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Franklin nods; beads clatter. "Yeah, man. Ever since the Teledesic smash itТs been, well, waiting. If youТve got something for us, weТre game."
"Hmm." The Teledesic satellite cluster was killed by cheap balloons and slightly less cheap high-altitude solar-powered drones with spread-spectrum laser relays. "The depressionТs got to end some time: but," a nod to Annette from Paris, "with all due respect, I donТt think the break will involve one of the existing club carriers."
"Arianespace is forward-looking. We face reality. The launch cartel cannot stand. Bandwidth is not the only market force in space. We must explore new opportunities. I personally have helped us diversify into submarine reactor engineering, microgravity nanotechnology fabrication, and hotel management." Her face is a well-polished mask as she recites the company line: "We are more flexible than the American space industry..."
Manfred shrugs. "ThatТs as may be." He sips his Berlinerweisse slowly as she launches into a long, stilted explanation of how Arianespace is a diversified dot com with orbital aspirations, a full range of merchandising spin-offs, Bond movie sets, and a promising motel chain in French Guyana. Occasionally he nods.
Someone else sidles up to the table; a pudgy guy in an outrageously loud Hawaiian shirt with pens leaking in a breast pocket, and the worst case of ozone-hole burn ManfredТs seen in ages. "Hi, Bob," says the new arrival. "HowТs life?"
" ТS good." Franklin nodes at Manfred; "Manfred, meet Ivan MacDonald. Ivan, Manfred. Have a seat?" He leans over. "IvanТs a public arts guy. HeТs heavily into extreme concrete."
"Rubberized concrete," Ivan says, slightly too loudly. "Pink rubberized concrete."
"Ah!" HeТs somehow triggered a priority interrupt: Annette from Ariannespace drops out of marketing zombiehood, sits up, and shows signs of possessing a non-corporate identity: "you are he who rubberized the Reichstag, yes? With the supercritical carbon dioxide carrier and the dissolved polymethoxysilanes?" She claps her hands: "Wonderful!"
"He rubberized what?" Manfred mutters in BobТs ear.
Franklin shrugs. "Limestone, concrete, he doesnТt seem to know the difference. Anyway, Germany doesnТt have an independent government any more, so whoТd notice?"
"I thought I was thirty seconds ahead of the curve," Manfred complains. "Buy me another drink?"
"IТm going to rubberize Three Gorges!" Ivan explains loudly.
Just then a bandwidth load as heavy as a pregnant elephant sits down on ManfredТs head and sends clumps of humongous pixellation flickering across his sensorium: around the world five million or so geeks are bouncing on his home site, a digital flash crowd alerted by a posting from the other side of the bar. Manfred winces. "I really came here to talk about the economic exploitation of space travel, but IТve just been slashdotted. Mind if I just sit and drink until it wears off?"
"Sure, man." Bob waves at the bar. "More of the same all round!" At the next table a person with make-up and long hair whoТs wearing a dress Ц Manfred doesnТt want to speculate about the gender of these crazy mixed-up Euros Ц is reminiscing about wiring the fleshpots of Tehran for cybersex. Two collegiate-looking dudes are arguing intensely in German: the translation stream in his glasses tell him theyТre arguing over whether the Turing Test is a Jim Crow law that violates European corpus juris standards on human rights. The beer arrives and Bob slides the wrong one across to Manfred: "Here, try this. YouТll like it."
"Okay." ItТs some kind of smoked doppelbock, chock-full of yummy superoxides: just inhaling over it makes Manfred feel like thereТs a fire alarm in his nose screaming danger, Will Robinson! Cancer! Cancer! "Yeah, right. Did I say I nearly got mugged on my way here?"
"Mugged? Hey, thatТs heavy. I thought the police hereabouts had stopped Ц did they sell you anything?"
"No, but they werenТt your usual marketing type. You know anyone who can use a Warpac surplus espionage AI? Recent model, one careful owner, slightly paranoid but basically sound?"
"No. Oh boy! The NSA wouldnТt like that."
"What I thought. Poor thingТs probably unemployable, anyway."
"The space biz."
"Ah, yeah. The space biz. Depressing, isnТt it? HasnТt been the same since Rotary Rocket went bust for the second time. And NASA, mustnТt forget NASA."
