On a hill overlooking the kingsroad, a long
trestle table of rough-hewn pine had been erected beneath an elm
tree and covered with a golden cloth. There, beside his pavilion,
Lord Tywin took his evening meal with his chief knights and lords
bannermen, his great crimson-and-gold standard waving overhead from
a lofty pike.
Tyrion arrived late, saddlesore, and sour, all too vividly aware
of how amusing he must look as he waddled up the slope to his
father. The day’s march had been long and tiring. He thought
he might get quite drunk tonight. It was twilight, and the air was
alive with drifting fireflies.
The cooks were serving the meat course: five suckling pigs, skin
seared and crackling, a different fruit in every mouth. The smell
made his mouth water. “My pardons,” he began, taking
his place on the bench beside his uncle.
“Perhaps I’d best charge you with burying our dead,
Tyrion,” Lord Tywin said. “If you are as late to battle
as you are to table, the fighting will all be done by the time you
arrive.”
“Oh, surely you can save me a peasant or two,
Father,” Tyrion replied. “Not too many, I
wouldn’t want to be greedy.” He filled his wine cup and
watched a serving man carve into the pig. The crisp skin crackled
under his knife, and hot juice ran from the meat. It was the
loveliest sight Tyrion had seen in ages.
“Ser Addam’s outriders say the Stark host has moved
south from the Twins,” his father reported as his trencher
was filled with slices of pork. “Lord Frey’s levies
have joined them. They are likely no more than a day’s march
north of us.”
“Please, Father,” Tyrion said. “I’m
about to eat.”
“Does the thought of facing the Stark boy unman you,
Tyrion? Your brother Jaime would be eager to come to grips with
him.”
“I’d sooner come to grips with that pig. Robb Stark
is not half so tender, and he never smelled as good.”
Lord Lefford, the sour bird who had charge of their stores and
supplies, leaned forward. “I hope your savages do not share
your reluctance, else we’ve wasted our good steel on
them.”
“My savages will put your steel to excellent use, my
lord,” Tyrion replied. When he had told Lefford he needed
arms and armor to equip the three hundred men Ulf had fetched down
out of the foothills, you would have thought he’d asked the
man to turn his virgin daughters over to their pleasure.
Lord Lefford frowned. “I saw that great hairy one today,
the one who insisted that he must have two battle-axes, the heavy
black steel ones with twin crescent blades.”
“Shagga likes to kill with either hand,” Tyrion said
as a trencher of steaming pork was laid in front of him.
“He still had that wood-axe of his strapped to his
back.”
“Shagga is of the opinion that three axes are even better
than two.” Tyrion reached a thumb and forefinger into the
salt dish, and sprinkled a healthy pinch over his meat.
Ser Kevan leaned forward. “We had a thought to put you and
your wildlings in the vanguard when we come to battle.”
Ser Kevan seldom “had a thought” that Lord Tywin had
not had first. Tyrion had skewered a chunk of meat on the point of
his dagger and brought it to his mouth. Now he lowered it.
“The vanguard?” he repeated dubiously. Either his lord
father had a new respect for Tyrion’s abilities, or
he’d decided to rid himself of his embarrassing get for good.
Tyrion had the gloomy feeling he knew which.
“They seem ferocious enough,” Ser Kevan said.
“Ferocious?” Tyrion realized he was echoing his
uncle like a trained bird. His father watched, judging him,
weighing every word. “Let me tell you how ferocious they are.
Last night, a Moon Brother stabbed a Stone Crow over a sausage. So
today as we made camp three Stone Crows seized the man and opened
his throat for him. Perhaps they were hoping to get the sausage
back, I couldn’t say. Bronn managed to keep Shagga from
chopping off the dead man’s cock, which was fortunate, but
even so Ulf is demanding blood money, which Conn and Shagga refuse
to pay.”
“When soldiers lack discipline, the fault lies with their
lord commander,” his father said.
His brother Jaime had always been able to make men follow him
eagerly, and die for him if need be. Tyrion lacked that gift. He
bought loyalty with gold, and compelled obedience with his name.
“A bigger man would be able to put the fear in them, is that
what you’re saying, my lord?”
Lord Tywin Lannister turned to his brother. “If my
son’s men will not obey his commands, perhaps the vanguard is
not the place for him. No doubt he would be more comfortable in the
rear, guarding our baggage train.”
“Do me no kindnesses, Father,” he said angrily.
“If you have no other command to offer me, I’ll lead
your van.”
Lord Tywin studied his dwarf son. “I said nothing about
command. You will serve under Ser Gregor.”
Tyrion took one bite of pork, chewed a moment, and spit it out
angrily. “I find I am not hungry after all,” he said,
climbing awkwardly off the bench. “Pray excuse me, my
lords.”
Lord Tywin inclined his head, dismissing him. Tyrion turned and
walked away. He was conscious of their eyes on his back as he
waddled down the hill. A great gust of laughter went up from behind
him, but he did not look back. He hoped they all choked on their
suckling pigs.
Dusk had settled, turning all the banners black. The Lannister
camp sprawled for miles between the river and the kingsroad. In
amongst the men and the horses and the trees, it was easy to get
lost, and Tyrion did. He passed a dozen great pavilions and
a hundred cookfires. Fireflies drifted amongst the tents like
wandering stars. He caught the scent of garlic sausage, spiced and
savory, so tempting it made his empty stomach growl. Away in the
distance, he heard voices raised in some bawdy song. A giggling
woman raced past him, naked beneath a dark cloak, her drunken
pursuer stumbling over tree roots. Farther on, two spearmen faced
each other across a little trickle of a stream, practicing their
thrust-and-parry in the fading light, their chests bare and slick
with sweat.
No one looked at him. No one spoke to him. No one paid him any
mind. He was surrounded by men sworn to House Lannister, a vast
host twenty thousand strong, and yet he was alone.
When he heard the deep rumble of Shagga’s laughter booming
through the dark, he followed it to the Stone Crows in their small
corner of the night. Conn son of Coratt waved a tankard of ale.
“Tyrion Halfman! Come, sit by our fire, share meat with the
Stone Crows. We have an ox.”
“I can see that, Conn son of Coratt.” The huge red
carcass was suspended over a roaring fire, skewered on a spit the
size of a small tree. No doubt it was a small tree. Blood and
grease dripped down into the flames as two Stone Crows turned the
meat. “I thank you. Send for me when the ox is cooked.”
From the look of it, that might even be before the battle. He
walked on.
Each clan had its own cookfire; Black Ears did not eat with
Stone Crows, Stone Crows did not eat with Moon Brothers, and no one
ate with Burned Men. The modest tent he had coaxed out of Lord
Lefford’s stores had been erected in the center of the four
fires. Tyrion found Bronn sharing a skin of wine with the new
servants. Lord Tywin had sent him a groom and a body servant to see
to his needs, and even insisted he take a squire. They were seated
around the embers of a small cookfire. A girl was with them; slim,
dark-haired, no more than eighteen by the look of her. Tyrion
studied her face for a moment, before he spied fishbones in the
ashes. “What did you eat?”
“Trout, m’lord,” said his groom. “Bronn
caught them.” Trout, he thought. Suckling pig. Damn my father. He stared
mournfully at the bones, his belly rumbling.
His squire, a boy with the unfortunate name of Podrick Payne,
swallowed whatever he had been about to say. The lad was a distant
cousin to Ser Ilyn Payne, the king’s headsman . . . and
almost as quiet, although not for want of a tongue. Tyrion had made
him stick it out once, just to be certain. “Definitely a
tongue,” he had said. “Someday you must learn to use
it.”
At the moment, he did not have the patience to try and coax a
thought out of the lad, whom he suspected had been inflicted on him
as a cruel jape. Tyrion turned his attention back to the girl.
“Is this her?” he asked Bronn.
She rose gracefully and looked down at him from the lofty height
of five feet or more. “It is, m’lord, and she can speak
for herself, if it please you.”
He cocked his head to one side. “I am Tyrion, of House
Lannister. Men call me the Imp.”
“My mother named me Shae. Men call me . . . often.”
Bronn laughed, and Tyrion had to smile. “Into the tent,
Shae, if you would be so kind.” He lifted the flap and held
it for her. Inside, he knelt to light a candle.
The life of a soldier was not without certain compensations.
Wherever you have a camp, you are certain to have camp followers.
At the end of the day’s march, Tyrion had sent Bronn back to
find him a likely whore. “I would prefer one who is
reasonably young, with as pretty a face as you can find,” he
had said. “If she has washed sometime this year, I shall be
glad. If she hasn’t, wash her. Be certain that you tell her
who I am, and warn her of what I am.” Jyck had not always
troubled to do that. There was a look the girls got in their eyes
sometimes when they first beheld the lordling they’d been
hired to pleasure . . . a took that Tyrion Lannister did not ever
care to see again.
He lifted the candle and looked her over. Bronn had done well
enough; she was doe-eyed and slim, with small firm breasts and a
smile that was by turns shy, insolent, and wicked. He liked that.
“Shall I take my gown off, m’lord?” she
asked.
“In good time. Are you a maiden, Shae?”
“If it please you, m’lord,” she said
demurely.
