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THE SHADOW DANCERS

11. A Party at Mayar Eldrith’s

Nobody who didn’t know and understand Sam Horowitz wouldn’t’a guessed that he was depressed, upset, or anything but in heaven that evenin’. And it weren’t faked or nothin’; he really was supercharged and as excited as a little kid, and he would be until this all was done. Only then, maybe a few days later, would he come crashin’ down. That was the bottom line for me; this was the climax of his whole life, and once you done passed the climax, baby, and there’s nobody around to share with and care about, what’s the use of livin’?
See, when Sam was a little boy he us’ta see all them old detective movies—only they wasn’t all that old, then. Between the neighborhood B movies and the early days of TV, though, he musta seen every Thin Man, Philip Marlowe, Sam Spade, Sherlock Holmes, Charlie Chan—you name it. And he went to the library in Baltimore, which is a real big one, and got out and read everything there was by Chandler and Hammett and all the rest.
Now, don’t get him wrong. He never did much thinkin’ ’bout bein’ no cop, let alone no private eye, except maybe in his fantasies. In fact, he hated police work, thought it was the dullest, least thrillin’ job in the world. Hell, he didn’t even like guns. After four years with the Air Force police and a few more on the Bristol vice squad, he was still scared of ’em, wouldn’t have one around unless the safety of somebody innocent—not himself—demanded it. He wasn’t even a particularly good shot.
No, what Sam was in love with in the work was pretty much what I got trapped by, too: not the way it was, but the way it shoulda been. The way Marlowe and Spade and the Continental Op and Nick and Nora Charles did it.
Now, there was several ways we coulda settled this case, at least, mostly just with a big set of moves and then explain everything in the paperwork and to the legal boys who’d have to prosecute and punish the bad guys. Hell, I coulda explained it and wrapped it myself. But the Company owed him, owed us for this, and they was willin’ to indulge us.
So, there we was at headquarters, at Mayar Eldrith’s palatial lodge, where it all began, and we was hostin’ a party. Yeah, a real party, too—with all sorts of fancy delicacies and drinks and all the rest. Since Mayar had done the invitin’, there wasn’t no way to get out of it, neither.
All his life, since he was a kid, Sam had dreamed of havin’ all the suspects together in one room while he, the brilliant detective, explained the whole thing to them and unmasked the guilty. Now, finally, he was gonna get his chance, and while I helped fill in a lot of gaps and details and explain a bunch of stuff, by general agreement it was gonna be Sam’s show.
I was dressed in this incredibly beautiful soft and satiny violet and golden sari, with fancy open-toed heels. I had a complete makeover for it from experts here, matchin’ everything just right, and they had trimmed and shaped my natural bush just right, like one of them gardeners shapes a bush into a piece of art, and they’d streaked it with brown and gold. I had the jewelry to match, and I never looked better or more glamorous in my whole life.
Sam said he’d be damned if he was gonna do his number in a toga; he had the tailors here—mostly computers once the designer got through—make him a good, old-fashioned forties-style white suit, with just the right shirt and tie, and a pair of shiny black patent leather shoes. We was a beautiful, glamorous couple, and we acted just right, but I could feel his sadness and sorrow every time we talked or our eyes met, Kinda, this is it, baby, but we’re going out in style.
The guests started arrivin’ and things was about to get underway. All of’em, I think, sensed somethin’ was up, and maybe a few guessed it was all up, but since they didn’t know for sure and still were pretty arrogant and secure, they came anyways. The rest—well, they had to come along if asked.
So here they come, ready or not. Here was Dringa Lakuka, division chief of research and development, followed by Mukasa Lamdukur, who ran the day-to-day operations of the Security Committee, then the cold and brusk ex-monk, Basuti Alimati, who was chief of Labyrinth communications, and, finally, among the Committee members, Hanrin Sabuuk, the security division’s comptroller. Also invited and present was my other self, this time in crimson and silver and with her hair styled differently but still lookin’ great; Dakani Grista, the real young acting chief of security operations, and his old boss, now forcibly retired, Aldrath Prang. Last, but not least, was the Security Committee’s chief medical advisor, and the man who made me less than I us’ta be, Jamispur Samoka.
It was a chummy men’s club; besides me and Brandy Two, the only other women around was Mayar’s wife Eyai, who acted as hostess, and a bunch of female servants.
Eyebrows was raised at Sam, dressed the way he was, but the only indignation was at the presence of Aldrath Prang, who clearly was in the doghouse in spades. Seems what done him in was Dakani’s toadyness, which also got him a bunch of gold stars. He got nervous and tipped off Lamdukur that Aldrath was tappin’ the private lines of the Committee members themselves, and the outrage hadn’t died down yet. It was kinda like discoverin’ that the head of Scotland Yard was tappin’ and tapin’ the Queen and the whole damned royal family. Maybe he did; maybe he just didn’t have no young, ambitious son of a bitch to rat on him.
I got the idea that these guys didn’t see much of each other normally; they spent a lot of time talkin’ among themselves and swappin’ stories and information, mostly gossip from the look of it. Couldn’t go by us—we wasn’t the elite; we couldn’t speak their singsong language.
They all spoke English, though, thanks to their machines, so Sam could wander in and out and make nice comments while sippin’ a bourbon and soda. Finally, though, we had them all seated on this big central couch that was sunk into the livin’ room and formed a kinda U, and provided a perfect audience for anybody standin’ in front of the old-fashioned fireplace, which was just where Sam was.
“I know you’re all curious as to why we’ve come together like this,” he began, “so maybe we should get this over with. It’s been a very long, tough road, even though most of the perpetrators were obvious from the start. I admit there are still one or two details I’m hazy about, but I think perhaps we can fill those in over time.”
“We are here only because we respect Mayar Eldrith, sir,” Basuti responded in his usually cold manner, kinda remindin’ me of Addison at her normal self. “If we have come here to listen to the blatherings of some other-worldly egomaniac who has delusions that he has a greater mind than we have, then I, for one, feel insulted.”
“Then you will have to be insulted,” Sam shot back, cool and casual. “The kind of attitude you just displayed is at least partly at the root of this whole thing. However, I will put you to the test. I have assured Vice President Mayar that here, tonight, I can show him the traitor—or traitors—in his own ranks, explain the entire plot against the Company, and put an end to that threat. I can do this for several reasons. For one thing, I am this ignorant, primitive baboon, but I’m very good at what I do. Because I am totally unrestricted by your culture, class, or racial attitudes, I can cut through them. And, because my wife was willing to put herself into the living hell of a nasty and addictive alien substance, I have the additional details I needed. The plot is not stopped. In fact, it is right now underway. You can dismiss me now, go home, and it will come to pass and it will succeed. In fact, they’d have gotten away with it anyway if they hadn’t made it so complex that at least one major mistake was inevitable. Anybody want to leave and let the plot go on?”
They sat and stared at him.
“I thought not. So let’s proceed, shall we? This is such a complex plot, although at its root it’s as simple a set of motives as all crimes, that it will take some time to put all the pieces together for you, and with your help and cooperation. I beg your indulgence.”
“This is intolerable!” muttered Hanrin Sabuuk. “Eldrith, must we put up with this? Why, the man is not even an employee!
“Let the man begin,” the vice president said impatiently. “There is money riding on this. He claims he can solve that which has troubled us most these past three years and indisputably. I told him I did not believe he could do what we failed to do. The amount is substantial; would any of you stake your own fortunes with mine?”
“Bah! What do we have to gain if he cannot?” asked Mukasa.
“You wager money, which you value dearly but won’t really miss,” Sam told them. “My stake is my life, which is forfeit if we fail tonight. It is, I admit, of no value to you but it makes it a very sporting proposition, does it not?”
I gasped. “Sam! No!” But he paid no attention, and the others looked at each other and nodded.
“Very well, continue with this foolishness,” said Dringa wearily. “At least it will be amusing.”
“Interesting, yes, Director, but amusing—I’m afraid not. Not unless you have a very odd sense of humor. Let’s begin right at the beginning. I’m afraid some of what I have to say isn’t all that flattering to you all, but bear with me.
“First of all,” Sam continued, “let’s picture a corporate structure whose positions are basically inherited. This has some advantages if you’re one of the lucky families, but it also has disadvantages considering that the only way to gain a position, let alone move up in it, is by somebody above you dying. With near perfect health and a two-hundred-and-fifty-year lifespan, this can be a problem. I hadn’t considered this relevant until I was informed about you, Director Basuti. A monk, a dedicated holy man committed to his faith, you literally were forced into corporate politics by some unexpected premature deaths in your family line.
“Now, if you’re eighty, or a hundred, when this falls on you, and you really like the job, that’s probably all right and the way it was intended to be when it was set up. But when it was set up, the average lifespan was only a hundred and twenty and families were much larger. You sow your wild oats among the worlds, work at various jobs within the Company, or do what your heart dictates, as Director Basuti did. Now, suddenly, we have a number of high-ranking men in positions while still relatively young for your people and society. You are all fifty to seventy-five. It might well be another twenty or thirty years before you move up. In the meantime, you have great responsibilities but not great powers. You carry out policy, but you not only do not initiate it you don’t even get to argue about it. It must be very frustrating to have to do a job and be expected to do it well, since you can be skipped over for making mistakes when the openings finally come, yet not be able to change or reform policy at all to meet real needs.”
They didn’t say nothin’, but I could see a couple of ’em nodding. He had their attention.
“About four years ago, our subjective time, a small exploiter team was sent far up into Type One territory in the minus direction. It was one of a number sent out all the time by the Office of Exploration and Evaluation, which, I believe, comes under you, Director Dringa. ‘Research and development’—such a nice, all-encompassing term.”
“It is mine now, but not four years ago,” Dringa responded.
“I know, we’ll get to that. At any rate, one of these teams, in search of a rare and needed natural substance, blundered into a world with a very nasty trap in the form of a symbiotic viral creature. It didn’t show up in the preliminary medical checks or even the quarantine and volunteer example because it is strictly a sexually transmitted organism. You can’t even get it by an injection of an infected person’s blood. It trades superb health and immunity from virtually any nongenetic disease in exchange for feeding off the host—a harmless amount, too. This, quite naturally, also produces over a period of millennia a totally homogeneous and incredibly long-lived race and creates a situation where a very low birth rate is mandated.”
Quickly, Sam filled them in on the background of the world where it was found, and how the expedition caught it and was trapped by it.
“Now, then, they followed all the established procedures. They went to their force point and they sent a report as soon as they could of all that they knew. They also requested quarantine and medical study in a safe world and started out, only to suffer the nightmarish and eventually fatal withdrawal. They got back in time on the hope that there was something in that world that would reverse it. They made it, just in time, but not without a couple suffering some fairly dramatic and permanent brain damage. One of the women is partially paralyzed; one of the men has the active intelligence of perhaps a five-year-old child. They sent this report, too, and it was followed up with research instruments and requests for samples.”
“Wait a moment,” Hanrin Sabuuk broke in. “I was head of R & D at that time, and no such report ever reached me.”
“No, it didn’t,” Sam agreed. “Instead, the reports that reached you and were subsequently fed into your computers listed this world as hostile to human habitation and fatal, and the exploiter team were all declared dead. The supplies and other equipment sent up there, and the samples sent back, were all credited to different teams working in the same region. It was spread out well enough that nothing would have been obvious or flagged. What had happened was this. Someone had to receive the initial signals in the routing, and then see in there something that caught his eye. At first, it was probably no more than petty corruption—the idea of controlling a disease or substance that was highly addictive, perhaps. This person needed to know more, so he enlisted the aid of another, highly ambitious man, a medical scientist in the managerial classes who felt frustrated and confined by the narrow limits imposed on him by the Company. He, in turn, had done some work in a couple of worlds and there had met and recruited to the Company’s employ some young scientists in one of those worlds, the most brilliant and impressive of whom was a young man of whom we know very little except that he uses the name Dr. Carlos.”
“We do not recruit scientists,” Dringa commented. “We have an oversupply as it is.”
