"Hubbard, L. Ron - Mission Earth 10 - Doomed Planet" - читать интересную книгу автора (Hubbard L. Ron)

Scanned by MrHappy because nobody else would.

Voltarian

Censor's

Disclaimer

Now that the Crown has magnanimously tolerated the last volume of this overwrought, extravagant, hyperbolic work, let it never be said that We were not tolerant.

The Crown has made its position clear.

This is a COMPLETE work of fiction.

Lord Invay

Royal Historian

Chairman, Board of Censors

Royal Palace

Voltar Confederacy,

By Order of

His Imperial Majesty

Wully the Wise

Voltarian

Translator's

Preface

I've been a Robotbrain in the Translatophone for nearly six hundred years. In that time, I have translated more books, papers, letters, speeches, songs, decisions, journals, etc., than even I could count.

But NOTHING compares to this job which I have FINALLY completed.

It wasn't the translation that was difficult. Oh, sure, it's a challenge to move it into a language of a planet that doesn't exist. What boggled my circuits was EARTH!

I've dealt with pirates, politicians, musicians, Lords, commoners, thieves and even Emperors. I've seen civilizations rise and fall. I've dealt with the most advanced and then some that are just slightly above the intelligence of a sponge.

They've come in every possible shape, size and composition.

So when I say that I've NEVER come across anything like EARTH, I know what I'm talking about.

If there is any doubt, read on!