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L. E. Modesitt, Jr. Sometimes the builder of a better
mousetrap doesn't want anyone THE GREAT AMERICAN ECONOMY "What a miserable day it
is," groused James Boulin Chartwell, III. As junior member of the Council of
Economic Advisers, he often groused. When he didn't grouse, he grumbled. George didn't exactly agree with
his boss. True, the smog had cut the visibility outside to less than a hundred yards.
The April day was grayer than usual, but what else could you really expect in
the Greater Washington Reservation?
"George! Do you know that our figures are off by One Hundredth of One
Percent?" George sighed. He'd known since
yesterday when the monthly inflation statistics had been printed out that
there would be trouble. For the third month in a row there had been a small,
but significant, inflationary trend in the Gross National Products figures.
The unplanned increase could not be explained by increases in wages, construction
costs, defense spending, conservation and reclamation projects, or anything
else. "George! Do you hear me? The
President is Not At All Happy about this. If it gets out that there has already
been an annual rate of inflation of over one tenth of one percent this year, that
could swing Public Opinion heavily in the elections. You know we can't keep it
a secret much longer." James Boulin Chartwell, III, refilled
his glass with One Hundred Percent Pure mineral water. "I take it, sir, that you
would earnestly desire me to discover the cause of this Blight upon our Great
American Economy." George was about ready to quit, if only he could
persuade himself that leaving the Reservation would not be the end of his
career. "I don't give an obsolete
gold piece what you do. But you ought to want to know how this could happen,
when Government Expenditures are registered to the Last Penny, and when our
computers keep track of the Private Sector to the Very Last Dime." James
Boulin Chartwell, III, was a firm devotee of the bureaucratic school that spoke
in Capital Letters. George sighed again. It would be a
long day. "George! Don't you
understand? It Can't Happen. It just Can't Happen." James Boulin
Chatwell, III, finished his second glass of One Hundred Percent Pure mineral water. George shrugged. He knew why it
wasn't supposed to happen. The growth of the non-government sector was
computed on a full-coverage, day-by-day, real-time basis, taking into account
all variables such as price and wage increases, construction rates, investment
rates, and savings. The basic government budget was programmed into the
computers as well. Adjustments in the basic growth rates were made on a weekly
basis by changing the magnitudes of variable items in the government budget.
The system was about ten years old in its present form. It had worked reasonably
well, although many government agencies complained bitterly about budgets
that varied from week to week. Defense and Urban Affairs, of course, were above
variable controls. Status was working in a department with a Fixed Budget. "Well," demanded James
Boulin Chartwell, III, "do you think that you can Solve The Problem?" George shrugged again. He wanted
his morning Coke. "I'll see what I can find
out." As he left the office, he smiled
at Mildred. She glared back, as usual. She disliked George's flippant attitude
toward the Very Respected Junior Adviser. George wandered down to the
cafeteria. It was after coffee break and deserted. He picked up a cup, filled
it with ice, and pounded on the soda dispenser until it delivered his Coke. He
debated sitting down, then went back to the office he shared with two
secretaries and three other junior economists. Tricia was the only one present.
He looked at her. "Mary took leave today.
She'll be back tomorrow." Tricia had a very pleasant voice. She also
weighed close to two hundred pounds and was a head taller than George. George
liked to consider himself as a full six feet. He eased behind his desk, setting
the cup down on his blotter. Tricia began to type again. "Tricia, can you get me the
income figures on the Mafia for the last quarter?" She nodded, but did not stop
typing. "Now! Damn it!" "Yes, Mr. Graylin." He looked around the office. He
imagined that the other three economists were scattered all over the
Washington Reservation briefing various staffs on the sundry economic idiocies
still existing. "Tricia, add to that a
summary of the major flow of Union Funds. Make sure that includes the pension
funds and the mutuals." "Yes, sir." He felt guilty for yelling. He'd
pay for it later. He sipped the Coke and tried to think. Who could be pumping
all those dollars into the economy? "Mr. Graylin, your read-outs
are coming through." "Thank you, Tricia." He
went over and collected the first pile of printouts. Tricia smiled too sweetly
and resumed typing. After five hours, including a
hasty Coke and a sandwich, he was still in the dark about the Blight on the
Great American Economy. He picked up the phone and punched
out a combination. "Morey, this is George
Graylin. I've got a problem that maybe you could help me with. Can you stop by
after dinner—say about eight-thirty?" "Fine with me, George.
