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THE ALCOHOLICS
by Jim Thompson
Copyright (c) 1953

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His real name was Pasteur Semelweiss Murphy; so naturally he called himself Dr. Peter S. Murphy: rather, his patients and colleagues knew him by that name. In his own mind, he called himself names as hideous and hopeless as the agony of which they were born. _You!_--he would snarl savagely. _You goofy-looking bean pole! You lanky, longdrawn son-of-a-bitch! You scrawny red-haired imbecile!_
Doctor Murphy had always spoken to Doctor Murphy with disparagement and invective. But never with such frequence and intensity as since he had become the proprietor of El Healtho--Modern Treatment For Alcoholics. Not until then had he called himself dishonest; never before, in the endless annals of _Murphy vs. Murphy_, had the defendant been charged with gross incompetence. And yet--and this was odd--the knowledge that he was about to be divorced from El Healtho, no later, barring miracles, than the close of business today, did nothfiig to modify or mollify the prosecution. On the contrary, tonight he would shut down the sanitarium, and along with everything else, he would stand accused of failure, of bollixing a job, of screwing up the works. _By God, out good!_
El Healtho perches on a cliff overlooking the Pacific in the southerly limits of the city of Los Angeles. It is a rambling stucco and tile structure, styled in that school of architecture known as Spanish Mediterranean to its adherents and "California Gothic" to its detractors; originally the home of a silent motion-pictuie actor whose taste, whatever else may be said about it, proved considerably better than his voice.
As a matter of fact, it was not particularly unpleasing to the eye--unless that eye were Doctor Murphy's.
His long scrawny shanks clad in a pair of faded-red swim trunks, the good doctor squatted on the beach and stared blindly at the Pacific; April sunlight in his eyes, Arctic ice in his heart. He had been swimming for three hours when a great breaker had caught him up in its arms and hurled him rolling and spinning and half-drowned onto the sand. It had cast him up and out--and it should have, by God; he was enough even to make the ocean puke!--simultaneously burying him beneath a hundred-odd pounds of slithery seaweed.
Lying there, breathless, in the dank tentacled mess, he had remembered those searing lines from--from Wells? Yes, the _Outline of History_: "_To this stage has civilization progressed from the slime of the tidal beaches_ . . ." And there had been a masochistic satisfaction in remembering, in associating the words with his own sorry state.
A hundred million years of life . . . and in what had it resulted? Well, it was obvious, wasn't it? A pile of crap. A will-less thing, floating on the tide, lacking the elementary grace to sink out of sight.
Doctor Murphy had entered the ocean with the intention of drowning himself. He felt that it would be a good idea, a clean-cut scientific approach to an otherwise insoluble problem; and a secret voice had advised him that here was triumph, not surrender, not exit but ingress. He was not sure of the soundness of his hunch, nor the veracity of the voice. Perhaps it would not have been a good idea; perhaps his voyage would have terminated in the phosphorescent muck of the ocean bottom. But--well, that was the point, you see. The fact that he _wasn't_ sure. How in hell could a man know whether his ideas were good if he never tried them out?
And if a man wasn't willing to act on his ideas--if he didn't have the guts to act on 'em--why in the hell did he have to keep having 'em?
"Just once"--he spoke to the Pacific, his blue eyes frosty. "If I could just once, for once in my goddam life . . ."
Life had teased and taunted Doctor Murphy severely. It had constantly confronted him with problems, then presented him with solutions--a single solution to each-- which he was incapable of using.
It had begun this evil teasing years before, long before he became Dr. Peter S. Murphy and was merely a freckle-faced brat--ol' Doc Murphy's kid, Pasty. Even then, life was giving him problems and answers--that's-the-only-way answers-- leaving the rest of the world undisturbed. Was a dog beaten to death? Life brought the matter immediately to Doc Murphy's kid, advising him exactly what should be done . . . if anything was to be done at all. The other townsfolk were undisturbed; the incident was regrettable, sad, but best forgotten. They were allowed to forget it. But not Pasty Murphy. He had to _do_ something--and the one adequate thing, the only thing, he could not do. He could procure the horsewhip, yes; he could find exactly the right place to lie in wait. And he could stand up silently in the darkness, bringing the whip back over his shoulder. But that was all he could do, that was as far as he could go. He could not knock the dogbeater senseless, then beat the dog-beater's rotten ass to the color of eggplant. . . .
Once, while he was interning at Bellevue, Dr. Pasteur Sem--that is, Dr. _Peter_ S. Murphy had lined up the most delectable piece in all Manhattan. She was a nurse, and she wasn't selling the stuff, you understand. But she required a great deal of working on. Well, young Doc Murphy had worked on that babe for months; and finally his victory seemed as imminent as it was inevitable. One firm and final move, and the jackpot would be his. So, with twenty dollars saved and another twenty borrowed, he took her to a nightclub. And their waiter--oh, damn his white-tied soul--had shamed and snubbed them unmercifully. He had made Doc look like a cheapskate, a boob, a shrimp, a guy contemptible and unworthy of the prize he sought.
