JACK HOLLOWAY SAW Little Fuzzy eyeing the pipe he had laid in
the ashtray, and picked it up, putting it in his mouth. Little
Fuzzy looked reproachfully at him and started to get down onto the
floor. Pappy Jack was mean; didn’t he think a Fuzzy might
want to smoke a pipe, too? Well, maybe it wouldn’t hurt him.
He picked Little Fuzzy up and set him back on his lap, offering the
pipestem. Little Fuzzy took a puff. He didn’t cough over it;
evidently he had learned how to avoid inhaling.
“They scheduled the Kellogg trial first,” Gus
Brannhard was saying, “and there wasn’t any way I could
stop that. You see what the idea is? They’ll try him first,
with Leslie Coombes running both the prosecution and the defense,
and if they can get him acquitted, it’ll prejudice the
sapience evidence we introduce in your trial.”
Mamma Fuzzy made another try at intercepting the drink he was
hoisting, but he frustrated that. Baby had stopped trying to sit on
his head, and was playing peek-a-boo from behind his whiskers.
“First,” he continued, “they’ll exclude
every bit of evidence about the Fuzzies that they can. That
won’t be much, but there’ll be a fight to get any of it
in. What they can’t exclude, they’ll attack.
They’ll attack credibility. Of course, with veridication,
they can’t claim anybody’s lying, but they can claim
self-deception. You make a statement you believe, true or false,
and the veridicator’ll back you up on it. They’ll
attack qualifications on expert testimony. They’ll quibble
about statements of fact and statements of opinion. And what they
can’t exclude or attack, they’ll accept, and then deny
that it’s proof of sapience.”
“What the hell do they want for proof of sapience?”
Gerd demanded. “Nuclear energy and contragravity and
hyperdrive?”
“They will have a nice, neat, pedantic definition of
sapience, tailored especially to exclude the Fuzzies, and they will
present it in court and try to get it accepted, and it’s up
to us to guess in advance what that will be, and have a refutation
of it ready, and also a definition of our own.”
“Their definition will have to include Khooghras. Gerd, do
the Khooghras bury their dead?”
“Hell, no; they eat them. But you have to give them this,
they cook them first.”
“Look, we won’t get anywhere arguing about what
Fuzzies do and Khooghras don’t do,” Rainsford said.
“We’ll have to get a definition of sapience. Remember
what Ruth said Saturday night?”
Gerd van Riebeek looked as though he didn’t want to
remember what Ruth had said, or even remember Ruth herself. Jack
nodded, and repeated it. “I got the impression of nonsapient
intelligence shading up to a sharp line, and then sapience shading
up from there, maybe a different color, wavy lines instead of
straight ones.”
“That’s a good graphic representation,” Gerd
said. “You know, that line’s so sharp I’d be
tempted to think of sapience as a result of mutation, except that I
can’t quite buy the same mutation happening in the same way
on so many different planets.”
Ben Rainsford started to say something, then stopped short when
a constabulary siren hooted over the camp. The Fuzzies looked up
interestedly. They knew what that was. Pappy Jack’s friends
in the blue clothes. Jack went to the door and opened it, putting
the outside light on.
The car was landing; George Lunt, two of his men and two men in
civilian clothes were getting out. Both the latter were armed, and
one of them carried a bundle under his arm.
“Hello, George; come on in.”
“We want to talk to you, Jack.” Lunt’s voice
was strained, empty of warmth or friendliness. “At least,
these men do.”
“Why, yes. Sure.”
He backed into the room to permit them to enter. Something was
wrong; something bad had come up. Khadra came in first, placing
himself beside and a little behind him. Lunt followed, glancing
quickly around and placing himself between Jack and the gunrack and
also the holstered pistols on the table. The third trooper let the
two strangers in ahead of him, and then closed the door and put his
back against it. He wondered if the court might have cancelled his
bond and ordered him into custody. The two strangers—a beefy man
with a scrubby black mustache and a smaller one with a thin,
saturnine face—were looking expectantly at Lunt. Rainsford and van
Riebeek were on their feet. Gus Brannhard leaned over to refill his
glass, but did not rise.