“What would please me would be the truth of you,
girl.”
“Aye, but that will cost you double.”
Tyrion decided they would get along splendidly. “I am a
Lannister. Gold I have in plenty, and you’ll find me generous
. . . but I’ll want more from you than what you’ve got
between your legs, though I’ll want that too. You’ll
share my tent, pour my wine, laugh at my jests, rub the ache from
my legs after each day’s ride . . . and whether I keep you a
day or a year, for so long as we are together you will take no
other men into your bed.”
“Fair enough.” She reached down to the hem of her
thin roughspun gown and pulled it up over her head in one smooth
motion, tossing it aside. There was nothing underneath but Shae.
“If he don’t put down that candle, m’lord will burn his
fingers.”
Tyrion put down the candle, took her hand in his, and pulled her
gently to him. She bent to kiss him. Her mouth tasted of honey and
cloves, and her fingers were deft and practiced as they found the
fastenings of his clothes.
When he entered her, she welcomed him with whispered endearments
and small, shuddering gasps of pleasure. Tyrion suspected her
delight was feigned, but she did it so well that it did not matter.
That much truth he did not crave.
He had needed her, Tyrion realized afterward, as she lay quietly
in his arms. Her or someone like her. It had been nigh on a year
since he’d lain with a woman, since before he had set out for
Winterfell in company with his brother and King Robert. He could
well die on the morrow or the day after, and if he did, he would
sooner go to his grave thinking of Shae than of his lord father,
Lysa Arryn, or the Lady Catelyn Stark.
He could feel the softness of her breasts pressed against his
arm as she lay beside him. That was a good feeling. A song filled
his head. Softly, quietly, he began to whistle.
“What’s that, m’lord?” Shae murmured
against him.
“Nothing,” he told her. “A song I learned as a
boy, that’s all. Go to sleep, sweetling.”
When her eyes were closed and her breathing deep and steady,
Tyrion slid out from beneath her, gently, so as not to disturb her
sleep. Naked, he crawled outside, stepped over his squire, and
walked around behind his tent to make water.
Bronn was seated cross-legged under a chestnut tree, near where
they’d tied the horses. He was honing the edge of his sword,
wide awake; the sellsword did not seem to sleep like other men.
“Where did you find her?” Tyrion asked him as he
pissed.
“I took her from a knight. The man was loath to give her
up, but your name changed his thinking somewhat . . . that, and my
dirk at his throat.”
“Splendid,” Tyrion said dryly, shaking off the last
drops. “I seem to recall saying find me a whore, not make me
an enemy.”
“The pretty ones were all claimed,” Bronn said.
“I’ll be pleased to take her back if you’d prefer
a toothless drab.”
Tyrion limped closer to where he sat. “My lord father
would call that insolence, and send you to the mines for
impertinence.”
“Good for me you’re not your father,” Bronn
replied. “I saw one with boils all over her nose. Would you
like her?”
“What, and break your heart?” Tyrion shot back.
“I shall keep Shae. Did you perchance note the name of this
knight you took her from? I’d rather not have him beside me
in the battle.”
Bronn rose, cat-quick and cat-graceful, turning his sword in his
hand. “You’ll have me beside you in the battle,
dwarf.”
Tyrion nodded. The night air was warm on his bare skin.
“See that I survive this battle, and you can name your
reward.”
Bronn tossed the longsword from his right hand to his left, and
tried a cut. “Who’d want to kill the likes of
you?”
“My lord father, for one. He’s put me in the
van.”
“I’d do the same. A small man with a big shield.
You’ll give the archers fits.”
“I find you oddly cheering,” Tyrion said. “I
must be mad.”
Bronn sheathed his sword. “Beyond a doubt.”
When Tyrion returned to his tent, Shae rolled onto her elbow and
murmured sleepily, “I woke and m’lord was
gone.”
“M’lord is back now.” He slid in beside
her.
Her hand went between his stunted legs, and found him hard.
“Yes he is,” she whispered, stroking him.
He asked her about the man Bronn had taken her from, and she
named the minor retainer of an insignificant lordling. “You
need not fear his like, m’lord,” the girl said, her
fingers busy at his cock. “He is a small man.”
“And what am I, pray?” Tyrion asked her. “A
giant?”
“Oh, yes,” she purred, “my giant of
Lannister.” She mounted him then, and for a time, she almost
made him believe it. Tyrion went to sleep smiling . . .
. . . and woke in darkness to the blare of trumpets. Shae
was shaking him by the shoulder. “M’lord,” she
whispered. “Wake up, m’lord. I’m
frightened.”
Groggy, he sat up and threw back the blanket. The horns called
through the night, wild and urgent, a cry that said hurry hurry hurry.
He heard shouts, the clatter of spears, the whicker of horses,
though nothing yet that spoke to him of fighting. “My lord
father’s trumpets,” he said. “Battle assembly. I
thought Stark was yet a day’s march away.”
Shae shook her head, lost. Her eyes were wide and white.
Groaning, Tyrion lurched to his feet and pushed his way outside,
shouting for his squire. Wisps of pale fog drifted through the
night, long white fingers off the river. Men and horses blundered
through the predawn chill; saddles were being cinched, wagons
loaded, fires extinguished. The trumpets blew again: hurry hurry
hurry. Knights vaulted onto snorting coursers while men-at-arms
buckled their sword belts as they ran. When he found Pod, the boy
was snoring softly. Tyrion gave him a sharp poke in the ribs with
his toe. “My armor,” he said, “and be quick about
it.” Bronn came trotting out of the mists, already armored
and ahorse, wearing his battered halfhelm. “Do you know
what’s happened?” Tyrion asked him.
“The Stark boy stole a march on us,” Bronn said.
“He crept down the kingsroad in the night, and now his host
is less than a mile north of here, forming up in battle
array.” Hurry, the trumpets called, hurry hurry hurry.
“See that the clansmen are ready to ride.” Tyrion
ducked back inside his tent. “Where are my clothes?” he
barked at Shae. “There. No, the leather, damn it. Yes. Bring
me my boots.”
By the time he was dressed, his squire had laid out his armor,
such that it was. Tyrion owned a fine suit of heavy plate, expertly
crafted to fit his misshapen body. Alas, it was safe at Casterly
Rock, and he was not. He had to make do with oddments assembled
from Lord Lefford’s wagons: mail hauberk and coif, a dead
knight’s gorget, lobstered greaves and gauntlets and pointed
steel boots. Some of it was ornate, some plain; not a bit of it
matched, or fit as it should. His breastplate was meant for a
bigger man; for his oversize head, they found a huge bucket-shaped
greathelm topped with a foot-long triangular spike.
Shae helped Pod with the buckles and clasps. “If I die,
weep for me,” Tyrion told the whore.
“How will you know? You’ll be dead.”
“I’ll know.”
“I believe you would.” Shae lowered the greathelm
down over his head, and Pod fastened it to his gorget. Tyrion
buckled on his belt, heavy with the weight of shortsword and dirk.
By then his groom had brought up his mount, a formidable brown
courser armored as heavily as he was. He needed help to mount; he
felt as though he weighed a thousand stone. Pod handed him up his
shield, a massive slab of heavy ironwood banded with steel. Lastly
they gave him his battle-axe. Shae stepped back and looked him
over. “M’lord looks fearsome.”
“M’lord looks a dwarf in mismatched armor,”
Tyrion answered sourly, “but I thank you for the kindness.
Podrick, should the battle go against us, see the lady safely
home.” He saluted her with his axe, wheeled his horse about,
and trotted off. His stomach was a hard knot, so tight it pained
him. Behind, his servants hurriedly began to strike his tent. Pale
crimson fingers fanned out to the east as the first rays of the sun
broke over the horizon. The western sky was a deep purple, speckled
with stars. Tyrion wondered whether this was the last sunrise he
would ever see . . . and whether wondering was a mark of cowardice.
Did his brother Jaime ever contemplate death before a battle?
A warhorn sounded in the far distance, a deep mournful note that
chilled the soul. The clansmen climbed onto their scrawny mountain
horses, shouting curses and rude jokes. Several appeared to be
drunk. The rising sun was burning off the drifting tendrils of fog
as Tyrion led them off. What grass the horses had left was heavy
with dew, as if some passing god had scattered a bag of diamonds
over the earth. The mountain men fell in behind him, each clan
arrayed behind its own leaders.
In the dawn light, the army of Lord Tywin Lannister unfolded
like an iron rose, thorns gleaming.
His uncle would lead the center. Ser Kevan had raised his
standards above the kingsroad. Quivers hanging from their belts,
the foot archers arrayed themselves into three long lines, to east
and west of the road, and stood calmly stringing their bows.
Between them, pikemen formed squares; behind were rank on rank of
men-at-arms with spear and sword and axe. Three hundred heavy horse
surrounded Ser Kevan and the lords bannermen Lefford, Lydden, and
Serrett with all their sworn retainers.
The right wing was all cavalry, some four thousand men, heavy
with the weight of their armor. More than three quarters of the
knights were there, massed together like a great steel fist. Ser
Addam Marbrand had the command. Tyrion saw his banner unfurl as his
standardbearer shook it out; a burning tree, orange and smoke.