"To NASA." Annette grins broadly for her own reasons, raises a glass in toast. Ivan the extreme concrete geek has an arm round her shoulders; he raises his glass, too. "Lots of launch pads to rubberize!"
"To NASA," Bob echoes. They drink. "Hey, Manfred. To NASA?"
"NASA are idiots. They want to send canned primates to Mars!" Manfred swallows a mouthful of beer, aggressively plonks his glass on the table: "Mars is just dumb mass at the bottom of a gravity well; there isnТt even a biosphere there. They should be working on uploading and solving the nanoassembly conformational problem instead. Then we could turn all the available dumb matter into computronium and use it for processing our thoughts. Long term, itТs the only way to go. The solar system is a dead loss right now Ц dumb all over! Just measure the mips per milligram. We need to start with the low-mass bodies, reconfigure them for our own use. Dismantle the moon! Dismantle Mars! Build masses of free-flying nanocomputing processor nodes exchanging data via laser link, each layer running off the waste heat of the next one in. Matrioshka brains, Russian doll Dyson spheres the size of solar systems. Teach dumb matter to do the Turing boogie!"
Bob looks wary. "Sounds kind of long term to me. Just how far ahead do you think?"
"Very long-term Ц at least twenty, thirty years. And you can forget governments for this market, Bob, if they canТt tax it they wonТt understand it. But see, thereТs an angle on the self-replicating robotics market coming up, thatТs going to set the cheap launch market doubling every fifteen months for the foreseeable future, starting in two years. ItТs your leg up, and my keystone for the Dyson sphere project. It works like this-"

ItТs night in Amsterdam, morning in Silicon Valley. Today, fifty thousand human babies are being born around the world. Meanwhile automated factories in Indonesia and Mexico have produced another quarter of a million motherboards with processors rated at more than ten petaflops Ц about an order of magnitude below the computational capacity of a human brain. Another fourteen months and the larger part of the cumulative conscious processing power of the human species will be arriving in silicon. And the first meat the new AIТs get to know will be the uploaded lobsters.
Manfred stumbles back to his hotel, bone-weary and jet-lagged; his glasses are still jerking, slashdotted to hell and back by geeks piggybacking on his call to dismantle the moon. They stutter quiet suggestions at his peripheral vision; fractal cloud-witches ghost across the face of the moon as the last huge Airbuses of the night rumble past overhead. ManfredТs skin crawls, grime embedded in his clothing from three days of continuous wear.
Back in his room, Aineko mewls for attention and strops her head against his ankle. He bends down and pets her, sheds clothing and heads for the en-suite bathroom. When heТs down to the glasses and nothing more he steps into the shower and dials up a hot steamy spray. The shower tries to strike up a friendly conversation about football but he isnТt even awake enough to mess with its silly little associative personalization network. Something that happened earlier in the day is bugging him but he canТt quite put his finger on whatТs wrong.
Toweling himself off, Manfred yawns. Jet lag has finally overtaken him, a velvet hammer-blow between the eyes. He reaches for the bottle beside the bed, dry-swallows two melatonin tablets, a capsule full of antioxidants, and a multivitamin bullet: then he lies down on the bed, on his back, legs together, arms slightly spread. The suite lights dim in response to commands from the thousand petaflops of distributed processing power that run the neural networks that interface with his meatbrain through the glasses.
Manfred drops into a deep ocean of unconsciousness populated by gentle voices. He isnТt aware of it, but he talks in his sleep Ц disjointed mumblings that would mean little to another human, but everything to the metacortex lurking beyond his glasses. The young posthuman intelligence in whose Cartesian theater he presides sings urgently to him while he slumbers.

Manfred is always at his most vulnerable shortly after waking.
He screams into wakefulness as artificial light floods the room: for a moment he is unsure whether he has slept. He forgot to pull the covers up last night, and his feet feel like lumps of frozen cardboard. Shuddering with inexplicable tension, he pulls a fresh set of underwear from his overnight bag, then drags on soiled jeans and tank top. Sometime today heТll have to spare time to hunt the feral T-shirt in AmsterdamТs markets, or find a Renfield and send them forth to buy clothing. His glasses remind him that heТs six hours behind the moment and needs to catch up urgently; his teeth ache in his gums and his tongue feels like a forest floor thatТs been visited with Agent Orange. He has a sense that something went bad yesterday; if only he could remember what.