“Let me have the papers,” Lunt said to the beefy
stranger.
The other took a folded document and handed it over.
“Jack, this isn’t my idea,” Lunt said.
“I don’t want to do it, but I have to. I wouldn’t
want to shoot you, either, but you make any resistance and I will.
I’m no Kurt Borch; I know you, and I won’t take any
chances.”
“If you’re going to serve that paper, serve
it,” the bigger of the two strangers said. “Don’t
stand yakking all night.”
“Jack,” Lunt said uncomfortably, “this is a
court order to impound your Fuzzies as evidence in the Kellogg
case. These men are deputy marshals from Central Courts;
they’ve been ordered to bring the Fuzzies into
Mallorysport.”
“Let me see the order, Jack,” Brannhard said, still
remaining seated.
Lunt handed it to Jack, and he handed it across to Brannhard.
Gus had been drinking steadily all evening; maybe he was afraid
he’d show it if he stood up. He looked at it briefly and
nodded.
“Court order, all right, signed by the Chief
Justice.” He handed it back. “They have to take the
Fuzzies, and that’s all there is to it. Keep that order,
though, and make them give you a signed and thumbprinted receipt.
Type it up for them now, Jack.”
Gus wanted to busy him with something, so he wouldn’t have
to watch what was going on. The smaller of the two deputies had
dropped the bundle from under his arm. It was a number of canvas
sacks. He sat down at the typewriter, closing his ears to the
noises in the room, and wrote the receipt, naming the Fuzzies and
describing them, and specifying that they were in good health and
uninjured. One of them tried to climb to his lap, yeeking
frantically; it clutched his shirt, but it was snatched away. He
was finished with his work before the invaders were with theirs.
They had three Fuzzies already in sacks. Khadra was catching
Cinderella. Ko-Ko and Little Fuzzy had run for the little door in
the outside wall, but Lunt was standing with his heels against it,
holding it shut; when they saw that, both of them began burrowing
in the bedding. The third trooper and the smaller of the two
deputies dragged them out and stuffed them into sacks.
He got to his feet, still stunned and only half comprehending,
and took the receipt out of the typewriter. There was an argument
about it; Lunt told the deputies to sign it or get the hell out
without the Fuzzies. They signed, inked their thumbs and printed
after their signatures. Jack gave the paper to Gus, trying not to
look at the six bulging, writhing sacks, or hear the frightened
little sounds.
“George, you’ll let them have some of their things,
won’t you?” he asked.
“Sure, what kind of
things?”
“Their bedding. Some of their toys.”
“You mean this junk?” The smaller of the two
deputies kicked the ball-and-stick construction. “All we got
orders to take is the Fuzzies.”
“You heard the gentleman.” Lunt made the word sound
worse than son of a Khooghra. He turned to the two deputies.
“Well, you have them; what are you waiting for?”
Jack watched from the door as they put the sacks into the
aircar, climbed in after them and lifted out. Then he came back and
sat down at the table.
“They don’t know anything about court orders,”
he said. “They don’t know why I didn’t stop it.
They think Pappy Jack let them down.”
“Have they gone, Jack?” Brannhard asked.
“Sure?” Then he rose, reaching behind him, and took up
a little ball of white fur. Baby Fuzzy caught his beard with both
tiny hands, yeeking happily.
“Baby! They didn’t get him!”
Brannhard disengaged the little hands from his beard and handed
him over.
“No, and they signed for him, too.” Brannhard downed
what was left of his drink, got a cigar out of his pocket and lit
it. “Now, we’re going to go to Mallorysport and get the
rest of them back.”
“But . . . But the Chief Justice signed that order. He
won’t give them back just because we ask him to.”
Brannhard made an impolite noise. “I’ll bet
everything I own Pendarvis never saw that order. They have stacks
of those things, signed in blank, in the Chief of the Court’s
office. If they had to wait to get one of the judges to sign an
order every time they wanted to subpoena a witness or impound
physical evidence, they’d never get anything done. If Ham
O’Brien didn’t think this up for himself, Leslie
Coombes thought it up for him.”