Behind him flew Ser Flement’s purple unicorn, the brindled
boar of Crakehall, the bantam rooster of Swyft, and more.
His lord father took his place on the hill where he had slept.
Around him, the reserve assembled; a huge force, half mounted and
half foot, five thousand strong. Lord Tywin almost always chose to
command the reserve; he would take the high ground and watch the
battle unfold below him, committing his forces when and where they
were needed most.
Even from afar, his lord father was resplendent. Tywin
Lannister’s battle armor put his son Jaime’s gilded
suit to shame. His greatcloak was sewn from countless layers of
cloth-of-gold, so heavy that it barely stirred even when he
charged, so large that its drape covered most of his
stallion’s hindquarters when he took the saddle. No ordinary
clasp would suffice for such a weight, so the greatcloak was held
in place by a matched pair of miniature lionesses crouching on his
shoulders, as if poised to spring. Their mate, a male with a
magnificent mane, reclined atop Lord Tywin’s greathelm, one
paw raking the air as he roared. All three lions were wrought in
gold, with ruby eyes. His armor was heavy steel plate, enameled in
a dark crimson, greaves and gauntlets inlaid with ornate gold
scrollwork. His rondels were golden sunbursts, all his fastenings
were gilded, and the red steel was burnished to such a high sheen
that it shone like fire in the light of the rising sun.
Tyrion could hear the rumble of the foemen’s drums now. He
remembered Robb Stark as he had last seen him, in his
father’s high seat in the Great Hall of Winterfell, a sword
naked and shining in his hands. He remembered how the direwolves
had come at him out of the shadows, and suddenly he could see them
again, snarling and snapping, teeth bared in his face. Would the
boy bring his wolves to war with him? The thought made him
uneasy.
The northerners would be exhausted after their long sleepless
march. Tyrion wondered what the boy had been thinking. Did he think
to take them unawares while they slept? Small chance of that;
whatever else might be said of him, Tywin Lannister was no
man’s fool.
The van was massing on the left. He saw the standard first,
three black dogs on a yellow field. Ser Gregor sat beneath it,
mounted on the biggest horse Tyrion had ever seen. Bronn took one
look at him and grinned. “Always follow a big man into
battle.”
Tyrion threw him a hard look. “And why is that?”
“They make such splendid targets. That one, he’ll
draw the eyes of every bowman on the field.”
Laughing, Tyrion regarded the Mountain with fresh eyes. “I
confess, I had not considered it in that light.”
Clegane had no splendor about him; his armor was steel plate,
dull grey, scarred by hard use and showing neither sigil nor
ornament. He was pointing men into position with his blade, a
two-handed greatsword that Ser Gregor waved about with one hand as
a lesser man might wave a dagger. “Any man runs, I’ll
cut him down myself,” he was roaring when he caught sight of
Tyrion. “Imp! Take the left. Hold the river. If you
can.”
The left of the left. To turn their flank, the Starks would need
horses that could run on water. Tyrion led his men toward the
riverbank. “Look,” he shouted, pointing with his axe.
“The river.” A blanket of pale mist still clung to the
surface of the water, the murky green current swirling past
underneath. The shallows were muddy and choked with reeds.
“That river is ours. Whatever happens, keep close to the
water. Never lose sight of it. Let no enemy come between us and our
river. If they dirty our waters, hack off their cocks and feed them
to the fishes.”
Shagga had an axe in either hand. He smashed them together and
made them ring. “Halfman!” he shouted. Other Stone
Crows picked up the cry, and the Black Ears and Moon Brothers as
well. The Burned Men did not shout, but they rattled their swords
and spears. “Halfman! Halfman! Halfman!”
Tyrion turned his courser in a circle to look over the field.
The ground was rolling and uneven here; soft and muddy near the
river, rising in a gentle slope toward the kingsroad, stony and
broken beyond it, to the cast. A few trees spotted the hillsides,
but most of the land had been cleared and planted. His heart
pounded in his chest in time to the drums, and under his layers of
leather and steel his brow was cold with sweat. He watched Ser
Gregor as the Mountain rode up and down the line, shouting and
gesticulating. This wing too was all cavalry, but where the right
was a mailed fist of knights and heavy lancers, the vanguard was
made up of the sweepings of the west: mounted archers in leather
jerkins, a swarming mass of undisciplined freeriders and
sellswords, fieldhands on plow horses armed with scythes and their
fathers’ rusted swords, half-trained boys from the stews of
Lannisport . . . and Tyrion and his mountain clansmen.
“Crow food,” Bronn muttered beside him, giving voice to
what Tyrion had left unsaid. He could only nod. Had his lord father
taken leave of his senses? No pikes, too few bowmen, a bare handful
of knights, the ill-armed and unarmored, commanded by an unthinking
brute who led with his rage . . . how could his father expect this
travesty of a battle to hold his left?
He had no time to think about it. The drums were so near that
the beat crept under his skin and set his hands to twitching. Bronn
drew his longsword, and suddenly the enemy was there before them,
boiling over the tops of the hills, advancing with measured tread
behind a wall of shields and pikes. Gods be damned, look at them all, Tyrion thought, though he knew
his father had more men on the field. Their captains led them on
armored warhorses, standard-bearers riding alongside with their
banners. He glimpsed the bull moose of the Hornwoods, the Karstark
sunburst, Lord Cerwyn’s battle-axe, and the mailed fist of
the Glovers . . . and the twin towers of Frey, blue on grey. So
much for his father’s certainty that Lord Walder would not
bestir himself. The white of House Stark was seen everywhere, the
grey direwolves seeming to run and leap as the banners swirled and
streamed from the high staffs. Where is the boy? Tyrion
wondered.
A warhorn blew. Haroooooooooooooooooooooooo, it cried, its voice
as long and low and chilling as a cold wind from the north. The
Lannister trumpets answered, da-DA da-DA da-DAAAAAAAAA, brazen and
defiant, yet it seemed to Tyrion that they sounded somehow smaller,
more anxious. He could feel a fluttering in his bowels, a queasy
liquid feeling; he hoped he was not going to die sick.
As the horns died away, a hissing filled the air; a vast flight
of arrows arched up from his right, where the archers stood
flanking the road. The northerners broke into a run, shouting as
they came, but the Lannister arrows fell on them like hail,
hundreds of arrows, thousands, and shouts turned to screams as men
stumbled and went down. By then a second flight was in the air, and
the archers were fitting a third arrow to their bowstrings.
The trumpets blared again, da-DAAA da-DAAA da-DA da-DA
da-DAAAAAAA. Ser Gregor waved his huge sword and bellowed a command,
and a thousand other voices screamed back at him. Tyrion put his
spurs to his horse and added one more voice to the cacophony, and
the van surged forward. “The river!” he shouted at his
clansmen as they rode. “Remember, hew to the river.” He
was still leading when they broke a canter, until Chella gave a
bloodcurdling shriek and galloped past him, and Shagga howled and
followed. The clansmen charged after them, leaving Tyrion in their
dust.
A crescent of enemy spearmen had formed ahead, a double hedgehog
bristling with steel, waiting behind tall oaken shields marked with
the sunburst of Karstark. Gregor Clegane was the first to reach
them, leading a wedge of armored veterans. Half the horses shied at
the last second, breaking their charge before the row of spears.
The others died, sharp steel points ripping through their chests.
Tyrion saw a dozen men go down. The Mountain’s stallion
reared, lashing out with iron-shod hooves as a barbed spearhead
raked across his neck. Maddened, the beast lunged into the ranks.
Spears thrust at him from every side, but the shield wall broke
beneath his weight. The northerners stumbled away from the
animal’s death throes. As his horse fell, snorting blood and
biting with his last red breath, the Mountain rose untouched,
laying about him with his two-handed greatsword.
Shagga went bursting through the gap before the shields could
close, other Stone Crows hard behind him. Tyrion shouted,
“Burned Men! Moon Brothers! After me!” but most of them
were ahead of him. He glimpsed Timett son of Timett vault free as
his mount died under him in full stride, saw a Moon Brother impaled
on a Karstark spear, watched Conn’s horse shatter a
man’s ribs with a kick. A flight of arrows descended on them;
where they came from he could not say, but they fell on Stark and
Lannister alike, rattling off armor or finding flesh. Tyrion lifted
his shield and hid beneath it.
The hedgehog was crumbling, the northerners reeling back under
the impact of the mounted assault. Tyrion saw Shagga catch a
spearman full in the chest as the fool came on at a run, saw his
axe shear through mail and leather and muscle and lungs. The man
was dead on his feet, the axehead lodged in his breast, yet Shagga
rode on, cleaving a shield in two with his left-hand battle-axe
while the corpse was bouncing and stumbling bonelessly along on his
right. Finally the dead man slid off. Shagga smashed the two axes
together and roared.
By then the enemy was on him, and Tyrion’s battle shrunk
to the few feet of ground around his horse. A man-at-arms thrust at
his chest and his axe lashed out, knocking the spear aside. The man
danced back for another try, but Tyrion spurred his horse and rode
right over him. Bronn was surrounded by three foes, but he lopped
the head off the first spear that came at him, and raked his blade
across a second man’s face on his backslash.
