window was smashed
before the first Molotov cocktail was thrown, and investigators theorized that
the hammer might have been used to break the glass. While there was no way to
tie the hammer to the Curry Hill murders, forensics determined that it could
well have been the implement used to beat the women to death. “If it wasn’t
this hammer,” a technician said, “it was one a lot like it. It might not have
had a claw on the back of it, because he didn’t use the claw, but this is what
the business end of it would have looked like.” Eyewitness testimony was
difficult to sort out, but there were plenty of police personnel assigned to
the task, and some common elements began to emerge. Reports accumulated of an
older white male, of medium height and slightly built, ordinary in appearance
and unremarkable in dress, who had been observed both in and around the
targeted premises. At both Cheek and Harrigan’s, persons who’d been on the
scene hours earlier recalled an older man who had ordered a drink and left it
untouched. A waitress in a coffee shop
across from Harrigan’s thought she might have had a customer fitting that
description; on that Friday night, he’d lingered over a cup of coffee for a
long time, and she seemed to recall he’d looked out the window a good deal of
the time. He’d had some of his coffee, but he never finished it, and if he ever
said a word she couldn’t remember it. He hadn’t even asked for coffee, had
ordered by pointing to another patron’s cup, then nodded when she asked if that
was what he wanted. Other cops canvassed the
immediate environs of the whorehouse, coming up in short order with a manager
in another coffee shop who reported similar behavior, although he couldn’t
furnish even a general description of the customer in question. He remembered
him because a waiter had asked him to check the coffee and see if anything was
the matter with it. He’d checked, and it was no better or worse than usual. The
customer, whoever he was, had already paid without complaint, and left the
premises. The manager might have seen the man, he was behind the register and
had presumably taken his money, but had no sense of which customer he’d been or
what he looked like. The waiter might remember, but he was away for several days
visiting family in FDNY inspectors established
that the propellant was ordinary gasoline. Anyone with an automobile had ready
access to gasoline, but one detective noted that the perpetrator had never been
linked to a motor vehicle, and could quite easily have covered the distance
from Harrigan’s to Cheek to Death Row on foot. This prompted him to check with
attendants at nearby gas stations, and on The man was only able to
furnish a vague general description, but it was encouragingly close to the one
then in circulation— white, middle-aged or older, medium height, slight build,
no visible distinguishing marks. It led him to widen his search, and a few
blocks below Fourteenth Street he stopped at a Getty station—the last one left
in the world, as far as he could tell—where the proprietor, one Khadman Singh,
remembered selling two gallons of gas—regular, unleaded—to a white man perhaps
fifty-five or sixty years old. Sometime in the middle of the week this was, he
recalled. This was not unusual, people paid no attention to gauges, they ran
out of gas all the time. This man had a container and paid cash for his gas,
which was not unusual either, because who would bother with a credit card for a
three-dollar sale? But what was unusual, in Singh’s experience, was that the
man had approached from the right, which is to say from the south, or downtown,
and had walked off in the opposite direction, heading uptown on WHILE
MOST OF THE task force worked from
the crime-scene evidence, a small group focused on the common denominator of
all four venues, the three bars and the whorehouse. Which is to say Jerry
Pankow. He was interrogated at length,
over and over. No one suspected him of any conscious involvement in the
perpetrator’s scenario, but it seemed entirely possible he knew something, even
if he didn’t know that he knew it. The series of layered interrogations aimed
at unearthing unconscious knowledge, and while they didn’t lead anywhere, it
wasn’t for lack of trying. Another possibility lay in anticipating
the next outrage. No one thought the man who’d just scored what a Post columnist
called a hat trick for terrorists would call it a day and rest on his laurels.
He looked to be that classic urban nightmare, the serial terrorist. Reporters
were writing sidebar columns on George Metesky the Mad Bomber of a half century
ago, who’d planted explosive devices in public places in an unfathomable
private vendetta against Con Edison. Others, by no means convinced that the
whorehouse murders were his first venture, were looking at every unsolved crime
since the calendar ticked over to start the new millennium. And policemen, trying to get
ahead of him, staked out the apartments of Jerry Pankow’s remaining clients. “I don’t have any clients,” he
told them. “I called them all, I told them I’m through. I’m out of business
anyway, it was the commercial clients that paid the rent. The rest, there were
five of them, twenty-five dollars a day, you do the math. I want a real job, I
want to work in an office or something. With other people around, living ones.” They staked out the residences
of his customers—his former customers—just in case. And sat back and waited. THE
RAZOR WAS ANOTHER source of leads. It lay beneath the dead body
of Eric “Buddha” Kesselring, twenty-eight, of The computer search came up
empty. The perpetrator (if that’s whose prints were on the razor, which seemed
a fair working assumption) had never been fingerprinted. This meant he’d never
been arrested, had never applied for a government job, and had probably never
served in the military. It meant, too, that the prints on the razor couldn’t
point him out now, but might help confirm his guilt if and when he wound up in
custody. Prints aside, the razor
presented some interesting possibilities. The first was that it was the
killer’s own razor, that he’d owned it for decades, that he kept it either for
sentimental value or because it was what he preferred to use on his whiskers.
If that was the case you could probably forget about tracing it, but suppose
he’d acquired it recently, for the express purpose of cutting a throat? There were still men who
bought straight razors, detectives discovered, and still manufacturers that
produced them. The majority of customers were barbers. Not many men still went
to the barbershop to be shaved, but those who did were looking for an
old-fashioned shave, with a shaving brush and a straight razor, not a noisy
buzz with an electric shaver or foam from a can and a disposable plastic
device. A straight razor, the kind the barber honed on a leather strop, that
was what they expected to be shaved with. It turned out there was a
wholesaler on The wholesaler’s own retail
accounts included two not far from the perpetrator’s field of operations. Both
were drugstores, and both carried a wide line of homeopathic remedies and
old-fashioned devices. One was on Neither had sold a straight
razor to anyone within the past month. Someone thought of thrift
shops. There were quite a few in the immediate area, and two police officers
worked their way down the list, finding quite a few that had a straight razor
or two for sale, but none that had actually sold one. Then, in the Salvation
Army store on “If I’d seen him,” she said,
“I might have stopped him on his way out and suggested he pay for it. Or
perhaps not. After all, he was armed, wasn’t he? Though I can’t say he looked
terribly dangerous.” If she’d seen him? If she
hadn’t seen him, how did she know he’d taken the razor? How did she know
whether or not he looked dangerous? “The security camera. We have
two of them and they’re running all the time while we’re open. At the end of
the day I review the tapes. Most of the time there’s nothing to look at, you
can fast-forward through vast stretches of nothingness, but I’ll slow it down
when I see anybody behaving furtively. Or quite boldly— they’re bold as brass,
some of them.” It was useful to review the
tape in order to keep shoplifters from returning. When an offender turned up
after he’d been caught on tape, he was simply turned away at the door, which
was safer all around than trying to stop a suspected thief on his way out. No
one could sue you for false arrest that way. And the value of the goods stolen
was pretty much beside the point; they were all donated, after all, and the few
items of real value got snatched up early on by dealers. And did she by any chance
still have the tape of the man pocketing the straight razor? She did. They had thirty tapes
for the two cameras, and rotated them, so that each day’s taping erased what
had been recorded two weeks previously. She had to scan several tapes to find
the right one, but she was able to go through them at great speed because she
knew precisely what she was looking for. When she got there she slowed the tape
to normal speed, and the two cops watched over her shoulder as an aging white
man wearing a plaid shirt and dark pants picked a razor off a shelf, flicked it
open, closed it, flicked it open a second time, rubbed it with his thumb to
test it for sharpness, closed it again, looked around casually, and just as
casually slipped it in his pocket. They gave her a receipt for
the tape and took it to a technician who tinkered with it electronically to
sharpen the focus and increase the definition, then printed out copies. You
couldn’t see the face very well, the camera was placed high and to the side,
but it was something to work with. The Sikh at the Getty station
looked at one of the prints and said that it looked like the man to whom he’d
sold the two gallons of gas. The witnesses who remembered a man who ordered a
drink and left without touching it said it was hard to tell, but it was
certainly possible that this was the man they’d seen. A man in the burn unit at
St. Vincent, who’d gotten a glimpse of the man when he’d been about to launch
the second Molotov cocktail at Harrigan’s, said he couldn’t tell; when he
pictured the face, it morphed into the features of Satan, horns and all. Maybe
it was him, maybe not. He couldn’t tell. A patrolman, months out of the
academy, came up with a suggestion. Collect surveillance tapes for the
forty-eight hours preceding the massacre from every available source in the
neighborhood—ATMs, liquor stores, check-cashing services, building lobbies,
everywhere. Security cameras were all over the place nowadays, you couldn’t
pick your nose anywhere outside your own house without a good chance of having
the moment recorded. Nobody ever looked at all
those tapes unless something happened—except for the gimlet-eyed lady at the
Sally Ann thrift shop, who evidently had time on her hands. They got recycled,
over and over, but maybe there were some that hadn’t been recycled yet, and
maybe the Carpenter—the newspapers were still calling him that, and
consequently so were the cops—maybe the Carpenter had gotten his picture taken
somewhere down the line. A dozen cops went around
collecting tapes. Armed with prints made from the thrift shop tape, they and
others sat in front of video screens and looked for the Carpenter. A veteran
patrolman named Henry Gelbfuss spotted him, on a tape from a Rite Aid
drugstore, and everybody agreed it was the Carpenter. He was the man on the
thrift shop tape, no question. The Rite Aid tape, enlarged
and sharpened and defined, was still a far cry from a Bachrach portrait, but it
was good enough to release to the media, good enough to show on television,
good enough to print on every front page, along with a number to call if you
recognized the man in the photo. A lot of people did. NAILED! That was the headline in the Post,
accompanied by an artist’s rendition of the man whose security camera photo
had appeared prominently throughout the media the day before. The drawing
showed a disembodied hand holding a claw hammer, which had evidently been used
to drive a nail through the man’s forehead, pinning him to the wall. The Daily News showed
their artist’s rendition of the photo, with the Carpenter, a hammer in one hand
and a Molotov cocktail in the other, pinned against a similar wall, but held
there in this case by searchlight beams. GOTCHA! cried the headline. The implication seemed to be that
the Carpenter had been captured. This may have been intentional—before they got
to the newsstand, many New Yorkers would already have learned from radio or
television that the city’s most wanted criminal had been at least tentatively
identified. They’d be quicker to buy a paper if it appeared to promise a
further development in the story. The text explained that the
Carpenter had been nailed, or gotten, only to the extent that authorities now
knew who he was. A variety of callers (our readers, the Post labeled
them, staking a claim) had agreed that the man pictured in the press and on TV
was one William Boyce Harbinger, sixty-two, the recently retired director of
research at Lister Durgen Augenblick/Advertising. Several of the callers were
men and women who had worked with Harbinger at LDA. All had lost touch with him
since his retirement in late 2000, and none could offer a clue as to what might
have sent him off on a murderous rampage. He was described as a quiet man
(“It’s always the quiet ones,” readers all over the city murmured), and none of
his coworkers reported having had any contact with him outside the office. Other callers recognized him
from the Police cars from all over And he hadn’t seen Mr.
Harbinger for a long time, either, though he couldn’t say how long. He hadn’t
paid his monthly maintenance charges in a long time, but he’d owned the
apartment since it went co-op thirty years ago, and paid rent there before
then, and the apartment was a very valuable piece of property, owned free and
clear, no mortgage, so you knew he’d pay the maintenance sooner or later. The super had keys to all the
apartments, and at one point, concerned that something might have happened to
Harbinger, he’d knocked on the door, then let himself in. There was nobody
home, and no signs that anything might be amiss. The place was dusty and the
air stale, as if no one had lived there recently. The super thought maybe he’d
gone to The super let the cops into
the apartment, and they found it as he’d described it. There were additional
bills from the co-op association for the monthly maintenance charges, slipped
under the door every month, and there was the usual array of menus from Asian
restaurants, and the air was stale and the horizontal surfaces coated with
dust. What there was not was any
sign of William Boyce Harbinger, or any indication of where he might have gone. twenty HARBINGER OF DOOM, the papers called him. Harbinger the Carpenter. There but for the grace of
God, thought Susan Pomerance, go all my favorite artists. She wasn’t following the unfolding
story that intently the way the rest of the city seemed to be. Chloe, for one,
seemed capable of talking of little else. Every new development, every further
revelation about the city’s greatest nightmare, informed the girl’s every
utterance. The losses the man had suffered, his son and daughter and
son-in-law, all killed when the towers came down. And then his wife dying,
probably of a broken heart, and was it any wonder he cracked? Without reading much of the
newspaper coverage, without spending much time watching television or listening
to any radio news beyond WQXR’s hourly summary, she nevertheless found herself
aware of most of the story’s developments. She heard about the increasing
body of evidence suggesting he’d simply walked away from his apartment, turned
the key in the lock, and disappeared. He hadn’t collected his mail, after all;
instead, he’d rented a post office box and had all his mail forwarded to it.
He’d paid rent on the box for three months in advance, and never paid anything
further, nor was there any indication that he’d ever visited the box to collect
his mail. After several past-due notices went unanswered, a clerk opened his
box, marked the first-class mail to be returned to sender, and discarded the
rest. He’d evidently lived in a
series of flophouses, all of them in the general vicinity of Penn Station. Why,
people wondered, would a man walk away from a comfortable apartment, filled
with his furniture and the possessions of a lifetime, to live in a squalid
furnished room with the bathroom down the hall? Susan didn’t find it that
incomprehensible. That was one of the things people did when they were in the
process of withdrawing, of turning inside. For a fortunate handful, the
energies that made them turn inward were somehow magically channeled into art.
Instead of walking onto a factory floor with an AK-47, instead of taking off
all their clothes in the subway, instead of murdering their children in their
beds, or drinking oven cleaner, or lying down in front of the Metroliner, they
painted a picture or fashioned a sculpture. They made art. And wasn’t all art created to
preserve the artist’s sanity? Didn’t they all make art the way oysters made
pearls? A grain of sand got into the oyster’s shell, which was to say under his
skin, and it irritated him, it chafed him. So the oyster secreted something,
squeezed out some essence of its own self, and coated the offending grain of
sand with it, just to stop the pain. Layer after layer of this mystical
substance the oyster brought forth, until the grain of sand and the pain it had
occasioned were not even a memory. The by-product of the oyster’s
relief was the shimmering beauty of the pearl. And every pearl, every single
luminous gem, had at the core of its being a grain of irritation. If William Boyce Harbinger,
Harbinger the Carpenter, had been able to so channel his own furious energies,
then the roots of his discontent might have brought forth life instead of
death. And yet, she thought, you could argue that Harbinger was making his own
kind of art, composing it of death and destruction. He knew so many unusual facts
about Perhaps, she thought. But
perhaps not. Perhaps the city he loved was his canvas, and he was striving to
paint his masterpiece in blood and fire. WHATEVER
THE FOUNDATION FOR the Carpenter’s
acts, it was unarguable that the man was obsessed. He hadn’t just suddenly lost
his temper. He was, if not an artist, unquestionably a craftsman, from the
planning of his projects through the selection of his tools to the execution of
the finished work. And he managed all this because he was a man obsessed. She knew a little about that. She found herself these days
in the grip of not one but three obsessions; rather than conflict with one
another, they seemed to her to be complementary. Honoring all three of them,
serving all three of them, she maintained her sanity. The first, and surely it was
the one that would be most easily justified to the world at large, was her
increasing obsession with the works of Emory Allgood. She’d set firm dates now
for the one-man show she was giving him. It would open on Saturday, November 2,
and would be up for two weeks. In preparation for the show,
she found herself making frequent visits to her storage space, sometimes with
no apparent purpose beyond that of familiarizing herself with the work, of
absorbing its essence. She had responded unequivocally to Allgood’s
constructions from the beginning, and her certainty of its merit only grew
greater over time. One piece drew her more than
the others. This didn’t mean it was better, only that it had something special
about it that worked particularly well for her. The central element of it had
begun life as a spool, shaped like a spool of thread in a sewing cabinet but
much larger—precisely thirty-two inches high, with the flanges twenty-one
inches in diameter. The core, itself some ten inches thick, was of pine, the
flanges of half-inch fir plywood. Once it had held wire or cable
of some sort, wrapped around its core like sewing thread around an inch-long
spool. Now it held— what? The sins of the world, that would be her guess. He’d mounted it on what must
have been the steel base of some sort of low stool, and had driven all manner
of objects into the wooden spool. The effect was not unlike that of West
African nail fetishes, where an upended log, sometimes but not always carved
into a human form, was pierced hundreds upon hundreds of times with nails—or,
in one example she’d seen at the Brooklyn Museum, with the blades of knives,
all of them rusted. Like most African tribal pieces,
the nail fetishes were art only in the Western viewer’s perception; like the
masks and shields and drums that filled museums and important collections, they
were purely functional in the eyes of those who made them. She’d long since
forgotten the purpose of the nail fetishes, if she’d ever been clear on it in
the first place, and she couldn’t hope to guess what had prompted a wild-eyed
little black man in Brooklyn to stab knives and forks into the wooden spool, to
pound nails and screws and miscellaneous bits of hardware into it, to screw in
a brass doorstop here, the wooden knobs from a chest of drawers there. Why had
he done it—and, most mysterious of all, how had he managed in the process to
create not a mad jumble, not a discordant conglomeration of junk, but an
artifact of surpassing beauty? The Sins of the World—that’s what she would call it, and it would be on the
cover of the exhibition catalog and on the postcards as well. She was positive
someone would snatch it up, couldn’t imagine Gregory Schuyler letting it get
away from him, but she didn’t know if she could bear to part with it. She might
find she needed to hang on to it. In the meantime, it had
migrated from her storage bin to her living room, where it occupied a place of
honor. There she was able to confirm that it wasn’t just her, that others
responded to it in much the same way she did. You couldn’t just walk past it.
It grabbed your lapels, demanding attention. And it received rather more
attention these days than it might have at an earlier time, not because it had
changed, not even because the world had changed. It was simply seen by more
people now, because her apartment was receiving more visitors than it had in
the past. And that, of course, was the
result of her second obsession. HER
SEX LIFE, SHE was quite certain,
was sane and manageable. She had to keep reassuring herself of this, however,
because it was without doubt a far cry from what society regarded as either
sane or manageable. She was having sex when she wanted, with whomever she
wanted, in whatever fashion she desired. If she were a man, she
sometimes thought, what she was doing would be seen as demonstrating no end of
good, even wholesome male qualities. The only way a man could engage in sexual
behavior that the world would deem excessive was if he forced himself on
others, took his pleasure with children, or caught a fatal disease in the
course of his adventures. (And even the latter was only punishment for his
transgressions if he caught it from another man; if he got it from a woman, it
was just the worst kind of bad luck.) On the other hand, it was
easier to do it in the first place if you were a woman. If you were reasonably
attractive, and if you presented yourself well, you really weren’t going to
have a great deal of trouble finding some man who would like nothing better
than to go home with you and fuck your brains out. He might not be terribly
good at it, and he might never call you again, but if all you were looking for
was to get laid, well, how hard was that? Women knocked themselves out
trying to attract men, and all they really had to be was available. A man did
not care who made your shoes, or if they matched your bag, and if he even
noticed such matters he was probably not in any event going to be the man you wanted
to take home. A man did not pay attention to your earrings (unless you were
wearing them someplace other than your ears) and had no idea what you paid for
your dress. His concerns were more basic. Did you have tits? Did you have an
ass? Did you have a mouth? Did you have a pussy? Were any or all of these
available to him? Fine. I love you. Let’s go to bed. The night with Fran Buckram, a
delicious experience in its own right, had given her a sense of her own power.
Here was this man, this unquestionably manly man, this leader of men, and he
had let her do whatever she wanted with him. Franny she’d called him,
and made a girl of him and fucked him like a girl. And made him like it. And
afterward, with the rules suspended and her dominance put aside, she’d gone on
calling him Franny, and he hadn’t asked her to stop. “I’ll see you next Friday,”
she had told him at the door. “I don’t think we need to meet anywhere, do you?
Come here at eight. And, Franny? Don’t bring flowers.” TUESDAY
AFTERNOON SHE HAD a call at the
gallery. “Susan? This is Jay McGann, we met at Stelli’s the other night.” “I remember.” “I’ve been working all day and
I need a break. I thought I might come over and look at some art.” “That would be nice,” she
said. “Why don’t you bring your friend?” “My friend?” “Your editor. Isn’t he your
friend as well?” “Oh, “Come this evening,” she said. “Are you open nights?” “I could arrange to be,” she
said, “but actually I have some of the best work at my apartment. You’d be
getting a look at something the public doesn’t get to see.” “I’d like that,” he said. “And
I could get away tonight.” “Call He couldn’t figure it out, and
she was in no rush to help him. After a pause he said, “Uh, actually I’d hoped
we could get acquainted.” “Yes, I feel the same.” “So it would really be more
convenient, you know, if it was just the two of us.” “It was so nice meeting the
two of you the other night,” she said. “The way you interacted was very
pleasing.” “Yes, but—” “So I think it would be really
nice to get intimately acquainted with both of you.” “Oh. Uh, whew. Uh, would you
want one of us to bring a girlfriend?” “Whatever for?” “Uh . . .” “Jay” she said, “don’t you
think I can make you both very happy all by myself?” She went home and showered and
put on the same dress she’d worn Friday night, knowing it looked good with
nothing under it. They showed up together at a quarter to seven, a whiff of
Scotch on their breath from the drink each had needed to get that far. She knew
they wanted her, knew they couldn’t believe it was really going to happen. And,
of course, they had to be possessed by the usual performance anxiety, magnified
by the need to perform in front of another male, and a friend in the bargain. She began by showing them the
art, and was pleased by the intelligence and perception evident in their
reactions. They didn’t need to be aesthetes, she just wanted to fuck them, but
it made things better when there was a mind operating the body. All the
standard fantasies about brutish macho studs notwithstanding, bright and
sensitive men were almost always better in bed. Emory Allgood’s piece drew the
most interest, and one of them wanted to know the price. She explained that it
wasn’t for sale, but that the artist had a show opening in the fall. She’d make
sure they got invitations to the opening. Enough, she thought. “It’s so nice to see you
both,” she said, and brushed the back of her hand across Jay McGann’s crotch,
then flung her arms around Lowell Cooke’s neck and gave him a lingering
open-mouthed kiss. She thought Jay might grope her while she was kissing In the bedroom, they gaped at
her when she got out of the black dress, gaped again at the gold at her nipples
and the hairless pubic mound. They stripped without embarrassment, and there
was another round of kissing with hands reaching everywhere, and then they were
all three in her bed. Men always wanted a threesome
with two women, it was the closest thing they had to a universal fantasy, but
what was the sense of it? A man only had one cock, and could only put it in one
place at a time. Oh, yes, there were possibilities in foreplay, and then he
could eat one girl while he fucked the other, and in the process cheat each out
of the benefit of his full attention. It could be interesting for a woman,
being with a man and woman at once, but for a man how could the reality ever be
a match for the fantasy? With two men and a woman, on
the other hand, the physiology was equal to the fantasy. She had a mouth, she
had an ass, she had a cunt—there was more than enough of her to keep them
occupied. It was divine, and utterly
different from her night with Buckram. (Sweet Franny!) She’d got things going,
then was able to be essentially passive and let them use her as they wished,
turning her this way and that, learning her body with their hands, their
mouths. In the end, she did manage to
fulfill a longstanding fantasy. The night before, alone with herself and her
thoughts and her toys, she’d slipped the smallest dildo into her ass, a larger
one in her pussy. And now it was happening again, but this time her toys were
alive, and she didn’t have to manipulate them, she could give herself up
utterly to the pleasure of being taken and used, being fucked fore and aft. But she couldn’t get them to
do anything to each other. Men were so funny. Caught up
in passion and need, still they were careful not to touch one another, careful
that each made physical contact with her and only with her. After they’d finished their
sexual sandwich, as she lay on her back between them with their seed oozing out
of both her holes, she took one of them in each hand and said, “You know what I
would love? I would love to see one of you suck the other. I would absolutely
love that.” God, you’d think she’d
suggested they dismember a child, or strangle their mothers with a rolled-up
American flag. And it was so silly. Moments before, both of them buried in her
flesh, they’d been able to feel each other’s cocks through the thin membrane
that separated her two passages. That had contributed to her excitement, and,
she felt sure, to theirs as well, could they only acknowledge it. “It would make me so excited,”
she said. “I get wet just thinking about it. If you just did that, you could
get me to do anything you wanted, anything you could think of.” But there was the problem—they
didn’t want anything from her, now that they’d pumped the last drop of their
passion into her. All they really wanted was to shower and dress and go home to
their wives, and hope to God the women didn’t pick tonight to feel passionate. She’d planted the seed,
though. She’d given them something to think about. And, when they came around
next week, she’d propose some sort of game, some last-to-come contest, with the
loser required to give the winner a blow job. And the loser would be a good
sport about it, because being a good sport was even more important than being a
hundred percent heterosexual, and he’d give in gracefully, and before they knew
it they’d both be doing it, and loving it. What fun. SEX
WAS WONDERFUL, AND the more you did it
and the more people you did it with, the better it got. It was readily
available, it didn’t cost anything, and it was even good for you. She might
have found it impossible to keep it in proportion, and it definitely helped
that she had a third obsession. John Blair Creighton. She hadn’t realized at first
that her fascination with the man who’d strangled her real estate agent, and
who seemed to have been rewarded with a multimillion-dollar book contract, was
anything more than a desire to go to bed with him. There was, certainly, a
healthy (or not) sexual element to the obsession. He was a big,
broad-shouldered guy, good-looking but not excessively handsome, and he had a
sexual energy she’d have been aware of even if she hadn’t known who he was. She
wanted to fuck him—and would, she was sure of it—but there was more to it than
that. She was, well, yes, obsessed with the man, and she wasn’t sure
why. But it wasn’t just sexual
desire that made her spend hours online, checking out the results of a Google
search and downloading everything she could find about him. And sent her to
abe-books.com and alibris.com to order copies of all his
out-of-print books. And led her to read the books, all of them, one right after
the other, to read them cover to cover not just for the stories (which were
involving) or the characters (the men convincing, the women a little less so)
or the writing (excellent, simple and straightforward, always clear as glass,
and with a ring like Water-ford). That made reading enjoyable, but it didn’t
make it a necessity, something she felt honor-bound to do every night when she
wasn’t in bed with somebody. It couldn’t be because she’d
met him. She’d met any number of writers, and the fact of acquaintance was no
reason to read their books. She’d not only met Jay McGann, she’d fucked him
walleyed, and she was in no great hurry to read anything he’d written. It had to be because he’d been
charged with murder, but that by itself could only take her to the first book.
After that, she kept reading because of something in the work itself, and she’d
already established it wasn’t the writing or the plot or the characters, so
what was left? The sense that came through of
the author. Wasn’t that what made any work of art effective? You got little
sidelong glimpses of a soul, and, if it resonated in a certain way with your
own, you wanted more. He was going to be important
to her. She knew that much, and, when she thought about it, she had to admit
that it was a little scary. I mean, what if he actually
did kill that woman? twenty-one He woke up Saturday morning,
and it wasn’t until he was standing at the toilet, halfway through an endless
pee, that he remembered the glimpse of blue in his sock drawer, the second
look, the stunning reality of the turquoise rabbit. But had it happened? Or was
it, please God and all the angels, a dream? He brushed his teeth,
showered, dried himself, then looked in the mirror and decided he ought to
shave. Wielding the razor, he marveled at his own transparent foolishness. He’d
shaved for the first time in years what, fifteen hours ago? And he wasn’t going
anywhere today, wouldn’t be seeing anyone, and what was wrong with having a
day’s stubble on his face? Anything to put off opening
the sock drawer. He further delayed the moment
of truth by making the coffee, and it wasn’t until he’d poured the first cup
and had the first sip that he went over to the dresser and opened the drawer. And of course the rabbit was
there, in the same spot he’d left it the night before. It hadn’t hopped around,
nor had it disappeared as mysteriously as it had arrived. He picked it up and
held it in both hands and wondered what the hell he was going to do now. How had they missed it? Those
two clowns, Slaughter and Reade—except they weren’t clowns, they’d struck him
as disturbingly competent, and not without some imagination. Still, they’d come
to his apartment with one mission, to search for a missing turquoise rabbit
formerly in the possession of one Marilyn Fairchild. They’d looked everywhere,
certainly in the drawers of his dresser, and specifically in his sock drawer,
because didn’t he remember one of them—Slaughter? Reade?—picking up and
squeezing each rolled-up pair of socks in turn, just in case he’d thought to
hide the thing that way. But did he actually remember
that? Or did he in fact remember Chris Noth squeezing socks on an A&E rerun
of Law & Order, playing Mike Logan to Jerry Orbach’s Lennie Briscoe?
(Or Paul Sorvino’s Phil Cerreta, or what was the name of the character George
Dzundza played? Jesus, if he couldn’t remember that. . .) The best day of his life,
better than any night of sexual passion (and he’d had a few, and some of them,
let’s not kid ourselves, were pretty great). Better than either wedding, even
better (har har) than either divorce. Substantially better, if the truth be
told, than the days his children were born. Which reminded him. He had to
call Karin and the kids, had to give them the good news. It would be in the
papers, Roz had told him the Crown publicists would see to that, but they ought
to hear it from him first. The kids would be excited, and Karin would be
relieved, and not just because it meant they weren’t going to take her house
away from her. She’d be relieved because she cared about him, even as he cared
about her; that didn’t necessarily stop when a marriage ended. And,
pragmatically, she’d be happy to know that the kids’ college educations were
assured. And by the way, he could add, I found the cutest little bunny in
with my socks. And do you know what that means? Well, you remember that nice
woman who lived on BUT
DID IT? It meant he’d been to her
apartment, but they knew it, and he knew it, he’d even admitted it. They could
prove he’d been there, and the most the little blue rabbit could possibly do
was confirm something he’d never troubled to deny. Still, he’d exulted when
they’d failed to find it, and he’d been devastated when it turned up after all.
So what did it mean? Well, it hadn’t gotten there
by itself. If the cops had found it, he could have tried telling himself that
they’d planted it themselves. But that would have seemed
unlikely, a real Dream Team stretch, and the obvious conclusion, the only
plausible conclusion, was that he’d taken the creature from her apartment,
stashed it with his socks when he got undressed, and forgot the whole thing by
the time he awoke the next day. It wasn’t like him to steal
something. He weighed the rabbit in his palm, trying to imagine why he would
have taken it. Out of spite? Out of sheer cussed alcoholic meanness? Maybe he’d meant to ask her
about it, where she got it or who’d carved it, some damn thing, and took it
into the bedroom to show it to her. And then forgot about it until he got home,
and figured he’d find some way to return it to her in the morning, and . . . It seemed more likely that he
would have picked it up on his way out the door. Hadn’t they argued? They’d had
some kind of drunken sex, and followed it with some kind of drunken argument.
But he couldn’t remember the details, and didn’t know what he could trust of
what he did seem to remember. Suppose the worst. Suppose the argument got out
of hand. Suppose she slapped him, or said something that got to him. Suppose he
got his hands on her throat, just to shut her up, just to let her know she’d
crossed a line, and suppose she taunted him, said he wouldn’t dare, called him
an impotent cripple, and suppose his hands tightened. He’d have been drunker than he
realized. Drunk enough to do it, too drunk to remember it. Drunk enough,
certainly, to take something with him as he left, for a souvenir of the
occasion, say, or just because it caught his eye. Most pet shop sales, he’d
read somewhere, were to men who got drunk and suddenly decided that they had to
bring home a puppy. Could he have felt a similar need for a bunny rabbit? He looked at the thing again.
Much as he wished he’d never seen it, he had to concede it was not without
appeal. And he’d admired Zuni carvings in the window of Common Ground and other
local shops. He’d never felt the need to own one, but they were the sort of
thing that, seized suddenly by a fit of drunken kleptomania, he might have
reached for. And, God help him, he’d have
been capable of killing. How close had he come, really, to killing Penny all
those years ago? He’d never laid a hand on her,
but in the story that sprang from the nonincident, and in the book he was writing
now, the wife had died; the young husband had changed his mind, but too late. In the novel, the man got away
with murder. But he hadn’t really gotten away with anything, for all his life
from that day on was shaped and colored by that simple act of murder. And, as
the story unfolded on the page (or unscrolled upon the screen), it was becoming
evident that the protagonist was still a murderer, that he still sought
solutions to problems without regard to their moral implications, and that,
before the book was done, he would kill again. But that was just a book,
wasn’t it? It was his attempt to construct out of his imagination a logical
series of consequences to an event that had never taken place. It didn’t prove
anything, did it? Christ, suppose he killed her. THERE
WAS REALLY NOTHING like denial. It was a
powerful tool; used wisely, it could get you through a lot of bad days. He spent the weekend cloaked
in it, acting as if nothing had changed since he’d seen an unwelcome bit of
brightness in his sock drawer. It meant nothing, he told himself, and acted
accordingly. He made some phone calls, answered his e-mail, and worked on his
book. He’d thought it might be hard to slip back into the alternate universe of
the novel, thought the blue rabbit might have understandably thrown him off
stride, but all he had to do was sit down at the keyboard, and a few mouse
clicks took him out of his world and into the far more comfortable world of
Harry Brubaker. Comfortable for him, because he was there as an observer and
reporter. It wasn’t all that comfortable for Harry, and it was going to get a
lot worse. While he worked, the rabbit
sat on a shelf, next to the thesaurus, which he never used, and the dictionary,
which he used less now that his word-processing program had a good spell-check
feature. (Beside them stood Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations, which he
used far too frequently; he would grab it to check something, and the next
thing he knew an hour had gone by.) Now and then he would glance over at the
rabbit. It was ridiculous, even dangerous, to keep it—but he sort of liked
having it there. By Monday, when Tracy
Morgensen called, he knew about Friday night’s three firebombings. Well, no, he hadn’t. But he
couldn’t really tour right now anyway. “Because you’re working on a
new book. Yes, I know, and we’re all excited. They didn’t tell me the title. Do
you know what it’s going to be?” He said he didn’t. She ran
down a list of things she was working on. All local, she said, so he wouldn’t
have to travel, in order to keep any interference with his writing time to a
minimum. He told her that was just as well, because he wasn’t sure if he was
allowed to leave the state, given that he was currently out on bail and charged
with homicide. That stopped her right in her chirpy little tracks, but only for
a minute, and then they were back to work, figuring out what shows he would go
on, what reporters would get to interview him. By Thursday, when he went
downtown to be Lenny Lopate’s guest on WNYC radio, the police had released a
photo of the Carpenter. Friday’s papers carried the NAILED! and GOTCHA!
headlines, and he’d watched coverage on New York One and read a long
story in the Times before he walked over to The questions didn’t make
sense to him, but that wasn’t the point; they were in this together, she trying
to write something that would pass for news, he looking to get some ink and
sell some books. And, while he was at it, to give the public at large the
impression that he was one of the good guys. Maury Winters had made the
latter point when he’d asked the lawyer if it was all right to go on the air.
