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THE SHADOW DANCERS

12. Fate and Fortune

The doctor’s name was Chidra, and he had me strapped down and surrounded by so many gadgets that I couldn’t move. They’d already poked and probed and scraped and sampled and quizzed and tested us so much I was dizzy. Now it kinda looked like the moment of truth.
Fact was, I was totally incapable of kickin’ the juice, even though I was no longer expectin’ that massive high. I felt great, and just a rest or heavy exercise was enough to wash away guilt and lingerin’ doubts and memories. I wanted Sam. I loved Sam. But I thought Sam was bein’ totally unreasonable. If he really loved me, then he’d take one of my offers. That’s how you thought.
“First, since you are intellectually unimpaired, I am going to explain the options to you,” Chidra said. “I’m going to be blunt, and I already know your answers so I don’t wish or expect any. Just listen. Clear?”
“I guess.” What was the point if he already knowed?
“First, you can elect the colony. It won’t be fancy, but there will be people there you have known and work will go on studying this thing. You would be provided with all the basics and be expected to submit from time to time to studies, but otherwise it would be a carefree life, much like the life you shared with that stranded exploiter team, with some amenities and no strange natives. I must be blunt. With this thing managing and protecting your body, you might well live a hundred and fifty years. Even if we eventually found a miracle cure or stabilizer that would render you harmless and nondependent, which may be years, even decades away or might not be possible at all, you would remain there, since your patterns would be fixed and there would be, I’m afraid, little purpose or use in allowing you out. You simply have no means to contribute.”
It didn’t sound too awful. Plenty of sex, lots of room to exercise and play, and no work or responsibilities, plus flush toilets.
“A second choice would be to return to your world where, I’m told, you still have a substantial sum of money that would guarantee supporting you comfortably. Your half would come to a bit under two million dollars, if that means anything to you. I have no idea what a dollar is worth. You would be maintained on the capsule with the pure virus as you were for most of your addiction period. When you needed a supply, thirty days or so at a time, you would go to a Company representative and draw it, like from a bank. You already have a high level of nymphomania; this would probably proceed unchecked.”
That sounded even better.
“We would, in either case, make some adjustments that would be in our mutual interests. We would not tamper with your intellect, but we would have to tamper with your memories. We would eliminate all memories of Sam, of your marriage, of your career, of the Company and the Labyrinth. There would be gaping holes in your memories of the past, but you would not be bothered by it and you would never be curious about it or want to know. You would dismiss it if you found it out somehow. You would be perfectly content the way you were.
“The third and only other option would be to allow us to treat the illness and cleanse your body. The cleansing itself is relatively simple and subjectively painless, but curing and treating the results in mind and body would be a long and difficult process with no guarantees. If you want your Sam, though, that’s the only road. We’ve done some fairly good analysis of him, and we believe he will be dead or as good as dead within a year without you, and that’s the plain truth.”
“I’ll bring him around. I’ll take number two. You even get the high with that, don’t you?”
“I said you weren’t to choose. Not now. The reason why you are so secured is that in a few moments I’m going to feed a charge through the body at a low level. It will stun the virus and confuse it. It will not be able to deal with it. There will be no permanent harm, and the whole process will take many hours as we compensate. During that period, and particularly near the end of it, since the virus will adjust eventually and reseize control, you will have your thoughts clear, organized, and unfettered. Then I will ask the question again.”
“Now, wait a minute, I—”
Suddenly I felt a real sensation through my whole body, kinda like when you touch an electric light socket that ain’t grounded but weaker, almost pleasant. After a while, I just went to sleep with it, hardly thinkin’ at all.

Now, I know what they done. I even kinda suspected it at the time, but it didn’t make no difference. They used that neutralizin’ current and a hypnoscanner not to program me, but to feed in subtle visions and suggestions, provoke old feelin’s. Memories of life with Sam, of just lyin’ there sometimes while he was still asleep and just watchin’ him and feelin’ love. All his habits, his quirks, his idiosyncracies. Knowin’, too, that it was mutual, that he both loved and respected me just the same. And then other visions—one vision. Sam, in the Labyrinth, tryin’ to block the killer from shootin’ in my direction, takin’ the bullet, part of his head splatterin’ . . . and what I felt then, and after.
And there was other visions, superimposed one on the other. Me, screwin’ Calvin or somebody, havin’ a ball, gettin’ into that high, always over the sight of Sam’s bloody head. The meanin’ was clear. All I had to do was nod my head and get a life of highs, pleasure, and ease—all at the expense of Sam, all paid for by Sam’s destruction.
And, through it all, I could think. Really think, ’cause the juice was too busy handlin’ the distractions to block out the negative emotions. Guilt, shame, regret, all was there; I had a sense of right and wrong, good and evil I hadn’t had in over a year. I had perspective. Yeah, I’d be happy. Oh, I’d be sad and cry if I was told that Sam blowed his brains out, but it wouldn’t last long.