“We’ll use my airboat,” Gerd said. “You
coming along, Ben? Let’s get started.”
HE COULDN’T UNDERSTAND. The Big Ones in the blue clothes
had been friends; they had given the whistles, and shown sorrow
when the killed one was put in the ground. And why had Pappy Jack
not gotten the big gun and stopped them? It couldn’t be that
he was afraid; Pappy Jack was afraid of nothing.
The others were near, in bags like the one in which he had been
put; he could hear them, and called to them. Then he felt the edge
of the little knife Pappy Jack had made. He could cut his way out
of this bag now and free the others, but that would be no use. They
were in one of the things the Big Ones went up into the sky in, and
if he got out now, there would be nowhere to go and they would be
caught at once. Better to wait.
The one thing that really worried him was that he would not know
where they were being taken. When they did get away, how would they
ever find Pappy Jack again?
GUS BRANNHARD WAS nervous, showing it by being over-talkative,
and that worried Jack. He’d stopped twice at mirrors along
the hallway to make sure that his gold-threaded gray neck cloth was
properly knotted and that his black jacket was zipped up far enough
and not too far. Now, in front of the door marked the chief
justice, he paused before pushing the button to fluff his newly
shampooed beard.
There were two men in the Chief Justice’s private
chambers. Pendarvis he had seen once or twice, but their paths had
never crossed. He had a good face, thin and ascetic, the face of a
man at peace with himself. With him was Mohammed Ali O’Brien,
who seemed surprised to see them enter, and then apprehensive.
Nobody shook hands; the Chief Justice bowed slightly and invited
them to be seated.
“Now,” he continued, when they found chairs,
“Miss Ugatori tells me that you are making complaint against
an action by Mr. O’Brien here.”
“We are indeed, your Honor.” Brannhard opened his
briefcase and produced two papers—the writ, and the receipt for the
Fuzzies, handing them across the desk. “My client and I wish
to know upon what basis of legality your Honor sanctioned this act,
and by what right Mr. O’Brien sent his officers to Mr.
Holloway’s camp to snatch these little people from their
friend and protector, Mr. Holloway.”
The judge looked at the two papers. “As you know, Miss
Ugatori took prints of them when you called to make this
appointment. I’ve seen them. But believe me, Mr. Brannhard,
this is the first time I have seen the original of this writ. You
know how these things are signed in blank. It’s a practice
that has saved considerable time and effort, and until now they
have only been used when there was no question that I or any other
judge would approve. Such a question should certainly have existed
in this case, because had I seen this writ I would never have
signed it.” He turned to the now fidgeting Chief Prosecutor.
“Mr. O’Brien,” he said, “one simply does
not impound sapient beings as evidence, as, say, one impounds a
veldbeest calf in a brand-alteration case. The fact that the
sapience of these Fuzzies is still sub judice includes the
presumption of its possibility. Now you know perfectly well that
the courts may take no action in the face of the possibility that
some innocent person may suffer wrong.”
“And, your Honor,” Brannhard leaped into the breach,
“it cannot be denied that these Fuzzies have suffered a most
outrageous wrong! Picture them—no, picture innocent and artless
children, for that is what these Fuzzies are, happy, trusting
little children, who, until then, had known only kindness and
affection—rudely kidnapped, stuffed into sacks by brutal and
callous men—”
“Your Honor!” O’Brien’s face turned even
blacker than the hot sun of Agni had made it. “I cannot hear
officers of the court so characterized without raising my voice in
protest!”
“Mr. O’Brien seems to forget that he is speaking in
the presence of two eye witnesses to this brutal
abduction.”
“If the officers of the court need defense, Mr.
O’Brien, the court will defend them. I believe that you
should presently consider a defense of your own actions.”
“Your Honor, I insist that I only acted as I felt to be my
duty,” O’Brien said. “These Fuzzies are a key
exhibit in the case of People versus Kellogg, since only by
demonstration of their sapience can any prosecution against the
defendant be maintained.”
