"Esther M. Friesner - Jesus at Bat" - читать интересную книгу автора (Friesner Esther M)At least the kid had been born in this country, but still, just wait until the
other Bobcats found out he was Jewish! (Brother's Meeting wasn't exactly world famous for its cosmopolitan attitude in matters of religion. Old Mrs. Russell, a devout Presbyterian, had disinherited her daughter for entering into a mixed marriage with a Lutheran.) Maybe the kindest thing to do would be to send him out onto the field for the tryouts and let him fall on his face. That shouldn't take too long. Everyone knew for a fact -- including Victor Harris, who had once owned a Sandy Koufax card -- that Jews played even worse baseball than Bobcats. Of course the kid was dynamite. Prayers for smiting your enemies don't get answered with your enemies just catching mild colds and missing a couple of days' work, oh no! It's the plague or nothing. The same and more goes for a child's prayer that the hand of the Omnipotent yank his Little League team out of the cellar. Yes sir, one look at how little Yeshua ben Jose (simpler to call him "Bennie" and be done with it) hit, pitched, fielded, and ran, and Coach Vic was left slack-jawed, poleaxed, and passionately in love at home plate. "Porter Rickin'," he declared later that night while Barb cleared the dinner dishes. "That's got to be the only explanation." "What has?" Barb asked, not really giving a damn. "That new kid, Bennie. I mean, with a last name like lose? I know he doesn't pronounce it Spanish, but still -- I mean, there is no other way to account for how good he is and he's still Jewish. His folks might come from Israel, but somewhere back along the line they must've had a Porter Rickin' in the kibbutz woodpile. Or a Mexican at least. Now they can play ball!" "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh," said Barb which was her little way of playing ball with her husband without having to endure the drag of actually listening to what he had to say. "He's pretty good, isn't he, Dad?" Vic Junior asked brightly, proud of himself. "Good? Why he's a fuckin' mira -- !" "Victor!" Barb's warning tone got drowned out by the shrilling of the telephone. Coach Vic was still going on about how he was going to play Bennie to best advantage when she went to answer it. She returned a grimmer woman. |
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