"Ron Goulart - Cure For Baldness" - читать интересную книгу автора (Goulart Ron)"It's that, too." "I'm straying from the point." "About Dr. Boylu, you mean?" "No, not exactly. Although it is a fact that Think Tall has helped me one hell of a lot. And how many other publishers can say they actually get anything from any of the dimwit books they publish?" "The correct answer is fourteen." "What did I tell you about the wiseass stuff? "To stop." "Exactly. Before I read Boylu's wonderful book I suffered from not being especially tall." "You're short, Lex." "No, five foot two is not technically short." "It is, yeah. Besides, you're only four foot eleven." "I was, but after reading Boylu's book and applying his teachings--well, I shot up to five two. Any dimbulb can see I look much taller." "That's only because you've taken to walking funny." "What do you mean?" "You go around on tiptoe now and sort of stretch your neck." "Sure, that's all part of the Boylu System. In order to think tall, you have to stand tall," explained the publisher. "But actually -- I came here to talk about the new assignment I have for you." "I've got sufficient assignments, what with recruiting artists for Dr. Suicide covers and Lizardworld and the new Lethal Injector series and --" "This involves not art but travel." He took, on tiptoe, a step back and cocked his head to the right. "It'd be nice if you had more hair and less chins, but maybe Olive Bunce has different tastes than --" "Whoa, no. Wait." He pushed back from his board. "I don't intend to go |
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