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When I was very young, which was not so very long ago, my friends and I wanted to grow up to be firemen, policemen, airline pilots, and presidents. I suspect it says something for my generation when you consider that as youngsters our aspirations were to be successful civil servants. Certainly no one ever came up to me after a hard afternoon of sockball or kick-the-can and said, "Alan, when I grow up, I'm going to be a science-fiction writer."
Even more certainly, I never said it to anyone. But it happened. Where, as my mother was once wont to ask, did I go wrong?
Probably by giving me all those comic books. Comic books are dangerous to the American way of life, you see. I've always agreed with that theory. A child raised on comics can't help but grow up with a questing mind, an expanded imagination, a sense of wonder, a desire to know what make things tickЧmachines, people, governments.
No wonder our gilded conservatives are afraid of them.
I don't remember when I first started drawing spaceships. I know I blossomed in the fifth grade. They weren't very good spaceships, but in my soul I knew they were astrophysically sound. Someday I'd design real ones. I might have become an engineer, save for one inimical colossus who always loomed up to block my dream-way: mathematics.
I wasn't helpless, but neither did I display a pre-
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cocious aptitude for differential calculus. My feelings were akin to those I experienced when I discovered that it took more than six piano lessons to play Rachmaninoff's Third ConcertoЧor even his First Concerto. Mentally, I drifted, my chosen profession blocked off to me at the tender age of eleven. - If it hadn't been'for that damn book, The Spaceship Under the Apple Tree . . .
I persevered with my school work, finding in myself certain talents for the biological sciences. Math always cropped up somehow, somewhere, stopping me. What to do? I was good at English and history, but I wanted to design spaceships* dammit!
I kept on drawing them, knowing it was futile, but unable to resist the smooth lines, the sensuous curves of propulsive exhausts, the sharp stab of some irresistible power-beam. When I started fiddling around with writing, I stayed away from science fiction. Impossibly complex, intricate, challenging ... I wrote love stories, mysteries, even fantasy. How could I consider writing science fiction when The World of Null-A read like Chinese? I didn't even read that much sf, turning instead to natural history, politics, science, literatureЧI immersed myself throughout high school in tons of such nonscience fiction. Little did I know.
It started in college, at UCLA. The more arcane philosophy I was forced to read, the more I looked forward to relaxing with the directions of the good doctor Asimov. Thomas Hobbs drove me to relax in the humor and humanity of Eric Frank Russell. The painful details of political science were less hurtful when salved with judicious doses of Robert Sheckley, or buried beneath the smooth logic of Murray Lein-ster. I read enormous amounts of science fiction.
I discovered E. E, Smith and John Tame, whose space-time concepts made those of the lectures I attended shrink into laughability.
But I was that second-most-crippled college bastard, a political science major (the worst, he who majors in
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English). No where to go save law school. So I girded myself for the challenge. At least I would someday make money.
And in my senior year, with required courses laboriously shoveled away, I discovered the motion-picture department at UCLA. And screenwriting. I found they would give me credit forЧoh glory of glories!Чwatching movies! And for writing, for writing any old yam that came into my head.
School changed from drudgery to pleasure. I told stories and watched them, and that was all that was required of me. And I learned the joy of those whose lives were concerned primarily with artistic creation, saw the naked exuberance of a young guest-instructor displayed while he taught a seminar in the films of director Howard Hawks. Peter Bogdanovich wasn't an especially fine instructor, but he was enthusiastic. His enthusiasm has done him right well since he taught that class.
He gave me a B, but wrote on my final exam, "You have good instincts ... you should continue."
But law school still beckoned. Until a miracle happened. Despite unspectacular grades, perhaps because of a good Graduate Entrance Exam score, possibly due to the odd letter I wrote in which I explained I wished first of all to be the world's greatest gigolo and, second, to write, I was accepted into the graduate writing program.
My parents wailed silently, stoically, and finally reconciled themselves to the idea of their young Perry Mason blowing a fat raspberry at the whole legal profession. I turned down USC Law School and entered the wacky world of graduate film at UCLA. I started at the unprodigal age of twenty-two to write, seriously, for the first tune.
I wrote a love story set in Japan, a western, a sexy comedy. I wrote a science-fiction detective film. I wrote an epic. And I started, to amuse myself, to write science-fiction stories. I would become a combination Elh'son/Stapeldon/Clarke/Heinlein. I would
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smear brilliance like the high-priced spread across reams of virgin twenty-pound rag.
My first attempt was about an aluminum Christmas tree that took root and started to grow. It was rejected. Often.
Crushed? I was wrecked, ruined, psychologically destroyed. I should have gone to law school, vet school, learned a trade. I would starve, miserably, begging for chocolate-chip danish in the streets ...
I sold a story. My twelfth. And it wasn't even written as a story. But the next one was, and it sold too. I kept getting rejection slips, but some of them weren't mimeographed, they were actually written to me. I joined the Science-Fiction Writers of America and met my godsЧand was crushed when they turned out to be human. Sometimes more than human, sometimes less. But I was one of them.
I began to understand how a leper feels.
Harlan Ellison expressed an interest in a story of mine. Would I care to come over to his place to talk about it? Did Washington free the slaves? Did Lincoln cut down cherry trees?
I met the Harlan Ellison. I'll never forget his first words to me, the first words from a Writer to a writer.
"First of all, Foster, you know that ninety percent of this story is shit."
But basically, he liked the ending. Would I try again?
Did Washington free the slaves? Did Lincoln ... ?
In two days I buried Ellison under three or four complete rewrites. Becase I was excited. Because I was anxious. And because the next week I had to report to the Army. Yup. And I also wanted to finish the novel I was working on, my first.
I never satisfied Harlan, but I finished the novel. It was rejected. And then it sold. And IЧI was lost. I was one of the happy lepers, come what may. I might be a starving leper, I might be a wealthy one, but I had chosen my disease.
I got out of the Army, went to work writing press
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releases for a tiny local public relations outfit. I also ran the duplicating machine and cleaned out the fish tank. I made $400 a month, to start. A year and some months later, I began to feel like those fish.
If I could only find something I liked, something to put seafood in my mouth while I resumed writing. I knew nobody made a living writing science fiction, except people like Heinlein and Anderson and Asimov and what the hell, they were immortal anyway, so what difference did it make?
A part-time teaching position opened at Los Angeles City College. I applied and was accepted. Furthermore, I enjoyed it. A course in film history and one in writing. I've also taught writing at UCLA, and even a seminar on the works of H. P. Lovecraft.
I kept writing. Things Started To Happen. Books sold, stories sold. Other people would pay to share with me yarns I wrote for my own enjoyment. I was happy, content. Who wouldn't be? I've never known a storyteller who was unhappy when telling stories.
Now I'm a writer, but I feel guilty. This is too much fun. It's sinful to enjoy life so much. I haven't suffered enough to be a writer. I like other human beings, I like this sad, smoggy world. I like my agents and my publishers and editors. I even like critics. I love my wife, who is much too beautiful for me.
Clearly, there is something drastically wrong with me.
Or maybe it's all a dreamЧyeah, tomorrow I'll wake up and have to go read law books; put on a suit and tie; smile at people I'd like to be honest with. But for now, today, this minute, I'm going to enjoy every second of that dream.
I can't give it to you. But I can share a little of it. It's in this book.