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by Kevin O'Donnell, Jr. TOP TEN NEWS STORIES OF THE HOUR Monday, 15 June 2188; 1100 EDT New England Region RANK/HEADLINE (price) LEAD SENTENCE #1/MUSLIM-REFUBLICANS TO THE RESCUE AGAIN (.20) Fresh from last week's triumphant evacuation of greater Peking, the Muslim Republican Directorate of Public Safety and the Social Tech Directorate of Public Transportation have again joined forces, this time to move some seventeen million Floridians out of the reach of Hurricane Dora, predicted to be the most devastating in history. #2/10,000 HOMELESS IN NYC FIRE (.20) A fire of undetermined origin swept down a Manhattan street early this morning, killing six, injuring two hundred seven and releasing seventeen tons of C02 into the atmosphere. #3/"CANNIBAL KILLER" FINALLY CAUGHT IN RIO HIGH-RISE (.15) The hatchet-wielding terror of Rio de Janeiro's largest public housing complex was apprehended yesterday, after eluding inept Marx/Com cops for six weeks, a spokesrep for the MC Directorate of Public Security announced this morning. #4/COURTESY TITLES TO GO? HEARINGS SET ON THREE-CHARACTER SUBSTITUTES (.10) In yet, another attempt to enforce total computer compatibility, the Coalition's Directorate of Public Statistics today proposed adding three occupation-keyed characters to the fifteen character ID/dress; if adopted as the fourth ID/dress expansion in the last century, the new code would lead off the ID/dress, replacing all traditional courtesy titles. #5/DACS DOWN JETLINER: 485 FEARED DEAD (.20) ST/DeepTrans Flight 1963, carrying four hundred eighty-five passengers and crewmembers, crashed to Earth outside Osaka at 0943 (EDST) this morning; witnesses claim to have seen a Dac mothership launch missiles at it instants before the crash. #6/BEEF PRICE HIKES DUE TO MV/DEEPAG ACTIONS COWPOKE SAYS (.10) The President of the Argentine Cattleraisers' Association charged that recent rises in the price of beef are tied directly to production ceilings imposed by the Marian-Vegetarian Directorate of Public Agriculture that controls most of the best grazing land in Argentina. #7/MARKET DROPS IN EUROPE (.10) The stock market is down over forty points on European exchanges this morning, as investors rush to unload shares in PFG, the large building contractor rocked by allegations of bribery. #8/TWELVE MORE DIE IN LONDON POISONING (.10) Spokesreps for the Oreen-Rad Directorate of Public Health have confirmed that twelve more |
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