"Excerpts From Poison Pen Letters" - читать интересную книгу автора (Wade Keith)

[Sender: Mark who is a mail carrier]
[Recipient: J. Random resident]
Dear Postal Patron

I am sorry to inform you that I have misdelivered some of your mail. I was a mistake and I am very sorry for it.

The problem has now been cleared up.

You have ____ [fill handwritten number in there later] pieces of first class mail at the local post office. If you would please pick them up, it would be a great help to us.

Thank you for your cooperation. Since the mistake was our fault, we are not charging you for holding this mail.

Sincerely yours,



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[Sender: Faked company, preferably make it sound like they deal with chemicals]
[Recipient: Newspaper -> classifies section ]
Dear Sir,

Please insert the following ad in the paper for the next week.


Let the good time roll. 20 lb thanks nitrous oxide (for making your own whipped cream) $40.00. [faked company's address], adults only.
Please find enclose full payment for this.
Yours sincerely

Note: The mark is the dentist who live at the address of the company. Call The police and complaining about your minor child acting crazy (i.e, light headed, giggles, etc.) Indicate somehow that he walk past the dentist's office on the way home from school.


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[Sender: secondary mark, or a false name]
[Recipient: the closest district attorney]
Dear Sir,

Recently, a local doctor, Mr. [Mark], offered to sell me some photos that he had taken of some of his female patients. I am not ranting on Dr [Mark]. In fact, I shall not testify if called to court. I would, however, like the answers to some questions.


May I purchase photos taken with the consent of the patient?
May I purchase photos of adults with out their knowledge?
How can I protect myself by making sure that the subjects are actually adults?
Your answer to these questions shall be most welcome. I am an honest publisher, who wishes to continue to operate within the law. My own attorney suggested that I contact you to be certain that any actions taken by me were lawful.
Most sincerely yours



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[Mark who is a buss drive]
[Local transportation authorities]