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Perfect Behavior by Donald Ogden Stewart





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PERFECT BEHAVIOR

BY DONALD OGDEN STEWART

A GUIDE FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IN ALL SOCIAL CRISES




Those who are not self-possessed obtrude and pain us.--EMERSON



PERFECT BEHAVIOR

A parody outline of etiquette by the
Author of "A Parody Outline of History"

The perfect gentleman is he who never unintentionally causes
pain.--OLD PROVERB




TO THE BRIDEGROOM WHOSE WEDDING WAS RUINED
BECAUSE THE BRIDE CAME DOWN THE AISLE