Delores has chamber music appreciation tonight." George wound up the rest of the
afternoon's trivia, had a Coke, and dinner, in the cafeteria, then marched to
the Reservation gate. The exit machine refused his bank card and insisted on
his ID. Outside it was raining. He had left his raincoat in the office. He only
had to straight-arm one secretary to get a cab, but got a faceful of Mace when
the girl already in the back panicked. On the second try he made it. After
locking the doors, he dialed in his block code. The cab almost wouldn't accept
his slightly mangled bank card, but finally digested the information after
burping the bent card back twice. Exiting the cab at full gallop, he
dashed into the foyer, slammed his entry card into the gate, and slipped
through into the apartment recreation hall. A few were playing pool, but the
area was generally deserted. Eight was still early in the evening. Morey Weissenburg was small and
intense. He was a very good attorney. "Let me get this straight,
George. Someone or some organization is putting money into the economy. What's
wrong with that?" "No, no. It's not that.
Somehow someone is putting money into the economy that never entered the
country legally or was never earned here." "How do you figure
that?" "Because for the last three
months, overall income is higher than the total of all goods and services
indicates it should be. It's driving us nuts. The Honorable James Boulin
Chartwell, III, especially. Taxes are being paid on that unknown money. It
pays for more goods and services. It's not from the government." George gulped down the rest of his
Coke. "So you're wondering if one
of my clients might know where this extra cash is coming from?" "Morey, I checked the records
of your boys before I called you. As far as I can tell, they have nothing to do
with it. It just boils down to the fact that there is more money in the country
than this country could have produced." "I get the picture. And you
figure that if you can't solve it, you're liable to get a runaway
inflation?" Morey was sipping Scotch, intensely. "Not really. It's not even a
whole lot of money. Could be as little as three to five million. Maybe less,
depending on where it's dumped into the economy and the multiplier effect. The
real problem for me is that it's got the Council all upset because their pretty
little charts don't work out." George wandered into the kitchen,
grabbed another Coke and poured it into his glass. "Care for more Scotch?"
he mumbled while crunching an ice cube. "No, thank you. George? Have
you thought about an outside country dumping funds just to foul up your
computers?" "No, but I think that the
effort would cost more than the results. You'd have to have a pretty sophisticated
distribution system. I'll check on it tomorrow though." "I really ought to go,
George. Delores will be furious if she happens to get home first. I'll let you
know if I hear anything." "Well, thanks anyway,
Morey." After Morey left, he reset the defense
screen and went to bed. "Good morning, Mr.
Graylin," called Mary cheerfully. "Morning, Mary." George crawled behind his desk and
clutched the Coke she always had waiting. He hadn't slept well. "Mary, can you get the
currency transfer records for the major Commbloc countries?" He sat in his normal morning
stupor until they arrived. The records said no country had the international
balance to get away with it undetected. The morning memo run had an
Important Memo from The Desk of James Boulin Chartwell, III, to the effect that
James Boulin Chartwell, III, suggested that George Jordan Graylin, Junior, stop
riding a donkey and get on with discovering Who was Betraying The Great
American Economy before All Was Lost. Feeling that all was lost anyway,
George took the Reservation shuttle over to the newest new congressional
addition and briefed Congressman Dither's new staff economist on the role of
recovery and reclamation in the variable budget system. He came back to the
office to find another Important Memo on his desk. It said, translated: Have
you Saved The Great American Economy? He threw it in the pulper. "Mr. Graylin, you have a luncheon
engagement with the Bank Tellers of Greater Washington at twelve o'clock at the
Burr Room." Tricia smiled a very superior smile as he scurried out the
door. Percival P. Pentamount, Executive
Vice-President of the Greater American Bank, was the featured speaker. The
topic was "The Role of the American Banking System in the Great American
Economy." Since the Government regulated the economy, and the banks' role
was zilch, George went to sleep. He woke up to the relieved applause of the
Bank Tellers of Greater Washington. The meeting broke up as the
tellers scurried back to their tells. Percival P. Pentamount was approaching.
George eyed an emergency exit, then shrugged. "Did you like the talk?" Percival P. Pentamount was round,
white-haired, pleasant looking, blue-eyed, and was well aware of all four
attributes. George suppressed a yawn. "It
was quite a pep talk." "Must keep the troops happy.
