"Fear and Loathing in Elko" - читать интересную книгу автора (Thompson Hunter S)the Sports Desk. He must have been drunk when he wrote it -- but
whiskey is no excuse for this kind of brainless, atavistic gibberish. I want that screwhead fired! He was harmless once, but ever since Judge Thomas got confirmed for the High court, he has been mauling women shamelessly. Last week he pinned my secretary against a hot wall in the mainframe room and almost twisted her nipples off. Then he laughed and said it was legal now, and if I didn't like it, I could take him to court [see enclosed memo, below]. It was addressed to me, but I have a feeling we'll be seeing it soon, taped up on the wall of the Men's Room -- and probably the Women's Room too. Special Advisory From the Sports Desk To: HST From: Raoul Duke, Ed. I need your help, Doc. They're trying to bust me on Sex charges. The snake has come out of the bag, and soon they'll be after you. Your phone will be ringing all night with obscene calls from Radical Lesbian Separatists. You know how I feel about Victims, Doc, and also how I worship the First Amendment -- along with the Fourth, of course.... And all of the others, including our God-given Right to praise the President when he pulls off a Great Victory and rips the nuts off the Enemy. It was wonderful, Doc. We beat them like shit-eating dogs. They came, they failed, and now we will gnaw on their skulls. When the going gets tough, the tough get going, eh? Right! Fuck those people! Death to the Weird! We will march on a road of bones! Sieg Heil! (Whoops. Strike that.) What I meant to say was Hot Damn! We're back in the Saddle again! And I don't mean maybe....Right. You know me, Doc. I'm a gracious Loser -- but when I win, I must Kick Ass! That is the Law of Nature: Life is a brainless struggle, and "the Meek" will jabber and die like brain-damaged rats in a maze, long before they will ever have time to even think about inheriting the goddamn Earth -- much less the White House. No. don't worry about that, Doc. The Nigger is on the run all over the World, and we want to keep him that way. (Or "her" or "it" or "them" if you what I'm saying....) They are not necessarily Black, Doc, and many are not of our Gender.... But so what? They are Niggers, and we're Not! Hell, yes! That's what it comes down to. They were Fools! It was like the Charge of the Light Brigade. They rode into the Valley of Death, and We stomped |
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