“It’s a godsend,” Winters told him. “Anything about Fairchild, the charges, the
trial, you smile and explain you’re not allowed to talk about it. You get some
prick won’t leave you alone on the subject, you stand up and walk out. Anything
else, you’re helpful, you smile a lot, you think crime’s a terrible thing, you
think the police do an outstanding job, you’ll be glad when this Carpenter momzer’s
locked up and the city can get back to normal. As for you, all you want to
do is sit home and write books. And John? They want to interview you, you meet
them somewhere. They’ll want to come to your apartment, they’ll want to
photograph you at your desk, or in front of a wall of your books. Your
apartment’s off limits. You don’t want ’em nosing around in your things. Meet
in the park, meet for coffee. They keep asking the wrong questions, you can get
up and leave. That’s not so easy to do when you’re already home. You meet a
cute one, you want to fool around, go to her place. If she’s married, go get a
room.” The News reporter was
cute, in an angular, hard-bitten sort of way, but she wasn’t his type, nor did
he sense that he was hers. At the end she turned off her tape recorder and put
away her notepad and said that was fine, she’d be able to get a nice feature
out of what he’d given her. They both lit fresh cigarettes,
and he asked how long she’d been at the paper, and how she’d decided on
journalism. And she said what she really wanted was to write fiction, and that
she’d almost enrolled for his workshop at the “You’d have been
shortchanged,” he said. “They canceled the last two classes.” She said, “Why?” and then
winced when she figured it out; they’d canceled the classes because the teacher
had been arrested for murder. “I’ll bet I wouldn’t have felt shortchanged,” she
said, recovering nicely. “I’ll bet you’re a good teacher.” “I didn’t do much,” he said.
“Teaching writing is like practicing medicine. The Hippocratic Oath, I mean—First,
do no harm. Mostly I just encouraged them to write. The good ones, that’s
all they need. The others, well, nothing’s going to help them, and at least
they’re writing.” She got out her pad and made
him repeat all that and wrote it down. Then she said she guessed he wouldn’t be
doing any more teaching, and he agreed that he was probably done with that. She
paid for the coffee and they shook hands and he went home. A
FEW DAYS LATER, he had lunch with
Esther Blinkoff. He met her at the Crown offices, where she took him around and
showed him off to ten or a dozen people whose hands he shook and whose names he
promptly forgot. The younger ones seemed a little in awe of him, and he wasn’t
sure whether it was the size of his contract or the fact that he was going to
be tried for homicide. Young or old, they all told him how excited they were at
the prospect of working with him. At an elegant French-Asian
restaurant on “Roz said as much,” she said,
“but I thought I would try. Actually, I think you’re right not to show work in
progress. The only reason writers do it is it gives them a chance to stop work
while they wait for a reaction from us, and the only reason we want to see
chapters along the way is to assure ourselves that the writer’s actually doing
something, not just drinking up the advance.” She patted his hand. “Present
company excepted, I hardly need add. Oh, I have some good news. We just
increased the print order on both books, Daughter and Blue Skies. They’re
good solid books, John, and I’m afraid we underpublished them the first time
around. Of course we’ve had some personnel changes since then.” “For the better, as far as I’m
concerned.” “Thank you, and I have to say
I believe you’re right. I think it’s wonderful that those two books are getting
a second chance in hardcover, and He’d long since decided
against A Nice Place to Start, and had had several working titles since,
tentative successors to Fucked If I Know. The current favorite was Darker
Than Water, and he mentioned it with some reluctance; if she didn’t like
it, they weren’t off to the best possible start, and if she loved it he was
stuck with it. “Meaning blood,” she said
immediately. “As in thicker than water, but darker instead. John,
I think it’s very good. It sounds dark, obviously, and it has the feel of a
thriller title, but at the same time it’s subtle enough so that there’s a
literary feel to it. And it’s short enough so that the art director won’t have
a hard time getting it to look good on the mass-market paperback.” She’d heard him on New York
& Company, and said he’d come across well. Lopate made it easy for his
guests, he told her, and she agreed, but said he was effective in his own
right. “And that’s important,” she said. “It didn’t used to be, and maybe it
shouldn’t be, but the business has changed. How do you feel about touring? Not
this fall, we’ve ruled that out even if it were possible, but for Darker
Than Water.” “If I’m free to tour, I’m all
for it.” “Free to tour. Let’s see now.
In the most tentative way, because the last thing I want to do is put pressure
on you, we’ve sort of penciled the book into our schedule for October of 2003.
I know there’s going to have to be a trial—do you mind talking about this?” “No, of course not.” “Well, we’re certainly not
going to publish before next October, and wouldn’t you think the trial
will be over by then?” “It seems likely,” he said.
“And if I’m acquitted, I’ll be happy to go anywhere you send me.” “If you’re acquitted. John, I
don’t think there’s the slightest doubt you’ll be acquitted.” “I think there might be a
little doubt over on “At the Manhattan DA’s office?
I honestly don’t know why they don’t drop the charges. I’m sure that lunatic
killed her. He seems to have killed everybody else who died in the past six
months.” They’d collected a full set of
Harbinger’s fingerprints from the Upper West Side apartment he’d abandoned, and
someone had matched a thumb print to a previously unidentifiable print left on
a quart can of charcoal lighter found in the ashes of a blaze in the Bronx back
in the early spring. That was strong evidence that the Carpenter had already
been plying his trade well before the As were his whereabouts. The
Carpenter had stayed at the same Midtown flophouse for several days after his
attack on the three Since then there’d been no end
of sightings, no end of squad cars dispatched to locations throughout the five
boroughs. But nothing had panned out. William Boyce Harbinger, aka the
Carpenter, had vanished from the earth or into it. OVER
COFFEE HE SAID, “Actually, there’s a
possibility the charges might be dropped. That’s what my attorney’s pushing
for.” “I should hope so. That’s
Maury Winters, if I’m not mistaken? Now there’s a man who could write a book.
Of course his best stories are probably ones he’s not allowed to tell.” They traded Maury Winters
stories and then Creighton felt sufficiently at ease to raise a question that
had been bothering him. “If there was no case,” he said. “If it turned out
Harbinger somehow got into the woman’s apartment and killed her—” “Which I’m convinced is what
happened.” “Well, would it be harmful
from a publishing standpoint? If there was no trial, and the story more or less
petered out?” “And would we consequently
drop you like a hot rock? John, you don’t need to go on trial for your life in
order to become a star. You’re a star already.” “That’s very nice, but my
sales figures—” “A, never amounted to much,
and B, are meaningless at this point. You’re a man who’s been the focus of
considerable attention, and on the strength of that plus your unquestioned
talent and ability and, I must say, an agent with more savvy than most, you’ve
become a writer able to command a three-million-dollar advance. Which I was
thrilled to pay, and not because I had hopes that you’d say something poignant
on Court TV, or have a second career as an astronaut and be the first man to
set foot on Mars. As far as promotion and publicity are concerned, you’re
already as hot a ticket as you have to be.” “I wasn’t sure.” “Well, be sure. John, I didn’t
just make a deal for one book. I bought your whole backlist, which we’ll bring
out in paper a month before we do Darker Than Water in hardcover, and I
like that title more and more, I hope you go on liking it yourself. Where was
I?” “The backlist.” “The backlist, which we’ll
sell the hell out of, trust me, but let me remind you that we also bought Darker
Than Water plus the book that comes after it. You’re not even thinking
about that second book, and there’s no reason why you should be, but I’m
thinking about it, and I’m thinking of the books you’ll write after that, which
we haven’t contracted for but will when the time comes. I want you at Crown
until the end of time, John, or until I retire, whichever comes first, and
that’s not because I think I can milk a few sales out of a few newspaper
headlines. So all I want is for you to live and be well and write some terrific
books, and if that lunatic walked into a police station tomorrow and confessed
to everything from the Lindbergh kidnapping on, and said that oh, by the way,
there was a woman he strangled on Charles Street, John, I’d be the second
happiest person on the planet.” “The second happiest? Oh,
because I’d be the happiest.” “Wouldn’t you? And I’ll tell
you something else, just from a purely promotional standpoint, and that’s to
have a best-selling author who it turns out was falsely accused of a crime
committed by the notorious Carpenter—John, if you were a publicist, do you
think you’d have much trouble getting a little media coverage for somebody like
that?” She sighed. “But first they have to catch the son of a bitch, and the
sooner the better. How he must hate us!” “Us?” “New Yorkers. For living when
his children died. And his wife, or do you think he killed her himself?” There’d been speculation to
that effect; the physician, long the Harbinger family doctor, admitted under
questioning that he’d signed the death certificate without looking too closely.
It had looked like a suicide to him, and out of sympathy to the widower he’d
written cardiac arrest in the space for cause of death. Which was true
enough, in that the woman’s heart had indeed ceased to beat. The cremation, and the
subsequent disappearance of the ashes, made it forever impossible to determine
whether Carole Harbinger’s death had or had not been at her husband’s hands.
Whether it was part of his problem, in other words, or part of his solution. He said, “I don’t know if he
hates us. I don’t know what it is that drives him. The Curry Hill murders, the
bloodbath that got him his name, that looked like a thrill killing, but that’s
not what drives this guy. I don’t see him as having any fun.” “God, I should hope not!” “I can sort of imagine what
somebody like that might be going through. Feeling so much pain, so much loss,
and having to do something about it. I’m not presuming to guess how it is with
this particular guy, but I can imagine how it might be.” Esther Blinkoff sat back,
folded her hands. “There’s your next book,” she said. HE
FELT A LITTLE silly buying the cornmeal. He picked it up at the
Gristedes on The smallest package was eight
ounces, and he figured that would last awhile. He’d been walking home from
another coffee shop interview, this one at Reggio on On the way home, a shop window
caught his eye. Someone had arranged a desert diorama, with sand and cacti and,
incongruously, quartz crystals and other mineral specimens. But what got his
attention was a group of stone carvings of animals, fetishes similar to the
turquoise rabbit. There were no rabbits, but there were several bears (unlikely
in a desert, you would think) along with some dogs and other creatures he
couldn’t identify. He entered the shop, and found
a glass case with a great many more fetishes, some an inch long that could have
been stamped out with a cookie cutter, others very elaborately and
realistically crafted, including an eagle whose every feather was defined and a
snarling bobcat or lynx that looked positively fierce. The shop attendant, a black
girl with her hair fixed in blond cornrows and rings on six of her fingers,
explained what the fetishes were. The bear was a powerful figure in the Native
American cosmology, he learned, and thus was the most common subject for
carvers, even in areas where actual bears could not be found. And what he’d
taken for dogs were in fact coyotes, and the coyote was the great trickster of
Indian folk myths. “Wile E. Coyote,” he said. “Except he’s the one who gets
tricked all the time. This one’s probably a badger, and of course you get owls
and birds. Here’s a rabbit, an owl, a frog. A buffalo, you see plenty of them.” And would he like to take one
of them home and feed it? He said he didn’t think so, that a friend had given
him a fetish and he just wanted to get some sense of what it was and what to do
with it. Did you pray to them? “I don’t think so,” she said.
“I think you sort of honor their spirits, you know? And absorb their energy.
And of course you have to feed them.” And she’d explained about the cornmeal,
and showed him a selection of small shallow dishes suitable for the purpose.
The nicest one was a piece of lustrous black pottery and he was astonished to
learn they wanted forty-five dollars for it. “It’s But he liked the black one,
and said he’d take it. While she was wrapping it he said he bet there was a lot
she could tell him about the fetishes and pottery, and that he’d really like to
take her to dinner and learn more. She smiled, her whole face
lighting up, and touched one of the rings on her left hand. “Now this gets sort
of lost in the shuffle here,” she said, “but it’s a wedding band.” He started
to apologize, but she told him not to, that she was flattered. “You ever see me
without the ring,” she said, “ask me again, okay?” A
FEW DAYS AGO he’d moved some books
to create a niche for the rabbit. Now he spooned cornmeal into the black dish
and placed it in front of the little animal. He checked his messages,
returned a call from Roz. She was holding off on foreign sales until she had Darker
Than Water in hand, but reported that his French publishers wanted to renew
contracts on his earlier titles, and to acquire one book they’d passed on first
time around. Nothing succeeded like
success. There were two other messages,
but not ones he wanted to respond to. He erased them and sat down at the
keyboard, and the book drew him in almost instantly, and the next thing he knew
it was dark outside and he was hungry. He saved his work, ran spell-check, and
printed out the day’s pages. While they were printing he picked up the phone
and ordered Chinese food. He could have gone out, but he
hardly ever did, except for interviews. The phone rang more frequently these
days, with old friends who’d avoided him after the arrest now eager to pick up
where they’d left off. He was cordial enough, but found himself turning down
dates, pleading the pressures of work. He gave the same excuse to a couple of
new friends, if that’s what they were— people he’d met that magical night at
Stelli’s, who hadn’t dropped him earlier because they hadn’t even known him
then. He didn’t bear resentments toward the old friends—at least he didn’t
think he did—and he didn’t want to reject the overtures of the new friends. But
he really didn’t feel very social. He wondered how much the
rabbit had to do with this. Not its mystical energy,
nothing like that. Just the enormous fact of its presence, because until he’d
come upon it in his sock drawer he’d been looking forward to an expansion of
his social activities, to nights at the Kettle and the Corner Bistro, to field
trips uptown to Stelli’s. Dinners at fine restaurants, and night games at Shea,
and the company of women. He looked at the rabbit,
serene enough in front of its dish of cornmeal. He heard Bogart’s voice in his
head, speaking in haiku: Of all the sock drawers In all the towns in the
world You hopped into mine . . . Hitting on the girl who’d sold
him the little black dish had been spontaneous, and more of a surprise to him
than to her. It was probably just as well she’d had a husband, or invented one.
Jesus, she was half his age, and what would they talk about when they ran out of
Zuni fetishes and And suppose she’d come back to
his apartment, and wanted to see his fetish? Suppose she recognized it, suppose
she’d sold it to Marilyn Fairchild? That wasn’t as far-fetched as it sounded; He went over and took another
look at the rabbit. Was he supposed to name it? That was something he could
have asked the girl. He wasn’t inclined to think of a name for it. He had to name
characters, every little walk-on in Harry Brubaker’s life needed a name and a
history and that made him think of the biblical folk tale of Adam in the
garden, required to assign names to all the animals. It felt presumptuous, like
playing God, when he arbitrarily assigned names and back stories to characters,
but maybe it was more a matter of playing Adam. The first day or two, he’d
figured he had to get rid of the rabbit. It was dangerous to have it in his
possession, and he was just lucky beyond belief that the cops hadn’t found it
when they’d come looking for it. How likely would they be to overlook it a
second time? He thought of ways to dispose
of the rabbit, simple things like dropping it into a sewer, more elaborate
strategies like walking a few blocks west and tossing it off a pier into the But for some reason he wanted
it. He liked the thing, and wasn’t
that nutty? Although, if you thought about it, it wasn’t all that surprising.
If he’d liked it enough to swipe it in the first place, why shouldn’t he go on
liking it? Had he somehow killed her for
it? Had she caught him taking it, and called him on it, and had that triggered
the fight that left her dead? He could see how that might have happened, but
that was the trouble, he could imagine anything and everything. He’d keep it, he decided. At
least until it was time to buy more cornmeal. HER
CARD WAS STILL in his sock drawer. Susan Pomerance, who sold folk
and outsider art, and what was a turquoise rabbit if not folk art? Probably not
the sort of thing she dealt in, but she very likely knew something about the
art of the southwestern tribes. Come up and see my fetish—how
was that for an opening line? Did he even need an opening
line? She’d made her interest clear enough. All that had been required of him
was that he call her the next day, or the day after, and they could follow her
script. But he hadn’t called. He’d
found the rabbit, and walked around in a daze for a few days, and then forgot
about her and her calling card, and now far too much time had elapsed. Hi,
this is John Creighton, I’ve had better things to think about than you, but I’m
horny as a toad right now, so why don’t you come on over? Yeah, right. She was good-looking, too, and
more age-appropriate and culture-appropriate than the girl he’d hit on. But
he’d waited too long, and that was that. Might as well throw her card
away. Then again, it wouldn’t hurt
to hang on to it. MAURY
WINTERS SAID, “BEEN a while,
boychik. I feel like we’ve been in touch on account of I keep reading about you
in the papers.” “Have I been overdoing it,
Maury?” “No, it’s good, the publicity.
The more you show up as an important figure in the arts, the more absurd it is
that you should be accused of a crime. Listen, you remember Fabrizzio?” “Vividly.” “Yeah, she makes an
impression. She also made an offer.” “Oh?” “And I report it to you
because I have to, but I also have to advise you very strongly to turn it down.
What she offers is for you to plead to second-degree manslaughter, with a
sentencing recommendation of three to five years. You’d do the minimum and be
out in under three.” “I see.” “Now the only interesting
thing about this offer,” Winters said, “is that she made it, and believe me,
she had a tough time getting the words out. The only reason she’d offer a plea
to Man Two is her case is looking a little worse every day, and what she wants
and what her boss wants is for it to go away. And the reason I’m even bothering
you with it is because I’m going to turn it down, thanks but no thanks, and
then she’ll ask me what I want, and I’ll say I want her to drop the charges
altogether, and she’ll make another offer.” “Which will be what?” “My guess? Involuntary
manslaughter, a year or two, whatever the code calls for, and the sentence
suspended so you got no time to serve.” “Really.” “That’s my guess. And that’s
where we have a decision to make.” He thought for a moment. “I’d
have to allocute,” he said. “That’s exactly correct, but
how do you even happen to know the word, if you don’t mind my asking?” “TV.” “Of course, how else? Now
everybody can talk like a lawyer. Yes, you’d have to allocute. You’d have to
stand up in front of God and everybody, which includes the judge and the media,
and tell how you happened to kill Fairchild.” “Which I didn’t do.” “Which you have always
maintained you didn’t do, but you’d have to say you did. Now I can’t advise you
to lie, but someone in a similar position could say that his partner had been
choking on something, had appeared unable to breathe, and consequently he’d
taken hold of her and tried to assist her by shaking her, and it so happened he
was holding her by the neck, and the shaking didn’t help, and the next thing he
knew . . . well, you get the point.” “Yes.” “If she offers it and if we
take it, which is a lot of ifs for one sentence, you do no time whatsoever.
That’s the good news, but the bad news is you’re on record as saying you did
it. Anybody on the inside’ll know it’s a formality, but the general public’s
only going to know that you stood up in court and admitted you killed the
woman. You’ve got a felony conviction on your record, and yes, you’re free to
walk around, but so’s OJ, and there’s not a whole lot of people inviting him
over for dinner, or trying to fix him up with their sisters. Other hand, when
it comes to prison, there’s a world of difference between being inside and
being out.” “What would you advise,
Maury?” “At this stage,” he said, “I
wouldn’t, because what’s to advise when there isn’t an offer on the table? This
is just a heads-up, John, so you can start thinking about it. Meanwhile,
remember that green rabbit those bozos came around looking for?” “Blue.” “Huh?” “It said blue on the warrant.” “I stand corrected. Let’s hope
they find that Carpenter putz, and they search him head to toe, and when they
look up his ass, lo and behold, there’s the rabbit. Then you won’t have to
decide what to do about the offer Fabrizzio hasn’t made yet.” COULD
HE STAND UP in court and say he’d
done it? If he was innocent, could he
proclaim himself guilty? If he was guilty, could he admit it, make it a matter
of record? And suppose he didn’t know?
Suppose he couldn’t really say one way or the other? twenty-two HE
HAD BEEN the hunter. Now he was
the hunted. It had changed so suddenly. The Carpenter, they called
him. At first it had been the Curry Hill Carpenter, when they had no idea who
he was or what he’d done beyond the triple murder on Just the Carpenter, now. After
that Friday night, after they’d been clever enough to see that the firebombings
were his work as well, one newspaper referred to him as the Curry Hill-Chelsea
Carpenter, but that was cumbersome and not as catchy. Since then, of course, they’d
matched a fingerprint and knew about the The Carpenter. He’d disliked
the name initially, irked at the way they were fixated on the physical
implements he’d used on a single occasion, the hammer and the chisel. (They
didn’t even know about the screwdriver.) He grew more accepting of the
sobriquet as he came to see it as pointing up the workmanlike nature of his
efforts. And then one day it struck him that the word was more appropriate than
they could consciously realize, for wasn’t a carpenter more than a worker, more
than the simple practitioner of a trade? Wasn’t he, first and foremost, a
builder? Reading the stories, one
realized that they missed the point, that they saw only the destructive aspect
of what he was doing. They had no way of knowing that he tore down only to
rebuild, took life only to renew life. They had no understanding of sacrifice,
his or anyone else’s. And yet they must, on some
unconscious level. That wasn’t why they named him the Carpenter, that was the
natural result of his use of the tools, reinforced by the happy alliteration of
craft and neighborhood. But perhaps that was why the name stuck, why they clung
to it after they knew his name. He was a carpenter, a builder, and he was
building their city, and would go on with his mission while he had breath in
his body. YOU’D
THINK THEY’D HAVE caught him by
now. At the beginning, he took it
for granted he’d be caught, and didn’t expect it would take long. When he
watched firefighters battle the blaze on And he’d have told them why.
They might not have understood, but he’d have made the effort. But no one approached him, or
even looked twice at him. And in the weeks that followed he realized that no
one ever looked twice at him, that he might have been invisible for all the
attention he received. When he was a boy he used to
like a radio program about a character named Lamont Cranston, alias the Shadow.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows. The
Shadow, an announcer explained each week, had the power to cloud men’s minds so
they could not see him. And didn’t he have that power? Except he achieved it through
no exercise of will. And he wondered if it might not be an effect of the losses
he had sustained, the four sacrifices that had set him upon his own sacrificial
mission. Could not those deaths, coming one upon another as they did, have
taken away bits of his own very self? He had not felt the same since then, and
knew he never would. Was it not possible that part of what he’d lost had been
that quality that commanded attention from others? He was not literally
invisible, like Lamont Cranston, but when people did see him he didn’t make
much of an impression on their awareness. They took no notice of him and
retained no memory of him. As time passed, he came to
take his invisibility for granted, to view it as a protective shield that would
guarantee him invulnerability while he did his terrible work. He’d continued to
take precautions, he’d made sure no one was looking when he hurled his jars of
gasoline and when he wielded his razor, but he no longer expected to be
captured, or even seen. He hadn’t even thought about
security cameras. Nor had he fully appreciated the nature of the manhunt that
would be an immediate result of the three It was hard now to recall why
he’d established that pattern in the first place. He’d seen and recognized the
young man; following him, it seemed as if he was being specifically led to the
sites of his next sacrifices. It hadn’t occurred to him to question this at the
time, and now, looking back on it, he failed to see what his purpose might have
been. You couldn’t say it had no rhyme or reason. It had rhyme, certainly, but
the reason was less readily apparent. No matter. It was done. HE
SAT AT THE window, watching the city. The apartment was a
comfortable one, light and airy, comfortably furnished, with two window air
conditioners that kept the place almost too cool throughout an August heat
wave. It was spacious as well, occupying the entire top floor of a narrow
three-story frame house on Evelyn Crispin, the woman whose
apartment this was, was one such person. She was fifty-one years old, and
worked as a legal secretary at a Wall Street law firm. She had been married in
her twenties, and a wedding picture in a frame on her dresser showed her as a
young and pretty bride, standing beside a beaming groom. He’d died a few years
later, killed in an automobile accident, and shortly thereafter she’d moved to The cat, nameless or not,
demanded periodically to be fed. It did so now, weaving itself around his
ankles, rubbing its body against him to attract his attention. He went into the
kitchen, got a can of cat food from the cupboard. There were only two left on
the shelf, and when they were gone he’d have to figure out what to do about the
cat. He opened the can, spooned the
food into its dish, placed the dish on the floor. Watching the animal eat, he
was reminded that he ought to eat something himself, and opened a can of lentil
soup and another of roast beef hash, which on balance did not look all that
different from what he’d just fed to the cat. He heated the soup in a saucepan
and the hash in a frying pan, transferred the contents to a bowl and a plate,
and sat at the kitchen table to eat his meal. When the cat hopped up onto the
table to investigate, he took it by the scruff of the neck and tossed it across
the room. That would do for now, but next meal it would try again; the beast
was capable of learning, but not of retaining what it learned. When he was finished eating he
washed his dishes in the sink, wiped them dry with a red-and-white checkered
dishtowel, and put them away. He was, he thought, the ideal tenant. He washed
the dishes, made the bed, and fed the cat. He even watered the plants, although
he suspected he was overwatering at least one of them. He checked the refrigerator’s
freezer compartment, and it had obligingly made ice of the water he’d put in
the ice cube trays. He filled a bucket with the cubes, refilled all four trays
with tap water, and dumped the bucket of ice cubes in the bathtub. Then he
closed the bathroom door and returned to the front room and his chair by the
window. HE
MISSED HIS BOOKS, his histories,
his diaries of old New Yorkers. As far as he knew, they were still in his
storage locker in In The phone rang, and he let it
ring. There was an answering machine, but he’d disconnected it, not wanting
people leaving messages. There weren’t many calls, and this was the day’s
first. There’d been a call early on
from her office, and he’d returned that call the following morning, explaining
that Ms. Crispin had been called out of town suddenly for a family emergency,
that she’d asked him, a neighbor and friend, to notify them, and that it was
impossible to say when she might return. Two days later he called them again to
report that her aunt had in fact died, that Ms. Crispin was the woman’s sole heir,
and would remain in So there wouldn’t be any more
calls from the office. She had a bookcase full of
books, mostly paperback novels, but one illustrated volume called Lost
Brooklyn, filled with photographs of buildings, many of them quite
magnificent, which had fallen to the wrecking ball. He liked looking at the
pictures and pondering the transitory nature of all things, even buildings. But
he couldn’t get transported by pictures as he could by text. HE
HAD PLENTY OF money. Before they’d
identified him, before they put his picture in the paper, he’d realized that
his days of anonymity were over. Accordingly he’d used the ATM, drawing the
$800 daily maximum for three days in succession. His expenses were lower now,
too, since he couldn’t go to a hotel, or eat in a restaurant. The $2,400 he’d
drawn would last him for the time that remained to him. Before he found the Then he found Evelyn Crispin’s
apartment, and his life became less of a struggle. She had a cupboard and
refrigerator full of food, and a soft bed for him to sleep in, and a
comfortable chair and a television set with cable reception. She had neighbors,
too, but he never saw them. He left the apartment after two a.m. and returned
before five, and never encountered anyone. Every day that he stayed out
of sight, the likelihood of their capturing him diminished. The hunt would go
on indefinitely, but the public, with its eight million pairs of eyes, had a
notoriously short attention span. Look how quickly they’d forgotten all about
the man who’d sent anthrax through the mails. Other stories were already
competing for their notice, and the Carpenter’s facial features, not that
sharply delineated in their photo to begin with, would blur and soften and
recede from the forefront of their collective memory. Before long he would be
invisible again. SOMEONE
WAS RINGING THE doorbell, knocking
on the door. He’d been drifting, lost in
reverie, not asleep but not entirely awake, either, and now he sprang from his
chair and turned toward the door. Someone had a key in it and was turning the
lock. They couldn’t get in, he’d thrown the bolt, but he had to do something. He picked up a knife in the
kitchen, then went to the door, called, “Yes? Who is it?” “It’s Carlos,” a voice said.
“Come to check on Miz Crispin. You want to open the door?” “I can’t,” he said. “I was in
the shower and I heard you banging on the door. You’ve upset the cat terribly.” “I don’t want to upset
nobody,” Carlos said. “Where’s the lady? Been days now and nobody’s seen her.” “She’s out of town,” he said.
“Didn’t you get the note she left?” “What note?” “She’s in A woman’s voice said, “ “In “I know she’s from “I just wanted to make sure
she was all right,” Carlos said. “She’s fine,” he said. “I had
a postcard from her the other day. Come around tomorrow and I’ll show it to
you.” “No, I don’t have to see no
postcard. I just. . .” “Listen,” he said, “the
water’s still running in the shower. You’re good to be concerned. She’s
fortunate to have such good neighbors.” “I’m the super. This building
and three others on the block. I’m sort of responsible, you know what I mean?” “I do,” he said, “and I
appreciate it.” He stood there, gripping the
knife, until he heard their footsteps reach the bottom of the stairs. HE
WAS GOING TO have to decide about
fingerprints. To leave them or to wipe them
away? There were persuasive arguments on both sides. If they found his
fingerprints, and thus knew he’d taken refuge here on On the other hand, he’d be far
from Boerum Hill, far from all of He could picture Carlos on Live
at Five, interviewed by a vacuous reporter on the steps of the Yes, let them find his prints.
Let them dread the Carpenter. It wouldn’t make things that much more dangerous
for him, and he didn’t have to stay away from them for that much longer. It was already well into
August. IN
THE MORNING, HE thought, Carlos
would start to wonder. Perhaps he should meet Evelyn Crispin’s friend face to
face, instead of having to talk with him through a door. Time to be going. He undressed, and put all of
his clothes in her washing machine, sitting patiently at the window until it
was time to switch them to the dryer. When they were dry he laid out the
clothes he would put on when he awoke, packed the rest into a navy-blue
backpack he’d found in one of the closets. One of the small drawers in
the kitchen held hardware—pliers, regular and Phillips-head screwdrivers, a
hammer, a tape measure, a jar full of assorted nails and screws. He took out
the hammer, and went through the jar to select the largest nail. It was a
formidable thing, three inches long, and thick. He put the hammer and nail on
the kitchen counter and closed the drawer. The freezer had done its work,
and the ice cubes had hardened. He collected the cubes in a bucket, refilled
the trays, dumped the bucket in the bathtub. He wet a washcloth and gave
himself a sponge bath, then got into her bed. The air conditioner, running full
blast, had the room like an icebox, and he used both blankets. He awoke at a quarter after
two, dressed in the clothes he’d laid out, moving quietly to avoid disturbing
the neighbor a flight below. The cat, whom he’d locked out of the bedroom, was
busy rubbing against his ankles, signaling its hunger. He glanced down at the
cat, then over at the hammer he’d left handy on the kitchen counter. He opened a can of cat food,
fed the animal, and had a look at the ice cube trays, but the thin skin of ice
yielded to his fingertip when he tested a cube. He watered the plants, except
for the one that showed signs of overwatering, and freshened the water in the
cat’s bowl. Then he picked up the hammer and the nail and went into the
bathroom, where Evelyn Crispin lay faceup in a tub of water in which some ice
cubes, still not entirely melted, lay floating. He’d started with bags of ice
from a bodega on There were bruises on Evelyn
Crispin’s cheek and temple, where he had struck her, and marks on her neck,
where he had strangled her. He gazed down at her and felt something for her,
but he couldn’t say exactly what it was. Pity? Perhaps. He knelt at the side of the
tub, and his lip curled in distaste for what he was about to do. He took no joy
in the act, but, like everything he did, it was not without purpose. He pounded the nail into the
very center of her forehead. Shortly after three, he donned
the backpack and slipped out the door, careful not to let the cat follow him
out. He locked the door behind him, and made his way silently down the two
flights of stairs. No light was visible under the doors of his neighbors on the
lower two floors. He guessed they were sleeping soundly, and was careful not to
interrupt their sleep.
It was a nice night for a
walk, and he was in no hurry. He turned left, and walked at a brisk but
unhurried pace through the summer night. The backpack, he decided, was better
than a suitcase, better than a tote bag or shopping bag. It left his hands
free, and seemed less a burden altogether. He was glad he’d noticed it in the
closet, glad he’d decided to put it to use. Just a few more weeks, he
thought. Waiting on the deserted subway
platform, he tried to think what he would do—not right away, but when it was
time. The Carpenter’s final action, the triumphant event in which he was part
of the sacrifice, was his bid for greatness, and he couldn’t think what it
might be. He knew when it would happen, but not what form it would take. But it wasn’t something you
could think of, was it? He had a seat on a bench, folded his hands in his lap,
and, waiting for his train, he waited, too, for the answer to be revealed to
him. twenty-three FOR
THE FIRST time, the Carpenter had
signed his work. The Post called it a direct response to their
headline. They’d depicted him with a nail in his forehead, and he’d left his
latest victim mutilated in just such a fashion. While quick to take credit, if
that’s what it was, the newspaper was just as quick to absolve itself of any
responsibility in the matter. Medical evidence, they pointed out, established
beyond question that the woman had lain dead for days in that tub of ice water
before her killer had added his final grisly touch. The News called it a
challenge to the authorities. The Carpenter was taunting the police, daring
them to catch him. No doubt he blamed the police for failing to prevent the
9/11 tragedy that took his family from him, and this was his revenge. The Times interviewed a
forensic psychiatrist, who pointed out that the Carpenter, who had always
sought anonymity in the past, had now gone public, seeking the credit for his
latest murder. He had now reached the stage where he actively desired to get
caught, and would no doubt behave accordingly, taking greater risks, making
less effort to avoid arrest, and very likely raising the stakes by committing
crimes on an increasingly grand scale. Fran Buckram first learned of
the Boerum Hill murder from a TV newscast. He went out and bought all three
papers and read the coverage in each, then turned on New York One to see if
there’d been any further developments. There were none, then or in the days
that followed, but the story continued to get a lot of play in the media
despite the lack of anything you could call news. Different experts contributed
theories and observations, and reporters polled ordinary citizens throughout
the metropolitan area to get their remarkably uninformed opinions. Everyone
with even a passing acquaintance with Evelyn Crispin, at the law firm where
she’d worked and in her Boerum Hill neighborhood, was encouraged to offer an
appraisal of the woman’s character and lament her horrible death. How had the Carpenter picked
her? What was it in her life that made him choose to end it? Why, having
evidently killed the woman immediately upon gaining access to her apartment,
had he cohabited with her corpse for well over a week? (This had not been
intended to infer, the Times explained the following day, that there had
been any sexual contact between Ms. Crispin and Mr. Harbinger, either before or
after her demise, such contact having been specifically ruled out by postmortem
examination. The day after that, the paper printed a second Corrections notice,
stating that the word infer in the previous day’s follow-up should of
course have been imply.) Buckram, who made it his
business to read everything printed on the subject, thought that they were
missing the point. He had a pretty good idea how the Carpenter had selected his
victim. He hung out in the neighborhood and kept his eyes open, which seemed to
be something he was good at, and painstaking about. He looked for someone who
lived alone, whose apartment he could go to and from without passing through a
lobby. He’d picked her out for convenience, and had killed her not because her
death was part of his plan (whatever his plan might be), but because he wanted
her apartment. So he could hide out in it. You didn’t need to be a Feebie
profiler in a cheap suit or a Freudian with a Viennese accent to work it out.
You didn’t have to think like a psychopath, either. It was, as far as he could
make out, pretty much a matter of common sense. The son of a bitch was so hot
he was on fire, with a whole police force turning the city inside out looking
for him. They’d found his bank account and frozen it, found his storage locker
and cleaned it out. He had no access to money or possessions, and nowhere to
sit down and think about it. The birds of the field had
their nests, but a police task force was making sure the son of a bitch had no
place to lay his head. Every desk clerk in every flophouse and cheap hotel had
his picture, and got frequent follow-up visits from the cops. Homeless
shelters, lounges at all three So he’d found an apartment to
sublet. He couldn’t do it the usual And the nail in the forehead? Well, that was puzzling. No
getting around it, that was a poser. If it was anything other than a signature,
a way to claim this death as one of his own, Buckram couldn’t think what it
might be. And why would he want to do that? To play a game with the
police? He didn’t think so. The man
had suffered extraordinary losses. His whole family had vanished in the blink
of an eye, and not in a fire, not in an auto accident, not in a train wreck or
plane crash, but in the course of a deliberate attack upon the entire city.