I enjoy making them all feel wanted." Percival rubbed his hands together
eagerly. He continued, "All in a day's work, you know. Banking is the
Heart of the Economy." Percival then beamed at George. George managed a smile. "Well, I must be hastening
back to The Bank. A pleasure meeting you, sir."' Percival P. Pentamount waddled
quickly off. George sighed, gulped down the
rest of his Coke, and lurched to his feet. He only knocked over one glass in
his retreat. Getting back to the office was
easy. He grabbed the first cab that slowed, after shattering the eardrums of a
teen tough who tried to cycle him down. He recharged the ultra-beamer as soon
as he got through the Reservation gate. Collapsed at his desk, he found
another memo. This Important Memo decreed: "Get to the Heart of The
Problem. The President and I are Counting On You, George." He tossed it into the pulper. Then
he burped. "Bad day, George?" Norman Dentine had a flashing
smile and a slightly patronizing manner. His only asset, to George's way of
thinking, was that he was seldom in the office. "No. Terrible day." Norman flashed his smile again. "Sorry to hear that. I'd give
you a hand, but I'm due to brief Senator Titegold in an hour." "No problem, Norm. No Problem." George sighed. There ought to be
some way to get to the Heart of The Problem. He straightened up, abruptly. "Mary, I need some
statistical research done." "But, Mr. Graylin, I'm way behind." "Don't worry about that. The
President is Counting On Us, as the Very Honorable James Boulin Chartwell, III,
would say." Three days later, George emerged
from his stack of printouts with very little printable to say. It was Monday,
and it was still gray. He picked up the telephone.
"Morey, you've got to help me. I think I'm on to something, but it's
driving me nuts." Morey arrived promptly at eight.
George reset the defense screen by the apartment door. "Delores says I can give you
an hour and no more, George, so get on with it." George poured Morey a Scotch,
lifted an ice bucket and a carton of Cokes, and lumbered into the study. He
slumped into the chair behind the desk. "All right, Morey. Here's
where I am. First, this bootleg money has to get into the economy from some
legitimate source. It can't come through a sector which deals with physical
goods because I'd be able to catch that through the IRS Data Link by comparing
costs, input-output, and profit figures. Any goods producer would have to hide
it through abnormally high profits. Same in the service sectors. No one in any
of those sectors is showing higher profits. Then I hit on the financial
service boys—the brokerage houses, the mutual funds, the insurance companies,
and the banks. I thought that if anyone showed a higher net, I'd be set. But
the fluctuations from institution to institution killed that idea." George paused and gulped the rest
of the Coke. He opened another. "George, what about the possibility
of higher costs disguising higher profits?" Morey was still on his first
Scotch. "That doesn't show up either.
I ran a cost analysis of everyone big enough to have that kind of effect.
According to Census and IRS data, no one big enough to affect the economy has
costs, appreciably higher than competitors." George dropped into the chair
again and kicked off his shoes. "Hell, Morey, I'm going nuts.
I even checked the Treasury Department and the Fed about the total money
supply. The Treasury said no, they were not fiddling with the money supply and
ran me a set of tests to prove it. The Federal Reserve boys nearly blew their
programming computer when they saw the figures I brought them. They agreed and
didn't like it one bit. If I don't get an answer immediately, they'll have
those figures all over Greater Washington in a day or so." "You mean, the money supply
is definitely larger? Are reserves a problem?" Morey was interested, abstractly. "That brings us to the point,
Morey. I do have one idea, but I don't know if it's technically possible. And
I can't ask anyone if it is. The question itself would panic too many people.