But they was honest. I also got views of them wards of Vogel refugees, of Donna and the rest. What if I did take the cure and wound up crippled or brain damaged? Would that be any more of a service to Sam? And I knowed it would. I knowed that even then, he’d be there, always, doin’ what he could, ’cause he loved me. I was the only thing left to him that had any importance, any meanin’.
In the end, the bottom line was, who did I really value most? What was most important to me? Who was more valuable, more precious? With the juice in force, of course, the answer was simple. Self-preservation of me and the juice inside was all there was. But the juice wasn’t talkin’ now. It was just me, all by myself. I still loved the juice, the way it made me feel, but I loved Sam, too. I owed him.
You simply have no means to contribute.
And there it was, in the doc’s own words. Without Sam, I had no reason to exist except for pure pleasure. Brandy One and Brandy Two would merge. It would be as if Sam had never existed, like the agency died with Daddy. Not only Sam, but all that I had accomplished, or might have accomplished, would be gone.
You could live a hundred and fifty years . . . 
As a fucking dumb vegetable. What kinda livin’ was that?
He was there, watchin’ over me, even though he was sick at what I’d become . . . 
Values . . . worth. You ain’t human, he said. The juice needed to survive. It needed a host and it needed a weed and both was equal in importance. That’s all I was or would be. Some stinkin’, worthless weed. Not a human, a thing who’d turn its back on somebody who needed me even when that somebody’d been there when I’d needed him. Once he’d been willin’ to die for me, and me for him. I was willin’ to get in this fix just to avenge him. If I really loved him, no matter what the power and lure of the juice, I oughta have the guts enough to live for him, too.
I was still under; I knowed they wasn’t even ready for me to come out of it yet, but I still fought it off and screamed, “Do it, Doc! Get this thing outta me! Hurry it up and do it now, ’fore it changes my mind!

They learned enough from the early ones to know how to do the easy part. They put you in a chamber, out cold, the juice in you and doin’ fine, and all at once, evenly through the body, they put this ray that was very specific and very deadly only to it. The death of the juice was instantaneous and uniform throughout the body. There was no chance for it to curl up and mount a defense or do more damage than it done already.
The trouble was, the damage it done makin’ you over into a comfortable and controllable home for it was done, and on top of that its absence was more painful and rough than you knew.
All our lives we live with some pain. Gas pains, joint pains, muscle aches, you name it. We tune it out, learn to tell the new pains from the old, the important ones from the routine. With the juice, you didn’t have no real pain ’less it was somethin’ serious, and then only long enough for the juice to take care of what was wrong. I woke up in real pain. I needed a pill somethin’ bad. I was in so much agony that I pleaded with them to put me back on the juice, that I couldn’t stand it no more. I knowed Sam was there, but I couldn’t see him or talk to him. I couldn’t face him with the idea that I was too weak to take this, that I couldn’t hack it no more without the juice. They gave me a few pills to help me sleep but that’s about all they did. No juice. Lotsa sympathy, no juice.
They was always there, though, watchin’ and monitorin’, tellin’ me it would get better, but it didn’t. It got worse and worse and finally I just couldn’t stand it no more. I sunk so deep in depression and pain and misery I couldn’t even think straight and all I wanted was out. They stopped me twice from killin’ myself.
They begun a program of physical and mental therapy and drove me hard. I didn’t feel no better, but at least I was doin’ somethin’. Fact was, the lousy way I felt was called normalcy. It was somethin’ you just didn’t know or notice till you didn’t have it. Then, when I was ready to at least see Sam, to get some reinforcement, I couldn’t.
I was in a kinda isolation ward. Seems the juice took over most of the job of my body’s immune system. It took a lot of their medicines and a lot of time to build itself back up where a common cold wouldn’t kill me.
They had a lot of pills for me to take without fail, and my mind worked funny tricks there. I kept tryin’ to understand why if I had to take these damned pills all the time they just couldn’t give me the juice and cure it all at once. God! How I wanted it! I thought about it, craved it constantly.
Finally I was built-up enough to see Sam, but all he had to do was come in and say, “Hi, babe,” and I collapsed into his arms and just cried and cried and begged for him to hold me and never let go. A few days later, when they decided that the benefits outweighed any risks, they let him move in with me. I just wanted him to hold me and kiss me and make love to me and nothin’ else mattered in the whole damned multiple worlds.
I wore him out, and I knew it. He was exhausted and a little ill himself and wound up with what they called a “minor coronary episode,” and that was crazy, too, ’cause all of a sudden he was more of a patient than I was and I was gettin’ shit for him and tendin’ to him.
The docs got fancy names for it. They claim I subordinated and fixated and all the rest of that crap on Sam. All the energy, all the emotions, all went to Sam and Sam alone. It was, well, like when you first fall deep in love with somebody. You can’t think of nothin’ or nobody else but them, you damn near worship them, you just wanna be with them always. It kinda wears off and settles in after a while—what they mean when they say the honeymoon’s over—and it had some with us, too, but they say this kinda thing might not wear off for years, maybe not ever, this time, and I don’t give a damn. Sometimes you just about gotta lose what you most want before you realize how important it is. I had almost murdered half of myself, and it would never happen again. I was Sam’s rainbow weed and he was mine and we was each other’s juice. Neither of us was much damned good without the other, but together we was one hell of a team.
