"Viktor Pelevin - Kroger's Revelation" - читать интересную книгу автора (Pelevin Viktor)

"Annenerbe", I went into the astral for a usual patrol raid. As always, I was
accompanied by the astral body of the dog Theodorich and two fifth category
demons, "Hans" and "Poppel". Arriving in the astral, I noticed that the
fluctuations of Jupiter are strangely stressed and emit an unusual for them
violet radiance. In such cases the instructions recommend to erect a
shielding pentahedron and to stay inside its boundaries. However I - for
which I am ready to be held responsible for - considered it possible to limit
myself to singing "Horst Vessel", since I was located not far from the line
of prospective emission of the will of the German fuhrer Adolf Hitler, which
that night was illuminating the left lower Zodiac quadrant. Suddenly, a
crescent red elemental was isolated itself from Jupiter's fluctuations. After
a few second it intersected with the fuhrer's will-emitting line. A powerful
ether flash followed, and I lost consciousness.
After regaining my senses, I found myself in flattened black space, moreover
the dog Theodorich and the demon "Hans" died, and the demon "Poppel" passed
into a state, defined in the internal language of "Annenerbe" as "flipped
cup".
Suddenly a rarefaction arose in the back, and an obscure silhouette appeared
from it. When it approached, I distinguished an old man of very old age, with
a large beard and a thin belt around a white peasant shirt. In one hand he
carried a burning candle, and in the other one - several brown books with his
own image, extruded on the cover. A medical mirror with an opening in the
middle was fastened on the old man's head, like those that are used by
otolaryngologists, and following him was a white horse, harnessed into a
spring carriage in the form of a decorative plow.
When approaching me, the old man threatened me with a finger, then put down
his books on the lower plane of the surrounding space, fastened the candle on
them, jumped on the horse and did a few laps around the candle, carrying out
complex gymnastic moves on the horse's back. During this, the mirror on his
head sparkled so unbearably, that I was forced to turn away, and the demon
"Poppel" passed into the state "empty pipe". Then the candle faded, and at
the same time the accordion quieted down. (The whole time, an accordion was
playing somewhere far away - a Russian kind of a manual organ.)
Following that I found myself in the astral tunnel N 11, through which I
returned to the meditative bunker of the academy.
Leaving the meditation, I immediately got started with the current report.
Heil Hitler!


Junior imperial magician Kroger.




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REICHSFUEHRER SS HEINRICH HIMMLER
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"Annenerbe", to Wolf