So . . ." "Well, what is it, George? I
can do your dirty work for you again, I suppose." George told him. "I don't know, George. I'll
let you know." George reset the apartment defense
screen when Morey left. "George, you have rendered
the Government a Great Service. You have stopped a Despicable Plan to Undermine
The Great American Economy. I am Proud of You. The President is Proud of
You." James Boulin Chartwell, III, no
longer the Junior Economic Adviser, sipped his glass of One Hundred Percent
Pure mineral water. "I think We just might be
able to Find a Place for You, George." George smiled. It was going to be a
long summer. The formalities accomplished, Mary
waited for George. She cornered him with a Coke. "Why banks, George?" "As Percival P. Pentamount
would say, Banking is The Heart of The Economy. What better place to pump in a
little umph?" George sipped the Coke thoughtfully. "Once I saw how it could be
done, and Morey confirmed it, the hardest problem was to find out who was doing
it. The idea wouldn't have been possible years ago with all the paperwork involved
then. Now it's simple. All a crooked banker has to do is a little computer
manipulation. When funds are transferred, the bank computers link. The sender
bank computer subtracts funds from itself and the accounts involved. The
receiver bank computer adds funds to both. Old Percy had a percentage of the
funds retained when his bank sent them to another. But only on certain
accounts. This created a bit of extra money." "George, that doesn't make
sense." "But it does. Look at it this
way. Say that Percival has a hundred dollars in his own account. He transfers
fifty dollars from this account to another account in his own name in another
bank. The computer in Percy's bank obediently sends the fifty dollars to the
second bank. The next step was Percival's Stroke of Genius. He programmed his
own bank's computer to 'forget' to deduct that fifty dollars from his original
account. Since the computer conveniently `forgets' that Percy even sent the
funds, Percy is left with his original hundred dollars still intact, plus fifty
more in his second account in the other bank." George took a quick swallow of the
Coke. "Now you have to realize that
this actually happened only to a few out of all the bank's fund transfers.
Percy was smart enough to realize that the gimmicked transactions could just
be a small percentage of the total number of transactions that the computer handled." "But how did they balance the
books?" Mary was a great believer in balance. "That was the beauty of it.
Since Percy programmed the computer to `forget' the gimmicked deals, the
magnetic transfer slips covering those deals were never printed out. That meant
that the printed records of the bank agreed with the computer records.
According to both the printed and the computer records, the money never left
Percival's bank." "Now, wait a second, George.
You mean that Percival just sneaked down into the computer room one night and
told the machine to do all this?" Mary shared a certain awe of computers
with the rest of the world. "No, he had an accomplice,
the head programmer. There were actually three separate accounts that had this
special programming. The gimmicked transfers were from Percy's personal
account, the programmer's personal account, and one of the bank's investment
accounts." George took a deep breath, tilted
the plastic cup back to catch an elusive ice cube, and crunched the ice into
satisfying fragments. "You see, Percy had created a separate portfolio for
investments which only he managed. No one would notice the discrepancies but a
portfolio manager, and Percy was the manager. By doing this he hoped to
increase the bank's assets gradually, but dramatically, and thus boost his
banking career." Mary was beginning to look dazed. "Now Percival was pretty
smart. He had accounts in several other banks, and by shuffling funds between
his own accounts he managed to create quite an increase in his personal
fortune. Because banking is so anonymous today, he got away with it. "If he'd really been an
idealist, I never could have caught him. The business with the investment account
was set up beautifully. A certain percentage of fund transfers failed to be
deducted. Period. Yet, according to the books of other banks, everyone got the
money. Basically, Percival had the philosopher's stone." George swigged his Coke contentedly. "But how did you find him
out, considering the number of banks and bankers?" "I just hooked into the IRS
Data Link with a requirement to see the dossiers on any bankers whose assets
had recently shown a marked increase. Percival knew that he had to pay taxes,
since his additional savings would automatically be reported by the member
bank computers. He knew that the IRS computer is pretty dumb. All it cares
about is whether your taxes agree with your income. Unless you get an executive
order, you can't pull a search like I did. He would have been safe, except . .
." "Except what, George?" "That the bureaucracy is so
settled that the tiniest bit of inflation is more important than the biggest
bank swindle in history." George thought of James Boulin
Chartwell, III, and his One Hundred Percent Pure mineral water and The Great
American Economy. "What will happen to Percy?" "I doubt if anything serious
will. They may even have trouble getting the money he made by the system back.
Legally, it doesn't qualify as counterfeiting, as no actual currency was
involved. The bank laws refer to falsifying written books, and he never really
laid a hand on anything, except a computer program, and currently, there's no
law against, that. It wasn't tax evasion. He didn't steal or embezzle anyone's
funds, because the funds he got didn't exist before he created them. It wasn't
fraud since no one else can prove that they were defrauded of anything. All he
really did was create excess credit. Most people want credit for doing as
little as possible. He went a step further. He got credit for nothing."
