"Geoffrey A. Landis - Shooting The Moon" - читать интересную книгу автора (Landis Geoffrey A)the Gecko said. "That's huge. We can cut corners, leave behind the redundancy,
get rid of the marginтАФwe can do it for a quarter of the launch mass." There's an obscure law, you probably haven't heard of it, said that scrap government property can be claimed for cost by any company which has a legitimate business use for it. Far as I know, it's still on the books. At the end of the Apollo program, NASA scrapped three complete Saturn rockets. You can see them, rusting away on display, one in Huntsville, one in Houston, one at the Cape. Lousy thing to do with a rocket, my opinion. We couldn't get themтАФthe damn museums at the Space Centers refused to declare them excess. But we found out that the engines and avionics for Apollo 21тАФthe long-lead-time parts, all the important stuffтАФhad been manufactured before the mission was canned. They were still there, in perfect shape, stashed in climate-controlled warehouses in Alabama and California. We got dibs on them. The Gecko was a tall gangly guy with an unpronounceable Polish name. You've never heard of him, but he was an orbital mechanics wizard, which was really something back in those days when a computer was a big hunk of temperamental iron that took up a whole air-conditioned room. I had never seen him wear anything other than a white button-down shirt, not even to the beach. Somebody called him the Gecko because he moved like one, stock still for minutes, and then suddenlyтАФblurтАФhe was somewhere else. The name stuck, even if the guy who tagged him couldn't hack it and left the program. Mr. Rich, that's Ricardo Capolongo. He was short, dapper, and always wore a suit with a vest, even when vests were out of style. It was Mr. Rich tracked down the spare Apollo parts, and Gecko who said, with no trace of drunkenness in his voice, that if we could find backing, he could land us safely on the We'd all read Heinlein. "The Man Who Sold the Moon," great story. It was our inspiration. We could do it. There was money could be made in space, and the entertainment industry was the place to make it. So we made a pact. We were solemnly sober about it. We pledged to the project everything we had: our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor. We bought tickets west, and hit the streets of Hollywood. I had our financial statements all worked out, knew how to talk knowledgeable about gross, net, up-front money, shooting ratio. We were ready to show how the venture could make money: just give us a billion dollars to put together a mission to the moon, I could guarantee a profit: if not on television and first-run film rights, then on the plastic models and Vue-Master and product endorsements. We had all our T's dotted and our I's crossed, and we started right at the top of the list. We got laughed at. Kubrick we couldn't even talk to. Altman was too busy to talk, this week and for the rest of the next decade. We moved down the list. Once word started getting around Hollywood about the three nerds with their wacko pitch, we had problems even getting in the door. Roddenberry told us to shove off. We kept on pounding the pavement, moving down the list. Roger Corman loved it, couldn't get the money together. Then further down yet. Finally we scraped the bottom of the barrel, and when that didn't work, we went lower yet. We ended up with Danton Swiggs. No, I don't doubt that you never heard of him, although he produced two, maybe three hundred feature movies. He's known well enough in Hollywood, though. |
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