"FWLS61" - читать интересную книгу автора (A Future We'd Like to See)in a toy store window..."
She held up a kit for a garage, at 1/50th scale, for use with model train sets. "I got us some model glue too, in case you didn't have any. You owe me five credits and change." "Okay," I said. "We'll build the garage later. For now, let us start to be jamming. Blues riff in G, high beat and follow me for the changes." "Check," Franny said, slipping a floptical into her keyboard drive and loading up some random set of noises. "What should I do?" Jack asked. "Drum something," I said. "Okay, here we go." I've been playing guitar for years, and have become a master at the art of the chord and fret reach. No; that's not entirely true. Actually, I suck. I go under sucking and straight into the negative-suck range, making it sound a lot like torturing mailmen than anything resembling music. But talent be damned, I was now a proud member of a garage band and I was going to play. I strummed the three strings (the rest had broken off when I pattern that sounded somewhat like a Net Will Eat Itself song. Franny started playing broken glass noises and something that resembled Zamfir being burnt with cigar butts. Jack shrugged and tapped out a snare occasionally. "Okay, now we pause for the reverb effect we'll be editing in later," I said, checking my watch. One second... two. "Resume." I reached into the higher chords, wondering if I could make glass REALLY shatter. Franny took it upon herself to start playing Bach backwards and Jack stopped tapping, looking repulsed. "We suck," he said. "Big deal. Stomach Contents, the great granddaddy of all grunge also sucked when they started," I said. "Okay, I think we've practiced enough to start a recording session." "Whoa. You're making permanent copies of this shit?" Jack asked. "Of course. We'll need it in the event of a talent scout |
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