“Perhaps you don’t, but the Company has thousands of locals in the worlds on which they have stations, as well as bankers, crime lords, and even private investigators. We don’t know what chord was struck between them, but Carlos learned well. He is at least as proficient as his mentor on the medical machines and many other machines of the Company. With these three men, we have the beginnings of a conspiracy. It was Carlos who was set up in a safe world with all the medical and analytical equipment he required. I’m sure we’ll be able to discover how they hid the requisition of these machines and their distribution when we trace the serial numbers through the computer network. Carlos, however, was still limited. He didn’t have access to the best machines and brightest minds in the Company, and he was woefully short of manpower. I can’t prove it, but I believe that it was he who came up with the idea of locating a Nazi-style world, a world in which experimentation on humans existed and a party elite answerable to no one if they held on to power reigned. There was such a world with a Company station. The stationmaster was impersonating a powerful party leader named Rupert Conrad Vogel.”
“Ah, yes, we know about him,” Mukasa said.
“You do and you don’t. You see, they were very clever. Vogel received orders to carry out experiments using supplies of this viral agent with his normal company mail, under a Most Secret clearance. The orders came from very high in the Company hierarchy. He had no reason to doubt them, or that he was doing what the Company wanted. Vogel’s own projects were equally clever. The virus was represented as something discovered on that world only recently. They were put to work analyzing it, diagramming it, and, of course, seeing what it would do to human subjects, both its powers and limitations. Vogel got his supplies of the agent—actually the semen of both the trapped humans and males of the native race there, repacked into injection capsules in minimal doses—with his normal Company pouches. He had no idea they were being smuggled into the mail system by Carlos and those few he had recruited to help him, with the aid of some corrupt people in the transport union. It was perfect, as far as it went, since Vogel supplied the raw data and Carlos could then reinterpret it in light of knowing its true origins.”
“But we know all this,” Mayar Eldrith pointed out. “You are only filling in the details.”
“I asked for patience. During the experimentation, it was discovered that the viral agent reproduced only sexually, but created microscopic, specialized reproductive units. These units were present in male and female subjects, but they were malformed, weak, and tended to break up when expelled from the body. This was very fortunate considering the heightened promiscuity of all the infected subjects, since a few could quickly create a plague, but it also indicated that the reason the thing broke down was because it lacked some certain chemical element. Vogel’s people searched for that missing link but couldn’t find it, and I doubt if they would have used it if they had. But this very fact turned what had begun as basically an illegal side operation with potential business uses to something else.”
“Now we’re finally getting somewhere,” Basuti grumbled. I noticed, though, that all the others was listenin’ real good, and ones like Dakani and Jamispur hadn’t said a word.
“Now, I won’t take up any of your time detailing the viral agent or how it works. We all know that. But our man back here, the one who started it all, began to think along more ambitious lines. In my world, we once had a woman who became infamous in history as Typhoid Mary. Typhoid was a particularly virulent killer disease, easily transmitted and quite fatal. Mary was found to be literally infested with the disease, but she didn’t catch it. She was a carrier, immune herself to its awful effects but able to give it to almost anyone she touched. Now this fellow started to wonder what a Typhoid Mary, or perhaps many Typhoid Marys, would do to this world. Suppose they were introduced as professional courtesans at a party like this one, for the high and mighty. Not everyone would partake, of course, but some would, and there would be other opportunities. Now you begin to go into withdrawal, but someone, an agent for the top man, could offer you not a cure, perhaps, but a daily fix that would keep you going and even cure what you might catch. Ask your doctors—no mind can tolerate that withdrawal, not even any of yours. Right, Jamispur?”
The doc nodded. “It is true. Within a few hours of the onset of withdrawal you would kill your family and cut off your leg for it. It is not a matter of will; the thing is in control of your mind and its sole imperative is survival.”
“They wouldn’t snare Basuti,” Mukasa chuckled. “He has a permanent vow of celibacy.” He stopped a moment. “Say—that’s right . . . ”
Eyes went to Basuti, all lookin’ at him funny, but he ignored them. “The plot is an infantile concoction of this madman,” he said. “First, you would have to find the missing agent. Second, you would have to get that agent into this world, something I find impossible to believe. Third, you would have to have some way of continuing to import it.”
“Oh, once they had enough people—most of you, say, and some key security people, they wouldn’t need subterfuge. They could get all of it in they wanted,” Sam pointed out. “But, you’re right. The thing was, that original, stranded exploiter team finally figured it out. It was literally under their noses all the time but it was so obvious and yet so alien they failed to recognize it. The staple food here is haipi, and pardon my mispronunciation. There’s some haipi in these snacks right here. Where I come from, it’s potatoes, rice, beans—you name it. The rainbow weed was the number-one staple of the origin world. It grew like wildfire all over the place and was eaten all the time in every imaginable way by just about everybody. They long suspected it was something in the diet or something in the forms and balance of radiation in sun, soil, or water, and they very courageously self-experimented to find what it was, but rainbow weed was the last thing they tried because it was everywhere.
“When they discovered this, they sent the seed pods down to Carlos to analyze and grow others, and our man went into action. Under a cover, he had agents on the colonial worlds of your people recruit, perhaps even kidnap, young women under twenty years of age, and, by virtue of his committee authority, flagged their Labyrinth IDs as security recognized and moved them out. Carlos had already prepared a place for them, a camp in a world without Company personnel but near the so-called stroke seven worlds like mine, in a primitive jungle where there was an uncharted weak spot. There the girls were hypnoscanned to be unable to access their entire past, and a new, simpler, rougher past consistent with that world was brought forward. They were given cosmetology treatments to change their hair, alter their eyes, vary their skin color, and the rest. They were hooked on the drug, which made them quite suitable as prostitutes and dancers. The only problem was, Carlos had few people and a lot of other work to do. There was no way he could handle up to fifty girls, as there eventually were, about the limit for the amount of the agent, or ‘juice,’ that the team up in the origin world could produce and ship, allowing for accidents and unexpected losses. In the end, it was decided to take a leaf from the Company’s own method of operation.”
They was all ears now, and all of ’em looked downright uncomfortable. I begun to worry that maybe they was all in it.
“Oh, I forgot to mention Addison. I shouldn’t, she’s a key player and there are things even the one here who knows her well doesn’t know about her. She had relatives in one of the colony worlds, and she was a mistress of a Security Committee member so she had a security code and legitimate reason to go back and forth. She was, then, the liaison between our man here, who couldn’t leave, and Carlos. She had a safe world where she could undergo a rather startling metamorphosis into a cold, plain-looking woman who had only superficial resemblance to the women of this world, and she did it all without high tech machines. She came from a family of professional performers and she knew just how to do it and do it right. She was also a quite accomplished method actress, who, when Addison, was really a different personality. Colored contact lenses and tinted glasses added the final touch. She approached Arnie Siegel, a major criminal boss in the northern hemisphere, about the girls. He was big and powerful enough to cover for her, and she was able to hand him some Company gadgets and secrets that made it easy for him to evade the law and gave him an edge on possibly knocking over his own boss, a fellow named Wycliffe, who was ignorant of the affair. The only ones he let in on it were people he owned, body and soul, such as the master pimp Edward ‘Fast Eddie’ Small, who would take over Siegel’s position when Siegel moved up, and gunmen personally loyal who would oversee the project’s security.”
“You mean they turned fifty girls of our race into whores for this—this—filthy world?” Hanrin Sabuuk seemed real angry and upset at that.
“Yes, because this not only assured them the preservation of the fifty with no effort on their part, and also because by then Aldrath, here, had by sheer accident stumbled into the very existence of this agent, or drug, and knew just from its existence that the plot had to be very ambitious and go very high. His big attention was on Vogel, since that’s where the experiments were and he knew Vogel had to know who was behind it, but he sent a couple of agents to scout around this other world and set something up just in case. The agents went completely by the book and followed absolutely standard procedures; as a result, they were led by the nose by ones who already knew the book to Lindy Crockett, a New York private eye with mob connections, and were highly impressed with her. They should have been. She was carefully coached on what to say and do to impress them. She was more than connected; she was the chief private eye agency handling the Wycliffe mob’s investigations. From that point on, there was a constant flow of information from Crockett, all of it written by the very people she was supposed to be investigating. It checked out and was mostly truthful; it was just worthless. She gave Aldrath Addison and Carlos, which was safe enough, but said they couldn’t be photographed and gave slightly distorted descriptions and sketches so they wouldn’t be recognized even if they were next to the sketches. She sent the news of Carlos’s operation in Guiana, but only after it had served its purpose and was already pretty well closed down. And you, Aldrath, took that information and fed it into the computer and came to all the conclusions they wanted you to.”
Aldrath shrugged. “A detective is only as good as his information.”
“But you were so certain that this was a sideline, a minor offshoot, that you didn’t even keep permanent security personnel there to independently check it out. You see, you’re vulnerable to this because you all have sealed yourself off here, away from the action. All of you are only as good as your information, and your computers believe what they’re told to believe. The origin world was listed as lethal and useless, so you ignored it. Nobody even dared poke their head in and check it out. The data banks were sacred, couldn’t be tampered with. Maybe they can’t be—but all that means is that you tamper with the data you feed into them. You were had. You’ve got thousands of stations out there. Who’s going to check to see if a hypnoscanner was really ordered by a station authorized to get one and that they received it? So long as the order is proper and lawfully entered, and so is the receipt, you don’t really know where that damned equipment went.”
“A physical audit of everything is impossible in so vast a system,” Mukasa noted. “We know there’s a certain amount of built-in graft, but we try to keep it to acceptable levels.”
“Uh huh. The trouble is, you don’t know when that level’s reached unacceptable. So, now we’re set up. They are rolling and they have their active agent. The rainbow weed even grows well and apparently normally in worlds more in our line. Its molecular structure and balance seem identical to the parent’s. The trouble is, it doesn’t work. The addicts like it, but they still need their shot. It grows quickly, so you plant it every damned place you safely can—on the hundreds and hundreds of safe worlds. Nobody cares about the safe worlds except as havens and rest stops, so nobody ever bothers to look, say, ten, or perhaps a hundred, miles from the rest areas and supplies. I’ll bet if you do you’ll find this crazy-looking stuff multiplying like crazy. It’s going to be the kudzu of parallel worlds.”
“What is this kudzu?” Hanrin asked.
“Never mind. You’ll see what I mean in time. At just this time, we threw them a real curve. Aldrath revealed that he was going to kidnap Vogel and had sealed off access to Vogel’s world. Now Vogel couldn’t be reached without betraying a hand. You know that story, too, in gruesome detail. We went crazy trying to figure out how in hell you could know the precise instant from three different parallel worlds that some specific person would be going through the particular entrance cube. Then it hit us. Vogel gave us the slip but took Brandy with him; as a result, we could track him because her security code included a tracker and was superimposed over her old code. The ambush was painfully simple. They simply waited until their devices, set to Brandy’s tracking broadcaster, all went beep together and moved. The object was first and foremost to kill Vogel, of course, but if they could they were also told to spare Brandy. She got away with a wound, since in that confined space it was impossible to guarantee anything. I got a head wound, which was real bad but not fatal. They couldn’t do much, but they were prepared in case anyone survived except Brandy, since they would certainly be rushed to the Center—after quarantine and examination. That gave them, ahead of time, the names of any survivors, namely me, and the nature and extent of the wound. Again, they pulled their favorite trick.
“Care at the Center for most things is automated and computer controlled and monitored. The physician with his diagnostic computer just puts in the treatment and the like and it’s done. Knowing it was a head wound and which doctor was alerted, they used the standard security taps on all medical emergencies and intercepted the doctor’s instructions, adding a small extra detail, a slightly higher level of a support drug that would keep me comatose indefinitely. It was such a fine difference it took months before any doctor noticed it and questioned it.”
“Who could tap into the medical line with such knowledge and finesse?” Mayar asked.
“In a minute, sir. First, why Brandy? Well, first of all, they’d just lost their experimental subjects and the heat was on. It was going to be dangerous to bring in more than small quantities of the needed semen in the future. My death—or, as it turned out, my coma—sent her into severe depression. They knew her well, had her entire mental profile. She would go in after the only lead left. This did them several favors. First, since Brandy went in and would be giving detailed, inside reports, Aldrath would hold off on a major commitment there pending what she found. Second, they could control those reports, via Crockett, and keep Aldrath more concerned about Brandy’s safety than about what was actually there. Finally, they already had a Brandy of their own, one taken in the usual manner from a world close to ours but where the duplicate’s life was, shall we say, less fortunate and the individual more opportunist.”
Brandy Two smiled. “How sweet.”
