"Flashman, Harry - Flashman and the Angel of the Lord" - читать интересную книгу автора (Flashman Harry)

He had my arm in a grip like a steel trap, and I knew better than to argue. Maniacs like Spring don't stand on ceremony for mere governors - four quick strides and he had me on the veranda, and as he almost threw me down the steps to the shadowy garden my one thought was that he was going to set about me in one of his berserk rages - I could guess why, too, so I wrenched clear, babbling.
"I'd nothing to do with your being shanghaied! It was Susie Willinck - I didn't even know she was going to -"
"Shut your gob!" Oriel manners still, I could see. He shoved me against a tree and planted himself four-square, hands thrust into pockets, quarter-deck style. "You needn't protest innocence to me! You'd never have the spine to slip me a queer draught - aye, but you'd sit by and see it done, you mangy tyke! Well, nulla pallescere culpa,t my decorated hero, for it doesn't matter a dam, d'ye see? Fuit Ilium,t if you know your Virgil, which you never did, blast you!"
So he was still larding his conversation with Latin tags - he'd been a mighty scholar, you see, before they rode him out of Oxford on a rail, for garrotting the Vice-chancellor or running guns into Wadham, likely, tho' he always claimed it was academic jealousy.
"Well, what the devil are you blackguarding a chap for, then?" The horror of meeting him, and being rushed out headlong, had quite unmanned me - but this was civilisation, dammit, and even he daren't offer violence, much. "By God, Spring!" cries I, courage returning, "you'd best mind your manners! This ain't Dahomey, or your bloody :lave-deck, and I'm not your supercargo, either -"
"Hold your infernal tongue!" He thrust his face into mine, pale eyes glittering, and his scar pulsing like a snake. "Take that tone with me and, by God, you'll wish you hadn't! Bah! Think you're safe, don't you, because mortuo leoni et lepores insultant,*(* The lion being dead, even hares can insult him.) is that it?"
"How the hell do I know? Can't you speak English?"
"Well, the lion may be old, mister, but he ain't dead, and he can still take you by your dirty neck and scrag you like the rat you are!" He gripped my collar, leaning closer and speaking soft. "I don't know what ill wind blew you here, nor I don't care, and I've no quarrel with you - yet - because you're not worth it, d'ye see?" He began to shake me, gritting his teeth. "But I'm telling you, for the good o' your health, that while you continue to foul the Cape with your scabrous presence - you'll steer clear of my daughter, d'ye hear me? Oh, I saw you leering yonder, like the rutting hog you are! I know you -"
"Damn your eyes, I only said `How-de-do' -"
"And I'm saying `How-de-don't'! I know it means nothing to vermin like you that she's seventeen and convent-reared and pure!" That was what he thought; I'd seen the look in her eye. "So you can spare me your indignant vapourings, ye hear? Aye, fronti nulla fides*(*There is no faith to be placed in the countenance.) might ha' been coined for you, you lecherous offal! Didn't I see you tup your way from Whydah to the Gulf ?" His scar was warming up again, and his voice rising to its customary bawl. "And that fat slut in Orleans - did you have the gall to marry her?"
"Hush, can't you? Certainly not!" In fact, I had; my second bigamy - but he'd opposed the match, being a Bible-thumper like so many blackguards, and I knew if I admitted it I'd have his teeth in my throat.
"I'll wager! Bah, who's to believe you - lie by nature, don't you!" He stepped back, snarling. "So . . . you're warned! Steer clear of my girl, because if you don't . . . by the Holy, I'll kill you!"
I believed him. I remembered Omohundro with two feet of steel through his innards - and Spring had only just met him. Now, my carnal thoughts had vanished like the morning dew before the warmth of the fond father's admonition, and it was with relief and true sincerity that I drew myself up, straightened my tunic, and spoke with quiet dignity.
"Captain Spring, I assure you that my regard for your daughter is merely that of a gentleman for a charming lady." Hearing his jaws grate at what he took for sarcasm, I added hastily: "By the way, how is Mrs Spring - in excellent health, I trust?"
"Mrs Spring is dead!" snaps he - and, d'ye know, I was quite put out, for she'd been a harmless old biddy, played the harmonium at sea-burials, used to chivvy her diabolic spouse to wear his muffler when he went a-slaving, mad as a hatter. "And that is not her daughter. Miranda's mother was a Coast Arab." His glare dared me to so much as blink. I'd been right, though: half-caste.
"Miranda, eh? Delightful name ... from a play, ain't it?"
"Jesus wept!" says he softly. "Arnold-must ha' been proud of you!" He considered me, cocking his white head. "Aye ... perhaps he would've been, at that . . . you've done well - by appearances, anyway." His voice was almost mild - but he was like that, raging storm and then flat calm, and both terrifying. I'd seen him lash a man almost to death, and then go down to afternoon tea and a prose about Ovid, with the victim's blood on his sleeve. The hairy heel was never absent long, though. "Aye," says he sourly, looking me up and down, "I wish I'd a guinea for every poor bastard whose bones must ha' gone to the making of your glorious pedestal. Gaudetque viam fecisse ruina,*(*He rejoices to have made his way by ruin - Lucan.) I'll lay!"