He speed-reads a new pop-philosophy tome while he brushes his teeth, then blogs his web throughput to a public annotation server; heТs still too enervated to finish his pre-breakfast routine by posting a morning rant on his storyboard site. His brain is still fuzzy, like a scalpel blade clogged with too much blood: he needs stimulus, excitement, the burn of the new. Whatever, it can wait on breakfast. He opens his bedroom door and nearly steps on a small, damp cardboard box that lies on the carpet.
The boxЦheТs seen a couple of its kin before. But there are no stamps on this one, no address: just his name, in big, childish handwriting. He kneels down and gently picks it up. ItТs about the right weight. Something shifts inside it when he tips it back and forth. It smells. He carries it into his room carefully, angrily: then he opens it to confirm his worst suspicion. ItТs been surgically decerebrated, skull scooped out like a baby boiled egg.
"Fuck!"
This is the first time the madman has got as far as his bedroom door. It raises worrying possibilities.
Manfred pauses for a moment, triggering agents to go hunt down arrest statistics, police relations, information on corpus juris, Dutch animal cruelty laws. He isnТt sure whether to dial 211 on the archaic voice phone or let it ride. Aineko, picking up his angst, hides under the dresser mewling pathetically. Normally heТd pause a minute to reassure the creature, but not now: its mere presence is suddenly acutely embarrassing, a confession of deep inadequacy. He swears again, looks around, then takes the easy option: down the stairs two steps at a time, stumbling on the second floor landing, down to the breakfast room in the basement where he will perform the stable rituals of morning.
Breakfast is unchanging, an island of deep geological time standing still amidst the continental upheaval of new technologies. While reading a paper on public key steganography and parasite network identity spoofing he mechanically assimilates a bowl of corn flakes and skimmed milk, then brings a platter of wholemeal bread and slices of some weird seed-infested Dutch cheese back to his place. There is a cup of strong black coffee in front of his setting: he picks it up and slurps half of it down before he realizes heТs not alone at the table. Someone is sitting opposite him. He glances up at them incuriously and freezes inside.
"Morning, Manfred. How does it feel to owe the government twelve million, three hundred and sixty-two thousand nine hundred and sixteen dollars and fifty-one cents?"
Manfred puts everything in his sensorium on indefinite hold and stares at her. SheТs immaculately turned out in a formal grey business suit: brown hair tightly drawn back, blue eyes quizzical. The chaperone badge clipped to her lapel Ц a due diligence guarantee of businesslike conduct Ц is switched off. HeТs feeling ripped because of the dead kitten and residual jetlag, and more than a little messy, so he nearly snarls back at her: "ThatТs a bogus estimate! Did they send you here because they think IТll listen to you?" He bites and swallows a slice of cheese-laden crispbread: "Or did you decide to deliver the message in person so you could enjoy ruining my breakfast?"
"Manny." She frowns. "If youТre going to be confrontational I might as well go now." She pauses, and after a moment he nods apologetically. "I didnТt come all this way just because of an overdue tax estimate."
"So." He puts his coffee cup down and tries to paper over his unease. "Then what brings you here? Help yourself to coffee. DonТt tell me you came all this way just to tell me you canТt live without me."
She fixes him with a riding-crop stare: "DonТt flatter yourself. There are many leaves in the forest, there are ten thousand hopeful subs in the chat room, etcetera. If I choose a man to contribute to my family tree, the one thing you can be certain of is he wonТt be a cheapskate when it comes to providing for his children."
"Last I heard, you were spending a lot of time with Brian," he says carefully. Brian: a name without a face. Too much money, too little sense. Something to do with a blue-chip accountancy partnership.
"Brian?" She snorts. "That ended ages ago. He turned weird Ц burned that nice corset you bought me in Boulder, called me a slut for going out clubbing, wanted to fuck me. Saw himself as a family man: one of those promise keeper types. I crashed him hard but I think he stole a copy of my address book Ц got a couple of friends say he keeps sending them harassing mail."
"Good riddance, then. I suppose this means youТre still playing the scene? But looking around for the, er-"
"Traditional family thing? Yes. Your trouble, Manny? You were born forty years too late: you still believe in rutting before marriage, but find the idea of coping with the after-effects disturbing."