L. E. Modesitt, Jr. Sometimes the builder of a better
mousetrap doesn't want anyone THE GREAT AMERICAN ECONOMY "What a miserable day it
is," groused James Boulin Chartwell, III. As junior member of the Council of
Economic Advisers, he often groused. When he didn't grouse, he grumbled. George didn't exactly agree with
his boss. True, the smog had cut the visibility outside to less than a hundred yards.
The April day was grayer than usual, but what else could you really expect in
the Greater Washington Reservation?
"George! Do you know that our figures are off by One Hundredth of One
Percent?" George sighed. He'd known since
yesterday when the monthly inflation statistics had been printed out that
there would be trouble. For the third month in a row there had been a small,
but significant, inflationary trend in the Gross National Products figures.
The unplanned increase could not be explained by increases in wages, construction
costs, defense spending, conservation and reclamation projects, or anything
else. "George! Do you hear me? The
President is Not At All Happy about this. If it gets out that there has already
been an annual rate of inflation of over one tenth of one percent this year, that
could swing Public Opinion heavily in the elections. You know we can't keep it
a secret much longer." James Boulin Chartwell, III, refilled
his glass with One Hundred Percent Pure mineral water. "I take it, sir, that you
would earnestly desire me to discover the cause of this Blight upon our Great
American Economy." George was about ready to quit, if only he could
persuade himself that leaving the Reservation would not be the end of his
career. "I don't give an obsolete
gold piece what you do. But you ought to want to know how this could happen,
when Government Expenditures are registered to the Last Penny, and when our
computers keep track of the Private Sector to the Very Last Dime." James
Boulin Chartwell, III, was a firm devotee of the bureaucratic school that spoke
in Capital Letters. George sighed again. It would be a
long day. "George! Don't you
understand? It Can't Happen. It just Can't Happen." James Boulin
Chatwell, III, finished his second glass of One Hundred Percent Pure mineral water. George shrugged. He knew why it
wasn't supposed to happen. The growth of the non-government sector was
computed on a full-coverage, day-by-day, real-time basis, taking into account
all variables such as price and wage increases, construction rates, investment
rates, and savings. The basic government budget was programmed into the
computers as well. Adjustments in the basic growth rates were made on a weekly
basis by changing the magnitudes of variable items in the government budget.
The system was about ten years old in its present form. It had worked reasonably
well, although many government agencies complained bitterly about budgets
that varied from week to week. Defense and Urban Affairs, of course, were above
variable controls. Status was working in a department with a Fixed Budget. "Well," demanded James
Boulin Chartwell, III, "do you think that you can Solve The Problem?" George shrugged again. He wanted
his morning Coke. "I'll see what I can find
out." As he left the office, he smiled
at Mildred. She glared back, as usual. She disliked George's flippant attitude
toward the Very Respected Junior Adviser. George wandered down to the
cafeteria. It was after coffee break and deserted. He picked up a cup, filled
it with ice, and pounded on the soda dispenser until it delivered his Coke. He
debated sitting down, then went back to the office he shared with two
secretaries and three other junior economists. Tricia was the only one present.
He looked at her. "Mary took leave today.
She'll be back tomorrow." Tricia had a very pleasant voice. She also
weighed close to two hundred pounds and was a head taller than George. George
liked to consider himself as a full six feet. He eased behind his desk, setting
the cup down on his blotter. Tricia began to type again. "Tricia, can you get me the
income figures on the Mafia for the last quarter?" She nodded, but did not stop
typing. "Now! Damn it!" "Yes, Mr. Graylin." He looked around the office. He
imagined that the other three economists were scattered all over the
Washington Reservation briefing various staffs on the sundry economic idiocies
still existing. "Tricia, add to that a
summary of the major flow of Union Funds. Make sure that includes the pension
funds and the mutuals." "Yes, sir." He felt guilty for yelling. He'd
pay for it later. He sipped the Coke and tried to think. Who could be pumping
all those dollars into the economy? "Mr. Graylin, your read-outs
are coming through." "Thank you, Tricia." He
went over and collected the first pile of printouts. Tricia smiled too sweetly
and resumed typing. After five hours, including a
hasty Coke and a sandwich, he was still in the dark about the Blight on the
Great American Economy. He picked up the phone and punched
out a combination. "Morey, this is George
Graylin. I've got a problem that maybe you could help me with. Can you stop by
after dinner—say about eight-thirty?" "Fine with me, George.