“Then why,” Brannhard demanded, “did you
endanger them in this criminally reckless manner?”
“Endanger them?” O’Brien was horrified.
“Your Honor, I acted only to insure their safety and
appearance in court.”
“So you took them away from the only man on this planet
who knows anything about their proper care, a man who loves them as
he would his own human children, and you subjected them to abuse
which, for all you knew, might have been fatal to them.”
Judge Pendarvis nodded. “I don’t believe, Mr.
Brannhard, that you have overstated the case. Mr. O’Brien, I
take a very unfavorable view of your action in this matter. You had
no right to have what are at least putatively sapient beings
treated in this way, and even viewing them as mere physical
evidence I must agree with Mr. Brannhard’s characterization
of your conduct as criminally reckless. Now, speaking judicially, I
order you to produce those Fuzzies immediately and return them to
the custody of Mr. Holloway.”
“Well, of course, your Honor.” O’Brien had
been growing progressively distraught, and his face now had the
gray-over-brown hue of a walnut gunstock that has been out in the
rain all day. “It’ll take an hour or so to send for
them and have them brought here.”
“You mean they’re not in this building?”
Pendarvis asked.
“Oh, no, your Honor, there are no facilities here. I had
them taken to Science Center—”
“What?”
Jack had determined to keep his mouth shut and let Gus do the
talking. The exclamation was literally forced out of him. Nobody
noticed; it had also been forced out of both Gus Brannhard and
Judge Pendarvis. Pendarvis leaned forward and spoke with dangerous
mildness:
“Do you refer, Mr. O’Brien, to the establishment of
the Division of Scientific Study and Research of the chartered
Zarathustra Company?”
“Why, yes; they have facilities for keeping all kinds of
live animals, and they do all the scientific work for—”
Pendarvis cursed blasphemously. Brannhard looked as startled as
though his own briefcase had jumped at his throat and tried to bite
him. He didn’t look half as startled as Ham O’Brien
did.
“So you think,” Pendarvis said, recovering his
composure with visible effort, “that the logical custodian of
prosecution evidence in a murder trial is the defendant? Mr.
O’Brien, you simply enlarge my view of the
possible!”
“The Zarathustra Company isn’t the defendant,”
O’Brien argued sullenly.
“Not of record, no,” Brannhard agreed. “But
isn’t the Zarathustra Company’s scientific division
headed by one Leonard Kellogg?”
“Dr. Kellogg’s been relieved of his duties, pending
the outcome of the trial. The division is now headed by Dr. Ernst
Mallin.”
“Chief scientific witness for the defense; I fail to see
any practical difference.”
“Well, Mr. Emmert said it would be all right,”
O’Brien mumbled.
“Jack, did you hear that?” Brannhard asked.
“Treasure it in your memory. You may have to testify to it in
court sometime.” He turned to the Chief Justice. “Your
Honor, may I suggest the recovery of these Fuzzies be entrusted to
Colonial Marshal Fane, and may I further suggest that Mr.
O’Brien be kept away from any communication equipment until
they are recovered.”
“That sounds like a prudent suggestion, Mr. Brannhard.
Now, I’ll give you an order for the surrender of the Fuzzies,
and a search warrant, just to be on the safe side. And, I think, an
Orphans’ Court form naming Mr. Holloway as guardian of these
putatively sapient beings. What are their names? Oh, I have them
here on this receipt.” He smiled pleasantly. “See, Mr.
O’Brien, we’re saving you a lot of trouble.”
O’Brien had little enough wit to protest. “But these
are the defendant and his attorney in another murder case I’m
prosecuting,” he began.
Pendarvis stopped smiling. “Mr. O’Brien, I doubt if
you’ll be allowed to prosecute anything or anybody around
here anymore, and I am specifically relieving you of any connection
with either the Kellogg or the Holloway trial, and if I hear any
argument out of you about it, I will issue a bench warrant for your
arrest on charges of malfeasance in office.”