“Sam?”

“Yeah, babe?”
“I love you Sam.”
“I love you, too, babe.”
“You still gonna love me when I’m old and blind and ugly wrinkled?”
“If you can love me the way I look now, why the hell should I be any different?”
“I don’t want it to go back like it was, Sam. You was miserable with that high-class clientele and chasin’ down computer embezzlers in Pittsburgh and I was miserable ’cause I wasn’t chasin’ down them white collar bastards with you. I don’t wanna be separated again by no job or no funny lone wolf missions to other worlds. We’re a team or we’re nowhere. Even in this business, even though we didn’t know it, we was a team. Ain’t nothin’ gonna break us up again.”
“You impressed a lot of people here, babe, including me. Even the bad guys were impressed. They made most of their mistakes because even though they had you on a gold leash they couldn’t keep their admiration and fear of you in check. Half that summation was yours, maybe more. God, though, wasn’t that great! You couldn’t sell it to Hollywood. They wouldn’t believe it.”
“I’m through impressin’ nobody but you. I talked myself into this mess in the first place ’cause I kept tryin’ to impress all them folks who looked down on blacks, on women, on people with bad grammar or ignorant table manners. All them stupid, meaningless rules.”
“I always loved you just the way you were,” he told me seriously. “I never asked for anything else.”
“Then piss on ’em all. If they don’t take this coarse, foul-mouthed black bitch the way she is, I don’t want ’em. If I ain’t learned nothin’ else, I sure as hell learned that. Look what that kinda shit caused here. I bet that damned Chairman of the Board shits just like everybody else, just in a gold pot. Hell, them highbrows kept makin’ them remarks but we impressed the hell outta them, too! Just bein’ what we are and doin’ what we do best. Better’n anybody!”
“I don’t think we have to impress people when we get home,” he said real casual. “I think people have to impress us.
“Huh?”
“Well, even putting aside the post-tax nearly four million we still have in the bank for the Vogel job—you remember how I started that summation? A wager. A fee, if you will. If I lost, I paid with my life. But I’m still here.”
“What in hell did you win?
“A retainer, more or less, with fringe benefits. They pay us a flat fee, adjustable for inflation, every month for the rest of our natural lives for the right to consult us on Company business. We don’t lose the retainer if we refuse the job. That only gives ’em the right to talk. The fringes include medical care, miracle pills and drugs, and everything else that the Center can provide to their own people. We also have unlimited access to the Labyrinth. If we want to get away from it all, we have an infinity of choices.”
“Sam—how much of a retainer.”
“Well,” he sighed, “it starts at ten thousand dollars a month. Of course, it’ll come from the Company so we’ll have to pay taxes, but it’s filtered through a number of foundations and tax gimmicks to minimize things. I figured if we let the foundation let us live in one of its houses and use its cars and stuff we ought to be able to get by for a few years, letting that four million just roll over and multiply.”
“Sam, that’s over a hundred thousand a year!”
“Sure. Plus expenses. The consultative services of the highest-regarded private eyes in a few thousand known worlds is cheap at that price.”
“Oh, my God . . . ”

Well, that’s most of the good news, anyways. The rest was that the Center’s microsurgery techniques was so good that reversin’ my sterilization was a breeze for them, though I had a long waitin’ period before they was sure my system could take it without hurtin’ no kid.
We got to thinkin’ ’bout adoption, but never followed up on it. Sam wanted to adopt an Asian baby. I think he just wanted to see the looks on teachers’ faces when both parents show up for the PTA, not to mention the bar or bas mitzvah. Oh, yeah—I had to take the instructions over from the start, but now any kid I have will be born of an official Jewish mother. We took a trip to Israel to celebrate, then went down into Kenya and Tanzania and Zimbabwe and Malawi, too. I got to admit it was a charge bein’ in places where black folks run the whole thing and people was starin’ sideways at Sam.
I ain’t gonna give you the good vibes jive, though. It took almost a year and a half, longer than the damned case, to get me to where both my mind and body worked reasonably well. I still have dreams of them super highs and periods sometimes when I kinda blank out and flash back to feelin’ the bad old mellow times. My eyes got so bad I can’t see the end of my nose without glasses, and I need the kind of special high-tech glasses they ain’t invented here yet to see reasonable at all. I can’t drive ’cause every once in a while when I see a ripplin’ effect or some shimmerin’ colors I kinda trip out for a few seconds to maybe a minute. I can read fine with the glasses and do, but I gotta keep from concentratin’ too hard on any one image, whether it’s a printed page or a paintin’ or even a big unmovin’ object like a parked car, or it kinda does a flip in my head and I’m seein’ everything backwards, like in a mirror, sometimes for up to an hour. Sometimes when I stub my toe or hit my head or somethin’, instead of pain I get a pleasure rush.
