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From Competition 14:
Science fiction "What's the question?" jokes.
A: Heinlein
Q: What's the shortest distance between two heinpoints?
A: Three Hearts and Three Lions
Q: In Sword & Sorcery Poker, what beats a full castle?
A: Hellstrom's Hive
Q: What is Hellstrom always scratching? (Similarly from others)
A: Piers Anthony's "Orn."
Q: Say, Guv, what's the author of "Chthon" тАШave in 'is car that he loves to 'onk?
A: Simak, Pohl, Spinrad and Sturgeon
Q: Name three sci-fi authors and something that goes great on a
bagel with onion.
тАФSteve Steinberg

A: When Harlie Was One
Q: When was this picture taken?
A: The Sands of Mars
Q: What's this red, gritty stuff in my egg salad sandwich?
A: Dune
Q: Whad's da pard of a song dad isn'd da woids?
- I.. G. Saltier

A: The Man Who Folded Himself
Q: Who is that peeking out of a manila envelope in the slush pile? A: The Mote in God's Eye
Q: What did it take nine million heavy-duty cranes and sixteen billion gallons of Visine to remove?
A: Dune/Dhalgren/Froomb
Q: How did little June Dailene Fromm pronounce her name when she had the mumps?
тАФBrace Serges
A: The Demolished Man
Q: What is the state of the Competition Editor after each contest?
A: Buy Jupiter!
Q: What did the man who sold the moon do next?
A: The Sheep Look Up
Q: What happens when there's No Blade of Grass?
A: The Lathe of Heaven
Q: Where can you watch As the World Turns?
тАФChris Leithiser

A: The Day the Sun Stood Still
Q: When did you get that awful sunburn?
A: Friends Come in Boxes
Q: How can you tell your friends from your enemies?
A: Postmarked the Stars
Q: Why has this letter taken 1732 years to be delivered?
A: Against the Fall of Night
Q: Why are you wearing that enormous hard hat?
тАФMary H. Schaub