A thrown spear came hurtling at Tyrion from the left and lodged
in his shield with a woody chunk. He wheeled and raced after the
thrower, but the man raised his own shield over his head. Tyrion
circled around him, raining axe blows down on the wood. Chips of
oak went flying, until the northerner lost his feet and slipped,
failing flat on his back with his shield on top of him. He was
below the reach of Tyrion’s axe and it was too much bother to
dismount, so he left him there and rode after another man, taking
him from behind with a sweeping downcut that sent a jolt of impact
up his arm. That won him a moment’s respite. Reining up, he
looked for the river. There it was, off to the right. Somehow he
had gotten turned around.
A Burned Man rode past, slumped against his horse. A spear had
entered his belly and come out through his back. He was past any
help, but when Tyrion saw one of the northerners run up and make a
grab for his reins, he charged.
His quarry met him sword in hand. He was tall and spare, wearing
a long chainmail hauberk and gauntlets of lobstered steel, but
he’d lost his helm and blood ran down into his eyes from a
gash across his forehead. Tyrion aimed a swipe at his face, but the
tall man slammed it aside. “Dwarf,” he screamed.
“Die.” He turned in a circle as Tyrion rode around him,
hacking at his head and shoulders. Steel rang on steel, and Tyrion
soon realized that the tall man was quicker and stronger than he
was. Where in the seven hells was Bronn? “Die,” the man
grunted, chopping at him savagely. Tyrion barely got his shield up
in time, and the wood seemed to explode inward under the force of
the blow. The shattered pieces fell away from his arm.
“Die!” the swordsman bellowed, shoving in close and
whanging Tyrion across the temple so hard his head rang. The blade
made a hideous scraping sound as he drew it back over the steel.
The tall man grinned . . . until Tyrion’s destrier bit, quick
as a snake, laying his cheek bare to the bone. Then he screamed.
Tyrion buried his axe in his head. “You die,” he told
him, and he did.
As he wrenched the blade free, he heard a shout.
‘Eddard!” a voice rang out. “For Eddard and
Winterfell!” The knight came thundering down on him, swinging
the spiked ball of a morningstar around his head. Their warhorses
slammed together before Tyrion could so much as open his mouth to
shout for Bronn. His right elbow exploded with pain as the spikes
punched through the thin metal around the joint. His axe was gone,
as fast as that. He clawed for his sword, but the morningstar was
circling again, coming at his face. A sickening crunch, and he was
falling. He did not recall hitting the ground, but when he looked
up there was only sky above him. He rolled onto his side and tried
to find his feet, but pain shuddered through him and the world
throbbed. The knight who had felled him drew up above him.
“Tyrion the Imp,” he boomed down. “You are mine.
Do you yield, Lannister?” Yes, Tyrion thought, but the word caught in his throat. He made
a croaking sound and fought his way to his knees, fumbling for a
weapon. His sword, his dirk, anything . . .
“Do you yield?” The knight loomed overhead on his
armored warhorse. Man and horse both seemed immense. The spiked
ball swung in a lazy circle. Tyrion’s hands were numb, his
vision blurred, his scabbard empty. “Yield or die,” the
knight declared, his flail whirling faster and faster.
Tyrion lurched to his feet, driving his head into the
horse’s belly. The animal gave a hideous scream and reared.
It tried to twist away from the agony, a shower of blood and
viscera poured down over Tyrion’s face, and the horse fell
like an avalanche. The next he knew, his visor was packed with mud
and something was crushing his foot. He wriggled free, his throat
so tight he could scarce talk. “ . . . yield . . . ” he managed to croak faintly.
“Yes,” a voice moaned, thick with pain.
Tyrion scraped the mud off his helm so he could see again. The
horse had fallen away from him, onto its rider. The knight’s
leg was trapped, the arm he’d used to break his fall twisted
at a grotesque angle. “Yield,” he repeated. Fumbling at
his belt with his good hand, he drew a sword and flung it at
Tyrion’s feet. “I yield, my lord.”
Dazed, the dwarf knelt and lifted the blade. Pain hammered
through his elbow when he moved his arm. The battle seemed to have
moved beyond him. No one remained on his part of the field save a
large number of corpses. Ravens were already circling and landing
to feed. He saw that Ser Kevan had brought up his center in support
of the van; his huge mass of pikemen had pushed the northerners
back against the hills. They were struggling on the slopes, pikes
thrusting against another wall of shields, these oval and
reinforced with iron studs. As he watched, the air filled with
arrows again, and the men behind the oak wall crumbled beneath the
murderous fire. “I believe you are losing, ser,” he
told the knight under the horse. The man made no reply.
The sound of hooves coming up behind him made him whirl, though
he could scarcely lift the sword he held for the agony in his
elbow. Brorm reined up and looked down on him.
“Small use you turned out to be,” Tyrion told
him.
“It would seem you did well enough on your own,”
Bronn answered. “You’ve lost the spike off your helm,
though.”
Tyrion groped at the top of the greathelm. The spike had snapped
off clean. “I haven’t lost it. I know just where it is.
Do you see my horse?”
By the time they found it, the trumpets had sounded again and
Lord Tywin’s reserve came sweeping up along the river. Tyrion
watched his father fly past, the crimson-and-gold banner of
Lannister rippling over his head as he thundered across the field.
Five hundred knights surrounded him, sunlight flashing off the
points of their lances. The remnants of the Stark lines shattered
like glass beneath the hammer of their charge.
With his elbow swollen and throbbing inside his armor, Tyrion
made no attempt to join the slaughter. He and Bronn went looking
for his men. Many he found among the dead. Ulf son of Umar lay in a
pool of congealing blood, his arm gone at the elbow, a dozen of his
Moon Brothers sprawled around him. Shagga was slumped beneath a
tree, riddled with arrows, Conn’s head in his lap. Tyrion
thought they were both dead, but as he dismounted, Shagga opened
his eyes and said, “They have killed Conn son of
Coratt.” Handsome Conn had no mark but for the red stain over
his breast, where the spear thrust had killed him. When Bronn
pulled Shagga to his feet, the big man seemed to notice the arrows
for the first time. He plucked them out one by one, cursing the
holes they had made in his layers of mail and leather, and yowling
like a babe at the few that had buried themselves in his flesh.
Chella daughter of Cheyk rode up as they were yanking arrows out of
Shagga, and showed them four ears she had taken. Timett they
discovered looting the bodies of the slain with his Burned Men. Of
the three hundred clansmen who had ridden to battle behind Tyrion
Lannister, perhaps half had survived.
He left the living to look after the dead, sent Bronn to take
charge of his captive knight, and went alone in search of his
father. Lord Tywin was seated by the river, sipping wine from a
jeweled cup as his squire undid the fastenings on his breastplate.
“A fine victory,” Ser Kevan said when he saw Tyrion.
“Your wild men fought well.”
His father’s eyes were on him, pale green flecked with
gold, so cool they gave Tyrion a chill. “Did that surprise
you, Father?” he asked. “Did it upset your plans? We
were supposed to be butchered, were we not?”
Lord Tywin drained his cup, his face expressionless. “I
put the least disciplined men on the left, yes. I anticipated that
they would break. Robb Stark is a green boy, more like to be brave
than wise. I’d hoped that if he saw our left collapse, he
might plunge into the gap, eager for a rout. Once he was fully
committed, Ser Kevan’s pikes would wheel and take him in the
flank, driving him into the river while I brought up the
reserve.”
“And you thought it best to place me in the midst of this
carnage, yet keep me ignorant of your plans.”
“A feigned rout is less convincing,” his father
said, “and I am not inclined to trust my plans to a man who
consorts with sellswords and savages.”
“A pity my savages ruined your dance.” Tyrion pulled
off his steel gauntlet and let it fall to the ground, wincing at
the pain that stabbed up his arm.
“The Stark boy proved more cautious than I expected for
one of his years,” Lord Tywin admitted, “but a victory
is a victory. You appear to be wounded.”
Tyrion’s right arm was soaked with blood. “Good of
you to notice, Father,” he said through clenched teeth.
“Might I trouble you to send for your maesters? Unless you
relish the notion of having a one-armed dwarf for a son . . . ”
An urgent shout of “Lord Tywin!” turned his
father’s head before he could reply. Tywin Lannister rose to
his feet as Ser Addam Marbrand leapt down off his courser. The
horse was lathered and bleeding from the mouth. Ser Addam dropped
to one knee, a rangy man with dark copper hair that fell to his
shoulders, armored in burnished bronzed steel with the fiery tree
of his House etched black on his breastplate. “My liege, we
have taken some of their commanders. Lord Cerwyn, Ser Wylis
Manderly, Harrion Karstark, four Freys. Lord Hornwood is dead, and
I fear Roose Bolton has escaped us.”
“And the boy?” Lord Tywin asked.
Ser Addam hesitated. “The Stark boy was not with them, my
lord. They say he crossed at the Twins with the great part of his
horse, riding hard for Riverrun.” A green boy, Tyrion remembered, more like to be brave than wise.
He would have laughed, if he hadn’t hurt so much.
