"Jack C. Haldeman II - Enemy of the State" - читать интересную книгу автора (Haldeman Jack C) ENEMY OF THE
STATE Jack C. Haldeman II From "Analog" (August, 1991) INSERT CARD. ENTER YOUR SECRET NUMBERтАж Good Morning, Mr. Haldeman, this is FOOD-NET, your friendly computer-assisted shopping guide. We here at MOM & POP GROCERY INC. are pleased to announce many specials in the brands that our records show you typically purchase from our Main Street store. Texas Light Beer, which you consume at an average rate of 3.7 cases a week, has been marked down 35 cents a case from our everyday low price. This represents a potential savings to you, our valued customer, of $67.34 a year. We here at MOM & POP notice that you have started smoking again after a 2.3 year lapse. Thank you for making an informed choice. May we suggest you check out our toothpaste selection and perhaps consider with smokers like yourself in mind. Sure, it costs a bit more, but wouldn't you feel more confident and self-assured knowing that those ugly nicotine stains won't embarrass you in public? While you're at it, we offer a wide selection of cough drops one aisle over. According to our files, Mr. Haldeman, you were due to purchase fish food two weeks ago. We sincerely hope your beloved pets have not met with misfortune. If so, may we suggest a visit to THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF PETS for a replacement? Mention FOOD-NET at your time of purchase for a 5% discount. INSERT CARD. ENTER YOUR SECRET NUMBERтАж A well-tuned car is a happy car, Mr. Haldeman. Our service records show that it's time for a tune-up and oil change. And at your average rate of 1,872 miles per month, those tires we sold you last September must be |
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