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"Rabbi Klein died Monday," I remind her. "Only one dead clergyman per week, Emma. It's in my contract."
"Then get me something better, Jack."
"I'm working on it."
"Who is James Stomarti?" she asks, peeking at my computer screen. With her intense jade-green eyes, Emma has the bearing of an exotic falcon.
I say, "You don't know? He was a musician."
"Local guy?"
"He had a place on Silver Beach," I say, "and one in the Bahamas."
"Never heard of him," Emma says.
"You're too young."
Emma looks skeptical, not flattered. "I think more people will care about Rabbi Levine."
"Then bump him to Metro," I suggest brightly.
Emma, of course, isn't keen on that idea. She and the Metropolitan editor don't get along.
"It's Sunday," I remind her. "Nothing else is happening in the free world. Metro can give the rabbi a fine send-off."
Emma says, "This musician-how old was he?"
"Thirty-nine."
"Yeah?"
Now I've got her chummed up.
Emma says coolly, "So, how'd he die?"
"I don't know."
"Probably drugs," she muses, "or suicide. And you know the rule on suicides, Jack."
Newspapers customarily do not report a private death as a suicide, on the theory it might plant the idea in the minds of other depressed people, who would immediately rush out and do themselves in. These days no paper can afford to lose subscribers.
There is, however, a long-standing journalistic exception to the no-suicide rule.
"He's famous, Emma. The rule goes out the window."
"He's not famous. I never heard of him."
Again she is forcing me to insult her. "Ever heard of Sylvia Plath?" I ask.
"Of course."
"Do you know why you've heard of her, Emma? Because she stuck her head in an oven. That's what she's famous for."
"Jack, you're not funny."
"Otherwise she's just another brilliant, obscure, unappreciated poet," I say. "Fame enhances death, but death also enhances fame. That's a fact."
Emma's fine-boned lower jaw is working back and forth. She's itching to tell me to go screw myself but that would constitute a serious violation of management policy, a dark entry in an otherwise promising personnel file. I feel for her, I really do.
"Emma, let me do some checking on Stomarti."
"In the meantime," she says sharply, "I'll be holding twelve inches for Rabbi Levine."

A death notice isn't the same as an obituary. A death notice is a classified advertisement written and paid for by the family of the deceased, and sent to newspapers by the funeral home as part of its full-service package. Death notices usually are printed in a small type known as agate, but they can be as long-winded and florid as the family desires. Newspapers are always happy to sell the space.
The death notice of Jimmy Stoma was remarkable for its brevity, and for what was omitted:
STOMARTI, James Bradley, 39, passed away Thursday in the Berry Islands. A resident of Silver Beach since 1993, Jim was a successful businessman who was active in his church and neighborhood civic groups. He loved golf, sailing and diving, and raised thousands of dollars to help restore damaged coral reefs in the Florida Keys and the Bahamas. A cherished friend, devoted brother and beloved husband, he will be deeply missed by his wife, Cynthia Jane, and his sister Janet Stomarti Thrush of Beckerville. A private family mass will be held Tuesday morning at St. Stephen's Church, followed by a brief shipboard ceremony near the Ripley Lighthouse, where Jim wished to have his mortal remains committed. In lieu of flowers, the family asks that contributions be made to the Cousteau Society, in Jim's memory.
Odd. No trace of his life as a Slut Puppy, the six million records sold, the MTV video awards, the Grammy. Music wasn't even listed among his hobbies.
Maybe Jimmy Stoma had wanted it that way; maybe he had worked so hard to put the wild years behind him that he'd wanted nothing, not even his own death, to revive the past.
Sorry, pal, I'll try to be gentle.

There is no James or J. Stomarti in the county phone book, but a Janet Thrush is listed in Beckerville. A woman picks up on the third ring. I tell her who I am and what I'm writing.
"Sorry," she says, "it's a bad time."
"You're Jimmy's sister?"
"That's right. Look, can you call back in a couple days?"
Here comes the dicey part when I've got to explain-very delicately-that when it comes to obituaries, it's now or never. Wait forty-eight hours and nobody at the paper will give a rat's ass about your dead brother.
Nothing personal. It's the nature of news.
"The story's running tomorrow," I tell his sister. "I really hate to bother you. And you're right, there's lots of stuff I could use from our clippings...."
I let this ghastly prospect sink in. Nobody deserves an obituary constructed exclusively from old newspaper stories.
"I'd prefer chatting with those who knew him best," I say. "His death is going to be a shock for lots of people all over the country. Your brother had so many fans...."
"Fans?" Janet Thrush is testing me.