"James E. Gunn - The Magicians" - читать интересную книгу автора (Gunn James E)want to buy says more than what the members think they do. But I must admit that the ads puzzled me.
One ad was illustrated with all sorts of engraved five-pointed stars, crudely drawn stars, stars in double circles with cryptic lettering, and some circles with no stars at all. The message said: "PENTACLES OF GUARANTEED EFFICACY. Consecrated. Guaranteed. Satisfaction or your money back. P.O. Box 2217..." Some of the pentacles were described as "pentacles to gain love," "pentacles to influence good spirits favorably," "the Great Pentacle," and "talismanic pentacles." Another ad touted a book entitled One Hundred Spells for All Occasions. Revised, with Mathematical and Verbal Equivalents Printed Side by Side for Easy Reference. "Every spell," it said, "has been tested under laboratory conditions and has been proved effective." This ad not only offered money back but consulting services "at cost." Pentacles? Spells? The Thaumaturgical Book Shop advertised a long list of books which could be purchased at prices ranging upward from one hundred dollars. All were listed as manuscript copies. I let my eyes travel down the columns of titles: The Grand Grimoire The Constitution of Pope Honorius The Black Raven D. Joh. Faust's Geister und Hollenzwang Der Grosse und Gewaltige Hollenzwang Le Dragon rouge, ou l'art de commander les esprits c├йlestes, a├йriens, terrestres, infernaux Farther down the list shifted into Latin: Sigillum Solomonis Schemhamphoras Solomonis Regis De Officio Spirituum Lemegeton At the bottom, all by itself, was Clavicula Solomonis. "The true Key of Solomon. In his own hand." That was priced at ten thousand dollars. At that it was dirt cheap. These people were in the wrong business, whatever that business was. A manuscript copy of a book written by Solomon himself would bring millions in the rare book market. I shook my head. These were obvious fakes, but they all took themselves so seriously. Either it was all the most straight-faced put-on I had ever seen, or everybody in the society was mad. I skipped over the page of the day's program, saving that for later, and continued looking through the ads. You never realize the fantastic things you can buy until you chance upon a specialized booklet like this. I once stayed at a hotel that was having a convention of beer-can collectors, and I was told that a rare, old can sold for one hundred fifty dollars. Empty. magic wands (cut from virgin hazel with one blow of a new sword) quill pens (from the third feather of the right wing of a male goose) arthames (tempered in mole blood) black hens and hares (for haruspicy and spells) nails (from the coffin of an executed criminal) bat's blood tail of newt candles made of human fat |
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