JACK HOLLOWAY SAW Little Fuzzy eyeing the pipe he had laid in
the ashtray, and picked it up, putting it in his mouth. Little
Fuzzy looked reproachfully at him and started to get down onto the
floor. Pappy Jack was mean; didn’t he think a Fuzzy might
want to smoke a pipe, too? Well, maybe it wouldn’t hurt him.
He picked Little Fuzzy up and set him back on his lap, offering the
pipestem. Little Fuzzy took a puff. He didn’t cough over it;
evidently he had learned how to avoid inhaling.
“They scheduled the Kellogg trial first,” Gus
Brannhard was saying, “and there wasn’t any way I could
stop that. You see what the idea is? They’ll try him first,
with Leslie Coombes running both the prosecution and the defense,
and if they can get him acquitted, it’ll prejudice the
sapience evidence we introduce in your trial.”
Mamma Fuzzy made another try at intercepting the drink he was
hoisting, but he frustrated that. Baby had stopped trying to sit on
his head, and was playing peek-a-boo from behind his whiskers.
“First,” he continued, “they’ll exclude
every bit of evidence about the Fuzzies that they can. That
won’t be much, but there’ll be a fight to get any of it
in. What they can’t exclude, they’ll attack.
They’ll attack credibility. Of course, with veridication,
they can’t claim anybody’s lying, but they can claim
self-deception. You make a statement you believe, true or false,
and the veridicator’ll back you up on it. They’ll
attack qualifications on expert testimony. They’ll quibble
about statements of fact and statements of opinion. And what they
can’t exclude or attack, they’ll accept, and then deny
that it’s proof of sapience.”
“What the hell do they want for proof of sapience?”
Gerd demanded. “Nuclear energy and contragravity and
hyperdrive?”
“They will have a nice, neat, pedantic definition of
sapience, tailored especially to exclude the Fuzzies, and they will
present it in court and try to get it accepted, and it’s up
to us to guess in advance what that will be, and have a refutation
of it ready, and also a definition of our own.”
“Their definition will have to include Khooghras. Gerd, do
the Khooghras bury their dead?”
“Hell, no; they eat them. But you have to give them this,
they cook them first.”
“Look, we won’t get anywhere arguing about what
Fuzzies do and Khooghras don’t do,” Rainsford said.
“We’ll have to get a definition of sapience. Remember
what Ruth said Saturday night?”
Gerd van Riebeek looked as though he didn’t want to
remember what Ruth had said, or even remember Ruth herself. Jack
nodded, and repeated it. “I got the impression of nonsapient
intelligence shading up to a sharp line, and then sapience shading
up from there, maybe a different color, wavy lines instead of
straight ones.”
“That’s a good graphic representation,” Gerd
said. “You know, that line’s so sharp I’d be
tempted to think of sapience as a result of mutation, except that I
can’t quite buy the same mutation happening in the same way
on so many different planets.”
Ben Rainsford started to say something, then stopped short when
a constabulary siren hooted over the camp. The Fuzzies looked up
interestedly. They knew what that was. Pappy Jack’s friends
in the blue clothes. Jack went to the door and opened it, putting
the outside light on.
The car was landing; George Lunt, two of his men and two men in
civilian clothes were getting out. Both the latter were armed, and
one of them carried a bundle under his arm.
“Hello, George; come on in.”
“We want to talk to you, Jack.” Lunt’s voice
was strained, empty of warmth or friendliness. “At least,
these men do.”
“Why, yes. Sure.”
He backed into the room to permit them to enter. Something was
wrong; something bad had come up. Khadra came in first, placing
himself beside and a little behind him. Lunt followed, glancing
quickly around and placing himself between Jack and the gunrack and
also the holstered pistols on the table. The third trooper let the
two strangers in ahead of him, and then closed the door and put his
back against it. He wondered if the court might have cancelled his
bond and ordered him into custody. The two strangers—a beefy man
with a scrubby black mustache and a smaller one with a thin,
saturnine face—were looking expectantly at Lunt. Rainsford and van
Riebeek were on their feet. Gus Brannhard leaned over to refill his
glass, but did not rise.
