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SEX AND DRUGS AND SAUSAGE ROLLS



Robert Rankin

For my very good friend Jonathan Crawford, whose postcards are always from The Edge and
sometimes even beyond.

In the Future There Will Be Nothing But the Past

ThereтАЩs a Chef and His Name Is Dave




ThereтАЩs a frog in the Kenwood blender.

ThereтАЩs a cat in the microwave.

ThereтАЩs a mouse in the waste disposal.

ThereтАЩs a chef and his name is Dave.



ThereтАЩs a cockroach that lives in the

And the salt is an earwigтАЩs grave.

There are droppings all over the butter.

ThereтАЩs a chef and his name is Dave.



ThereтАЩs a nasty fungus under the stove,

Where the creepy crawlies wave.

And squeezing his spot in the beef hot-pot

ThereтАЩs a chef and his name is Dave.
ThereтАЩs a man from the Health Department

And heтАЩs just been sick in the sink,

And the Watermans Arts Centre kitchen

Will be closed for a while, I think.