That didn’t seem likely to turn a quiet gentleman, almost reclusive in his
retirement, into some cackling schemer intent upon making fools of a police
department. No, Harbinger had a purpose. It might not be rational, couldn’t be
rational, but there was probably logic to it. Not that anybody could crack the
code from a distance and read the poor bastard’s mind. As far as the tabloids were
concerned, he was evil. Sick, twisted. And his acts were evil, no question
about it, but something in Buckram resisted the demonization of the man. He’d
run across a lot of people over the years who’d done evil things, and some of
them knew their deeds were evil, but others did not. The woman who smashed her
daughter’s skull because she was sick of changing diapers was categorically
different from the man who sat on his son’s chest, effectively crushing the boy
to death, because that was the only way he could think of to expel the devil
that made the child cough all night long. Both were criminally unfit parents,
and both could be placed in a space capsule and rocketed into orbit without
making the world a poorer place for their absence, but one was evil in a way
that the other was not. He wished he could figure out
what the Carpenter was trying to accomplish. Because if you could do that,
maybe you could figure out what he was going to do next. And he was going to do
something. The nail in the forehead, if it did nothing else, served notice that
the Carpenter wasn’t ready to hang up his tools. Until then, he’d thought the
man might be done. He wasn’t a lifelong career psychopath, had lived an
apparently blameless life until 9/11 unhinged him, and it had seemed entirely
possible that the level of carnage he’d achieved in Or he might just stop what he
was doing and disappear. The common wisdom held that pattern criminals and
serial killers never stopped until they were caught or killed, that what drove
them continued to drive them to the end. But he knew this wasn’t always so.
Sometimes the bad guys seemed to lose interest. When they’d achieved a degree
of notoriety, like the Zodiac nut job in They wouldn’t forget about the
Carpenter, but he could have stopped. He could have wiped up his fingerprints
and left the hammer and nail in the hardware drawer and gone off into the
night, and no one would have linked this latest killing to him. And the next
time he went to ground he might have worked out a way to do it without killing
anybody. But he’d used the hammer, used
the nail. He wasn’t done. He had something planned, something that would dwarf
the He couldn’t think his way to a
solution, nor could he think of anything else. He wished to God there was
something he could do. He’d thought of offering his services to the cop who was
running the case, but realized what an embarrassment that would be all around.
Even if he did it quietly, who could avoid the assumption that he was
grandstanding, positioning himself for a 2005 run at He thought of the drawing room
mysteries of the twenties and thirties, with the gifted amateur sleuth who
volunteered his services to the baffled police and solved intricate murders for
them. And here he was, all set to present himself as a latter-day version of
that amateur sleuth. Because that was all he was now, his professional
experience notwithstanding. He was a private citizen, and nothing changed
that—not the awards and commendations boxed up in his closet, not the courtesy
cards in his wallet, not the monthly pension check he drew after twenty-plus
years of service. Not the revolver in a locked
drawer in his desk, or the carry permit for it. So he sat around reading about
the case, and calling old friends to talk about it. And he thought about it,
and tried to figure some useful way he could play a lone hand, somehow
out-thinking the Carpenter and tracking him down on his own. It was an
appealing fantasy, but that’s all it was. A fantasy. Yet he stayed with it.
Because, for some goddamned reason that, like the Carpenter’s scheme, he hadn’t
yet managed to figure out, there didn’t seem to be anything else he could do. IT
WAS THE WOMAN, of course. Susan
Pomerance. Seeing her at Stelli’s, remembering her from L’Aiglon d’Or, he’d
seized his opportunity and picked her up. Right, like a moth picking up
a flame. Next thing he’d known he was
spread-eagled facedown on her bed and she was calling him by a girl’s name and
treating him like a girl. He thought she was going to rip him open, thought
he’d bleed to death shackled to her bed and hooded like a trained falcon. And
then he came so hard he thought he’d die of that. Afterward, dismissed and sent
home, he took a long shower, then drew a hot tub and soaked in it. He tried to
put the evening in some sort of perspective, but couldn’t get a handle on it,
swinging back and forth between excitement and revulsion. He’d sleep on it, he
decided. A lot of things made more sense after a good night’s sleep. He wondered if he’d be able to
sleep, but dropped off almost immediately and didn’t stir for almost nine
hours. He awoke with a sense of having dreamed throughout the night but no
recollection of any of the dreams. He ached physically, not only where she’d
penetrated him but in muscles throughout his body that he’d tensed in
unaccustomed ways. And he winced at the memory of what he’d done, or rather of
what he’d allowed to be done to him. And at the recollection of his own
response. Come see me Friday, she’d
said. Yeah, right, he thought. The only question in his mind was whether he
should call and let her know he wasn’t coming or just not show up and let her
figure it out for herself. With her looks and her morals, she wouldn’t have
trouble finding another partner; with her toy chest, she wouldn’t be hard put
getting along without one. Maybe he’d send flowers, with
a note saying he’d decided not to see her again. Once, a philosopher . . . the
note could say. Would she get the reference? A
professor at Colgate had loved to tell the story. Voltaire had accepted an
invitation from a friend to go to a specialized brothel—young boys, something
like that. He’d gone and had a good time, and the friend invited him again a
few weeks later. Voltaire declined. But you had such a good time, the friend
said. Mais oui, said Voltaire. Once, un philosophe. Twice, a
pervert. Flowers and goodbye. That
would be nice, the sort of mixed message that might even appeal to the dizzy
bitch. Or, to keep it simple, he could skip the flowers and skip the note and
just never see her again. She’d get over it, and so would he. He checked his book, and saw
that it was moot. He couldn’t go Friday anyway, he had to speak at a dinner in He spent the weekend at his
apartment, letting the machine take his calls. Monday morning he called the
lecture bureau and said something had come up, to cancel his appointments for
the week. Both of them, the lunch in Wednesday he was supposed to
get together with a writer who came highly recommended. They were just going to
have lunch and explore in the most general fashion the possibility of their
working together to develop a book proposal. Tuesday he called the writer to
cancel. Did he want to reschedule? Not now, he said. He had the writer’s
number, he’d call him when things cleared up a little. Wednesday he had lunch alone
at a diner in the neighborhood, then walked in Friday he picked up the phone
to call her and tell her he wasn’t coming. He had her number at the gallery and
dialed six of the seven digits, then hung up. Picked up the phone again, dialed
three digits, quit. Jesus. At eight that night he gave
his name to her doorman, praying that she wouldn’t be home. The doorman called
upstairs, then nodded to him and pointed to the elevator. He knocked on her
door and she called out that it was open. He went in. There was no one
in the living room. He walked on through to the bedroom and found her dressed
in a black leather garter belt and black mesh stockings and high-heeled black
shoes. Nothing else. The outfit should have looked absurd, but didn’t. “Hi, Franny” she said, almost
gently. And smiled. “Susan.” “No, don’t talk. The hood will
come later, but for now I don’t want you to speak. Do you understand?” He nodded. She was crazy, he
thought, and he was crazy to be here, he ought to leave right now. And he was
getting a hard-on, and who the hell was he kidding? He wasn’t going anyplace. “I waxed myself, Franny.” She
touched herself, showing him. “It was starting to grow back, so I took care of
it. You use hot wax, you pour it on and let it cool and rip it off. It’s
painful, and very erotic. But it’s pretty.” She held herself open for his
inspection, asked him if he didn’t think it was pretty. He nodded, and she told
him to get undressed. “Look at you, Franny, you’re
hard as a rock. What’s a sweet little girl like you doing with such a gorgeous
cock? One of these times I’m going to wax you. Everything, your chest, your
armpits, your cock and balls and ass. Everything. You’ll be so silky smooth
everywhere, and you’ll wear silk underwear and you’ll be hard all the time. Get
on your knees, Franny. I’m all sensitive from the waxing and I want you to lick
me. I want you to make me come.” When she sent him home later
that night he felt at once gloriously alive and determined he would never see
her again. He went home and had another night full of unremembered dreams,
waking with a furious erection and a strong urge to relieve himself, which he
resisted. Sunday night he had a sandwich
and a beer at a good deli, and around eleven he went over to Stelli’s for a
drink. He joined some friends at a table but hardly said a word, and didn’t
stay long. Early night, Stelli told him on the way out. Big day tomorrow, he
said. But all he did the next day
was read the papers and watch TV news. Tuesday after breakfast he called his
lecture bureau and told them to cancel all his scheduled engagements and not
make any future bookings for him. He wasn’t surprised when the phone rang ten
minutes later and it was the head of the bureau, demanding to know what was the
matter. Was he disappointed with their service? Was he going with a competitor?
And, even if he was, didn’t he realize he had to honor the bookings they’d made
for him? He said it wasn’t that, he’d
lost his taste for public speaking, he just couldn’t do it anymore. He fended
off further questions, and noted that she didn’t close by telling him to give
her a call if he changed his mind. When he got off the phone he
went through his book and canceled everything but a dentist appointment. Then
he got out of the house and went for a walk in the park. Friday he was back at After a long moment the
sensation changed, and he realized it wasn’t hot at all, it was cold, and that
she’d rubbed him with an ice cube that even now was melting inside him. He lay
there while his breathing returned to normal and she gentled him with a hand on
his chest and abdomen, stroking him lightly, calming him down. What he’d smelled, she told
him, was a feather from her pillow, held in the flame of a candle. For
verisimilitude, she said. Her lips touched the base of his scrotum, where she’d
first touched him with the ice cube. Next time, she said softly,
you’ll be expecting ice. And you’ll get fire. THE
FOLLOWING AFTERNOON, SATURDAY, he
looked up a number and called a woman he hadn’t seen in several months. Her
name was Arlene Szigeti, and she worked at Carnegie Hall, in the Planned Giving
division. Her job was to convince rich people of the value of making
substantial bequests to the organization in their wills. She would take
prospects to dinner and a concert, making them feel like members of an
exclusive club. “I go out several nights a week with people a great deal more
well off than you,” she’d told him once, “but you’re different. You pick up the
check.” “Fran,” she said. “Well, it’s
been a while.” “Too long,” he said. “Are you
free for dinner Wednesday?” She had plans Wednesday, but
Tuesday was open. Maybe a show first, he suggested, and dinner afterward. They
agreed on a couple of plays neither of them had seen, and he got good orchestra
seats to their first choice. She met him at the theater, looking even lovelier
than he remembered. She was in her midforties, with fine-spun blond hair and
elegant features. Her father, a Hungarian with ties to the Esterhazy family,
had come over after the 1956 revolution, her mother’s parents were Jewish
refugees who got out of After the play they had a
light supper down the street at Joe Allen’s, then walked to her apartment on
Fifty-fifth Street, five minutes away from her office. It was a foregone
conclusion that they would go to bed—they always did—and that the relationship
would not lead to anything. They enjoyed each other’s company, in and out of
bed, but the emotional chemistry wasn’t there. In her apartment she offered
drinks and he said he was fine, and she came into his arms and they kissed. He still hadn’t kissed Susan. In bed, his passion for her
was stronger than it had ever been, and she was an apt and eager partner. At
the end she lay with her head in the crook of his arm and her hand cupping his
groin. “Whew,” she said. “If I knew
you were that hot, we could have skipped dinner.” “Just so we had our dessert at
home.” FRIDAY
NIGHT HE WAS at Susan’s again,
naked, bound. “Now,” she said, “tell me all about your date.” The previous week, just before
he left, she’d asked him if he was sleeping with anyone else besides her. He
said, “Sleeping? When did we ever sleep together?” Fucking, she said. Was he
fucking anybody? Not lately, he’d said, and she
said that was no good. She was fucking other people, and he should do the same.
During the coming week, she said, she wanted him to call some woman and go to
bed with her. She expected a full report on Friday. “But not on Thursday,” she’d
told him at the door. “I want you fully recovered.” Recounting the evening with
Arlene, he realized that part of the excitement he’d felt with her came from
knowing he’d be reporting in detail to Susan. She listened intently and
asked questions throughout. She wanted a full description of Arlene’s body,
wanted to know just what he’d done and how he felt. When he was done she told
him he deserved a reward, and she got out her kit of wax and cheesecloth. She
trimmed his hair with a scissors, waxed his chest and underarms and groin, then
rolled him over and did his backside. The wax was hot, but not too
hot to bear. The removal of the hair was painful, but also bearable. When she’d
finished she made him touch himself and sat cross-legged while he stroked
himself. When he was close to climax
she moved his hands away and took him in her mouth, then climbed onto him and
kissed him full on the mouth, giving him his seed, commanding him to swallow
it. “Oh, Franny” she said. “Our
first kiss. Isn’t it romantic?” HE
WOULD SEE HER again this Friday,
and every Friday. He no longer entertained the notion of giving her up. He was,
he supposed, enslaved, and it might be said that their relationship gave new
meaning to the term pussy-whipped. He didn’t care. It didn’t seem to
matter. Once she’d asked him if it was
true that he’d never been with a whore. Not until this summer, he said. I’m not a whore, she said, and
he said he hadn’t meant it as an insult. She said she hadn’t taken it for an
insult, but that it was inaccurate. He said he knew that, that she didn’t take
money, that he hadn’t meant it that way, but she cut off his explanation. She
wasn’t talking about money, she said. Money aside, didn’t he know what a whore
was? A whore, she told him, would
do anything he liked. She was entirely different. She would do things he didn’t
like, and make him like them. HE
DIDN’T CALL ARLENE again, or any
of several other women who might have been available to play a similar role.
Even if he’d been interested, the thought of trying to explain his sudden lack
of body hair was daunting. When he went to the gym, he
skipped the steam and sauna, waited until he got home to take his shower. He
didn’t like the idea of anyone seeing him like this, and yet he was not
entirely sorry she’d done it. He liked the smoothness of his skin, its sensitivity.
And, while he didn’t want to expose his hairlessness, when he walked about with
clothes on he felt like a man with a delicious secret. It was strange, all of this,
and he didn’t know what to make of it. He’d always taken it for granted that he
knew who he was, and she kept showing him a side of himself the existence of
which he hadn’t even suspected. She couldn’t have created this dark side, it
would have to have been there all along, and he supposed it was better to know
about it than not. Or was it? William Boyce
Harbinger (did his wife call him Bill? had his mother called him Billy?) must
have had an unsuspected dark side of his own, forever hidden from view until
the towers fell and shined an awful light on it. Harbinger, reborn as the
Carpenter, must have been astonished by the acts he was capable of performing.
Could anyone argue he was better off for it? He kept coming back to the
man, because he could think of nothing else besides his weekly descent
into—into what? Depravity? Madness? His own unplumbed depths? Better to think about the
Carpenter. Maybe, somehow, he’d come up with a way to catch him. twenty-four THE
CARPENTER SAT on a bench in From where he sat, he could
keep an eye on one of his city’s greatest anomalies, the Seventy-ninth Street
Boat Basin. This little complex of docks and piers at the The great wonder in the
Carpenter’s mind was that it had taken him this long to think of it. What
better place to pass unnoticed than in a derelict boat on the He’d been coming to the park
now for several nights, keeping out of the way of the occasional cop on patrol,
always choosing a bench out of the reach of the streetlights. Now and then, in
the hours between midnight and dawn, he’d go for a closer look at the dark and
silent vessels. The Basin dwellers, he knew,
were a close-knit group, in the manner of a gathering of outcasts. They
respected one another’s privacy but stood united against a common enemy—i.e.,
the real estate interests and municipal authorities who periodically conspired
to get rid of them. It wouldn’t do, he knew, to take over the home of some
gregarious houseboater, some pillar of the floating community. Better to supplant a part-time
resident, to slip like a hermit crab into the empty shell of a pleasure boater
with an apartment somewhere else. And that way he’d be assured of a seaworthy
vessel, one he could take out onto the water if he wished. So he waited, looking for an
opportunity. And he was watching patiently that evening when a boat pulled in
and docked. It was a nice-looking one; he’d seen it the night before, noticed
earlier this evening that it was not at its slip. He’d seen fishing poles on
hooks above the cabin, and supposed the fellow had gone out for a night’s
fishing, or just to get out on the water and look up at the stars. The lights went out, the
engines ceased to throb. A man, wearing a brass-buttoned blazer and a Greek
fisherman’s cap, walked from the pier and headed east through the park. The Carpenter followed him. OVER
THE NEXT THREE days the Carpenter
learned that the man’s name was Peter Shevlin and that he lived in one of the
fine prewar apartment buildings on Shevlin worked in a high-rise
office building on Sixth Avenue in the Fifties, and rode to and from his office
on the subway. He seemed to live alone, and to spend much of his time alone.
One evening he stopped on his walk from the subway to pick up dinner for one at
a taco stand on Broadway, and that reinforced the Carpenter’s conviction that
he did not share his apartment with a wife or lover. Years ago he’d been inside
Shevlin’s building, and knew the apartments there were all quite sizable. He
guessed that Shevlin was widowed; if he’d been divorced, his wife would very
likely have wound up with the apartment, and Shevlin would be sleeping on his
boat, if indeed the courts didn’t take that away from him as well. And he was
of an age to be a widower. He was, the Carpenter realized, about his own age,
and it struck him—for the first time, oddly—that the two of them were not that
far apart in appearance. If you stood them side by side they’d look entirely
different, but they were about the same height, and similarly built, they both
had gray hair, and to describe one was to describe the other. It was, he thought, as if the
man had been sent to him. Another widower, a man who lived just two blocks from
the Carpenter’s old apartment. A man who’d lived the Carpenter’s dream, owning
a boat and mooring it at The Carpenter slept during the
day, turning up at one of the multiplex movie houses in time for the first show
of the day. He took the senior discount, bought popcorn, and went into one of
the theaters. The clerks were all young people working for minimum wage, and
they hardly even looked at their patrons. The Carpenter, his head lowered, his
shoulders drooping with age, never got a second glance. He’d go to a theater,
breakfast on popcorn, and doze off, sleeping lightly, and always waking up when
the feature presentation ended. When he was a boy you could go to the movies
and sit there all day, you could watch a double feature three times over if you
were so inclined, but now they had lengthy intermissions between showings and
you had to leave when the picture was over. But there were eight or ten or
a dozen or more screens under a single roof, and what was to prevent you from
going from one to another? It was illegal, your ticket only entitled you to a
single performance of a single film, but on weekday afternoons none of the
films played to as much as a quarter of capacity, and often he was one of a
half dozen patrons making up the showing’s total audience. Why waste an
attendant’s time to keep a lonely retiree from double-dipping? The Carpenter got plenty of
sleep. Sometimes, when he couldn’t sleep anymore, he watched the movie. AFTER
THREE DAYS OF movies and as many
nights of following his quarry, the Carpenter tailed Peter Shevlin from the
Eighty-sixth Street IRT station to a Vietnamese restaurant on Broadway, where
he ordered a take-out dinner. Instead of heading for his apartment, he
continued downtown on Broadway. He crossed Broadway at Eighty-fourth Street,
which a street sign designated Edgar Allan Poe Street, then turned right and walked
west to Riverside Drive. Flights of steps led down to an underpass, and the
Carpenter followed him through it to the strip of park edging the The Carpenter waited in the
park while the man boarded his boat, waited while the boat sat at anchor long
enough for Shevlin to eat his dinner, and remained where he was when Shevlin
cast off and took the boat out onto the river. He wished it would rain. Rain
would bring Shevlin back sooner, and would clear the park of other pairs of
eyes. But the good weather held, and
the Carpenter got to see the sun set behind the buildings on the Shevlin passed without seeing
him in the shadows. He stepped out, said, “Mr. Shevlin?” The man turned at the sound of
his name, and the Carpenter pointed to the ground and said, “You dropped
something.” Shevlin lowered his head, tried to see what he might have dropped,
and the Carpenter stepped forward quickly and struck him full force with the
tire iron, catching him just behind the ear. Shevlin dropped like a felled ox,
and the Carpenter hit him again at the back of the neck, then grabbed him and
dragged him into the bushes. He checked for a pulse and
wasn’t surprised when he failed to detect one. Just to make sure, he clapped a
hand over Shevlin’s mouth and pinched the man’s nostrils shut, and stayed like
that for several minutes. If Shevlin hadn’t been dead from the blows, he was
surely dead now. The park was deserted, but it
was still too early for what the Carpenter had to do. First he returned the
tire iron to his backpack, pleased with the way it had performed. Then he
wrapped Shevlin in a pair of black plastic lawn and leaf bags, tucking his legs
into one, pulling the other down over his head. Anyone noticing him now would
see a trash bag, or perhaps some plastic mulch for the shrubbery, rather than
human remains. When he was satisfied with his
work, the Carpenter found a bench from which he would be able to tell if anyone
discovered the body. No one came any closer to it than the joggers who breezed
by every now and then, and they were far too intent on their efforts to notice
some dark form twenty yards away. At two-thirty in the morning,
when twenty minutes had passed without a single human being coming into that
part of the park, the Carpenter resumed his labors. He stripped off all of
Shevlin’s clothing, filling one of the leaf bags with his jacket and trousers,
shirt and socks and shoes and underwear. He removed his watch, but couldn’t get
his wedding ring off his finger, and decided it didn’t matter. He’d bought a boning knife and
a saw at a restaurant supply house on the Bowery, and he used them to dismember
Shevlin’s corpse, cutting the man into manageable-size portions. The work was
distasteful, but the Carpenter was not overly surprised to discover that it
didn’t bother him. It was a job, and he performed it as quickly and efficiently
as possible, inserting each severed portion of the man into a plastic bag,
securing the bag with tape, and setting it aside while he tackled the next part
of the job. Earlier, he’d located a
Dumpster on Seventy-seventh between He put some of the smaller
parcels in garbage cans, and walked all the way to Broadway to empty the bag of
clothing into the Pembroke Thrift Shop’s 24-hour collection box. The final two
parcels went into his backpack. A key from Shevlin’s key ring got him through
the gate to the He took off his shoes,
stretched out on the bunk. The cabin was tiny, but he found it cozy, and quite
comfortable. He wouldn’t sleep, he’d had plenty of sleep earlier at the There were things he would
have to do. Shevlin’s hands and head would have to be disposed of properly. He
didn’t care if someone found the other body parts, although it would be fine
with him, and not all that unlikely, if they escaped detection and spent
eternity in a landfill. But it didn’t matter, really, if the city discovered
that one more of its residents had died. His sole interest lay in keeping them
from knowing to whom the various body parts had once belonged. Fingerprints and dental
records made the hands and head considerably more identifiable than the rest of
the man. He could knock out the teeth, toss them in the river. Weight the
toothless skull and sink it somewhere. Slice the flesh from the palms and the
tips of the fingers before disposing of the hands. A call to Shevlin’s office
would keep his absence from setting off any alarms. If someone did miss him and
got the doorman to check his apartment, they’d find nothing suspicious within.
He didn’t think anyone would think to check the boat, certainly not for a
while. And he only needed it for a
while. The motion of the boat was
restful, even hypnotic. He dozed off and slept for a little while, then woke up
and stayed where he was, enjoying the gentle rocking motion, enjoying the tight
quarters, enjoying everything about his new home. He felt wonderfully at peace. twenty-five THE
CALLER, WHO’D given his name as if she
ought to recognize it, had a straightforward request. Would she, as a gallery
owner in What, she wondered, was that?
It couldn’t be the first thing that came to mind, which was a memoir by an
ex-president’s daughter. But what the hell was it? She confessed to an
unfamiliarity with the cause, and the caller explained that Chelsea Remembers
was an organization formed to raise funds for a memorial to the neighborhood
residents, male and female, gay and straight, who had lost their lives in the
Carpenter’s savage firebombing spree. She said, “A memorial? Like a
statue?” “There’s been no decision yet
as to what form the memorial might take. A statue is certainly a possibility,
but there have been suggestions ranging from special streetlights in front of
the three sites to an annual release of doves.” Ravens, she thought, would
better suit the men who’d perished at Death Row. Ravens with just a touch of
polish on their talons. Just say yes, it’s a worthy
cause, I’d love to help, she told herself. But something made her say, “Maybe
I’m missing something. What’s the point, exactly?” “The point?” “I mean, do we have to throw
up a monument every time somebody steps in front of a bus? How much bad public
sculpture does a city need? I mean—” The voice turned to ice. “Miss
Pomerance, our small community lost eighty-seven members in one utterly horrific
hour. The lucky ones were burned to death at once. The others spent hours or
days in agony and then died. Still others recovered, and after a few years of
skin grafts some of them may actually look halfway human. The point, if you
will, would seem to be implicit in the organization’s name. The point is that “I—” But he hadn’t finished. “We
can only show our remembrance by doing something. Few of the victims had
dependents, so aiding the families of the victims would indeed be pointless.
Many were estranged from their families, if they had families at all. This
neighborhood was their family, Miss Pomerance, and some memorial, some bad and
surely unnecessary piece of public sculpture, would seem to some of us to be a
good deal better than nothing.” “I am terribly sorry,” she
said. “Please tell me your name again.” “It’s Harwood Zeller.” Oh, God, she did know who he
was. He owned several buildings on “I have to apologize,” she
told him. “I don’t know what got into me. Actually I do, I just got off the
phone with my mother, and—” “Say no more. When I get off
the phone with my mother, I’m apt to bite people.” “You’re very gracious, and of
course I’ll want to contribute something.” She got the particulars, made
notes, and by the time she got off the phone they were on Woody and Susan
terms. She pushed back her chair and tried to figure out what her misplaced
burst of candor was going to cost her. If she’d just said yes in the first
place she could have made them perfectly happy with one of her mistakes,
perhaps a Lynah Throp watercolor. She had a dozen of them moldering in her
storage bin, bold primitives of fanciful animals that had impressed her on first
sight and had never impressed anyone else, not even a little. She’d never sell
them—she’d never display them again, so how could she?—and the chance to unload
one and get a tax deduction in the balance was a godsend. But now she had to give them
something decent, something that was certain to bring upwards of a hundred
dollars at an auction where most of the bidders wouldn’t pay thirty-five cents
to see Christ ride a bicycle. Hell. Well, it was her own damn
fault. She’d think of something. HER
MOTHER HAD DIED almost five years
ago, and she offered up a silent apology at having taken her name in vain. It
had seemed like the perfect excuse to turn aside the wrath of a pissy little
queen like Harwood Zeller, and she had to say it had worked like a charm. But
if she’d had any sense she’d never have needed it in the first place. The real reason for her pique,
and one she thought Zeller might well have understood, was even more clichйd.
She’d been waiting for a phone call from a man, and it never came. Her obsession with John Blair
Creighton hadn’t ended when she’d run out of books to read. She emerged from
his work with the conviction that she knew the man, that they were mated on
some sort of psychic level. In Stelli’s, even as she’d apologized for
intruding, she’d sent him a message with her eyes, and she knew he’d received
it. He’d liked her looks, he’d responded to her, he’d taken the card she’d
handed him—and then nothing. He hadn’t called. And wouldn’t, now. Weeks had
passed, and he’d have called in the first few days if he was going to call at
all. She could send him an
announcement for Emory Allgood’s show, an invitation to the opening. She could
add a handwritten note urging him to come. But he probably got a steady stream
of those, like everybody else in Besides, that wasn’t until
November. Why did she have to wait that long? On the nights when she was
alone, she’d developed a ritual that she recognized as pathological even as she
found it irresistible. She would bathe, and perfume herself. She’d had enlarged
photos made from her two favorite dust jacket pictures of him, one taken
outside Village Cigars on Sheridan Square, where he looked marvelously butch in
a denim jacket and boots and a beard, the other a studio shot twenty years old,
a portrait of the author as a young man, fresh-faced and innocent. These she
placed on her bedside table, and lit the little lamp so she could see them. Then she would touch herself
while her mind occupied itself with the fantasy she had selected during her bath.
Sometimes it was simple enough—she was Susan and he was John, and they loved
with a love that was more than love, di dah di dah di dah. Other times she became one or
another of the female characters in his books, and played out scenes that
departed from those he’d written, until she and her partner du jour were drawn
into a maelstrom of passion. More than once she was Marilyn
Fairchild, with her auburn hair and her hot throaty voice, meeting him in a
dingy Village bar and taking him home to her apartment. In that fantasy the two
of them made fitful, angry love, moving from one position to another, snarling
at each other while their bodies thrust away. At the end she lay writhing on
her bed, a butt plug in her ass and the largest dildo deep in her cunt, while
she strummed her clit with one hand and gripped her throat hard with the other. That scared her, the first
time she did it. Because in the fantasy it was two hands, not one, and his
hands, not hers, and his grip didn’t loosen with her orgasm. She was imagining
herself dying at his hands, and the notion evidently thrilled her. But it was just a fantasy. It
wasn’t really anything to worry about, was it? IT
WASN’T AS IF she lacked for sexual
outlets. Nor was her growing fascination with Creighton taking the joy out of
her real encounters with real people. If her initial experiments had been designed
in part to empower her sexually, then she’d succeeded beyond her wildest
dreams. She seemed to grow more powerful every day able to get almost anyone to
do almost anything. She remembered what she’d said
to Franny drawing a distinction between her own acts and whoring. She didn’t do
what people liked. She did what they very definitely didn’t like, or at least
didn’t know they liked, and made them like it. Had Franny ever dreamed he’d
like being treated like a girl, his body smooth and hairless, his flesh
perfumed with scented oils? Every Friday night she took him to places he’d
never been and showed him parts of himself he’d never imagined. The other night she curled up
beside him and sucked on his nipple, her cupped hands fashioning a breast from
the surrounding flesh. All smooth and hairless like a girl, she’d
murmured. Franny, wouldn’t it be nice if you got hormone shots? You could
grow tits, Franny. I could take off your bra and suck your titties. Franny the tranny she thought,
knowing that in fact it would never go that far. He wouldn’t go out looking for
a sex-change doctor, and she didn’t think she’d really like it if he did. She
liked his manly chest, his firm pectoral muscles. But her words would stay with
him, and he’d grow breasts in his mind, and when she stroked his chest and
sucked his nipples he’d respond as urgently as if he did have breasts. No reason she couldn’t get him
to have his nipples pierced. She’d send him to Medea—no, she’d take him
to Medea. She hadn’t gone back herself, wasn’t so sure she wanted labial rings
after all, but if she took Franny, and hooked him up to that St. Andrew’s cross
of hers, and if she could blow him while Medea did the piercing, at least for
the first one, and then if she could talk Medea into letting her do the second,
urging the needle through the stiffened flesh . . . HER
THREESOME WITH JAY McGann and
Lowell Cooke was going through interesting changes. Lowell, the loser in a
who-comes-last contest (which could be as easily viewed, she thought, as a
victory of her left hand over her right hand) had been a good sport, giving his
promising young author what he’d previously only given him metaphorically.
She’d rubbed against him while he performed the act, murmuring encouragement,
adding a caress or two of her own to his. Now, several weeks later, any
inhibition they’d had about inadvertent contact was long gone, and their hands
were as apt to be on each other as on her. The sandwich remained their finale,
and it never ceased to thrill her, having one at her back and one at her front,
being impaled fore and aft. She sensed, though, that it wouldn’t be long before
she now and then yielded her central role, and took a turn as one of the pieces
of bread. Meanwhile she was still the
meat in the sandwich. Or, as one of them had told her, You’re in the middle,
fucking a writer and a publisher simultaneously. You know what that makes you,
Susan? The agent! THE
ALLGOOD SHOW WAS shaping up. She’d
hired a small van and picked up the artist’s new work, four of the five pieces
he’d made since her earlier visit. He kept one, managing to communicate that he
was not sure it was finished, but beamed happily as the rest were carried off. Lois Appling photographed the
new pieces, although they wouldn’t be in the brochure, or in the show itself.
They’d be held in reserve, for private sale to select customers after the
sold-out show was down, or as a start toward her next show sometime a year or
two down the line. And she sent Lois out to With all that done, she’d
decided there was no need to deny herself. She got Reginald Barron to come into
the city, met him for a drink at Chelsea Commons, took him on a walking tour to
show him where the Carpenter had thrown his firebombs, and brought him up to
her apartment and fucked the daylights out of him. He was, as she’d anticipated,
a beautiful boy, with a classical physique and a beautiful penis. His skin was
like velvet, and his abiding innocence was delicious. He was not without
experience—how could he be, looking the way he did?—but it was clear that she
was something new to him, worldly and sophisticated, a woman his mother’s age
with a girl’s hairless body. For all of that, there was
something oddly disappointing in the experience. She knew that she could enmesh
him in an affair, that she could lead him across new frontiers as she led the
others, but she knew that wasn’t something she wanted to do. Afterward, when he
came out of the shower, she brought him a glass of iced tea and told him she
certainly hadn’t planned for this to happen, but that she was just as glad that
it did. It was a barrier they’d had to cross once to ensure a smooth working
relationship, she told him, and he nodded thoughtfully, as if the gibberish she
was spouting made perfect sense. And it had been lovely, she went on, but now
there’d be no need for them to do this again. In fact, she stressed, it was
important that they not do it again. He nodded again, told her he
supposed she was right. And, if he was a little disappointed, it was clear to
her that he was also more than a little relieved. If he’d been just a few years
older, she thought, he’d have known to keep the relief from showing. She felt a similar admixture
of disappointment and relief when he was out the door. Part of what bothered
her was that she’d planned on waiting until after the November show. She’d
jumped the gun by three months, and for no good reason beyond libidinous
curiosity. She wasn’t lacking for lovers, nor had she been driven by a
particularly urgent yen for Reginald. It took her a while, but she
figured out what it was. She had an itch, and couldn’t reach to scratch it, so
she’d scratched somewhere else, where it didn’t itch. The itch was Creighton, and
she couldn’t have him. So she’d used this boy, in a way that had proved
pleasurable but unsatisfying for them both, and now he was gone, and she felt
worse than when she’d started. She bathed, put on a robe,
turned on the television set. The news was bad, the way it always was. She
switched channels, and landed in the middle of some special on terrorism, just
in time for them to show her for the thousandth time the plane striking the
tower, and the burst of yellow flame shooting out the other side. “What’s the difference?” she
said aloud. “What does it matter what anybody does? We’re all going to die.” AFTER
HER UNFORTUNATE (not to say
costly) conversation with Harwood Zeller, after she’d called three different
people to arrange a lunch date and found them all otherwise engaged, she
skipped lunch and took a class at Integral Yoga, thinking it would calm her
down. As far as she could tell, it had no effect whatsoever. So she returned to the gallery
and seduced Chloe. At least that was what she
thought she was doing. But it played out a little differently than she’d
planned. She’d waited until the gallery
was empty, then surreptitiously locked the door. She went over and sat on the
edge of Chloe’s desk, swinging her leg, and asked the girl if she’d had any
more piercings since she’d gone to Medea. “Well, I got the other nipple
done,” Chloe said. “Want to see?” They went into the back
office, and Chloe cheerfully bared her breasts, and there was a stud in each,
and how large and well formed they were. “I went to Medea myself,” she
said, and Chloe said No, really? You’re kidding me, right? In response she’d
unbuttoned her own blouse, unclasped her bra, and held her breasts in the palms
of her hands, offering them for inspection. “Oh, they’re beautiful,
Susan!” “Tiny, compared to yours.” “Oh, I’m a cow. Yours are so
pretty.” Could anything really be this
easy? “I have something else to show you,” she said, and quickly got out of her
slacks, removing her panties in the same motion. Chloe gaped, reached out a
hand, touched. With her other hand she grabbed Susan behind the head and kissed
her full on the mouth. Below, the girl’s fingers were busy. “We can go to my apartment,”
she managed to say. “First we’re each gonna get
off,” Chloe said, “and then we’ll go to your apartment.” So it was by no means clear
who had seduced whom. Chloe, it turned out, had had plenty of experience with
women, and had originally shown Susan her breasts not out of sheer
exhibitionism but in the hope it might lead somewhere. “But you were so cool,”
Chloe said, “I just figured you were straight as a gate. So I let it alone.” At one point, lying on top of
Chloe, tasting her own sex on Chloe’s mouth, her own breasts cushioned by
Chloe’s breasts, she fitted her hands lightly around the girl’s neck, lacing
her fingers, putting her thumbs together. She thought, What are you
doing? Stop it! NOT
THE NEXT DAY or the day after, she left
the gallery and walked down to the Village. Like some demented stalker, she
went first to Charles Street, where she stood gaping at the brownstone where
Marilyn Fairchild had lived and died, and then to Bank Street, where John Blair
Creighton was presumably hard at work on the book that would make him rich. She got lost looking for the
Kettle of Fish, but found it, and went in and had a glass of white wine, hoping
he’d walk in. He didn’t, and it was hard to see why anybody would. A collection
of drunks and losers, she thought, with most of them able to claim membership
in both groups. She finished her wine, fended off the halfhearted overtures of
a man with the emptiest eyes she’d ever seen, and went home. His number was in the book.
