"Davis, Jerry - Voodoo Computer Healer" - читать интересную книгу автора (Davis Jerry) There was a humming sound, and garbage --- looking a lot like
Egyptian hieroglyphics --- filled the screen. "It's trying to boot," I said, "but either the main board is damaged or there's scrambled data on the hard drive." "Oh," Nick said. Everyone had grim expressions. I tried another test with a floppy disk. The computer started and ran through its paces, but as soon as I tried to access the hard drive it came to a halt. More garbage filled the screen. "The trouble is in the hard drive, all right," I said. More grim faces. The novelist looked like someone had just shot his dog to death. "Oh," is all he could say. "How long have you been working on this novel?" I asked. "Years," he said. "Years?" "Years and years." His voice was barren and hollow. I looked at everyone in the room. I looked at Janet. "We need to turn on the music." "At a time like this?" Steve said. "Yes. Especially at a time like this." Bob had a gleam in his eyes. He half-grinned, like he had a secret. I believe he had an inkling of what I had in mind. Bob went and turned up the stereo, putting on a B-52's album. "Let's go down to the looooove shack!" shouted the speakers. "Love shack, yeahhh!" I started dancing. Janet, looking a little perplexed, started me absorb the music, the dancing. Flow . . . flow . . . warm music, warm dancing. Warm feelings. Even the novelist was smiling. Janet and I gyrated together, generating that energy. Nick tapped on a monitor with a pen, helping the rhythm with a staccato clack clack CLACK! Steve shook his head, saying, "You guys are nuts," but he wasn't disapproving --- he wanted to see something happen. He wanted a miracle. I felt it growing in me, blossoming. The power was in my arms, in my hands --- they felt like they would glow in the dark. Still rocking with the beat, I danced to the work bench and held onto that computer, held it tight, flooding it. When the moment felt right, I turned it on. It came up without a glitch. The novel was there. From that point on it seemed there would be no stopping us. Business kept growing, mainly because people felt good as soon as they entered the store. Nick felt good and he kept on slashing the prices. I performed miracle after miracle on the tech bench, resurrecting data from the dead, healing ill IC chips, brightening lost CRT's. It was a cold November day when a college professor brought in an old Apple III CPU, a model that hadn't sold well and was actually quite rare. He'd just walked in and I happened to be out front, and I said, "Let me take that for you." He handed it to me, |
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