On a hill overlooking the kingsroad, a long
trestle table of rough-hewn pine had been erected beneath an elm
tree and covered with a golden cloth. There, beside his pavilion,
Lord Tywin took his evening meal with his chief knights and lords
bannermen, his great crimson-and-gold standard waving overhead from
a lofty pike.
Tyrion arrived late, saddlesore, and sour, all too vividly aware
of how amusing he must look as he waddled up the slope to his
father. The day’s march had been long and tiring. He thought
he might get quite drunk tonight. It was twilight, and the air was
alive with drifting fireflies.
The cooks were serving the meat course: five suckling pigs, skin
seared and crackling, a different fruit in every mouth. The smell
made his mouth water. “My pardons,” he began, taking
his place on the bench beside his uncle.
“Perhaps I’d best charge you with burying our dead,
Tyrion,” Lord Tywin said. “If you are as late to battle
as you are to table, the fighting will all be done by the time you
arrive.”
“Oh, surely you can save me a peasant or two,
Father,” Tyrion replied. “Not too many, I
wouldn’t want to be greedy.” He filled his wine cup and
watched a serving man carve into the pig. The crisp skin crackled
under his knife, and hot juice ran from the meat. It was the
loveliest sight Tyrion had seen in ages.
“Ser Addam’s outriders say the Stark host has moved
south from the Twins,” his father reported as his trencher
was filled with slices of pork. “Lord Frey’s levies
have joined them. They are likely no more than a day’s march
north of us.”
“Please, Father,” Tyrion said. “I’m
about to eat.”
“Does the thought of facing the Stark boy unman you,
Tyrion? Your brother Jaime would be eager to come to grips with
him.”
“I’d sooner come to grips with that pig. Robb Stark
is not half so tender, and he never smelled as good.”
Lord Lefford, the sour bird who had charge of their stores and
supplies, leaned forward. “I hope your savages do not share
your reluctance, else we’ve wasted our good steel on
them.”
“My savages will put your steel to excellent use, my
lord,” Tyrion replied. When he had told Lefford he needed
arms and armor to equip the three hundred men Ulf had fetched down
out of the foothills, you would have thought he’d asked the
man to turn his virgin daughters over to their pleasure.
Lord Lefford frowned. “I saw that great hairy one today,
the one who insisted that he must have two battle-axes, the heavy
black steel ones with twin crescent blades.”
“Shagga likes to kill with either hand,” Tyrion said
as a trencher of steaming pork was laid in front of him.
“He still had that wood-axe of his strapped to his
back.”
“Shagga is of the opinion that three axes are even better
than two.” Tyrion reached a thumb and forefinger into the
salt dish, and sprinkled a healthy pinch over his meat.
Ser Kevan leaned forward. “We had a thought to put you and
your wildlings in the vanguard when we come to battle.”
Ser Kevan seldom “had a thought” that Lord Tywin had
not had first. Tyrion had skewered a chunk of meat on the point of
his dagger and brought it to his mouth. Now he lowered it.
“The vanguard?” he repeated dubiously. Either his lord
father had a new respect for Tyrion’s abilities, or
he’d decided to rid himself of his embarrassing get for good.
Tyrion had the gloomy feeling he knew which.
“They seem ferocious enough,” Ser Kevan said.
“Ferocious?” Tyrion realized he was echoing his
uncle like a trained bird. His father watched, judging him,
weighing every word. “Let me tell you how ferocious they are.
Last night, a Moon Brother stabbed a Stone Crow over a sausage. So
today as we made camp three Stone Crows seized the man and opened
his throat for him. Perhaps they were hoping to get the sausage
back, I couldn’t say. Bronn managed to keep Shagga from
chopping off the dead man’s cock, which was fortunate, but
even so Ulf is demanding blood money, which Conn and Shagga refuse
to pay.”
“When soldiers lack discipline, the fault lies with their
lord commander,” his father said.
His brother Jaime had always been able to make men follow him
eagerly, and die for him if need be. Tyrion lacked that gift. He
bought loyalty with gold, and compelled obedience with his name.
“A bigger man would be able to put the fear in them, is that
what you’re saying, my lord?”
Lord Tywin Lannister turned to his brother. “If my
son’s men will not obey his commands, perhaps the vanguard is
not the place for him. No doubt he would be more comfortable in the
rear, guarding our baggage train.”
“Do me no kindnesses, Father,” he said angrily.
“If you have no other command to offer me, I’ll lead
your van.”
Lord Tywin studied his dwarf son. “I said nothing about
command. You will serve under Ser Gregor.”
Tyrion took one bite of pork, chewed a moment, and spit it out
angrily. “I find I am not hungry after all,” he said,
climbing awkwardly off the bench. “Pray excuse me, my
lords.”
Lord Tywin inclined his head, dismissing him. Tyrion turned and
walked away. He was conscious of their eyes on his back as he
waddled down the hill. A great gust of laughter went up from behind
him, but he did not look back. He hoped they all choked on their
suckling pigs.
Dusk had settled, turning all the banners black. The Lannister
camp sprawled for miles between the river and the kingsroad. In
amongst the men and the horses and the trees, it was easy to get
lost, and Tyrion did. He passed a dozen great pavilions and
a hundred cookfires. Fireflies drifted amongst the tents like
wandering stars. He caught the scent of garlic sausage, spiced and
savory, so tempting it made his empty stomach growl. Away in the
distance, he heard voices raised in some bawdy song. A giggling
woman raced past him, naked beneath a dark cloak, her drunken
pursuer stumbling over tree roots. Farther on, two spearmen faced
each other across a little trickle of a stream, practicing their
thrust-and-parry in the fading light, their chests bare and slick
with sweat.
No one looked at him. No one spoke to him. No one paid him any
mind. He was surrounded by men sworn to House Lannister, a vast
host twenty thousand strong, and yet he was alone.
When he heard the deep rumble of Shagga’s laughter booming
through the dark, he followed it to the Stone Crows in their small
corner of the night. Conn son of Coratt waved a tankard of ale.
“Tyrion Halfman! Come, sit by our fire, share meat with the
Stone Crows. We have an ox.”
“I can see that, Conn son of Coratt.” The huge red
carcass was suspended over a roaring fire, skewered on a spit the
size of a small tree. No doubt it was a small tree. Blood and
grease dripped down into the flames as two Stone Crows turned the
meat. “I thank you. Send for me when the ox is cooked.”
From the look of it, that might even be before the battle. He
walked on.
Each clan had its own cookfire; Black Ears did not eat with
Stone Crows, Stone Crows did not eat with Moon Brothers, and no one
ate with Burned Men. The modest tent he had coaxed out of Lord
Lefford’s stores had been erected in the center of the four
fires. Tyrion found Bronn sharing a skin of wine with the new
servants. Lord Tywin had sent him a groom and a body servant to see
to his needs, and even insisted he take a squire. They were seated
around the embers of a small cookfire. A girl was with them; slim,
dark-haired, no more than eighteen by the look of her. Tyrion
studied her face for a moment, before he spied fishbones in the
ashes. “What did you eat?”
“Trout, m’lord,” said his groom. “Bronn
caught them.” Trout, he thought. Suckling pig. Damn my father. He stared
mournfully at the bones, his belly rumbling.
His squire, a boy with the unfortunate name of Podrick Payne,
swallowed whatever he had been about to say. The lad was a distant
cousin to Ser Ilyn Payne, the king’s headsman . . . and
almost as quiet, although not for want of a tongue. Tyrion had made
him stick it out once, just to be certain. “Definitely a
tongue,” he had said. “Someday you must learn to use
it.”
At the moment, he did not have the patience to try and coax a
thought out of the lad, whom he suspected had been inflicted on him
as a cruel jape. Tyrion turned his attention back to the girl.
“Is this her?” he asked Bronn.
She rose gracefully and looked down at him from the lofty height
of five feet or more. “It is, m’lord, and she can speak
for herself, if it please you.”
He cocked his head to one side. “I am Tyrion, of House
Lannister. Men call me the Imp.”
“My mother named me Shae. Men call me . . . often.”
Bronn laughed, and Tyrion had to smile. “Into the tent,
Shae, if you would be so kind.” He lifted the flap and held
it for her. Inside, he knelt to light a candle.
The life of a soldier was not without certain compensations.
Wherever you have a camp, you are certain to have camp followers.
At the end of the day’s march, Tyrion had sent Bronn back to
find him a likely whore. “I would prefer one who is
reasonably young, with as pretty a face as you can find,” he
had said. “If she has washed sometime this year, I shall be
glad. If she hasn’t, wash her. Be certain that you tell her
who I am, and warn her of what I am.” Jyck had not always
troubled to do that. There was a look the girls got in their eyes
sometimes when they first beheld the lordling they’d been
hired to pleasure . . . a took that Tyrion Lannister did not ever
care to see again.
He lifted the candle and looked her over. Bronn had done well
enough; she was doe-eyed and slim, with small firm breasts and a
smile that was by turns shy, insolent, and wicked. He liked that.
“Shall I take my gown off, m’lord?” she
asked.
“In good time. Are you a maiden, Shae?”
“If it please you, m’lord,” she said
demurely.