“The idea was an eventual switch. Brandy Two would be primed and sent back as Brandy One. They were very impressed by our Brandy, and none too sure that she could or would carry out their orders implicitly, hooked or not. There were a few circumstances in the Vogel tests where people committed suicide rather than face an impossible alternative. They couldn’t take the chance. Brandy Two, as Brandy One, would have Aldrath’s confidence here and Bill Markham’s at home. She would also be an effective test case if they found the right element for their plot, since she could walk right into this world of yours on a security pass.”
“Impossible!” Mukasa shouted. “You go too far. It is precisely because such twins exist that we have our unique security codes. Even twins from adjacent worlds who have precisely the same history and development will show up as different individuals under our system.”
“And so would both of them—but they don’t. They don’t, because Brandy One’s original code still has the security code and tracker superimposed on it and that drowns out and supersedes the old code. That code is intended to be temporary and so it’s not in the master identification system as such.”
“But only the security medical technician who imposed it would know that specific code and be able to provide it for duplication!” Mayar pointed out.
“Exactly so. Isn’t that right, Chief Medical Security Advisor Jamispur?”
The doc jumped. “Look here, if you’re implying that I’m a part of this conspiracy—”
“I apologize, sir. I was not implying anything. I am saying that you are the medical technician who knew and took Carlos under your wing when you were younger. I am saying that you were the ambitious and frustrated scientist tapped by our man to set this all up. That’s why you got promoted to Chief Medical Security Advisor, so you could be in the best position for this.”
“Now, hold on! I picked Jamispur!” Mayar said.
“How?”
“Why—computer records, job performance and proficiency, medical and psychiatric evaluations. The usual. He was the best man for the job.”
“Of course he was. Because for several years our man had been letting the computer know all about Jamispur—exactly what they both wanted. He probably scored ninety-nine out of a possible hundred. Doesn’t pay to be absolutely perfect. Your computer picked him from among the staff after that tragic flyer ‘accident’ killed his predecessor. Garbage in, garbage out. How does it feel to be garbage, Doc?”
“This is outrageous!” Jamispur stormed. “I will not sit here and allow any more of this insanity to continue!”
“Oh, yes, you will,” said young Dakani softly, speaking for the first time. The tone left no doubt that the doc was gonna stay, whether tied up and muzzled or comfortable. Dakani and he was the same class; no political or jurisdictional problems there.
“It had to be Jamispur all along. He was the only one who could duplicate the security code. He was the only one who could feed that code to Carlos and his accomplices, via Addison, so that they could set their own tracers for the ambush. He was the only one who had the complete medical and psychiatric history of Brandy One and even had the opportunity right from the start to plant the seed in her mind that if anything happened to me she’d do what she did. As chief medical security advisor, he could tap into any of the Center’s lines as well as just call security at the station and know exactly what to do to neutralize me—all by phone, or its equivalent, here, with his trusty little computer and all those wonderful access codes a top security position gives you. What was it, Doc? Ambition? Blackmail? Or did they just keep refusing to let you experiment on your own with people?”
“I have rights here. I do not have to answer to the likes of you,” the doc responded kinda surly.
“No doubt. And no doubt you’re good enough to have booby-trapped your own mind and memories. We start probing and prying and it all goes away. Don’t worry, Doc. We’re not even gonna try that stuff. We’ll just walk you down to this little room, strip you, tie you to the bed so you can’t hurt yourself, and give you as many jolts of this stuff you seem to love so much as it takes until you’re hooked. We’ll let the two ladies, here, handle it all. They know all about how to do it, thanks to you. All we need is a name. It’s a name we already know, but your supporting testimony will give Dakani, here, the right of immediate arrest. I’m sure our big man hasn’t booby-trapped his brain. We’ll learn the rest from him.”
Jamispur was sweatin’ somethin’ awful. I didn’t even know these people could sweat till then, and it looked mighty sweet to me. “Don’t,” he managed, his voice just a hoarse whisper. “I’ll tell.”
“Sorry, Doc, that ain’t enough,” Sam told him. “You could give any name here and then stall for time, hoping that you’d get sprung. It has to be our route, while these gentlemen here remain as the vice president’s pampered guests.”

Suddenly Jamispur leaped from the couch toward Sam. Me, my twin, and Dakani all moved ’bout the same time, shovin’ him back so he fell right into that whole mess of Directors. There was absolute chaos, everybody strugglin’ with everybody and shoutin’ curses in two languages, nobody clear what was what, when, just like in one of them thirties thrillers, the lights went out and plunged the room into darkness.
There was more shouts, but the lights was back on in maybe a minute and we finally untangled. Well, most of us did. Considerin’ how much melodrama we seen so far, I really wasn’t all that surprised to see that Jamispur didn’t get up. He had one of them fondue forks right through his throat, and he was gaspin’ for air but not makin’ a sound. By the time we did what we could, he was dead.
Sam looked over at Dakani, who was lookin’ back at someplace in the hall. The young man then turned back. “Did you get it?” Sam asked him.
“I got it. But I kind of hoped it wouldn’t be fatal.”
“Sorry,” Sam replied with an apology. “I thought he’d use one of the butter knives. I’m out of the wrong society to even think of fondue forks.”
Basuti turned, sweatin’ too, and wiped his face nervously. “All right—you’ve convinced us there’s a true traitor here, but you’ve just lost your only identification of him. You’ll never get any prints off that fork handle. It’s a rough-grip handle.”
“Nice of you to notice that. You might be a detective yet. Well, I admit I didn’t really expect more than an attempt, but this will do nicely. I regret not being able to deliver a smoking gun, but I think a smoking fondue fork will do just as well, although from the sound of it I can see why nobody ever used it in the old stories.”
I watched Dakani Grista vanish back into another room, then come back, lookin’ real grave. I had to hand it to Sam. I never woulda believed that anybody this slick woulda ever gone for it. I mean, our man still had lots of friends around. Bide your time while the doc got juiced and make your getaway.
“I’m afraid you’ve all been the victim of a very melodramatic setup,” Sam told them. “The fact was, though, I really couldn’t lose by it. If Jamispur hadn’t lunged at me, or tried for a getaway, we wouldn’t have pulled it and we’d have taken three to five days to get our absolute evidence. Fortunately, none of you have ever seen a vintage detective thriller movie. I presented the motive, opportunity, and method to commit a murder here tonight, and after all was chaos, partly aided and abetted by my two lovely cohorts in crime here and the very dubious Dakani, we even killed the lights, an obvious setup if ever there was one, but since we had our man backed into a corner and made certain we didn’t give him enough time to think about good fortune, he took what appeared to be a wondrous stroke of luck to do away with the only witness who could credibly finger him. And so we can all let Dakani do his duty and get it out in the open now, by fingering the man we—Brandy and I, at least—have known was behind this from the start.”
“Mukasa Lamdukur,” said the security man, “I hereby suspend your rights under the Security Act on the grounds of treason and murder.”
Mukasa stared at him. “You are both insane. You have no right to do this.”
“Well, it wasn’t hard to figure out once both Brandy and I were thinking straight again,” Sam told him. “At that first, brief, dinner meeting in this very room, before the Vogel affair, you made a slip and had to cover it. You betrayed a fairly complete knowledge of my world, something you shouldn’t have known unless it had been of particular study and interest to you.”
“I told you—I was there, or very near there, when I was young.”
“Yes. World War II, I believe. But we were told that no one from your class is allowed to go to any world that does not have a full station and Company operation, for obvious security reasons. The Company wasn’t even there in the forties. It didn’t establish its first outpost there until the mid-fifties, ten years after the war, and it didn’t establish a full station until the sixties. We had been discussing war, so when you made your slip you covered with a war. The war Vogel’s side won in his world and lost in ours. Why lie, unless you had something to hide? Unless you had been personally researching the world of Brandy and me with the idea of making a switch and eliminating a number of possible irritants at once? It wasn’t enough to hang anything on you that would stick, but it was enough to tell us which one of you it was. When I was able to check, I discovered that, four years ago, you had the communications post now held by Director Basuti, the newest member and the cause of the musical chairs in the group. Communications—who would get the first frantic messages from that exploiter team. Communications—which, by its very nature, is the post that gets all the information fed into the computers first. And now, operations, where you can issue clearances, monitor all security personnel, and get any question answered with no problems.”
“You are guessing. You can prove nothing,” he snarled.
“Dakani?”
The security man clapped his hands, and a big paintin’ on the wall over the fireplace winked out, much to my surprise. It was like some kinda big, flat, square TV screen. The scene on it was of lousy quality but it was clear enough. All of our clearly recognizable outlines was there, and then Jamispur lunges, we go into our act, forcin’ him between Basuti and Mukasa, and there is Mukasa’s hand, almost by accident, hittin’ the fondue fork, takin’ it out, and then rolling and stabbin’ the doc in the throat while he pushed against the doc’s head with his other hand. Then he rolls away.
“I’m not against high tech when it’s useful,” Sam told them. “We often use infrared and other means to get photos and information in the dark back in my world. I figured they’d have an even more improved model here. We mounted it last night behind the mantelpiece. At least five technicians in various places caught it independently on their own machines. Two were witnessed by representatives of the President and the Chairman.”
Mukasa seemed almost to wilt. In a flash he’d gone from the most confident man around to a scared little boy.
“Oh, relax, Mukasa,” Sam told him. “The truth is, you just did yourself a favor. When is your mistress, Ioyeo, due back from visiting her sisters and mother in the colonies?”
“S—she’s back. Oh, the curses of the Nine Hells, she’s dead, damn it all. I had to do it. Don’t you see? She showed herself to Brandy, here. They knew she was Addison. But Ioyeo played around, as she was told to. She’s serviced everybody here except Basuti.”
“Maybe it was all for the best,” I put in. “For her sake, too. Then she never got to make love to you one last time.”
He looked strange. “Yes, she did. Last night. That’s when I . . . Oh, gods! She just looked up at me, her eyes wide, and even in death she had this look of total surprise.”
“Not half as surprised as you gonna be in a few hours, honey,” Brandy Two noted sourly.
Dakani was quick. “Did you make love to any other woman since? Or anybody else where semen was exchanged?”
“Why, yes. I felt—charged up. It was the first time I ever had to do anything like that myself and I got—a thrill. It was exciting. It was pure power. I slept like a log afterward, and after I woke up today I had the longest, most passionate session with my wife I’ve had in years. If she’d turned me on like that in the past ten years I’d never have even had Ioyeo.”
Dakani was already on the communicator. I just hoped his missus wasn’t feelin’ so turned on she had a few boy whores on the side. Hell, this scheme of theirs might work anyways!
Sam looked at him. “It’s almost a fitting punishment. You never knew just how much she hated you. You never even guessed how much she hated all of you, this Company, this world, this whole system. She was the fifty-first Typhoid Mary, and the first to come in. She hated you so much that she was willing to destroy her own mind, kill that brilliant if tragic intellect, just to make you the first victim. To spread it beyond any hope of containment. This thing thinks that humans are only turned on for a few days a year, so every day it sees we can screw profitably, it forces us to do just that, early and often. It’s just a virus; it doesn’t think. Every day is just one of those few to it.”
“Oh, my gods and demons!” Mukasa moaned. He knowed now what we already did.
“Carlos, too, sacrificed much,” Sam continued. “You see, she loved him. He was—is—a genius, a brilliant man from apparently a very poor and very oppressed race. He had passion, commitment, and was everything she ever dreamed of in a man. He loved her dearly, yet he did this to her, at her request. He is one hell of a man, and, after this, if we can’t track him down and pick him up through the agents here, he will be the most dangerous and deadly human being in all the universes.”
An obviously shaken Mayar Eldrith got some of his composure back. “But—so she was double-crossing him? Why? She had everything. Everything!”
I looked around at all them silver-spoon, upper-class, First Royal Family types and I felt sick. “They ain’t never gonna understand, Sam. Let ’em eat cake.”
“But what, exactly, was the plot?” Basuti asked us when all had been calmed down. “I can understand motive, yes, on both their parts, but I just can’t see how they were going to take control and get that substance in.”
“First of all, it didn’t matter to Addison—Ioyeo—or Carlos if they did get the substance in. They had thirty hours from their last drink of the rainbow weed pulp to get the girls in after the setup and party was all arranged and infect as many upper-class types as possible. Because of Mukasa’s last embrace with Ioyeo, we wound up with six cases so far and maybe more. Imagine what half a dozen initial ones would have done. The cornerstone of security and the corporate classes would have been devastated before they knew what hit them. That was all Addison and Carlos wanted. The destruction. But they did have a way, and they made Brandy prove it would work by walking through.”
