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In order to assist you in appreciating the range of the new guided missile Marxist Victory, let me point
out that the distance from launching-site to target is somewhat over 50 percent greater than the distance
from launching-site to your capital, Nanking.

My Government is still hopeful that your Government will revise its present intransigeant position on the
Khakum River dispute.
I have the honor, etc., etc., etc.,

V. N. Dzhoubinsky
Wu Fung Tung, to Vladmir N. Dzhoubinsky:

7 Feb., 1984

Estimable Sir:

My Government was most delighted to learn of the splendid triumph of your Government in developing
the new guided missile Marxist Victory, and at the same time deeply relieved. We had, of course,
detected the release of nuclear energy incident to the test, and inasmuch as it had obviously originated in
the disintegration of a quantity of Uranium 235, we had feared that an explosion had occurred at your
Government's secret uranium plant at Khatanga. We have long known of the lax security measures in
effect at this plant, and have, as a consequence, been expecting some disaster there.

I am therefore sure that your Government will be equally gratified to learn of the perfection, by my
Government, of our own new guided missile Celestial Destroyer, which embodies, in greatly improved
form, many of the features of your own Government's guided missile Marxist Victory. Naturally, your
own scientific warfare specialists have detected the release of energy incident to the explosion of our own
improved thorium-hafnium interaction bomb; this bomb was exploded over the North Polar ice cap,
about two hundred miles south of the Pole, on about 35 degrees East Longitude, almost due north of
your capital city of Moscow. The launching was made from a site in Thibet.

Naturally, my Government cannot deviate from our present just and reasonable attitude in the Khakum
River question. Trusting that your Government will realize this, I have the honor to be,

Your obedient and respectful servant,

Wu Fung Tung




From N. Y. TIMES, Feb. 20, 1984:
AFGHAN RULER FETED AT NANKING

Ameer Shere Ali Abdallah Confers
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UPREA Pres. Sung Li-Yin