“What would please me would be the truth of you,
girl.”
“Aye, but that will cost you double.”
Tyrion decided they would get along splendidly. “I am a
Lannister. Gold I have in plenty, and you’ll find me generous
. . . but I’ll want more from you than what you’ve got
between your legs, though I’ll want that too. You’ll
share my tent, pour my wine, laugh at my jests, rub the ache from
my legs after each day’s ride . . . and whether I keep you a
day or a year, for so long as we are together you will take no
other men into your bed.”
“Fair enough.” She reached down to the hem of her
thin roughspun gown and pulled it up over her head in one smooth
motion, tossing it aside. There was nothing underneath but Shae.
“If he don’t put down that candle, m’lord will burn his
fingers.”
Tyrion put down the candle, took her hand in his, and pulled her
gently to him. She bent to kiss him. Her mouth tasted of honey and
cloves, and her fingers were deft and practiced as they found the
fastenings of his clothes.
When he entered her, she welcomed him with whispered endearments
and small, shuddering gasps of pleasure. Tyrion suspected her
delight was feigned, but she did it so well that it did not matter.
That much truth he did not crave.
He had needed her, Tyrion realized afterward, as she lay quietly
in his arms. Her or someone like her. It had been nigh on a year
since he’d lain with a woman, since before he had set out for
Winterfell in company with his brother and King Robert. He could
well die on the morrow or the day after, and if he did, he would
sooner go to his grave thinking of Shae than of his lord father,
Lysa Arryn, or the Lady Catelyn Stark.
He could feel the softness of her breasts pressed against his
arm as she lay beside him. That was a good feeling. A song filled
his head. Softly, quietly, he began to whistle.
“What’s that, m’lord?” Shae murmured
against him.
“Nothing,” he told her. “A song I learned as a
boy, that’s all. Go to sleep, sweetling.”
When her eyes were closed and her breathing deep and steady,
Tyrion slid out from beneath her, gently, so as not to disturb her
sleep. Naked, he crawled outside, stepped over his squire, and
walked around behind his tent to make water.
Bronn was seated cross-legged under a chestnut tree, near where
they’d tied the horses. He was honing the edge of his sword,
wide awake; the sellsword did not seem to sleep like other men.
“Where did you find her?” Tyrion asked him as he
pissed.
“I took her from a knight. The man was loath to give her
up, but your name changed his thinking somewhat . . . that, and my
dirk at his throat.”
“Splendid,” Tyrion said dryly, shaking off the last
drops. “I seem to recall saying find me a whore, not make me
an enemy.”
“The pretty ones were all claimed,” Bronn said.
“I’ll be pleased to take her back if you’d prefer
a toothless drab.”
Tyrion limped closer to where he sat. “My lord father
would call that insolence, and send you to the mines for
impertinence.”
“Good for me you’re not your father,” Bronn
replied. “I saw one with boils all over her nose. Would you
like her?”
“What, and break your heart?” Tyrion shot back.
“I shall keep Shae. Did you perchance note the name of this
knight you took her from? I’d rather not have him beside me
in the battle.”
Bronn rose, cat-quick and cat-graceful, turning his sword in his
hand. “You’ll have me beside you in the battle,
dwarf.”
Tyrion nodded. The night air was warm on his bare skin.
“See that I survive this battle, and you can name your
reward.”
Bronn tossed the longsword from his right hand to his left, and
tried a cut. “Who’d want to kill the likes of
you?”
“My lord father, for one. He’s put me in the
van.”
“I’d do the same. A small man with a big shield.
You’ll give the archers fits.”
“I find you oddly cheering,” Tyrion said. “I
must be mad.”
Bronn sheathed his sword. “Beyond a doubt.”
When Tyrion returned to his tent, Shae rolled onto her elbow and
murmured sleepily, “I woke and m’lord was
gone.”
“M’lord is back now.” He slid in beside
her.
Her hand went between his stunted legs, and found him hard.
“Yes he is,” she whispered, stroking him.
He asked her about the man Bronn had taken her from, and she
named the minor retainer of an insignificant lordling. “You
need not fear his like, m’lord,” the girl said, her
fingers busy at his cock. “He is a small man.”
“And what am I, pray?” Tyrion asked her. “A
giant?”
“Oh, yes,” she purred, “my giant of
Lannister.” She mounted him then, and for a time, she almost
made him believe it. Tyrion went to sleep smiling . . .
. . . and woke in darkness to the blare of trumpets. Shae
was shaking him by the shoulder. “M’lord,” she
whispered. “Wake up, m’lord. I’m
frightened.”
Groggy, he sat up and threw back the blanket. The horns called
through the night, wild and urgent, a cry that said hurry hurry hurry.
He heard shouts, the clatter of spears, the whicker of horses,
though nothing yet that spoke to him of fighting. “My lord
father’s trumpets,” he said. “Battle assembly. I
thought Stark was yet a day’s march away.”
Shae shook her head, lost. Her eyes were wide and white.
Groaning, Tyrion lurched to his feet and pushed his way outside,
shouting for his squire. Wisps of pale fog drifted through the
night, long white fingers off the river. Men and horses blundered
through the predawn chill; saddles were being cinched, wagons
loaded, fires extinguished. The trumpets blew again: hurry hurry
hurry. Knights vaulted onto snorting coursers while men-at-arms
buckled their sword belts as they ran. When he found Pod, the boy
was snoring softly. Tyrion gave him a sharp poke in the ribs with
his toe. “My armor,” he said, “and be quick about
it.” Bronn came trotting out of the mists, already armored
and ahorse, wearing his battered halfhelm. “Do you know
what’s happened?” Tyrion asked him.
“The Stark boy stole a march on us,” Bronn said.
“He crept down the kingsroad in the night, and now his host
is less than a mile north of here, forming up in battle
array.” Hurry, the trumpets called, hurry hurry hurry.
“See that the clansmen are ready to ride.” Tyrion
ducked back inside his tent. “Where are my clothes?” he
barked at Shae. “There. No, the leather, damn it. Yes. Bring
me my boots.”
By the time he was dressed, his squire had laid out his armor,
such that it was. Tyrion owned a fine suit of heavy plate, expertly
crafted to fit his misshapen body. Alas, it was safe at Casterly
Rock, and he was not. He had to make do with oddments assembled
from Lord Lefford’s wagons: mail hauberk and coif, a dead
knight’s gorget, lobstered greaves and gauntlets and pointed
steel boots. Some of it was ornate, some plain; not a bit of it
matched, or fit as it should. His breastplate was meant for a
bigger man; for his oversize head, they found a huge bucket-shaped
greathelm topped with a foot-long triangular spike.
Shae helped Pod with the buckles and clasps. “If I die,
weep for me,” Tyrion told the whore.
“How will you know? You’ll be dead.”
“I’ll know.”
“I believe you would.” Shae lowered the greathelm
down over his head, and Pod fastened it to his gorget. Tyrion
buckled on his belt, heavy with the weight of shortsword and dirk.
By then his groom had brought up his mount, a formidable brown
courser armored as heavily as he was. He needed help to mount; he
felt as though he weighed a thousand stone. Pod handed him up his
shield, a massive slab of heavy ironwood banded with steel. Lastly
they gave him his battle-axe. Shae stepped back and looked him
over. “M’lord looks fearsome.”
“M’lord looks a dwarf in mismatched armor,”
Tyrion answered sourly, “but I thank you for the kindness.
Podrick, should the battle go against us, see the lady safely
home.” He saluted her with his axe, wheeled his horse about,
and trotted off. His stomach was a hard knot, so tight it pained
him. Behind, his servants hurriedly began to strike his tent. Pale
crimson fingers fanned out to the east as the first rays of the sun
broke over the horizon. The western sky was a deep purple, speckled
with stars. Tyrion wondered whether this was the last sunrise he
would ever see . . . and whether wondering was a mark of cowardice.
Did his brother Jaime ever contemplate death before a battle?
A warhorn sounded in the far distance, a deep mournful note that
chilled the soul. The clansmen climbed onto their scrawny mountain
horses, shouting curses and rude jokes. Several appeared to be
drunk. The rising sun was burning off the drifting tendrils of fog
as Tyrion led them off. What grass the horses had left was heavy
with dew, as if some passing god had scattered a bag of diamonds
over the earth. The mountain men fell in behind him, each clan
arrayed behind its own leaders.
In the dawn light, the army of Lord Tywin Lannister unfolded
like an iron rose, thorns gleaming.
His uncle would lead the center. Ser Kevan had raised his
standards above the kingsroad. Quivers hanging from their belts,
the foot archers arrayed themselves into three long lines, to east
and west of the road, and stood calmly stringing their bows.
Between them, pikemen formed squares; behind were rank on rank of
men-at-arms with spear and sword and axe. Three hundred heavy horse
surrounded Ser Kevan and the lords bannermen Lefford, Lydden, and
Serrett with all their sworn retainers.
The right wing was all cavalry, some four thousand men, heavy
with the weight of their armor. More than three quarters of the
knights were there, massed together like a great steel fist. Ser
Addam Marbrand had the command. Tyrion saw his banner unfurl as his
standardbearer shook it out; a burning tree, orange and smoke.
