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why school buses
are yellow by James Patrick Kelly

In the beginning, everyone went to school at night.

The first bell rang at 10 PM and kids sat in class until midnight, when everyone went to the lunchroom to
eat. The cafeteria food didn't actually look all that bad under the lights.

For a while our school here in town had flashlight night and Mrs. Perkins turned off all the lights in the
cafeteria and the kids ate by flashlight. But that ended when our lunch ladies complained about the mess.
After lunch there was recess, but since none of the kids parents allowed them to play outside in the
middle of the night, recess wasn't much fun. Mostly kids just sat in the hall and played go fish or doodled
in their notebooks or counted the floor tiles. After recess, everyone went back to class. The buses came
at 3:30 in the morning. Most of them were black, although some were dark blue or purple with brown
polka dots. You had to look real hard to see them. Kids usually got home in time for sunrise and a nice
breakfast of hamburgers or pizza or maybe chicken nuggets.

The good thing about night school was that all the kids studied hard and were did well on standardized
tests because when they looked out the window in class there was nothing to see. The bad thing about
night school was тАж well there wasn't anything bad. Everyone thought it was perfect. Or at least that's
what they thought in the beginning. they weren't very smart back then.

Except a man named Bob. He owned a paint store in my hometown of Nottingham, New Hampshire,
which I'm sure you've never heard of. Bob wasn't doing very much business because all the grownups
slept during the day when their kids were asleep and went to work at night when their kids were in
school. And because they were mostly up in the dark, they couldn't see that their houses needed to be
painted. Which meant Bob didn't sell much paint, which meant he had time at night to sit and think.

Bob realized that his own kids weren't happy. They kept complaining that their lives were boring. There
were no sports. No riding bikes or swimming. In the winter there was night skiing, but that was so
freezing. Even TV was boring. Have you ever watched TV at four in the morning? There's nothing on but
news and Home Shopping and shows about the pyramids in Egypt or England or wherever they are. And
by the time all the good shows came on, Bob's kids had to go to sleep so they could be rested up for
night school.

So Bob wrote a letter to the President of Our Beloved Land and gave him a suggestion. This was Bob's
first good, no, excellent idea. Why not move school to the day time? Say first thing in the morning, right
after sunrise. Just a little after everyone got up. That way, kids wouldn't have to sleep most of the day.
They could play soccer and throw Frisbees and swim in the lake. If they went to school first thing, then
they would be done in the afternoon when the sun was still shining and they could do stuff outside or at
least there would be something worth watching on TV.

Well, the President showed Bob's letter to the Vice-President of Our Beloved Land and she showed it to
the Secretary of Learning and Other Educational Stuff and she wrote a memo about how they should try
having school during the day, but just during the month of February as a test because if it didn't work,
then at least the mistake would last only twenty-eight days. But as it turned out, everybody liked going to
school during the day a lot, kids and parents and teachers and especially the bus drivers, who were really
tired of squinting to see in the dark when they drove. They liked it so much that they kept it up into
March and April. In May of that year, kids invented kickball and grownups invented golf, because they
had so much extra time in the day. And so the President of Our Beloved Land proposed a law that said