That was how she’d found his address. She dialed his number and it rang and his
machine picked up. She heard the message all the way through before ringing
off. She’d done this before. It was
a way to hear his voice. But she wasn’t about to leave a message. What could
she say? There had to be some way to
get him to call her, some way to get past the velvet rope and into his life.
That was all she needed. If she was right in what she sensed, he’d be drawn to
her as fiercely as she was to him. If not, that would be almost as good; she’d
get over her obsession and be free to live her life. All she had to do was get one
small foot in the door. But how? In the morning, when the
answer came to her, she couldn’t believe it had taken her so long to think of
it. SHE
GAVE HER NAME to the receptionist,
and seconds later Maury Winters was on the line. “Your jury duty’s not until October,”
he said, “and yes, you can get out of it. All you have to do is move to “They’ve got all these
poisonous spiders there.” “Spiders? I thought
kangaroos.” “Kangaroos I wouldn’t mind.
Spiders I can live without.” “What’s your source for these
spiders that I never until this minute heard about?” “The Discovery Channel.” “If they say spiders,” he
said, “there’s spiders. Don’t move to “That’s not what I called
about, Maury.” “It figures.” “I’m interested in one of your
clients.” “I’ve got dozens of clients,”
he said, “and believe me, you’re not interested in any of them. And if they
were interested in you, you know what I’d tell you? Go to “John Creighton,” she said. “Oh, him,” he said. “The
gambler.” “Does he have a gambling
jones? I didn’t know that. Because there’s no hint of it in his books.” “As far as I personally know,”
he said, “he couldn’t tell you if a straight beats a flush. No, this is a
different kind of gambling. The DA’s office offered him an easy out. Plead to
involuntary manslaughter, do no time, case closed. He turned them down.” “He wouldn’t have to go to
prison? Is he crazy? Why did he turn it down?” It made sense when he
explained it. By taking the plea, he’d be stating for the record that he’d
killed Marilyn Fairchild. He couldn’t take the deal and go on maintaining his
innocence. “My opinion,” he said, “it’s a
good gamble. Odds are they’ll drop the charges if he doesn’t take a plea and
give them an out. Everybody’d be just as happy to put this one on the
Carpenter’s tab, and there’s a lot of circumstantial chazerai to support
it. The connection with Pankow, the kid who cleaned all three bars and the
whorehouse, and also cleaned for Fairchild and discovered her body. Cleaned the
whole apartment first, incidentally, which is why they didn’t find any of the
bastard’s fingerprints there. One print in that apartment and they’d drop all
charges and shake his hand in public.” “That’s what it would take?” “To make this go away? That,
or a couple good sightings of the son of a bitch in the right place at the
right time. I let my detective go, he couldn’t come up with anything, but he
tried. Went to the bar, the Fish Kettle, showed the picture, like they haven’t
all seen the schmuck’s picture a thousand times already. There are plenty of
people who think they saw him in the Village, but nobody can put him in the
bar.” “But you think they’ll drop
the charges anyway.” “I think so, and if we have to
go to trial I think we’ll get a Not Guilty, but it’s still a gamble. Now I’ve
got a question. Why the hell do you care?” “I want to meet him.” “You want to meet him.
Creighton? Or the Carpenter?” “God forbid. Creighton, of
course.” “You said you read his books.” “All of them.” “They any good?” “You haven’t read them
yourself?” “I’m his attorney, not his
editor. What does he need me to read his books? Are they any good?” “They’re excellent.” “I’m relieved to hear that.
Maybe he’ll be able to pay my fee.” “You must know about—” “About the contract he signed,
yes, of course I know about it. He’ll be a rich man, which makes it that much
more of a gamble. Most prisons, they don’t let you take your computer with you.
Some of ’em they don’t even give you a pencil. Why do you want to meet him?” “Actually,” she said, “I did
meet him. He was at a table at Stelli’s last month and I went over and
introduced myself. I gave him my card, said I’d like for him to call me.” “And he didn’t.” “No.” “And you could call him, but
how would that look?” “Exactly.” “Susan, what? You read his
books and you fell in love with him?” “Maybe.” “Are you serious?” “I don’t know.” “So I call him and tell him
what? Here’s this girl, take her to a restaurant and you’ll get a nice
surprise.” “You can tell him that if you
want.” “I can tell him anything, just
so he calls you.” “Yes.” He was silent for a moment.
Then he said, “Susan, he swears he never killed nobody, and he’s my client, so
of course he’s telling God’s own truth. But just between you and me, and the
fact notwithstanding that nobody’s gonna prove this in court, it’s entirely
possible he killed that woman.” “He didn’t kill her, Maury.” “You know this because you
read his books.” “Yes.” “If it goes to trial,” he
said, “I’ll subpoena you, and you can read these wonderful books to the jury.
I’d ask you if you know what you’re doing, but the answer is you don’t, and
that’s beside the point, isn’t it?” “Yes.” “I’ll make the call, and I
won’t ask him to call you, I’ll tell him to call you. And you’ll owe me, which
would mean I’d take you out for a nice dinner, but how can I do that if you’re
in love?” “I could never be too much in
love for that,” she said. “And Maury? You don’t have to take me to dinner,
either.” “All I have to do is whistle,
huh? But you’re not old enough to remember that movie. I’ll call him right now.
You’re at the gallery?” “I’m home, I didn’t go in
yet.” “Stay by the phone. I’ll make
sure he calls.” twenty-six SHE
WAS BEAUTIFUL, and he’d almost let
her get away. He’d called her the minute he got off the phone with
Maury. The conversation had been stilted, it could hardly have been otherwise,
but it got them here, in the rear “The thing is,” he said, “I
was going to call you. Then it got a little crazy for a couple of days, and
then it slipped my mind, and then it was too late to call. Do you know what I
mean?” “I thought that was what
happened. But I didn’t want to phone you, that would have been awfully pushy—” “It would have been all
right.” “Well, I wouldn’t have felt
okay with it. Then I remembered Maury was representing you, and I thought,
well, that’ll work. You can’t call the man himself, but how can it be a breach
of etiquette to call his attorney?” “How do you happen to know
Maury?” “We had an affair.” “Oh.” Her eyes held his. “A very
casual now-and-then affair over a lot of years. You know, this is funny, John.
I was going to say something simple, that we were old friends, and that would
have been true enough, but with you I have the feeling I can say what I mean.” The waiter broke the moment,
setting their cups of coffee in front of them. Creighton waited until he had
withdrawn, then said, “Maury said you read my books. I think you told me that
yourself at Stelli’s.” “I did, and it was a lie. I
hadn’t then, not yet. I went home and ordered them online. I had to hunt around
for some of them, but you can find anything online.” “They’ll all be back in print
before long.” “That’s wonderful. I’m glad,
but I’m also glad I didn’t wait. You’re a wonderful writer, John. You don’t
need me to tell you that, and I’m not Michiko Kakutani, but they spoke to me in
a very personal way.” She talked about various
books, and she remembered characters’ names, remembered scenes, and gave him
something infinitely more to be desired than praise. One of the questions writers
got asked was for whom they wrote their books. The answer he usually gave was
that he wrote for himself, and it sounded up to here with artistic integrity,
but he’d never been entirely happy with it because it wasn’t altogether true.
If it was just for himself, why bother writing it down? Why not work it all out
in his mind and leave it at that? And, if he really was writing for himself,
he’d have to say he was a failure at it. Because how often did he sit down with
an old book of his own and read the damn thing? No, there was someone he wrote
for, but unfortunately it was a person who couldn’t exist. He wrote for the
reader he himself would be if he didn’t happen to have written the book in the
first place. He wrote for someone who would understand at once everything he
did or tried to do, who would always know what he meant, and who would be
intellectually and emotionally in tune with every word. And there she was, sitting
across a rickety little table from him. And she was gorgeous, and she was
looking at him as if he were a god. They talked. They sipped their
coffee and talked, ordered more coffee and talked, sat over empty coffee cups
and talked. Finally he got the check, put money on the table, and asked her
what she’d like to do next. She put her hand on his. She
said, “Do you think they’ll rent us a room? If not, we’d better go back to your
place.” IT
WAS LIKE HIGH school or college,
it was like being young again. They sat on his couch and kissed. He got hard
right away, but there was no urgency to it; he could happily sit there forever,
holding her in his arms, feasting on her mouth. They were like that for a long
time. Then they moved as one, disengaging. She stood up and slipped out of her
blouse and skirt, and he wasn’t surprised to see that she wasn’t wearing
anything under it. He was surprised, though, by the gold at her nipples, the
hairless delta. She said, “John, I’ll do
anything you want, and you can do anything you want to me. Anything at all.” AFTERWARD
HE GOT A cigarette, asked if it
would bother her if he smoked. She said it wouldn’t. “You don’t smoke,” he said. “No.” He lit the cigarette, took a
drag, blew out the smoke, and watched it drift to the ceiling. He took another
drag but didn’t inhale, blowing a couple of smoke rings, then pursing his lips
and blowing out the rest of it. He reached across her body and stubbed out the
cigarette in an ashtray. She asked if there’d been
something wrong with it. He said, “Maybe I’ll quit.” “Why?” “Lately,” he said, “I keep
finding new things to live for. That makes it harder to justify committing
incremental suicide.” “And you can quit just like
that?” “I don’t know,” he said. “I
never tried before. I’m close to the end of the book, and this may not be a
good time to go through withdrawal, but I can get a patch to keep from climbing
the walls. You know what? I just decided. I quit.” He got up, grabbed the
half-empty pack from the bedside table, got the carton with six packs still
left in it. Outside the window, the neighborhood recycler was rooting in the
trash for cans and bottles. “Hey, buddy,” he called, and tossed the cigarettes
to him. “Have a smoke,” he said. “Live a little.” He got back in bed. “If I have
them in the house, I might light up without even thinking about it. The patch
will take care of the physical withdrawal. I might miss the oral gratification,
though.” He looked down at her. “Maybe I’ll think of something,” he said. THEY
THOUGHT ABOUT GOING out for
dinner, wound up ordering from Hunan Pan. He put on a record, Thelonious Monk,
solo piano. They sat cross-legged on the bed, eating off paper plates,
listening to the music. Afterward he pulled up a chair and asked her how she
knew. “Before you read the books. What made you order them in the first place?” “When I met you,” she said, “I
felt something.” “So did I, though it didn’t
register consciously. I was high as a kite on the auction and everything that
went with it. I told you what Roger Delacroix said.” “Yes.” “But there had to be a reason
why I kept your card. It’s still in my sock drawer. I missed my chance to call,
but I wasn’t going to throw away your number. What made you come over to the
table, though? The whole room must have been talking about my book deal. From
a jail cell to the bestseller list, ladies and gentlemen. You wanted to see
what kind of guy made that kind of leap?” She shook her head. “I was
already interested in you.” “How come?” “I can’t explain it, not in
any way that makes sense. I was drawn to you before I knew your name. Or what
you looked like, or anything about you.” “That’s very mysterious.” “I know, and I don’t mean to
be mysterious. I’m trying to think how to say this, but what difference does it
make? I’ll just say it. I knew Marilyn Fairchild.” “Oh.” “Not well, we weren’t friends,
we were barely acquaintances. She found me my apartment. We were friendly
enough, but I never saw her after that. And then I heard she’d been killed, and
there are murders every day, it’s a fact of life, but somehow . . .” “It got to you.” “I wondered who it could be,
how it could have happened. And then they announced your arrest, and it turned
out you were a writer, you lived in the Village. It wasn’t some degenerate who
crawled out of the sewer, some drooling psychopath who spent his childhood
wetting the bed and torturing animals. She met some guy in a bar and took him
home and he killed her.” Before he could say anything
she put a hand on his wrist. “I know you didn’t do it,” she said. “But I didn’t
know then.” “How could you? How could
anyone?” “When I learned that was you
at Stelli’s, I had to go over there, I had to meet you, to introduce myself. I
didn’t know that was your agent, she could have been a wife or a girlfriend,
but I had to do what I did. Of course I heard about your good news, the place
was buzzing with it, and maybe that gave you more of an aura, I don’t know, but
I think I’d have done the same thing anyway.” A lot to take in, he thought.
He leaned forward, touched his finger to the underside of her breast. “When did
you get the piercing done?” “A couple of months ago. Do
you like them?” “Yes, but it must have hurt.” “It’s an interesting story,”
she said, “and one I’ve never told. It’s a long story, though.” “It’s not as though I’ve got a
train to catch.” “It may show me in an
unflattering light.” She sat up on the bed, gathered her legs under her. “But
maybe that’s important. You have to know who I am.” “YOU
NEVER WENT BACK.” “No,” she said, and touched
her nipples. “I decided these were enough.” “And once with Medea was
enough?” “Well, that was her decision.
If I went a second time, it would be a simple business transaction.” “You think she’d have stuck to
her guns?” “Maybe I could have changed
her mind. But maybe not. She’s a strong woman, she seems to know what she wants
and what she doesn’t want. And maybe once was enough. One piercing was enough.” “Two.” “One session of piercing,
then. One visit to the piercer. Did you like the story?” “Well, take a look,” he said.
“Consider the physical evidence.” She reached out, took hold of
his hardened penis, held it gently in her cool hand. “I knew your cock would
like it,” she said. “What about your mind? Do you like me as much as before you
heard the story?” “More.” “Because now you know I’m
hot?” “I already knew that. No,
because I know you better.” “And the better you know me,
the more you like me? I wonder if that will be true when you hear the rest.” “I thought you only saw her
once.” “There are other people. I
have a lot of stories, and you might not like them all.” “Try me.” “Not tonight. It’s late, and
you have a book to finish. And I’ve already cost you a day’s work.” “I got some work done before
Maury called.” “And you’ll work tomorrow, but
when will you stop working? And would you like me to come over?” “Come around dinnertime. Say
six-thirty? We’ll have an early dinner in the neighborhood, then come back
here. And Scheherazade can tell me another story.” twenty-seven AT TWILIGHT A trim gentleman in his later years
walked at a brisk pace in He climbed aboard the ship,
and in due course piloted the small vessel away from the pier and out onto the IT
WOULD HAVE BEEN simpler, the
Carpenter thought, if Peter Shevlin hadn’t gone straight to his boat. If he’d
gone home to change first into his idea of what a proper yachtsman ought to
wear. But no, he’d gone from the subway to the restaurant and then directly to
the Nancy Dee, almost as if he knew this would be his last night at the
helm and wanted to maximize his time on the water. So he’d been wearing business
clothes, quite useless to the Carpenter. On the other hand, perhaps it was as
well that the man had been bareheaded. A cap might have cushioned the blow. It had been easy enough to
find a blazer. All the thrift shops had them, and he’d been patient enough to
search until he found one that was a perfect fit. It was missing one of its
cuff buttons, and frayed the least bit at the collar, but that just made it
look like a treasured old garment, the veteran of years of faithful service. The white duck trousers were
new, purchased at the bargain store in Greenpoint, along with a fresh supply of
socks and underwear. The Greek fisherman’s cap had been harder to find, and
he’d decided that any white cap would do, then happened on a store on Which, minus its teeth, now
rested somewhere on the bottom of this very river, wrapped up tightly in
plastic along with the tire iron that had served so well to dent Shevlin’s
skull and, in due course, to knock the teeth from his jaw. It had done good
service, the Carpenter thought, and deserved burial at sea, as did Shevlin, or
what was left of him. The teeth, too, were in the
river. No need to wrap them up or weigh them down; they sank like the anonymous
pebbles they would soon become. And Shevlin’s hands, rendered unidentifiable,
had also been consigned to the depths. It was, he thought, as if the
original Peter Shevlin had ceased to exist, and had been reborn in the person
of the Carpenter. HE
GUIDED THE SHIP southward, past the piers
where several cruise ships lay at anchor, past the floating museum that was the
USS Intrepid, past Battery Park City and, beyond it, the site where the
twin towers had stood. And on, around the tip of Once there had been a
prominent jazz musician who had a spell when he stopped playing with other
musicians, stopped performing in clubs and concert halls, stopped recording.
Instead he would walk out to the middle of the Anywhere else in the world,
the Carpenter thought, they’d have done one of two things. Either they’d have
told him he couldn’t do that, or they’d have all come out to hear him, until
the man gave up and went home.
HE
RATHER REGRETTED THE loss of the tire
iron, now resting on the river bottom with the head of Peter Shevlin. It had
served him well, like the saw and boning knife, also consigned to a watery
grave. And the hammers, and the chisel. A workman, he thought, was as good as
his tools. But it was in the nature of It was a handgun, and Peter
Shevlin had kept it on the top of the brassbound captain’s chest in the little
cabin. A pair of clips held the gun in place, so that it wouldn’t come crashing
to the deck when the boat pitched and rolled in high seas. The Carpenter
wondered what high seas Shevlin had expected to encounter, and decided they
were no less a likelihood than the need to repel pirates, which would seem the
gun’s logical purpose. A war souvenir? Shevlin was
too young for World War II, too old for The Carpenter considered the
gun. He’d never owned one, wasn’t sure he’d ever held one aside from a BB gun
at a carnival shooting gallery and the cap pistols he’d played with as a child.
Handguns, he knew, were of two sorts. Revolvers had cylinders, which revolved;
hence their name. The others were pistols, and had clips. This one lacked a cylinder, so
it was a pistol. And, yes, moving that little lever released the clip, which
contained nine little bullets. Or did you call them cartridges? He rather
thought you did. A drawer in the captain’s
chest held a box that contained more cartridges. The label proclaimed them to
be .22 caliber, and they were identical to the ones in the clip. Surely
military sidearms were of a higher caliber, weren’t they? And the gun looked
too new, too modern in design, to be half a century old. Shevlin, alone in the world,
had bought the gun as a ticket out of the world. Then he’d bought the boat, and
decided to live. But kept the gun on the boat, just in case he changed his
mind. He was pleased with his
analysis of the gun’s history, pleased to have the weapon on the boat with him.
He liked the way it fit his hand, noted how natural it felt to point it here
and there, taking aim, his finger resting lightly on the trigger. It might be a useful tool.
And, if he needed it, it might serve for the final sacrifice. THE
CARPENTER HAD ALWAYS assumed he
would take to sailing like, well, a duck to water. He didn’t see how it could
be terribly difficult. Oh, it might be tricky in an actual sailboat, where you
had to know how to use the wind, but a boat powered by a gas engine couldn’t be
all that difficult, could it? It wasn’t like flying a plane, where you had a
third dimension to contend with. You just stayed on the water’s surface, and
steered to the left or the right. It was, he had learned, a little
more complicated than that, but not prohibitively so. And it was his good
fortune that boating was evidently a pursuit the late Peter Shevlin had come to
in recent years. Perhaps he’d bought it for consolation after he’d been
widowed, naming it the Nancy Dee for his late wife. The Or perhaps a previous owner
had named the boat, and Shevlin hadn’t gotten around to changing it. In any event, the man had
equipped himself with several manuals on the art of handling small boats on
open water, and one in particular the Carpenter found to be remarkably
straightforward and easy to understand. He didn’t know that he emerged from it
capable of passing a licensing exam, but he found he could take the boat out
and make it do more or less what he wanted it to do. This gave him a sense of
accomplishment, and was a source of real pleasure. And there were charts, too.
The Carpenter couldn’t read them, but he didn’t have to; someone, Shevlin or
someone assisting him, had marked routes on the charts, letting one know just
where to steer the vessel. Shevlin was neat, probably a
core requirement for the owner of a small boat, and kept the place shipshape.
There was far less space than the Carpenter had enjoyed in Evelyn Crispin’s
flat in Boerum Hill, but what space there was suited the Carpenter just fine.
And, best of all, there was no goddamned cat to feed. DURING
THE HOURS OF darkness, the Nancy Dee sailed
counterclockwise around the entire This was the first time the
Carpenter had circumnavigated the island. On each of his previous outings he’d
ventured a little farther from home, then turned the boat around and gone back.
But he knew it was possible to make the full trip. The Circle Line did so every
day of the year. And it went smoothly enough.
He sailed up the And he knew (although he
doubted they told you as much on the Circle Line) that, while he was circling
all of the The IT
WAS STILL DARK when the Carpenter
pulled into his slip and tied up his boat. He was tired. It was extremely
relaxing to be out on the water, but it was also exhausting. He undressed, hung
up his clothes, and got into bed. The boat rocked him quickly to sleep. When he awoke, he dressed in
the same clothes he had been wearing. His backpack held a pair of dark
trousers, and after he left the Shevlin had hung a calendar on
the wall alongside the bunk bed. It was from Goddard-Riverside, a social
service effort, and each page bore the amateurish art of a different senior
citizen, with the artist’s name and age listed. Children noted their age on
their letters and drawings, the Carpenter had noticed, and so did the elderly. I
know this is rubbish, they seemed to be saying, but consider how old I
am. Isn’t it remarkable that I can even hold a brush? The calendar was hung to
display the current month, August. Soon it would be time to turn the page, and
the Carpenter did so now, to have a look at September’s masterpiece. It was the
work of Sarah Handler, who was eighty-three, and it showed a bowl of round
objects, which the Carpenter took to be apples. He picked up a red marker and
circled a date. Then he turned the calendar back to August. twenty-eight HE
HAD A surprisingly good day at the
keyboard. He’d anticipated trouble, having so utterly rearranged the furniture
in his life. For months—since whatever happened with Marilyn Fairchild,
incredibly enough—he hadn’t had sex. Aside from various cops, Maury Winters,
and that rummy of a PI, he hadn’t had anyone in his apartment in longer than he
could remember. Add in the fact that he’d just
quit smoking and it seemed likely that the words would slow to a trickle, or
dry up altogether. Instead, they poured down in buckets. He’d finished for the day,
showered and changed, and was sitting at the window when she showed up right on
time. They went to Mitali’s for Indian food and he told her the patch was
helping. “But it was tricky getting it.
You need a prescription for the thing, can you believe that? Every newsstand or
deli will sell you all the cigarettes you want, but if you want to quit you’ve
got to see a doctor. I went to this little drugstore on Bleecker, I don’t know
how they stay in business, and I slipped the guy a hundred dollars.” “You had to schmear him to
sell you a patch?” “I told him he’d be saving me
time and money, and doing me a big favor. He looked around, like somebody might
be watching us. I wonder if any of the guys in the hip-hop outfits are selling
patches in Walking back to THE
JAZZ STATION ON the radio, with
the volume turned low. She said the same thing she’d said yesterday. I’ll do
anything you want. You can do whatever you want with me. For answer, he drew her close
for a kiss, put a hand on her bottom and pulled her loins tight against him. He
was hard, but that was nothing new. He’d been that way in the restaurant. She said, “Anything you want.
And whenever you want, except for Tuesdays and Fridays.” “Shrink appointments? Personal
trainer?” “Sex,” she said. She raised
her eyes to his. Her gaze was open, unguarded. “I’m going to tell you about
Tuesdays and Fridays,” she said, “but I want you inside of me while I tell you.
Can we do that? No, from behind. See how wet I am. I’ve been like this all day,
I had to masturbate, I couldn’t help myself. Now you’re nice and wet, you’re
wet with my wetness. Now take it out and put it in the other place. Yes, yes. I
want you in my ass. Oh, yes. God, you’re big, it feels wonderful. Now don’t
move, don’t thrust. Can you do that, John? Can you just stay like that?” “I can try.” “Oh, God, don’t move. Oh, I
can’t hold back, I’m going to come. Oh. Oh. Don’t move, please don’t
move. Is that all right? Are you okay?” “Yes.” “Jesus, I love you. I do, you
know. Don’t say anything. Can you just stay in me and not move and not say
anything? Yes, you can. Oh, you’re an angel. Now I have to think where to
begin. Maury Winters, your lawyer. The last time I saw Maury he took me to a
fancy French restaurant. We had just ordered dessert when he went to the
bathroom, and while he was gone I got under the table, and when he came back I
sucked him off. “It was very exciting. I
always love doing that, but I especially liked two things, surprising him like
that and doing it in public. No one could see us but it was entirely possible
someone saw me get under the table, and I know there were people who saw me get
out. “At least one, and that brings
us to the man I see every Friday night. I won’t tell you his name, but I’m
going to tell you everything else. I love you, John. I love your cock in my
ass. I’m going to tell you everything.” SHE
TALKED FOR A long time. She didn’t
censor her speech, didn’t check it in her mind but let it flow out unimpeded,
as if she were an open faucet and the words were water. Sometimes she would
feel disembodied, lost in space, and then the hard bulk of him inside her would
bring her back, and she would tighten around him and go on. She told him about Franny,
although she didn’t use his name or identify him beyond saying he had been a
public official, a man used to exercising authority. She told him about the
boys, Lowell and Jay. She told him about the man from She told him about her toys.
She told him about the times she spent by herself, and what she did, and what
fantasies she used. She told him she felt alive,
as she had never felt before. She told him she worried sometimes that she was
crazy, that she was out of control. When she had run out of things
to tell him she lay still and felt him still hard inside her, felt his hand
resting lightly on her hip, felt his mind touching hers. She felt that she
could almost talk to him without words, that her mind could speak silently to
his. Almost. Aloud she said, “Do you hate
me, John?” “Of course not.” “Am I disgusting?” “You’re beautiful.” “But does it disgust you, what
I do? You could make me stop. I don’t want to stop, but I would do it for you.” He was silent for a moment,
but she wasn’t afraid of what he would say. She could feel his mind, so gentle
against hers, and she knew what he said would be all right. He said, “It’s what you do,
Susan. It’s who you are. It’s your art.” Something broke within her and
she felt tears stream down her cheeks. “Oh, my darling,” she said. “Oh, lie
still, lie perfectly still. Don’t move. I want to do this for you.” And she tightened around him,
tightened and relaxed, tightened and relaxed, milking him, milking him, until
at last he let out a great cry and emptied himself into her. “IF
I’D HAD ANY idea what it would do
for my sex life,” he said, “I’d have quit smoking years ago.” “It must be the patch.” “Jesus, no wonder you need a
prescription.” Showers, cups of tea. She was
holding one of his books, Nothing but Blue Skies, studying the dust
jacket photo. She asked when he’d shaved the beard. “The night we met.” “Seriously?” “I was trimming it,” he said,
“and that’s hard to do when you’re in a hurry. And I thought, oh, the hell with
it, and the next thing I knew it was gone. I didn’t intend it to be symbolic,
not consciously, anyway. But I must have, because I’d had it for years, and out
of nowhere I’d just landed this ridiculously huge contract, and zip, no beard.
If you want I’ll grow it back.” “It’s a handsome beard,” she
said, “but don’t grow it back. I like being able to see your face. What you
said before, that sex was my art. That may be the most beautiful thing anybody
ever said to me. It made me cry.” “It’s true, isn’t it?” “It’s entirely true, and I
never knew it until I heard you say it. It’s the craziness that keeps me from
going insane. Isn’t there a song like that?” “Sort of, but I don’t think
it’s about art. A country song.” “Then it must be true, if it’s
in a country song. You know the one thing “Anybody better-looking than
you.” “A country-music station. Or
if there is then I can’t find it.” “There’s one,” he said, “but
it’s no good. Chirpy disc jockeys and nothing but Top Forty shit. You like
country music? Hang on a minute.” He got out his Bobby Bare
album, the one where Shel Silver-stein wrote all the songs. It was vinyl, so he
put the A side on the turntable and adjusted the volume. After the third cut
played he said, “You’ve got to hear this one,” which was unnecessary, as they’d
listened to the first three in respectful silence. The song was “Rosalie’s Good
Eats Cafй,” a story song about the habituйs of an all-night restaurant, and it
ran over eight minutes, and when it ended he took the record off and put it
away “I just wanted you to hear that,” he said. “We’ll listen to the rest
another time.” “I can see why you like that
song. I mean, besides the fact that it’s terrific. It’s a novel, isn’t it?” “That’s exactly what it is.
There was a DJ who played that cut all the time. He got in trouble, because he
wasn’t getting enough commercials in, but he played it anyway. You’re too young
to remember.” “The other day your lawyer
told me I was too young to remember To Have and Have Not. The movie, not
the novel. I remember it just fine.” “Because they show it on
television. That album was released in 1973. Were you listening to much country
music in 1973?” “I was eight, so what would I
have been listening to? Super-tramp. God, do you remember that group? No, of
course not, you’re too old to remember Supertramp.” “Touchй. I remember the Bobby
Bare album because I was a college freshman, and that one song made me realize
I wanted to be a writer.” “Really?” “Well, I already half knew,
but that closed the sale. I realized I wanted to tell stories. Can I ask you
something? And what’s so funny?” “Can you ask me something?
Duh, no, I don’t want to reveal anything of myself to you. Ask away.” “You started off thinking I
killed her. Marilyn Fairchild.” “Well, it’s more like I
assumed it.” “What changed your mind?
Reading my books?” “That’s how I got to know
you.” “And you sensed that the
person who wrote those books couldn’t commit murder.” She was silent for a moment.
“No,” she said. “Not exactly.” “Oh?” “One thing I got from the
books,” she said, “is that anybody could commit murder. Not that there’s a lot
of killing in your work, but you get the sense, well, that anybody is pretty
much capable of anything.” “I guess I believe that. I
didn’t realize it was a message I was sending.” “It’s one I got. There was one
story, ‘ “‘A Nice Place to Stop.’ God,
you’re amazing.” “What, because I remember a
story?” “It’s the book I’m writing,”
he said, and explained. She said she couldn’t wait to read it, and he said it
was almost done, he’d reached that point where it was all clear in his mind and
it was just a matter of getting it down right. And then he asked her again how
she knew he was innocent. “You said you didn’t do it,”
she said simply. “The prisons are full of
people who’ll tell you they never did a bad thing in their lives.” “But I don’t believe them. I
believe you.” He looked at her, thinking
what a treasure she was, thinking how brave she’d been, willing to risk it all
in order to let him see her real self. Did he dare to be any less daring
himself? “Come here a moment,” he said,
leading her to the bookcase. “I don’t know if you happened to notice this.” “The rabbit? Yes, I was
looking at it before. It’s southwestern, isn’t it? Zuni, although they’re not
the only ones carving them nowadays. May I?” He nodded, and she picked it up.
“I think it’s very good. The stone’s beautiful, and the carving’s perfectly
realistic, and not decadent the way some of them are. Not “Unless you want to count an
enthusiasm for women with shaved twats and nipple rings.” “Well, it’s a nice one, and
I’m glad to see you’re taking good care of it. Cornmeal?” “Stone ground.” “Where did you get it?” “Gristedes.” “Idiot. Where did you get the
rabbit? Were you in that part of the country, or did you buy it locally?” “Neither,” he said. “I brought
it home from Marilyn Fairchild’s apartment.” AS
HE SPOKE, A line ran through her
head. A catchphrase, it had turned up everywhere for a while, until people got
tired of it. I could tell you, but then
I’d have to kill you. Listening, she could feel his
hands on her throat. Her heart was beating faster,
but the cause could as easily have been excitement as fear. Maybe the two
weren’t so different, maybe that explained the appeal of roller coasters and
scary movies. When he’d finished she said,
“But you don’t remember killing her.” “No, but I can imagine it
vividly enough. Maybe that’s a form of memory.” “Do you always imagine it the
same way?” He shook his head. “Different
versions.” “That sounds like genuine
imagination, not a memory slipping out the back door because your conscience
has the front one blocked. John, I don’t think it proves anything. You know you
were in her apartment, you know you were with her. You already knew that.” “I didn’t know there were
holes in my memory. I thought I was a little vague about leaving her place and
getting back to mine, but if I was so far gone I picked this little critter up
and brought him home without remembering any of it, I must have had a hole in
my memory big enough to drive a truck through.” Or stick your hands through,
she thought, and fit them around a woman’s throat. “If you’d found the rabbit the
morning after . . .” “And I could have, when I put
my socks on. What would I have done? I’d have picked it up and stared at it and
wondered where the hell it came from.” “And when the cops came the
first time?” “They weren’t looking for the
rabbit. Oh, would I have made the connection? I don’t know. I might have
thought, oh, that’s where the damn thing came from. But I might just as easily
have thought someone gave it to me years ago and I’d managed to forget the gift
and the giver.” “When they came back a second
time—” “The rabbit was listed on the
search warrant. So what would I have done? Either pulled it out right away and
showed it to them or prayed they wouldn’t find it. But all this is
hypothetical. They didn’t find it, and I didn’t find it myself until long after
they’d come and gone.” “And now it’s eating up all
your stone-ground cornmeal.” “That’s why it stayed hidden
until I got the big contract.” “Why? Oh, then it knew you
could afford to feed it.” “You got it.” She said, “John, everybody
knows the Carpenter killed her. Maury told me they offered to let you walk.
That was very brave, turning them down.” “It shows moral strength if I
didn’t do it. I’m not sure what it shows if I did.” “If they had one more piece of
evidence, one more link—” “But they don’t.” “The cleaning person, I forget
his name . . .” “Jerry Pankow. That looks like
a link, but is it? The Carpenter reads the papers, he learns how this poor guy
cleaned up the crime scene and then discovered the body. Let’s give him a few
more to find, he says to himself. Let’s see what other potential crime scenes
he cleans. That might appeal to his sense of humor.” “You think he has one?” “The nail in that woman’s forehead
in “Couldn’t the same sense of
humor lead him to take something from her apartment and put it here?” “Toward what end? So the
cops’ll think I did it? They think that already. Besides, I’m a light sleeper.
And he’d have had to break in while I was sleeping, because the rest of the
time I was holed up here.” “You left a few times.” “Only a very few, and only
briefly How would he get in the door? He’s the Carpenter, not the Locksmith.” “Do you always double-lock
your door?” “Except when I forget. Okay, I
could have forgotten, or not bothered if I was only going to be gone for a
minute, and yes, it locks when you pull it shut, but if you know what you’re
doing you can open it with a credit card. I used to do it myself when I forgot
and locked myself out.” “So he could have done that.
