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BORED OF THE RINGS, A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings
by Henry N. Beard and Douglas C. Kenney of The Harvard Lampoon


Copyright The Harvard Lampoon, Inc., 1969
Map by William S. Donnell
Illustration on page 66 by Peter W. Johnson
All rights reserved

Published by Roc, an imprint of New American Library, a division of Penguin
Books USA Inc. Previously published in a Signet edition.


Other HARVARD LAMPOON Parodies in the Great Books Series

DAVID MATZOHFIELD
THE MATZOH OF CASTERBRIDGE
TWO YEARS BEFORE THE MATZOH
MATZOH DICK
LITTLE MATZOHS
ROBINSON MATZOH
CRIME AND MATZOHBALLS


HARVARD LAMPOON Parodies in the Not-So-Great Series

VALLEY OF THE MATZOHS
ROSEMATZOH'S BABY
THE MATZOHBITIONIST


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"Do you like what you doth see . . . ?" said the voluptuous elf-maiden
as she provocatively parted the folds of her robe to reveal the rounded,
shadowy glories within. Frito's throat was dry, though his head reeled with
desire and ale.
She slipped off the flimsy garment and strode toward the fascinated
boggie unashamed of her nakedness. She ran a perfect hand along his hairy
toes, and he helplessly watched them curl with the fierce insistent wanting of
her.
"Let me make thee more comfortable," she whispered hoarsely, fiddling