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Copyright й 1995 by James Finn Garner

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Interior illustrations by Lisa Amoroso
Interior design by Erich Hobbmg

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Public an on Data available
ISBN 0-02-860420-2

Manufactured in the United States of America
109876543

Dedicated to the good persuns ofMoorhead State
University, where mistletoe has been officially
banned as a holiday decoration, because,
according to school president Roland Dille, it
"tends to sanctify uninvited endearment."

Also, to Lies and Liam,
my shining Christmas stars.

CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION ix

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE SOLSTICE 1
FROSTY THE PERSUN OF SNOW 11
THE NUTCRACKER 21

RUDOLPH THE NASALLY EMPOWERED
REINDEER 31

A CHRISTMAS CAROL 41

INTRODUCTION