“Let me have the papers,” Lunt said to the beefy
stranger.
The other took a folded document and handed it over.
“Jack, this isn’t my idea,” Lunt said.
“I don’t want to do it, but I have to. I wouldn’t
want to shoot you, either, but you make any resistance and I will.
I’m no Kurt Borch; I know you, and I won’t take any
chances.”
“If you’re going to serve that paper, serve
it,” the bigger of the two strangers said. “Don’t
stand yakking all night.”
“Jack,” Lunt said uncomfortably, “this is a
court order to impound your Fuzzies as evidence in the Kellogg
case. These men are deputy marshals from Central Courts;
they’ve been ordered to bring the Fuzzies into
Mallorysport.”
“Let me see the order, Jack,” Brannhard said, still
remaining seated.
Lunt handed it to Jack, and he handed it across to Brannhard.
Gus had been drinking steadily all evening; maybe he was afraid
he’d show it if he stood up. He looked at it briefly and
nodded.
“Court order, all right, signed by the Chief
Justice.” He handed it back. “They have to take the
Fuzzies, and that’s all there is to it. Keep that order,
though, and make them give you a signed and thumbprinted receipt.
Type it up for them now, Jack.”
Gus wanted to busy him with something, so he wouldn’t have
to watch what was going on. The smaller of the two deputies had
dropped the bundle from under his arm. It was a number of canvas
sacks. He sat down at the typewriter, closing his ears to the
noises in the room, and wrote the receipt, naming the Fuzzies and
describing them, and specifying that they were in good health and
uninjured. One of them tried to climb to his lap, yeeking
frantically; it clutched his shirt, but it was snatched away. He
was finished with his work before the invaders were with theirs.
They had three Fuzzies already in sacks. Khadra was catching
Cinderella. Ko-Ko and Little Fuzzy had run for the little door in
the outside wall, but Lunt was standing with his heels against it,
holding it shut; when they saw that, both of them began burrowing
in the bedding. The third trooper and the smaller of the two
deputies dragged them out and stuffed them into sacks.
He got to his feet, still stunned and only half comprehending,
and took the receipt out of the typewriter. There was an argument
about it; Lunt told the deputies to sign it or get the hell out
without the Fuzzies. They signed, inked their thumbs and printed
after their signatures. Jack gave the paper to Gus, trying not to
look at the six bulging, writhing sacks, or hear the frightened
little sounds.
“George, you’ll let them have some of their things,
won’t you?” he asked.
“Sure, what kind of
things?”
“Their bedding. Some of their toys.”
“You mean this junk?” The smaller of the two
deputies kicked the ball-and-stick construction. “All we got
orders to take is the Fuzzies.”
“You heard the gentleman.” Lunt made the word sound
worse than son of a Khooghra. He turned to the two deputies.
“Well, you have them; what are you waiting for?”
Jack watched from the door as they put the sacks into the
aircar, climbed in after them and lifted out. Then he came back and
sat down at the table.
“They don’t know anything about court orders,”
he said. “They don’t know why I didn’t stop it.
They think Pappy Jack let them down.”
“Have they gone, Jack?” Brannhard asked.
“Sure?” Then he rose, reaching behind him, and took up
a little ball of white fur. Baby Fuzzy caught his beard with both
tiny hands, yeeking happily.
“Baby! They didn’t get him!”
Brannhard disengaged the little hands from his beard and handed
him over.
“No, and they signed for him, too.” Brannhard downed
what was left of his drink, got a cigar out of his pocket and lit
it. “Now, we’re going to go to Mallorysport and get the
rest of them back.”
“But . . . But the Chief Justice signed that order. He
won’t give them back just because we ask him to.”
Brannhard made an impolite noise. “I’ll bet
everything I own Pendarvis never saw that order. They have stacks
of those things, signed in blank, in the Chief of the Court’s
office. If they had to wait to get one of the judges to sign an
order every time they wanted to subpoena a witness or impound
physical evidence, they’d never get anything done. If Ham
O’Brien didn’t think this up for himself, Leslie
Coombes thought it up for him.”