You used to do it? But then you stopped locking yourself out?” He laughed. “Well, no, once in
a while I’m lost in thought and go out for cigarettes with my keys still on the
dresser. Another thing I don’t have to worry about now that I’m an ex-smoker.” “But when you did lock yourself
out, then what?” “There’s a key under the mat.” “Which the Carpenter could
have used.” “If he thought to look there.
Susan, come on. Remember Occam’s razor?” “From college, but I forget
what it is.” “A philosophical principle.
When you hear hoofbeats, don’t look around for zebras. Because it’s probably
horses. That’s my example, not that of the bishop of Occham, but you get the
idea. When there’s a simple and obvious explanation, it’s generally on the
money.” She nodded slowly, looked at
the rabbit in the palm of her hand. She asked if anyone else had seen it. No
one, he said. She alone had been in his apartment since the rabbit turned up. “And you’re the only person
I’ve said a word to. You notice I checked first to make sure you weren’t
wearing a wire.” “Checked very thoroughly,
too.” “Well, you can’t be too
careful.” I could tell you, but then
I’d have to kill you . . . She said, “John? Thank you.” “For letting you know you
might be sleeping with a murderer?” “I already knew that.” She closed her fingers around
the rabbit, reached out with her other hand to touch him. She had to have her
hand on him while she said this. She said, “I told you
everything about myself, all the fucking, all the weird shit in my mind. But I
held one thing back.” “You don’t have to—” “Yes I do. John, maybe you
killed her and maybe you didn’t, but what you have to know is I don’t care. I
honest to God don’t care.” “You don’t care if—” “—If you killed her or not.
No, I don’t. I care about you. I want them to drop the charges, I want you to
be out from under this cloud. I want everyone in the world to know you never
killed anybody. But I don’t have to know it because it doesn’t matter to me.
You think maybe you killed her? So fucking what? I love you just as much if you
did. Maybe more, for all I know.” She raised her eyes to him. There were tears
in her eyes and she blinked them away. She said, “Can you take me to bed? I
need to come. Can you make me come?” WHEN
IT WAS TIME for her to go he went
downstairs with her, walked her to “Didn’t see us,” he said. “Too
busy talking on his cell phone.” “Listening to bad music,” she
offered. “And munching on raw garlic. I
don’t think it was the right cab for you. Tomorrow’s Friday, so I guess you’ll
be busy, won’t you?” “Does it bother you?” “No, I think I like it. I’ve
got work to do, but I think I’d like it even if I didn’t. Friday’s the one
you’re turning into a girl, right?” “That’s the one, but what I’m
really doing is teaching him that he’s kinkier than he thought he was.” “Well, so am I, evidently,
because I’m already looking forward to hearing about it. I expect a full
report.” “And while I’m doing him, I’ll
be thinking how I’m going to get to tell you about it.” “And I’ll be imagining it,
writing scripts for you in my mind. Here’s your cab. I’ll see you Saturday,
okay?” She nodded, kissed him. He said, “I’m glad we found
each other.” “Oh, baby,” she said. “How
could we help it?” twenty-nine THE
EYE-OPENER, JIM Galvin had to
acknowledge, was probably a mistake. If you waited awhile, if you had a decent
breakfast in your belly, eggs and rashers and a link or two of sausage, and
here it was getting on for lunchtime, surely no one would begrudge a man a drop
of the hard stuff. If you held out until midafternoon, that was even better.
But when that first one went down the hatch before breakfast, or instead of
breakfast, well, that didn’t look so good. There it was, John Jameson’s finest,
in your belly and on your breath, and no one who smelled it was going to
mistake it for altar wine. On the other hand, nothing
else really got you going after a bad night. He knew men who swore by Valium,
said it straightened you out without knocking you out, and left your breath
discreetly unscented. But he also knew a man who’d developed a Valium habit and
almost died trying to get off it. Poor bastard wound up in Beth Israel
hospital, where they told him Valium detox could be tougher than heroin. Thanks
all the same, but I’ll stay with the whiskey. It’ll kill me, too, in its own
good time, but at least it’ll taste good going down. Last night had been a bad one,
though it had seemed good enough while it was taking place. A few bars, a few
old friends, a few new ones, and a couple of laughs. A feeling of abiding love
for the old friends, for the new friends, for the whole human race. A sense
that it wasn’t such a bad old world after all. Grand thoughts, grand
feelings, and there were only two ways he knew of that a man could get to have
them. Have a fucking jelly doughnut for a brain, or have a couple of drinks. He’d had the latter, and now
he felt as though he had the former, and that the jelly was oozing out of the
doughnut. So he took down the bottle and filled a six-ounce jelly glass halfway
full. And picked it up and looked at it, like you’d look at—what? An old
friend? An old enemy? He drank it down. Just the
one, just to take the edge off, just to lighten the load the least bit. He had breakfast around the
corner on Avenue B, in a Ukrainian place where they didn’t worry any more about
cholesterol than he did. He had salami and eggs and crisp hash browns and three
cups of lousy coffee, and by God he felt fine by the time he walked out of
there. Now he had to figure out
something to do with the day. HE
WAS OFF THE clock. Maury Winters had
given him a lot of hours, first rooting around for the writer, Creighton, and
then doing some background checking on a couple of prosecution witnesses in a
robbery case. The robbery case pleaded out, with a better deal resulting in
part from a lead he’d developed, so he had to feel good about that, and Maury
was probably feeling good about him. But he hadn’t been able to
turn the trick for Creighton. He’d figured there was
probably a limit to what he could accomplish, given that you didn’t need
psychic powers to know the writer was guilty. Lady walks into a bar, walks out
with a guy, and wakes up dead, you don’t reach for the tea leaves and the
crystal ball. You pick up the guy, and he goes away for it. So he’d gone through the
motions, but he’d been a good cop and he was making an effort to be just as
good at this racket. Before he’d been busting his ass to put bad guys in prison
and now he was working almost as hard to keep them out, which seemed weird now
and then, but the work itself wasn’t all that different. It was a similar mix
of headwork and footwork, and he had the head for it. And the feet, although
they were starting to go on him. He’d done what he could for
Creighton, coming up with a couple of witnesses who could at least blow a
little smoke up the prosecution’s ass, and then the fucking Carpenter came
along and opened up a whole new world of possibilities. All you had to do was
link him to Fairchild and you could get Creighton off the hook. A couple of ways it could have
happened. Harbinger had been sighted in the neighborhood, he’d been confirmed
buying gasoline at Thirteenth and Eighth, so he could have staked out Fairchild
same as he did the one in Say he watched her apartment,
and let himself in when she let herself out. He waited for her to come home,
but when she did she had Creighton with her, two of them and one of him, and
Creighton was a big guy, so the Carpenter’d be in the closet while they did a little
mattress testing. Then Creighton went on home, and out pops the Carpenter, just
in time for sloppy seconds. And, just to make sure nobody else comes along for
thirds, he strangles her and takes off. Or, even better, he gets his
first look at her when she walks into the Kettle of Fish, and tails her when
she walks out with Creighton. He gets into her brownstone—how hard is that, he
times it right and Creighton holds the door for him on his own way out. Knocks
on her door, says he’s back, he forgot something. Yeah, what did you forget,
I’ll get it for you? You won’t be able to find it. Lemme in. And she opens
the door and he says I forgot to kill you, you stupid bitch, and he
does. Maury liked that, he could
sell it to a jury, hey, coulda happened, reasonable doubt, yadda yadda yadda.
Put him in the Kettle, Maury said. Put him in the brownstone. Put him on the
stoop of the house across the street, sharpening his dick with a whetstone.
Anything, just put him in the picture, and it’s frosting on the cupcake. Couldn’t do it. Couldn’t
fucking do it, and all he was doing was following the cops around, because
they’d showed the Carpenter’s picture all over the neighborhood, as if
everybody hadn’t seen it enough times in the papers and on TV. Both bartenders
at the Kettle, the day guy and the night guy, looked at the picture and said
sure they recognized it, it was the Carpenter, and what else was new? Had they
seen him before? Yeah, in the Post, in the News, on CNN, on New
York One, on America’s Most Wanted, on every fucking thing but Seinfeld
reruns. But up close and in person, in the bar? Nope, sorry, can’t help you
out. Great. HE
WENT BACK TO his apartment,
thinking it hadn’t been that long ago that cops wouldn’t walk here except in
pairs, and not even then if there was a way to avoid it. Now he’d had to call
in favors to find a place here he could afford, and it was four flights up and
not a whole lot nicer inside than when they were thrilled to get fifty-five
dollars a month for it. The good part, by the time a broad climbed up four
flights of stairs, she wasn’t going to change her mind. She had too much
invested in the whole business. The stairs were either keeping
him in shape or killing him, and he was never sure which. He got to the top
thinking he deserved a drink for that, but decided he’d collect later. Because,
off the clock or not, he wondered if there wasn’t something he could do for
Creighton. Had to be something nobody thought of. He went over his notes, made a
couple of calls. And sure enough, there it was. It might not go anywhere, if
there was one thing he’d learned on the job it was that anything you tried had
a chance of going nowhere at all. But if you tried enough things, and if you
used your head and your feet, now and then something paid off. He could have had a small one
on the strength of that, too, but decided he’d wait. He locked up and went down
the stairs, which was always a lot easier than going up them. Funny how it
worked. HE
WALKED ACROSS TOWN, taking his
time, and it was early afternoon when he got to “Hey, Eddie,” he said. “Hey, how ya doin’?” A nice
easy smile, you had to say that for him. “You gonna show me that picture
again?” “You remember, huh?” “I may not remember every last
person who showed me that picture, as many as there’ve been. You I remember.
Bushmill’s, right?” “Actually it’s Jamesons.” “Hey, close enough. Rocks or
water back?” He took it with water back,
and while he sipped the water he nodded for a refill. Part of the job, on or
off the clock. You go to bars, you want to get information from bartenders, you
can’t sit there sipping a Coke. And, watching Ragan do it
again, he remembered that, by God, he had been drinking Bushmill’s the last
time he’d come in. He’d stopped someplace else first and that was the only
Irish they had, and it went down well enough, so he stayed with it at the
Kettle. He thought of telling Eddie he was right after all, but why bother?
What difference did it make? “What I wanted to ask,” he
said. “Forget the picture I showed you.” “You and everybody else, but
fine, I’ll be happy to forget it.” “What I was wondering,” he
said, “was if you happened to recall a fellow, probably came in here by himself
. . .” “I get lots of those.” Fucking moron. “Didn’t say
much,” he went on patiently. “Maybe didn’t speak at all, but he ordered a drink
and then never touched it. Stood there or sat there for a while and then—” “Walked out and left it
there,” Ragan said. “Tuborg!” “Tuborg?” “That’s what he drank, except
he didn’t. Just like you said, the sonofabitch sat there with the bottle and
the glass in front of him, and next thing I knew he was gone, and he never took
so much as a sip of that beer. I thought he stepped out for a minute, I thought
he went to the john, I even wondered if he did a Lenny Bruce and died there.
Gone, no forwarding. I never saw him again.” “Did you ever see him before?” “I don’t think so. I know I
never saw him pull that shit before, because that I would have remembered.” “What did he look like,
Eddie?” “I dunno. Older guy, wore a
cap. You see an older guy in a cap, that’s all you see, you know what I mean?
Anyway I got a lousy memory for names and faces. Drinks, that’s something
different. I’ll swear on a stack of Bibles it was a Tuborg he ordered. Shit, if
you’re not gonna drink it, why go for the imported stuff? Rolling Rock’s good
enough if all you’re gonna do is look at it.” “You remember his voice?” Eddie was leaning on the bar,
propped up on his elbows. He screwed up his face and scratched his head, and
Galvin decided he looked like a fucking monkey, found himself checking for an
opposable thumb. “You know,” he said, “I don’t
know that I ever heard his voice. You see the Tuborg sign? I think he
pointed to it, and I said Tuborg? and he nodded. Or we got Tuborg
coasters. Maybe he pointed to one of them. What’s sure is what kind of beer it
is, that part I wouldn’t forget. You know, I could of sworn you had Bushmill’s
last time you were here.” Jesus, he thought, would there
ever be a time he let something slide without having it come back to bite him
in the ass? Evidently not. He said, “You know, I’ve been thinking, and it was.
I never order Bushmill’s, but that particular day . . .” And there he was,
delivering the whole fucking explanation, and this moron was nodding along
happily, thrilled to have gotten something right for a change. And now he could drag out the
picture. “Eddie,” he said, “could this have been him?” “That’s the same picture? Holy
shit, are you telling me the Carpenter was here watching a Tuborg go flat in
front of him?” “Does it look like him?” “Jesus, is it? Like I said, I never
really looked at him. I have to say it could be.” A definite maybe, he thought. “When was this, Eddie?” “There’s a good question. I’m
thinking. Been a few months, that’s as close as I can come.” He wasn’t a lawyer, wasn’t in
court. Where did it say he couldn’t lead a witness? He said, “Eddie, you figure it
was around the time Marilyn Fairchild got killed?” The monkey face, indicating
Deep Thought. “You know, that’s right when it was.” “Oh?” “Like maybe one, two, three
days later. You want to know how come I know? Because I was thinking, suppose I
get asked about this. And it was that murder put me in that frame of mind.” “And this would have been in
the afternoon?” “Just about this time of day.
Nice and quiet, the way it is now.” “Who else was here, do you
happen to recall?” “Well, Max was here. Max the
Poet, he’s always here. Hey, Max!” The wine drinker looked up,
turned. Long face, wispy beard, long fingers wrapped around a glass of the
house red. I get like that, Galvin thought, somebody please shoot me. “Max,” Ragan said, “you
remember that guy, couple of months ago, ordered a Tuborg and didn’t drink it?” Max thought it over. “I drink
wine,” he said, and turned away. Did that mean he wanted a
drink bought for him before he remembered anything? Galvin asked what the hell
that was supposed to mean, and Ragan shrugged and said that was Max, that’s how
he was, and he didn’t remember shit. Who else was here, Galvin
asked him, and it wasn’t just like pulling teeth, it was like pulling teeth
with your fingers. “Draft Guinness,” he said, finally, snapping his fingers and
grinning like he’d pulled off a miracle. “Two guys, they’re in couple times a
week, sometimes together, sometimes not. Actors.” “Actors?” “Or maybe writers. Last I
heard, it was something about a screenplay, but I don’t know if he was reading
it or writing it. Way they pay for their Guinness, they’re movers.” He didn’t know which company
they worked for, or their names, or where they lived. Just that one was taller
than the other. “Or maybe it was the other way
around,” Galvin said, and Ragan looked blank for a moment, then got it and
grinned. “They moved this woman from
her boyfriend’s place, and one of them was saying she liked him, and maybe he
should have hit on her. Whoever she was, she stiffed them on the tip, or the
next thing to it.” He went over it, found more
questions to ask, but that was about all he got. He wrote it out in Eddie’s own
words, or what his words would have been if the mope spoke English, and went
over it with him and got him to sign it. Which the bartender did,
without hesitation. “You know,” he said, “I had a feeling. That’s another
reason I know it was right after the woman got killed, because when I picked up
the glass and the bottle it came to me that this could be a clue.” “To the murder?” “Not to that murder,
but if all of this was, you know, like a movie. A TV show. Whatever. I mean,
say something like that happens, and you have a shot of the bartender, and he’s
holding up the glass, holding up the bottle, thinking these could have prints
on them. I remember I had the thought, I should keep this glass. You know, just
in case.” Jesus, was it possible? “Did you?” “Did I what?” Mother of God. “Did you keep
the glass?” A slow smile. “Yeah, matter of
fact I did.” And he pointed to a whole shelf of glassware above the back bar.
“It’s one of those,” he said, grinning like a fucking chimpanzee. “But don’t
ask me which one. It’s hard to tell them apart.” IT
TOOK THE REST of that day and half of the
next, but he found the moving men. There were half a dozen moving firms based
in the Village and He didn’t have much to go on.
A choice of three dates, draft Guinness (because the one thing he trusted Eddie
on was who drank what), and a moving job for a woman. And Eddie’d come up with
one more item, a colleague of the two named Big Arnie, with a droopy eyelid. Big Arnie turned out to be the
straw that stirred the drink, even though his name wasn’t Arnie at all. I
know a guy like that, the desk man at one place told him, got an eye
goes like this, and more so at the end of the day than early on. And he’s big,
but his name ain’t Arnie. It’s Paul. Big Paul had worked for him,
but not lately. He’d had some complaints, no need to go into that now, but the
last he heard Paul was working for Gentle Touch, on West Eleventh. Which was his next stop, where
he learned that Big Paul didn’t work there anymore, hadn’t for a while, but
yeah, he was working for them around the time Galvin was asking about. And
yeah, the books showed they had a local move on such and such a date when the
client was a woman, a two-person job, and I guess I can let you have their
names. And he found them, and
questioned them separately, and they both remembered the incident. They didn’t
remember the guy, they never even saw the guy, but they remembered what Eddie
went through, pouring another bottle of Tuborg into two glasses and making them
taste it, to make sure the case wasn’t skunky or something. Fucking scene Eddie
turned it into, when all it was was a guy didn’t finish his beer. Sign a statement to that
effect? Yeah, I suppose so. Why the hell not? thirty NO WAY HE
WAS GAY. No fucking way. Jay McGann paused at the
threshold, then let himself be drawn into the wet warmth of Susan’s pussy. He
lay on top of her, felt her smooth female flesh under him, tasted her mouth. Would a gay man be doing this? Earlier, he’d feasted between
her legs, and Jesus, wasn’t that a treat, hair pie without the hair. No gay man
would be caught dead doing that, not if his life depended on it, not if his own
mother came to him in a dream and told him he had to. Pussy was what Wheaties
claimed to be, the true breakfast of champions, not teatime with lavender
napkins. Not that there was anything
wrong with being gay . . . But he wasn’t. A gay man
wouldn’t be thrusting gently but firmly with his hips, moving his rock-hard
cock in and out of that sweet channel, that velvet vulva, that pathway to
paradise. And only a man who was
genuinely confident about his sexuality would welcome the touch of a pair of
hands on his buttocks, male hands, Lowell’s hand, taking hold of him firmly,
pressing the cheeks together, coaxing them apart. He drew in his breath sharply
at the touch, and again at the touch of Oh Christ it’ll never fit
he’s gonna tear me apart. . . But he knew better. It had fit
before and it would fit now, and he held himself in check, stopped his
thrusting into the woman beneath him, and opened himself up to the man behind
him. His sphincter tightened of its own accord—That’s why they call it an
asshole—but then it relaxed, and now the head was in, and that was the
difficult part, and now it was all in there, he’d taken it all, had almost
sucked it in, greeting the insistent guest with open arms, making him welcome. Oh, God, this was good.
Fucking and being fucked, giving and getting. Heaven. He didn’t even have to do
anything, could let All right, maybe he was bi.
You could argue that everybody was, though not everybody was honest enough to
admit it and act on it. Most straight men were too frightened of that capacity
to let themselves feel it, let alone do something about it. And most gay guys,
well, they were warped one way or another, had it hooked up so that they
couldn’t fuck women without thinking they were fucking their mothers. But if you got past your
hang-ups, you could do anything with anybody and feel good about it. And it was part of being a
writer, wasn’t it? Tasting all of life, not just the blue plate special.
Drinking deep at the well. What was it Flaubert said? Madame Bovary, c’est
moi. Not, oh, yeah, I knew a girl like Emma once. Nothing human is foreign to
me. He couldn’t remember who said
that, but it was some writer, it had to be, and he got it right. You couldn’t
write it unless you could first find it somewhere in your self, and how could
you do that if you were paralyzed with fear over who you might turn out to be? Oh, Jesus, it felt good . .
. So many people didn’t get it.
Same as one drop of African blood made you black in the old segregated South,
same as one grandparent made you Jewish in Nazi Germany, in some equally
objective eyes one interlude with another guy made you a screaming queen. Like that
old joke about Ah, monsieur, do you see
that bridge? I, Pierre, built that bridge. I built over twenty bridges. But do
they call me Pierre the Bridge Builder? They do not. Monsieur, do you see that
lion? I, Pierre, tamed that lion, and all the other animals in the circus. But
do they call me Pierre the Lion Tamer? Alas, you know they do not. But suck one cock . . . What was he when he heard that
joke, twelve? Thirteen? About the age he was when he got his first blow job, at
good old It felt great. I mean, a blow
job generally does, and at that age, with no experience, Jesus. But he
remembered how he’d sat there with old Henrietta’s head bobbing in his lap and
thinking how great it would be if he could get a girl to do this to him. I
mean, that’s not exactly gay, is it? To be getting head from a guy and wishing
it was from a girl? And it was just curiosity that
made him imagine what it would be like to do what Henrietta was doing. I mean,
everybody did that, didn’t they? Imagined it? And if he imagined it sometimes
late at night when he was lying on his camp cot and spanking the monkey, well,
that was natural enough, wasn’t it? Here, as far as he was
concerned, was the acid test: On this night and other Tuesdays, he had blown But had he ever done it
without Susan present? Had he ever had the slightest interest in getting
together with Lowell, or any other man, on some day or night other than this
one, with no woman to share the fun? Absolutely not. Never happen. While, on the other hand, he’d
do Susan all by himself any day of the week. And he’d make love to his wife, as
he did several nights a week, though not on Tuesday, not after a night of excess
like this, and Wednesday was a stretch sometimes, he had to admit. But he did
it, and enjoyed it as much as ever. More, really, because he was a more sexual
being as a result of everything he was doing on Tuesdays. Oh, Jesus, that felt great.
Oh, here we go, all three of us at once. Oh, wow . . . So his primary orientation was
heterosexual, no question about it. Gay? Him? You gotta be kidding. “JAY?
TELL SUSAN ABOUT your mystery.” “Are you writing a mystery,
Jay?” “No, of course not,” he said.
“I mean, Raymond Chandler pretty much did it, didn’t he?” “Your real-life mystery,” “Oh, Mr. Shevlin.” “Who’s Mr. Shevlin?” He yawned, stretched, felt
entirely at peace with the world. He was lying between them, and he put one
hand on each of them, slipped a finger into Susan, curled fingers around “Just wait,” Susan said.
“Pretty soon you’ll be wishing it was bigger. Tell me about Mr. Devlin.” “Shevlin. He lives in the same
building as my Aunt Kate, who’s my father’s kid sister. Twice married, twice
divorced, and she’s the one they thought was going to be a nun, so go figure.
Anyway, Shevlin’s an older man, and a couple of years ago his wife died and he
bought a boat.” “And it turns out he murdered
her?” “Jesus, no. Woman died of
cancer, by the time she died everybody said it was a mercy. The mystery is that
Shevlin disappeared.” “When he bought the boat? I’m
sorry, I’ll shut up.” “Not when he bought the boat.
I don’t know when exactly. A few weeks ago. My aunt’s friend, I forget her
name, she knows Shevlin better than Kate does, and I think she’s got a special
interest in him. What’s the expression? I think she set her cap for him.” “I haven’t heard that in
years.” “And her name’s Helen, I just
remembered. Anyway, Helen told Kate that Peter—that’s his name, Peter
Shevlin—that he hadn’t been around lately. It’s a big building, there must be a
hundred, hundred and fifty apartments in it, so Shevlin was just somebody Kate
would nod to in the elevator, and not seeing him for a few weeks wouldn’t set
off any alarms for her. But Helen had an interest, so she noticed.” “Maybe he went to the
Catskills.” “The Jewish “He’s making up the Aloysius,”
“I get the point,” Susan said,
“but isn’t there an Irish “As soon as the fucking
stops,” he said, “the ethnic slurs begin.” “Or the Inland Waterway,” she
said. “Maybe he took his boat all the way down the coast.” “Except it’s still at the
Seventy-ninth Street Boat Basin. Most of the time, anyway.” “Most of the time?” “Helen called him on the
phone,” he said, “and she got the doorman to open the door and see if he was
lying in a heap somewhere, but he wasn’t. And then she called his office, and
all they would tell her was that Shevlin was away and they weren’t sure when
he’d be back.” “If Mr. Shevlin was off for a
dirty weekend,” she said, “with the cute little widow from 12-J, I could see
where Helen could be a real pain in the ass.” “I gather she’s persistent.
Next thing she did was walk over to the “And there it was.” “No, it was gone.” “So where’s the mystery?” “She went over the next day,
or whenever it was, just to make sure. And it was back again.” “So he came home.” “Except he didn’t. Never
showed up at the apartment building.”
“And not telling his office
where he is? And sleeping there, when he’s got a big two-bedroom apartment half
a mile away? And wearing the same clothes every day?” “Well?” she said. “What’s the
explanation?” “Damned if I know,” he said.
“That’s what makes it a mystery.” thirty-one SHE WAS AT
the gallery, going over some numbers when she became subliminally aware of a familiar voice. And looked up, and
there he was, standing with Chloe in front of one of Jeffcoate Walker’s more
alarming visions and encouraging her to tell him what the painting meant to
her. He had his back to her but she recognized the jeans and the deep green
polo shirt, recognized the V-shaped body, tapering from broad shoulders to a
tight little butt. She felt a tingle, and a less
welcome tremor of anxiety. She was supposed to go to his place tonight, and
here it was two in the afternoon, and here he was, in her space. It
wasn’t as though he didn’t have a right, and she’d been planning on inviting
him to see her workspace and examine her stock-in-trade, but this was
unexpected, and the least bit unsettling. She got to her feet, glided
over there, planning her opening line, but he sensed her approach and turned.
“Chloe was showing me around,” he said. “You looked completely engrossed in
what you were doing. I didn’t have the heart to disturb you.” “I think I’ll wait and let my
bookkeeper work it out,” she said. “I keep adding it up and getting different
totals every time.” She turned to Chloe and smiled, and Chloe got the message
and found something else to do. She showed him a couple of
paintings, then took him to the back office. “That’s Chloe,” she said. “I figured that out for
myself,” he said. “And I don’t blame you a bit.” “Even if she works for me?” “Even if she works for the
FBI.” “She’s yummy, isn’t she? Would
you like to fuck her?” “It never entered my mind.” “Because you probably could.
The three of us together, or I could just wrap her up with a bow and send her
to you for your birthday.” “The gift that keeps on
giving.” “She’s got rings in her
nipples, too. And big soft titties like bowls of cream.” “You trying to get me hot?” “Uh-huh. What brings you here,
anyway? I’m supposed to come over tonight and tell you a story.” “My turn first.” “Your turn for what? Oh, to
tell me a story? Did little Johnny get into mischief last night?” “Never left the house. Worked
all day, ordered a pizza, and worked some more.” “Is there any leftover pizza?” “Ate it for breakfast.” “Greedy pig.” “We can order more tonight.” “No,” she said, “pizza’s like
revenge, it’s better cold. What’s the story you’re going to tell me?” “I’m not going to tell you
anything. You have to read it yourself.” “I don’t. . . you finished the
book?” “The first draft. I’ll have a
couple of weeks of tinkering to do before I’m ready to show it to Roz. But you
could read it now, if you wanted.” “You’re sure you wouldn’t
mind?” “I’d like it,” he said. “In
fact I couldn’t wait to find out if you wanted to, and that’s why I’m here. I
don’t know if you’d want to close early—” “Come on,” she said. “I’ll
tell Chloe to lock up when she’s ready to go home. You and I are out of here.” HE
SET HER UP at the table with the
manuscript and a cup of coffee. He’d run spell-check, but that didn’t work if
the mistake was a word in its own right, and at first she circled typos in red
pencil so he’d find them more easily. But that slowed her down, and she decided
she’d catch them when she read it through a second time. For now she didn’t want
anything to get in the way of the story. And it was a good story, the
protagonist richly human, like John but unlike him, the other characters
sharply drawn, the prose and dialogue deceptively simple, transparent as glass.
Early on she was overly conscious of who had written it, aware that she’d have
to offer an opinion, and that kept her from getting as completely drawn into
the story as she would have. But that changed, and everything else fell away,
and there was nothing but the perfectly real world of Harry Brubaker. She read for a couple of
hours, until the letters started moving around on the page. She looked up, and
he was on the couch with a magazine. She was a third of the way through, she
told him, and she didn’t want to stop, but she thought she probably had to. “It took months to write,” he
said. “I shouldn’t expect you to read it at one sitting.” “I want to, though. But I
don’t want to skim. I want to read all the words. It’s wonderful, honey.” “You really think so?” “Oh, yes.” And she told him
some of the things she liked, and his aura seemed to expand with each thing she
said to him. At length he told her she’d better stop, that she wouldn’t be able
to find enough good things to say about the rest of it. “Anyway,” he said, “it’s your
turn.” “To what? To tell you a story?
Gee, I don’t know. I’d feel self-conscious, little old me presuming to tell a
story to a big old super storyteller like you.” “Force yourself.” “Well,” she said. “Okay,
then.” And she recounted the events
of the previous evening. The first time she’d done this, telling him last
Saturday what she’d done with Franny the night before, her excitement had been
held somewhat in check by the fear that he’d turn jealous or spiteful. He’d
liked her stories before, but now she was relating current history, and maybe
he’d find that threatening. But he hadn’t, and now she
felt at ease, enjoying her own story and his interest in it. Then the phone
rang, and he let the machine answer it, then moved quickly to take the call
when he heard Maury Winters’s voice. He picked up and said, “Hello,
Maury?” Then he listened for a long moment and said, “No kidding.” And he
mostly listened, interjecting other uninformative one- and two-word responses.
It seemed like a good time to go to the bathroom, and when she got back he was
off the phone and on his feet, standing at the bookcase with the little
turquoise rabbit in his hand. Suddenly she knew, but she
waited for him to tell her. “They dropped the charges,” he
said. “Fabrizzio called a press conference and made an announcement. That way
she gets to talk about new evidence and the commitment of the district
attorney’s office not only to prosecute the guilty but to safeguard the rights
of the innocent. Maury says when you beat them it never hurts to let them look
good.” “But how did—” “That detective, the drunk I
couldn’t say enough bad things about. Maury let him go, but the guy did some
extra work on his own. He thought of a question to ask the bartender at the
Kettle, something nobody asked him before, because why should they when they
had a picture to show him? It’s complicated, but Maury says his final bill’s
going to include a big bonus for the guy, and I said we should include a case
of his favorite poison while we’re at it, because I owe him a big one.” “You’re off the hook.” “Completely.” He kissed the
rabbit, put it back in front of its dish of cornmeal. “When I turned down that
last plea offer,” he said, “I had the thought that I was setting myself up for
disaster. That I was pushing it that extra inch, and now they’d find new
evidence, and it would be the kind of evidence that would kill me in court.
Because that’s the way you’d do it in fiction. The guy has damn near
everything, a Get Out of Jail Free card, and that’s not enough, and the next thing
he knows he’s screwed, and it’s his own fault. I told myself come on, you’re
not writing this, it’s not fiction, but I was still a little worried.” “And now you can stop
worrying.” “I really can, can’t I? I’m
glad I finished the book before I heard. So that there was still that
underlying little bit of tension.” “Quite a day for you,” she
said. “You finished the book and the state dropped charges. The only thing I
can think of to follow that is a blow job.” AFTERWARD
SHE SAID, “I was in the middle of
a story, but somehow I get the feeling I should save the rest of it for another
day.” “It would give new meaning to
the word anticlimactic.” “But there’s something else I
could tell you. It’s a story one of them told, and it hasn’t got anything to do
with sex. Or maybe it does. It’s hard to tell.” “Oh?” “What it really is,” she said,
“is a mystery. Maybe I should ask your detective friend about it.” “Now you’ve got me
interested.” So she told him the story Jay
McGann had told, about his Aunt Kate’s friend Helen and the missing Mr.
Shevlin. “He’s living on the boat,” he
said. “Except why would he? Scratch that, it doesn’t make sense. I know. He
took off, went out of town for the summer, and one of his friends is taking his
boat out for him.” “They’re not like dogs,” she
said. “You don’t have to walk them twice a day. And he was funny about his
boat. He wouldn’t even let Helen onto it.” “A busybody like Helen? I
can’t say I blame him. You’re right, it’s a mystery.” “I wonder if I should tell
somebody.” “You could tell this guy
Galvin, but not unless you wanted to hire him to investigate. Which would make
you more of a busybody than Helen.” “It would, wouldn’t it? Maybe
I should just let it go.” “You could tell a cop,” he
said, “if you knew one. I know a couple, but I’d just as soon not see them
again. Besides, this is up on the “ “Or lived.” “You don’t think . . .” “I’m just being dramatic. He’s
miles away from the Sixth Precinct, where Slaughter and Reade are stationed,
and no closer to the pair who wanted to tie me to the whorehouse murders.” “I know a cop,” she said.
“Well, a former cop.” “Is he a private eye? Because
then you’ve got the same problem you’ve got with Galvin.” She shook her head. “He’s sort
of retired for the time being. He used to be the police commissioner.” “And he’s a friend of yours?
Perfect. He’s probably not in a position to do anything, but he can tell you
where to go, or just pass the information on for you. You have his number
handy? You want to call him?” “I’ll be seeing him the day
after tomorrow.” “Today’s Wednesday, so that
means . . . Friday? He’s the guy you see Friday nights?” “Shit,” she said. “A former police commissioner.
The only one I can think of is Ben Ward, and he just died the end of June.” His
eyes widened. “Buckram? Francis X. Buckram—” “Francis J.” “I stand corrected. Francis J.
Buckram is Franny? He’s the guy who likes for you to wax his private parts and
fuck him in the ass?” “You’re not supposed to know
that.” “You mean he doesn’t feature
it in his press releases? Damn, that’s hard to believe. Look, don’t worry. I
won’t say a thing. I’ll giggle a little, but that’s all I’ll do, swear to God.
Yeah, tell him. Seriously, I mean it. He’ll know what to do.” thirty-two HE
COULD FEEL him out there. William Boyce Harbinger, alias
the Carpenter. Born December 18, 1939. Height five feet ten inches, weight 155
pounds. Color of hair, gray. Color of eyes, blue. Complexion, fair. Out there, somewhere in the
city. Waiting. It was getting to Buckram. He
couldn’t think about anything else. The way he was these days, he damn well
needed those Friday nights, and he no longer cared what she did to him. She
could draw blood, she could tap a vein and drink from it. Anything, just so she
got him out of his self for a couple of hours. Phone calls piled up. He
hadn’t returned any in weeks, and now he’d changed the outgoing message on his
machine: Hi, I’m away, and not able to retrieve messages or return calls.
