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Volo looked around at the dark and smoke-filled streets of what had been nicknamed the City of Dan-ger, put his arm around his boon companion, and tried to put the fellow's one-night incarceration into proper perspective. "Surely, the legendary son of Catinflas and Idle, scourge of the Sword Coast, expert ballplayer and star goalie of Maztica, and circumnavigator of all Toril; not to mention master thespian, and spon-sored actor and artist of the House of Bernd of Cor-myr, will be able to put this behind him," the master traveler encouraged, trying not to be too sarcastic in his tone. "Of course you are right," Passepout conceded. "It would take more than one torturous night's incarcer-ation to scar me for life." "Indeed," Volo agreed, then changed the subject, asking, "by the way, how are things with your posi-tion in the Bernd family household?" Passepout looked sheepishly at his traveling com-panion, mentor of the road, and savior many times over, and confessed. "I am afraid that I am no longer in the Bernd family's employ." "What happened?" "I didn't do anything wrong, really." "Well surely Master Bernd is a fair man, and his son Curtis is quite fond of you. I'm sure either of them would have stood by you." "Curtis was away on his honeymoon with Shurleen," the thespian explained, slightly wistful about the wedding of the woman whom he had at one time thought to be the love of his life, "and my problem wasn't with Master Bernd, but rather with the au-thorities in Cormyr itself." "What did you do now?" "Of course," Volo replied, "two nobler felines I've never met." "Indeed," the thespian explained, "but there was a certain maid that I had taken a fancy to. Her name was Marissa, and she was quite pretty." "Of course." "Well," the portly thespian continued, "Marissa complained about the additional work that she had to do cleaning up after them, and mentioned her con-cern that the two felines might have kittens, and thus increase her workload, resulting in less time for me." "So?" "So I did what we always used to do back in Bal-dur's Gate." "Which was?" "I had them spayed." Volo fingered his beard, and commented, "It is a very serious crimeтАФin all of CormyrтАФto interfere with the reproductive capabilities of a feline." "As I soon learned," the hapless thespian replied. "The maid threatened to tell the authorities of my deed unless I vacated the premises forthwith, and so I did. It turned out that a certain young stable hand that she fancied, thought himself an actor, and it was all just an elaborate scheme to put me in the doghouse, and him in the main house. If you know what I mean." Volo shook his head in gentle amusement, and urged his companion on. "So what then?" "The maid was quite insistent about going to the authorities, so I figured it would probably be pru-dent of me not to wait for Master Bernd's return. So I left a note of apology and took to the road, to expe-rience life in the theater known as Faerun, once again." "This way," Volo interrupted, indicating that it was time for them to turn the corner. "I've just checked in to the Traveler's Cloak Inn." The great traveler paused for a moment, |
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