And, every now and then, I get these episodes, as the docs call ’em. Like suddenly gettin’ super turned on for no reason at all and usually at the worst possible time and situation. Or I’ll get up and put on makeup and jewelry for no real reason and come down and not realize I didn’t put no clothes on till somebody points it out, or we’ll be eatin’ out and I’ll pour ketchup on my ice cream and eat it without noticin’. I didn’t get away scot-free; that damned thing did some damage up there. I’m gettin’ control of the worst of it, though, and Sam’s been super supportive.
Then there’s my twin, only she ain’t so much my twin no more. She didn’t have no Sam or nothin’, so there was no way she could kick the stuff. She controls her own juice supply now, but she decided that she knowed one thing best and made a deal. She’s back workin’ for Fast Eddie Small in that world, on a fifty-fifty split, still packin’ ’em in. They sent Mukasa’s brains to the brain laundry, and now he’s happily workin’ in the labs at that juice leper colony of theirs. His poor wife and her lover are there, too, as are the whole set of them from the exploiter team. Hell, their top folks are in charge there.
They still ain’t found Carlos, which worries everybody, but they did find forty-two of the fifty shadow dancers in a safe world stop, all with their throats cut. What he’s doin’ with the other eight I don’t want to know. We can’t always be savin’ their damned world. The cost’s been too high, even though the rewards are good. Ioyeo was right about one thing, though; that society and that Company ain’t gonna change ’less it’s forced to, and the longer they don’t the more loyeos and Mukasas and Jamispurs they make. Dakani’s still got the security post, but also still with “actin’ ” in front of the name, but he’s pretty secure now. He has old Aldrath Prang outside in the Labyrinth and the field seein’ how they can keep the kind of computerized foolery from happenin’ again. He was by not long ago, and sat and watched our tapes of every Thin Man movie and every Raymond Chandler film ever made.
The way they worked it for us was that Mayar Eldrith got us a Company job. It’s well disguised and a new post, but it’s one they needed for years. It comes with a two-hundred-and-forty-four-acre estate in central Pennsylvania near Bellefonte and State College, a manor house with fourteen furnished rooms, huge livin’ room and fireplace, an indoor hot tub, and an outdoor pool, plus horse stables. Most of it is used for contract farmin’—the trust which is the Company cover here leases out the land to local farmers, mostly for corn. The horses are part of a deal with Penn State’s agricultural college and they mostly take care of them, though I’m learnin’ to ride a horse and not doin’ too bad at it. That leaves our ten grand a month for groceries and livin’ expenses and a few luxuries, like the Mercedes sports car and my minks and jewels.
See, in a wooded patch up part of a hillside on the property is this big, round, concrete-lined pit with a fence around it. Seems like the lock on that fence been gettin’ broke a lot, posted or not. We see that it ain’t used unless it’s supposed to. I guess you could call us substationmasters; at least, this one’s needed somebody to oversee it for a long time. Makes gettin’ visitors and goin’ visitin’ a breeze, too. We even got a number of local friends now. The area’s too cold for too long, but the folks in general are real nice and friendly with none of the usual hangups. It’s the university what does it. They don’t know nothin’ ’bout no Company or Labyrinth, and we intend to keep ’em in the dark.
Well, the docs at the Center finally give me the go-ahead, and it didn’t take long at all to get me pregnant. I didn’t want to put it off no more, and if this one don’t make me swear off it we might have more. We really do love kids, and, just as important, we need something more than just each other to center our lives on. Sam’s got his ailments like I got mine, but with the Center’s help and some commitment on our part there’s no reason we couldn’t live to be a hundred or more if we wanted to. But in case one of us didn’t, there’s gonna be at least one more reason to keep on livin’ and doin’. It sure done in the last of my hopes of keepin’ my old good looks, though. I’m puttin’ on weight like mad and I ain’t in no mood to take it off. Sam ain’t gonna love me no less fat or thin, so why kill myself? I’m already married—for keeps. If that fat bothers them jocks joggin’ up and down the road come snow or sun, then tough shit.
Ain’t nothin’ I get more of a charge out of than walkin’ arm in arm with Sam down College Avenue to a restaurant or over to the university for a show or up to a movie, with my diamond earrings and seven months’ belly stickin’ out from under my mink coat. I just wanna shout to people. “I got Sam in love with me and millions of bucks and the acclaim of a people who routinely walk between the worlds and you don’t! Eat your hearts out!
We got a few disagreements, of course. I was kinda hopin’ for fraternal twins and name ’em Nick and Nora, but I know the odds against that. If it’s a boy, Sam wants to name him Dashiell. It ain’t bad, but any kid who’s gonna start life half black and all Jewish don’t need nothin’ more on his shoulders. Almost in retaliation I threatened if it was a girl to name her Mignon or Agatha, after some pretty good mystery writers of my sex. We’ll find compromises someplace. After all, I get to fill out the birth certificate.
One thing we did agree on, and it was easy. We was in Philadelphia closin’ out the last of our business there and we walked by this mall pet store window and in it was a small wire-haired terrier puppy we just couldn’t resist.
We named him Asta.



