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Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic
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Nettle was holding up her hands. 'Hey! Hey! Guys! Calm down!''Why should we calm down!?' Dan had hit Histrionic Mode. 'You've just destroyed our future home! You've forced us onto an alien spacecraft! And now we're not even on Earth any more! God knows how we'll ever get back!''Please!' said Nettle. 'I didn't destroy your future home.''No! No! I know! I'm sorry! I just got carried away!' Dan didn't know why he'd said that.'And if we really are in the situation this robot tells us we're in, we'd better keep our heads and decide how to get out of it.''Arrrggggghh! Aggggggghhhhhh! Arrrrghhhhhhhh!!' Lucy had decided to set aside her admiration for the fabulous decor of the ship and had reverted to Primal Scream Mode.'Please scream on the Super Galactic Traveller Class decks only!' urged the Doorbot.'We must do something' began Nettle;'DO?!' shouted Dan. 'DO?! WHAT CAN WE DO?!''I suggest,' said Nettle firmly, 'we find the Captain - there must be one - explain our situation - and ask him to take us home.''Fine! Oh fine!' Dan was beside himself with sarcasm. 'FINE! Find the Captain! Why didn't I think of that? Oh yes! Brilliant idea!... Actually that is a pretty good idea.''Arrgh! Aaaaaagh! Arrrrrgh!' continued Lucy after a short pause.'Shut up!' said Dan. It was the first time he had ever spoken to Lucy like that, and she shut up in surprise.'Where can we find the Captain?' Nettie turned to the Doorbot, who was looking about anxiously to make sure that no other passengers were being incommoded by all this Super Galactic Traveller Class screaming.'The Captain, madam or thing, is to be found on the Captain's Bridge,' said the Doorbot coldly with killing logic.'And where do we find that?''You don't,' said the robot firmly. 'The Captain's Bridge is accessible only from the First Class accommodation.''Well surely we can just go through in order to get to the Bridge?' reasoned Nettle.'I'm afraid not,' sniffed the Doorbot. 'All travelling area restrictions are strictly observed on this vessel.'
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Douglas Adams' Starship Titanic
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Nettle was holding up her hands. 'Hey! Hey! Guys! Calm down!''Why should we calm down!?' Dan had hit Histrionic Mode. 'You've just destroyed our future home! You've forced us onto an alien spacecraft! And now we're not even on Earth any more! God knows how we'll ever get back!''Please!' said Nettle. 'I didn't destroy your future home.''No! No! I know! I'm sorry! I just got carried away!' Dan didn't know why he'd said that.'And if we really are in the situation this robot tells us we're in, we'd better keep our heads and decide how to get out of it.''Arrrggggghh! Aggggggghhhhhh! Arrrrghhhhhhhh!!' Lucy had decided to set aside her admiration for the fabulous decor of the ship and had reverted to Primal Scream Mode.'Please scream on the Super Galactic Traveller Class decks only!' urged the Doorbot.'We must do something' began Nettle;'DO?!' shouted Dan. 'DO?! WHAT CAN WE DO?!''I suggest,' said Nettle firmly, 'we find the Captain - there must be one - explain our situation - and ask him to take us home.''Fine! Oh fine!' Dan was beside himself with sarcasm. 'FINE! Find the Captain! Why didn't I think of that? Oh yes! Brilliant idea!... Actually that is a pretty good idea.''Arrgh! Aaaaaagh! Arrrrrgh!' continued Lucy after a short pause.'Shut up!' said Dan. It was the first time he had ever spoken to Lucy like that, and she shut up in surprise.'Where can we find the Captain?' Nettie turned to the Doorbot, who was looking about anxiously to make sure that no other passengers were being incommoded by all this Super Galactic Traveller Class screaming.'The Captain, madam or thing, is to be found on the Captain's Bridge,' said the Doorbot coldly with killing logic.'And where do we find that?''You don't,' said the robot firmly. 'The Captain's Bridge is accessible only from the First Class accommodation.''Well surely we can just go through in order to get to the Bridge?' reasoned Nettle.'I'm afraid not,' sniffed the Doorbot. 'All travelling area restrictions are strictly observed on this vessel.'
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