Behind him flew Ser Flement’s purple unicorn, the brindled
boar of Crakehall, the bantam rooster of Swyft, and more.
His lord father took his place on the hill where he had slept.
Around him, the reserve assembled; a huge force, half mounted and
half foot, five thousand strong. Lord Tywin almost always chose to
command the reserve; he would take the high ground and watch the
battle unfold below him, committing his forces when and where they
were needed most.
Even from afar, his lord father was resplendent. Tywin
Lannister’s battle armor put his son Jaime’s gilded
suit to shame. His greatcloak was sewn from countless layers of
cloth-of-gold, so heavy that it barely stirred even when he
charged, so large that its drape covered most of his
stallion’s hindquarters when he took the saddle. No ordinary
clasp would suffice for such a weight, so the greatcloak was held
in place by a matched pair of miniature lionesses crouching on his
shoulders, as if poised to spring. Their mate, a male with a
magnificent mane, reclined atop Lord Tywin’s greathelm, one
paw raking the air as he roared. All three lions were wrought in
gold, with ruby eyes. His armor was heavy steel plate, enameled in
a dark crimson, greaves and gauntlets inlaid with ornate gold
scrollwork. His rondels were golden sunbursts, all his fastenings
were gilded, and the red steel was burnished to such a high sheen
that it shone like fire in the light of the rising sun.
Tyrion could hear the rumble of the foemen’s drums now. He
remembered Robb Stark as he had last seen him, in his
father’s high seat in the Great Hall of Winterfell, a sword
naked and shining in his hands. He remembered how the direwolves
had come at him out of the shadows, and suddenly he could see them
again, snarling and snapping, teeth bared in his face. Would the
boy bring his wolves to war with him? The thought made him
uneasy.
The northerners would be exhausted after their long sleepless
march. Tyrion wondered what the boy had been thinking. Did he think
to take them unawares while they slept? Small chance of that;
whatever else might be said of him, Tywin Lannister was no
man’s fool.
The van was massing on the left. He saw the standard first,
three black dogs on a yellow field. Ser Gregor sat beneath it,
mounted on the biggest horse Tyrion had ever seen. Bronn took one
look at him and grinned. “Always follow a big man into
battle.”
Tyrion threw him a hard look. “And why is that?”
“They make such splendid targets. That one, he’ll
draw the eyes of every bowman on the field.”
Laughing, Tyrion regarded the Mountain with fresh eyes. “I
confess, I had not considered it in that light.”
Clegane had no splendor about him; his armor was steel plate,
dull grey, scarred by hard use and showing neither sigil nor
ornament. He was pointing men into position with his blade, a
two-handed greatsword that Ser Gregor waved about with one hand as
a lesser man might wave a dagger. “Any man runs, I’ll
cut him down myself,” he was roaring when he caught sight of
Tyrion. “Imp! Take the left. Hold the river. If you
can.”
The left of the left. To turn their flank, the Starks would need
horses that could run on water. Tyrion led his men toward the
riverbank. “Look,” he shouted, pointing with his axe.
“The river.” A blanket of pale mist still clung to the
surface of the water, the murky green current swirling past
underneath. The shallows were muddy and choked with reeds.
“That river is ours. Whatever happens, keep close to the
water. Never lose sight of it. Let no enemy come between us and our
river. If they dirty our waters, hack off their cocks and feed them
to the fishes.”
Shagga had an axe in either hand. He smashed them together and
made them ring. “Halfman!” he shouted. Other Stone
Crows picked up the cry, and the Black Ears and Moon Brothers as
well. The Burned Men did not shout, but they rattled their swords
and spears. “Halfman! Halfman! Halfman!”
Tyrion turned his courser in a circle to look over the field.
The ground was rolling and uneven here; soft and muddy near the
river, rising in a gentle slope toward the kingsroad, stony and
broken beyond it, to the cast. A few trees spotted the hillsides,
but most of the land had been cleared and planted. His heart
pounded in his chest in time to the drums, and under his layers of
leather and steel his brow was cold with sweat. He watched Ser
Gregor as the Mountain rode up and down the line, shouting and
gesticulating. This wing too was all cavalry, but where the right
was a mailed fist of knights and heavy lancers, the vanguard was
made up of the sweepings of the west: mounted archers in leather
jerkins, a swarming mass of undisciplined freeriders and
sellswords, fieldhands on plow horses armed with scythes and their
fathers’ rusted swords, half-trained boys from the stews of
Lannisport . . . and Tyrion and his mountain clansmen.
“Crow food,” Bronn muttered beside him, giving voice to
what Tyrion had left unsaid. He could only nod. Had his lord father
taken leave of his senses? No pikes, too few bowmen, a bare handful
of knights, the ill-armed and unarmored, commanded by an unthinking
brute who led with his rage . . . how could his father expect this
travesty of a battle to hold his left?
He had no time to think about it. The drums were so near that
the beat crept under his skin and set his hands to twitching. Bronn
drew his longsword, and suddenly the enemy was there before them,
boiling over the tops of the hills, advancing with measured tread
behind a wall of shields and pikes. Gods be damned, look at them all, Tyrion thought, though he knew
his father had more men on the field. Their captains led them on
armored warhorses, standard-bearers riding alongside with their
banners. He glimpsed the bull moose of the Hornwoods, the Karstark
sunburst, Lord Cerwyn’s battle-axe, and the mailed fist of
the Glovers . . . and the twin towers of Frey, blue on grey. So
much for his father’s certainty that Lord Walder would not
bestir himself. The white of House Stark was seen everywhere, the
grey direwolves seeming to run and leap as the banners swirled and
streamed from the high staffs. Where is the boy? Tyrion
wondered.
A warhorn blew. Haroooooooooooooooooooooooo, it cried, its voice
as long and low and chilling as a cold wind from the north. The
Lannister trumpets answered, da-DA da-DA da-DAAAAAAAAA, brazen and
defiant, yet it seemed to Tyrion that they sounded somehow smaller,
more anxious. He could feel a fluttering in his bowels, a queasy
liquid feeling; he hoped he was not going to die sick.
As the horns died away, a hissing filled the air; a vast flight
of arrows arched up from his right, where the archers stood
flanking the road. The northerners broke into a run, shouting as
they came, but the Lannister arrows fell on them like hail,
hundreds of arrows, thousands, and shouts turned to screams as men
stumbled and went down. By then a second flight was in the air, and
the archers were fitting a third arrow to their bowstrings.
The trumpets blared again, da-DAAA da-DAAA da-DA da-DA
da-DAAAAAAA. Ser Gregor waved his huge sword and bellowed a command,
and a thousand other voices screamed back at him. Tyrion put his
spurs to his horse and added one more voice to the cacophony, and
the van surged forward. “The river!” he shouted at his
clansmen as they rode. “Remember, hew to the river.” He
was still leading when they broke a canter, until Chella gave a
bloodcurdling shriek and galloped past him, and Shagga howled and
followed. The clansmen charged after them, leaving Tyrion in their
dust.
A crescent of enemy spearmen had formed ahead, a double hedgehog
bristling with steel, waiting behind tall oaken shields marked with
the sunburst of Karstark. Gregor Clegane was the first to reach
them, leading a wedge of armored veterans. Half the horses shied at
the last second, breaking their charge before the row of spears.
The others died, sharp steel points ripping through their chests.
Tyrion saw a dozen men go down. The Mountain’s stallion
reared, lashing out with iron-shod hooves as a barbed spearhead
raked across his neck. Maddened, the beast lunged into the ranks.
Spears thrust at him from every side, but the shield wall broke
beneath his weight. The northerners stumbled away from the
animal’s death throes. As his horse fell, snorting blood and
biting with his last red breath, the Mountain rose untouched,
laying about him with his two-handed greatsword.
Shagga went bursting through the gap before the shields could
close, other Stone Crows hard behind him. Tyrion shouted,
“Burned Men! Moon Brothers! After me!” but most of them
were ahead of him. He glimpsed Timett son of Timett vault free as
his mount died under him in full stride, saw a Moon Brother impaled
on a Karstark spear, watched Conn’s horse shatter a
man’s ribs with a kick. A flight of arrows descended on them;
where they came from he could not say, but they fell on Stark and
Lannister alike, rattling off armor or finding flesh. Tyrion lifted
his shield and hid beneath it.
The hedgehog was crumbling, the northerners reeling back under
the impact of the mounted assault. Tyrion saw Shagga catch a
spearman full in the chest as the fool came on at a run, saw his
axe shear through mail and leather and muscle and lungs. The man
was dead on his feet, the axehead lodged in his breast, yet Shagga
rode on, cleaving a shield in two with his left-hand battle-axe
while the corpse was bouncing and stumbling bonelessly along on his
right. Finally the dead man slid off. Shagga smashed the two axes
together and roared.
By then the enemy was on him, and Tyrion’s battle shrunk
to the few feet of ground around his horse. A man-at-arms thrust at
his chest and his axe lashed out, knocking the spear aside. The man
danced back for another try, but Tyrion spurred his horse and rode
right over him. Bronn was surrounded by three foes, but he lopped
the head off the first spear that came at him, and raked his blade
across a second man’s face on his backslash.
