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Kelly Link - The Specialist's Hat

"When you're Dead," Samantha says, "you don't have to brush your teeth."
"When you're Dead," Claire says, "you live in a box, and it's always dark,
but you're not ever afraid."
Claire and Samantha are identical twins. Their combined age is twenty
years, four months, and six days. Claire is better at being Dead than
Samantha.
The babysitter yawns, covering up her mouth with a long white hand. "I
said to brush your teeth and that it's time for bed," she says. She sits
cross-legged on the flowered bedspread between them. She has been teaching
them a card game called Pounce, which involves three decks of cards, one
for each of them. Samantha's deck is missing the Jack of Spades and the
Two of Hearts, and Claire keeps on cheating. The babysitter wins anyway.
There are still flecks of dried shaving cream and toilet paper on her
arms. It is hard to tell how old she isat first they thought she must be a
grownup, but now she hardly looks older than them. Samantha has forgotten
the babysitter's name.
Claire's face is stubborn. "When you're Dead," she says, "you stay up all
night long."
"When you're dead," the babysitter snaps, "it's always very cold and damp,
and you have to be very, very quiet or else the Specialist will get you."
"This house is haunted," Claire says.
"I know it is," the babysitter says. "I used to live here."

Something is creeping up the stairs,
Something is standing outside the door,
Something is sobbing, sobbing in the dark;
Something is sighing across the floor.

Claire and Samantha are spending the summer with their father, in the
house called Eight Chimneys. Their mother is dead. She has been dead for
exactly 282 days.
Their father is writing a history of Eight Chimneys, and of the poet,
Charles Cheatham Rash, who lived here at the turn of the century, and who
ran away to sea when he was thirteen, and returned when he was
thirty-eight. He married, fathered a child, wrote three volumes of bad,
obscure poetry, and an even worse and more obscure novel, The One Who Is
Watching Me Through the Window, before disappearing again in 1907, this
time for good. Samantha and Claire's father says that some of the poetry
is actually quite readable, and at least the novel isn't very long.
When Samantha asked him why he was writing about Rash, he replied that no
one else had, and why didn't she and Samantha go play outside. When she
pointed out that she was Samantha, he just scowled and said how could he
be expected to tell them apart when they both wore blue jeans and flannel
shirts, and why couldn't one of them dress all in green and the other
pink?
Claire and Samantha prefer to play inside. Eight Chimneys is as big as a
castle, but dustier and darker than Samantha imagines a castle would be.
The house is open to the public, and during the day peoplefamiliesdriving