Try me again sometime in the fall. That struck him as abrupt, and he’d
thought of adding something along the lines of Have a nice day or Enjoy
the summer, but decided it would be hypocritical. He didn’t care what kind
of a day any of them had, didn’t see why anyone should enjoy the summer. Or any other season. The Carpenter was enjoying the
summer. Cooling his heels, biding his time. Getting ready for something that
would make his What was he waiting for? IT
WOULD BE ON a Wednesday. Last year
the date had fallen on a Tuesday he remembered that much, everybody in the city
remembered that much. There was a line in a Gershwin song about Tuesday maybe
being a good news day. Well, that Tuesday had been a bad news day, the ultimate
bad news day. This year, September 11 would
fall on a Wednesday. There was no way to know that
was what the Carpenter was waiting for, and yet he knew it with an unyielding
certainty, knew it without knowing how he knew it. That was the day that
changed his life, wasn’t it? Well, his and everybody else’s, but the Carpenter
took it personally, and it wasn’t hard to see why. Lost his whole family, lost
every piece of furniture in the room of life. And turned overnight from a
harmless old coot with a penchant for New York City history into a maniac who
seemed set on finishing what the fucking terrorists had started. God damn them anyway, the sons
of bitches. If he could just do something
about them . . . But he couldn’t, of course,
and neither could anyone else. They were safely dead, gone to spend eternity
with seventy virgins, and maybe that was punishment enough. He tried to imagine
a Catholic equivalent, where St. Peter handed good little boys the keys to a
Carmelite nunnery. Here you are, sonny boy. Enjoy yourself. Just be careful
they don’t smack you with a ruler. ON
THE MORNING OF Wednesday,
September 11, there would perhaps inevitably be a ceremony at Ground Zero. The
new mayor would be there, along with the old one, and the governor, and every
local politician who could shoehorn his way in. And, the White House had just
announced, the president of the Somewhere in the city, Buckram
was certain, the Carpenter was thinking about September 11, last year’s and
this year’s. So, he suspected, were half the terrorists and bona fide nut jobs
on the planet. If there was a more obvious target, a stronger magnet for terror,
he couldn’t think what it might be. The Prez himself, standing right where it
all happened, on the anniversary of the day it happened. And what could he do about it? Nothing, he thought. He
couldn’t do zip, but then again, neither in all likelihood could the Carpenter.
There’d be security up the wazoo, cops and Secret Service agents a mile deep.
No question the Air Force would resume overflights, and God help any pilot who
wandered off course that morning. Nobody was going to get anywhere near either
site, Ground Zero or the UN. But the Carpenter might try,
and he might get lucky. The damnedest rank amateurs managed to turn up at the
right place at the right time, and before you could say Squeaky Fromm or Sirhan
Sirhan or John Hinckley or Leon Czolgosz or Charles Gui-teau, well, there was
the shit and there was the fan, and who’d have thought they’d have wound up so
close together? Or just possibly (because,
after all, you didn’t want to lose sight of the fact that he was nuttier than a
whole pecan orchard) the Carpenter wasn’t all that interested in Ground Zero or
the United Nations. Maybe he’d figured out a way to squirt nerve gas into the
ventilation system at the He wanted to do something. But
he couldn’t even go tell anybody. He had access, he could call anybody in the
NYPD or the city government and he’d be put right through. To say what? That he
thought the Carpenter might try something on September 11? Gee, thanks for
sharing that, Fran. That’s very helpful. Sharon, if this clown calls again, I’m
not here. Maybe he should go search If he thought there was a
chance in a million it would work, he’d fucking try it. FRIDAY
MORNING HE WOKE up with a headache and a
sour taste in his mouth. He showered and shaved and brushed his teeth and took
a couple of aspirin, and while he waited for them to kick in he wondered if
maybe he shouldn’t skip his weekly trip to At eight o’clock he was there,
getting a big smile from her smartass doorman. He got on the elevator, and by
the time he got off it he had an erection. He felt like one of Pavlov’s dogs. And she saw it the minute she
opened the door, motioned him inside, felt it through his clothing, told him
she wanted to see it. “The hair’s starting to grow
back, Franny We’re going to have to wax you.” The cuffs, the rawhide thongs,
the leather hood. Her hands, her mouth. The cock ring. The toys. The smell of
hot wax. God help him, he loved it. “FRANNY,
SOMEBODY TOLD ME something a few
days ago and it seems to me I ought to pass it along. I’m not sure if it’s a
police matter, but I figured you would know who should be told about it.” He was dressed, all but his
shoes. She was dressed, too, and had shifted gears smoothly, no longer the
sexual taskmaster, suddenly a woman friend seeking advice. It was harder for
him to make the adjustment, but he sat down to hear what she had to say. And learned about a man who’d
disappeared, an older man, a widower, who’d failed to turn up at his office and
was not lying dead in his apartment. Nothing remarkable there, he thought, but
she went on to tell how the man, one Peter Shevlin, kept a boat at
Seventy-ninth Street, and the boat came and went, apparently of its own accord. The Flying Dutchman, he thought. “I’m sorry,” she was saying.
“Now that I hear myself telling you this I’m struck by how ridiculous it
sounds. He’s probably turned up by now, he was probably never gone in the first
place, just trying to avoid the old battle-ax who’s trying to lead him to the
altar.” “Probably,” he said, but drew
out his notebook just the same. “Better give me the names again,” he said.
“It’ll give me something to do.” thirty-three IN
THE EARLY morning hours, when the
sky was just beginning to lighten, the Carpenter’s wife paid him a visit. He noticed her perfume first.
It was a scent he hadn’t smelled in years, in decades. She’d worn the same
perfume as long as he’d known her. Woodhue, that was the name of it, by
Fabergй. He bought her some every year on their anniversary, and at Christmas,
and on her birthday. And then one day he’d noticed that she was wearing
something else, and wondered why, and she explained that there’d been a change
in her body chemistry, evidently, because her old perfume no longer smelled very
nice on her or to her. And so she’d changed scents,
to something a little spicier, a little heavier, and that became the perfume he
bought for her three times a year, and you would think he could remember its
name now, but he couldn’t. He remembered Fabergй Woodhue, however, and
recognized it the instant he smelled it. And then he just felt her
presence, there in the little cabin of the Nancy Dee. Next he heard her
voice, speaking his name. Billy? She alone had called him Billy. His
parents, contemptuous of nicknames, never called him anything but William.
Friends in school had called him Bill. At work he was William, or Mr.
Harbinger, and Carole called him William, too, in front of other people. When they were alone she
called him Billy. Billy? Can’t you see me? And then of course he could.
She was young, she looked as she had looked in the early years of their
marriage. Not the girl that he met and fell in love with, but the young woman
with whom he had set about making a life. She was wearing the blue dress he’d
always liked. He’d wondered whatever happened to that dress. “Carole,” he said, “I thought
you were dead.” I am, Billy. “But you’re here.” I can’t stay long. “You’re so beautiful,” he
said. Had he ever told her that when she was alive? He must have, he’d thought
it often enough. Yes, surely he’d told her. You used to tell me that
all the time, Billy. I never believed you. “Do you believe me now?” Oh, yes. Billy, I miss you. “I miss you, too, my darling.” I wish you could come home
with me. “Soon,” he said. He looked at
her, took in her gentle smile, breathed in her scent. “You’re wearing Woodhue,”
he said. She smiled, delighted. Yes,
do you remember? I always wore it. It seems to agree with me again. Isn’t that
funny? “I’ll buy you some for your birthday.” Oh, Billy. That would be
very nice. “Carole,” he said, “do you see
the children?” Oh, yes. They miss you,
too. “And you’re all right? All of
you?” We’re all fine, Billy.
Everybody’s fine. He had a million questions to
ask her and couldn’t think of a single one. I wish you could come with
me, Billy. “I have something I have to
do, my darling.” Oh, I know. Men always have
their work, and it’s important that they do it. He’d done his work for years,
and had it been so important? Any of it? “I’ll be done soon,” he said.
“A matter of days.” I have to go now, Billy. “Don’t go,” he said. “Not
quite yet. Stay a few more minutes, Carole.” But she was fading,
disappearing even as he looked at her. He watched her fade away to nothing, and
felt her energy dissipate. The scent of her perfume lingered in the cabin for a
time, after every other trace of her was gone. thirty-four THE
DOORMAN’S NAME was Viktor, and his
English pronunciation was careful and deliberate. Yes, Peter Shevlin lived in
the building, and it had been a while since he’d seen him. But he understood
one of the other men checked his apartment, and everything was all right. “I think maybe he goes away
for vacation,” Viktor said. “That’s possible,” Buckram
allowed. “I understand one of the tenants was asking about him. A woman, I
believe her name is McGann.” “I don’t know this name,”
Viktor said, and asked him to spell it. He looked at the list of tenants, moved
his forefinger down the page as he scanned the names, looked up, shook his
head. Buckram took the list from
him, checking for first names. No Kates, but one Katherine, a Mrs. Mabee. If
Kate McGann had kept her husband’s name after the divorce, and if it had been
Mabee, well, then there she was. A definite Mabee, he thought, and grinned. “Mrs. Mabee,” he said. “Was
she asking about Mr. Shevlin?” “She does not ask me. This
woman asks.” And he pointed to Mazarin, Mrs. Helen. “Every day she asks. You
want I call her?” “Let me start with Mrs.
Mabee,” he said. KATE
MABEE, NЙE M CGANN, was a small
woman, barely over five feet tall. The first thing she did, even before she
asked to see some identification, was tell him she used to be taller. “I’m
shrinking,” she said indignantly. “I’m down three or four inches already, and
it’s not like I’ve got them to spare. I swear it’s not fair. I got a
sister-in-law, I should say an ex-sister-in-law, but I stayed friends with her
after I threw him out. You would say she’s statuesque. Three years older than
me, and she hasn’t lost an inch. She can still pick apples off the trees.” “While all you can do,” he
said, “is charm the birds out of them.” “Oh, Jesus, an Irishman,” she
said. “Now that I’ve let you in the door, why don’t you show me something that
says you’re you?” He showed her some membership cards—the Detectives’ Endowment
Association, the International Narcotics Enforcement Officers Association, the
National Association of Police Chiefs. And his driver’s license, with his
picture on it. “I know who you are,” she
said. “You were the commissioner.” “For a few years, yes.” “And now you want to ask me
about Peter Shevlin? Jesus, what has he done? If he took money and ran, I hope
it was at least a million. Less than that and it’s not worth it, is what my
father used to say.” “My father said the same
thing.” “I suppose it’s too early to
offer you a drink?” He said it was, but she should
feel free to have one herself. Oh, but it was hours too early for her, she said
with a laugh. A small drink before dinner, she said, was her limit, and she’d
give that up soon if she kept on shrinking. Not that the two were related, it
was calcium fleeing from her bones that caused her to shrink, but the shorter
she got the quicker the drink seemed to go to her head, and she was beginning
to suspect she’d do better without it. She was good company, but she
didn’t have much to tell him about Peter Shevlin, just that he seemed to have
gone missing and that her friend, Helen Mazarin, was up in arms about it. She’d
been to the police, and once they’d established that she was no kin of Shevlin’s,
that she was not even his lady friend (“though that’s not to say she wouldn’t
like to be”), that a search of the apartment had shown no signs of foul play,
or of Shevlin himself, and that he was not suffering from Alzheimer’s disease
or any other form of senile dementia, they told her there was nothing they
could do. It was a free country, they told her, and a man could pick up and go
away for a while if he got the urge. She went back a second time,
explaining about his boat, the Nancy Dee, how sometimes it was there and
sometimes it was not. It was a different policeman she talked to the second
time, and he agreed to take a statement and file a missing persons report, but
she had the feeling he just did it to get rid of her. “You know about the boat? How
it’s there one minute and gone the next?” Like so many things, he
thought, but he said yes, he’d heard about the boat. “You should talk to her
yourself. Helen Mazarin, she’s got a good heart, but I’m afraid she’s a bit
more interested in Peter than he is in her, though I’d not be the one to tell
her as much. She’s right here in the building, you know, and just two flights
up, so you can take the stairs if you don’t feel like waiting for the elevator.
Would you like me to call her and tell her you’re coming?” HELEN
MAZARIN WAS A strawberry blonde,
though he had the feeling she hadn’t started out that way. Time had thickened
her at the waist and widened her hips, but she remained an attractive woman for
her years, and the way she sized him up confirmed that she had not lost
interest in the game. I’m too young for you, he
thought. At the very least, you need a man old enough to grow pubic hair. She took him into her kitchen,
sat him down at a table with an enameled tin top not unlike the one in his own
mother’s kitchen, and poured him a cup of coffee. “I’m glad they’re taking this
seriously,” she said. “I got the impression the officer I spoke with was going
to throw my report in the trash the minute I walked out of there, but here you
are.” He explained that he was a
retired policeman, that this was an unofficial inquiry. “A friend of Mrs.
Mabee’s thought I could help,” he said, and she nodded, impatient to begin, not
really caring whose ear she had as long as she could pour her story into it. There wasn’t much he hadn’t
already heard. Peter Shevlin had disappeared, or perhaps more accurately he had
ceased to appear. And it wasn’t like him to go off like that without a word to
anyone, not that he was a man given to a great deal of conversation, but to
walk off and not come back? It had been a couple of weeks now since she had
seen him last, and she ordinarily saw him every few days. And the boat, that was the
great mystery How he loved that boat! The Nancy Dee, that was its name,
named for his wife, a lovely woman, Nancy Delia Shevlin, and what a cruel
lingering death she’d had. She’d gone to the Maybe he’d left on an
unannounced vacation, he suggested, and gave the use of the boat to a friend.
But no, she was sure this wasn’t the case, and he’d realize as much if he knew
Peter at all, because the man was very possessive about that boat. She’d hinted
a time or two that she wouldn’t mind keeping him company on a cruise of the
harbor, and one time she’d more than hinted, she’d outright asked, and he’d
merely smiled and changed the subject. He’d made it quite clear that the Nancy
Dee was for himself and himself alone, and if he wouldn’t even allow a
friend aboard for an hour, how likely was it that he’d turn the boat over to a
stranger to use in his absence? He said, “The policeman you
talked to, the one who took your statement and filed a report. Do you happen to
remember his name?” She’d written it down, she
said, and went off to look for it. He was beginning to wonder why this had
seemed like a good idea when he woke up this morning. Because it didn’t seem
that remarkable to him that Shevlin (or anyone else) would just as soon not
welcome Helen Mazarin at the dock and pipe her aboard. Nor did it seem out of
the ordinary that the man, probably driven half mad by Mazarin on a daily
basis, had slipped out of town without letting her know about it. For this he’d gotten up early,
put on a suit and tie and, for the first time in longer than he could recall,
included a shoulder holster in which his service revolver, a .38-caliber
five-shot Smith & Wesson, had long reposed. The cops all carried more
powerful guns, .45 and 9-mm autos, a necessary response to the heavier weaponry
that the bad guys had. He’d signed the order allowing the change but had never
upgraded himself, because what did the commissioner really need with a gun in
the first place? So why not stick with the one he was used to? He’d felt silly donning the
holster, sufficiently so that he took it off and returned it to the drawer
where he kept it. He locked the drawer, put the key in another drawer, put his
jacket back on, and was out the door before he changed his mind once again and
went back for the gun after all. He hadn’t been able to shake the odd feeling
that he was going to need it. While he was at it, he grabbed
his cell phone. He never bothered to carry it, never got calls on it because
he’d never given out the number. But it would be handy if he needed to make a
call. It saved you the trouble of finding a pay phone that worked. It made more sense than the
gun, anyway. Weighed a lot less, and he was more likely to use it. He had a Kevlar vest, too, and
had made a big thing about that, as part of a campaign to get cops to wear them
all the time, not only when they expected to be shot at. Because how often did
a cop expect to be the target of hostile gunfire? If you actually expected it,
you’d stay home and call in sick. But it was a funny thing, the bullets were
just as deadly whether or not you saw them coming, so he insisted his cops wear
their vests while on duty. Not all of them did, of course, but he made a point
of setting a good example, at least if there was likely to be an opportunity to
display it to the news cameras. It actually occurred to him to
wear the vest today, but it was summer, for God’s sake, and you could sweat to
death inside the damn thing, and it weighed a ton, too. And he was just going
to talk to people, and so he did not expect to get shot at. And if by some
incredible fluke, if by some crazy quirk of fate, if his wild-ass wholly
irrational hunch paid off and the Carpenter was somewhere in all of this, well,
there was no reason to believe that William Boyce Harbinger had ever owned a
gun, or had one in his possession, or even knew for sure which end the bullet
came out of. A Kevlar vest wouldn’t do you any good if somebody came at you
with a hammer and a chisel, and only slowed you down if you were trying to
outrun a Molotov cocktail. So it was home in his closet,
and that was fine, because he felt silly enough carrying the gun. She came back with two names
written on a slip of paper, and was reaching to pour him another cup of coffee.
He stopped her, took the slip from her. The top name had an asterisk next to
it, and she explained that was the man who’d taken her statement for the
missing persons report. The other man was the one she’d talked to the first
time, just in case he needed to talk with him as well. And he’d let her know as soon
as he found out something? He told her she could count on it. SHEVLIN’S
APARTMENT BUILDING WAS on the
north side of The desk sergeant, Bert
Herdig, had a big round red face and not much hair, and what he had left was
cropped close to his skull. He recognized Buckram right away, called him
Commissioner before he could introduce himself, said it was an honor to have
him there, and what could he do for him? Did some fool of a patrol officer hang
a ticket on the commissioner’s windshield? If so just hand it over, and it
would go no further. “A woman came in a few days
ago, filled out a missing persons report,” he said. “Her name’s Mazarin, and
the missing man’s Peter Shevlin.” “Of “Well, that’s the question. He
hasn’t turned up yet.” “He might not, if he’s playing
golf in the Poconos.” “Is that where you think he
went?” “It’s where I’d go,” Herdig
said, “if I had the time and the money. Could I ask the nature of your
interest, Commissioner?” “A favor for a friend.” “Ah, right,” Herdig said.
“Everybody has friends and sooner or later they all want favors. Mrs. Mazarin’s
the friend?” He shook his head. “The friend
of a friend.” “Ah. You’ve met the lady?” “Just this morning.” “She’d come in once before I
saw her,” Herdig said. “Did she mention that?” “She did.” “Tony Dundalk talked to her
then, and more or less sent her on her way. Because it didn’t sound like any
cause for alarm.” “And she came back.” “She did. I thought, let’s put
the lady’s mind at ease, so I took her statement and filled out a report.” “But you didn’t send it in.” He shook his head. “Sending it
in doesn’t accomplish anything. Nobody’s gonna be running around knocking on
doors, looking for an old man who’s minding his own business. All that happens
is somebody wants to know why I’m sending in an MP report on a case that
doesn’t meet the standards. I made her happy, but I stuck the report in a
file.” “And let it go at that.” “No,” Herdig said, “I called
his place of employment, spoke to the head of the department. No, Shevlin
hadn’t been in for whatever it was, a week or so, something like that. And yes,
they’d had a call, said he wouldn’t be in. They didn’t seem concerned, and
after I talked to them neither was I.” “Did she tell you about
Shevlin’s boat?” “To tell you the truth,”
Herdig said, “I had a little trouble following her on that subject. Did I miss
something important?” “Probably not. Did you take
notes when you talked to his employer?” “His department head. Yes, I
took notes.” “And filed them? I wonder if I
could see the file.” Herdig looked troubled. “Uh,
well,” he said. “You know, I’d do anything to help here, Commissioner, but
there’s a question of official standing. My understanding, you’re no longer
officially connected with the department.” “Not for a few years now.” “So you’ve got no official
interest in this particular matter.” “None,” he agreed, “which is
convenient all around, isn’t it? It means I don’t have to file a report, and
neither do you. It also means nobody’s going to ask you where the regulations
say you’re supposed to take down a statement and fill out a missing persons
report and then conveniently lose it in a file drawer somewhere.” He smiled
pleasantly. “Of course,” he said, “if I pick up that phone and call around,
you’re likely to get a call back from someone with so much brass on his uniform
you won’t be able to spot the blue underneath it. And I guarantee you he’ll
have enough official standing to mobilize the National Guard.” “I take your point,” Herdig
said. “Just give me a minute, okay?” PETER
SHEVLIN WAS EMPLOYED by a firm
called Fitzmaurice & Liebold, with an address on Buckram bought a couple of
sandwiches at a deli, got a can of Heineken to go with them, and had lunch on a
bench in He was eating al fresco so he
could make a phone call, and he’d always felt the use of cell phones in
restaurants was an infinitely greater evil than, say, drinking a beer in
public. After he’d bagged his trash and dropped it in a litter basket, he
returned to his bench and managed to get the number at Fitzmaurice &
Liebold, whose offices he was reasonably certain would be closed today, the
Saturday of Labor Day weekend. But you never knew what sort of workaholic Wally
Winegardner might be, so it seemed worth a try. The offices were closed, of
course, but the voice that answered gave him options; if he knew his party’s
extension he could press it, and, if not, he could find it by entering the
first three digits of the party’s last name. He pressed 9-4-6, the numeric
equivalent of W-I-N, and that gave him a choice of two parties, neither of them
Winegardner. He tried to get back to the previous prompt but couldn’t navigate
through the system, so he gave up and broke the connection and went through the
whole thing again. This time, on a hunch, he pressed 9-3-4, for W-E-I, and
learned in short order that Wallace Weingartner’s extension was 161. He pressed
that, and after four rings got a voice mail pickup, with a woman’s
voice—Weingartner’s secretary, he supposed, or the firm’s official telephone
voice—inviting him to leave his message at the tone. He rang off and put the cell
phone away. He could let it go, he thought, but that meant letting it go until
Tuesday, because the office would be closed tomorrow and Monday. And Tuesday
was the third, and a week from Wednesday was the eleventh. And he couldn’t help thinking
the Carpenter was out there. Well, hell, everybody damn well knew he was out
there, but he also felt he was somehow connected to the disappearance of Peter
Shevlin. Made no sense. If he really
thought so, he should stop trying to figure out how to track down Weingartner
(and wouldn’t you think a cop with a name like Herdig would jot down the German
spelling?) and call someone who could hook him up with whoever was heading the
Carpenter task force. But he couldn’t do that, because if he had the guy on the
phone right this minute he wouldn’t have anything substantive to tell him. He
didn’t even have a hunch, for God’s sake. Just a feeling, and one that made
increasingly less sense the more he examined it. He got out the phone again,
called 1-212-555-1212, and actually got to talk to a human being, who came back
and told him that Wallace Weingartner didn’t have a listed phone in the borough
of No listing. He put the phone in his pocket
and gave up. VIKTOR
WAS STILL ON duty, and not happy
at the thought of letting him into the Shevlin apartment. When pressed, he
explained that he was a Russian Jew from Odessa, in the Ukraine, and that the
building’s super and all the other doormen and maintenance personnel were
Hispanic. If anything turned up missing from the apartment, who would they say
took it? “My shift is up at four. Then
is Marcos. You tell him what you want, he lets you in. No problem.” “If I have to come back,” he
said, “it won’t be at four o’clock, it’ll be twenty minutes from now, and
you’ll still be on duty. And I’ll have a couple of uniformed cops with me, and
I’ll pick the ones with the loudest voices.” Viktor turned away, looking
unhappy, and found a key in the desk drawer. “Here,” he said. “You go. Anybody
asks, you can tell them I never set foot in that apartment.” No, he thought, instead you
gave a total stranger the unattended run of the place. For that they ought to
give you a medal. He went upstairs, let himself
in, sniffed the air, and was grateful for what he didn’t smell. Because it was
entirely possible Shevlin could have been lying dead somewhere in the
apartment, in a closet or under a bed or in the tub with the shower curtain
screening him from view. If his death had been close enough in time to the
earlier visit, and if the doorman who’d made the last check had just taken a
quick look around . . . well, the poor bastard would be pretty ripe by now. But in fact the poor bastard
wasn’t there at all. Buckram spent the better part of an hour trying to learn
something useful, and invading Shevlin’s privacy rather thoroughly in the
process. You learned that in police work, learned to search drawers and closets
without blinking, to go through papers and correspondence with the enthusiasm
of a voyeur and the ardor of a spy. What he didn’t find was
anything to establish Shevlin’s presence in the apartment since Helen Mazarin
had decided he was missing. His checkbook didn’t have an entry after that date.
There were newspapers stacked beside a chair in the living room, magazines
arranged on the coffee table, none of them more recent than the date of his
presumed disappearance. There were pictures, mostly of
a woman whom Buckram took to be Mrs. Shevlin. In one she appeared as a bride
barely out of her teens, standing beside a slim young man with dark hair and a shy
smile, who looked to be wearing a tuxedo for the first time in his life. No
pictures of kids, nor did he recall Mazarin mentioning any children. A
childless couple, married young, lived for decades until the wife died and left
the husband stranded. Like the Harbingers, he
thought, in a Both men wound up childless,
though. He picked up the wedding
picture, wishing it would tell him something. She dies and you buy a boat, he
told the young Shevlin in the picture. You’re seventy-two years old, you could
certainly afford to retire, but how much time can you spend putt-putting around
Where the hell are you? He wished he could find a more
recent photo of Shevlin. The wedding portrait was useless, you couldn’t show it
to people and tell them to add fifty years to the kid in the picture. He’d
thought Mazarin might have a snapshot of the man, most likely taken against his
wishes, but she’d said she didn’t. She wasn’t much of a photographer, she’d
said. When he first entered the
apartment he’d wished he’d thought to bring a pair of Pliofilm gloves. He was
careful not to touch anything until he’d established with his eyes as well as
his nose that there wasn’t a dead body in the place, or any signs of a
struggle. In their absence, there was no reason anyone should presume the place
to be a crime scene, so he didn’t worry unduly about breaching its integrity
with his fingerprints. He kept them to a minimum, though, and put the things he
touched back where he found them. When he couldn’t think of
anything else to do he went over to the phone, looked at it for a few minutes,
then picked it up and dialed. If there was ever an investigation, and if they
ever pulled the LUDS, there’d be a record of the calls he made, calls placed
from Shevlin’s apartment after the man had disappeared. But it probably
wouldn’t come to that, and yes, he could have used his cell phone, but the fact
was he hated the damn thing. He started calling the Information
number for different regional area codes, asking for Wallace Weingartner. 718
for Brooklyn and Queens, 516 and 631 for Long Island, 914 for Westchester
County There was a The 202 operator found a W
Weingartner right across the river in He locked up and went
downstairs. Four o’clock had come and gone, and Viktor had gone with it. A
younger man, presumably Hispanic, presumably Marcos, was on the door. He
couldn’t think how to give him the key without confusing him, or getting Viktor
in trouble, or both. And why should anybody else need to get into the
apartment? If he remembered, he’d return the key to Viktor in the morning. Or
find it on top of his dresser in six months and have no idea what it was or
where it had come from. HE
WAS HALF A block away when he
remembered he’d promised Helen Mazarin a report. He had taken down her number,
and he called her now on his cell phone. He reported essentially that there was
nothing to report, but that he didn’t see any real cause for alarm. He’d look
into it a little further, though. The boat, she said. Had he
seen the boat? He told her he’d have a look at it on his way home. Would he
like her to come with him? It would be no problem, she could be out the door in
half a minute. He said he didn’t think he’d
have any trouble finding it. The But if it wasn’t there? Well, he said patiently, then
there’d be nothing to see, would there? She was still thinking about that one
when he rang off. THE
BOAT WAS THERE, and he didn’t have
any trouble finding it. There were three ramps leading
across the water to the floating docks where the boats were moored, and each
had a locked gate restricting access to boaters. The locks looked easy to get
through, and even easier to get around. All you had to do was step over the
thigh-high railing to the side of the gate, take a few careful steps along the
concrete ledge and one big step over the water to the ramp, and you’d finessed
the whole business. If you did this furtively, anyone watching would spot you
for an intruder. If you acted with the casual nonchalance that was the
birthright of every policeman, an observer would figure you’d left your key
home. He walked down the ramp, made
his way through the maze of floating docks, found the Nancy Dee, and
climbed aboard. It struck him as comfortable enough, and probably seaworthy.
Nothing you’d want to cross the ocean in, or sail around the Horn, but it
looked as though you could take it on the water if you had to, which was more
than you could say about a lot of the moldering old wrecks tied up at the
piers. The entrance to the cabin—he
didn’t suppose you called it a door—was locked. He squinted through the
glass—he didn’t suppose you called it a window—and couldn’t see any signs of
life. He knocked, listened, knocked again. Behind him, and not all that
far behind him, a man asked him what he wanted. He turned, saw a heavyset man
about forty, with untrimmed dark hair and an untrimmed full beard. He could
have played heavies in pirate movies. The man’s question was reasonable enough,
but for the first time Buckram was just as glad he’d brought the gun along. “I’m trying to find Peter Shevlin,”
he said. “You know him?” “I know there’s nobody home on
that boat.” “So do I, now that I knocked.
Do you know Shevlin?” “Don’t pay much mind to
names,” the man said. “So I won’t even ask you yours.” And don’t ask me mine, seemed implicit in the statement. “You know the man who owns
this boat?” “You some kind of a cop?” “I’m trying to get in touch
with Mr. Shevlin,” he said. “You didn’t exactly answer the
question, did you?” “Why should I? You haven’t
answered any of mine.” “People around here mostly got
better things to do than answer questions, especially when they don’t know
who’s asking ’em. One thing we do know, we know you don’t go on a man’s boat
without an invitation. You’re standing on his deck.” The son of a bitch had a point.
He got back onto the pier, and the man yawned, showing Buckram what he’d
obviously not shown a dentist in ages. He said, “Answer a question,
and save us both some trouble. Have you seen Shevlin in the past two weeks?” “I don’t keep much track of
time. Or of who I seen and when I seen ’em.” “Has anybody taken the boat
out recently?” “What’s it matter?” What he wanted to do was kick
the big son of a bitch in the knee. Knock his leg out from under him, then
shove him off the pier and into the water. The water was no pure mountain
stream, but he’d come out of it cleaner than when he went in. But then, grudgingly, the
dipshit answered the question. Sometimes the old man boarded the boat at night.
Took it out for a couple of hours, then brought it in. That was all he was going to
get, and as much as he’d expected. Nor did he figure to get much more from
anybody else. He’d do better going into some dark holler in the Ozarks and
asking if there were any illegal stills operating nearby. He understood those
folks really knew how to make you feel welcome. thirty-five THE
CARPENTER, WEARING his yachting
clothes, the cap perched jauntily on his head, sat on a shaded bench in He was doing just that when a
voice said, “Hey, Shevlin.” The gun was in the cabin,
clipped to the top of the little chest of drawers. He had the key to the cabin
in his hand. If he could just ignore the voice long enough to get into the
cabin and get to the pistol. . . “Isn’t that your name? That’s
who he was askin’ for.” So this person didn’t know
Peter Shevlin, wouldn’t unmask him as an imposter. And his information might be
important. The Carpenter turned, smiled
at a black-bearded mountain of a man, a Hell’s Angel costumed as a wharf rat.
“We never met, but I seen you around,” the man said. “Don’t want to stick my
nose in, it’s not my nature, but you had a visitor, and I figured you’d want to
know about it.” And he told of a man who’d come aboard the Nancy Dee late
that afternoon, a well-dressed middle-aged man who sounded like a cop. “But he didn’t flash any tin,
and he didn’t push it like a cop would. And he got off your boat when I called
him on it.” “There’s a lawsuit,” the
Carpenter said. “They want me to appear as a witness, and it’s all very
tiresome.” “Figured it was something like
that. Just thought you’d like to know about it.” “That was thoughtful of you. I
appreciate it.” “Hey” the man said, “we got to
stick together, you know?” He grinned. “We’re all in the same boat.” ONE
LOOK AT THE river told you it was
a holiday weekend. Even at this hour there were still plenty of boats out. He
loved the way they looked, small private craft enjoying the city’s great
harbor. The little sailboats were especially attractive, and it looked like
fun, sailing around as they did, pushed by the wind. It would be silent on a sailboat,
too. You wouldn’t have the noise of the boat’s engine. But you’d have to know what
you were doing. He supposed it was the sort of thing a person could learn, and
felt a momentary pang of regret that he never had. It was something one ought
to have done earlier in life, and for a few minutes he allowed himself a
fantasy of what might have been, pictured himself at the helm of a small
sailboat, accompanied by his wife and children. He’d bark out orders—Mind
the boom! Hoist the jib!—and they’d hasten to carry them out. He didn’t
know what the words meant, but he’d have learned that whole vocabulary, and
they’d sail away the hours, sail away the days. Someone had put his feet on
the deck of the Nancy Dee. Someone had come around snooping, asking
questions, looking for Peter Shevlin. This was not good at all. He looked out over the water,
considering the implications. It was possible, of course, that the intrusion
had been as trivial as he’d explained it to the bearded man. Someone with
business with Shevlin might have gone looking for him; failing to find him at
his apartment, he could then have tried him at the But it was more likely that
someone realized that Peter Shevlin was missing, and that was why he’d had a
visitor. Perhaps it would be best, for the next few days, if he came to the
boat later and left it earlier. Should he avoid sailing altogether? That might
not be necessary, if he took the proper precautions. He owed a debt of gratitude to
the man with the black beard, and wondered if a bullet might not be the best
way to pay it. Because, for all that his warning was useful, his knowledge was
dangerous. He had looked the Carpenter right in the face, and the Carpenter’s
face had been made familiar to the entire city, and indeed to the world beyond. On the plus side, whenever the
man looked at him in the future he’d recognize him as Peter Shevlin. That was
all to the good, until the moment the fellow spotted a newspaper photo or
watched Invite him on board, sail out
onto the middle of the river, far enough so that a shot from a small-caliber
gun in a closed cabin wouldn’t reach another human ear. Wait until the man was
distracted, because he was huge, he might be harder to kill than Rasputin. Then
put a bullet into the back of his skull, into the base of his brain. And then what? He didn’t have
the boning saw, it was down there in Davy Jones’s locker, and it would be hell
dismembering a man that size in the close quarters of the boat’s cabin. No,
just get him overboard, but even that could not be done without difficulty. All in all, he decided,
killing him presented more and greater risks than letting him live. Besides, the Carpenter
thought, the man would die soon enough. They all would. THE
MARINA WAS ON the Jersey side of
the river, a ways upstream from the But that didn’t make the
rawboned man with the bandage on his cheek disinclined to take his money and
sell him a five-gallon can of gasoline. “Oh, and a case of beer,” the
Carpenter said as an afterthought. “In bottles, and make it whatever’s the
cheapest.” The man said he had Old
Milwaukee at a real good price, but that’d be cans. Did it have to be bottles?
The Carpenter said it had to be bottles. There was something about drinking out
of a can, he said, and the rawboned man said he knew exactly what he meant. He wound up with two cases of
Bud Light. (“You know what? Make it two cases, I don’t want to run out in the
middle of a holiday weekend.”) The bottles had twist-off caps, and he twisted
them off one by one, pouring their contents overboard. He filled the two cases
with the empty bottles and carried them into the cabin. That made five cases, or sixty
bottles. And ten gallons of gasoline, which was far more than he’d need. Sixty
twelve-ounce bottles would hold 720 ounces, or a little more than twenty-two
quarts, which was not much more than five gallons. Of course you had to allow
for some spillage, the Carpenter thought. And anything left over would just add
to the final sacrifice. He wouldn’t fill the bottles
yet. He had to store them in the cabin, where they wouldn’t be readily seen,
and he knew his cloth wicks would not be airtight. In a closed space, the fumes
could reach dangerous levels. He wouldn’t want that. But he had his bottles empty
and ready, his strips of cloth already torn, the gas on hand waiting to be
poured. He was prepared. He was back at his slip by
three in the morning. He waited long enough for anyone who’d been disturbed by
his engine to go back to sleep. Then, quietly, he changed his clothes, loaded
the white pants and the cap into his backpack, and went ashore. thirty-six CREIGHTON
SAT ON he couch and thought of a
cigarette. He didn’t necessarily want one, but the thought came to
him, as it often did. With the day’s first cup of coffee, at the end of a good
meal, after lovemaking, or when a conversation seemed to require a pause, that
little break you got when you shook a Camel out of the pack and put a flame to
it. He told himself, not for the first time, that a mind was a terrible thing
to have, and turned his attention back to the television set. America’s Most Wanted was on. They’d just dramatized the story of a And now it was Carpenter time.