A thrown spear came hurtling at Tyrion from the left and lodged
in his shield with a woody chunk. He wheeled and raced after the
thrower, but the man raised his own shield over his head. Tyrion
circled around him, raining axe blows down on the wood. Chips of
oak went flying, until the northerner lost his feet and slipped,
failing flat on his back with his shield on top of him. He was
below the reach of Tyrion’s axe and it was too much bother to
dismount, so he left him there and rode after another man, taking
him from behind with a sweeping downcut that sent a jolt of impact
up his arm. That won him a moment’s respite. Reining up, he
looked for the river. There it was, off to the right. Somehow he
had gotten turned around.
A Burned Man rode past, slumped against his horse. A spear had
entered his belly and come out through his back. He was past any
help, but when Tyrion saw one of the northerners run up and make a
grab for his reins, he charged.
His quarry met him sword in hand. He was tall and spare, wearing
a long chainmail hauberk and gauntlets of lobstered steel, but
he’d lost his helm and blood ran down into his eyes from a
gash across his forehead. Tyrion aimed a swipe at his face, but the
tall man slammed it aside. “Dwarf,” he screamed.
“Die.” He turned in a circle as Tyrion rode around him,
hacking at his head and shoulders. Steel rang on steel, and Tyrion
soon realized that the tall man was quicker and stronger than he
was. Where in the seven hells was Bronn? “Die,” the man
grunted, chopping at him savagely. Tyrion barely got his shield up
in time, and the wood seemed to explode inward under the force of
the blow. The shattered pieces fell away from his arm.
“Die!” the swordsman bellowed, shoving in close and
whanging Tyrion across the temple so hard his head rang. The blade
made a hideous scraping sound as he drew it back over the steel.
The tall man grinned . . . until Tyrion’s destrier bit, quick
as a snake, laying his cheek bare to the bone. Then he screamed.
Tyrion buried his axe in his head. “You die,” he told
him, and he did.
As he wrenched the blade free, he heard a shout.
‘Eddard!” a voice rang out. “For Eddard and
Winterfell!” The knight came thundering down on him, swinging
the spiked ball of a morningstar around his head. Their warhorses
slammed together before Tyrion could so much as open his mouth to
shout for Bronn. His right elbow exploded with pain as the spikes
punched through the thin metal around the joint. His axe was gone,
as fast as that. He clawed for his sword, but the morningstar was
circling again, coming at his face. A sickening crunch, and he was
falling. He did not recall hitting the ground, but when he looked
up there was only sky above him. He rolled onto his side and tried
to find his feet, but pain shuddered through him and the world
throbbed. The knight who had felled him drew up above him.
“Tyrion the Imp,” he boomed down. “You are mine.
Do you yield, Lannister?” Yes, Tyrion thought, but the word caught in his throat. He made
a croaking sound and fought his way to his knees, fumbling for a
weapon. His sword, his dirk, anything . . .
“Do you yield?” The knight loomed overhead on his
armored warhorse. Man and horse both seemed immense. The spiked
ball swung in a lazy circle. Tyrion’s hands were numb, his
vision blurred, his scabbard empty. “Yield or die,” the
knight declared, his flail whirling faster and faster.
Tyrion lurched to his feet, driving his head into the
horse’s belly. The animal gave a hideous scream and reared.
It tried to twist away from the agony, a shower of blood and
viscera poured down over Tyrion’s face, and the horse fell
like an avalanche. The next he knew, his visor was packed with mud
and something was crushing his foot. He wriggled free, his throat
so tight he could scarce talk. “ . . . yield . . . ” he managed to croak faintly.
“Yes,” a voice moaned, thick with pain.
Tyrion scraped the mud off his helm so he could see again. The
horse had fallen away from him, onto its rider. The knight’s
leg was trapped, the arm he’d used to break his fall twisted
at a grotesque angle. “Yield,” he repeated. Fumbling at
his belt with his good hand, he drew a sword and flung it at
Tyrion’s feet. “I yield, my lord.”
Dazed, the dwarf knelt and lifted the blade. Pain hammered
through his elbow when he moved his arm. The battle seemed to have
moved beyond him. No one remained on his part of the field save a
large number of corpses. Ravens were already circling and landing
to feed. He saw that Ser Kevan had brought up his center in support
of the van; his huge mass of pikemen had pushed the northerners
back against the hills. They were struggling on the slopes, pikes
thrusting against another wall of shields, these oval and
reinforced with iron studs. As he watched, the air filled with
arrows again, and the men behind the oak wall crumbled beneath the
murderous fire. “I believe you are losing, ser,” he
told the knight under the horse. The man made no reply.
The sound of hooves coming up behind him made him whirl, though
he could scarcely lift the sword he held for the agony in his
elbow. Brorm reined up and looked down on him.
“Small use you turned out to be,” Tyrion told
him.
“It would seem you did well enough on your own,”
Bronn answered. “You’ve lost the spike off your helm,
though.”
Tyrion groped at the top of the greathelm. The spike had snapped
off clean. “I haven’t lost it. I know just where it is.
Do you see my horse?”
By the time they found it, the trumpets had sounded again and
Lord Tywin’s reserve came sweeping up along the river. Tyrion
watched his father fly past, the crimson-and-gold banner of
Lannister rippling over his head as he thundered across the field.
Five hundred knights surrounded him, sunlight flashing off the
points of their lances. The remnants of the Stark lines shattered
like glass beneath the hammer of their charge.
With his elbow swollen and throbbing inside his armor, Tyrion
made no attempt to join the slaughter. He and Bronn went looking
for his men. Many he found among the dead. Ulf son of Umar lay in a
pool of congealing blood, his arm gone at the elbow, a dozen of his
Moon Brothers sprawled around him. Shagga was slumped beneath a
tree, riddled with arrows, Conn’s head in his lap. Tyrion
thought they were both dead, but as he dismounted, Shagga opened
his eyes and said, “They have killed Conn son of
Coratt.” Handsome Conn had no mark but for the red stain over
his breast, where the spear thrust had killed him. When Bronn
pulled Shagga to his feet, the big man seemed to notice the arrows
for the first time. He plucked them out one by one, cursing the
holes they had made in his layers of mail and leather, and yowling
like a babe at the few that had buried themselves in his flesh.
Chella daughter of Cheyk rode up as they were yanking arrows out of
Shagga, and showed them four ears she had taken. Timett they
discovered looting the bodies of the slain with his Burned Men. Of
the three hundred clansmen who had ridden to battle behind Tyrion
Lannister, perhaps half had survived.
He left the living to look after the dead, sent Bronn to take
charge of his captive knight, and went alone in search of his
father. Lord Tywin was seated by the river, sipping wine from a
jeweled cup as his squire undid the fastenings on his breastplate.
“A fine victory,” Ser Kevan said when he saw Tyrion.
“Your wild men fought well.”
His father’s eyes were on him, pale green flecked with
gold, so cool they gave Tyrion a chill. “Did that surprise
you, Father?” he asked. “Did it upset your plans? We
were supposed to be butchered, were we not?”
Lord Tywin drained his cup, his face expressionless. “I
put the least disciplined men on the left, yes. I anticipated that
they would break. Robb Stark is a green boy, more like to be brave
than wise. I’d hoped that if he saw our left collapse, he
might plunge into the gap, eager for a rout. Once he was fully
committed, Ser Kevan’s pikes would wheel and take him in the
flank, driving him into the river while I brought up the
reserve.”
“And you thought it best to place me in the midst of this
carnage, yet keep me ignorant of your plans.”
“A feigned rout is less convincing,” his father
said, “and I am not inclined to trust my plans to a man who
consorts with sellswords and savages.”
“A pity my savages ruined your dance.” Tyrion pulled
off his steel gauntlet and let it fall to the ground, wincing at
the pain that stabbed up his arm.
“The Stark boy proved more cautious than I expected for
one of his years,” Lord Tywin admitted, “but a victory
is a victory. You appear to be wounded.”
Tyrion’s right arm was soaked with blood. “Good of
you to notice, Father,” he said through clenched teeth.
“Might I trouble you to send for your maesters? Unless you
relish the notion of having a one-armed dwarf for a son . . . ”
An urgent shout of “Lord Tywin!” turned his
father’s head before he could reply. Tywin Lannister rose to
his feet as Ser Addam Marbrand leapt down off his courser. The
horse was lathered and bleeding from the mouth. Ser Addam dropped
to one knee, a rangy man with dark copper hair that fell to his
shoulders, armored in burnished bronzed steel with the fiery tree
of his House etched black on his breastplate. “My liege, we
have taken some of their commanders. Lord Cerwyn, Ser Wylis
Manderly, Harrion Karstark, four Freys. Lord Hornwood is dead, and
I fear Roose Bolton has escaped us.”
“And the boy?” Lord Tywin asked.
Ser Addam hesitated. “The Stark boy was not with them, my
lord. They say he crossed at the Twins with the great part of his
horse, riding hard for Riverrun.” A green boy, Tyrion remembered, more like to be brave than wise.
He would have laughed, if he hadn’t hurt so much.