"L Ron Hubbard - Mission Earth 04 - An Alien Affair" - читать интересную книгу автора (Hubbard L. Ron)

His Imperial Majesty
Wully the Wise

Voltarian Translator's Preface
Hi there.
This is 54 Charlee Nine, the Robotbrain in the Translatophone and the translator of this
work.
In support of the Honorable Lord Invay, I can verify that there is nothing in my most
extensive data banks to compare with what is described in this book. In fact, certain Earth
practices came as such a shock that one of my subcomputers quit in protest and still won't talk to
me and another tried to mate with itself.
Meanwhile, two are still having a great time arguing over the proposition "Earth is dirty,"
one is writing a musical, "Candied," two are coauthoring a book called "101 More Ways to Use



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Mustard and Rolling Pins" and the rest are rejecting this ridiculous behavior with gales of
hysterical laughter.
That leaves me to try and put some order back into the area after I write up the Key to this
volume, which immediately follows.
For a nonexistent planet, Earth is a pain in the circuits.

Sincerely,
54 Charlee Nine
Robotbrain in the Translatophone

Key to AN ALIEN AFFAIR
Absorbo-coatтАФCoating that absorbs light waves, making the object virtually invisible or
undetectable.

AfyonтАФCity in Turkey where the Apparatus has a secret base.

Agnes, MissтАФPersonal aide to Delbert John Rockecenter.

Agricultural Training Center for PeasantsтАФCover name for the secret Apparatus base in Afyon,
Turkey.

AntimancoтАФA race exiled long ago from the planet Manco for ritual murders.

Apparatus, Coordinated InformationтАФThe secret police of Voltar, headed by Lombar Hisst and manned
by criminals.

Assassin PilotsтАФSpace pilots used to kill any Apparatus personnel who try to flee a battle.

AtalantaтАФHome province for Jettero Heller and the Countess Krak on the planet Manco.

Babe CorleoneтАФThe six-foot-six leader of the Corleone mob, widow of "Holy Joe."