“What? How’s that?”
“Once they found the one that worked, or actually a way to get almost any normal rainbow weed to work, they gave it to both Brandys and took samples from their vaginal areas. They found live, complete viral reproductive units there. They gave them pulped but not pureed bulbs that grow on top of the stalks—the seed pods. They contain millions of tiny seeds and they are resistant to tremendous amounts of things. They are, among other things, indigestible but harmless. Only some of those fifty girls, restored to their original looks, being the correct race, would be used to spread the infection. The first, small group, only a couple, would be brought in as mistresses from the colonies under their original codes. Everyone of your race has the right to come here, at least for visits. The families are too closely interrelated. The scanners would pick up swallowed balloons, and even just clusters of foreign things where they shouldn’t be. But they were not set to pick up addicts alone—a very complex process, finding one virus that you could only kill by killing the person—but only unusual things. Each of the girls would be fed till they burst with seed pods. Once away, they would be given diarrhetics. The human feces, with the seeds, would have been spread in a private greenhouse. The girls could then conveniently be discovered to be addicts in withdrawal and sent to the Center.”
“Yeah,” I added. “In just two or three weeks that greenhouse would be up to its armpits in rainbow weed.”
“With all the alien races coming in and out and all the field people, it was impossible to scan the normal food and wastes that might show up in the scan, even if that scan showed odd material. It usually did, since people have different foods and diets,” Sam pointed out. “Short of forcing everyone, regardless of race or class or what, to take an enema and have their stomach pumped, there’s no way to guard against this.”
“And what was the secret of the plant’s missing ingredient?” Mayar asked.
“It wasn’t soil, certainly, nor geographic position. The thing was a plant that converted sunlight into food without chlorophyll. It was sunlight-dependent if it didn’t need much else. There are differences in the amount of solar radiation, and the type and degree, even within one world, and they subtly vary every world away. The exact balance of the origin world was required for maximum efficiency. Any variations and it was below maximum photosynthesis. It was actually a slight excess of one of those chemicals that made the difference. You’ll have to get the chemists to tell you just why it’s not obviously different in analysis, but I think it’s the same stuff as on the other worlds, only when it has an excess it converts it somehow into an allied chemical, and that’s the one. No excess, no biochemical waste. Any good greenhouse with special lights and the exact radiation balance of the origin world can duplicate it, giving you perfect rainbow weed that will sustain this virus indefinitely.”
“Yeah, and if they hadn’t made two big mistakes, it’d all worked and most of this world would have been under ’em in a couple of weeks,” I pointed out. “One was fallin’ for the same trap y’all was in here. Things was goin’ so good, and they was so dedicated and radical and ruthless they got real cocky, started doin’ side deals they didn’t have to do. Me, for example. They figured when I come back from Vogel’s place they’d stick me under Jamispur’s machines and he could restore me and program me and all the rest. But I got shot, and Sam wasn’t dead, so I went to the Center instead, and I had them do it. But not all of it. I ain’t never been able to have straight hair in my life and I hate cornrows with a passion. Friend of mine went bald wearin’ them things. And we girls spend millions a year tryin’ to get our complexion creamy smooth and totally even. I kept the hair and the complexion. When I finally showed up down there, I didn’t look like my twin. They couldn’t make no switch, so they had to nab me and hook me, too.”
“Then, when they knew they were near, they got arrogant,” Sam said. “They did a quickie search and recruitment for a down-and-out Sam Horowitz who was corrupt as hell. We didn’t think they’d do it, but we were ready for them when they did. There aren’t very many of me. I’m not sure if that’s reassuring or depressing. I nailed him in the Labyrinth. I talked to him first, because I just wasn’t sure I could kill myself. I forced him into an available world and we had a talk. He had Nazis and concentration camps in his world, too. He lost the same relatives I had. It didn’t bother him a bit. Not a bit. Before I knew it, I’d blown his fucking face in.”
“That meant they thought they had Sam Two when they actually had Sam back home,” I added. “We had a real go-round. He finally showed us that only by helpin’ him did we guarantee our supply. He turned us in and our job was to press, finagle, or in some way get one or both of us to the origin world. See, that was their final and biggest mistake. More’n once they used that damned trackin’ gizmo inside me for their own ends, includin’ wastin’ Vogel. Carlos was so busy and so sure of himself, and Addison had so much on her mind and one corner of it on the clock, they never bothered to take it out or turn it off. Since we was the only two addicts they had left not of their own race, Sam and Bill felt sure that they wouldn’t do nothin’ bad to us till they had their cure, their agent. We was the only guinea pigs they had.”
Sam sighed. “Well, that about wraps it all up.” He downed the last of his drink.
“Uh uh. You forgot one thing. Who killed Siegel and then helped me escape into the Labyrinth? That’s the only part that has me completely confused,” I said.
“Oh, Addison killed Siegel, just as you thought. The only thing unusual was the reason for that argument. It was you.”
“Huh? Me?
“Yeah. She wanted you for experimental or sentimental or whatever purposes; she had personally dropped off the load of filled shot capsules earlier in the evening. That’s why the Labyrinth was running when you first saw it. The guards knew her, so they didn’t think anything was wrong with it. Then she went into town to make some phone calls, probably to discover why Carlos, who should have been there, was not. She was just going back, but saw the office light on and went in to have a talk with him. She had seen you earlier out running, so she knew you were here, and decided to take you with her, probably to their safe world hideout, until the rest of the plans played out. Siegel refused. They got into a bad argument in which Siegel revealed inadvertently how much he knew and understood about all this, which was far more than he should have. Whether this was just his people monitoring Carlos closely and the Brandy Two project or what we’ll never know. She lost her temper and shot him. She was used to being in charge, but suddenly it occurred to her that she was in a very bad position in a house completely surrounded by Siegel’s most trusted bodyguards. She did a force on the Labyrinth with a remote device, which drew the guards, and she couldn’t get away.
“In the meantime, you’d discovered the body, gotten rashly accused of the murder—you know better than to pick up a murder weapon, damn it!—and tried to shoot your way out. Addison had no choice when she saw this. You polished off a number of the guards, and she picked off the rest. This meant you would get away, something she hadn’t planned on, but also cleared the way for her to come out, blame you for the crime, and take a leisurely exit of her own.”
“Uh huh. Two things wrong there, though. First, where did the rest of the juice go? I shoulda had hundreds of capsules in that case. And, second, how do you know all this? Everybody who was there ’cept me is dead, and I didn’t know.”
“The rest of the capsules had gone directly into Siegel’s office wall safe, of course, to be picked up and sent down to Fast Eddie the next day by plane. The remaining package was yours. He planned on you being around awhile. For some reason, he wanted you bad enough to risk Addison. In the end, for all his power and money, Arnie Siegel was a very lonely man whose own success required him to be totally paranoid at all times. He couldn’t have the shadow dancers permanently. You were probably the only human being in his whole world he could trust absolutely. As for my source of information—you’re still a hell of a detective. You figure it out.” He got up like he was goin’ someplace.
“Sam—”
“Not now, Brandy. We’ll talk tomorrow.” And, with that, he made his excuses and left. I started after him, but Aldrath stopped me, then took me over in a corner.
“I think you proved conclusively tonight that it was time I retired,” he said. “It was a rather stunning and embarrassing collection of deduction, hard work, and theatrics, but the root cause was my own failures.”
I kept lookin’ after where Sam disappeared. My mind wasn’t on no more small talk.
“Don’t you know how he knew, Brandy?”
I started and turned to him. “Huh?”
“He was there. Once he recovered here and then found out what had happened to you from me, there was no stopping him. He wanted no one notified, not even Crockett. He trusted nobody and nothing. In the close to a year you were shadow dancing, he managed to research and even worm his way into confidences. He had a fair amount of money—he took it in in precious metals and converted it—and he knew his job. In only three months he managed to get a job with the Crockett agency. I have no idea what sort of means he used to come up with the credentials and background, but I suppose he knew just what she would look for and how she’d find it, being in the business himself. He watched over you, Brandy. And he kept me from going in full tilt with squads and invading the operation. He felt we could get far more by letting it run.”
“He was sure right.” Sam . . . there all the time.
We was fast approachin’ that time I didn’t want to think about. “What will happen to us? And to the shadow dancers?”
“The events of tonight will not be kept under wraps very long. When Carlos hears that the plot is compromised, he will undoubtedly finish off the shadow dancers and regroup. When he hears that Ioyeo, his Addison, is dead, he will redouble his efforts. He has no clearance to headquarters, but he has a lot of skill and knowledge and equipment and at least a small organization. As Sam said, until we capture or kill him, he will be the most dangerous man alive. Undoubtedly they will be going through every single detail of Jamispur’s life trying to figure out the connection. They must have been together quite some time. At least we’ll find out who he is and where he came from.”
“And us?” We’d been in on everything, but both Brandy Two and me had been kept under close watch and restrictions. We was Typhoid Marys, too.
“Well, everyone with the live reproducible virus will be under strict quarantine restrictions. You will be kept with your double here tonight and locked in, as before. Tomorrow, you both will be transferred to the Center for tests, after which you will have some hard decisions to make.”
“What kinda decisions?”
“Options for the future. Someday, perhaps soon, we might be able to stabilize this thing, but its very nature will require taking something every day for life. Wait for the doctors. They’ll explain it.”
“Aldrath—promise me. Promise me that you won’t let Sam leave till I made them decisions. Will you do that much for me?”
“I think I can guarantee that much. Farewell, Brandy. You and Sam cost me my job, but you saved my world. I have children. I can’t be angry with you for that.”
Then they came to take me back up to my comfortable prison I shared with my twin. I didn’t see Sam till the next day, and it was clear he was comin’ off a real drunk. Still, they let me have some time with him.
“Sam—I heard what you done back at Siegel’s. Damn it, I do love you, Sam. There’s gotta be a way for this to work out. For us.”
“How?” he managed, his head poundin’ somethin’ awful. I could tell. I knowed they had hangover cures here and I got the idea he just didn’t want one. “Brandy, they’re going to convert Carlos’s old safe world into a quarantine colony. Any who have the full virus, and any who for some reason wish to join them, will be able to do so. They will be researching this thing for years to come. In a short time that colony will be able to provide a small supply of the semen for capsules, allowing some people limited mobility elsewhere so long as they take the capsules and can’t transmit the virus. It’ll be a leper colony, but a very pleasant and self-governing one. Owl” He felt his head.
“Sam—you know how hard it is. The only way out for me is to take the cure, and you saw all them folks who took the cure. Not a one of ’em is right. I love you, Sam. I really do. Come with us to this place. It ain’t so bad, and we’d still be together. Maybe they need a private eye.”
“Forget it, babe. I can do a car chase at a hundred and ten miles an hour through city traffic but I can’t stand roller coasters. Know why? I can’t stand not to be in full control. Besides, it wouldn’t be the way you imagine. You have your full intellect, but it’s untempered. You have no inhibitions and no brakes except what is necessary for your own survival. You know that even now you’re only being civilized because they’ll shoot you if you aren’t. You aren’t human anymore. Love and lust are synonyms to you. The only meaningful concept of right and wrong you have is that what gives pleasure to you or is necessary for your survival is right. It won’t let you get hurt, it won’t let you get depressed for long, and there’s no guilt, no sense of responsibility. That’s why I couldn’t take the stuff myself. A Jew without guilt is just a Unitarian. The Almighty would strike me dead for it. Right now, you want me, and you have that cultural and intellectual knowledge of right and wrong, but there’s no sense on the gut level. I can’t handle that.”
“Damn it, Sam! Then I’ll take the capsules. Move back in to Philadelphia and our world. It can be like it was before.”
“Really? You’d be picking up the cab driver and the laundry man and every jock you met at the health club or on the streets while you exercise. I wouldn’t have a wife, I’d have a wildly promiscuous and uncontrollable daughter I couldn’t depend on personally or professionally.”
“Look—you control the capsules. I’d have to do just what you said, act just the way you wanted.”
He looked appalled. “My god! You can’t even see how that sounds. I don’t want to own somebody. I don’t want a slave. I want an equal partner who sticks with me and puts up with me because she loves me.” He looked up at the security guards and made a motion. “Good-bye, babe. I need a drink.”