“We’ll use my airboat,” Gerd said. “You
coming along, Ben? Let’s get started.”
HE COULDN’T UNDERSTAND. The Big Ones in the blue clothes
had been friends; they had given the whistles, and shown sorrow
when the killed one was put in the ground. And why had Pappy Jack
not gotten the big gun and stopped them? It couldn’t be that
he was afraid; Pappy Jack was afraid of nothing.
The others were near, in bags like the one in which he had been
put; he could hear them, and called to them. Then he felt the edge
of the little knife Pappy Jack had made. He could cut his way out
of this bag now and free the others, but that would be no use. They
were in one of the things the Big Ones went up into the sky in, and
if he got out now, there would be nowhere to go and they would be
caught at once. Better to wait.
The one thing that really worried him was that he would not know
where they were being taken. When they did get away, how would they
ever find Pappy Jack again?
GUS BRANNHARD WAS nervous, showing it by being over-talkative,
and that worried Jack. He’d stopped twice at mirrors along
the hallway to make sure that his gold-threaded gray neck cloth was
properly knotted and that his black jacket was zipped up far enough
and not too far. Now, in front of the door marked the chief
justice, he paused before pushing the button to fluff his newly
shampooed beard.
There were two men in the Chief Justice’s private
chambers. Pendarvis he had seen once or twice, but their paths had
never crossed. He had a good face, thin and ascetic, the face of a
man at peace with himself. With him was Mohammed Ali O’Brien,
who seemed surprised to see them enter, and then apprehensive.
Nobody shook hands; the Chief Justice bowed slightly and invited
them to be seated.
“Now,” he continued, when they found chairs,
“Miss Ugatori tells me that you are making complaint against
an action by Mr. O’Brien here.”
“We are indeed, your Honor.” Brannhard opened his
briefcase and produced two papers—the writ, and the receipt for the
Fuzzies, handing them across the desk. “My client and I wish
to know upon what basis of legality your Honor sanctioned this act,
and by what right Mr. O’Brien sent his officers to Mr.
Holloway’s camp to snatch these little people from their
friend and protector, Mr. Holloway.”
The judge looked at the two papers. “As you know, Miss
Ugatori took prints of them when you called to make this
appointment. I’ve seen them. But believe me, Mr. Brannhard,
this is the first time I have seen the original of this writ. You
know how these things are signed in blank. It’s a practice
that has saved considerable time and effort, and until now they
have only been used when there was no question that I or any other
judge would approve. Such a question should certainly have existed
in this case, because had I seen this writ I would never have
signed it.” He turned to the now fidgeting Chief Prosecutor.
“Mr. O’Brien,” he said, “one simply does
not impound sapient beings as evidence, as, say, one impounds a
veldbeest calf in a brand-alteration case. The fact that the
sapience of these Fuzzies is still sub judice includes the
presumption of its possibility. Now you know perfectly well that
the courts may take no action in the face of the possibility that
some innocent person may suffer wrong.”
“And, your Honor,” Brannhard leaped into the breach,
“it cannot be denied that these Fuzzies have suffered a most
outrageous wrong! Picture them—no, picture innocent and artless
children, for that is what these Fuzzies are, happy, trusting
little children, who, until then, had known only kindness and
affection—rudely kidnapped, stuffed into sacks by brutal and
callous men—”
“Your Honor!” O’Brien’s face turned even
blacker than the hot sun of Agni had made it. “I cannot hear
officers of the court so characterized without raising my voice in
protest!”
“Mr. O’Brien seems to forget that he is speaking in
the presence of two eye witnesses to this brutal
abduction.”
“If the officers of the court need defense, Mr.
O’Brien, the court will defend them. I believe that you
should presently consider a defense of your own actions.”
“Your Honor, I insist that I only acted as I felt to be my
duty,” O’Brien said. “These Fuzzies are a key
exhibit in the case of People versus Kellogg, since only by
demonstration of their sapience can any prosecution against the
defendant be maintained.”