Doc had laid his steak knife on the table, with the tip pointing outward. Casually, he had placed his elbow against the handle. Then, he waited, firmly intending to deprive that waiter permanently of what he himself had, but couldn't use. His opportunity came--and went. In the end, he and the girl slunk out of the nightclub, leaving the waiter triumphant and unharmed.
A couple of hundred yards away, now, around a curve in the beach, a neat blue trailer was parked. Doc turned and looked at it, just as a man leaned out the door and waved to him. Beckoned to him. Doc groaned and cursed.
He did not want to talk to Judson, ex-Navy corpsman, now the night attendant, night nurse, night everything at El Healtho. He didn't want any lectures from Judson, no matter how politely and subtly those lectures were delivered. He considered thumbing his nose at the night man. Why not? Who was the doctor in this place, he or Judson? Then, he stood up and shambled toward the trailer.
Though his night shift was over, and he would necessarily be going to bed in a few minutes, Judson had replaced his white uniform with spotless tan slacks and a shortsleeved sport shirt. Looking at him in his neatness, his cleanliness--looking at the man's chiseled black face with its serene intelligent eyes--Doc felt awkward and dirty and shabby. And somehow shamed. Judson was a Negro. He deserved better than his job. Judson served coffee on a small table set up on the sand. He offered cigarettes, made polite comment on the pleasantness of the morning. Doc waited warily.
"I don't like to mention it, Doctor, but--"
"The hell you don't!" snarled Doctor Murphy. "Well, go on. Get it off your chest!"
Judson looked at him gravely, silently.
The doctor grunted a word of apology. "I know. I talked pretty rough to Rufus, and it was the wrong thing to do. But dammit, Jud, look at the stunts he pulls! If I take my eyes off of him for a minute, he's--well, you know how he is!"
"I know," nodded Judson, "but it's only because he wants to better himself. He's ambitious."
"So he's ambitious," snapped Doc. "He wants to learn. Fine. Why can't he go about it the right way? Why can't he be, uh, well more like you?"
"Probably because he isn't me," Judson suggested pleasantly. "Or are you of the opinion all Negroes are born with equal abilities and receive equal opportunities?"
"Oh, go to hell," said Doc, wearily.
"As a matter of fact." said Judson, "I hadn't intended to say anything about Rufus. I didn't see any need to. I knew you were at least as much disturbed by what you said to him as he was--"
"The hell I was!" lied Doc. "I told him exactly what I should have!"
". . . what I really wanted to talk about was Mr. Van Twyne. Do you think he should be here, Doctor? A prefrontal lobotomy case?"
"This is an alcoholic sanitarium," said Doctor Murphy. "He's an alcoholic."
"I see."
"Well, he _is_. He's worse than an alcoholic--he's a psychopathic drunk. Any other guy, a guy without dough, would be in the bughouse or Alcatraz for the stunts he's pulled. He's damned lucky that the courts gave him this chance; let him have the pre-frontal instead of--"
"The operation was performed in New York, Doctor."
"That's bad? Where the hell would you go for a prefrontal?"
"To New York," said Judson. "And I would remain there, afterwards, under the care of the surgeons who performed it. Certainly, I would not allow myself to be transported across the country, a few days later, to an obscure--er--"
Doc's pale, never-tanning face had reddened. "I'm a horse-doctor?" he demanded. "I'm a diploma-mill quack? Why, dammit, if I'd wanted to turn this place into a cure-joint--if I'd been willing to sell silver salts and nux vomica at fifty dollars a shot--I'd be rolling in dough instead of --of--"
"No one," Judson was saying, "has more appreciation for your integrity and what you've tried to do here than I, Doctor. That's why I couldn't undertand . . . will he be with us long?"
"I don't know," Doctor Murphy said, curtly. "What kind of night did he have?"
"Very bad, up until around midnight. Restive. Completely unresponsive to sedation. It was actually painful to watch him. He tried to talk to me, but having had none of the re-training he should have had--"
"Save it! Why didn't you call me?"
"I was on the point of doing so when I discovered the trouble. I took off his sheets, and . . . ."
Judson explained. Angry fires danced in the doctor's eyes.
"That clumsy bitch!" he swore.
"Yes," said Judson. "It's hard to understand how a registered nurse could be so clumsy. How anyone who's had the slightest patient training could be."
"Well. . ." The doctor studied him frowning. "You're all wet if you think she's a fake. I checked her references myself."
"I don't doubt that she's R.N., Doctor. I might say, however, that good references are rather easily come by."