Seeing he was out to charm, I said that he seemed to have done pretty well himself - for he was looking mighty prosperous, suitings of the finest and diamonds on his daughter, and I was curious. He scratched his beard, sneering.
"Well enough. That fat strumpet of yours did me a good t urn, trepanning me to profit and position, 'though she didn't know it. Yes, my bucko, I'm warm - and I draw enough water in this colony, as you'll find if you cross me. Felicitas habet multos amicos,*(* Happiness has many friends.) you know!"
I didn't, but couldn't resist a gibe of my own. "Not in black ivory these days, though, I'll bet!" For a second the wild spark flickered in the empty eyes, and I prepared to dodge.
"You'll open that trap o' yours once too often!" growls he. "You're sailing on the next mail, I take it? You'd better - and until then, keep your distance, d'ye hear? Good-night, and be damned to you!"
Shipmate o' mine, thinks I, as he stamped back to the house; I was wet with sweat, and it was with profound relief that I saw his carriage leave a few moments later, my half-caste charmer trilling with laughter and the Scourge of the Seas with his hat jammed down and snarling at the coachee. I ventured in again, but it was a half-hearted hero who acknowledged the compliments of the assembly, I can tell you; the coming of Spring is something you don't get over quickly, and Grey eyed me curiously when I took my leave.
"Interesting man - I had no notion you knew him in his trading days. Oh, he farms now, owns great acres about Grahamstown, and is quite the nabob - must be one of the wealthiest men in the colony, I daresay, has his own yacht to bring him down from Port Elizabeth. His daughter is charming, is she not?" An instant's hesitation, then: "Captain Spring is a considerable classic, too; his lectures on the latifundia were widely attended last year. He is on the board of public examiners, you know, and is forever pressing us to found a university here."
I decided to do J.C. a bit of good, in return for the scare he'd given me. "Ah, he misses the cloisters I suppose - you know they unfrocked him, or whatever they do, at Oxford? Never got over it, poor old chap, named his ship the Balliol College - slaver, she was, and a pirate, they say. He's wanted for murder in Louisiana, too."
He didn't even stir a patrician brow. "Indeed . . . ah, well. A very, good-night to you, colonel . . . and my warmest regards to Lord Palmerston."
That was how much I shocked him. The fact was, you see, that so many chaps who'd been little better than brigands in the earlies - fellows like Brooke and the Taipans and the South Sea crowd - had become upstanding pillars of society in their mellow years, that no one would care a fig if Spring had founded his fortune shipping niggers - not if he w as going to apply it to good works like a new university, and went to morning service regular. As old Peacock says, respectable means rich - look at that slippery diamond-slinger Rhodes. What price the Spring Chair of Practical Philosophy? I'd give the inaugural lecture myself, on how he tried to drop blacks overboard before the patrollers boarded him.
That he was filthy rich was confirmed by gossip in the town. "He could write a draft for a million," I was told, and "I'd hate to be the man that bilked him of a fiver, though," says another, from which I gathered that my beloved old commander's belaying-pin reputation still stuck to hi m, how-ever loud he hollered in church. So it was a relief when I heard he'd gone back to Grahamstown, out of harm's way, leaving the lovely Miranda to queen it at his fine house by the sea, where she was wont to entertain the younger set - of whom I was not going to be one, I may tell you. Delectable she might be, but even Helen of Troy would lose her allure if the price of her favours was liable to be a dip in the bay with a bag of coal on your feet. No, I was not tempted .. .
... until the day before I was due to sail, when a note was delivered at the hotel. It read:

My dear Sir Harry - altho' I believe I should not style you so just yet, still everyone knows, and I have not so many Gallant Knights of my acquaintance that I can forego the pleasure of addressing you again' as -
Dear Sir Harry!
Our meeting was cut so short by Papa that I shall feel myself altogether neglected if you do not call before you leave for Home, which I believe you do on tomorrow's mail. We intend a "Sea-picnic" today, and 'twill not be complete without the handsomest colonel in the Army! There! I have no shame at all, memory of those glaring eyes and murderous fury . . . well, we'd see.
The carriage was there sharp on twelve, Malay coachman and all, and I was in prime fettle as we bowled through the suburbs, which were a great contrast to the shabby port, being very grand even in those days, with shady avenues of oak and clumps of silver-trees, and fine houses among the green; it was Cape summer, and the whole countryside was ablaze with garden blossoms and the famous wild flowers. Chateau Spring, which stood by the sea, was even more splendid than I'd imagined, a lofty white colonial mansion in wide grounds fit to rival Kew, with a marble bathing pool11 secluded among rhododendrons, and as I waited in the airy hall, admiring the circular sweep of the double staircase and inhaling the blissful aroma of money, I reflected that there's no gain like the ill-gotten; it beats honest accumulation hands down.