THE SHADOW DANCERS

12. Fate and Fortune

The doctor’s name was Chidra, and he had me strapped down and surrounded by so many gadgets that I couldn’t move. They’d already poked and probed and scraped and sampled and quizzed and tested us so much I was dizzy. Now it kinda looked like the moment of truth.
Fact was, I was totally incapable of kickin’ the juice, even though I was no longer expectin’ that massive high. I felt great, and just a rest or heavy exercise was enough to wash away guilt and lingerin’ doubts and memories. I wanted Sam. I loved Sam. But I thought Sam was bein’ totally unreasonable. If he really loved me, then he’d take one of my offers. That’s how you thought.
“First, since you are intellectually unimpaired, I am going to explain the options to you,” Chidra said. “I’m going to be blunt, and I already know your answers so I don’t wish or expect any. Just listen. Clear?”
“I guess.” What was the point if he already knowed?
“First, you can elect the colony. It won’t be fancy, but there will be people there you have known and work will go on studying this thing. You would be provided with all the basics and be expected to submit from time to time to studies, but otherwise it would be a carefree life, much like the life you shared with that stranded exploiter team, with some amenities and no strange natives. I must be blunt. With this thing managing and protecting your body, you might well live a hundred and fifty years. Even if we eventually found a miracle cure or stabilizer that would render you harmless and nondependent, which may be years, even decades away or might not be possible at all, you would remain there, since your patterns would be fixed and there would be, I’m afraid, little purpose or use in allowing you out. You simply have no means to contribute.”
It didn’t sound too awful. Plenty of sex, lots of room to exercise and play, and no work or responsibilities, plus flush toilets.
“A second choice would be to return to your world where, I’m told, you still have a substantial sum of money that would guarantee supporting you comfortably. Your half would come to a bit under two million dollars, if that means anything to you. I have no idea what a dollar is worth. You would be maintained on the capsule with the pure virus as you were for most of your addiction period. When you needed a supply, thirty days or so at a time, you would go to a Company representative and draw it, like from a bank. You already have a high level of nymphomania; this would probably proceed unchecked.”
That sounded even better.
“We would, in either case, make some adjustments that would be in our mutual interests. We would not tamper with your intellect, but we would have to tamper with your memories. We would eliminate all memories of Sam, of your marriage, of your career, of the Company and the Labyrinth. There would be gaping holes in your memories of the past, but you would not be bothered by it and you would never be curious about it or want to know. You would dismiss it if you found it out somehow. You would be perfectly content the way you were.
“The third and only other option would be to allow us to treat the illness and cleanse your body. The cleansing itself is relatively simple and subjectively painless, but curing and treating the results in mind and body would be a long and difficult process with no guarantees. If you want your Sam, though, that’s the only road. We’ve done some fairly good analysis of him, and we believe he will be dead or as good as dead within a year without you, and that’s the plain truth.”
“I’ll bring him around. I’ll take number two. You even get the high with that, don’t you?”
“I said you weren’t to choose. Not now. The reason why you are so secured is that in a few moments I’m going to feed a charge through the body at a low level. It will stun the virus and confuse it. It will not be able to deal with it. There will be no permanent harm, and the whole process will take many hours as we compensate. During that period, and particularly near the end of it, since the virus will adjust eventually and reseize control, you will have your thoughts clear, organized, and unfettered. Then I will ask the question again.”
“Now, wait a minute, I—”
Suddenly I felt a real sensation through my whole body, kinda like when you touch an electric light socket that ain’t grounded but weaker, almost pleasant. After a while, I just went to sleep with it, hardly thinkin’ at all.

Now, I know what they done. I even kinda suspected it at the time, but it didn’t make no difference. They used that neutralizin’ current and a hypnoscanner not to program me, but to feed in subtle visions and suggestions, provoke old feelin’s. Memories of life with Sam, of just lyin’ there sometimes while he was still asleep and just watchin’ him and feelin’ love. All his habits, his quirks, his idiosyncracies. Knowin’, too, that it was mutual, that he both loved and respected me just the same. And then other visions—one vision. Sam, in the Labyrinth, tryin’ to block the killer from shootin’ in my direction, takin’ the bullet, part of his head splatterin’ . . . and what I felt then, and after.
And there was other visions, superimposed one on the other. Me, screwin’ Calvin or somebody, havin’ a ball, gettin’ into that high, always over the sight of Sam’s bloody head. The meanin’ was clear. All I had to do was nod my head and get a life of highs, pleasure, and ease—all at the expense of Sam, all paid for by Sam’s destruction.
And, through it all, I could think. Really think, ’cause the juice was too busy handlin’ the distractions to block out the negative emotions. Guilt, shame, regret, all was there; I had a sense of right and wrong, good and evil I hadn’t had in over a year. I had perspective. Yeah, I’d be happy. Oh, I’d be sad and cry if I was told that Sam blowed his brains out, but it wouldn’t last long.
