"FWLS16" - читать интересную книгу автора (A Future We'd Like to See)

MR: Excuse me, miss?
FAN #1: Yeah?
MR: Reporter, Motivated Rock.
F1: Hey, I've got a subscription to that. Not a bad rag.
MR: Can't ask for a better review. What's your opinion on
Stomach Contents, the headliner band for the day?
F1: They... they are like a god to me. I follow them
everywhere, and even collect thier hair clippings.
MR: Eh?
F1: Yeah. Here, in this little sandwich baggie is some of
Wrath's hair. I had a friend of mine test it in a chemical
lab. You'd be surprised to know what her natural hair color
is. It's orange.
MR: But that's the color her hair always is.
F1: I was sort of surprised too.
MR: Doesn't it get to be sort of expensive to follow the band
and attend every concert?
F1: Daddy's credit chip. Don't leave home without it. Wanna
see my collection of underwear and socks the band has
previously worn?
MR: Err... no, thank you...
F1: I think I have some hankies in here. There're some really
interesting bacteria on them.
MR: Whoops, my pager just went off.
F1: No it didn't.
MR: Must be going...

I had myself screened for various diseases after that
encounter, but fortunately none showed up.

Since I had managed to do an interview with just about every
member of the band, and the day wasn't even half over, I figured
I'd take the time to arrange my taped notes over a few beers at
the local pubtent. However, while I was busy trying to
transcribe my interview with Jim Bob, a fight broke out in the
bar. The recording of the fight is as follows :

DRUNKEN FAN 1 : Stomach Contents sucks.
DRUNKEN FAN 2 : Yeah? (they fight)

After that is just a series of crunches, slams, cracks,
crinkles of broken glass and bones, and a few painful screams.
The reason why I mention this incident is that I happened to
break both my legs and an arm during that mess, and am
transcribing this via my secretary, who was nice enough to stop
by the hospital with some flowers and actual food from outside
the hospital cafeteria, for which I thank her dearly.

Another successful (sort of) interview for Motivated Rock.