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тАШHe has a point there,тАЩ said Soap. тАШOne that might be worth considering.тАЩ

тАШIтАЩll hold you hostage, then,тАЩ said the small fellow. тАШIтАЩll demand a helicopter and one hundred thousand
pounds in cash and a takeaway Chinese with all the trimmings and a cat named Lofty and a pair of pink
pyjamas and some chocolate cake andтАФтАЩ

тАШHave to stop you there,тАЩ said Omally.

тАШWhy?тАЩ asked Small Dave. тАШI was just getting into my stride.тАЩ

тАШOut of your tree, more like,тАЩ said Soap.

тАШWhat did you say?тАЩ Small Dave brandished the gun.

тАШNothing,тАЩ said Soap. тАШI just sneezed. Out-a-ya-tree. Like that, see?тАЩ

тАШYeah, well you be careful. Or IтАЩll shoot you.

тАШEh?тАЩ said Soap.

тАШWe know youтАЩre in there,тАЩcame that old loudhailer voice. тАШComeout with your hands held high.тАЩ

Neville looked up from his polishing. тАШDid someone order a minicab?тАЩ he asked.

тАШItтАЩs the police,тАЩ said John. тАШTheyтАЩve come for Dave.тАЩ

тАШOh, thatтАЩs all right, then.тАЩ Neville buffed a pint pot on his apron. тАШDoes he want another drink before
they cart him off?тАЩ

тАШSame again?тАЩ asked Omally.

тАШYeah, thanks,тАЩ said Small Dave. тАШLet me get these, though. Here, hold the gun while I find my purse.

Omally took the gun. тАШIf this could only speak,тАЩ he said, turning it upon his palm.

тАШWhat do you think it would say?тАЩ asked Soap. тАШI think it would say, тАЬIтАЩm sorry I had to do that. But
youтАЩll thank me for it later.тАЭтАЩ

тАШWhy would it say that?тАЩ

Omally raised the gun and brought it down upon the head of Small Dave. The midget collapsed
unconscious on the floor.
тАШAh, right,тАЩ said Soap. тАШI got you now.

Neville gave Omally a hand. Together they managed to stuff Small Dave up the back of SoapтАЩs big
black coat. Soap wasnтАЩt keen and he put up a lot of protest. But he did agree with Omally that Dave was
a very bad man to cross. What with him being such a vindictive, grudge-bearing wee bastard and
everything and how it would probably be in everyoneтАЩs best interests simply to smuggle him out of the
Swan and set him free on the allotments.