But they was honest. I also got views of them wards of Vogel refugees, of Donna and the rest. What if I did take the cure and wound up crippled or brain damaged? Would that be any more of a service to Sam? And I knowed it would. I knowed that even then, he’d be there, always, doin’ what he could, ’cause he loved me. I was the only thing left to him that had any importance, any meanin’.
In the end, the bottom line was, who did I really value most? What was most important to me? Who was more valuable, more precious? With the juice in force, of course, the answer was simple. Self-preservation of me and the juice inside was all there was. But the juice wasn’t talkin’ now. It was just me, all by myself. I still loved the juice, the way it made me feel, but I loved Sam, too. I owed him.
You simply have no means to contribute.
And there it was, in the doc’s own words. Without Sam, I had no reason to exist except for pure pleasure. Brandy One and Brandy Two would merge. It would be as if Sam had never existed, like the agency died with Daddy. Not only Sam, but all that I had accomplished, or might have accomplished, would be gone.
You could live a hundred and fifty years . . . 
As a fucking dumb vegetable. What kinda livin’ was that?
He was there, watchin’ over me, even though he was sick at what I’d become . . . 
Values . . . worth. You ain’t human, he said. The juice needed to survive. It needed a host and it needed a weed and both was equal in importance. That’s all I was or would be. Some stinkin’, worthless weed. Not a human, a thing who’d turn its back on somebody who needed me even when that somebody’d been there when I’d needed him. Once he’d been willin’ to die for me, and me for him. I was willin’ to get in this fix just to avenge him. If I really loved him, no matter what the power and lure of the juice, I oughta have the guts enough to live for him, too.
I was still under; I knowed they wasn’t even ready for me to come out of it yet, but I still fought it off and screamed, “Do it, Doc! Get this thing outta me! Hurry it up and do it now, ’fore it changes my mind!

They learned enough from the early ones to know how to do the easy part. They put you in a chamber, out cold, the juice in you and doin’ fine, and all at once, evenly through the body, they put this ray that was very specific and very deadly only to it. The death of the juice was instantaneous and uniform throughout the body. There was no chance for it to curl up and mount a defense or do more damage than it done already.
The trouble was, the damage it done makin’ you over into a comfortable and controllable home for it was done, and on top of that its absence was more painful and rough than you knew.
All our lives we live with some pain. Gas pains, joint pains, muscle aches, you name it. We tune it out, learn to tell the new pains from the old, the important ones from the routine. With the juice, you didn’t have no real pain ’less it was somethin’ serious, and then only long enough for the juice to take care of what was wrong. I woke up in real pain. I needed a pill somethin’ bad. I was in so much agony that I pleaded with them to put me back on the juice, that I couldn’t stand it no more. I knowed Sam was there, but I couldn’t see him or talk to him. I couldn’t face him with the idea that I was too weak to take this, that I couldn’t hack it no more without the juice. They gave me a few pills to help me sleep but that’s about all they did. No juice. Lotsa sympathy, no juice.
They was always there, though, watchin’ and monitorin’, tellin’ me it would get better, but it didn’t. It got worse and worse and finally I just couldn’t stand it no more. I sunk so deep in depression and pain and misery I couldn’t even think straight and all I wanted was out. They stopped me twice from killin’ myself.
They begun a program of physical and mental therapy and drove me hard. I didn’t feel no better, but at least I was doin’ somethin’. Fact was, the lousy way I felt was called normalcy. It was somethin’ you just didn’t know or notice till you didn’t have it. Then, when I was ready to at least see Sam, to get some reinforcement, I couldn’t.
I was in a kinda isolation ward. Seems the juice took over most of the job of my body’s immune system. It took a lot of their medicines and a lot of time to build itself back up where a common cold wouldn’t kill me.
They had a lot of pills for me to take without fail, and my mind worked funny tricks there. I kept tryin’ to understand why if I had to take these damned pills all the time they just couldn’t give me the juice and cure it all at once. God! How I wanted it! I thought about it, craved it constantly.
Finally I was built-up enough to see Sam, but all he had to do was come in and say, “Hi, babe,” and I collapsed into his arms and just cried and cried and begged for him to hold me and never let go. A few days later, when they decided that the benefits outweighed any risks, they let him move in with me. I just wanted him to hold me and kiss me and make love to me and nothin’ else mattered in the whole damned multiple worlds.
I wore him out, and I knew it. He was exhausted and a little ill himself and wound up with what they called a “minor coronary episode,” and that was crazy, too, ’cause all of a sudden he was more of a patient than I was and I was gettin’ shit for him and tendin’ to him.
The docs got fancy names for it. They claim I subordinated and fixated and all the rest of that crap on Sam. All the energy, all the emotions, all went to Sam and Sam alone. It was, well, like when you first fall deep in love with somebody. You can’t think of nothin’ or nobody else but them, you damn near worship them, you just wanna be with them always. It kinda wears off and settles in after a while—what they mean when they say the honeymoon’s over—and it had some with us, too, but they say this kinda thing might not wear off for years, maybe not ever, this time, and I don’t give a damn. Sometimes you just about gotta lose what you most want before you realize how important it is. I had almost murdered half of myself, and it would never happen again. I was Sam’s rainbow weed and he was mine and we was each other’s juice. Neither of us was much damned good without the other, but together we was one hell of a team.
