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Mission Earth Volume 08 Disaster
by L. Ron Hubbard

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Proofed/formatted by Warburner

Voltarian
Censor's
Disclaimer

This work is the worst sort of sensationalism and any potential reader has much better things to
do. There are no such court documents as claimed in this book. There are no such computer
readouts. There are no such ruins.
There is no planet Earth.
And that's that!
Lord Invay
Royal Historian
Chairman, Board of Censors
Royal Palace
Voltar Confederacy
By Order of
His Imperial Majesty Wully the Wise

Voltarian
Translator's
Preface

Lord Invay is getting out of hand.
First they give me this thing to translate and then they have him running around telling people
not to read it. I can't figure it out.
As long as I have your attention, I'm 54 Charlee Nine and I am fulfilling my obligation by
informing you that this work has been translated from Voltarian into your language, which, by the
way, doesn't exist. Pretty clever. I have used "black hole" in this work, although I wish your
language had a better term. It is slightly inaccurate as an astronomical phrase. It is more
accurate as a description of your current Earth science, which is so convoluted that it is
incapable of releasing any light. But since Earth scientists don't believe in hyperluminary
(faster than light) phenomena, they can't understand the concept of imploded light, which is at
the other end of the spectrum. So what you are about to read about black holes is accurate,
despite what you've heard. They do come in very different sizes, and the small ones can be
captured and used. As a final note, I never had a chance to meet Corky, who appears in this book,
but he sounds like someone who had his circuits together.
With that, I give you your key to this volume.

Sincerely,
54 Charlee Nine
Robotbrain in the
Translatophone