THE SHADOW DANCERS

11. A Party at Mayar Eldrith’s

Nobody who didn’t know and understand Sam Horowitz wouldn’t’a guessed that he was depressed, upset, or anything but in heaven that evenin’. And it weren’t faked or nothin’; he really was supercharged and as excited as a little kid, and he would be until this all was done. Only then, maybe a few days later, would he come crashin’ down. That was the bottom line for me; this was the climax of his whole life, and once you done passed the climax, baby, and there’s nobody around to share with and care about, what’s the use of livin’?
See, when Sam was a little boy he us’ta see all them old detective movies—only they wasn’t all that old, then. Between the neighborhood B movies and the early days of TV, though, he musta seen every Thin Man, Philip Marlowe, Sam Spade, Sherlock Holmes, Charlie Chan—you name it. And he went to the library in Baltimore, which is a real big one, and got out and read everything there was by Chandler and Hammett and all the rest.
Now, don’t get him wrong. He never did much thinkin’ ’bout bein’ no cop, let alone no private eye, except maybe in his fantasies. In fact, he hated police work, thought it was the dullest, least thrillin’ job in the world. Hell, he didn’t even like guns. After four years with the Air Force police and a few more on the Bristol vice squad, he was still scared of ’em, wouldn’t have one around unless the safety of somebody innocent—not himself—demanded it. He wasn’t even a particularly good shot.
No, what Sam was in love with in the work was pretty much what I got trapped by, too: not the way it was, but the way it shoulda been. The way Marlowe and Spade and the Continental Op and Nick and Nora Charles did it.
Now, there was several ways we coulda settled this case, at least, mostly just with a big set of moves and then explain everything in the paperwork and to the legal boys who’d have to prosecute and punish the bad guys. Hell, I coulda explained it and wrapped it myself. But the Company owed him, owed us for this, and they was willin’ to indulge us.
So, there we was at headquarters, at Mayar Eldrith’s palatial lodge, where it all began, and we was hostin’ a party. Yeah, a real party, too—with all sorts of fancy delicacies and drinks and all the rest. Since Mayar had done the invitin’, there wasn’t no way to get out of it, neither.
All his life, since he was a kid, Sam had dreamed of havin’ all the suspects together in one room while he, the brilliant detective, explained the whole thing to them and unmasked the guilty. Now, finally, he was gonna get his chance, and while I helped fill in a lot of gaps and details and explain a bunch of stuff, by general agreement it was gonna be Sam’s show.
I was dressed in this incredibly beautiful soft and satiny violet and golden sari, with fancy open-toed heels. I had a complete makeover for it from experts here, matchin’ everything just right, and they had trimmed and shaped my natural bush just right, like one of them gardeners shapes a bush into a piece of art, and they’d streaked it with brown and gold. I had the jewelry to match, and I never looked better or more glamorous in my whole life.
Sam said he’d be damned if he was gonna do his number in a toga; he had the tailors here—mostly computers once the designer got through—make him a good, old-fashioned forties-style white suit, with just the right shirt and tie, and a pair of shiny black patent leather shoes. We was a beautiful, glamorous couple, and we acted just right, but I could feel his sadness and sorrow every time we talked or our eyes met, Kinda, this is it, baby, but we’re going out in style.
The guests started arrivin’ and things was about to get underway. All of’em, I think, sensed somethin’ was up, and maybe a few guessed it was all up, but since they didn’t know for sure and still were pretty arrogant and secure, they came anyways. The rest—well, they had to come along if asked.
So here they come, ready or not. Here was Dringa Lakuka, division chief of research and development, followed by Mukasa Lamdukur, who ran the day-to-day operations of the Security Committee, then the cold and brusk ex-monk, Basuti Alimati, who was chief of Labyrinth communications, and, finally, among the Committee members, Hanrin Sabuuk, the security division’s comptroller. Also invited and present was my other self, this time in crimson and silver and with her hair styled differently but still lookin’ great; Dakani Grista, the real young acting chief of security operations, and his old boss, now forcibly retired, Aldrath Prang. Last, but not least, was the Security Committee’s chief medical advisor, and the man who made me less than I us’ta be, Jamispur Samoka.
It was a chummy men’s club; besides me and Brandy Two, the only other women around was Mayar’s wife Eyai, who acted as hostess, and a bunch of female servants.
Eyebrows was raised at Sam, dressed the way he was, but the only indignation was at the presence of Aldrath Prang, who clearly was in the doghouse in spades. Seems what done him in was Dakani’s toadyness, which also got him a bunch of gold stars. He got nervous and tipped off Lamdukur that Aldrath was tappin’ the private lines of the Committee members themselves, and the outrage hadn’t died down yet. It was kinda like discoverin’ that the head of Scotland Yard was tappin’ and tapin’ the Queen and the whole damned royal family. Maybe he did; maybe he just didn’t have no young, ambitious son of a bitch to rat on him.
I got the idea that these guys didn’t see much of each other normally; they spent a lot of time talkin’ among themselves and swappin’ stories and information, mostly gossip from the look of it. Couldn’t go by us—we wasn’t the elite; we couldn’t speak their singsong language.
They all spoke English, though, thanks to their machines, so Sam could wander in and out and make nice comments while sippin’ a bourbon and soda. Finally, though, we had them all seated on this big central couch that was sunk into the livin’ room and formed a kinda U, and provided a perfect audience for anybody standin’ in front of the old-fashioned fireplace, which was just where Sam was.
“I know you’re all curious as to why we’ve come together like this,” he began, “so maybe we should get this over with. It’s been a very long, tough road, even though most of the perpetrators were obvious from the start. I admit there are still one or two details I’m hazy about, but I think perhaps we can fill those in over time.”
“We are here only because we respect Mayar Eldrith, sir,” Basuti responded in his usually cold manner, kinda remindin’ me of Addison at her normal self. “If we have come here to listen to the blatherings of some other-worldly egomaniac who has delusions that he has a greater mind than we have, then I, for one, feel insulted.”
“Then you will have to be insulted,” Sam shot back, cool and casual. “The kind of attitude you just displayed is at least partly at the root of this whole thing. However, I will put you to the test. I have assured Vice President Mayar that here, tonight, I can show him the traitor—or traitors—in his own ranks, explain the entire plot against the Company, and put an end to that threat. I can do this for several reasons. For one thing, I am this ignorant, primitive baboon, but I’m very good at what I do. Because I am totally unrestricted by your culture, class, or racial attitudes, I can cut through them. And, because my wife was willing to put herself into the living hell of a nasty and addictive alien substance, I have the additional details I needed. The plot is not stopped. In fact, it is right now underway. You can dismiss me now, go home, and it will come to pass and it will succeed. In fact, they’d have gotten away with it anyway if they hadn’t made it so complex that at least one major mistake was inevitable. Anybody want to leave and let the plot go on?”
They sat and stared at him.
“I thought not. So let’s proceed, shall we? This is such a complex plot, although at its root it’s as simple a set of motives as all crimes, that it will take some time to put all the pieces together for you, and with your help and cooperation. I beg your indulgence.”
“This is intolerable!” muttered Hanrin Sabuuk. “Eldrith, must we put up with this? Why, the man is not even an employee!
“Let the man begin,” the vice president said impatiently. “There is money riding on this. He claims he can solve that which has troubled us most these past three years and indisputably. I told him I did not believe he could do what we failed to do. The amount is substantial; would any of you stake your own fortunes with mine?”
“Bah! What do we have to gain if he cannot?” asked Mukasa.
“You wager money, which you value dearly but won’t really miss,” Sam told them. “My stake is my life, which is forfeit if we fail tonight. It is, I admit, of no value to you but it makes it a very sporting proposition, does it not?”
I gasped. “Sam! No!” But he paid no attention, and the others looked at each other and nodded.
“Very well, continue with this foolishness,” said Dringa wearily. “At least it will be amusing.”
“Interesting, yes, Director, but amusing—I’m afraid not. Not unless you have a very odd sense of humor. Let’s begin right at the beginning. I’m afraid some of what I have to say isn’t all that flattering to you all, but bear with me.
“First of all,” Sam continued, “let’s picture a corporate structure whose positions are basically inherited. This has some advantages if you’re one of the lucky families, but it also has disadvantages considering that the only way to gain a position, let alone move up in it, is by somebody above you dying. With near perfect health and a two-hundred-and-fifty-year lifespan, this can be a problem. I hadn’t considered this relevant until I was informed about you, Director Basuti. A monk, a dedicated holy man committed to his faith, you literally were forced into corporate politics by some unexpected premature deaths in your family line.
“Now, if you’re eighty, or a hundred, when this falls on you, and you really like the job, that’s probably all right and the way it was intended to be when it was set up. But when it was set up, the average lifespan was only a hundred and twenty and families were much larger. You sow your wild oats among the worlds, work at various jobs within the Company, or do what your heart dictates, as Director Basuti did. Now, suddenly, we have a number of high-ranking men in positions while still relatively young for your people and society. You are all fifty to seventy-five. It might well be another twenty or thirty years before you move up. In the meantime, you have great responsibilities but not great powers. You carry out policy, but you not only do not initiate it you don’t even get to argue about it. It must be very frustrating to have to do a job and be expected to do it well, since you can be skipped over for making mistakes when the openings finally come, yet not be able to change or reform policy at all to meet real needs.”
They didn’t say nothin’, but I could see a couple of ’em nodding. He had their attention.
“About four years ago, our subjective time, a small exploiter team was sent far up into Type One territory in the minus direction. It was one of a number sent out all the time by the Office of Exploration and Evaluation, which, I believe, comes under you, Director Dringa. ‘Research and development’—such a nice, all-encompassing term.”
“It is mine now, but not four years ago,” Dringa responded.
“I know, we’ll get to that. At any rate, one of these teams, in search of a rare and needed natural substance, blundered into a world with a very nasty trap in the form of a symbiotic viral creature. It didn’t show up in the preliminary medical checks or even the quarantine and volunteer example because it is strictly a sexually transmitted organism. You can’t even get it by an injection of an infected person’s blood. It trades superb health and immunity from virtually any nongenetic disease in exchange for feeding off the host—a harmless amount, too. This, quite naturally, also produces over a period of millennia a totally homogeneous and incredibly long-lived race and creates a situation where a very low birth rate is mandated.”
Quickly, Sam filled them in on the background of the world where it was found, and how the expedition caught it and was trapped by it.
“Now, then, they followed all the established procedures. They went to their force point and they sent a report as soon as they could of all that they knew. They also requested quarantine and medical study in a safe world and started out, only to suffer the nightmarish and eventually fatal withdrawal. They got back in time on the hope that there was something in that world that would reverse it. They made it, just in time, but not without a couple suffering some fairly dramatic and permanent brain damage. One of the women is partially paralyzed; one of the men has the active intelligence of perhaps a five-year-old child. They sent this report, too, and it was followed up with research instruments and requests for samples.”
“Wait a moment,” Hanrin Sabuuk broke in. “I was head of R & D at that time, and no such report ever reached me.”
“No, it didn’t,” Sam agreed. “Instead, the reports that reached you and were subsequently fed into your computers listed this world as hostile to human habitation and fatal, and the exploiter team were all declared dead. The supplies and other equipment sent up there, and the samples sent back, were all credited to different teams working in the same region. It was spread out well enough that nothing would have been obvious or flagged. What had happened was this. Someone had to receive the initial signals in the routing, and then see in there something that caught his eye. At first, it was probably no more than petty corruption—the idea of controlling a disease or substance that was highly addictive, perhaps. This person needed to know more, so he enlisted the aid of another, highly ambitious man, a medical scientist in the managerial classes who felt frustrated and confined by the narrow limits imposed on him by the Company. He, in turn, had done some work in a couple of worlds and there had met and recruited to the Company’s employ some young scientists in one of those worlds, the most brilliant and impressive of whom was a young man of whom we know very little except that he uses the name Dr. Carlos.”
“We do not recruit scientists,” Dringa commented. “We have an oversupply as it is.”