“Sam?”
“Yeah, babe?”
“I love you Sam.”
“I love you, too, babe.”
“You still gonna love me when I’m old and blind and ugly wrinkled?”
“If you can love me the way I look now, why the hell should I be any different?”
“I don’t want it to go back like it was, Sam. You was miserable with that high-class clientele and chasin’ down computer embezzlers in Pittsburgh and I was miserable ’cause I wasn’t chasin’ down them white collar bastards with you. I don’t wanna be separated again by no job or no funny lone wolf missions to other worlds. We’re a team or we’re nowhere. Even in this business, even though we didn’t know it, we was a team. Ain’t nothin’ gonna break us up again.”
“You impressed a lot of people here, babe, including me. Even the bad guys were impressed. They made most of their mistakes because even though they had you on a gold leash they couldn’t keep their admiration and fear of you in check. Half that summation was yours, maybe more. God, though, wasn’t that great! You couldn’t sell it to Hollywood. They wouldn’t believe it.”
“I’m through impressin’ nobody but you. I talked myself into this mess in the first place ’cause I kept tryin’ to impress all them folks who looked down on blacks, on women, on people with bad grammar or ignorant table manners. All them stupid, meaningless rules.”
“I always loved you just the way you were,” he told me seriously. “I never asked for anything else.”
“Then piss on ’em all. If they don’t take this coarse, foul-mouthed black bitch the way she is, I don’t want ’em. If I ain’t learned nothin’ else, I sure as hell learned that. Look what that kinda shit caused here. I bet that damned Chairman of the Board shits just like everybody else, just in a gold pot. Hell, them highbrows kept makin’ them remarks but we impressed the hell outta them, too! Just bein’ what we are and doin’ what we do best. Better’n anybody!”
“I don’t think we have to impress people when we get home,” he said real casual. “I think people have to impress us.
“Huh?”
“Well, even putting aside the post-tax nearly four million we still have in the bank for the Vogel job—you remember how I started that summation? A wager. A fee, if you will. If I lost, I paid with my life. But I’m still here.”
“What in hell did you win?
“A retainer, more or less, with fringe benefits. They pay us a flat fee, adjustable for inflation, every month for the rest of our natural lives for the right to consult us on Company business. We don’t lose the retainer if we refuse the job. That only gives ’em the right to talk. The fringes include medical care, miracle pills and drugs, and everything else that the Center can provide to their own people. We also have unlimited access to the Labyrinth. If we want to get away from it all, we have an infinity of choices.”
“Sam—how much of a retainer.”
“Well,” he sighed, “it starts at ten thousand dollars a month. Of course, it’ll come from the Company so we’ll have to pay taxes, but it’s filtered through a number of foundations and tax gimmicks to minimize things. I figured if we let the foundation let us live in one of its houses and use its cars and stuff we ought to be able to get by for a few years, letting that four million just roll over and multiply.”
“Sam, that’s over a hundred thousand a year!”
“Sure. Plus expenses. The consultative services of the highest-regarded private eyes in a few thousand known worlds is cheap at that price.”
“Oh, my God . . . ”

Well, that’s most of the good news, anyways. The rest was that the Center’s microsurgery techniques was so good that reversin’ my sterilization was a breeze for them, though I had a long waitin’ period before they was sure my system could take it without hurtin’ no kid.
We got to thinkin’ ’bout adoption, but never followed up on it. Sam wanted to adopt an Asian baby. I think he just wanted to see the looks on teachers’ faces when both parents show up for the PTA, not to mention the bar or bas mitzvah. Oh, yeah—I had to take the instructions over from the start, but now any kid I have will be born of an official Jewish mother. We took a trip to Israel to celebrate, then went down into Kenya and Tanzania and Zimbabwe and Malawi, too. I got to admit it was a charge bein’ in places where black folks run the whole thing and people was starin’ sideways at Sam.
I ain’t gonna give you the good vibes jive, though. It took almost a year and a half, longer than the damned case, to get me to where both my mind and body worked reasonably well. I still have dreams of them super highs and periods sometimes when I kinda blank out and flash back to feelin’ the bad old mellow times. My eyes got so bad I can’t see the end of my nose without glasses, and I need the kind of special high-tech glasses they ain’t invented here yet to see reasonable at all. I can’t drive ’cause every once in a while when I see a ripplin’ effect or some shimmerin’ colors I kinda trip out for a few seconds to maybe a minute. I can read fine with the glasses and do, but I gotta keep from concentratin’ too hard on any one image, whether it’s a printed page or a paintin’ or even a big unmovin’ object like a parked car, or it kinda does a flip in my head and I’m seein’ everything backwards, like in a mirror, sometimes for up to an hour. Sometimes when I stub my toe or hit my head or somethin’, instead of pain I get a pleasure rush.