I'd expected the place to be alive with company, but there wasn't a soul except the ancient black butler who'd gone to announce me - and I found myself wondering about that capital "H" she'd put on "home" in her note. She was half-caste, you see, and they put far more stock in being "English" than we who take it for granted ... so she'd spelled it "Home" - where she'd never been, and likely never would he. Not that being "coloured", as they call it down yonder, mattered much in those days, not with a white father who could have bought Natal and would have kicked the life out of anyone who didn't treat his daughter like a duchess .. . still, I wondered how many Mamas with eligible sons regretted previous engagements. And I was just concluding hornily that I was probably the only guest, when:
"Sir Harree!" Here she was, sailing down the staircase, and I took in breath at the sight of her. She was wearing a dress of pale muslin, sari-style, that clung like a gauzy skin but flounced out below the knee above thonged sandals; one ivory shoulder and both arms were bare, and as she swept towards me with a swift graceful stride the flimsy material outlined her figure - gad, it was all there. She carried a long scarf of black silk over one arm - and then to my astonishment I saw it was her hair, gathered in from behind.
"Sir Harree!" again, with a glowing smile and her free hand extended, and since we were alone and I was bursting with buck I pressed my lips to her fingers - and nuzzled swiftly up her naked arm in Flashy's flank attack, across shoulder and neck to her cheek and fastened on her full red lips. She didn't even gasp; after a second her mouth opened wide, and when I drew her in with a hand on her rump she clung like a good 'un while I kneaded avidly and breathed in her heavy perfume . . . and then the blasted butler's step sounded at the stairhead, and she broke away, flushed and laughing, and quickly drew herself up, mock demure.
"How-de-do, Sir Harree?" says she, bobbing a curtsey. "So kind of you to coil! May I offer you some .. . refreshment?"
"Another o' the same, marm, if you please," says I, and she burst out laughing and drew me out onto a shady veranda commanding a splendid view of the sunlit Bay. There was a low table with liquor and tidbits (for two, I noticed), and cushioned rattan swing-chairs, and when the butler had poured us iced slings and tottered away, she made pretty work of seating herself, shrugging this way and that to display her shape, and sweeping that wondrously long hair over the back of her seat - I'd known at first sight that she was a great show-off, and now she raised her glass with a flourish in smiling salute.
"Thatt is iced brandy and orange, Sir Harree! Your favourite in New Orleans, so Papa told me . . . among other things, oah yess!"
"Did he, now? Observant chap, Papa." How the blazes had he come to tell her that? "But you mustn't believe all he tells you, you know."
"Oah, but I want to!" cries she, quite the rogue. "Such a shocking character he gave you, you can nott imagine!" She sat erect, counting on slim fingers. "Lett me see ... oll your naughtee ways, drinking, and smoking and . . . that you are a verree shameless rake-but he would give no particulars, was that nott mean of him? . . . oah, and that you were a scoundrel, and told stretchers - and he said you were most cowardice - which I did nott believe, you are so famous -" "But you believed the rest, eh?"
"Butt of carse, Sir Harree!" Her voice had the native sing-song that can be delightful in a woman, but in her excitement the chi-chi vowels slipped out hot and strong, and for an instant the ivory skin seemed a shade darker, and the sharp nose and heavy brows more pronounced, as she gestured and prattled - and I admired the stirring curves of breast and hip under the flimsy muslin: never mind the pasture it comes from, it's the meat that matters.
"Papa said, of oll the bad men he had known, you were quite the worst!" She shook her head, wide-eyed. "So of carse I must see for myself, you knoaw? Are you so verree wicked . . . Harree?"
"Here, I'll show you!" says I, and lunged at her, but she drew back, with a pretty little comical flutter towards the hall, where I supposed the butler was lurking, and pressed me to try the tidbits, especially a great sticky bowl of creamed chocolate - in summer! - which she spooned into herself with gluttonous delicacy, between sips at her sling, teasing me with sidelong smiles and assuring me that the mixture was "quite heavenlee".
Well, women flirt all ways to bed: there are the kittens who like to be tickled, and the cats who must be coaxed while they pretend to claw, and the tigresses who have only one end in mind, so to speak. I'd marked Miranda Spring as a novice tigress at our first meeting, and our grapple in the hall had shown her a willing one; if it amused her to play the wanton puss, well, she was seventeen, and a chi-chi, and they're a theatrical breed, so I didn't mind - so long as she didn't prove a mouse, as some of these brazen chits do at the first pop of a button. She seemed nervous and randy together - yet was there a gleam of triumph in the eager smile? Aye, probably couldn't believe her luck.
"So Papa warned you off, did he? And did he tell you he'd sworn to kill me if I came near you?"
"Oah, yess! Jollee exciting! He is so jealous, you know, it is a great bore, for he has kept away oll saris of boys - men, I mean - ollways thee ones I like best, too! Nott saying he would kill them, you understand," she giggled, "but you know how he can be."
"M'mh ... just an inkling. Cramps your style, does he?"
She tossed her head and dabbed cream from her lips with a fold of her dress. "Nott when he is in Grahamstown!"
"When the cat's away, eh? Finished your pudding, have you? Very good, let's play!" I made another lunge, and got home this time, seizing her bosom and stopping her mouth, and the lustful slut lay there revelling in it, thrusting her tongue between my teeth, with never a thought for the butler, and I was wondering how we were going to perform the capital act on a cane swing only four feet long, when she purred in my ear: "Once upon a time, the cat came home . . .