“Perhaps you don’t, but the Company has thousands of locals in the worlds on which they have stations, as well as bankers, crime lords, and even private investigators. We don’t know what chord was struck between them, but Carlos learned well. He is at least as proficient as his mentor on the medical machines and many other machines of the Company. With these three men, we have the beginnings of a conspiracy. It was Carlos who was set up in a safe world with all the medical and analytical equipment he required. I’m sure we’ll be able to discover how they hid the requisition of these machines and their distribution when we trace the serial numbers through the computer network. Carlos, however, was still limited. He didn’t have access to the best machines and brightest minds in the Company, and he was woefully short of manpower. I can’t prove it, but I believe that it was he who came up with the idea of locating a Nazi-style world, a world in which experimentation on humans existed and a party elite answerable to no one if they held on to power reigned. There was such a world with a Company station. The stationmaster was impersonating a powerful party leader named Rupert Conrad Vogel.”
“Ah, yes, we know about him,” Mukasa said.
“You do and you don’t. You see, they were very clever. Vogel received orders to carry out experiments using supplies of this viral agent with his normal company mail, under a Most Secret clearance. The orders came from very high in the Company hierarchy. He had no reason to doubt them, or that he was doing what the Company wanted. Vogel’s own projects were equally clever. The virus was represented as something discovered on that world only recently. They were put to work analyzing it, diagramming it, and, of course, seeing what it would do to human subjects, both its powers and limitations. Vogel got his supplies of the agent—actually the semen of both the trapped humans and males of the native race there, repacked into injection capsules in minimal doses—with his normal Company pouches. He had no idea they were being smuggled into the mail system by Carlos and those few he had recruited to help him, with the aid of some corrupt people in the transport union. It was perfect, as far as it went, since Vogel supplied the raw data and Carlos could then reinterpret it in light of knowing its true origins.”
“But we know all this,” Mayar Eldrith pointed out. “You are only filling in the details.”
“I asked for patience. During the experimentation, it was discovered that the viral agent reproduced only sexually, but created microscopic, specialized reproductive units. These units were present in male and female subjects, but they were malformed, weak, and tended to break up when expelled from the body. This was very fortunate considering the heightened promiscuity of all the infected subjects, since a few could quickly create a plague, but it also indicated that the reason the thing broke down was because it lacked some certain chemical element. Vogel’s people searched for that missing link but couldn’t find it, and I doubt if they would have used it if they had. But this very fact turned what had begun as basically an illegal side operation with potential business uses to something else.”
“Now we’re finally getting somewhere,” Basuti grumbled. I noticed, though, that all the others was listenin’ real good, and ones like Dakani and Jamispur hadn’t said a word.
“Now, I won’t take up any of your time detailing the viral agent or how it works. We all know that. But our man back here, the one who started it all, began to think along more ambitious lines. In my world, we once had a woman who became infamous in history as Typhoid Mary. Typhoid was a particularly virulent killer disease, easily transmitted and quite fatal. Mary was found to be literally infested with the disease, but she didn’t catch it. She was a carrier, immune herself to its awful effects but able to give it to almost anyone she touched. Now this fellow started to wonder what a Typhoid Mary, or perhaps many Typhoid Marys, would do to this world. Suppose they were introduced as professional courtesans at a party like this one, for the high and mighty. Not everyone would partake, of course, but some would, and there would be other opportunities. Now you begin to go into withdrawal, but someone, an agent for the top man, could offer you not a cure, perhaps, but a daily fix that would keep you going and even cure what you might catch. Ask your doctors—no mind can tolerate that withdrawal, not even any of yours. Right, Jamispur?”
The doc nodded. “It is true. Within a few hours of the onset of withdrawal you would kill your family and cut off your leg for it. It is not a matter of will; the thing is in control of your mind and its sole imperative is survival.”
“They wouldn’t snare Basuti,” Mukasa chuckled. “He has a permanent vow of celibacy.” He stopped a moment. “Say—that’s right . . . ”
Eyes went to Basuti, all lookin’ at him funny, but he ignored them. “The plot is an infantile concoction of this madman,” he said. “First, you would have to find the missing agent. Second, you would have to get that agent into this world, something I find impossible to believe. Third, you would have to have some way of continuing to import it.”
“Oh, once they had enough people—most of you, say, and some key security people, they wouldn’t need subterfuge. They could get all of it in they wanted,” Sam pointed out. “But, you’re right. The thing was, that original, stranded exploiter team finally figured it out. It was literally under their noses all the time but it was so obvious and yet so alien they failed to recognize it. The staple food here is haipi, and pardon my mispronunciation. There’s some haipi in these snacks right here. Where I come from, it’s potatoes, rice, beans—you name it. The rainbow weed was the number-one staple of the origin world. It grew like wildfire all over the place and was eaten all the time in every imaginable way by just about everybody. They long suspected it was something in the diet or something in the forms and balance of radiation in sun, soil, or water, and they very courageously self-experimented to find what it was, but rainbow weed was the last thing they tried because it was everywhere.
“When they discovered this, they sent the seed pods down to Carlos to analyze and grow others, and our man went into action. Under a cover, he had agents on the colonial worlds of your people recruit, perhaps even kidnap, young women under twenty years of age, and, by virtue of his committee authority, flagged their Labyrinth IDs as security recognized and moved them out. Carlos had already prepared a place for them, a camp in a world without Company personnel but near the so-called stroke seven worlds like mine, in a primitive jungle where there was an uncharted weak spot. There the girls were hypnoscanned to be unable to access their entire past, and a new, simpler, rougher past consistent with that world was brought forward. They were given cosmetology treatments to change their hair, alter their eyes, vary their skin color, and the rest. They were hooked on the drug, which made them quite suitable as prostitutes and dancers. The only problem was, Carlos had few people and a lot of other work to do. There was no way he could handle up to fifty girls, as there eventually were, about the limit for the amount of the agent, or ‘juice,’ that the team up in the origin world could produce and ship, allowing for accidents and unexpected losses. In the end, it was decided to take a leaf from the Company’s own method of operation.”
They was all ears now, and all of ’em looked downright uncomfortable. I begun to worry that maybe they was all in it.
“Oh, I forgot to mention Addison. I shouldn’t, she’s a key player and there are things even the one here who knows her well doesn’t know about her. She had relatives in one of the colony worlds, and she was a mistress of a Security Committee member so she had a security code and legitimate reason to go back and forth. She was, then, the liaison between our man here, who couldn’t leave, and Carlos. She had a safe world where she could undergo a rather startling metamorphosis into a cold, plain-looking woman who had only superficial resemblance to the women of this world, and she did it all without high tech machines. She came from a family of professional performers and she knew just how to do it and do it right. She was also a quite accomplished method actress, who, when Addison, was really a different personality. Colored contact lenses and tinted glasses added the final touch. She approached Arnie Siegel, a major criminal boss in the northern hemisphere, about the girls. He was big and powerful enough to cover for her, and she was able to hand him some Company gadgets and secrets that made it easy for him to evade the law and gave him an edge on possibly knocking over his own boss, a fellow named Wycliffe, who was ignorant of the affair. The only ones he let in on it were people he owned, body and soul, such as the master pimp Edward ‘Fast Eddie’ Small, who would take over Siegel’s position when Siegel moved up, and gunmen personally loyal who would oversee the project’s security.”
“You mean they turned fifty girls of our race into whores for this—this—filthy world?” Hanrin Sabuuk seemed real angry and upset at that.
“Yes, because this not only assured them the preservation of the fifty with no effort on their part, and also because by then Aldrath, here, had by sheer accident stumbled into the very existence of this agent, or drug, and knew just from its existence that the plot had to be very ambitious and go very high. His big attention was on Vogel, since that’s where the experiments were and he knew Vogel had to know who was behind it, but he sent a couple of agents to scout around this other world and set something up just in case. The agents went completely by the book and followed absolutely standard procedures; as a result, they were led by the nose by ones who already knew the book to Lindy Crockett, a New York private eye with mob connections, and were highly impressed with her. They should have been. She was carefully coached on what to say and do to impress them. She was more than connected; she was the chief private eye agency handling the Wycliffe mob’s investigations. From that point on, there was a constant flow of information from Crockett, all of it written by the very people she was supposed to be investigating. It checked out and was mostly truthful; it was just worthless. She gave Aldrath Addison and Carlos, which was safe enough, but said they couldn’t be photographed and gave slightly distorted descriptions and sketches so they wouldn’t be recognized even if they were next to the sketches. She sent the news of Carlos’s operation in Guiana, but only after it had served its purpose and was already pretty well closed down. And you, Aldrath, took that information and fed it into the computer and came to all the conclusions they wanted you to.”
Aldrath shrugged. “A detective is only as good as his information.”
“But you were so certain that this was a sideline, a minor offshoot, that you didn’t even keep permanent security personnel there to independently check it out. You see, you’re vulnerable to this because you all have sealed yourself off here, away from the action. All of you are only as good as your information, and your computers believe what they’re told to believe. The origin world was listed as lethal and useless, so you ignored it. Nobody even dared poke their head in and check it out. The data banks were sacred, couldn’t be tampered with. Maybe they can’t be—but all that means is that you tamper with the data you feed into them. You were had. You’ve got thousands of stations out there. Who’s going to check to see if a hypnoscanner was really ordered by a station authorized to get one and that they received it? So long as the order is proper and lawfully entered, and so is the receipt, you don’t really know where that damned equipment went.”
“A physical audit of everything is impossible in so vast a system,” Mukasa noted. “We know there’s a certain amount of built-in graft, but we try to keep it to acceptable levels.”
“Uh huh. The trouble is, you don’t know when that level’s reached unacceptable. So, now we’re set up. They are rolling and they have their active agent. The rainbow weed even grows well and apparently normally in worlds more in our line. Its molecular structure and balance seem identical to the parent’s. The trouble is, it doesn’t work. The addicts like it, but they still need their shot. It grows quickly, so you plant it every damned place you safely can—on the hundreds and hundreds of safe worlds. Nobody cares about the safe worlds except as havens and rest stops, so nobody ever bothers to look, say, ten, or perhaps a hundred, miles from the rest areas and supplies. I’ll bet if you do you’ll find this crazy-looking stuff multiplying like crazy. It’s going to be the kudzu of parallel worlds.”
“What is this kudzu?” Hanrin asked.
“Never mind. You’ll see what I mean in time. At just this time, we threw them a real curve. Aldrath revealed that he was going to kidnap Vogel and had sealed off access to Vogel’s world. Now Vogel couldn’t be reached without betraying a hand. You know that story, too, in gruesome detail. We went crazy trying to figure out how in hell you could know the precise instant from three different parallel worlds that some specific person would be going through the particular entrance cube. Then it hit us. Vogel gave us the slip but took Brandy with him; as a result, we could track him because her security code included a tracker and was superimposed over her old code. The ambush was painfully simple. They simply waited until their devices, set to Brandy’s tracking broadcaster, all went beep together and moved. The object was first and foremost to kill Vogel, of course, but if they could they were also told to spare Brandy. She got away with a wound, since in that confined space it was impossible to guarantee anything. I got a head wound, which was real bad but not fatal. They couldn’t do much, but they were prepared in case anyone survived except Brandy, since they would certainly be rushed to the Center—after quarantine and examination. That gave them, ahead of time, the names of any survivors, namely me, and the nature and extent of the wound. Again, they pulled their favorite trick.
“Care at the Center for most things is automated and computer controlled and monitored. The physician with his diagnostic computer just puts in the treatment and the like and it’s done. Knowing it was a head wound and which doctor was alerted, they used the standard security taps on all medical emergencies and intercepted the doctor’s instructions, adding a small extra detail, a slightly higher level of a support drug that would keep me comatose indefinitely. It was such a fine difference it took months before any doctor noticed it and questioned it.”
“Who could tap into the medical line with such knowledge and finesse?” Mayar asked.
“In a minute, sir. First, why Brandy? Well, first of all, they’d just lost their experimental subjects and the heat was on. It was going to be dangerous to bring in more than small quantities of the needed semen in the future. My death—or, as it turned out, my coma—sent her into severe depression. They knew her well, had her entire mental profile. She would go in after the only lead left. This did them several favors. First, since Brandy went in and would be giving detailed, inside reports, Aldrath would hold off on a major commitment there pending what she found. Second, they could control those reports, via Crockett, and keep Aldrath more concerned about Brandy’s safety than about what was actually there. Finally, they already had a Brandy of their own, one taken in the usual manner from a world close to ours but where the duplicate’s life was, shall we say, less fortunate and the individual more opportunist.”
Brandy Two smiled. “How sweet.”