And, every now and then, I get these episodes, as the docs call ’em. Like suddenly gettin’ super turned on for no reason at all and usually at the worst possible time and situation. Or I’ll get up and put on makeup and jewelry for no real reason and come down and not realize I didn’t put no clothes on till somebody points it out, or we’ll be eatin’ out and I’ll pour ketchup on my ice cream and eat it without noticin’. I didn’t get away scot-free; that damned thing did some damage up there. I’m gettin’ control of the worst of it, though, and Sam’s been super supportive.
Then there’s my twin, only she ain’t so much my twin no more. She didn’t have no Sam or nothin’, so there was no way she could kick the stuff. She controls her own juice supply now, but she decided that she knowed one thing best and made a deal. She’s back workin’ for Fast Eddie Small in that world, on a fifty-fifty split, still packin’ ’em in. They sent Mukasa’s brains to the brain laundry, and now he’s happily workin’ in the labs at that juice leper colony of theirs. His poor wife and her lover are there, too, as are the whole set of them from the exploiter team. Hell, their top folks are in charge there.
They still ain’t found Carlos, which worries everybody, but they did find forty-two of the fifty shadow dancers in a safe world stop, all with their throats cut. What he’s doin’ with the other eight I don’t want to know. We can’t always be savin’ their damned world. The cost’s been too high, even though the rewards are good. Ioyeo was right about one thing, though; that society and that Company ain’t gonna change ’less it’s forced to, and the longer they don’t the more loyeos and Mukasas and Jamispurs they make. Dakani’s still got the security post, but also still with “actin’ ” in front of the name, but he’s pretty secure now. He has old Aldrath Prang outside in the Labyrinth and the field seein’ how they can keep the kind of computerized foolery from happenin’ again. He was by not long ago, and sat and watched our tapes of every Thin Man movie and every Raymond Chandler film ever made.
The way they worked it for us was that Mayar Eldrith got us a Company job. It’s well disguised and a new post, but it’s one they needed for years. It comes with a two-hundred-and-forty-four-acre estate in central Pennsylvania near Bellefonte and State College, a manor house with fourteen furnished rooms, huge livin’ room and fireplace, an indoor hot tub, and an outdoor pool, plus horse stables. Most of it is used for contract farmin’—the trust which is the Company cover here leases out the land to local farmers, mostly for corn. The horses are part of a deal with Penn State’s agricultural college and they mostly take care of them, though I’m learnin’ to ride a horse and not doin’ too bad at it. That leaves our ten grand a month for groceries and livin’ expenses and a few luxuries, like the Mercedes sports car and my minks and jewels.
See, in a wooded patch up part of a hillside on the property is this big, round, concrete-lined pit with a fence around it. Seems like the lock on that fence been gettin’ broke a lot, posted or not. We see that it ain’t used unless it’s supposed to. I guess you could call us substationmasters; at least, this one’s needed somebody to oversee it for a long time. Makes gettin’ visitors and goin’ visitin’ a breeze, too. We even got a number of local friends now. The area’s too cold for too long, but the folks in general are real nice and friendly with none of the usual hangups. It’s the university what does it. They don’t know nothin’ ’bout no Company or Labyrinth, and we intend to keep ’em in the dark.
Well, the docs at the Center finally give me the go-ahead, and it didn’t take long at all to get me pregnant. I didn’t want to put it off no more, and if this one don’t make me swear off it we might have more. We really do love kids, and, just as important, we need something more than just each other to center our lives on. Sam’s got his ailments like I got mine, but with the Center’s help and some commitment on our part there’s no reason we couldn’t live to be a hundred or more if we wanted to. But in case one of us didn’t, there’s gonna be at least one more reason to keep on livin’ and doin’. It sure done in the last of my hopes of keepin’ my old good looks, though. I’m puttin’ on weight like mad and I ain’t in no mood to take it off. Sam ain’t gonna love me no less fat or thin, so why kill myself? I’m already married—for keeps. If that fat bothers them jocks joggin’ up and down the road come snow or sun, then tough shit.
Ain’t nothin’ I get more of a charge out of than walkin’ arm in arm with Sam down College Avenue to a restaurant or over to the university for a show or up to a movie, with my diamond earrings and seven months’ belly stickin’ out from under my mink coat. I just wanna shout to people. “I got Sam in love with me and millions of bucks and the acclaim of a people who routinely walk between the worlds and you don’t! Eat your hearts out!
We got a few disagreements, of course. I was kinda hopin’ for fraternal twins and name ’em Nick and Nora, but I know the odds against that. If it’s a boy, Sam wants to name him Dashiell. It ain’t bad, but any kid who’s gonna start life half black and all Jewish don’t need nothin’ more on his shoulders. Almost in retaliation I threatened if it was a girl to name her Mignon or Agatha, after some pretty good mystery writers of my sex. We’ll find compromises someplace. After all, I get to fill out the birth certificate.
One thing we did agree on, and it was easy. We was in Philadelphia closin’ out the last of our business there and we walked by this mall pet store window and in it was a small wire-haired terrier puppy we just couldn’t resist.
We named him Asta.