"Jack C. Haldeman II - Enemy of the State" - читать интересную книгу автора (Haldeman Jack C) While you have always been carried as a Safe Driver on our books, it has
come to our attention that you consume an inordinate amount of beer and fail to maintain your vehicle in tip-top condition. This, coupled with your unfortunate decision to resume smoking has left us no choice but to raise your rates. If you have any questions, please call our 800 number from any touch tone phone. INSERT CARD. ENTER YOUR SECRET NUMBERтАж Our records show that it is past time for your annual dental checkup and cleaning, Mr. Haldeman. We sent you notices on the 8th, 15th, and 21st of last month and you have not yet replied. Really, Mr. Haldeman, your teeth are the most important organ in your body, and you are doing yourself no good at all in ignoring our reminders. We simply cannot be responsible for your mouth if you do not follow recommended dental hygiene procedures. INSERT CARD. ENTER YOUR SECRET NUMBERтАж Dear [Client Name=] MR. HALDEMAN. Our databanks here at THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF PETS show that it is time for your [pet type =] GOLDFISH, [pet name #1=] HYDE and [pet name #2=] ZEKE to receive their annual [treatment #1=] RABIES SHOTS and [treatment #2=] HOOF CLEANING. Please do not delay in setting up an appointment for these vitally important procedures. Mention our name when purchasing fish food at [Info Exchange Member=] MOM & POP GROCERY INC. for 25 cents off. **** ERROR DETECTED **** **** DELETE MESSAGE. SEND AGAIN. **** Dear MR. HALDEMAN. Our databanks here at THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF PETS show that it is time for your pet GOLDFISH, HYDE and ZEKE to receive their annual RABIES SHOTS and HOOF CLEANING. Please do not delay in setting up an appointment for these vitally important procedures. Mention our name when purchasing fish food at |
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