"Allen Steele - Free Beer and the William Casey Society" - читать интересную книгу автора (Steele Allen)intent all along; get me involved in a conversation and cage drinks off me all
night. I decided to play along. It was a slow, humid summer night, and I was in the mood for a tall tale. I got Jack to bring Cowboy Bob another MillerтАЩs and I pulled out my cigarettes. Bob took a long hit off his beer, tilted the frayed rim of his hat back a half inch, and leaned a little closer to me. тАЬDid I ever tell you about how we got 444 cases of beer up to Skycan? Well...тАЭ **** Ten years ago (Cowboy Bob told me) his crew was doing the final work on SPS-1, the first large-scale solar power satellite to be built by Skycorp. Almost five years and the labor of nearly three hundred men and women had gone into the project, not to mention about $10 billion in corporate investments and government loans. The result was the 21st century equivalent to the Golden Gate Bridge: a landmark achievement in space construction. All that remained to be done before the beginning of the low-power tests was the final installment of the microwave dish antennas at both ends of the thirteen mile span of the powersat. тАЬSo we were pretty proud of what we had done here,тАЭ Bob recalled. тАЬThere would be other powersats, of course, but this was the first big one, and we were the crew that was putting on the finishing touches. That called for some kind of celebration, right? So one night a few guys from the second shift got together in one of the rec rooms and started talking about The problem with that, of course, was that both Skycorp and NASA had stringent regulations against alcoholic beverages being made available to space work crews. The rules were tightly enforced; NASA inspectors searched all outbound orbital and lunar crews for booze, and SkycorpтАЩs security cops on Olympus Station had already found and torn out two stills aboard the space station. Skycorp had tried to compromise with the beamjacksтАЩ thirst by providing in the rec rooms non-alcoholic near-beerтАФa weak, watery brew which tastes like chilled boar whizz. тАЬThat just wasnтАЩt good enough,тАЭ Bob said. тАЬI mean, weтАЩd been gagging on that stuff for the past eighteen months. We wanted real beer. Budweiser, MillerтАЩs, Bush, Rolling Rock, Black Label...anything!тАЭ He hefted his latest bottle to show what real beer looked like. тАЬAt this point, yтАЩknow, nobody gave a damn about SkycorpтАЩs rules. The job was done, our money was in the bank. Once the last bank of cells was laid down and the antennas were installed, weтАЩd all be shipped home and it would be the end of a long tour of duty. So we were willing to take some risks, break some regs. Who cared? We were entitled to a good blowout, man.тАЭ Getting beer onto Skycan entailed a smuggling operation, of course. In the past, Skycan crews had managed to bribe KSC ground crews into packing off-limits personal items into the orbital transfer vehicles which |
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