“The idea was an eventual switch. Brandy Two would be primed and sent back as Brandy One. They were very impressed by our Brandy, and none too sure that she could or would carry out their orders implicitly, hooked or not. There were a few circumstances in the Vogel tests where people committed suicide rather than face an impossible alternative. They couldn’t take the chance. Brandy Two, as Brandy One, would have Aldrath’s confidence here and Bill Markham’s at home. She would also be an effective test case if they found the right element for their plot, since she could walk right into this world of yours on a security pass.”
“Impossible!” Mukasa shouted. “You go too far. It is precisely because such twins exist that we have our unique security codes. Even twins from adjacent worlds who have precisely the same history and development will show up as different individuals under our system.”
“And so would both of them—but they don’t. They don’t, because Brandy One’s original code still has the security code and tracker superimposed on it and that drowns out and supersedes the old code. That code is intended to be temporary and so it’s not in the master identification system as such.”
“But only the security medical technician who imposed it would know that specific code and be able to provide it for duplication!” Mayar pointed out.
“Exactly so. Isn’t that right, Chief Medical Security Advisor Jamispur?”
The doc jumped. “Look here, if you’re implying that I’m a part of this conspiracy—”
“I apologize, sir. I was not implying anything. I am saying that you are the medical technician who knew and took Carlos under your wing when you were younger. I am saying that you were the ambitious and frustrated scientist tapped by our man to set this all up. That’s why you got promoted to Chief Medical Security Advisor, so you could be in the best position for this.”
“Now, hold on! I picked Jamispur!” Mayar said.
“How?”
“Why—computer records, job performance and proficiency, medical and psychiatric evaluations. The usual. He was the best man for the job.”
“Of course he was. Because for several years our man had been letting the computer know all about Jamispur—exactly what they both wanted. He probably scored ninety-nine out of a possible hundred. Doesn’t pay to be absolutely perfect. Your computer picked him from among the staff after that tragic flyer ‘accident’ killed his predecessor. Garbage in, garbage out. How does it feel to be garbage, Doc?”
“This is outrageous!” Jamispur stormed. “I will not sit here and allow any more of this insanity to continue!”
“Oh, yes, you will,” said young Dakani softly, speaking for the first time. The tone left no doubt that the doc was gonna stay, whether tied up and muzzled or comfortable. Dakani and he was the same class; no political or jurisdictional problems there.
“It had to be Jamispur all along. He was the only one who could duplicate the security code. He was the only one who could feed that code to Carlos and his accomplices, via Addison, so that they could set their own tracers for the ambush. He was the only one who had the complete medical and psychiatric history of Brandy One and even had the opportunity right from the start to plant the seed in her mind that if anything happened to me she’d do what she did. As chief medical security advisor, he could tap into any of the Center’s lines as well as just call security at the station and know exactly what to do to neutralize me—all by phone, or its equivalent, here, with his trusty little computer and all those wonderful access codes a top security position gives you. What was it, Doc? Ambition? Blackmail? Or did they just keep refusing to let you experiment on your own with people?”
“I have rights here. I do not have to answer to the likes of you,” the doc responded kinda surly.
“No doubt. And no doubt you’re good enough to have booby-trapped your own mind and memories. We start probing and prying and it all goes away. Don’t worry, Doc. We’re not even gonna try that stuff. We’ll just walk you down to this little room, strip you, tie you to the bed so you can’t hurt yourself, and give you as many jolts of this stuff you seem to love so much as it takes until you’re hooked. We’ll let the two ladies, here, handle it all. They know all about how to do it, thanks to you. All we need is a name. It’s a name we already know, but your supporting testimony will give Dakani, here, the right of immediate arrest. I’m sure our big man hasn’t booby-trapped his brain. We’ll learn the rest from him.”
Jamispur was sweatin’ somethin’ awful. I didn’t even know these people could sweat till then, and it looked mighty sweet to me. “Don’t,” he managed, his voice just a hoarse whisper. “I’ll tell.”
“Sorry, Doc, that ain’t enough,” Sam told him. “You could give any name here and then stall for time, hoping that you’d get sprung. It has to be our route, while these gentlemen here remain as the vice president’s pampered guests.”
Suddenly Jamispur leaped from the couch toward Sam. Me, my twin, and Dakani all moved ’bout the same time, shovin’ him back so he fell right into that whole mess of Directors. There was absolute chaos, everybody strugglin’ with everybody and shoutin’ curses in two languages, nobody clear what was what, when, just like in one of them thirties thrillers, the lights went out and plunged the room into darkness.
There was more shouts, but the lights was back on in maybe a minute and we finally untangled. Well, most of us did. Considerin’ how much melodrama we seen so far, I really wasn’t all that surprised to see that Jamispur didn’t get up. He had one of them fondue forks right through his throat, and he was gaspin’ for air but not makin’ a sound. By the time we did what we could, he was dead.
Sam looked over at Dakani, who was lookin’ back at someplace in the hall. The young man then turned back. “Did you get it?” Sam asked him.
“I got it. But I kind of hoped it wouldn’t be fatal.”
“Sorry,” Sam replied with an apology. “I thought he’d use one of the butter knives. I’m out of the wrong society to even think of fondue forks.”
Basuti turned, sweatin’ too, and wiped his face nervously. “All right—you’ve convinced us there’s a true traitor here, but you’ve just lost your only identification of him. You’ll never get any prints off that fork handle. It’s a rough-grip handle.”
“Nice of you to notice that. You might be a detective yet. Well, I admit I didn’t really expect more than an attempt, but this will do nicely. I regret not being able to deliver a smoking gun, but I think a smoking fondue fork will do just as well, although from the sound of it I can see why nobody ever used it in the old stories.”
I watched Dakani Grista vanish back into another room, then come back, lookin’ real grave. I had to hand it to Sam. I never woulda believed that anybody this slick woulda ever gone for it. I mean, our man still had lots of friends around. Bide your time while the doc got juiced and make your getaway.
“I’m afraid you’ve all been the victim of a very melodramatic setup,” Sam told them. “The fact was, though, I really couldn’t lose by it. If Jamispur hadn’t lunged at me, or tried for a getaway, we wouldn’t have pulled it and we’d have taken three to five days to get our absolute evidence. Fortunately, none of you have ever seen a vintage detective thriller movie. I presented the motive, opportunity, and method to commit a murder here tonight, and after all was chaos, partly aided and abetted by my two lovely cohorts in crime here and the very dubious Dakani, we even killed the lights, an obvious setup if ever there was one, but since we had our man backed into a corner and made certain we didn’t give him enough time to think about good fortune, he took what appeared to be a wondrous stroke of luck to do away with the only witness who could credibly finger him. And so we can all let Dakani do his duty and get it out in the open now, by fingering the man we—Brandy and I, at least—have known was behind this from the start.”
“Mukasa Lamdukur,” said the security man, “I hereby suspend your rights under the Security Act on the grounds of treason and murder.”
Mukasa stared at him. “You are both insane. You have no right to do this.”
“Well, it wasn’t hard to figure out once both Brandy and I were thinking straight again,” Sam told him. “At that first, brief, dinner meeting in this very room, before the Vogel affair, you made a slip and had to cover it. You betrayed a fairly complete knowledge of my world, something you shouldn’t have known unless it had been of particular study and interest to you.”
“I told you—I was there, or very near there, when I was young.”
“Yes. World War II, I believe. But we were told that no one from your class is allowed to go to any world that does not have a full station and Company operation, for obvious security reasons. The Company wasn’t even there in the forties. It didn’t establish its first outpost there until the mid-fifties, ten years after the war, and it didn’t establish a full station until the sixties. We had been discussing war, so when you made your slip you covered with a war. The war Vogel’s side won in his world and lost in ours. Why lie, unless you had something to hide? Unless you had been personally researching the world of Brandy and me with the idea of making a switch and eliminating a number of possible irritants at once? It wasn’t enough to hang anything on you that would stick, but it was enough to tell us which one of you it was. When I was able to check, I discovered that, four years ago, you had the communications post now held by Director Basuti, the newest member and the cause of the musical chairs in the group. Communications—who would get the first frantic messages from that exploiter team. Communications—which, by its very nature, is the post that gets all the information fed into the computers first. And now, operations, where you can issue clearances, monitor all security personnel, and get any question answered with no problems.”
“You are guessing. You can prove nothing,” he snarled.
“Dakani?”
The security man clapped his hands, and a big paintin’ on the wall over the fireplace winked out, much to my surprise. It was like some kinda big, flat, square TV screen. The scene on it was of lousy quality but it was clear enough. All of our clearly recognizable outlines was there, and then Jamispur lunges, we go into our act, forcin’ him between Basuti and Mukasa, and there is Mukasa’s hand, almost by accident, hittin’ the fondue fork, takin’ it out, and then rolling and stabbin’ the doc in the throat while he pushed against the doc’s head with his other hand. Then he rolls away.
“I’m not against high tech when it’s useful,” Sam told them. “We often use infrared and other means to get photos and information in the dark back in my world. I figured they’d have an even more improved model here. We mounted it last night behind the mantelpiece. At least five technicians in various places caught it independently on their own machines. Two were witnessed by representatives of the President and the Chairman.”
Mukasa seemed almost to wilt. In a flash he’d gone from the most confident man around to a scared little boy.
“Oh, relax, Mukasa,” Sam told him. “The truth is, you just did yourself a favor. When is your mistress, Ioyeo, due back from visiting her sisters and mother in the colonies?”
“S—she’s back. Oh, the curses of the Nine Hells, she’s dead, damn it all. I had to do it. Don’t you see? She showed herself to Brandy, here. They knew she was Addison. But Ioyeo played around, as she was told to. She’s serviced everybody here except Basuti.”
“Maybe it was all for the best,” I put in. “For her sake, too. Then she never got to make love to you one last time.”
He looked strange. “Yes, she did. Last night. That’s when I . . . Oh, gods! She just looked up at me, her eyes wide, and even in death she had this look of total surprise.”
“Not half as surprised as you gonna be in a few hours, honey,” Brandy Two noted sourly.
Dakani was quick. “Did you make love to any other woman since? Or anybody else where semen was exchanged?”
“Why, yes. I felt—charged up. It was the first time I ever had to do anything like that myself and I got—a thrill. It was exciting. It was pure power. I slept like a log afterward, and after I woke up today I had the longest, most passionate session with my wife I’ve had in years. If she’d turned me on like that in the past ten years I’d never have even had Ioyeo.”
Dakani was already on the communicator. I just hoped his missus wasn’t feelin’ so turned on she had a few boy whores on the side. Hell, this scheme of theirs might work anyways!
Sam looked at him. “It’s almost a fitting punishment. You never knew just how much she hated you. You never even guessed how much she hated all of you, this Company, this world, this whole system. She was the fifty-first Typhoid Mary, and the first to come in. She hated you so much that she was willing to destroy her own mind, kill that brilliant if tragic intellect, just to make you the first victim. To spread it beyond any hope of containment. This thing thinks that humans are only turned on for a few days a year, so every day it sees we can screw profitably, it forces us to do just that, early and often. It’s just a virus; it doesn’t think. Every day is just one of those few to it.”
“Oh, my gods and demons!” Mukasa moaned. He knowed now what we already did.
“Carlos, too, sacrificed much,” Sam continued. “You see, she loved him. He was—is—a genius, a brilliant man from apparently a very poor and very oppressed race. He had passion, commitment, and was everything she ever dreamed of in a man. He loved her dearly, yet he did this to her, at her request. He is one hell of a man, and, after this, if we can’t track him down and pick him up through the agents here, he will be the most dangerous and deadly human being in all the universes.”
An obviously shaken Mayar Eldrith got some of his composure back. “But—so she was double-crossing him? Why? She had everything. Everything!”
I looked around at all them silver-spoon, upper-class, First Royal Family types and I felt sick. “They ain’t never gonna understand, Sam. Let ’em eat cake.”
“But what, exactly, was the plot?” Basuti asked us when all had been calmed down. “I can understand motive, yes, on both their parts, but I just can’t see how they were going to take control and get that substance in.”
“First of all, it didn’t matter to Addison—Ioyeo—or Carlos if they did get the substance in. They had thirty hours from their last drink of the rainbow weed pulp to get the girls in after the setup and party was all arranged and infect as many upper-class types as possible. Because of Mukasa’s last embrace with Ioyeo, we wound up with six cases so far and maybe more. Imagine what half a dozen initial ones would have done. The cornerstone of security and the corporate classes would have been devastated before they knew what hit them. That was all Addison and Carlos wanted. The destruction. But they did have a way, and they made Brandy prove it would work by walking through.”
