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Excerpts from Poison Pen Letters
written by Keith Wade.
HTML code by The Last Viking.


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This scripts contains excerpts from the book Poison Pen Letters, written by Keith Wade, available through Loompanics Unlimited. It start with a warning:

Consider yourself warned. This book was written and is sold for entertainment purposes only. Neither the author nor the publisher will take responsibility for your use of this book. The use of any of these letters will probably result in your being sued for defamation of character, libel, mail fraud, other damages, and copyright infringement. It is sold for you to laugh at. You assume the risk (and it is a great risk if you choose to abuse this book.

Note, the [ ]'s contain special notices to the reader. The first [] in a letter is a reference to the one who is supposedly sending the letter. The next one is the recipient. Comments like [date] simply mean that you should put in an appropriate date inside the the [ ]'s. Do not leave any saliva or finger-prints on the letter or the envelope. Do not use your own paper or printer. Try retrieving the letterheads by writing a simple inquiry to the mark, erase everything on it, that isn't standard. Use a photocopier and voila, you have your mark's letterhead.
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[Sender: The mark who is a waitress]
[Recipient: Inspector working in the health department, also send a copy to her boss, put the copy inside a health Dept. envelope. ]
Dear Sirs,

I am writing this letter to let you know about a potentional health hazard that exists in [working place].

I have worked at the [working place] in/at [location] for [time] years. My Christian upbringing has made it difficult to work there, but I need the money. I can not tolerate what is being done to the public any longer.

I have seen rotten meat scraped and served. Condiments are not refrigerated due to the lack of refrigeration space. I have asked the owner to fix the refrigerator, which often keeps meat no colder than room temperature, but he refuses. The kitchen is infested with roaches, and the exterminator can not control them. I am concerned with these things, but am unable to do anything about them.

I am sure that some of our practices are a violation of law. I sincerely hope that there is something that you can do about this.

Sincerely yours,



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[Sender: Mark who is a co-worker in a larger company]
[Recipient: President of the company, send a copy to a local newspaper to make the company a secondary mark]
Mr. [President of the company]

I have been employed by your firm for the last three years. I am sure that you have no idea who I am.

Unfortunately, your supervisor, Mr. [Mark's supervisor], does. Ever since I have been in his department, my job has been dependent upon my having sexual relations with him. What I threatened to tell you about this situation, he told me not to bother since "he knows what's going on."

I implore you to do something about this situation. I do not wish to quit because Mr. [Mark's supervisor] has informed me that by the time he is finished, no one in town will hire me.

Thank you in advance

Respectfully yours,



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