Delores has chamber music appreciation tonight." George wound up the rest of the
afternoon's trivia, had a Coke, and dinner, in the cafeteria, then marched to
the Reservation gate. The exit machine refused his bank card and insisted on
his ID. Outside it was raining. He had left his raincoat in the office. He only
had to straight-arm one secretary to get a cab, but got a faceful of Mace when
the girl already in the back panicked. On the second try he made it. After
locking the doors, he dialed in his block code. The cab almost wouldn't accept
his slightly mangled bank card, but finally digested the information after
burping the bent card back twice. Exiting the cab at full gallop, he
dashed into the foyer, slammed his entry card into the gate, and slipped
through into the apartment recreation hall. A few were playing pool, but the
area was generally deserted. Eight was still early in the evening. Morey Weissenburg was small and
intense. He was a very good attorney. "Let me get this straight,
George. Someone or some organization is putting money into the economy. What's
wrong with that?" "No, no. It's not that.
Somehow someone is putting money into the economy that never entered the
country legally or was never earned here." "How do you figure
that?" "Because for the last three
months, overall income is higher than the total of all goods and services
indicates it should be. It's driving us nuts. The Honorable James Boulin
Chartwell, III, especially. Taxes are being paid on that unknown money. It
pays for more goods and services. It's not from the government." George gulped down the rest of his
Coke. "So you're wondering if one
of my clients might know where this extra cash is coming from?" "Morey, I checked the records
of your boys before I called you. As far as I can tell, they have nothing to do
with it. It just boils down to the fact that there is more money in the country
than this country could have produced." "I get the picture. And you
figure that if you can't solve it, you're liable to get a runaway
inflation?" Morey was sipping Scotch, intensely. "Not really. It's not even a
whole lot of money. Could be as little as three to five million. Maybe less,
depending on where it's dumped into the economy and the multiplier effect. The
real problem for me is that it's got the Council all upset because their pretty
little charts don't work out." George wandered into the kitchen,
grabbed another Coke and poured it into his glass. "Care for more Scotch?"
he mumbled while crunching an ice cube. "No, thank you. George? Have
you thought about an outside country dumping funds just to foul up your
computers?" "No, but I think that the
effort would cost more than the results. You'd have to have a pretty sophisticated
distribution system. I'll check on it tomorrow though." "I really ought to go,
George. Delores will be furious if she happens to get home first. I'll let you
know if I hear anything." "Well, thanks anyway,
Morey." After Morey left, he reset the defense
screen and went to bed. "Good morning, Mr.
Graylin," called Mary cheerfully. "Morning, Mary." George crawled behind his desk and
clutched the Coke she always had waiting. He hadn't slept well. "Mary, can you get the
currency transfer records for the major Commbloc countries?" He sat in his normal morning
stupor until they arrived. The records said no country had the international
balance to get away with it undetected. The morning memo run had an
Important Memo from The Desk of James Boulin Chartwell, III, to the effect that
James Boulin Chartwell, III, suggested that George Jordan Graylin, Junior, stop
riding a donkey and get on with discovering Who was Betraying The Great
American Economy before All Was Lost. Feeling that all was lost anyway,
George took the Reservation shuttle over to the newest new congressional
addition and briefed Congressman Dither's new staff economist on the role of
recovery and reclamation in the variable budget system. He came back to the
office to find another Important Memo on his desk. It said, translated: Have
you Saved The Great American Economy? He threw it in the pulper. "Mr. Graylin, you have a luncheon
engagement with the Bank Tellers of Greater Washington at twelve o'clock at the
Burr Room." Tricia smiled a very superior smile as he scurried out the
door. Percival P. Pentamount, Executive
Vice-President of the Greater American Bank, was the featured speaker. The
topic was "The Role of the American Banking System in the Great American
Economy." Since the Government regulated the economy, and the banks' role
was zilch, George went to sleep. He woke up to the relieved applause of the
Bank Tellers of Greater Washington. The meeting broke up as the
tellers scurried back to their tells. Percival P. Pentamount was approaching.
George eyed an emergency exit, then shrugged. "Did you like the talk?" Percival P. Pentamount was round,
white-haired, pleasant looking, blue-eyed, and was well aware of all four
attributes. George suppressed a yawn. "It
was quite a pep talk." "Must keep the troops happy.
