"Howard Waldrop - Winter Quarters" - читать интересную книгу автора (Waldrop Howard)Everybody knew the IQRA meeting in October (hosted by the podunk portion of the University we work for) was going to have Big Trouble. The IQRA is the International Quaternary Research Association -- everything prehistoric since the dinosaurs -- and it contained multitudes, among which are people in the profession against the retrieval and propagation of extinct species. They were vocal, and because the meeting was also going to have a large bunch of paleo- and archaeogeneticists there too, the media had already started pre-coverage on it -- sound bites, flashes of personalities, a fleeting glimpse of the male mammontelephant in the Baltimore Zoo. You know. Big Trouble. -<*>- I know all this because Dr. Bob is the University's host for this Cenozoic shindig, and is calling me every day or so. Out of nowhere he says, "I got a fax from Arnaud. Can you imagine? His circus plays up in Raleigh the day before the conference opens, last show of the year before winter quarters." It had been two months since he'd eaten the cafeteria out of house and home. "What did he say?" "That's all. I guess he just wanted us to know. I sure as hell won't have time to see him. I'll be dodging brickbats, no doubt." -<*>- A week later, Dr. Bob showed up in my office. "Uh, Marie," he said, "there've been more faxes. Lots more. Something's up. Want to be an unindicted co-conspirator?" -<*>- The news was full of the IQRA; you couldn't turn on your monitor or TV without seeing people with placards and signs, or Professor Somebody from Somewhere making speeches. I watched some of it, switched over to the Weather Shop. There was a guy yammering on about long-term climatic change, Big and Little Ice Ages; global warming, myth or legend; etc. I ran up their feed and got the forecast: overcast, maybe some mist, fifteen degrees, just cool enough for a sweater. There was a cardboard box on the front porch with a note on it -- MARIE: BRING THIS TO MY LECTURE. SIT ON 3D ROW AISLE. -- and a wristbadge with STAFF stamped on it in deep holograms. -<*>- |
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