“What? How’s that?”
“Once they found the one that worked, or actually a way to get almost any normal rainbow weed to work, they gave it to both Brandys and took samples from their vaginal areas. They found live, complete viral reproductive units there. They gave them pulped but not pureed bulbs that grow on top of the stalks—the seed pods. They contain millions of tiny seeds and they are resistant to tremendous amounts of things. They are, among other things, indigestible but harmless. Only some of those fifty girls, restored to their original looks, being the correct race, would be used to spread the infection. The first, small group, only a couple, would be brought in as mistresses from the colonies under their original codes. Everyone of your race has the right to come here, at least for visits. The families are too closely interrelated. The scanners would pick up swallowed balloons, and even just clusters of foreign things where they shouldn’t be. But they were not set to pick up addicts alone—a very complex process, finding one virus that you could only kill by killing the person—but only unusual things. Each of the girls would be fed till they burst with seed pods. Once away, they would be given diarrhetics. The human feces, with the seeds, would have been spread in a private greenhouse. The girls could then conveniently be discovered to be addicts in withdrawal and sent to the Center.”
“Yeah,” I added. “In just two or three weeks that greenhouse would be up to its armpits in rainbow weed.”
“With all the alien races coming in and out and all the field people, it was impossible to scan the normal food and wastes that might show up in the scan, even if that scan showed odd material. It usually did, since people have different foods and diets,” Sam pointed out. “Short of forcing everyone, regardless of race or class or what, to take an enema and have their stomach pumped, there’s no way to guard against this.”
“And what was the secret of the plant’s missing ingredient?” Mayar asked.
“It wasn’t soil, certainly, nor geographic position. The thing was a plant that converted sunlight into food without chlorophyll. It was sunlight-dependent if it didn’t need much else. There are differences in the amount of solar radiation, and the type and degree, even within one world, and they subtly vary every world away. The exact balance of the origin world was required for maximum efficiency. Any variations and it was below maximum photosynthesis. It was actually a slight excess of one of those chemicals that made the difference. You’ll have to get the chemists to tell you just why it’s not obviously different in analysis, but I think it’s the same stuff as on the other worlds, only when it has an excess it converts it somehow into an allied chemical, and that’s the one. No excess, no biochemical waste. Any good greenhouse with special lights and the exact radiation balance of the origin world can duplicate it, giving you perfect rainbow weed that will sustain this virus indefinitely.”
“Yeah, and if they hadn’t made two big mistakes, it’d all worked and most of this world would have been under ’em in a couple of weeks,” I pointed out. “One was fallin’ for the same trap y’all was in here. Things was goin’ so good, and they was so dedicated and radical and ruthless they got real cocky, started doin’ side deals they didn’t have to do. Me, for example. They figured when I come back from Vogel’s place they’d stick me under Jamispur’s machines and he could restore me and program me and all the rest. But I got shot, and Sam wasn’t dead, so I went to the Center instead, and I had them do it. But not all of it. I ain’t never been able to have straight hair in my life and I hate cornrows with a passion. Friend of mine went bald wearin’ them things. And we girls spend millions a year tryin’ to get our complexion creamy smooth and totally even. I kept the hair and the complexion. When I finally showed up down there, I didn’t look like my twin. They couldn’t make no switch, so they had to nab me and hook me, too.”
“Then, when they knew they were near, they got arrogant,” Sam said. “They did a quickie search and recruitment for a down-and-out Sam Horowitz who was corrupt as hell. We didn’t think they’d do it, but we were ready for them when they did. There aren’t very many of me. I’m not sure if that’s reassuring or depressing. I nailed him in the Labyrinth. I talked to him first, because I just wasn’t sure I could kill myself. I forced him into an available world and we had a talk. He had Nazis and concentration camps in his world, too. He lost the same relatives I had. It didn’t bother him a bit. Not a bit. Before I knew it, I’d blown his fucking face in.”
“That meant they thought they had Sam Two when they actually had Sam back home,” I added. “We had a real go-round. He finally showed us that only by helpin’ him did we guarantee our supply. He turned us in and our job was to press, finagle, or in some way get one or both of us to the origin world. See, that was their final and biggest mistake. More’n once they used that damned trackin’ gizmo inside me for their own ends, includin’ wastin’ Vogel. Carlos was so busy and so sure of himself, and Addison had so much on her mind and one corner of it on the clock, they never bothered to take it out or turn it off. Since we was the only two addicts they had left not of their own race, Sam and Bill felt sure that they wouldn’t do nothin’ bad to us till they had their cure, their agent. We was the only guinea pigs they had.”
Sam sighed. “Well, that about wraps it all up.” He downed the last of his drink.
“Uh uh. You forgot one thing. Who killed Siegel and then helped me escape into the Labyrinth? That’s the only part that has me completely confused,” I said.
“Oh, Addison killed Siegel, just as you thought. The only thing unusual was the reason for that argument. It was you.”
“Huh? Me?
“Yeah. She wanted you for experimental or sentimental or whatever purposes; she had personally dropped off the load of filled shot capsules earlier in the evening. That’s why the Labyrinth was running when you first saw it. The guards knew her, so they didn’t think anything was wrong with it. Then she went into town to make some phone calls, probably to discover why Carlos, who should have been there, was not. She was just going back, but saw the office light on and went in to have a talk with him. She had seen you earlier out running, so she knew you were here, and decided to take you with her, probably to their safe world hideout, until the rest of the plans played out. Siegel refused. They got into a bad argument in which Siegel revealed inadvertently how much he knew and understood about all this, which was far more than he should have. Whether this was just his people monitoring Carlos closely and the Brandy Two project or what we’ll never know. She lost her temper and shot him. She was used to being in charge, but suddenly it occurred to her that she was in a very bad position in a house completely surrounded by Siegel’s most trusted bodyguards. She did a force on the Labyrinth with a remote device, which drew the guards, and she couldn’t get away.
“In the meantime, you’d discovered the body, gotten rashly accused of the murder—you know better than to pick up a murder weapon, damn it!—and tried to shoot your way out. Addison had no choice when she saw this. You polished off a number of the guards, and she picked off the rest. This meant you would get away, something she hadn’t planned on, but also cleared the way for her to come out, blame you for the crime, and take a leisurely exit of her own.”
“Uh huh. Two things wrong there, though. First, where did the rest of the juice go? I shoulda had hundreds of capsules in that case. And, second, how do you know all this? Everybody who was there ’cept me is dead, and I didn’t know.”
“The rest of the capsules had gone directly into Siegel’s office wall safe, of course, to be picked up and sent down to Fast Eddie the next day by plane. The remaining package was yours. He planned on you being around awhile. For some reason, he wanted you bad enough to risk Addison. In the end, for all his power and money, Arnie Siegel was a very lonely man whose own success required him to be totally paranoid at all times. He couldn’t have the shadow dancers permanently. You were probably the only human being in his whole world he could trust absolutely. As for my source of information—you’re still a hell of a detective. You figure it out.” He got up like he was goin’ someplace.
“Sam—”
“Not now, Brandy. We’ll talk tomorrow.” And, with that, he made his excuses and left. I started after him, but Aldrath stopped me, then took me over in a corner.
“I think you proved conclusively tonight that it was time I retired,” he said. “It was a rather stunning and embarrassing collection of deduction, hard work, and theatrics, but the root cause was my own failures.”
I kept lookin’ after where Sam disappeared. My mind wasn’t on no more small talk.
“Don’t you know how he knew, Brandy?”
I started and turned to him. “Huh?”
“He was there. Once he recovered here and then found out what had happened to you from me, there was no stopping him. He wanted no one notified, not even Crockett. He trusted nobody and nothing. In the close to a year you were shadow dancing, he managed to research and even worm his way into confidences. He had a fair amount of money—he took it in in precious metals and converted it—and he knew his job. In only three months he managed to get a job with the Crockett agency. I have no idea what sort of means he used to come up with the credentials and background, but I suppose he knew just what she would look for and how she’d find it, being in the business himself. He watched over you, Brandy. And he kept me from going in full tilt with squads and invading the operation. He felt we could get far more by letting it run.”
“He was sure right.” Sam . . . there all the time.
We was fast approachin’ that time I didn’t want to think about. “What will happen to us? And to the shadow dancers?”
“The events of tonight will not be kept under wraps very long. When Carlos hears that the plot is compromised, he will undoubtedly finish off the shadow dancers and regroup. When he hears that Ioyeo, his Addison, is dead, he will redouble his efforts. He has no clearance to headquarters, but he has a lot of skill and knowledge and equipment and at least a small organization. As Sam said, until we capture or kill him, he will be the most dangerous man alive. Undoubtedly they will be going through every single detail of Jamispur’s life trying to figure out the connection. They must have been together quite some time. At least we’ll find out who he is and where he came from.”
“And us?” We’d been in on everything, but both Brandy Two and me had been kept under close watch and restrictions. We was Typhoid Marys, too.
“Well, everyone with the live reproducible virus will be under strict quarantine restrictions. You will be kept with your double here tonight and locked in, as before. Tomorrow, you both will be transferred to the Center for tests, after which you will have some hard decisions to make.”
“What kinda decisions?”
“Options for the future. Someday, perhaps soon, we might be able to stabilize this thing, but its very nature will require taking something every day for life. Wait for the doctors. They’ll explain it.”
“Aldrath—promise me. Promise me that you won’t let Sam leave till I made them decisions. Will you do that much for me?”
“I think I can guarantee that much. Farewell, Brandy. You and Sam cost me my job, but you saved my world. I have children. I can’t be angry with you for that.”
Then they came to take me back up to my comfortable prison I shared with my twin. I didn’t see Sam till the next day, and it was clear he was comin’ off a real drunk. Still, they let me have some time with him.
“Sam—I heard what you done back at Siegel’s. Damn it, I do love you, Sam. There’s gotta be a way for this to work out. For us.”
“How?” he managed, his head poundin’ somethin’ awful. I could tell. I knowed they had hangover cures here and I got the idea he just didn’t want one. “Brandy, they’re going to convert Carlos’s old safe world into a quarantine colony. Any who have the full virus, and any who for some reason wish to join them, will be able to do so. They will be researching this thing for years to come. In a short time that colony will be able to provide a small supply of the semen for capsules, allowing some people limited mobility elsewhere so long as they take the capsules and can’t transmit the virus. It’ll be a leper colony, but a very pleasant and self-governing one. Owl” He felt his head.
“Sam—you know how hard it is. The only way out for me is to take the cure, and you saw all them folks who took the cure. Not a one of ’em is right. I love you, Sam. I really do. Come with us to this place. It ain’t so bad, and we’d still be together. Maybe they need a private eye.”
“Forget it, babe. I can do a car chase at a hundred and ten miles an hour through city traffic but I can’t stand roller coasters. Know why? I can’t stand not to be in full control. Besides, it wouldn’t be the way you imagine. You have your full intellect, but it’s untempered. You have no inhibitions and no brakes except what is necessary for your own survival. You know that even now you’re only being civilized because they’ll shoot you if you aren’t. You aren’t human anymore. Love and lust are synonyms to you. The only meaningful concept of right and wrong you have is that what gives pleasure to you or is necessary for your survival is right. It won’t let you get hurt, it won’t let you get depressed for long, and there’s no guilt, no sense of responsibility. That’s why I couldn’t take the stuff myself. A Jew without guilt is just a Unitarian. The Almighty would strike me dead for it. Right now, you want me, and you have that cultural and intellectual knowledge of right and wrong, but there’s no sense on the gut level. I can’t handle that.”
“Damn it, Sam! Then I’ll take the capsules. Move back in to Philadelphia and our world. It can be like it was before.”
“Really? You’d be picking up the cab driver and the laundry man and every jock you met at the health club or on the streets while you exercise. I wouldn’t have a wife, I’d have a wildly promiscuous and uncontrollable daughter I couldn’t depend on personally or professionally.”
“Look—you control the capsules. I’d have to do just what you said, act just the way you wanted.”
He looked appalled. “My god! You can’t even see how that sounds. I don’t want to own somebody. I don’t want a slave. I want an equal partner who sticks with me and puts up with me because she loves me.” He looked up at the security guards and made a motion. “Good-bye, babe. I need a drink.”