"Keith Laumer - The Monitors" - читать интересную книгу автора (Laumer Keith)rebuking his star pupil for missing an easy one. "Your help will make my task easier."
"Why should I want to make your task easier?" Blondel demanded. "Why not?" The Tersh Jetterax smiled disarmingly. "Well -- you did invade the country," Blondel reminded him. "Ummm. An unfortunate turn of phrase. Why don't you just think of us as kindly visitors?" "Kindly visitors don't usually kick out the cops and take over," Blondel pointed out. "You resent our replacement of your police forces?" The Tersh looked astonished. "But they were inefficient, inadequate, unjust -- " "Still, they were my cops, not out- of- town slickers with gas guns that turn healthy Irish tempers into vacant looks!" "Your cops? Really, Mr. Blondel -- how much did you, personally, actually have to do with the administration of police regulations, the appointment of police officers, even with the formulation of the laws they were charged to enforce?" "Well, I had the right to vote for the legislators - - or whoever it is that decides to install parking meters and No Left Turn signs ... " "Ummm. The Police Commission. And who appoints them?" "Beats me," Blondel admitted. "But -- " "Be candid, Mr. Blondel. Can you in conscience support a system which levies arrest quotas on uneducated and underpaid factota who busy themselves by subjecting you to embarrassment, inconvenience, discourtesy, detention and twenty- dollar fines for merely slowing to two miles per hour instead of coming to a full stop when crossing a deserted intersection - - an intersection built with your tax money - - while the theft of your bicycle or the rifling of your home by burglars goes uncorrected, nine times out of ten?" "Not exactly, but -- " "We have merely r eplaced an ineffective system with a just and efficient one; an imperfect can turn your attention to self- development, secure in the knowledge that your society will not capriciously penalize you for the enrichment or aggrandizement of inept or venal bureaucrats." "If you don't mind my asking - - why bother to convince me? You've caught me. What happens now?" "Mr. Blondel, you are the first of your fellow citizens I've had the pleasure of talking to, face to face. Your apparent unwillingness to co- operate with your new government is a cause of deep concern to me." "I didn't co- operate too well with the old one. I wouldn't hold out much hope for any improvement." The Tersh spread his hands and showed an Honest-Bewilderment look. "My government will conduct your affairs in accordance with the highest principles of your own ethical systems." "Thanks - - but the fact is, we prefer to conduct our own affairs in accordanc e with whatever principles strike our fancies." "This intense loyalty you apparently feel - - to what is it actually attached, Mr. Blondel?" The old man looked at him as though he suspected him of holding out on the secret of the Universe. "Is it the countryside, the hills and trees? If so, rest assured we plan no major topographical modifications. Is it the fluctuating roster of persons who comprise the national population? They will continue to thrive and, in fact, will find their lot vastly improved. Is it the documents on which your previous regime was nominally based? Let me put your mind at rest: Our rule will be based on this same Constitution, more faithfully interpreted than by your own elected officials." "But at least they were elected," Blondel re minded him. "Your childlike confidence in the persons who count the votes astonishes me." The Tersh smiled sympathetically. "And the nominees - - they were your personal choices?" "Maybe I wouldn't have picked the exact candidates," Blondel hedged, "but -- " |
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