John Walsh told how tips had led law enforcement officers to kick in a door at
a motel in “But we’re getting closer,”
Walsh assured his viewers, and went on to announce that another New York City
murder, that of real estate agent Marilyn Fairchild, had been definitely
credited to the Carpenter. “He makes it sound as though
the program’s responsible,” Susan said. “Not a word about James Galvin, PI, or
the public-spirited author who hired him.” “I talked about him this
afternoon. Gave him credit.” “By name?” He nodded. “If they don’t cut
it,” he said, “it’s a nice plug for him.” He’d spent the afternoon at
NBC’s “Call me crazy,” she said,
“but when the book comes out, I’m not ruling out Oprah. She’s done with
the book club, but that doesn’t mean she’s not booking authors.” The publicity was so hot, and
making everyone at Crown so happy, that you could easily lose sight of the fact
that there was a book in there, too. But there was, and Esther Blinkoff was
reading it over the weekend. He had the feeling she’d love it whether she liked
it or not, but he also expected her enthusiasm to be genuine. Because he’d felt right about
this one from the first day, and the three readings the book had had so far
confirmed his feeling. He’d read it himself, of course, catching typos and
overused words and redundancies and the occasional awkward phrase, and his was
hardly an objective reading, but it was a relief to discover that he liked what
he read. Susan was his ideal reader, the one he’d been writing Darker Than
Water for before he knew she existed, the one for whom he’d been writing
all his life. He’d expected her to love it, as indeed she had, and for all the
right reasons; her reaction was reward enough for writing it. But not the only reward he
could expect, according to Roz, who could be counted on for an honest
appraisal. Artistically, she assured him, it was at least as good as anything
he’d written, and probably his best work. From a commercial standpoint, it was
even more impressive. “The crime angle got you the contract,” she told him,
“and the numbers plus the publicity angle had this book headed for the list
before you wrote it. But Darker Than Water would be a candidate even if,
God forbid, those cops had never come knocking at your door. What’s so funny?” “‘God forbid’?” “Well, face it, the way it
turned out it was a blessing. But without all that, if you just walked in and
laid this on my desk, I’d do the same thing, I’d run half a dozen copies and
have an auction. And I wouldn’t get three million dollars, but I’d get
something in the high six figures, I guarantee you that. You’re already rich
and famous, sonny boy, and you’re gonna be richer and famouser. What do you
think of that?” SUSAN
HEARD HIM SINGING in the shower. She
loved that, it was such a guy thing. Like karaoke, but without making a public
spectacle of yourself. She’d joined him in the shower
the other day, effectively ending the concert but starting something even
better. She loved soaping him, loved that he had all that hair on his body. It
contrasted so nicely with her own. Should she go in there now?
No, she decided, it wasn’t the sort of thing you wanted to do too often. She’d
think of something else, something special. She picked up the little
rabbit, touched the smooth stone to her cheek. Was she losing her mind or was
the cornmeal disappearing from its bowl? There did seem to be less of it than
the last time she’d looked. She kissed the creature,
informed it that it was a little pig, and put it back in front of its dish. He’d bought a bunch of bananas
the other day, and they looked ripe enough to eat. She peeled one, and it was
just right, ripe but firm. She closed her lips over the end of it and savored
the feel of it in her mouth, then got an idea. She ate that banana and peeled
another one. When he got out of the shower
she was waiting for him in the bed. “I’ve got something for you,” she said. “I’ll bet you do.” “It’s a banana,” she said,
“and I hid it.” “My goodness,” he said. “Now
where could you possibly hide something like that?” “I think you should look for
it,” she said, “and if you find it you get to eat it. But there’s a catch.” “I was afraid of that. What is
it?” “You’re not allowed to use
your hands.” And what an inspiration that
turned out to be. He didn’t stop when the banana was gone, didn’t stop after
her first or second or third orgasm, and how could you count when one sort of
rolled over into the next, and finally he was lying on top of her, his cock
buried inside her, bigger than the banana, firmer than the banana, oh God
sweeter than the banana, and he was kissing her, and his mouth tasted of pussy
and banana, and if they could synthesize that combination everyone would want
to pour it over ice cream, and he was fucking her with a lazy rhythmic roll of
his hips, taking his time, taking his time, and she looked into his eyes and
they were looking back into hers, and she couldn’t help herself, she couldn’t
help herself, and she took his big hands and put them at the sides of her
throat. “Oh, yes,” she said softly,
and pressed his hands tighter against her throat. “Oh, please, yes.” HE
AWAKENED TO THE smell of coffee brewing. It was the perfect aroma to
wake up to, and in fact you could use the coffeemaker as an olfactory alarm
clock if you wanted, loading it up with coffee grounds and water, and setting
it to start its brewing cycle when you wanted to get up. That had always struck
him as too much trouble, but here was the perfect solution: have someone sleep
over, and let her wake up before you. And bring you coffee in bed,
which she did a moment later. She was dressed, and looked
beautiful. “I went out for the Times,” she said. “It’s a holiday
weekend, so it’s smaller than usual. It only weighs ten pounds.” She’d been about to wake him,
she said, if the smell of the coffee hadn’t done the job. His interview with
Matt Lauer was due to air in ten minutes. Meanwhile here was the Book Review
section. They sat on the couch with
separate sections of the newspaper. The TV was on and tuned to the right
channel, with the sound muted until the show came on. He tried to read a review
of the latest offering by a South American magic realist, then tried to read
Marilyn Stasio’s crime fiction column. But his mind kept wandering away,
imagining the reviews Darker Than Water might get. Would they like it?
Would they hate it? Did it matter? And there was Matt Lauer,
wearing the same jacket he’d worn the day before. He put the sound on, set the
paper aside. His interview would probably be later on in the show, but he
wanted to watch the whole program. Beside him, Susan leaned
gently against him, and he put an arm around her, drew her close. Jesus, a new
game, Hide the Banana. How’d he get so lucky? And then he remembered how
she’d taken his hands and put them on her throat, how she’d kept them there,
pressing them to her. Please, she’d said, as if begging. He sensed something
unpleasant, some unthinkable thought, hovering just out of sight, just out of
reach. He took a breath and willed it away and made himself pay attention to
what Matt Lauer was saying. thirty-seven CHANNEL-SURFING,
BUCKRAM happened on Matt Lauer interviewing
a terrorism expert on parallels between the Carpenter and the demento with the
mail-order anthrax. The most striking point of similarity, he thought, was that
so far nobody had managed to catch either one of them. It had been almost a
year since Mr. Anthrax started spreading his powdered cheer, long enough for
him to have slipped everybody’s mind, including, apparently, the fucking
Bureau. He stayed with the show,
though, muting it during the commercial, and the next segment paired Lauer with
John Blair Creighton, the writer, whom Buckram had seen last at Stelli’s. The
guy had been on top of the world that night, and he looked even happier now,
happier than anyone had a right to look on a Sunday morning. Right off the bat, he found
out the reason. Somehow he’d missed hearing that the DA’s office had thrown in
the sponge and dropped charges. Nice for Creighton, he thought. Had to feel
good if he was really innocent, and had to feel even better if he wasn’t. And then Creighton was giving
credit to Jim Galvin, mentioning him by name, saying he’d worked the case on
his own time. He watched the show through to
the end, then found Galvin’s number and called. It was busy, but he got through
five minutes later when he tried again. “I know two things about you
now,” Galvin said, before he could say more than hello. “You’ve got cable and
you skipped church this morning.” “Everybody’s got cable,” he
said, “and I’ve skipped church every morning for the past twenty years. Longer
than that, if you don’t count weddings and christenings. That was some nice pat
on the back he just gave you, and some nice piece of work you did.” “Phone’s been ringing off the
hook,” Galvin said. “Of course I never saw it myself. I was watching female
bodybuilders on ESPN Two.” “If I’d known about that,” he
said, “I wouldn’t have wasted my time on Matt Lauer. Seriously,
congratulations. It’s gonna bring you some business. Plus some offers to be on
some shows yourself, which’ll bring in more business.” “Yeah, but don’t worry. I’ll
fuck up a few cases and be right back where I am now. But thanks, Fran. I got
lucky, but it’s luck I made for myself, so I don’t mind taking a bow for it.
And I got the guy out from under, and that’s something.” “You think he really didn’t do
it?” “No, the DA gave him a walk
because he’s got such a nice smile.” “He was using it a lot this
morning,” Buckram said. “That’s one happy fella. Seriously, what’s your best
guess?” “The man paid me,” he said,
“which he legally didn’t have to do, although in another sense he did have to.
But he also gave me a nice bonus, which he definitely didn’t have to do, plus
he sent over a case of booze.” “Your brand?” “Better. I drink Jameson, and
that’s what he sent, but he made it the twelve-year-old.” “Only an innocent man could do
a thing like that.” “My reasoning exactly,” Galvin
said. HE
WALKED UP TO No point in moving in for a
closer look. No point in coming here at all today. He had a damn good
explanation for Helen Mazarin, although he wasn’t going to bother delivering
it. Shevlin had taken a trip somewhere, and yes, his boat left its slip
occasionally, and not because some friend of Shevlin’s had been given
permission to take it for a spin. That tub of shit with the beard had borrowed
it without permission, he or one of the other lovelies who lived there. Knew
the owner was out of town, and their own waterlogged wrecks weren’t going
anywhere, so why not sail away on the Nancy Dee? He couldn’t imagine
anybody who knew boats would have a hard time gaining entry or starting the
engine, and if they brought it back Shevlin would never know it had been gone. Obvious, once you thought of
it. He just missed his bus back
across town. Typical, he thought. A wasted trip gets a little longer. And this
was Sunday, so God knew when there’d be another. He caught a cab and went home. HE
WAS GOING THROUGH his notebook,
tearing out pages with obsolete and often meaningless notes on them, and came
to a phone number. WW, and ten numbers starting with 202. It took him a minute, but then
he cracked the code. He picked up the phone, dialed
the number, and a woman answered. He asked for Wallace Weingartner, and she
said, “Yes.” When she left it at that, he
said, “Uh, is Mr. Weingartner at home?” “I’m sorry,” she said, “but I
never respond to telephone solicitation. In fact this number is on a national
Don’t Call list, and you’re in violation of a federal regulation. I suggest you
act accordingly.” And she hung up. The day, he thought, was just
getting better and better. He hung up himself, and went into the kitchen to see
if there was a cup of coffee left in the pot. He was pouring it when he
realized the voice had sounded familiar, though he couldn’t place it. Maybe all
irritated women sounded alike. God knows there were enough of them around. He picked up the phone,
pressed Redial. When she answered he said, “I’m not a telemarketer. I’m trying
to reach the Wallace Weingartner who’s a department head at Fitzmaurice &
Liebold.” “That would be me.” “Yeah, that was you on your
office voice mail. I knew I’d heard it somewhere. I’m sorry, because of the
name I assumed—” “Of course you did,” she said.
“Everybody does. It’s W-a-l-l-i-s, my mother was absolutely starry-eyed
nuts about the Duchess of Windsor, and I’ve spent my whole life trying to
figure out why. I don’t think I got your name.” “Francis Buckram,” he said.
“That’s Francis with an i.” She had a good laugh, rich and
generous. “I thought it might be,” she said. “How can I help you?” He explained that he was
calling on behalf of neighbors of Peter Shevlin, trying to find out what had
become of the man. “I believe he’s ill,” she
said. “He failed to come in one day and didn’t call, which is very unlike
Peter, and later that same day I had a call from either a cousin or brother of
his, I don’t remember which.” “Saying that he was ill.” “Yes, and I got the impression
that it was serious, the sort of thing one doesn’t recover quickly from.” She
paused, then said, “If at all.” “I see.” “I was shocked,” she said,
“because Peter had been perfectly fine the day before, though he’s not a young
man, and I guess things can happen suddenly. But the brother rang off before I
could ask him how we could reach Peter. We’d have sent flowers, of course, and
called to find out more about his condition.” “And you never heard anything
further.” “Not yet, no. I’ve been hoping
the brother would call back, but so far he hasn’t.” He told her he’d let her know
if he learned anything, and gave her his own number in case she found out more
before he did. After he’d rung off he still realized he had no idea what sort
of business Fitzmaurice & Liebold carried on, or what Peter Shevlin did
there. Whatever it was, he had a
feeling he wouldn’t be doing it anymore. FIRST,
THOUGH, HE SPENT the better part
of an hour on the phone, doing what he should have thought to do yesterday. He
called area hospitals, trying to find one that had Peter Shevlin for a patient.
He didn’t think Shevlin was in a hospital, didn’t think he was alive, but he
had to make the calls to rule out the possibility. Hadn’t the Carpenter done this
before? In So that no one would come
looking for her. So that he could live in her
apartment, water her plants, feed her goddamn cat. Live there in perfect
comfort, at least until the smell got too bad and drove him out. He might have moved on by now.
Might have holed up on Shevlin’s houseboat for a few days or a week. But he’d
have killed Shevlin somewhere else, not on the boat, so he wouldn’t have the
same problem he’d had with Crispin. Unless his visit yesterday had
spooked him somehow, in which case he was in the wind. So long, see you later. But he didn’t think so. He’d
had a feeling about this one right from the start, from the minute Susan
started telling him an apparently pointless story about someone neither of them
knew. Right away he’d thought of the Carpenter. That was the only thing he
thought of, the only thing that could have made him take even a cursory
interest in the business, let alone get off his ass and get involved. Something occurred to him, and
he went looking for the photocopies Herdig had made for him at the Two-Oh. He
read Shevlin’s description—height, weight, age, complexion, color of hair,
color of eyes. At seventy-two, Peter Shevlin
was ten years older than the Carpenter, but everything else was pretty much on
target. If you put the two men in a lineup they probably looked entirely
different, but that was the point; you could put them in a lineup,
because they were close enough in physical type. Close enough to fool the big
galoot with the black beard? Pop-eye’s worst nightmare? Yeah, maybe. If he’d been working the case
with a partner they’d toss ideas back and forth, batting them around, throwing
verbal spaghetti on the wall to see what stuck. He was running a solitaire
version of the same game, tossing his own ideas in the air and taking a swing
at them. Maybe he needed a partner.
Maybe he should call Galvin, let him try for another brass ring. Maybe he should call whoever
was heading up the Carpenter task force. Odds were good it was someone he knew,
and a hundred percent certain it was someone who knew him. And if the Carpenter was
hanging out, keeping an eye on things? No way they could infiltrate
an area like the And if he had never been there
in the first place, if Peter Shevlin was having a hot time with somebody else’s
wife and didn’t want the world to know about it, then what? And wouldn’t the
word get around that a certain former police commissioner was just a little bit
past it? You couldn’t go in without
backup, he thought. Not unless you were out of your mind. Not even if
you were out of your mind. But you could take a look
first. You could do that much. Hang out, sneak a peek, make sure the wild goose
was there for the chasing. You could do that, couldn’t you? He took his cell phone, his
holstered .38. Found a set of handcuffs, dropped them in a jacket pocket. And,
feeling a little foolish, and wishing the day were cooler, he stripped to the
waist and dressed again, this time with the Kevlar vest underneath his shirt. thirty-eight THE NANCY DEE was
still in its slip. Buckram had figured it would be. The Carpenter would
use darkness. He was, from all accounts, a man who shrank from the limelight
and sought out the shadows. He’d almost certainly board the ship after the sun
had set, when there was less light to be seen by and fewer eyes to see him. If
he was going to take the boat out, he’d do so then. Or he’d keep his hands off
the tiller and catch a few hours of sleep, leaving well before daybreak. What was the best way to do
this? He could board the boat now.
He’d had a glance at the lock on the cabin door earlier, and it hadn’t looked
terribly challenging. And why should it be? Out on the water you worried about
pirates, not burglars. He’d added a handcuff key to his key ring before he left
the apartment, and while he was at it he included the flat strip of flexible
steel that had opened more than a few doors for him over the years. He’d be
inside the Nancy Dee’s cabin almost as quickly as if he had the key. And then he’d be waiting there
when the Carpenter showed up. He’d hear the man coming, feel the boat shift
when he came on board, and have a gun in his hand when the man came through the
cabin door. With the advantage of surprise, he’d have the son of a bitch
collared and cuffed before he knew what was happening. And if it was Shevlin? Well, hell. He’d tell him he
was under arrest for making everybody crazy, and then he’d relent and send him
home to Helen Mazarin, which would be punishment enough. But it wouldn’t be Shevlin.
Shevlin was dead, he was sure of it, and the man who came into the cabin would
be the man who’d killed him. There were other approaches he
could make. He could stake out the Mr. Harbinger? No, don’t move,
and keep your hands in plain sight. Down on the ground, hands behind your back
. . . Easier with two people, easier
still with three or four. Hard to corner a man when you were by yourself. You
could run at him full speed, tackle him without warning, but you ran the risk
of bystanders misreading the situation and interfering—plus a whole lot of egg
on your face if you tackled some visiting fireman from And if the tackle wasn’t
perfect, and if the Carpenter made a break for it, then where were you? Even if
you were willing to shoot at him, against regulations for cops, flat-out
illegal for a private citizen, you risked missing him and hitting somebody
else. No, the best thing was to lay
in wait and take him by surprise. Now? Now the sun was still high in
the sky, and hot enough to make him question the wisdom of the Kevlar vest. Hard to spot anybody in that
sea of people. He looked for a place to sit, passed up a bench he could have
shared with a woman who was feeding pigeons, shared another with an Asian man
who was reading a copy of El Diario. He sat back, relaxed. But kept
his eyes open. THE
MOVIES WERE BETTER during the
week. The films, of course, were
essentially the same, irrespective of the day or time they were shown. But the
theaters served better as refuge and dormitory on weekday afternoons, when even
the most popular films drew tiny audiences. Saturdays and Sundays attendance
increased dramatically, which was good for the theater owners and the film
studios, but not as good for the Carpenter. Still, he’d learned how to
manage. You showed up when the box office opened, bought a ticket for a film.
If there was a foreign-language feature with subtitles, you chose that, knowing
that it would remain relatively deserted no matter what day it was. Failing
that, you avoided any picture designed to appeal to the young. Anything
animated, anything with children or animals on the poster. If the featured performers
were ones he recognized, the audience was likely to be sparse. Because that
meant the actors were older than average, and so were the people who came to
see them. Such films were among the more popular on weekday afternoons, when
the elderly made up the greater portion of the audience. On weekends, however,
when senior rates were not available, the old folks stayed home, and the young
watched Brad Pitt or Scooby-Doo. There were other useful
maneuvers. The best seats, from the Carpenter’s point of view, were on either
side against the wall, and at the rear of the theater. This did not put you all
that far from the screen. In the old days, when screens were much larger and
movie houses cavernous, it was a different matter. But you were as far away as
you could get, and unless the showing was a sellout (and it wouldn’t be, unless
you’d made a gross error in your film selection) there’d be no one sitting near
you, neither to the side or immediately in front. Because screens had gotten
smaller along with the theaters, you might not be able to see too well from
where you were, and if you’d been lucky enough to find a foreign film, well,
you could forget about trying to read the subtitles. But entertainment wasn’t
the point. A secure and restful environment, that was your prime consideration. The tricky part came when the
picture ended. You couldn’t just stay in your seat and wait for the next
showing, because they’d clear the house and walk through the length of each
row, picking up at least some of the popcorn tubs and candy wrappers left
behind by the departing moviegoers. You could try saying you’d come in halfway
through the picture, he supposed, but he wasn’t at all sure that would work;
worse yet, it invited attention, and that was what you most wanted to avoid. What you had to do was plan.
By the time you bought your ticket, you already knew what film you’d go to
after you left the first theater. Today, for example, the Carpenter had been
one of the first at the box office, one of the first to take a seat—in the
rear, of course, and against the right-hand wall—for a showing of a film
starring Clint Eastwood. He dozed through the commercials, dozed through the
coming attractions, and dozed on and off through the picture, opening his eyes
each time gunfire roused him and checking his watch before drifting off again. When one such check showed
only fifteen minutes before the film was scheduled to end, the Carpenter left
the theater, having to disturb only one person, a tiny little woman perched on
the aisle seat. Anyone who noticed him leave at that point in the film would
take him for a man who had to go to the bathroom, and the Carpenter did
precisely that. Nor was the visit undertaken purely for purposes of deception;
the Carpenter could have held out until the end of the film, but welcomed the
opportunity to relieve himself. Having done so, he went to the
refreshment stand and bought popcorn, then headed for the theater that was next
on his list, where a film based on a Henry James novel was scheduled to begin
in twenty minutes. The timing was right, and he couldn’t imagine that any film
based on anything by Henry James could draw a young audience. Carrying his
popcorn, mingling with other people with the same destination, the Carpenter
did not look like someone sneaking into a second film that he hadn’t paid for.
He didn’t see how it could occur to anyone to stop him and demand a look at his
ticket stub, and of course no one did. The commercials and coming
attractions were the same ones he’d seen before the first picture, and indeed
ones he’d seen repeatedly in recent days. He found them comfortingly familiar.
And the feature film, once it started, was wonderfully soothing, with no
gunfire to rouse him, or even voices raised in anger. The interruptions had played
a useful role during the Eastwood movie, but now the Carpenter was perfectly
willing to doze right through to the end. Two films would provide him with all
the sleep he needed. He closed his eyes and settled
in to enjoy the show. YOUR
TWO WORST ENEMIES on a stakeout
were your bladder and your brain. The first was obvious. Sit
around for hours on end, and sooner or later you had to take a leak. Even if
you were a camel, the time came when you had to go. If you were in a parked
car, you brought a jar along, hoping when you used it that nothing happened in
midstream, that you didn’t get caught in a firefight with the jar in one hand
and your dick in the other. And, since things rarely happened that abruptly,
and often didn’t happen at all, you were generally okay. If you didn’t have a car to
sit in, if you were in fact out in public view on a park bench, a jar wouldn’t
help. You’d be better off getting on all fours and lifting a leg against a
tree, hoping they’d take you for a funny-looking German shepherd. So what you
had to do was desert your post, and that was acceptable when you had a partner
who could watch twice as hard in your absence. When you were alone, well, it
meant that for a while there was no one minding the store. Your bladder was a problem once
every hour or so, or more frequently if you’d been spending too much time at
Starbucks. Your brain was dangerous every minute you were out there. Because it
could get bored, and it could wander, and the thing you were waiting for could
happen right in front of your eyes and you’d miss it because your mind was
somewhere else. It was a funny thing, but
detectives weren’t the best choice for a stakeout. Patrolmen tended to be
better, especially veterans who had never got a gold shield and never would. It
wasn’t that they were stupid, or lacked ambition. What they lacked was
imagination. And imagination was the common
denominator of detectives. It wasn’t enough by itself to get you a promotion,
good luck and good connections played a bigger role than anyone cared to admit,
but still it seemed to be part of the makeup of virtually every detective he’d
known. On stakeout, it was a curse. A
sufficiently unimaginative man could stare out a car window at a front door, or
crouch in a closed van listening to a wiretap, for hours on end, thinking of
nothing but the job he was doing. A man with an imagination would try to do
just that, but his mind would jump from one thing to another, going off on
tangents, and he’d lose track of what put him there in the first place. Again, a partner helped. The
two of you could talk, and one could bring the other back to the here and now. Alone, well, it was a problem. Right now, for instance, he
was working hard to stay on top of things. He’d peed not twenty minutes ago, at
the men’s room of the cafй, and had resisted the urge to pick up a small bottle
of Evian water at the bar on the way back. And now he was watching the crowd,
keeping an eye on the approach to the He caught himself, forced his
mind back to business. It was going to be a long day, he thought. It felt like
it had been a long day already. THE
CARPENTER WAS WATCHING a newsreel. They had newsreels all the
time when he was a boy. Coming attractions, and then cartoons, and a short,
either a travelogue or something funny, and then the feature. Followed, more
often than not, by the second feature, itself preceded by more cartoons and
coming attractions. Now you got commercials, and
animated exhortations to put your trash in the basket and be quiet during the
movie. Once, he remembered, there had
been a newsreel theater near He was awake enough to reason
that out, while sufficiently asleep to remain in the dream and go on watching
the dream newsreel. It was in black and white, of course, as newsreels were
meant to be, and it included moments the Carpenter had seen in newsreels, or
might have seen—the mushroom cloud of an atomic explosion, German soldiers
goose-stepping, Allied troops liberating a concentration camp. Then, still in
black and white, a plane sailed into the There is an announcer
throughout, and the Carpenter can hear the words he speaks but can’t make them
out. And then one word leaps out, the word Carpenter, with nothing
intelligible before or after it. And there he is on the screen, dressed not as
he is today, in dark trousers and a dark nylon sport shirt from the store in
Green-point, nor in the clothes he has in his backpack, his yachting costume.
No, on the screen he is wearing a dark suit, like one of the ones he used to
buy at Brooks Brothers, and a striped tie, and he’s surrounded by a crowd, and
they’re cheering, they’re all there to honor him. Savior of the city, he hears the announcer say, and President Eisenhower
is there, smiling that huge smile of his, and Mayor Wagner, and John Wayne, and
they’re giving him some sort of reward. And now the noise dies down, and he’s
supposed to say something. And can’t think of a thing to
say. That’s unsettling enough to
wake him, or seems to be, and he opens his eyes, or thinks he does, and now the
screen fills with the image of a stunningly beautiful woman. He thinks at first
that she looks familiar, and then that he knows her, and of course it’s Carole,
his wife, and she’s looking right at him. Carole . . . I’m right here, Billy. Why did you leave me,
Carole? I told you I could only
stay for a minute. Didn’t I tell you that? The first time, Carole.
When you took the pills. Why did you do that? Oh, Billy. You should have told me. You would have made me
stay. No, I’d have come with you.
I tried to follow you, but then I woke up. It wasn’t my time. No, Billy. I had things I had to do. I know you did. But I’ll be along soon,
Carole. I can’t do much more. I get so tired. I know you do. Are you going again, Carole?
Don’t go. I have to, my darling. Carole? I’ll be with you
soon, Carole. His eyes were open. Had they
been open all along? And his cheeks were wet. Did anyone notice him weeping?
No, there was no one near. No one noticed a thing. And the movie was back, the
Henry James movie, with women in gowns and everyone looking sensitive and
aristocratic. And an audience, even on the Sunday of Labor Day weekend, that
filled fewer than half the seats. There were two people between
him and the aisle. They rose to let him past, sat down once he was by them.
Their eyes never left the screen. The men’s room, the stairs,
the sidewalk outside. He’d walk home, get something to eat along the way. He
knew he ought to eat, although he wasn’t very hungry. He hadn’t touched his popcorn. ONE
TRICK, FRAN BUCKRAM thought, was to move
around a little. If you sat in the same spot forever, your eyes on the same scene,
it got harder and harder to pay attention to what was in front of your eyes. If
you got up and walked around you got the blood moving, and when you sat down
again on a different bench you saw things from a different angle. It helped, but what would help
even more was to have something to do. A book or a newspaper would be
handy. And what could look more natural than a man reading? Always the chance,
though, that he’d get caught up in his reading and miss the man he was waiting
for. Of course that wouldn’t happen if he had something he couldn’t read, and
he found himself wondering about that Asian man he’d seen earlier with his
Spanish newspaper. Was he on a stakeout of his own? He got out his cell phone,
tried to think of somebody to call. Arlene? No, he really didn’t have anything
to say to her. Susan? Yeah, right. She’d tell him to take off all his clothes and
handcuff himself to the bench. Then take two enemas and call her in the
morning. He called his own number,
thinking he’d check his messages, then heard his own outgoing message, the one
that told people not to leave messages, and saw the futility of that. And what
an arrogant message he’d recorded—I’m too busy for you, so don’t leave me a
message, but try me again later when I might have time for you. Nice, very
nice. Even if he had a paper it was
getting too dark to read. Good, he thought. Pretty soon it would be dark enough
and the human traffic sparse enough to think about boarding the Nancy Dee. First,
though, he’d better get something to eat. He’d pee while he was at it, but
peeing wouldn’t be that much of a problem once he was on the boat. There was
bound to be a toilet, which you were probably supposed to call something else.
The head? That sounded right. So he could go to the head, or pee in a
wastebasket (and God knew what they’d call that) or a bottle. Or in the corner,
because it wasn’t his boat, and the man whose boat it was would never know the
difference. THE
CARPENTER HAD WALKED all the way
back from the theater, a distance of about two miles. He’d taken his time,
stopping to buy a sandwich, eating it as he walked, stopping again for a can of
soda. The sun was down by the time he reached It was a wonderful city for
sunsets. You couldn’t see them from his old apartment, and that was the one
thing he would have changed about the place. It did something for a person to
see a beautiful sunset. He walked through the park,
walked a hundred yards or so past the Boat Basin, sat for a few minutes, then
walked back the way he’d come. Looking at the people, paying attention to what
he saw. Something felt wrong. He’d felt glimmerings of it on
the way back from the movie house. He thought about the date he’d circled on
his calendar. Well, he’d made the circle on paper with a felt-tipped pen. He hadn’t
carved it in stone. Who was to say he couldn’t move it up? A year, of course, was the
conventional period of mourning. Making the final sacrifice a year to the day
after their magnificent sacrifice had a certain poetic value, not to mention a
mathematical precision. But how trivial such considerations seemed to him now. The sooner he carried out his
mission, the sooner he could rest. And he was tired, so tired, in a way far
beyond what sleep could cure. His spirit ached with the tiredness he felt. He could rest. And he could
see Carole again, and his children. And all the other poor sweet innocent
sacrificed angels. That gentle fellow with the shaved head. Buddha, he was
called. And that poor woman in Oh, so many of them. Yes, he’d made up his mind.
He’d decided. He wouldn’t wait any longer. But first there was the
sensation he felt, the awareness that centered at the back of his neck, that
atavistic animal sense of being sought, of being hunted. And hadn’t he been told
just yesterday that someone had come to his boat, someone had been looking for
him? He studied the people in the
area. There were two men who seemed to him to be without apparent purpose, but
who nevertheless had a purposeful air about them. As if they might be watching
and waiting for someone. One got up and left, and the
Carpenter watched until he was sure he hadn’t merely changed seats. Then he
turned his attention to the other, not looking directly at him but observing
him out of the corner of his eye. The Carpenter was in shadows, where he
couldn’t be seen easily, and he had the knack of disappearing, of attracting no
attention. This man did not have that knack. He was, in fact, quite the
opposite. There was something magnetic about him. He drew the eye. The Carpenter let his eye be
drawn, kept it on the man. He looked familiar, the Carpenter thought. His face
was one he’d seen before, perhaps in the newspapers or on television. Not in a newsreel, though. He
wasn’t old enough to have been in a newsreel. And now he was on his feet,
headed south on the bike path, walking by the water’s edge. And he paused at
the very gate that led to the Nancy Dee, but no, he wasn’t entering, he
was just taking a good look. The Carpenter smiled. The man turned, and the
Carpenter watched him make his way to the path that would take him to the Boat
Basin Cafй. The Carpenter smiled again, and made his own way carefully and
unobtrusively to the slip where the Nancy Dee lay waiting for him. He’d have liked to paint out
the name. Call it the Carole. Inside the cabin, he left the
light unlit. When his eyes accustomed themselves to the darkness he went over
to the chest of drawers and took the gun from its clip, slipped it into his
pocket. Then he sought out the cabin’s darkest corner and wedged himself into
it, standing there like a statue in a niche. If no one came, he’d remain still
and motionless for two, three, four hours, waiting in patient silence until it
was time for his sacrifice. If anyone showed up before
then, well, he was ready. TEN-THIRTY,
AND STILL NO sign of the son of a
bitch. Which was fine, actually. This
way he could be on board when the Carpenter showed up. It was late enough now
for him to make his move. If Blackbeard gave him any grief, he’d drag him
around the corner and cuff him to a lamppost. No point sneaking or skulking.
That would draw attention quicker than anything else. No, the thing to do was
walk right out on the pier and hop on board that boat as if you owned it, and
that’s just what he did. He had the urge to go over to the helm, grab ahold of
the wheel, and gaze off into the distance like an old sea dog. But he’d be wasting time. He
walked over to the locked hatchway, drew out his key ring, went to work. THE
CARPENTER’S MIND WAS adrift,
bobbing in a sea of thought. But he came to suddenly, sensing a presence.
Moments later he heard footsteps on the pier, and then felt the boat tilt as
someone came aboard. He hadn’t moved since he took
his position in the corner of the cabin, not even when his mind was all drifty
Nor did he move now. He heard someone trying a key
in the lock. But who would have a key? He wondered if he should have left the
hatch ajar. He’d thought of it, decided it might look suspicious. But if the
fellow couldn’t get in— If he couldn’t get in, well,
he’d just go away. Which would actually simplify things. Even so, the Carpenter hoped
he’d be able to open the door. And he listened as whatever the man was using
scraped the metal, scraped it again, then caught and forced it free. The hatch
came open, letting a little light into the cabin, but none that reached the
corner where the Carpenter was waiting. He didn’t move, didn’t
breathe. Until the man came in, and found the stacked cases of empty beer bottles,
the cans of gasoline, the heaped strips of cloth. The man stiffened, and the
Carpenter sensed he could tell what he was looking at. The man lifted one of
the bottles from the top case, then put it back where he’d found it. The Carpenter drew his pistol,
took one step forward, pointed the gun at the back of the intruder’s neck. And
squeezed the trigger. Instead of a bang! he
heard a dry click! The gun was broken, or improperly loaded. But not
entirely useless. Even as the man started to spin around, the Carpenter drew
the gun back and used it like a hammer, like a tire iron, swung it with all his
strength against the back of the man’s head. He fell to his knees, tried to
brace himself, tried to rise, tried to turn. The Carpenter hit him again,
and this time he fell all the way and lay still. thirty-nine SUSAN
HAD LEFT around noon, telling him
she had a million things to do, letters to answer, bills
to pay, clothes to wash. And no, he didn’t have to go downstairs with her,
there would be no end of cabs, or she could just hop on a bus up He liked her walk. A good
no-nonsense athletic stride, but no less feminine for it. And her ass looked
great in slacks. He’d been glad she was going
yet reluctant to see her go. This was the first time she’d stayed the night,
and in fact he hadn’t had many women stay over since he’d moved back into the But with Jessica—that was her
name, Jessica Duncan, and thank God she’d moved back to Santa Cruz—with her and
the other less frequent overnight companions, he’d almost invariably gone to
their apartments. They generally preferred it that way, given that he lived in
one room and everything stank of cigarette smoke. (And what, incidentally, was
he going to do about that? He seemed to have quit smoking, he was almost ready
to start cutting the patches in half, and one symptom of his new status as a
former smoker was that he was beginning to notice the way his place smelled.
