"Karl Edward Wagner - Kane 07c - Deep in the Depths of the Acme Warehouse" - читать интересную книгу автора (Wagner Karl Edward)

Mina stared at the hollow latex sheath. She gaped at the living cock and scrotum that had grown into her flesh.
ElvisТs cock.
Now hers.
Eventually she went back to bed, remembering to lower the toilet seat. She lit a cigarette and contemplated Lucy.
Deep in the depths of the Acme Warehouse, Blacklight sat on a packing crate watching Kane. Blacklight had a big bucket of cold KFC Original Recipe and a large bottle of warm Ripple. He munched and chugged thoughtfully, occasionally flinging a bone to things chittering beyond their circle of light.
УKane, even for you that was one damn dirty trick,Ф he observed. In vino, veritas.
УSave me a slug of that Ripple,Ф Kane said. УThis is dusty work.Ф
Kane emerged from a broken packing crate. He studied the label on the plastic bag: One Acme Action Dildo. Jim Morrison Model. Electrify Your Friends!
He tossed the package to Blacklight. УHang onto this. Should prove useful.
УAnd anyway. Mina Rush needs a deeper voice if sheТs ever going to make it big, and the King will give her a lot of soul. If thereТs a problem, IТve got a knife. Snick, snack, and BobТs your uncle. All is set right.Ф
Blacklight handed the bottle to Kane. УYou really think weТre going to find the Janis Joplin artifact down here?Ф
УFor sure. Probably right there in that crate youТre sitting on.Ф
УAre you really a jillion years old?Ф Blacklight retrieved the Ripple and washed down a couple reds. He moved off the crate.
УAnd I owe it all to clean living.Ф Kane ripped off the lid of the packing crate with one hand, sending nails and wood chunks flying.
УWell,Ф persisted Blacklight, digesting reds and KFC, Уit seems like a dirty trick for a man of your mature years. WhatТs Mina Rush gonna do when she finds out sheТs a father?Ф
Kane had dug out a series of flat packages was examining them with considerable enthusiasm. УGot it! British production. Hence the confusing label of Сfanny.Т I know just the dude to lay this one on.Ф
He finished the Ripple and turned pensive. УBlacklight. If thereТs one lesson you can learn in a jillion years, itТs this: You canТt always get what you need. But if you donТt watch out, you just might get what you want.Ф