I enjoy making them all feel wanted." Percival rubbed his hands together
eagerly. He continued, "All in a day's work, you know. Banking is the
Heart of the Economy." Percival then beamed at George. George managed a smile. "Well, I must be hastening
back to The Bank. A pleasure meeting you, sir."' Percival P. Pentamount waddled
quickly off. George sighed, gulped down the
rest of his Coke, and lurched to his feet. He only knocked over one glass in
his retreat. Getting back to the office was
easy. He grabbed the first cab that slowed, after shattering the eardrums of a
teen tough who tried to cycle him down. He recharged the ultra-beamer as soon
as he got through the Reservation gate. Collapsed at his desk, he found
another memo. This Important Memo decreed: "Get to the Heart of The
Problem. The President and I are Counting On You, George." He tossed it into the pulper. Then
he burped. "Bad day, George?" Norman Dentine had a flashing
smile and a slightly patronizing manner. His only asset, to George's way of
thinking, was that he was seldom in the office. "No. Terrible day." Norman flashed his smile again. "Sorry to hear that. I'd give
you a hand, but I'm due to brief Senator Titegold in an hour." "No problem, Norm. No Problem." George sighed. There ought to be
some way to get to the Heart of The Problem. He straightened up, abruptly. "Mary, I need some
statistical research done." "But, Mr. Graylin, I'm way behind." "Don't worry about that. The
President is Counting On Us, as the Very Honorable James Boulin Chartwell, III,
would say." Three days later, George emerged
from his stack of printouts with very little printable to say. It was Monday,
and it was still gray. He picked up the telephone.
"Morey, you've got to help me. I think I'm on to something, but it's
driving me nuts." Morey arrived promptly at eight.
George reset the defense screen by the apartment door. "Delores says I can give you
an hour and no more, George, so get on with it." George poured Morey a Scotch,
lifted an ice bucket and a carton of Cokes, and lumbered into the study. He
slumped into the chair behind the desk. "All right, Morey. Here's
where I am. First, this bootleg money has to get into the economy from some
legitimate source. It can't come through a sector which deals with physical
goods because I'd be able to catch that through the IRS Data Link by comparing
costs, input-output, and profit figures. Any goods producer would have to hide
it through abnormally high profits. Same in the service sectors. No one in any
of those sectors is showing higher profits. Then I hit on the financial
service boys—the brokerage houses, the mutual funds, the insurance companies,
and the banks. I thought that if anyone showed a higher net, I'd be set. But
the fluctuations from institution to institution killed that idea." George paused and gulped the rest
of the Coke. He opened another. "George, what about the possibility
of higher costs disguising higher profits?" Morey was still on his first
Scotch. "That doesn't show up either.
I ran a cost analysis of everyone big enough to have that kind of effect.
According to Census and IRS data, no one big enough to affect the economy has
costs, appreciably higher than competitors." George dropped into the chair
again and kicked off his shoes. "Hell, Morey, I'm going nuts.
I even checked the Treasury Department and the Fed about the total money
supply. The Treasury said no, they were not fiddling with the money supply and
ran me a set of tests to prove it. The Federal Reserve boys nearly blew their
programming computer when they saw the figures I brought them. They agreed and
didn't like it one bit. If I don't get an answer immediately, they'll have
those figures all over Greater Washington in a day or so." "You mean, the money supply
is definitely larger? Are reserves a problem?" Morey was interested, abstractly. "That brings us to the point,
Morey. I do have one idea, but I don't know if it's technically possible. And
I can't ask anyone if it is. The question itself would panic too many people.