“Then why,” Brannhard demanded, “did you
endanger them in this criminally reckless manner?”
“Endanger them?” O’Brien was horrified.
“Your Honor, I acted only to insure their safety and
appearance in court.”
“So you took them away from the only man on this planet
who knows anything about their proper care, a man who loves them as
he would his own human children, and you subjected them to abuse
which, for all you knew, might have been fatal to them.”
Judge Pendarvis nodded. “I don’t believe, Mr.
Brannhard, that you have overstated the case. Mr. O’Brien, I
take a very unfavorable view of your action in this matter. You had
no right to have what are at least putatively sapient beings
treated in this way, and even viewing them as mere physical
evidence I must agree with Mr. Brannhard’s characterization
of your conduct as criminally reckless. Now, speaking judicially, I
order you to produce those Fuzzies immediately and return them to
the custody of Mr. Holloway.”
“Well, of course, your Honor.” O’Brien had
been growing progressively distraught, and his face now had the
gray-over-brown hue of a walnut gunstock that has been out in the
rain all day. “It’ll take an hour or so to send for
them and have them brought here.”
“You mean they’re not in this building?”
Pendarvis asked.
“Oh, no, your Honor, there are no facilities here. I had
them taken to Science Center—”
“What?”
Jack had determined to keep his mouth shut and let Gus do the
talking. The exclamation was literally forced out of him. Nobody
noticed; it had also been forced out of both Gus Brannhard and
Judge Pendarvis. Pendarvis leaned forward and spoke with dangerous
mildness:
“Do you refer, Mr. O’Brien, to the establishment of
the Division of Scientific Study and Research of the chartered
Zarathustra Company?”
“Why, yes; they have facilities for keeping all kinds of
live animals, and they do all the scientific work for—”
Pendarvis cursed blasphemously. Brannhard looked as startled as
though his own briefcase had jumped at his throat and tried to bite
him. He didn’t look half as startled as Ham O’Brien
did.
“So you think,” Pendarvis said, recovering his
composure with visible effort, “that the logical custodian of
prosecution evidence in a murder trial is the defendant? Mr.
O’Brien, you simply enlarge my view of the
possible!”
“The Zarathustra Company isn’t the defendant,”
O’Brien argued sullenly.
“Not of record, no,” Brannhard agreed. “But
isn’t the Zarathustra Company’s scientific division
headed by one Leonard Kellogg?”
“Dr. Kellogg’s been relieved of his duties, pending
the outcome of the trial. The division is now headed by Dr. Ernst
Mallin.”
“Chief scientific witness for the defense; I fail to see
any practical difference.”
“Well, Mr. Emmert said it would be all right,”
O’Brien mumbled.
“Jack, did you hear that?” Brannhard asked.
“Treasure it in your memory. You may have to testify to it in
court sometime.” He turned to the Chief Justice. “Your
Honor, may I suggest the recovery of these Fuzzies be entrusted to
Colonial Marshal Fane, and may I further suggest that Mr.
O’Brien be kept away from any communication equipment until
they are recovered.”
“That sounds like a prudent suggestion, Mr. Brannhard.
Now, I’ll give you an order for the surrender of the Fuzzies,
and a search warrant, just to be on the safe side. And, I think, an
Orphans’ Court form naming Mr. Holloway as guardian of these
putatively sapient beings. What are their names? Oh, I have them
here on this receipt.” He smiled pleasantly. “See, Mr.
O’Brien, we’re saving you a lot of trouble.”
O’Brien had little enough wit to protest. “But these
are the defendant and his attorney in another murder case I’m
prosecuting,” he began.
Pendarvis stopped smiling. “Mr. O’Brien, I doubt if
you’ll be allowed to prosecute anything or anybody around
here anymore, and I am specifically relieving you of any connection
with either the Kellogg or the Holloway trial, and if I hear any
argument out of you about it, I will issue a bench warrant for your
arrest on charges of malfeasance in office.”