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passing in her mind at the time.
"The air of Kensington doesn't seem to suit you, my young friend," she said.
"The longer you have been my guest, the oftener you fill your glass and empty
your cigar-case. Those are bad signs in a young man. When you first came here
you arrived invalided by a wound. In your place, I should not have exposed
myself to be shot, with no other object in view than describing a battle in a
newspaper. I suppose tastes differ. Are you ill? Does your wound still plague
you?"
"Not in the least."
"Are you out of spirits?"
Horace Holmcroft dropped his fork, rested his elbows on the table, and answered:

"Awfully."
Even Lady Janet's large toleration had its limits. It embraced every human
offense except a breach of good manners. She snatched up the nearest weapon of
correction at hand--a tablespoon--and rapped her young friend smartly with it on
the arm that was nearest to her.
"My table is not the club table," said the old lady. "Hold up your head. Don't
look at your fork--look at me. I allow nobody to be out of spirits in My house.
I consider it to be a reflection on Me. If our quiet life here doesn't suit you,
say so plainly, and find something else to do. There is employment to be had, I
suppose--if you choose to apply for it? You needn't smile. I don't want to see
your teeth--I want an answer."
Horace admitted, with all needful gravity, that there was employment to be had.
The war between France and Germany, he remarked, was still going on: the
newspaper had offered to employ him again in the capacity of correspondent.
"Don't speak of the newspapers and the war!" cried Lady Janet, with a sudden
explosion of anger, which was genuine anger this time. "I detest the newspapers!
I won't allow the newspapers to enter this house. I lay the whole blame of the
blood shed between France and Germany at their door."
Horace's eyes opened wide in amazement. The old lady was evidently in earnest.
"What can you possibly mean?" he asked. "Are the newspapers responsible for the
war?"
"Entirely responsible, "answered Lady Janet. "Why, you don't understand the age
you live in! Does anybody do anything nowadays (fighting included) without
wishing to see it in the newspapers? I subscribe to a charity; thou art
presented with a testimonial; he preaches a sermon; we suffer a grievance; you
make a discovery; they go to church and get married. And I, thou, he; we, you,
they, all want one and the same thing--we want to see it in the papers. Are
kings, soldiers, and diplomatists exceptions to the general rule of humanity?
Not they! I tell you seriously, if the newspapers of Europe had one and all
decided not to take the smallest notice in print of the war between France and
Germany, it is my firm conviction the war would have come to an end for want of
encouragement long since. Let the pen cease to advertise the sword, and I, for
one, can see the result. No report--no fighting."
"Your views have the merit of perfect novelty, ma'am," said Horace. "Would you
object to see them in the newspapers?"
Lady Janet worsted her young friend with his own weapons.
"Don't I live in the latter part of the nineteenth century?" she asked. "In the
newspapers, did you say? In large type, Horace, if you love me!"