Not while he was in it, but when he came back from outdoors, the way you’d
notice some cat lover’s litter box. Jesus, was he going to turn into one of
those obnoxious ex-smokers who wrinkled their noses when someone two blocks
away lit a Marlboro? Yeah, he thought, he probably was.) It wouldn’t hurt to have the
place painted. And he could get rid of the upholstered furniture, the couch and
the comfortable chair, both of which should probably be replaced anyway. That
wouldn’t eliminate odors entirely, but it was a start, and time would do the
rest. So many things to think about,
just to keep from thinking about what he didn’t want to think about: His hands on her throat. HE
ALMOST CALLED HER after he heard
from Esther Blinkoff. She’d begun with an effusive apology for interrupting his
holiday weekend, then told him it was only fair since he’d completely
monopolized hers. She and her husband were at their house on the Usually, she confessed, she’d
wait until she got some other in-house readings before announcing her own
reaction to a manuscript. But why wait? She knew everyone was going to love the
book, knew Sales would go out of their minds for it, and all she had to do now
was figure out just which month to publish. The sooner the better, of course,
but not so soon that the book didn’t have all the groundwork laid for it. And so on. It was what Roz had told him
to expect. Esther had three million reasons to love the book, so how could she
not? But her enthusiasm moved him all the same, and he reached for the phone to
share it with Susan, then decided it could wait. Why the hell had she put his
hands on her throat? Pressed them there, when he moved to take them away? Please, she’d urged. Please what? HE
HAD DINNER ALONE, came back and
picked up a collection of O’Hara’s short stories. He skipped through it,
reading a couple of old favorites, wishing he could write like that. On his way back from the
bathroom, he checked the rabbit’s dish. Susan had said the cornmeal was
disappearing, and he looked for himself and decided she was seeing things. Or,
more accurately, not seeing them. He picked up the dish and sniffed it, and it
seemed to him that it smelled of tobacco smoke. Now you’re really being nuts,
he told himself. And dumped the dish in the garbage, wiped it out, and added
fresh meal from the sack in the refrigerator. Live a little, he told the
rabbit. We’re going to be rich, you can have fresh cornmeal every day for
years. But how’d you get here,
anyway? He looked for his copy of
Blake’s poems, found “The Tyger.” There was one line he wanted to check, to
make sure he remembered it correctly. Yes, there it was: Did he who made the Lamb
make thee? He put the book back, picked
up the rabbit, looked into his little eyes. They were some dark stone, maybe
obsidian, and they gave the animal an expression of great alertness, which was
all to the good; if you were going to talk to a little turquoise rabbit, you
wanted to feel it was paying attention to you. Why did I pick you up, and
why don’t I remember it? And what did I do just before I picked you up, or just
after? And why did she put my
hands on her throat? forty ONE
PURCHASE THE Carpenter had made was a small plastic funnel, and it was proving a handy tool indeed. He
had used wide-mouthed fruit juice jars for his first Molotov cocktails, and
they’d been easy to fill, though less easy to fit with stoppers. Nor were they
readily available by the case in a riverside marina. Thus the beer bottles, and
the funnel, which speeded up the task while keeping spillage to a minimum. The Carpenter filled twelve
bottles at a time, stoppered them with the cloth wicks, and carried each full
case out of the cabin and onto the open deck, where any fumes would dissipate
quickly in the open air. He paused periodically to have a look at the intruder,
who had not yet regained consciousness, and who might indeed be dead by now.
He’d had a pulse when the Carpenter first checked, but he hadn’t stirred, and
it seemed possible that he might have died of a burst blood vessel in the
brain, or some other effect of the two blows he’d taken to the head. His pockets had yielded some
treasures, most notably a pair of handcuffs, which encouraged the Carpenter to
look further. He’d found a gun, a fully loaded revolver, and maybe this one
actually worked. He seemed to recall that pistols had a tendency to jam, as his
had evidently done, and he didn’t think that was the case with revolvers. He’d
put the pistol back on top of the chest of drawers, held there by the clips,
and transferred the intruder’s pistol to his pocket. Stripping the man, he’d found
what he at once recognized as a bulletproof vest. Well, it wouldn’t have kept
the Carpenter from putting a bullet into the back of the intruder’s neck, had
the gun worked. The Carpenter tried it on and liked the feel of it, the comfort
it somehow provided. He’d put his clothes on over it, liking the bulk and
weight of it. Then he added the shoulder holster, and transferred the gun from
his pocket to the holster. He practiced with it, drawing it, then returning it
to the leather holster. He felt as though he were now secretly protected, as if
by a guardian angel. The intruder, in marked
contrast, was naked, and entirely vulnerable. He had no body hair, the
Carpenter noted, although he had a full head of hair and the beard of a man
who’d last shaved in the morning. The Carpenter ran a hand over the smooth skin
and wondered at its cause. Some disease? Or had the intruder deliberately
removed the hair, perhaps for some religious reason? Francis Buckram, that was the
intruder’s name, according to the cards in his wallet. And he was some sort of
policeman, which explained the gun and the handcuffs. It was while he was using
those handcuffs to anchor the intruder to the chest of drawers that he
remembered where he’d heard that name before, and realized why the man had
looked familiar. He’d been the police commissioner once. And how had he found his way
to the Nancy Dee? That was something he might ask the man, if he ever
came to. And if it wasn’t necessary to kill him right away. When the fifth case of bottles
had been filled and transferred to the open deck, the Carpenter cast off the
lines securing the boat to the pier and maneuvered the Nancy Dee out of
the It was a handy thing, a black
sphere eight inches in diameter, flattened on the bottom so it would stay
upright, with an adjustable wick at the top. The Carpenter had taken it home
from a construction site, where it burned at night to keep trespassers from
stumbling into a pit. Now, lit and properly positioned, it greatly simplified
the process of lighting the wicks of his firebombs. He checked his watch. The hour
was right, getting on to three in the morning. The Who picked up a
gasoline-filled beer bottle, lit its fuse, and lobbed it high in the air, aimed
at a ramshackle houseboat some thirty yards distant. Before it landed, he had a
second bottle in hand. HE
WAS ON THE verge of consciousness
when the first explosion roused him. He opened his eyes, blinked, registered
that he was naked, with his right hand cuffed, the other bracelet hooked to the
brass pull of the bottommost drawer in a brassbound chest of drawers. He pulled, but the drawer
wouldn’t move, and he saw why. The vertical sides of the chest had extensions
that were locked in place to keep the drawers from rolling free in uneven seas.
By the time he figured this out there had already been a second explosion, and
now there was a third. And something was burning. He
could smell it, and the cabin was unevenly illuminated by the flames. What the hell was going on? Molotov cocktails, of course.
He’d seen the makings earlier, the bottles and rags and cans of gas. He didn’t
see them now, but he heard them, exploding one after the other. He had to do something. He
swung around, braced his feet against the chest of drawers, tried to pull hard
enough to break the drawer loose, or yank the handle from the drawer. All he
got for his troubles was a sore wrist. Where were his clothes? He saw them, on the deck at
the far end of the cabin. He stretched out full length, levering himself along
the deck with his left hand, reaching out with his feet. He caught hold of a
piece of clothing, pinning it between his two bare feet, and drew his legs
back, trying to reel in the garment. He lost his purchase on it but then
regained it and brought it close enough to grab with his free hand, and it was
his jacket, and he went through the pockets and didn’t find a thing. His cell
phone had been in one of those pockets, and it would have been useful now, but
it was gone. He stretched out again as far
as he could, hurting his right wrist in the process, reaching with his feet,
wishing he could see more clearly what he was doing. He caught hold of more
cloth, brought it closer, grabbed it with his left hand. His pants, and one
pocket held some coins, and what the hell was he supposed to do with them? But
another pocket contained his key ring, and he was almost certain he had a
handcuff key with him. He held the key ring in front of his face, dropped it,
picked it up again, and yes, there was the key, and— And the explosions had
stopped, he realized that, even as the hatch opened. Scrambling, he tucked the
key ring under his backside, kicked the trousers away. And lay there, naked and
unable to move, as the Carpenter came into the cabin. “YOU’RE
AWAKE,” THE CARPENTER said. “I
thought you might be dead.” “What were the explosions?” “You know what they were.” “I saw the bottles, the
gasoline. But what was the target?” “Oh,” said the Carpenter,
surprised at the question. But you couldn’t really see much from where the man
was lying. You could see that something was on fire, but wouldn’t know what it
was. “The boats,” he said. “At the The answer was too
complicated, and the Carpenter decided not to waste time on it. The man’s
trousers lay by his feet, not where he’d left them. He asked the man what he
was looking for. “My cell phone.” The Carpenter pointed to the
dresser top. “Right next to the pistol. Mr. Shevlin’s pistol, I was going to
shoot you, but there must be something wrong with it.” He drew the revolver
from the holster. “I hope there’s nothing wrong
with yours,” he said, and pointed it at the man, interested in seeing what his
reaction would be. But there was no reaction. He
might as well have been pointing a flower at him. Instead he asked another question.
“Why are you doing this? Not just the boats. Everything. Why?” Now that was an interesting
question. Maybe he wouldn’t shoot the man, not yet. Maybe it would be
interesting to have a conversation with him. He was, after all, an important
man. Or had been important, running the police department of the world’s
greatest city. He might have interesting things to say. And then he could play
a role in the last sacrifice. But all of that would have to
wait. “I have to move the boat,” he told the man, and, holstering the gun, he
made his way back on deck. AS
SOON AS THE hatch closed behind
the Carpenter, Buckram retrieved the ring of keys from under his buttock. He
rolled over on his side, reaching with his left hand for his imprisoned right
wrist, wishing that at least it could have been the other way around, with his
less agile left hand immobilized and his right hand free. Jesus, he told himself, you
can always find something to complain about, can’t you? He heard the boat’s engine
turn over, heard sirens in the distance as fire engines sped toward the burning
The man had set a trap for him
and he’d stumbled right into it. And he’d be dead right now if the pistol
hadn’t misfired. Peter Shevlin’s pistol, according to the Carpenter, and it was
supposed to be on top of the chest of drawers, and so was his cell phone, and
if only he could get the little key into the little hole, which he couldn’t
quite see but it had to be right about there, and— The catch released and the
cuff fell away from his wrist. He flexed his fingers, willed feeling and
circulation back into the hand. The Carpenter had cuffed him too tight, an easy
mistake to make, and safer from the Carpenter’s point of view than too loose.
What he hadn’t done, and Buckram was glad of that, was cuff him correctly, with
a cuff on each wrist and his hands behind his back. The way Susan had cuffed him,
for example. But he didn’t have time to
think about Susan. Didn’t have time to think. His hand was cramped, as if he’d
slept on it, but he’d be able to use it. He got his feet under him, found a
handhold, and managed to hoist himself into a standing position. Then his head
spun, and he sagged against the chest of drawers. It was all he could do to
stay on his feet. There was the gun. A .22, from
the looks of it, with a three-inch barrel and crosshatched black rubber grips.
He went to pick it up but it stayed where it was, resisting him. What was holding it, magnets?
No, some sort of gripping devices, and if you pulled a little harder it came
loose. His right hand had trouble getting a grip on it so he transferred it to
his left hand. Great. He was armed with a gun
that wouldn’t fire, and that his opponent knew wouldn’t fire. And the boat had
stopped moving, and the hatch was opening. His mobility was his one
asset, his foe’s ignorance of it the closest thing he had to an edge. He
couldn’t lose it. So he got back down onto the
floor and slipped his hand into the cold steel cuff. With his left hand he
closed the cuff, but just a little way, fastening it loosely enough that he
could slip his whole hand right out of it. At least he hoped he could. THE
CARPENTER HEADED THE Nancy Dee south, just as he’d done when he circled the island. More piers, and he had the
tiller locked so he didn’t have to tend it, he could go on lighting and hurling
his bombs whenever he drew abreast of a likely target. Once he missed, and a
bottle, its wick aflame, fell harmlessly into the water, neither breaking nor
exploding. No matter—he had plenty of bombs left. Ah, and now he’d come to where
the cruise ships docked. There was only one berthed there tonight, and it was
enormous, rising as high as an apartment house, holding as many people as a
small village. He sailed as close to it as he dared, saw an opening on one of
the lower decks, and scored a direct hit with one of his firebombs. The
explosion echoed, the flames leaped. Oh, they’d probably put it out, they’d
probably keep it from spreading, but they’d have their work cut out for them. And then Pier Eighty-three,
where the Circle Line vessels were berthed. And this ship was not so tall,
not so forbidding, and there was a vast amount of open deck space. The
Carpenter rained bombs on the ship, setting fires everywhere. There’d be no
human sacrifice, not unless they had a night watchman aboard, but the ship
itself was sacrifice enough. Such a powerful symbol. . . Enough for now. The Carpenter
headed for open water, set the Nancy Dee on a course to cruise south at
a leisurely pace in the middle of the river. And went to check on his passenger. THE
CARPENTER SEEMED IN an exalted
state, as if the flames he’d created had borne him aloft. He didn’t seem to
notice that the handcuff was loose on Buckram’s wrist, and so far he hadn’t
noticed the gun. Would the gun fire? According
to the Carpenter, it had jammed. That was possible, automatics were notoriously
subject to jamming, but it wasn’t the Carpenter’s gun and the Carpenter didn’t
know a lot about guns. It was at least as possible that the gun had been loaded
with a cartridge clip but, for safety’s sake, didn’t have a round in the
chamber. The Carpenter, squeezing the trigger a single time, would have
succeeded in chambering a round. If he’d pulled it a second time, he’d have put
a bullet in Buckram. Well, it was possible. And,
unless he could come up with something better, any minute now he’d get to bet
his life on it. He had his right thigh over
it, screening it as much as possible, but it was impossible to be sure it
wasn’t partially visible. And what was unquestionably visible was its absence
from its place on top of the chest of drawers. So far the Carpenter hadn’t
glanced over there, and might not notice anything if he did, as transported as
he appeared to be by the night’s events. “The ship’s burning,” he
announced. “This one?” “Of course not. And this is a
boat, not a ship. Though it, too, will be burning soon enough.” He smiled, and
it changed his mien curiously from exaltation to resigned sadness. “Soon it
will all be over.” “You said the ship was
burning. What ship?” “The Circle Line,” the
Carpenter said. “They have different ships with different names. I didn’t
notice the name of this one. Have you ever taken their cruise around He had, years ago. Someone had
booked the ship on a weekday evening for a private party to which he’d been
invited. He hadn’t had a chance to see much, had been stuck in one conversation
after another, barely got out on deck. He didn’t say any of this,
though, because the Carpenter hadn’t waited for an answer. Instead he’d gone on
to recount something of the history of the Circle Line, and some of the more
impressive sights to be seen on that voyage. If the Carpenter had seemed sad a
moment ago, now he spoke with the enthusiasm of a teacher lecturing on a
favorite topic. Buckram said, “You don’t hate
the city, do you?” “Hate it?” “That’s what everyone thinks.
That you blamed “Of course,” the Carpenter
said. “I love “There were all these books in
your storage locker . . .” “My library. I’ve missed my
books.” “You know a great deal about
the city.” “One always wants to know
more.” “Then why the hell are you
trying to destroy it?” “To destroy it?” “With killing and burnings and
explosions and . . .” He stopped. The Carpenter was
shaking his head. “Sacrifice,” he said. “Sacrifice?” “Trying to destroy the city As
if I would want to do that. Don’t you understand? I’m trying to save it.” And he began to explain,
spinning a complicated story full of local history, with the Draft Riots and
the Police Riots and gang warfare and a maritime disaster, all the horrible
things that had happened in the last couple of centuries, wrapped up in a
theory of death and rebirth, suffering and renewal. Sacrifice. “I wanted to die,” he was
saying now. “I wanted to share in their sacrifice, to be a part of it. My wife
took pills. I found her dead in our bed. Do you know what I did?” Again the question was
rhetorical, and the Carpenter didn’t wait for an answer. “I took pills,” he
said, “and lay down beside her, intending to go where she had gone. And do you
know what happened? I woke up, with nothing worse than a bad headache, and the
deepest sorrow I have ever known. I thought of Cain, making an offering to God
and having the smoke go off to the side. And then I came to realize that my
sacrifice had not been rejected. It had been postponed, because I had work to
do. I had to sacrifice others to the greater glory of the city.” There was more, and Buckram
listened, took it all in. The Carpenter was insane, which was hardly news, but
insane in a surprising way. He’d killed all those people—and God only knew how
many he’d added to the total tonight, at the And what was he doing now?
Walking over to the can of gas, twisting the top off . . . “Chelsea Piers,” the Carpenter
was saying. “It’s this great project at the water’s edge, with restaurants and
sports facilities, even a driving range. Can you imagine that? A driving range
in Buckram couldn’t wait any
longer. Once the lunatic started sloshing the gas around, the cabin would be
a bomb, and a gunshot would set it off. He said, “I don’t think so,” and
wrenched his right hand free of the cuff, grabbing up the gun, hurling his body
to the side and firing the gun as he moved. The recoil wasn’t that
massive, not from a .22, but it was enough to dislodge the grip of Buckram’s
weakened right hand. But the shot was right on target. It took the Carpenter
squarely in the center of the chest. His jaw dropped and he stared and took a
step back, but he didn’t clutch his chest and his knees didn’t buckle and he
didn’t fall down, the way a person generally does when you shoot him in the
heart. Oh, Jesus. The fucking Kevlar
vest. It saved a life, but not the one it was supposed to. And the Carpenter had his own
gun drawn now, Buckram’s .38, and he pulled the trigger, and the sound was much
louder in the little cabin. The bullet missed, and Buckram groped for the .22,
grabbed it finally with his left hand. He raised it, and the Carpenter, his
hand trembling, fired a second shot, and this one didn’t miss. Pain seared
Buckram’s belly, pain almost too much to bear, and he remembered something
Susan had said, something about pain being nothing but a sensation you make
wrong, and he dismissed the pain and brought the gun to bear and made the
Carpenter wrong instead, made him wrong forever, squeezing the trigger three
times and hitting him three times in the face and throat. And watched him fall, and lie
still. WHEN
THE FIRST BULLET struck, smack in
the center of his chest, the Carpenter felt a rush of joy. He was going to die.
His sacrifice was complete, he could let go now, and in a moment he would be
with Carole. But he hadn’t died, he wasn’t
even hurt. He’d felt the impact of the bullet but it didn’t seem to have
injured him. So he’d been right after all, he thought sadly. He had to kill
this man, and then he had to complete the sacrifice. He fired and missed, fired
again and hit the man. Not in the chest, where he’d aimed, but much lower. But
he’d hit him, and now the man would die, and then— Then three shots, and in a
mere instant the Carpenter was hovering above the scene, looking down, seeing
two bodies on the cabin deck. One was Buckram, the man whom he’d shot and by
whom he’d been shot in return. And the other, of course, was his own. And, seeing himself lying
there, the Carpenter felt a veil lift, and knew for the first time, knew with
perfect certainty, that everything he’d done in the past months had been
completely and overwhelmingly wrong. The realization was crushing, blinding,
devastating. And then, just as quickly, it
ceased to matter. Because he was drawn into the vortex now, whirled into the
long tunnel, and Carole would be waiting for him at the end of it. He let go, and sailed away. OH,
JESUS. A RED -hot poker in your bowels,
and you could tell yourself it was just a sensation, but it was more than that.
It was bad news, because you’d been gutshot and you were going to die. The cell phone. That was his
only hope, and of course the fucking thing was on top of the chest of drawers
and he was on the fucking floor, pardon me, the fucking deck, and what
he needed was Medic Alert, because he’d fallen and he couldn’t get up. Had to. Couldn’t. Fuck that. He had to. He got to his feet, grabbed
the cell phone, then fell down again and felt it spill out of his hand. Groped
around, got hold of it. 9-1-1, he thought. Easy to remember, same as 9/11, the
day it all started. And, talking to the 911
operator, telling her who he was and where he thought he was and what had
happened, a thought came to him. He pushed it away until he’d gotten the
message across to her, then let go of the phone and sprawled on his back. And the thought was there
again. His mother, telling him how he had to wear clean underwear every
morning, in case he got hit by a bus. Because what would they think in the
hospital? And what would they think, he
wondered, when they found Francis J. Buckram, the former commissioner of the
NYPD, stark fucking naked and not a single hair on his balls? The worst part, he thought, as
his consciousness began to fade, the worst part was that he wasn’t going to be
around to see the expressions on their faces. forty-one THE
FIRST THING she thought was that
he didn’t look so bad, not as bad as she’d feared. And her second thought was
that he didn’t look so good, either. His face was so pale, so drawn, and there
was gray in his hair that hadn’t been there before. He had tubes coming out of
him, monitors hooked up to him. His eyes were closed, and she
drew a chair up next to the bed and just sat there for a while, watching him.
Then she said, “Franny?” His eyes opened, focused on
her. Light came into his eyes, and his lips showed the slightest suggestion of
a smile. “I’m sorry,” she said. “I
shouldn’t call you that here.” “That’s okay.” His voice was weak, but it was
his voice, with the force of his personality behind it. He brought his hand out
from under the covers and she laid her hand on top of it. “I hate to tell you this,” she
said, “but I can’t give you a blow job. I had to tell them I was your sister.
Oh, shit, did I do something wrong?” His face was twisted in pain.
He got hold of himself, said, “Jesus, don’t make me laugh,” and set himself off
again. And she struggled not to laugh herself, and of course that was hopeless,
like trying not to laugh at a funeral. She slapped herself in an effort to make
herself stop, and evidently that struck him as the funniest thing he’d ever
seen. And she thought, isn’t that a
fine thing, I spent all that money on handcuffs and dildos, when all it takes
to torture you is a funny line. Somehow she managed to keep
the thought to herself. “YOU’RE
A HERO,” SHE told him, when they’d
both got hold of themselves. “You went out single-handed and caught the
Carpenter.” “If I’d gone in with backup,”
he said, “the “Possibly. Or he may have
gotten away. As far as the city’s concerned, you’re a hero. There’s a lot of
speculation that you’ll run for mayor in 2005.” “I’d rather shoot myself,” he
said. “Really?” He nodded. “But not in the belly.
Once is enough. A doctor came in the other day and told me there was no reason
I wouldn’t be able to perform sexually. I said I’d just as soon wait a while,
if it was all the same to him.” “So you wouldn’t have wanted
the blow job anyway, is that what you’re saying?” “I’ll take a rain check. You
didn’t really tell them you were my sister, did you?” “It was the only way I could
get them to let me in. You’re tired, I’ve stayed longer than I should have.
Franny?” She leaned over, kissed him. “Feel better,” she said. “What’s so
funny?” “I figured we’d get around to
kissing,” he said. “I didn’t realize what it would take.” SHE
TOOK A CAB from the hospital,
showered at her apartment, changed into jeans and a blouse and flats, and
walked down to the Village in time to meet John at the Waverly Inn, just down
the street from his apartment. They ate in the garden, then sat over coffee and
watched the sky darken. They took the long way home, walking all the way down
to Bleecker and returning via “I think he’ll be all right,”
she said, “but I don’t think he’ll be the same.” “None of us will.” She thought about that,
nodded. No one was ever the same, she thought. Every day changed you. Some days
changed you a little, some days changed you a lot, but each increment of change
was essentially irreversible. A little later he said, “I
don’t suppose the Carpenter told him anything about a woman he ran into on “I didn’t ask.” “I somehow doubt it came up while
they were blasting away at each other and waiting for the boat to blow up. And
now we’ll never know.” “One thing we know is that
you’re innocent.” “We know there are no charges
against me, and won’t be. So we know I’m not guilty. But we don’t know I didn’t
do it.” “How much does it bother you?” “I’m not sure it does. I know
I think about it. I sort of wish I knew.” “Sort of?” “Well, I tell myself I wish I
knew one way or the other. But what I wish I knew is that I didn’t kill the
woman. If I killed her, then I’d just as soon not know. And don’t tell me that
doesn’t make sense, because I’m well aware of that.” “It makes sense to me.” “And that,” he said, drawing
her into his arms, “is why you’re the girl for me.” And a little later she said,
“Am I?” “Huh?” “The girl for you.” “Damn right.” “Good,” she said. AND
IN BED, AFTER they had made love,
slowly, lazily, and with a sweet urgency at the end, after he’d smiled at the
reflexive urge for a cigarette, less frequent now, less intense, but still
there, after all of that he said, “There’s something I’ve been wanting to ask
you.” “I know.” “You know?” “That night, whenever it was.
You’ve wanted ever since to ask why I put your hands on my throat.” “You’ve known.” “Yes.” “And just went on waiting for
me to say something.” “And wished you would and
hoped you wouldn’t,” she said. “John, I love you.” “But?” “No, it doesn’t come with a but.
When I first became obsessed with you—and yes, that’s the right word, it
was an obsession—” “If you say so.” “You spoke to me right away,
through your books. But I was ready for your books to speak to me. From the
very beginning, I wanted something from you. I didn’t know it, not consciously.
John, do you know what I wanted?” “I think so.” “But you don’t want to say it.
Well, in that case you know. I wanted you to kill me.” “You didn’t know it
consciously. When did you find out?” “When it stopped being true.” “And when was that?” “When I put your hands on my
throat. When I asked you to do it.” “‘Please.’” “Yes. That’s what I was asking
for. And you wouldn’t, of course, and I suddenly realized that was what I was
begging for, and realized, too, that it was no longer something I wanted. That
I had probably stopped wanting it our first night together. Or even earlier, when
I went to Medea.” “The piercing lady.” “Yes.” “Shave and a haircut, two
tits.” “When I started expressing
myself sexually,” she said, “and making art out of my madness. When I started
to discover that I could be me and still be alive. But there was a part of me
that never woke up and caught on, and that part didn’t stop wanting you to kill
me.” “Until I didn’t.” “Until you didn’t.” “Maybe it really doesn’t
matter what happened on “Duh,” she said. “Haven’t I
been saying that all along?” “YOU
KNOW,” HE SAID, “all things considered,
there’s really only one thing that makes me think I might have done it.” “The rabbit.” “The rabbit. It’s not like me
to take something. I must have been in a bad way to do it, and if I was that
far gone . . .” She got up, brought the little
rabbit back to the bed with her. “It’s adorable,” she said, “but I can’t
believe you took it intentionally. I think it was inadvertent. I think you were
looking at it, holding it in your hand, and then she called for you to come
into the bedroom, or whatever, and halfway there you noticed you still had the
rabbit in your hand. And you didn’t want to go all the way back to where you
found it, and you didn’t know where else to put it, so you stuck it in your pocket
for the time being.” “Intending to put it back
later.” “And then you went to bed with
that poor crazy lady, and when you were done all you wanted to do was get out
of there. So you forgot all about the rabbit, and when you came home you
thought, oh, hell, I’ll have to give it back, which means I’ll have to see her
again.” “I could have put it in the
mail.” “And would have,” she said,
“if you’d seen it first thing the next morning, but you didn’t and by the time
you did . . .” He thought about it. “You
know,” he said, “that’s perfectly plausible.” “I know, and it’s a lot more
plausible than your taking it on purpose, no matter who killed the woman.” She
looked at the rabbit she was holding, then at him. “I mean, it’s not as though
a rabbit’s a likely totem animal for you. I see you more as a bear.” “Yeah, I guess I’m sort of
bearish.” “Ursine,” she said. “And if
anyone’s a rabbit, it would probably be me.” “Well, you sure do fuck like
one.” “It’s settled, then,” she
said. “You be the bear. I’ll be the rabbit.” forty-two ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2002, sunrise came
at 6:31 AM. The forecast called for partly cloudy skies,
with a forty percent chance of showers in the late afternoon. JERRY
PANKOW, WHO WORKED for a catering
service and didn’t have to report until nine, had not broken the habit of early
rising. He was up before dawn, took a long hot shower, and thought about the
cute guy he’d picked up over the weekend. Really sweet, in and out of bed, but
he could have been a guest on I’ve Got a Secret, because he sure did. Wasn’t
wearing a wedding ring, but was wearing the mark the ring had left, and kept
touching the spot nervously. Married, clearly, and new to the sin that dared
not speak its name, which in recent years had become the sin that would not
shut up. Lou, he’d said his name was, but he’d stuttered a little getting it
out, and Jerry’s guess was that his name did in fact start with an L, but
that it was anything but Lou. Dressing, he wondered if he’d ever see him again. AT
7:24, A YOUNG woman in a white
uniform attached a fresh bottle to one of Fran Buckram’s IV lines. “Oh, good,”
he said. “Breakfast.” She giggled as if she’d never heard the line before,
which struck him as unlikely. He closed his eyes but
couldn’t get back to sleep. He hoped they’d let him out of here soon, and
wondered what he would do when they did. Mend, of course, and eat real food
again, and do a lot of physical therapy, but what would he do after that? Not run around the country
making speeches. Not run for office. Not hang out a shingle as a private
investigator. None of the above, but what? He’d think of something. AT
7:40, JAY MCGANN came back from
his morning run and went straight to the shower. He was dressed by eight, and
by the time his wife got to the table he had their breakfast ready. He’d be at
his desk by nine, as he was every morning. Writing was a business, after all,
and if you wanted to get anywhere with it you had to approach it in a
businesslike fashion. He asked his wife how her
omelet was, and she said it was fine, and then she asked him if anything was
wrong. No, he said, nothing was wrong. Why? Because you seem different, she
said. “Well, now that you mention
it,” he said, and he told her he’d been thinking that he ought to get an
office. Someplace just for writing, so that he could go there every day and do
his work and then come home. John Cheever, he told her, had had an office early
in his career in the basement of his apartment building, and every morning he
put on a suit and tie and stuck a hat on his head, and he rode the elevator to
the basement and went into a room and took off the jacket and the tie and the
hat and went to work. And put them on again at five o’clock, and went home. She said, Just for work,
right? And he said, Sure, what else? AT
8:12, JIM GALVIN woke up on the couch of
his He drank a glass of water,
threw it up, and drank another. When that one stayed down he drank one more
glass of water with a couple of aspirin. He showered, and when he went to shave
his hand was trembling. He put the safety razor down and went into the other
room, and there was still plenty of booze left in the open bottle, and most of
the bottles left in the case. He poured himself a drink, just a short one, and
when he resumed shaving his hand was rock steady. MAURY
WINTERS GOT UP four times during
the night. Around seven he decided that was as much sleep as he was going to
get, and got busy taking the fistful of herbs he took every morning. He
wondered if they were doing any good. One was supposed to shrink his prostate,
which would be a blessing, but so far he couldn’t see the difference. He checked to see if they’d
delivered the Times yet. They had, and he brought it in and read it. At
eight-thirty his wife told him breakfast was ready, and he told her she was an
angel. While he was drinking his second cup of coffee, his wife asked him if
he’d had a good night. “Every night above ground’s a
good night,” he told her. “Every day being married to you is heaven.” And he
got up from the table and went over and gave her a kiss. EDDIE
RAGAN DIDN’T OPEN his eyes until
9:20. He wasn’t in his own apartment, and it took him a moment to remember
where he was, and even then he couldn’t pin it down geographically. He could
ask the woman who’d brought him home with her, but a check of the apartment’s
other rooms didn’t turn her up. Off to work, he thought. He’d hung out at the Kettle
for a while after he finished his shift, and then he and a couple of people
went next door to the Fifty-Five, and then where? It got a little hazy at that
point, but he wound up at Googie’s, late, and that’s where he pulled the dame,
and she’d brought him back here. What the hell was her name,
anyway? He couldn’t remember. They had a good time, he remembered that. Nice
rack, and she gave head like she could teach school in the subject, he
remembered that. He couldn’t quite picture her face, but was sure he’d
recognize her if he saw her. Well, fairly sure. She drank Sambuca, straight up
in a little cordial glass, with three coffee beans in it. That he remembered. LOWELL
COOKE WAS AT his desk by
nine-thirty. He went right to work returning phone calls and answering mail. He
had a lunch date scheduled with an agent making her fall trip to At breakfast his wife had
asked him if everything was okay, and he said of course it was. I’m gay, he wanted to say, but
he hadn’t been able to say it, any more than he’d been able to say his name to
the fellow he’d been with Monday night. I’m Lou, he’d said, and his companion
for the evening had been polite enough to pretend to believe him, and to call
him Lou throughout. God, what was he going to do? STELLI
SAFRAN RARELY GOT to bed before
three, and rarely got up before noon. Today, though, a muscle cramp woke her
around ten. She went to the kitchen and ate a banana, on the chance that it
might be a potassium deficiency. Or maybe it was calcium, so she drank a glass
of milk. Then again, she thought, maybe
it was butter and sugar and flour, and wouldn’t it be terrible to suffer cramps
because of a deficiency of any of those essential elements? She got out a mixing bowl and
made pancakes. AT A
QUARTER TO eleven, Esther Blinkoff
returned a call from Roz Albright. They told each other, not for the first
time, how excited they were about Darker Than Water, and eventually Roz
said that she had a new writer she was also very enthusiastic about, a woman,
she’d published some short stories but this was her first novel. Think Bridget Jones meets The
Lovely Bones, she said. Esther said she’d love to see
it. CHLOE
SIGURDSON OPENED UP the Susan Pomerance
Gallery at eleven. She’d been coming in earlier lately, a change Susan had made
in order to give her own schedule more flexibility. This day Chloe didn’t have
much to do other than listen to the radio and talk to friends on the phone.
Susan came in at eleven-forty-five, changed the station to WQXR, took a moment
to brush her hand over Chloe’s breasts, then across the top of her head. “I’m leaving early,” Susan
told her. She was going to her boyfriend’s apartment, she’d brought him a
present. Chloe knew who she meant. The
writer, Mr. Big Shoulders. He’s cute, she’d told Susan,
and Susan had said, Would you like to do him? Maybe I’ll give you to him for
his birthday. She wondered if Susan was
kidding. Maybe, maybe not. Sometimes it was hard to tell with Susan. But she knew one thing. When
she grew up, she wanted to be like Susan. JOHN
BLAIR CREIGHTON ROSE early and went to
the gym. It was a new one, right around the corner at He had a workout and a sauna
and a shower, ate across the street at the Village Den, but waited until he got
home to have coffee. He got halfway through his second cup before he wondered
what he was going to do next. Writing was great, he thought.
You suffered and you agonized and you were beset by doubts and fears, and then
you finished a book and felt absolutely ecstatic, convinced that you were great
and your book was great and your future was coming up roses. That lasted for about a week,
and then you realized that you were washed up, that you’d never do anything
decent again, and look at you, you indolent slug, why were you just sitting
around doing nothing? Why weren’t you writing something? So he sat there, trying to
think of something to write. And then the bell rang, and it
wasn’t cops, it wasn’t Jehovah’s Witnesses, it wasn’t the kid from Two Boots.
It was Susan, and she’d brought him a present. And shortly thereafter they
were in bed, and she was telling him a story. And, on the bookshelf, a
magnificent white bear with turquoise eyes shared the dish of stone-ground
yellow cornmeal with the little turquoise rabbit. It looked as though they were
going to get along just fine. AND
ALL OF THEM, like everyone else in
the great city, waited to see what was going to happen next. A Word of Clarification This is a work of fiction,
issuing entirely from the imagination of the author. The names of some
prominent persons, and the situational and circumstantial elements of other New
Yorkers, are used only for verisimilitude. The perceptive reader will
have noted the conspicuous absence of the author’s publisher, HarperCollins,
from the list of bidders at the book auction. This was done to maintain
suspense; as everyone knows, had Jane Friedman had her heart set on acquiring Darker
Than Water, no power on earth could have gotten it away from her. About the Author The prolific author of more than fifty books and
numerous short stories, Lawrence Block
is a Mystery Writers of American Grand Master, a four-time winner of
the Edgar Allan Poe and Shamus Awards, and the recipient of literary prizes
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