So . . ." "Well, what is it, George? I
can do your dirty work for you again, I suppose." George told him. "I don't know, George. I'll
let you know." George reset the apartment defense
screen when Morey left. "George, you have rendered
the Government a Great Service. You have stopped a Despicable Plan to Undermine
The Great American Economy. I am Proud of You. The President is Proud of
You." James Boulin Chartwell, III, no
longer the Junior Economic Adviser, sipped his glass of One Hundred Percent
Pure mineral water. "I think We just might be
able to Find a Place for You, George." George smiled. It was going to be a
long summer. The formalities accomplished, Mary
waited for George. She cornered him with a Coke. "Why banks, George?" "As Percival P. Pentamount
would say, Banking is The Heart of The Economy. What better place to pump in a
little umph?" George sipped the Coke thoughtfully. "Once I saw how it could be
done, and Morey confirmed it, the hardest problem was to find out who was doing
it. The idea wouldn't have been possible years ago with all the paperwork involved
then. Now it's simple. All a crooked banker has to do is a little computer
manipulation. When funds are transferred, the bank computers link. The sender
bank computer subtracts funds from itself and the accounts involved. The
receiver bank computer adds funds to both. Old Percy had a percentage of the
funds retained when his bank sent them to another. But only on certain
accounts. This created a bit of extra money." "George, that doesn't make
sense." "But it does. Look at it this
way. Say that Percival has a hundred dollars in his own account. He transfers
fifty dollars from this account to another account in his own name in another
bank. The computer in Percy's bank obediently sends the fifty dollars to the
second bank. The next step was Percival's Stroke of Genius. He programmed his
own bank's computer to 'forget' to deduct that fifty dollars from his original
account. Since the computer conveniently `forgets' that Percy even sent the
funds, Percy is left with his original hundred dollars still intact, plus fifty
more in his second account in the other bank." George took a quick swallow of the
Coke. "Now you have to realize that
this actually happened only to a few out of all the bank's fund transfers.
Percy was smart enough to realize that the gimmicked transactions could just
be a small percentage of the total number of transactions that the computer handled." "But how did they balance the
books?" Mary was a great believer in balance. "That was the beauty of it.
Since Percy programmed the computer to `forget' the gimmicked deals, the
magnetic transfer slips covering those deals were never printed out. That meant
that the printed records of the bank agreed with the computer records.
According to both the printed and the computer records, the money never left
Percival's bank." "Now, wait a second, George.
You mean that Percival just sneaked down into the computer room one night and
told the machine to do all this?" Mary shared a certain awe of computers
with the rest of the world. "No, he had an accomplice,
the head programmer. There were actually three separate accounts that had this
special programming. The gimmicked transfers were from Percy's personal
account, the programmer's personal account, and one of the bank's investment
accounts." George took a deep breath, tilted
the plastic cup back to catch an elusive ice cube, and crunched the ice into
satisfying fragments. "You see, Percy had created a separate portfolio for
investments which only he managed. No one would notice the discrepancies but a
portfolio manager, and Percy was the manager. By doing this he hoped to
increase the bank's assets gradually, but dramatically, and thus boost his
banking career." Mary was beginning to look dazed. "Now Percival was pretty
smart. He had accounts in several other banks, and by shuffling funds between
his own accounts he managed to create quite an increase in his personal
fortune. Because banking is so anonymous today, he got away with it. "If he'd really been an
idealist, I never could have caught him. The business with the investment account
was set up beautifully. A certain percentage of fund transfers failed to be
deducted. Period. Yet, according to the books of other banks, everyone got the
money. Basically, Percival had the philosopher's stone." George swigged his Coke contentedly. "But how did you find him
out, considering the number of banks and bankers?" "I just hooked into the IRS
Data Link with a requirement to see the dossiers on any bankers whose assets
had recently shown a marked increase. Percival knew that he had to pay taxes,
since his additional savings would automatically be reported by the member
bank computers. He knew that the IRS computer is pretty dumb. All it cares
about is whether your taxes agree with your income. Unless you get an executive
order, you can't pull a search like I did. He would have been safe, except . .
." "Except what, George?" "That the bureaucracy is so
settled that the tiniest bit of inflation is more important than the biggest
bank swindle in history." George thought of James Boulin
Chartwell, III, and his One Hundred Percent Pure mineral water and The Great
American Economy. "What will happen to Percy?" "I doubt if anything serious
will. They may even have trouble getting the money he made by the system back.
Legally, it doesn't qualify as counterfeiting, as no actual currency was
involved. The bank laws refer to falsifying written books, and he never really
laid a hand on anything, except a computer program, and currently, there's no
law against, that. It wasn't tax evasion. He didn't steal or embezzle anyone's
funds, because the funds he got didn't exist before he created them. It wasn't
fraud since no one else can prove that they were defrauded of anything. All he
really did was create excess credit. Most people want credit for doing as
little as possible. He went a step further. He got credit for nothing." |
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